Team Fotress Classic is another violent computer game that turns people into KILLERS!!!
Victor Smootbank
spree killers, serial killers and terrorists!!!
These games do teach people how to murder and how to do it
right. Even young kids learn to be the perfect killing machine!!!
The result : Murder, Death, Kill !!!
The cure : All these violent video games should be outlawed, the
programmers and designers should be hanged. These games
are dangerous and MUST BE DESTROYED!!!
scrumble
Heh
SHP
/throws a chicken wing at scrumble
Empee
SHP drove me to this:
Oh, the humanity !
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I give my heart when the villain appears.
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Dead: http://kevan.org/brain.cgi?empee
E & OE.
scrumble
> SHP drove me to this:
>
>> On 8 Nov, 23:11, scrumble <spspspspspspps...@am.com> wrote:
>>> Victor Smootbank wrote:
>
>>>> All the people who play such violent games are potential criminals,
>>>> spree killers, serial killers and terrorists!!!
>>>> These games do teach people how to murder and how to do it
>>>> right. Even young kids learn to be the perfect killing machine!!!
>>>> The result : Murder, Death, Kill !!!
>>>> The cure : All these violent video games should be outlawed, the
>>>> programmers and designers should be hanged. These games
>>>> are dangerous and MUST BE DESTROYED!!!
>>> Heh
>> /throws a chicken wing at scrumble
>
> Oh, the humanity !
I just hope it didn't have bird flu
/sneezes
--
scrum
Empee
scrumble drove me to this:
> Empee wrote:
I just hope that's only snot.
/wipes
scrumble
>
> scrumble drove me to this:
>
>> Empee wrote:
>
>>> SHP drove me to this:
>>>
>>>> On 8 Nov, 23:11, scrumble <spspspspspspps...@am.com> wrote:
>>>>> Victor Smootbank wrote:
>>>>>> All the people who play such violent games are potential criminals,
>>>>>> spree killers, serial killers and terrorists!!!
>>>>>> These games do teach people how to murder and how to do it
>>>>>> right. Even young kids learn to be the perfect killing machine!!!
>>>>>> The result : Murder, Death, Kill !!!
>>>>>> The cure : All these violent video games should be outlawed, the
>>>>>> programmers and designers should be hanged. These games
>>>>>> are dangerous and MUST BE DESTROYED!!!
>>>>> Heh
>>>> /throws a chicken wing at scrumble
>>>
>>> Oh, the humanity !
>> I just hope it didn't have bird flu
>>
>> /sneezes
>
> I just hope that's only snot.
>
> /wipes
>
>
Hang on
/tastes
Hmm, salty
--
scrum
Empee
> Empee wrote:
> >>>>> Victor Smootbank wrote:
> >>>>> Heh
> >>>
> >>> Oh, the humanity !
Drink more Cranberry, wierdo.
I'll be hanging about the Astoria on Dec 21st if anyone fancies a drink
in the George before the Wildhearts madness :o)
scrumble
Underneath the red light?
/gets wallet
--
scrum
Empee
> Empee wrote:
Ah, it's Christmas - you can have a freebie.
Just don't take too long abou...oh.
If I could find more like you I'll be a millionaire in a week....
Happy Christmas everyone :o)
--
scrumble
/Puts Portal down for two minutes
And Happy Noo year to you
/turns back to Portal and waves goodbye to rest of life
--
scrum
scrumble
/fives minutes later
Oh, is that it?
:/
--
scrum
ervaqre
> Happy Christmas everyone :o)
you are one sick bastard to use a smiley in here
--
ervaqre, the lone usenet wanderer
DG
> Empee is a real pirate:
>> Happy Christmas everyone :o)
>
> you are one sick bastard to use a smiley in here
>
--
Danny.
scrumble
> Empee is a real pirate:
>> Happy Christmas everyone :o)
>
> you are one sick bastard to use a smiley in here
>
I wouldn't say sick
--
scrum
Kasper
>> /Puts Portal down for two minutes
>>
>> And Happy Noo year to you
>>
>> /turns back to Portal and waves goodbye to rest of life
>
>/fives minutes later
>
>Oh, is that it?
>
>:/
Yes. Now go play our mod:
http://www.igf.com/php-bin/entry2008.php?id=4
--
Kasper
ervaqre
When will you write a Linux port?
ervaqre
>> you are one sick bastard to use a smiley in here
>>
> He was being ironic or he forgot to put a [1] behind it.
Either way he should be hanged by his balls.
*bangs head against ceiling*
ervaqre
>> you are one sick bastard to use a smiley in here
>>
> I wouldn't say sick
but I would, but I would, but I would, oh boy!! it's just that he's a gravity user
DG
>>> you are one sick bastard to use a smiley in here
>>>
>> He was being ironic or he forgot to put a [1] behind it.
>
> Either way he should be hanged by his balls.
To the left of 'em or to the right?
> *bangs head against ceiling*
>
There are better ways to make a skylight.
--
Danny.
Kasper
wrote:
>> Yes. Now go play our mod:
>>
>> http://www.igf.com/php-bin/entry2008.php?id=4
>
>When will you write a Linux port?
Ask Valve.
--
Kasper
Empee
ervaqre drove me to this:
> scrumble is a real pirate:
> >> you are one sick bastard to use a smiley in here
> >>
> > I wouldn't say sick
>
> but I would, but I would, but I would, oh boy!! it's just that he's a gravity user
A smiley, no [1] and Gravity. I'm feeling so ironic I might even say
roffles next. Hell, if I can be arsed I may even try and get some
pathos in..
ervaqre
>
> Ask Valve.
I just did. They asked me to ask you.
ervaqre
>
> To the left of 'em or to the right?
Good question. I'll forward it to our Research Team on Plunder Island.
>> *bangs head against ceiling*
>>
> There are better ways to make a skylight.
God commanded me!
ervaqre
>> gravity user
>
> A smiley, no [1] and Gravity. I'm feeling so ironic I might even say
> roffles next. Hell, if I can be arsed I may even try and get some
> pathos in..
Well, we once had a black negro in here, but nowadays he's a communist.
DG
>>> Either way he should be hanged by his balls.
>> To the left of 'em or to the right?
>
> Good question. I'll forward it to our Research Team on Plunder Island.
Of course, *good* questions are not your expertise.
>>> *bangs head against ceiling*
>>>
>> There are better ways to make a skylight.
>
> God commanded me!
>
Couldn't you ask him to do the "Parting The Reed Sea"-trick on the
ceiling? Much more elegant. Not to mention the lack of blood-stains it
causes.
Why have a headbanger's skylight anyway?
--
Danny.
ervaqre
>
> Of course, *good* questions are not your expertise.
That's true indeed. There's only one thing I'm good at and that's being an omnipotent dictator!
> Couldn't you ask him to do the "Parting The Reed Sea"-trick on the
> ceiling? Much more elegant. Not to mention the lack of blood-stains it
> causes.
Well, I could do that, you know, but God doesn't do things for free, you know. There's always a sacrifice
involved, you know. What if he'd ask us to give nail an Aglamian to a cross, you know? That'd be nasty,
you know.
DG
>>> Good question. I'll forward it to our Research Team on Plunder Island.
>> Of course, *good* questions are not your expertise.
>
> That's true indeed. There's only one thing I'm good at and that's being an omnipotent dictator!
Well, good and omnipotent didn't exactly spring to my mind, but sure, if
*you* want to believe so.
>> Couldn't you ask him to do the "Parting The Reed Sea"-trick on the
>> ceiling? Much more elegant. Not to mention the lack of blood-stains it
>> causes.
>
> Well, I could do that, you know, but God doesn't do things for free, you know. There's always a sacrifice
> involved, you know. What if he'd ask us to give nail an Aglamian to a cross, you know? That'd be nasty,
> you know.
>
I nominate Pixel. He's thin enough to survive it. He'd also make funny
noises. Like "hurg".
--
Danny.
scrumble
> Empee is a real pirate:
>>> but I would, but I would, but I would, oh boy!! it's just that he's a
>>> gravity user
>> A smiley, no [1] and Gravity. I'm feeling so ironic I might even say
>> roffles next. Hell, if I can be arsed I may even try and get some
>> pathos in..
>
> Well, we once had a black negro in here
As opposed to the other kind of negro?
Not sure the green negro counts, as that was down to him getting a whiff
of Empee's codpiece
--
scrum
Kasper
wrote:
>>>When will you write a Linux port?
>>
>> Ask Valve.
>
>I just did. They asked me to ask you.
I'll ask Ron Gilbert, when/if I go to the GDC/IGF.
--
Kasper
ervaqre
>
> As opposed to the other kind of negro?
>
> Not sure the green negro counts, as that was down to him getting a whiff
> of Empee's codpiece
I'll forward your question to the research team in Aglami, Togo. They have many fellow negro's there.
ervaqre
>> an omnipotent dictator!
>
> Well, good and omnipotent didn't exactly spring to my mind, but sure, if
> *you* want to believe so.
Yes, I believe anything I'm willing to believe!
>> Well, I could do that, you know, but God doesn't do things for free,
>> you know. There's always a sacrifice involved, you know. What if he'd
>> ask us to give nail an Aglamian to a cross, you know? That'd be nasty,
>> you know.
>>
> I nominate Pixel. He's thin enough to survive it. He'd also make funny
> noises. Like "hurg".
And he's got long hair! Perfect sample!
ervaqre
>>
>>I just did. They asked me to ask you.
>
> I'll ask Ron Gilbert, when/if I go to the GDC/IGF.
When did you become a nerd to go to the GDC/IGF?
DG
>> Well, good and omnipotent didn't exactly spring to my mind, but sure, if
>> *you* want to believe so.
>
> Yes, I believe anything I'm willing to believe!
There's a bunch of TV-evangelists asking for you. Something about making
donations, salvation and spreading the word. There's even one guy who'd
like you to try his grape flavored Kool-Aid.
>> I nominate Pixel. He's thin enough to survive it. He'd also make funny
>> noises. Like "hurg".
>
> And he's got long hair! Perfect sample!
>
Some BBC documentary claimed it was actually a short, rather muscular
man with short hair and a beard. Almost the opposite of Pixel.
--
Danny.
Rasmus Bøg Hansen
Afterwards the following was on the screen:
> ervaqre schreef:
>>> Well, good and omnipotent didn't exactly spring to my mind, but sure, if
>>> *you* want to believe so.
>>
>> Yes, I believe anything I'm willing to believe!
>
> There's a bunch of TV-evangelists asking for you. Something about
> making donations, salvation and spreading the word. There's even one
> guy who'd like you to try his grape flavored Kool-Aid.
Then go believe that deserts are pink!
>>> I nominate Pixel. He's thin enough to survive it. He'd also make funny
>>> noises. Like "hurg".
>>
>> And he's got long hair! Perfect sample!
>>
> Some BBC documentary claimed it was actually a short, rather muscular
> man with short hair and a beard. Almost the opposite of Pixel.
POKE PIXEL!!!
POKE PIXEL!!!
POKE PIXEL!!!
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Yes, it is perfectly safe - it is us, that are in trouble!
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DG
>>>> Well, good and omnipotent didn't exactly spring to my mind, but sure, if
>>>> *you* want to believe so.
>>> Yes, I believe anything I'm willing to believe!
>> There's a bunch of TV-evangelists asking for you. Something about
>> making donations, salvation and spreading the word. There's even one
>> guy who'd like you to try his grape flavored Kool-Aid.
>
> Then go believe that deserts are pink!
That's a falsifiable proposition, so that won't work as a religious
idea. Unless you call into question the theory of pinkelution.
>>>> I nominate Pixel. He's thin enough to survive it. He'd also make funny
>>>> noises. Like "hurg".
>>> And he's got long hair! Perfect sample!
>>>
>> Some BBC documentary claimed it was actually a short, rather muscular
>> man with short hair and a beard. Almost the opposite of Pixel.
>
> POKE PIXEL!!!
> POKE PIXEL!!!
> POKE PIXEL!!!
>
It needs more weapons. A BFG, chainsaw and a folding chair. Or a big
trout, a dead parrot and a killer joke (not translated to German, but
Stellingerwerfs). Maybe a towel, dolphin or whale. Giving Pixel an extra
head would be a nice touch in that last case.
--
Danny.
ervaqre
>
> There's a bunch of TV-evangelists asking for you. Something about making
> donations, salvation and spreading the word. There's even one guy who'd
> like you to try his grape flavored Kool-Aid.
Great! Great!! Great!!! But hey...hold on a moment... I do need a television device for that, right?
>> And he's got long hair! Perfect sample!
>>
> Some BBC documentary claimed it was actually a short, rather muscular
> man with short hair and a beard. Almost the opposite of Pixel.
You watch too much television, really.
ervaqre
> trout, a dead parrot and a killer joke (not translated to German, but
> Stellingerwerfs). Maybe a towel, dolphin or whale. Giving Pixel an extra
> head would be a nice touch in that last case.
A BFG? That's from Quake, right?! Ahh..the good old days...
(before Unreal Tournament claimed my social life, my spare time, and my coffin)
DG
>>> Yes, I believe anything I'm willing to believe!
>> There's a bunch of TV-evangelists asking for you. Something about making
>> donations, salvation and spreading the word. There's even one guy who'd
>> like you to try his grape flavored Kool-Aid.
>
> Great! Great!! Great!!! But hey...hold on a moment... I do need a television device for that, right?
>
content through the tubes of the internets.
>>> And he's got long hair! Perfect sample!
>>>
>> Some BBC documentary claimed it was actually a short, rather muscular
>> man with short hair and a beard. Almost the opposite of Pixel.
>
> You watch too much television, really.
>
I made the newspapers, the blogs and there were insulted religious folks
crying foul. You didn't even need a TV to get that.
--
Danny.
DG
>> It needs more weapons. A BFG, chainsaw and a folding chair. Or a big
>> trout, a dead parrot and a killer joke (not translated to German, but
>> Stellingerwerfs). Maybe a towel, dolphin or whale. Giving Pixel an extra
>> head would be a nice touch in that last case.
>
> A BFG? That's from Quake, right?! Ahh..the good old days...
>
> (before Unreal Tournament claimed my social life, my spare time, and my coffin)
>
Quake. It also made the Doom movie, not that you needed to know - or see
- that.
--
Danny.
ervaqre
> Quake. It also made the Doom movie, not that you needed to know - or see
> - that.
It was the #10 weapon right? Not as good as #9 if you ask me, the almighty railgun!
ervaqre
>> television device for that, right?
>>
> You can. But there's also the possibility to get the same riveting
> content through the tubes of the internets.
Is it on youporn? That's the only http www internet site I know.
>> You watch too much television, really.
>>
> I made the newspapers, the blogs and there were insulted religious folks
> crying foul. You didn't even need a TV to get that.
You also read too many newspapers and blogs then!
DG
>> Doom originally. It was called the BFG9000 in that and the BFG10K in
>> Quake. It also made the Doom movie, not that you needed to know - or see
>> - that.
>
> It was the #10 weapon right? Not as good as #9 if you ask me, the almighty railgun!
>
anyway, maybe only the demo.
--
Danny.
DG
>>> Great! Great!! Great!!! But hey...hold on a moment... I do need a
>>> television device for that, right?
>>>
>> You can. But there's also the possibility to get the same riveting
>> content through the tubes of the internets.
>
> Is it on youporn? That's the only http www internet site I know.
You are seriously missing out.
>>> You watch too much television, really.
>>>
>> I made the newspapers, the blogs and there were insulted religious folks
>> crying foul. You didn't even need a TV to get that.
>
> You also read too many newspapers and blogs then!
>
I actually read only a few blogs or even newspapers. But I might be very
efficient at getting some info.
--
Danny.
Pixel "#~
>>> Couldn't you ask him to do the "Parting The Reed Sea"-trick on the
>>> ceiling? Much more elegant. Not to mention the lack of blood-stains it
>>> causes.
>>
>> Well, I could do that, you know, but God doesn't do things for free, you know. There's always a sacrifice
>> involved, you know. What if he'd ask us to give nail an Aglamian to a cross, you know? That'd be nasty,
>> you know.
>>
>I nominate Pixel. He's thin enough to survive it. He'd also make funny
>noises. Like "hurg".
Who said I was thin. I'd like to meet this person.
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www.whitefall.nl/johannes
msn: johannesvanderwerf at hotmail dot com
icq: 58550811
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"This is the captain. We have a little problem
with our entry sequence, so we may experience
some slight... turbulence and then explode."
-
Pixel "#~
>> Doom originally. It was called the BFG9000 in that and the BFG10K in
>> Quake. It also made the Doom movie, not that you needed to know - or see
>> - that.
>
>It was the #10 weapon right? Not as good as #9 if you ask me, the almighty railgun!
Hmmmmmmrailgun....!
DG
>>>> Couldn't you ask him to do the "Parting The Reed Sea"-trick on the
>>>> ceiling? Much more elegant. Not to mention the lack of blood-stains it
>>>> causes.
>>> Well, I could do that, you know, but God doesn't do things for free, you know. There's always a sacrifice
>>> involved, you know. What if he'd ask us to give nail an Aglamian to a cross, you know? That'd be nasty,
>>> you know.
>>>
>> I nominate Pixel. He's thin enough to survive it. He'd also make funny
>> noises. Like "hurg".
>
> Who said I was thin. I'd like to meet this person.
>
>
--
Danny.
DG
>>> Doom originally. It was called the BFG9000 in that and the BFG10K in
>>> Quake. It also made the Doom movie, not that you needed to know - or see
>>> - that.
>> It was the #10 weapon right? Not as good as #9 if you ask me, the almighty railgun!
>
> Hmmmmmmrailgun....!
>
>
reference to it.
--
Danny.
ervaqre
>> almighty railgun!
>>
> I never played Quake II actually. I don't remember having played it
> anyway, maybe only the demo.
It was my first real shooter on the Pentium computer. Before that, there was the 386, so I missed out on
all the Doom, Duke Nukem 3D and Quake stuff. Then again, Quake II was also the first game I played
online. I remember it was possible to create your own skins and models which on some servers would
automatically be uploaded to all the other current players. So, what I did was create a tiny sheep which
was entirely black, then I would lurk in dark corners and kill lots of people without them ever being able to
see me.
Of course, that was before Unreal Tournament replaced my gaming life, my social life, my sex life, my
religion and my soul.
ervaqre
>
> You are seriously missing out.
Hontoni!? Hontoni!?
>> You also read too many newspapers and blogs then!
>>
> I actually read only a few blogs or even newspapers. But I might be very
> efficient at getting some info.
Hontoni!? You might be willing to work for the Aglami Research Department then! The might ARD! We
also have the ZDF team, but as of yet that one has no members.
ervaqre
>>
> Adolphe Quetelet probably did. Is your BMI under 25? Then you're thin!
My BMI is 24.6! I'm *such* a scrawny pirate!
DG
>> I never played Quake II actually. I don't remember having played it
>> anyway, maybe only the demo.
>
> It was my first real shooter on the Pentium computer. Before that, there was the 386, so I missed out on
> all the Doom, Duke Nukem 3D and Quake stuff. Then again, Quake II was also the first game I played
> online. I remember it was possible to create your own skins and models which on some servers would
> automatically be uploaded to all the other current players. So, what I did was create a tiny sheep which
> was entirely black, then I would lurk in dark corners and kill lots of people without them ever being able to
> see me.
I had Duke Nukem's demo pre-installed on my pentium. Never got addicted
to 3D shooters though. Civilization, Sim City and Tycoon-games that's
where it's at for me. It has been since the Amiga days and I even had
some similar games on the C64 like 7 Cities of Gold, Theatre Europe and
Defender of the Crown. That and of course point 'n' click adventures.
> Of course, that was before Unreal Tournament replaced my gaming life, my social life, my sex life, my
> religion and my soul.
>
A job that is supposed to be taken by Aglami.
--
Danny.
DG
>>> Is it on youporn? That's the only http www internet site I know.
>> You are seriously missing out.
>
> Hontoni!? Hontoni!?
Wikipedia says it is part of the title of some (TV) movie.
>>> You also read too many newspapers and blogs then!
>>>
>> I actually read only a few blogs or even newspapers. But I might be very
>> efficient at getting some info.
>
> Hontoni!? You might be willing to work for the Aglami Research Department then! The might ARD! We
> also have the ZDF team, but as of yet that one has no members.
They have spies at every blood bank.
--
Danny.
DG
>>> Who said I was thin. I'd like to meet this person.
>>>
>> Adolphe Quetelet probably did. Is your BMI under 25? Then you're thin!
>
> My BMI is 24.6! I'm *such* a scrawny pirate!
>
--
Danny.
Pixel "#~
>> It was my first real shooter on the Pentium computer. Before that, there was the 386, so I missed out on
>> all the Doom, Duke Nukem 3D and Quake stuff. Then again, Quake II was also the first game I played
>> online. I remember it was possible to create your own skins and models which on some servers would
>> automatically be uploaded to all the other current players. So, what I did was create a tiny sheep which
>> was entirely black, then I would lurk in dark corners and kill lots of people without them ever being able to
>> see me.
>
>I had Duke Nukem's demo pre-installed on my pentium. Never got addicted
>to 3D shooters though. Civilization, Sim City and Tycoon-games that's
>where it's at for me. It has been since the Amiga days and I even had
>some similar games on the C64 like 7 Cities of Gold, Theatre Europe and
>Defender of the Crown. That and of course point 'n' click adventures.
I used to be able to play out the first episode of Duke Nukem
(original series) in 11 minutes.
DG
>> I had Duke Nukem's demo pre-installed on my pentium. Never got addicted
>> to 3D shooters though. Civilization, Sim City and Tycoon-games that's
>> where it's at for me. It has been since the Amiga days and I even had
>> some similar games on the C64 like 7 Cities of Gold, Theatre Europe and
>> Defender of the Crown. That and of course point 'n' click adventures.
>
> I used to be able to play out the first episode of Duke Nukem
> (original series) in 11 minutes.
>
>
--
Danny.
Vigilante
news:hgb2p3t2ofaujnfv5...@4ax.com...
> Earlier DG muttered:
>
>>> It was my first real shooter on the Pentium computer. Before that, there
>>> was the 386, so I missed out on
>>> all the Doom, Duke Nukem 3D and Quake stuff. Then again, Quake II was
>>> also the first game I played
>>> online. I remember it was possible to create your own skins and models
>>> which on some servers would
>>> automatically be uploaded to all the other current players. So, what I
>>> did was create a tiny sheep which
>>> was entirely black, then I would lurk in dark corners and kill lots of
>>> people without them ever being able to
>>> see me.
>>
>>I had Duke Nukem's demo pre-installed on my pentium. Never got addicted
>>to 3D shooters though. Civilization, Sim City and Tycoon-games that's
>>where it's at for me. It has been since the Amiga days and I even had
>>some similar games on the C64 like 7 Cities of Gold, Theatre Europe and
>>Defender of the Crown. That and of course point 'n' click adventures.
>
> I used to be able to play out the first episode of Duke Nukem
> (original series) in 11 minutes.
Hey I remember the original Duke Nukum (as it was spelled back then)! That's
pretty impressive, I've also seen the first level of DN3D done in about 14
seconds or something ridiculous like that.
DG
>>> I had Duke Nukem's demo pre-installed on my pentium. Never got addicted
>>> to 3D shooters though. Civilization, Sim City and Tycoon-games that's
>>> where it's at for me. It has been since the Amiga days and I even had
>>> some similar games on the C64 like 7 Cities of Gold, Theatre Europe and
>>> Defender of the Crown. That and of course point 'n' click adventures.
>> I used to be able to play out the first episode of Duke Nukem
>> (original series) in 11 minutes.
>
> Hey I remember the original Duke Nukum (as it was spelled back then)! That's
> pretty impressive, I've also seen the first level of DN3D done in about 14
> seconds or something ridiculous like that.
>
>
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RmxA07pYMyM
There's a whole bunch of Duke speedruns out there.
--
Danny.
Pixel "#~
Yeah.
Duke Nukem 1 - Shrapnel City.
(yes, I had to look that up.... in my start menu that is, because it
still lingers on this machine).
DG
>>> I used to be able to play out the first episode of Duke Nukem
>>> (original series) in 11 minutes.
>>>
>>>
>> You mean before it went 3D and was a platform game?
>
> Yeah.
> Duke Nukem 1 - Shrapnel City.
>
> (yes, I had to look that up.... in my start menu that is, because it
> still lingers on this machine).
>
>
--
Danny.
Pixel "#~
Hey! This was quite a good computer...
Once.
Duke Nukum is pre Windows. This puter can run it np/
DG
>>>> You mean before it went 3D and was a platform game?
>>> Yeah.
>>> Duke Nukem 1 - Shrapnel City.
>>>
>>> (yes, I had to look that up.... in my start menu that is, because it
>>> still lingers on this machine).
>>>
>>>
>> To bad you can't play it because the machine isn't powerful enough.
>
> Hey! This was quite a good computer...
> Once.
>
> Duke Nukum is pre Windows. This puter can run it np/
>
>
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Danny.
Kasper
wrote:
>>>> Ask Valve.
>>>
>>>I just did. They asked me to ask you.
>>
>> I'll ask Ron Gilbert, when/if I go to the GDC/IGF.
>
>When did you become a nerd to go to the GDC/IGF?
Since we got nominated, baby!
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Kasper
Pixel "#~
>>>> (yes, I had to look that up.... in my start menu that is, because it
>>>> still lingers on this machine).
>>>>
>>>>
>>> To bad you can't play it because the machine isn't powerful enough.
>>
>> Hey! This was quite a good computer...
>> Once.
>>
>> Duke Nukum is pre Windows. This puter can run it np/
>>
>>
>Wasn't that PC called Calvin or Hobbes or something?
It's called Hobbes, yes.
My lovely little computer.
Hobbes.
DG
>>>> To bad you can't play it because the machine isn't powerful enough.
>>> Hey! This was quite a good computer...
>>> Once.
>>>
>>> Duke Nukum is pre Windows. This puter can run it np/
>>>
>>>
>> Wasn't that PC called Calvin or Hobbes or something?
>
> It's called Hobbes, yes.
> My lovely little computer.
> Hobbes.
>
political/philosophical guy, right?
--
Danny.
ervaqre
>>> I'll ask Ron Gilbert, when/if I go to the GDC/IGF.
>>
>>When did you become a nerd to go to the GDC/IGF?
>
> Since we got nominated, baby!
Well, just don't trust that Ron Gilbert guy though. Back in the previous century I sent him an email inviting
him to join Aglami. He replied almost one year later saying that he should have a look here indeed. But
did you ever see him in here? No...neither did I.
ervaqre
> to 3D shooters though. Civilization, Sim City and Tycoon-games that's
> where it's at for me. It has been since the Amiga days and I even had
> some similar games on the C64 like 7 Cities of Gold, Theatre Europe and
> Defender of the Crown. That and of course point 'n' click adventures.
What about RTS games then? I loved Age of Empires and the sequel.
ervaqre
>> series) in 11 minutes.
>>
> You mean before it went 3D and was a platform game?
taHt g4m3z r0x0rED!!
ervaqre
>> I used to be able to play out the first episode of Duke Nukem (original
>> series) in 11 minutes.
>
> Hey I remember the original Duke Nukum (as it was spelled back then)!
> That's pretty impressive, I've also seen the first level of DN3D done in
> about 14 seconds or something ridiculous like that.
Oh, I've seen that to. It's the game they've been working on for more than a decade already.
ervaqre
>> Hey I remember the original Duke Nukum (as it was spelled back then)!
>> That's pretty impressive, I've also seen the first level of DN3D done
>> in about 14 seconds or something ridiculous like that.
>
> Oh, I've seen that to. It's the game they've been working on for more
> than a decade already.
hurg... *too*
ervaqre
>
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RmxA07pYMyM
>
> There's a whole bunch of Duke speedruns out there.
Oh, ignore my other two replies. I'm too sober.
ervaqre
>
> Wikipedia says it is part of the title of some (TV) movie.
It's Japanese for "really?"
DG
>>>> I'll ask Ron Gilbert, when/if I go to the GDC/IGF.
>>> When did you become a nerd to go to the GDC/IGF?
>> Since we got nominated, baby!
>
> Well, just don't trust that Ron Gilbert guy though. Back in the previous century I sent him an email inviting
> him to join Aglami. He replied almost one year later saying that he should have a look here indeed. But
> did you ever see him in here? No...neither did I.
>
--
Danny.
ervaqre
>>
> According to Quetelet I'm supposed to be dead or a planet.
You can always say it's all muscles.
DG
>> I had Duke Nukem's demo pre-installed on my pentium. Never got addicted
>> to 3D shooters though. Civilization, Sim City and Tycoon-games that's
>> where it's at for me. It has been since the Amiga days and I even had
>> some similar games on the C64 like 7 Cities of Gold, Theatre Europe and
>> Defender of the Crown. That and of course point 'n' click adventures.
>
> What about RTS games then? I loved Age of Empires and the sequel.
>
me. Except Settles, I played that a lot. I tend to shy away from all out
action games.
--
Danny.
DG
>>> I used to be able to play out the first episode of Duke Nukem (original
>>> series) in 11 minutes.
>>>
>> You mean before it went 3D and was a platform game?
>
> taHt g4m3z r0x0rED!!
>
Did you like Rick Dangerous. It's a little older, I think.
--
Danny.
DG
>>> Hontoni!? Hontoni!?
>> Wikipedia says it is part of the title of some (TV) movie.
>
> It's Japanese for "really?"
>
--
Danny.
DG
>>> My BMI is 24.6! I'm *such* a scrawny pirate!
>>>
>> According to Quetelet I'm supposed to be dead or a planet.
>
> You can always say it's all muscles.
>
--
Danny.
ervaqre
>> previous century I sent him an email inviting him to join Aglami. He
>> replied almost one year later saying that he should have a look here
>> indeed. But did you ever see him in here? No...neither did I.
>>
> Or might he have been the mystery guy from that other thread?
Well, he is British as well... it's just like Winston Churchill said, nothing but trouble from the island.
ervaqre
>>
> I only played it after the 3D one.
> Did you like Rick Dangerous. It's a little older, I think.
Rick Dangerous? That sounds like a really bad Indiana Jones clone.
ervaqre
>>
> Hardly any RTS. I liked the original Warcraft, but that was about it for
> me. Except Settles, I played that a lot. I tend to shy away from all out
> action games.
That's weird! After a day of hard work, frustration and sobering up I really like to kill off entire village
populations in Unreal Tournament.
ervaqre
>>
> Really?
Hontoni!
ervaqre
>>
>> You can always say it's all muscles.
>>
> On the phone, maybe.
What!? You have a phone!?!?
DG
>> I only played it after the 3D one.
>> Did you like Rick Dangerous. It's a little older, I think.
>
> Rick Dangerous? That sounds like a really bad Indiana Jones clone.
>
gave us another, rather more buxom, Indy clone in the Tombraider series.
--
Danny.
DG
>>> What about RTS games then? I loved Age of Empires and the sequel.
>>>
>> Hardly any RTS. I liked the original Warcraft, but that was about it for
>> action games.
>
> That's weird! After a day of hard work, frustration and sobering up I really like to kill off entire village
> populations in Unreal Tournament.
>
least I don't watch Oprah. That'd be pitiful.
--
Danny.
DG
>>> It's Japanese for "really?"
>>>
>> Really?
>
> Hontoni!
>
--
Danny.
DG
>>> You can always say it's all muscles.
>>>
>> On the phone, maybe.
>
> What!? You have a phone!?!?
>
--
Danny.
Kasper
wrote:
>>>> I'll ask Ron Gilbert, when/if I go to the GDC/IGF.
>>>
>>>When did you become a nerd to go to the GDC/IGF?
>>
>> Since we got nominated, baby!
>
>Well, just don't trust that Ron Gilbert guy though. Back in the previous century I sent him an email inviting
>him to join Aglami. He replied almost one year later saying that he should have a look here indeed. But
>did you ever see him in here? No...neither did I.
Ron Gilbert is moving to Canada.
I think he was Paul Pergamenshschik. That name sounds SO made up.
--
Kasper
Kasper
<Jjwwe...@phil.uu.nl> wrote:
>>> Duke Nukum is pre Windows. This puter can run it np/
>>>
>>>
>>Wasn't that PC called Calvin or Hobbes or something?
>
>It's called Hobbes, yes.
>My lovely little computer.
>Hobbes.
Nerd.
*Kasper hugs his complete Calvin & Hobbes collection*
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Kasper
Vigilante
news:fn39vs$jk5$3...@registered.motzarella.org...
Are you talking about Duke Nukem Forever? They just released a new teaser
for it.
Pixel "#~
>>>>> I'll ask Ron Gilbert, when/if I go to the GDC/IGF.
>>>>
>>>>When did you become a nerd to go to the GDC/IGF?
>>>
>>> Since we got nominated, baby!
>>
>>Well, just don't trust that Ron Gilbert guy though. Back in the previous century I sent him an email inviting
>>him to join Aglami. He replied almost one year later saying that he should have a look here indeed. But
>>did you ever see him in here? No...neither did I.
>
>Ron Gilbert is moving to Canada.
>
>I think he was Paul Pergamenshschik. That name sounds SO made up.
Or maybe he was that guy who made his own monkey/island newsgroup and
then got beaten of the Usenet...
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Pixel "#~
>>>> Duke Nukum is pre Windows. This puter can run it np/
>>>>
>>>>
>>> Wasn't that PC called Calvin or Hobbes or something?
>>
>> It's called Hobbes, yes.
>> My lovely little computer.
>> Hobbes.
>>
>Not after the comic book character, but after the
>political/philosophical guy, right?
Both really, but mostly the phil guy.
And the comic tiger for the graphics.
Pixel "#~
>>>> Duke Nukum is pre Windows. This puter can run it np/
>>>>
>>>>
>>>Wasn't that PC called Calvin or Hobbes or something?
>>
>>It's called Hobbes, yes.
>>My lovely little computer.
>>Hobbes.
>
>Nerd.
>
>*Kasper hugs his complete Calvin & Hobbes collection*
Complete?
That all in three (?) volume? Or just all the comics books from the
series.
I have a T-shirt.
ervaqre
>>
> It's a slightly comedic platformer take on it. Made by the company that
> gave us another, rather more buxom, Indy clone in the Tombraider series.
Ohh...me gusto Tomb Raider! Or at least I loved it when I was young. These days I no longer have enough
GPU and RAM to handle her :(
ervaqre
>> hurg... *too*
>
> Are you talking about Duke Nukem Forever? They just released a new
> teaser for it.
That's what I meant indeed. However, haven't they released new teasers for it a hundred times already?
Guess it will be one of these over-hyped games that will disappoint us all.
ervaqre
>> really like to kill off entire village populations in Unreal
>> Tournament.
>>
> I just go sit in a corner and drown my sorrows with chocolate. Well, at
> least I don't watch Oprah. That'd be pitiful.
Chocolate and sorrows are for women being! Ask any woman!
DG
>> I just go sit in a corner and drown my sorrows with chocolate. Well, at
>> least I don't watch Oprah. That'd be pitiful.
>
> Chocolate and sorrows are for women being! Ask any woman!
>
--
Danny.
ervaqre
>>
>> What!? You have a phone!?!?
>>
> Two even. Cell phones. No cordy-thingy.
Having two phones is just sick. It's not like you'll use them both at the same time.
ervaqre
>>I think he was Paul Pergamenshschik. That name sounds SO made up.
> Or maybe he was that guy who made his own monkey/island newsgroup and
> then got beaten of the Usenet...
No, Paul was the guy who made his own root beer in New York and then suddenly disappeared.
DG
>>>> On the phone, maybe.
>>> What!? You have a phone!?!?
>>>
>> Two even. Cell phones. No cordy-thingy.
>
> Having two phones is just sick. It's not like you'll use them both at the same time.
>
--
Danny.