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I cheat but I'm still the best player, bar none.

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Ted

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Aug 5, 2003, 3:31:50 AM8/5/03
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i've played this game for about 2 years. for the first 1-1/2 years I
never cheated. but i absolutely **dominated** everywhere I played. i
was probably banned from at least 40+ servers and kicked about 50
times. it was common for me to have scores of 29-3 or 45-4. i don't
mean once in a while like some of you "kings of cs", but all the
fucking time. my best score was 68-1. the hallmark of a dominate
player is consistency. anyway, good and shitty players accused me of
cheating, the admins thought i cheated, blah blah. typical noobish
stuff..

because I was banned from so many servers, i thought what the fuck,
let's start cheating.. what have i got to lose? so now I hack like a
mofo..

the problem with cs is there are too many fucking 13 year olds who
think they know everything. they are too stupid to tell whether
someone is hacking or not. i have been banned less often since i
started hacking. more proof that most admins don't know shit about
this game.

hack away!!

The CS Owner of All, for now and forever
(but you can call me God if you like)

Subz

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Aug 5, 2003, 3:44:47 AM8/5/03
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"Ted" <thecs...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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> i've played this game for about 2 years. for the first 1-1/2 years I
> never cheated. but i absolutely **dominated** everywhere I played. i
> was probably banned from at least 40+ servers and kicked about 50
> times. it was common for me to have scores of 29-3 or 45-4. i don't
> mean once in a while like some of you "kings of cs", but all the
> fucking time. my best score was 68-1. the hallmark of a dominate
> player is consistency. anyway, good and shitty players accused me of
> cheating, the admins thought i cheated, blah blah. typical noobish
> stuff..


And then you woke up in a puddle of drool, after having an extremely wet
dream about your CS exploits...


ben - m00ch0

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Aug 5, 2003, 5:09:18 AM8/5/03
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Damn n00b bet he is 14 yrs old and was playin on uk2.net servers

I always am top of most servers i play on and thats after a 3 month break

And a score of "68-1" I cant see that being a pro server!!!!

damn n00b!

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Andrei

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Aug 5, 2003, 7:44:14 AM8/5/03
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cant really take this sorta dribble seriously

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Lief

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Aug 5, 2003, 7:57:16 AM8/5/03
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"Ted" <thecs...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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> i've played this game for about 2 years. for the first 1-1/2 years I
> never cheated. but i absolutely **dominated** everywhere I played. i
> was probably banned from at least 40+ servers and kicked about 50
> times. it was common for me to have scores of 29-3 or 45-4. i don't
> mean once in a while like some of you "kings of cs", but all the
> fucking time. my best score was 68-1. the hallmark of a dominate
> player is consistency. anyway, good and shitty players accused me of
> cheating, the admins thought i cheated, blah blah. typical noobish
> stuff..

Sure...uk2 noobs easy innit ?

> because I was banned from so many servers, i thought what the fuck,
> let's start cheating.. what have i got to lose? so now I hack like a
> mofo..

l33t

> the problem with cs is there are too many fucking 13 year olds who
> think they know everything. they are too stupid to tell whether
> someone is hacking or not. i have been banned less often since i
> started hacking. more proof that most admins don't know shit about
> this game.

/agree..you are one of them...

> hack away!!
>
> The CS Owner of All, for now and forever
> (but you can call me God if you like)

Come play me anytime, u lose =p

Rich Stokes

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Aug 5, 2003, 9:50:47 AM8/5/03
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"Ted" <thecs...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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lol idiot, you can't be the best player if you cheat, czu you're not
playing. if you where any good you woulda joined a good clan and played CW's
not decided to cheat. In fact your logic is utter turd, hence the idiot
comment, and this is prolly just random trolling anyway ;)

bb


Adam Leech

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Aug 5, 2003, 3:22:29 PM8/5/03
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As water spilled over the edge of the bath, Ted was seen running naked down
the street, shouting:

> i've played this game for about 2 years.

[Snip the largest ego in the world ever....EVER]

You tool.....
--


A.


"Veni, Vermini, Vomui"


Bertie

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Aug 5, 2003, 3:32:32 PM8/5/03
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funny how you say you're the best yet CS is a TEAM game and all we've heard
about is individual scores........


Rich Stokes

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Aug 5, 2003, 6:45:43 PM8/5/03
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"Bertie" <Bert...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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> funny how you say you're the best yet CS is a TEAM game and all we've
heard
> about is individual scores........
>
>


m8 that's all CS is about these days, join a decent clan and give up on
public servers, all full of fucking idiots...


adventuretoday

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Aug 5, 2003, 8:31:30 PM8/5/03
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trollll


Suddn

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Aug 5, 2003, 9:41:18 PM8/5/03
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You sound like a loser to me.

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Damien McBain

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Aug 6, 2003, 6:41:57 AM8/6/03
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gaylord

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Kev

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Aug 6, 2003, 8:40:04 PM8/6/03
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HE's Additic to CS HACK! LOL

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Marshall Place

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Aug 7, 2003, 12:00:06 AM8/7/03
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"Rich Stokes" <ric...@btopenworld.com> wrote in message
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Hey Rich I thought cheaters don't exist?


Rich Stokes

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Aug 7, 2003, 4:34:22 PM8/7/03
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Why would you think that? g0tconfig?


Marshall Place

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Aug 7, 2003, 7:47:29 PM8/7/03
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"Rich Stokes" <ric...@btopenworld.com> wrote in message
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You said it yourself that they are a fairy tale some n00bs made up.


Rich Stokes

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Aug 8, 2003, 8:47:17 AM8/8/03
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Tch! Hmmmm ok... Have you got a quote? Or just typing crap as usual? Blah I
don't care, get laid! :E


Dorph

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Aug 8, 2003, 11:47:58 AM8/8/03
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lol u retard - SERVER ADMINS REMEMBER TO BAN 67.124.98.105
so we dont have to bother with this shithead.

D.


Marshall Place

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Aug 8, 2003, 4:07:49 PM8/8/03
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"Rich Stokes" <ric...@btopenworld.com> wrote in message
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Oh so Rich denys his former posts about cheaters. HMMM

Ask anyone that was hear about a month or two ago. They all remember, the
only person you are fooling is yourself.


Rich Stokes

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Aug 9, 2003, 2:34:33 PM8/9/03
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"Marshall Place" <punk...@charter.net> wrote in message
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All I remember was laughing at the bollocks you talked about
servers/statsme. You tried to insult me a few times, didn't really work and
every called you an idiot. Nice one.


Marshall Place

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Aug 9, 2003, 5:30:47 PM8/9/03
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"Rich Stokes" <ric...@btopenworld.com> wrote in message
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Oh yeah I forgot "every called me an idiot". Who's every?


Rich Stokes

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Aug 9, 2003, 6:08:22 PM8/9/03
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"Marshall Place" <punk...@charter.net> wrote in message
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Feel free to grow up and stop posting utter bollocks that noone cares about?
Kill Filed..


Marshall Place

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Aug 9, 2003, 8:43:28 PM8/9/03
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"Rich Stokes" <ric...@btopenworld.com> wrote in message
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;-)


adventuretoday

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Aug 13, 2003, 2:05:12 PM8/13/03
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"> > > Oh yeah I forgot "every called me an idiot". Who's every?
> > >
> > >
> >
> > Feel free to grow up and stop posting utter bollocks that noone cares
> about?
> > Kill Filed..
> >
> >
>
> ;-)
>
>


kids, when you are going to do this, please cut off the header and only
leave the last few posts


MalvinRM

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Aug 15, 2003, 2:00:34 AM8/15/03
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I know what you mean man. I myself am 14, and ive been accused of hacking...
Its pretty stupid ay? Anywayz, yea they do need to learn how to spot hax.
Idiots lol! Yo tried entering big competitions? The ones which give prizes
to the winners and that?


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woody

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Aug 21, 2003, 6:32:57 AM8/21/03
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WHY REPLY TO THIS ASSHOLE ITS ANOTHER ATTEMPT TO GRAB ATTENTION LIKE HE
DOES WHEN HE HACKS OR TEAM KILLS ON FF SERVERS.
ALL BOILS DOWN TO HIS MOLESTATION HIS FATHER HAS PUT HIM THROUGH AS WITH ALL
CHEATS BEING FORCED TO LICK PEANUT BUTTER OFF DADDY'S COCK SCARED THESE
LOSERS FOR LIFE.
THEY NEED MENTAL HEALTH FROM THE YEARS OF ABUSE THEY HAVE SUFFERED.
ONLY GIRLFRIENDS THEY EVER HAVE WAS THE PET DOG THEY HAD, DOG PUSSY LOOKS
GOOD TO A HACKER COMPUTER GAMES IS THERE LIFE ITS ALL THEY KNOW.
SO SIMPLY DO NOT REPLY TO THESE CANINE MASTURBATING LOSERS, LET THEM EAT
THERE DADDY'S ARSE OUT LIKE THE GOOD LITTLE NOTHINGS THEY ARE.
HACKING MOFO'S ITS NOT OUR FAULT YOU LIKE COCK NOW ITS YER DADS.

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Schtinker

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Aug 21, 2003, 8:01:31 AM8/21/03
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woody, erm, then why did you reply, aren't you just giving him the attention
you say he wants?


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RTinn94324

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Aug 22, 2003, 1:47:35 PM8/22/03
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lol that was funny shit

Gerard Danks

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Sep 4, 2003, 3:15:13 AM9/4/03
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Please, if you are going to flame someone, correct use of the English
language is paramount. There's nothing worse than trying to read a flame
that make no sense grammatically. Hence, please enjoy the flame in it's
corrected glory. I have marked errors in brackets, and left the original
below for a comparison. Surprisingly enough, Outlook Express actually has
it's own spell-checker built in, so there's no excuse, really.

WHY REPLY TO THIS ASSHOLE(?) IT(')S ANOTHER ATTEMPT TO GRAB ATTENTION LIKE
HE DOES WHEN HE HACKS OR TEAM(-)KILLS ON FF SERVERS.
(IT) ALL BOILS DOWN TO (THE) MOLESTATION HIS FATHER HAS PUT HIM THROUGH AS
(A CHILD. AS) WITH ALL CHEATS, BEING FORCED TO LICK PEANUT BUTTER OFF
DADDY'S COCK (HAS) SCAR(R)ED (THIS) LOSER FOR LIFE. THEY NEED MENTAL HEALTH
(CARE TO RECOVER) FROM THE YEARS OF ABUSE THEY HAVE SUFFERED.(THE) ONLY
GIRLFRIENDS THEY EVER (HAD) WAS (THEIR) PET (DOGS), (AS) DOG PUSSY LOOKS
GOOD TO A HACKER. COMPUTER GAMES IS (THEIR) LIFE, IT(')S ALL THEY KNOW.
SO SIMPLY, DO NOT REPLY TO THESE CANINE MASTURBATING LOSERS, LET THEM EAT
(THEIR) DADDY'S ARSE OUT LIKE THE GOOD LITTLE NOTHINGS THEY ARE. HACKING
MOFO'S (-) ITS NOT OUR FAULT YOU LIKE COCK NOW, ITS (YOUR) DAD(')S.

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Garion

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Sep 4, 2003, 2:03:46 PM9/4/03
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This guy is so good he had to cheat for what reason....?

So you could be 68-0,

You are such a dickhead, momma's boy!!

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Gerard Danks

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Sep 5, 2003, 6:15:03 AM9/5/03
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Who's the "momma's boy"? Me? I didn't write the original message - I just
injected the correction to the flame to put a touch of light humour in the
thread.
Yes, I play CS. Yes, I still call myself a noob. No, I don't cheat.
Normally.
It started the other day, just got home from work, g/f still asleep (I work
nights, so this is about 5am), boot up PC and head straight to my favourite
server (Cowshed In The Sky for those interested). Its a WC3 Server, and I'm
joining about halfway through the map, so I'm expecting to get wasted big
(worse than my 1 kill in 5 deaths average. Said I was a noob). What I
don't expect is to get wasted by a doubletap to the head from round a corner
when the dude can't have seen me. There were the usual hacker accusation
being bandied round, and I'm watching the rest of the round from my killer's
1st preson view. He then proceeds to do the same four or five more times
over the next couple of rounds. No previous sight of the victim, and in most
cases, no sound from them either. Every time, a perfect doubletap headie, to
a blind target. So I'm all 'can these hacks really be that good?', hence
set about looking for some. Found a few choice suspects, downloaded them,
and tried them out, on the UK2 servers. I would appologise to anyone that
was one any of those games that morning (I'm [P*]Starion, btw), but I
actually managed to play WORSE with the cheats installed. So, they've now
been expunged from my HD, and I'm back to playing normal.

What I want to know is, why do you cheaters feel the need to cheat? Don't
give me this 'Cos so-and-so's way too good on my server' crap. So? Someone's
better than you. GET OVER IT! Just think, somewhere out there, there's
someone else that'd cream your server's top players. There's always a
bigger dog in the next yard. All you cheaters are doing is making it a
miserable experience for any noob players that may be around. Remember, it's
ONLY A GAME. Yeah, I get creamed all the time by other people. Other times,
I'll get a round when I'm on fire. Shit happens. I play CS because it's a
game I enjoy. Cheating just makes it less enjoyable. I don't mind going down
to someone with genuine skill. Had a few 1 on 1's with one of my clanmates
(a good player) and I'm generally losing anywhere between 15 -20 deaths to 1
kill. I don't care though - I've given as good as I can, that's all I can
do.

So instead of cheating your asses off and making it a bad game for everyone,
lose the cheats and get some practice in. Get a Bot program and practice
offline. Not just 1 on 1, go for a full server setup - you and 19 other
bots. It's only a game, it's supposed to be fun. If you can't see that,
even when you get wiped over the floor, you shouldn't be playing. So don't.
If you must feel like the greatest player on the planet, get a one-player
game (Duke Nukem, Quake, whatever...) and cheat on that. Hell, cheat on a
bot-only game of CS. Just leave the cheating offline.


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woody

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Sep 5, 2003, 8:18:50 PM9/5/03
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IDIOT I was talking to mofos like you not replying to him errm get it now.

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woody

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Sep 5, 2003, 8:20:10 PM9/5/03
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Ohh I am so sorry sir fucking public school boy, in you're case you sucked
of teachers.
EAT SHIT MOFO

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Hans

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Sep 5, 2003, 9:03:11 PM9/5/03
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Gerard, the guy who wrote this flame is an idiot. However, you are not all
that different. This is a ng for posting questions, answers, and dialogue.
It isn't an english course. Keep in mind that the average poster here is 9
(just kidding, but sometimes you would think).

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woody

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Sep 6, 2003, 7:35:14 PM9/6/03
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Who the fuck you calling an idiot, you compare me to mr public schoolboy.
Fuck you Hans I frag the master race on cs.
Eat my shit Her sausage breath.


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TheOneFingeredMan

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Sep 7, 2003, 1:30:33 AM9/7/03
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hmm...nice touch of some arguments. Both of you are idiots
Y r u fighting over some stupid thing? don't reply to this saying "YOUR GAY!
HE STARTED IT!", which i'm sure you will do. geez, y can't we just talk
about counterstrike?


Gerard Danks

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Hans <no_...@secretdomain.com> wrote in message
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> Gerard, the guy who wrote this flame is an idiot. However, you are not
all
> that different. This is a ng for posting questions, answers, and
dialogue.
> It isn't an english course. Keep in mind that the average poster here is
9
> (just kidding, but sometimes you would think).

Jeez - who'd of thought that the exclusion of a :) from my 1st post woulda
caused a riot???
I only posted the 'corrected flame' as a bit of light relief, and people
start taking it to heart? If i wanted better use of the English language,
I'd become a teacher, or go round correcting every incorrect post I could
find.....Some people take life far too seriously...
As for those that think I'm ex-public school, hate ta bust ya bubble, but I
went to a state school, and only got a 'C' for English Lang at GSCE. Essays
were far to much like hard work. Science was more my forte.
So just chill and lighten up once in a while, huh?

Anyhoo - as to the original thread, if there's a cheater about, tell an
admin. It may be that they really are that good - I've seen some ridiculous
scores before, and gone to their POV when I got nailed. If they did have a
hack on, they were good enough to cover it up - only firing on targets
they'd actually seen, Aiming for centre of mass, etc....Those that have been
cheating, have been banned from my usual server.
If there's no admin at the time, spectate the suspectsa POV and demo-record
it, and pass it on to admin at a later time. If still nothing gets done, and
you have serveral players saying that player xyz is cheating, then it may be
time to look for another server. There's plenty out there to choose from,
after all, CS IS the biggest online game worldwide, isn't it?


woody

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Sep 8, 2003, 7:14:42 PM9/8/03
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Sarcasm must go over you're head, public school boy was not meant to me a
fact

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