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ZipPy[TiT]
grind up some good French roast beans, use spring water, and make it nice
and strong.
So strong, in fact, that no one else in the building can stand it. They
bitch that I don't brew up the dirty dishwater they crave.
I maintain that if coffee is not opaque when poured, it is too weak.
They don't like pickeled eggs either!
What a bunch of wienies I work with.
/takes sip of black nectar coffee...
/eats pickeled egg
/leaps tall building with a single bound
Ray Marden
filters that big because they're supposed to be filled to the top. Does
anybody believe me, though?
"That's crazy, Ray."
"Christ, this f*ck*ng mud."
"It's too damn strong."
"F*ck that, I'm making my own pot"
Blah blah blah...cowardly bastards!
Stroking my strong coffee, wishing more people loved it :(,
Ray
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Tart
"Firky" <informed.memb...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:MPG.150f30495...@News.CIS.DFN.DE...
: On Tue, 6 Mar 2001 10:46:48 -0600 ZipPy[TiT] (Iam...@this.address) wrote:
:
: > So strong, in fact, that no one else in the building can stand it. They
: > bitch that I don't brew up the dirty dishwater they crave.
: >
: > I maintain that if coffee is not opaque when poured, it is too weak.
: >
: > They don't like pickeled eggs either!
: >
: > What a bunch of wienies I work with.
: >
: > /takes sip of black nectar coffee...
: >
: > /eats pickeled egg
: >
: > /leaps tall building with a single bound
: Ditto.
: They all drink nescafe shite here at work. I got my own thingy with a
plunger
: and leave it to stand for about 5 minutes before drinking it. No sugar, no
milk.
: Yummy.
:
:o)
With ya all the way.. I get the good stuff in and my parents stick to their
icky decaff drink
oooooh and pickled eggs too! at my old place we had a few huge jars of them
in our kitchen. Lubbly stuff :)
Tartychops
--
"Time is nature's way of stopping everything happening at once."
[TiT]Bemsha[TiT]
"Firky" <informed.memb...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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> On Tue, 6 Mar 2001 10:46:48 -0600 ZipPy[TiT] (Iam...@this.address)
wrote:
>
They
> > bitch that I don't brew up the dirty dishwater they crave.
> >
> > I maintain that if coffee is not opaque when poured, it is too weak.
> >
> > They don't like pickeled eggs either!
> >
> > What a bunch of wienies I work with.
> >
> > /takes sip of black nectar coffee...
> >
> > /eats pickeled egg
> >
> > /leaps tall building with a single bound
>
> They all drink nescafe shite here at work. I got my own thingy with a
plunger
> and leave it to stand for about 5 minutes before drinking it. No sugar,
no milk.
> Yummy.
sissy. french-press coffee needs at least 7 minutes to be palatable.
--
Bemsha - Now You KnowŽ
"You and me, baby, ain't nothin' but mammals,
so let's do it like they do it on the Discovery
Channel." - The Bloodhound Gang
[TiT]Bemsha[TiT]
"Adie" <postadieSPA...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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>
> All over the UK there are trendy coffee bars/café type jobbies, all
kitted
> up with baguettes filled with Brie and grape and BLT stuffed
focacio[sp].
> On top of the bar they have a tres continental, brand spanking new
> industrial strength Gaggio expresso machine. So you ask for an expresso-
> whadya get?
> A f'in full cup of black coffee, TWATS!!!!! It drives me nuts,
everywhere
> you go the damn staff are too moronic to actually have a clue what an
> expresso is supposed to be.
>
> THEY HAVE ALL THE KIT.......BUT CAN THEY GET THE FUCKER RIGHT??????
>
> NO!!!!11
>
> I ended up showing the girl behind the counter at Leicester train
station
> 'café' what an expresso should look and taste like because I was so
fucking
> sick of being served piss water. Thats when I realised I have a problem
:-/
do you mean 'espresso'? :oÞ
--
Bemsha - Now You Know®
[TiT]Bemsha[TiT]
What do you mean by 'here'? People in Leicester say 'espresso'. :oÞ
http://www.users.globalnet.co.uk/~linwood/lydia_poems/leicester.htm
I remember Espresso coffee-bar cafes.
Triumphs, Reliants, bubblecars - the laughs.
I remember rocker bikes v. mods Vespa.
They're all there, my old memories of Leicester.
http://www.eats.co.uk/takeaways/filling_station.html#menu
DRINKS
Cappucino £0.95
Espresso £0.85
Fresh Filtered Coffee £0.75
http://www.tokorecords.co.uk/mav.html
Mavenalli started the grounbreaking Espresso night in Leicester featuring
such luminaries of UK cool such as Ashley Beedle, DIY, Paper, Nuphonic and
Ballistic Brothers (in fact anything they liked). Out of this Mavenalli
started Espresso studios, possibly the finest studio this side of the
road.
DNOT FUK WIHT ME BUDDEE I HACE A SERCH ENJUN!!!!11!!!
~Kirby~
[TiT]Bemsha[TiT] <bem...@midsouthSPAM.rr.com> wrote in message
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lmao
You need to get out more :o)
Kirby
[TiT]Bemsha[TiT]
>
> BTW, that was from 30-40 yrs ago, its changed now.
>
> "In the sixties we had quite a few espresso coffee bars that teenagers
> would frequent and we were considered a threat to older people as we met
> outside. Sometimes we would meet at other venues - most are gone now and
> it's only a space of a few years. Time has to go on and things can't
stay
> the same but whatever happens people don't like change in any generation
> and still moan about Council planners."
>
>
> /makes bemsha do teh search engine dance again.
no need entries 2 and 3 are quite current
http://www.eats.co.uk/takeaways/filling_station.html#menu
DRINKS
Cappucino £0.95
Espresso £0.85
Fresh Filtered Coffee £0.75
http://www.tokorecords.co.uk/mav.html
Mavenalli started the grounbreaking Espresso night in Leicester featuring
such luminaries of UK cool such as Ashley Beedle, DIY, Paper, Nuphonic and
Ballistic Brothers (in fact anything they liked). Out of this Mavenalli
started Espresso studios, possibly the finest studio this side of the
road.
And you stated that the 'expresso' machine was in Leicester. the place
where people say 'espresso' like they have since the 60's. And you should
call the guys at Espresso Studios and tell them they buggered their name.
:oÞ
WHO WILL TROLL TEH TROLLZ? I WILL!
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either
ZipPy[TiT] <Iam...@this.address> wrote in message
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-oB!LLYNOSEo-[AsS]
argument with the restaurant owner - Trying to intimidate me to pay my bill
, this just makes me worse
-oB!LLYNOSEo-[AsS] <BiLL...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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-oB!LLYNOSEo-[AsS]
gotta meet up for a piss up and a laugh at the yokals
Adie <postadieSPA...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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> "ZipPy[TiT]" <Iam...@this.address> wrote:
>
Mangoat[AsS]
"[TiT]Bemsha[TiT]" <bem...@midsouthSPAM.rr.com> wrote in message
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Holy fuck!
/genuflects (but not as deeply as he would for President Marden)
Listener[AsS]
ZipPy[TiT] <Iam...@this.address> wrote in message
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I've just made a lovely Cafetiere full of some sort of organic espresso. Also I
went to the this little deli I've found and bought a bg bottle of that vanilla
syrup they use. Tastes fucking ace in my coffee but cost me a tenner. I could
have bought a bottle of Vodka with that but this lasts longer....
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Alt i s enter
l i s enter
l i s tener
[AsS]
Did someone just say moo?
[TiT]Bemsha[TiT]
>
> http://www.bluker.com/pictures3.html
>
>
>
> http://www.tostino.com/messin_e.html
>
>
http://www.newsearching.com/cookware/La_Cupola_Expresso_Coffee_Maker.html
>
> http://www.citiesannex.com/expresso.htm
>
> http://www.4appliancerepair.com/askus/_disc2/000002c3.htm
>
> http://www.hawnnut.com/exkoncof4x3o.html
>
> http://users.supernet.com/ggordon/coffee/
> (page search expresso)
>
>
> And my own personal favourite
> http://www.missioncreep.com/tilt/penis.html
>
>
> SHOVE THAT IN YER PIPE MR!!!!!!!!!!!11
Hmm, I hate to burst your bubble, Earl, but those are American sites. I
especially like the one with the link to shop for expresso machines at
WalMart. See, I was looking at English web-sites. I didn't realize you
were more American Redneck in your world-view than English. Live and
learn. Here, have a pickled pigs foot. Hrh®.
!!SPNAK!!
[TiT]Bemsha[TiT]
>
> http://www.malongo.com/123spresso/uk/html/commande.shtml
>
> BEM...@SPNAK.com
>
No, IT IS ACTUALLY FRENCH!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAANAAAAAAAAAAAAAK!
[TiT]Bemsha[TiT]
U R TEH FRENCH EXPRESSO LOVER!! LOLOLOlROFLLOLOLROFLOLOL!!!
SPNAKAROO!
SnornL
>
> I ended up showing the girl behind the counter at Leicester train station
> 'café' what an expresso should look and taste like because I was so fucking
> sick of being served piss water. Thats when I realised I have a problem :-/
I am *so* sure that it's 'espresso'... :P
The coffee places here are even worse. I ran right around town a few
weeks ago with my friend, and not one single place understood the term
'short black'. They'd say "erm... we... we can do it without milk, i
think..."
--
SnornL
DC2.He Gf A(r-v+) L- W T-- B- F-j R+++! Ac+++ J++ Nt S+++! Fr+^ U- Df++
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"Kinda like a man, kinda like a goat. Damned goat-men." - Toki (on
Krista)
[warning: I don't make sense]
[TiT]Bemsha[TiT]
HAHA ADMIT I HACE SPNAKED U LEIK A LITTLE JAPANEEZ SKOOL GURL!!
AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!1!!!!
[TiT]Bemsha[TiT]
"Phillipa Chicken" <informed.memb...@hotmail.com> wrote in
message news:MPG.15124ca54...@News.CIS.DFN.DE...
> On Thu, 08 Mar 2001 16:02:20 GMT '[TiT]Bemsha[TiT]' wote:
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[TiT]Bemsha[TiT]
> Phillipa Chicken <informed.memb...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
> >On Thu, 08 Mar 2001 16:02:20 GMT '[TiT]Bemsha[TiT]' wote:
> >
> >>
>
> nope, i'm trollin' him into thinking he is trollin' me.
>
> MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
>
J00 CULD NOT TROEL ALT.HELLO.KITTY EVEN IF I GAEV U TEH BRIDGE!1!!!1
_ __ ____ ____ _ _ _ _
Bemsha Golightly
what did you have in mind? alt.fan.hello-kitty or alt.sex.hello-kitty?
Dean Humphries
>
> (i'm amazed at the levels bumshk will go to avoid his spnuk)
>
> \You pick you group and i'll pick mine- we have a week to come up with teh
> longest thread- WITH HE LEASST IMPUT!!!112213
>
> in other wrods a hit and rub bum troukkll
Watch out, Adie is a well-known sore loser.
Ask over at england.chat.
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>>>> news:alt.swnet.snuh
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england.chat top poster for July, 2000
Sabu424's The Good Guys List member
From: en_mog <en_...@hotmail.com>
Newsgroups: alt.tv.simpsons
Subject: Goodbye :-)
Date: Sat, 29 Apr 2000 08:05:45 -0500
If I have any integrity at all, I must leave. I welcome others
to do so as well if they refuse to be led by a group of
unthinking drones that are stuck in such a mindnumbingly
predictable pattern of
snuh/attack/snuh/attack/penises/attack/snuh/rectum/attack/.
From: TGOS <tg...@spamcop.net>
Newsgroups: alt.hentai.sailor-moon
Subject: Re: Great Newsgroup!
Date: 27 Nov 2000 02:23:19 -0600
Nobody can control the snuh.
From: 'Menjy' <me...@SPAMBLOCKdatabasix.com>
(alt.flame's flamer of the year: 1997-98-99, 2000-01-02-03)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.karl-malden.nose,
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
alt.flame, alt.snuh
Subject: Re: Will The Real James Caldwell Stand Up?
Date: Fri, 02 Mar 2001 18:06:32 +0100
Message-ID: <ankv9tsnnm2r7qae0...@4ax.com>
You're also a truly unpleasant young man. I'm sorely
tempted
to plonk you. Give me one good reason why I shouldn't.
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this has been another unique, handcrafted and thoughtful psot from the
Snuh family of fine psoters.
Dean Humphries
Look who's talking-you tried to get Dale to cheat for *j00*!
Anyway, you ate my dust.
> No response from bem either??
Snuh?
> BTW, fix your sig delimiter. Thats a -- with a space ' '
Wuh?
Do you like the latest addition to my sig?
Just for those that might not know, we won't be hearing from the
alt.flamer of the year and UPA spokesmodel anymore.
He got SnuhSpnaked, it started last May and came to a bloody ending last
week, he's pretty useless right now, can't even make ice melt, let alone
*flame*, anymore.
Dean Humphries
> and told you though.
You were trying to get him to cheat in the name of the mother country.
Playing the *in the name of the motherland* card isn't very nice. ;-)
> >Anyway, you ate my dust.
>
> I reckon the spam filters gobbled up about 300 posts of mine. I created
> them offline and then sent the lot at once before I buggered off down the
> pub. None appeared.
BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!1!
Like I said, poor loser!
> >> No response from bem either??
> >
> >Snuh?
>
> Buh?
Guh?
> >> BTW, fix your sig delimiter. Thats a -- with a space ' '
> >
> >Wuh?
> >
> >Do you like the latest addition to my sig?
> >
> >Just for those that might not know, we won't be hearing from the
> >alt.flamer of the year and UPA spokesmodel anymore.
> >
> >He got SnuhSpnaked, it started last May and came to a bloody ending last
> >week, he's pretty useless right now, can't even make ice melt, let alone
> >*flame*, anymore.
>
> live by the sword, die by the sword, I suppose.
He once said that to me, something like "Here at alt.flame, you live and
die by the sword, which here at alt.flame are words, and if that's the
case, you have no chance".
Reminds me what the Coyote told Bugs Bunny in a toon, "My name is Wil E.
Coyote, super genius, and you should give up now, rabbit, and except the
inevitable".
Dean Humphries
>
> Dean Humphries <snu...@NOSPAMPLEACEhotmail.com> wrote:
>
> >Adie wrote:
> >>
> >> Dean Humphries <snu...@NOSPAMPLEACEhotmail.com> wrote:
> >>
> >> >Adie wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> Dean Humphries <snu...@NOSPAMPLEACEhotmail.com> wrote:
> >> >> >Watch out, Adie is a well-known sore loser.
> >> >> >
> >> >> >Ask over at england.chat.
> >> >>
> >> >> cheAt!
> >> >
> >> >Look who's talking-you tried to get Dale to cheat for *j00*!
> >>
> >> that wasn't cheating, it was a fair tactic. f'in dale was a turncoat rat
> >> and told you though.
> >
> >You were trying to get him to cheat in the name of the mother country.
> >
> >Playing the *in the name of the motherland* card isn't very nice. ;-)
>
> well it was england.chat, whadya expect???
I don't see you over at america.chat kicking yank ass!
> >> >Anyway, you ate my dust.
> >>
> >> I reckon the spam filters gobbled up about 300 posts of mine. I created
> >> them offline and then sent the lot at once before I buggered off down the
> >> pub. None appeared.
> >
> >
> >BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!1!
> >
> >Like I said, poor loser!
>
> heh, j00 were lucky I went to the pub.
Excuses, excuses.
> >> >> No response from bem either??
> >> >
> >> >Snuh?
> >>
> >> Buh?
> >
> >Guh?
>
> Huh?
Xuh?
> >> >> BTW, fix your sig delimiter. Thats a -- with a space ' '
> >> >
> >> >Wuh?
> >> >
> >> >Do you like the latest addition to my sig?
> >> >
> >> >Just for those that might not know, we won't be hearing from the
> >> >alt.flamer of the year and UPA spokesmodel anymore.
> >> >
> >> >He got SnuhSpnaked, it started last May and came to a bloody ending last
> >> >week, he's pretty useless right now, can't even make ice melt, let alone
> >> >*flame*, anymore.
> >>
> >> live by the sword, die by the sword, I suppose.
> >
> >He once said that to me, something like "Here at alt.flame, you live and
> >die by the sword, which here at alt.flame are words, and if that's the
> >case, you have no chance".
> >
> >Reminds me what the Coyote told Bugs Bunny in a toon, "My name is Wil E.
> >Coyote, super genius, and you should give up now, rabbit, and except the
> >inevitable".
>
> Yosemite Sam- "Eeeeew I hate dat wabbit!"
From the latest MeowWatcher (I notice the anti-Snuh rhetoric is gone):
The End Is Near. Finally.
After raging on for six months (and at various points involving
nearly everyone in Meow) the flamewar between Dean Humphries and Menjy
appears to be nearing it's end. What started out as a pissing match over
Meow vs. Snuh has, at various times in it's existence, spawned the
posting of db6* internal groups posts, multiply-managed sock puppets,
and towards the end became a bitter slugfest over the disappearance of
Fred Ziffel and the reasons behind it. And then last week Menjy
discovered his killfilter. Can this mean the end of the Meow/Snuh War?
We can only hope.
http://www.geocities.com/meowwatcher/
http://www.geocities.com/buhsnuh
Dr. Richard Silverł SPAMNEENERS CLUB Member
Dean Humphries
>
> Lost in the Supermarket wrote:
> >
> > On Mon, 12 Mar 2001 00:24:13 -0800 'Dean Humphries' wote:
> > >
> > > > Who killed Mr. Burns?
> > > > A shiny new donkey to whomever can guess.
> > >
> > > Lets not bicker and argue over who killed who.
> >
> > What if I dropped the prize?
>
> TRUNCAOT!!!!!!!1111
Snuh?
Dean Humphries
>
> On Mon, 12 Mar 2001 00:24:13 -0800 'Dean Humphries' wote:
>
> > Who killed Mr. Burns?
> > A shiny new donkey to whomever can guess.
>
> Lets not bicker and argue over who killed who.
What if I dropped the prize?
> --
> www.liquidcat.com
> L i q u i d c a t
Dean Humphries
>
> On Tue, 13 Mar 2001 00:54:32 -0800 'Dean Humphries' wote:
>
> : Adie wrote:
> : >
> : > Lost in the Supermarket wrote:
> : > >
> : > > On Mon, 12 Mar 2001 00:24:13 -0800 'Dean Humphries' wote:
> : > > >
> : > > > > Who killed Mr. Burns?
> : > > > > A shiny new donkey to whomever can guess.
> : > > >
> : > > > Lets not bicker and argue over who killed who.
> : > >
> : > > What if I dropped the prize?
> : >
> : > TRUNCAOT!!!!!!!1111
> :
> : Snuh?
>
Buh?
>
> --
> www.liquidcat.com
> L i q u i d c a t
Dean Humphries
>
> Dean Humphries <snu...@NOSPAMPLEACEhotmail.com> wrote:
>
> >>
> >> On Mon, 12 Mar 2001 00:24:13 -0800 'Dean Humphries' wote:
> >>
> >> > Who killed Mr. Burns?
> >> > A shiny new donkey to whomever can guess.
> >>
> >> Lets not bicker and argue over who killed who.
> >
> >What if I dropped the prize?
>
Nobody likes my coffee!