Masturbation
Tobe
time, nor was I about to) and thought it was pretty funny. Is it 100%
genuine? Hmm, decide for yourself (it seems to be taken from a
website). As it probably applies to all of us here, on with the show!
------------------------------------------------------------------------
THE PROBLEM
Masturbation is more dangerous than smoking. Doctors of a generation
ago knew this, but since the Sexual Revolution of the 1960's, this
fact has been lost in the "if it feels good, do it" mentality.
Myth:Masturbation is harmless.
Reality:Medical science proves that chronic Masturbation causes
weakness, depression, forgetfulness and nearsightedness.
Myth:Masturbation is not immoral.
Reality:Read your Bible. God was so offended when Onan spilled his
seed upon the ground that God struck Onan dead! It is true that Onan
wasn't Masturbating, but the point is that God hates it when men waste
sperm, no matter what the reason.
Myth:Masturbation is a "Victimless Crime."
Reality:Theological experts on Masturbation have come to the
conclusion that Masturbation is what is known as a "gateway" sin. This
means that Masturbation leads to more serious offenses. In fact,
practically all rapists, Sodomites, child molesters and pornography
addicts started out as Masturbators.
Myth:But everyone's doing it!
Reality:Surveys have repeatedly shown that up to 5% of Americans don't
Masturbate.
------------------------------------------------------------------------
THE SOLUTION
How to stop the current epidemic of Self-Abuse in America? We need the
same tactics and the same kind of get-tough attitude that has been so
successful in the War On Drugs!
Control of Paraphernalia: Drug abuse has been slashed by the outlawing
of drug accessories such as syringes and marijuana pipes. If we are to
get tough on Masturbation, we must eliminate Masturbatory
paraphernalia.
This means outlawing such things as:
1. "Personal Vibrators" and other Masturbatory devices such as dildos
and blow-up dolls.
2. ALL indecent art. This includes paintings, sculptures and
photographs. We don't need the Victoria's Secret catalog! Simple,
modest underwear would sell itself and minimize unGodly temptations.
3. Certain food. If we outlaw dildos and require that all sausages,
cucumbers and carrots be sold pre-sliced, we will make it much easier
for the women among us to resist the temptation to Masturbate.
Intensive urine testing: Science has discovered that men produce sperm
cells constantly. All that sperm has to go somewhere! If an unmarried
man doesn't masturbate, all the sperm cells he produces end up in his
urine. It would be very simple to require unmarried men to submit
frequent urine samples, which could then be examined under a
microscope. If an unmarried man has a low concentration of sperm cells
in his urine, it means he has been having orgasms one way or another!
Therefore he is guilty of either Masturbation or Fornication and
should be imprisoned! Random urine testing in the War On Drugs has
been a very powerful weapon! We should not hesitate to harness it for
use in the War On Masturbation!
Zero Tolerance! Zero Tolerance has been a rallying cry in the War On
Drugs, and is a policy that should be enacted immediately in the War
On Masturbation! Any amount of Masturbation is too much! Any person
caught touching his or her genitals without a solid,medically-approved
reason should be imprisoned in a boot camp. We will teach our children
that God did not give us genitals for entertainment.
SURGERY
Certain supposedly "primitive" tribes in Africa have completely
eliminated masturbation among their women! How was this amazing feat
accomplished? Through a very simple operation called a Clitoridectomy,
which is analogous to circumcision in the male. (Clitoridectomy has
gotten a bad reputation in the West, but only because in Africa it is
often done with crude instruments, without anesthesia, and under
unsanitary conditions. When it is mandated in America it will, of
course, be done in a sterile, modern operating room with anesthesia.)
A woman who has had a Clitoridectomy is permanently cured of
Masturbation and other lascivious behavior, but the Godless
bureaucrats in Washington, D.C. have had the audacity to OUTLAW this
operation! One of the main goals of Americans For Purity is to not
only repeal the laws against Clitoridectomy, but to make it mandatory
for female children (who will never miss the part that is removed if
it is done early enough) and adult women who are caught touching
themselves.
------------------------------------------------------------------------
What You Can Do
1. Contact your Representatives in Congress at the State and National
level and encourage them to adopt the Americans For Purity platform.
You can go here for your Senator's E-mail address or here for your
Representative's E-mail address. Click here to send an E-mail to the
President of the United States.
2. Vote Republican. There are many Republican candidates who subscribe
to the AFP Platform, but they do so only in private because of the
controversy involved.
3. If you are a parent, click here for instructions on how to deal
with teen Masturbation.
4. If you Masturbate, stop doing so At Once!
I pray for your prurient souls,
<name removed>
- - - -
"My existence online will defy those childish empty threats." - Peter Thomas
"Is that a quote from He-Man?" - The Artist formerly known as Weirdo, in response to above
Sarcasm disclaimer: All my posts are 100% serious.
Remove my.blindfold to piss me off by emailing me
Zagadka
ham...@my.blindfold.globalnet.co.uk (Tobe) coming from a tree, and
thought, "Man, this is f*ed up," but carried on the following
conversation anyway:
>I saw this in another newsgroup (note: I was not masturbating at the
>time, nor was I about to)
Just finished, eh?
> and thought it was pretty funny. Is it 100%
>genuine?
*scared look* I hope n- Er, I mean, it doesn't matter to me...
>------------------------------------------------------------------------
>THE PROBLEM
>Masturbation is more dangerous than smoking. Doctors of a generation
>ago knew this, but since the Sexual Revolution of the 1960's, this
>fact has been lost in the "if it feels good, do it" mentality.
Damn hippies.
>Myth:Masturbation is not immoral.
>Reality:Read your Bible. God was so offended when Onan spilled his
>seed upon the ground that God struck Onan dead! It is true that Onan
>wasn't Masturbating, but the point is that God hates it when men waste
>sperm, no matter what the reason.
*LMAO*
So, um, God loves sperm, eh... (replace sperm with some offensive term
for it and its funnier. :-)
>Myth:Masturbation is a "Victimless Crime."
>Reality:Theological experts on Masturbation have come to the
>conclusion that Masturbation is what is known as a "gateway" sin. This
>means that Masturbation leads to more serious offenses. In fact,
>practically all rapists, Sodomites, child molesters and pornography
>addicts
, politicians
> started out as Masturbators.
>
>Myth:But everyone's doing it!
>Reality:Surveys have repeatedly shown that up to 5% of Americans don't
/me wonders how many Americans have no arms
>------------------------------------------------------------------------
>What You Can Do
>2. Vote Republican. There are many Republican candidates who subscribe
>
>to the AFP Platform, but they do so only in private because of the
>controversy involved.
HEY! I'm a Republican...
James Heaver (aggta ginger)
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Tobe wrote in message <3887c052...@news.globalnet.co.uk>...
Scott Freeman
I would start to defend the acient art of masturbation, but I think I
might be called names. So I won't.
Therefore, I agree with Tobe.
ham...@my.blindfold.globalnet.co.uk (Tobe) looked up from his Tazos
and wrote:
>I saw this in another newsgroup (note: I was not masturbating at the
>time, nor was I about to) and thought it was pretty funny. Is it 100%
>genuine? Hmm, decide for yourself (it seems to be taken from a
>website). As it probably applies to all of us here, on with the show!
<SNIP>
Scott says:
What's another word for thesaurus?
E-mail: scott_freeman@email.*NOSPAM*.com
UK Fax: 0870 1331 464
Mobile: 07967 170 [ASK]
William Millinship
> >Reality:Surveys have repeatedly shown that up to 5% of Americans don't
>
>
> >What You Can Do
> >
> >to the AFP Platform, but they do so only in private because of the
> >controversy involved.
>
Yeah, I hate people who try and belittle the good name of the Republicans...
Bush for President!!! (Even though I should care)
The Unknown James
ndfold.globalnet.co.uk> writes
>I saw this in another newsgroup (note: I was not masturbating at the
>time, nor was I about to) and thought it was pretty funny. Is it 100%
>genuine? Hmm, decide for yourself (it seems to be taken from a
>website). As it probably applies to all of us here, on with the show!
Absolutely hilarious... See, I wish *our* games group was an 18-rating
game - then we could talk like this... Sadly, we have 10 year olds to
worry about :o)
>2. Vote Republican.
*lol*
--
The Unknown James
Welcome to Adjectivization. Enjoy the ride.
The Unknown James
<z...@d.ka> writes
>>Myth:But everyone's doing it!
>>Reality:Surveys have repeatedly shown that up to 5% of Americans don't
>
So you're admitting that you do, eh? :o)
>>What You Can Do
>>2. Vote Republican. There are many Republican candidates who subscribe
>>to the AFP Platform, but they do so only in private because of the
>>controversy involved.
>
>HEY! I'm a Republican...
That's why it was funny :o)
Zagadka
Unknown James <Unkn...@adjective.army> coming from a tree, and
thought, "Man, this is f*ed up," but carried on the following
conversation anyway:
>In article <k9h18sooo7f61b7br...@4ax.com>, Zagadka
><z...@d.ka> writes
>>>Myth:But everyone's doing it!
>>>Reality:Surveys have repeatedly shown that up to 5% of Americans don't
>>
>>/me wonders how many Americans have no arms
>
>So you're admitting that you do, eh? :o)
No, because that number must be 4.999999999% (+ me = 5%...)
Zagadka
tree, and thought, "Man, this is f*ed up," but carried on the
following conversation anyway:
>> >Myth:But everyone's doing it!
>> >Reality:Surveys have repeatedly shown that up to 5% of Americans don't
>>
>> /me wonders how many Americans have no arms
>>
>> >------------------------------------------------------------------------
>> >What You Can Do
>> >2. Vote Republican. There are many Republican candidates who subscribe
>> >
>> >to the AFP Platform, but they do so only in private because of the
>> >controversy involved.
>>
>> HEY! I'm a Republican...
>
>Yeah, I hate people who try and belittle the good name of the Republicans...
>Bush for President!!! (Even though I should care)
Republicans do a damn good enough job of belittling their own name.
And Bush is a moron and a poor choice- but better than Gore... Hell,
a tree would be better than Gore- and he would probably vote for a
tree.
The Unknown James
<z...@d.ka> writes
>One day, while skipping through the forest, I heard the voice of The
>Unknown James <Unkn...@adjective.army> coming from a tree, and
>thought, "Man, this is f*ed up," but carried on the following
>conversation anyway:
>
>>>>Reality:Surveys have repeatedly shown that up to 5% of Americans don't
>>>
>>
>
>No, because that number must be 4.999999999% (+ me = 5%...)
*lol*
You do really, you know... You're in denial Bri :o)
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Tobe <ham...@my.blindfold.globalnet.co.uk> wrote in message
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William Millinship
Zagadka <z...@d.ka> wrote in message
news:n4p18s4tm7htevklr...@4ax.com...
> One day, while skipping through the forest, I heard the voice of
> tree, and thought, "Man, this is f*ed up," but carried on the
> following conversation anyway:
>
> >> >Reality:Surveys have repeatedly shown that up to 5% of Americans don't
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >> >What You Can Do
> >> >
> >> >to the AFP Platform, but they do so only in private because of the
> >> >controversy involved.
> >>
> >
> >Yeah, I hate people who try and belittle the good name of the
Republicans...
> >Bush for President!!! (Even though I should care)
>
> Republicans do a damn good enough job of belittling their own name.
Ditto in the UK, the Conservatives, try as they might, always appear to be
wankers. It really makes me ashamed sometimes to think that I am a member.
The Unknown James
tyouslag.co.uk> writes
>
>Zagadka <z...@d.ka> wrote in message
>news:n4p18s4tm7htevklr...@4ax.com...
>> One day, while skipping through the forest, I heard the voice of
>> "William Millinship" <spamp...@shutityouslag.co.uk> coming from a
>> tree, and thought, "Man, this is f*ed up," but carried on the
>> following conversation anyway:
>>
>> >> >Reality:Surveys have repeatedly shown that up to 5% of Americans don't
>> >>
>> >>
>> >>
>> >> >What You Can Do
>> >> >
>> >> >to the AFP Platform, but they do so only in private because of the
>> >> >controversy involved.
>> >>
>> >
>> >Yeah, I hate people who try and belittle the good name of the
>Republicans...
>> >Bush for President!!! (Even though I should care)
>>
>> Republicans do a damn good enough job of belittling their own name.
>
>Ditto in the UK, the Conservatives, try as they might, always appear to be
>wankers. It really makes me ashamed sometimes to think that I am a member.
Ugh... The Tories are right wing fucKKKheads... :o)
Erkan
slips off into the corner*
Erkan
er...@twave.net
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Tobe <ham...@my.blindfold.globalnet.co.uk> wrote in message
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Alastair Grant
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The Profound Eol
William Millinship <spamp...@shutityouslag.co.uk> wrote in message
news:85qlc7$s1b$1...@gxsn.com...
> > >Myth:But everyone's doing it!
> > >Reality:Surveys have repeatedly shown that up to 5% of Americans don't
> >
> >
> >
> > >What You Can Do
> > >
> > >to the AFP Platform, but they do so only in private because of the
> > >controversy involved.
> >
>
> Yeah, I hate people who try and belittle the good name of the
Republicans...
> Bush for President!!! (Even though I should care)
Uh. Seriously, I think that if Bush has an IQ above 50 then he's prolly
cheated and bribed the people watching him do it. Now, nobody as moronically
stupid as Bush should be presented to The Red Button.
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Homepage: http://agts.mine.nu/
E-mail: mos...@online.no
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The Profound Eol
> Ditto in the UK, the Conservatives, try as they might, always appear to be
> wankers. It really makes me ashamed sometimes to think that I am a member.
*awaits obvious response from Chas*
MegaShaft 4000
DOWN WITH THE TORIES!!!!!
The Arcane Chas
serious contemplation, Tobe <ham...@my.blindfold.globalnet.co.uk> put
finger to keyboard and produced the following;
>I saw this in another newsgroup
<big snip>
ROTFLMAO. Thanks for sharing this with us.
May I "borrow" this quote for my sig file ?
>Surveys have repeatedly shown that up to 5% of Americans don't
>Masturbate.
--
Cheers,
Chas.
"Reality leaves a lot to the imagination".
The Arcane Chas
contemplation, The Unknown James <Unkn...@adjective.army> put finger to
keyboard and produced the following;
>The Tories are right wing fucKKKheads... :o)
Hey !!!
Oh - you mean the *current* bunch. :-}
The Arcane Chas
serious contemplation, The Profound Eol <mos...@online.no> put finger
to keyboard and produced the following;
>
>news:85qst9$s9n$1...@gxsn.com...
>
>> Ditto in the UK, the Conservatives, try as they might, always appear to be
>> wankers. It really makes me ashamed sometimes to think that I am a member.
>
>*awaits obvious response from Chas*
I'm on my best behaviour - honest.
The Arcane Chas
contemplation, The Unknown James <Unkn...@adjective.army> put finger to
keyboard and produced the following;
>>>Reality:Surveys have repeatedly shown that up to 5% of Americans don't
>>
>
No, I'm sure Brian has arms.
The Arcane Chas
only after serious contemplation, James Heaver (aggta ginger)
<Ja...@heaver23.demon.co.uk> put finger to keyboard and produced the
following;
>i vote we vote for it (in america of course)
They should be careful what they vote for. :-}
>Tobe wrote in message <3887c052...@news.globalnet.co.uk>...
>>I saw this in another newsgroup
<snip>
The Arcane Chas
serious contemplation, Scott Freeman <scott_freeman@email.*NOSPAM*.com>
put finger to keyboard and produced the following;
>might be called names.
Such as ?? :-}
The Arcane Chas
serious contemplation, Erkan <er...@twave.net> put finger to keyboard
and produced the following;
>That's not true!!!!! I'm not blind!!!! Wait, i mean... oh.... *quietly
>slips off into the corner*
Hey, what are you doing back there ?
Put that thing away. :-}
Deb
>I saw this in another newsgroup (note: I was not masturbating at the
>time, nor was I about to)
Why not???
>and thought it was pretty funny. Is it 100%
>genuine? Hmm, decide for yourself (it seems to be taken from a
>website). As it probably applies to all of us here, on with the show!
It's genuine, if memory serves some American church released it.
BE AFRAID.
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Tested on small, cute, furry animals with big, sad eyes.
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The Obdurate Ozjish
> Verily, ham...@my.blindfold.globalnet.co.uk (Tobe) did write:
>
> >I saw this in another newsgroup (note: I was not masturbating at the
> >time, nor was I about to)
>
> Why not???
>
> >and thought it was pretty funny. Is it 100%
> >genuine? Hmm, decide for yourself (it seems to be taken from a
> >website). As it probably applies to all of us here, on with the show!
>
> It's genuine, if memory serves some American church released it.
> BE AFRAID.
Church...?
Holy...
(No, wait.)
Oh my ...
(No...)
Damn!
(No, no, no!)
Oh sod it.
William Millinship
Anyhow, James, How did you come to the conclusion the Tories are racist?
Jeez, even that racist nutter, Will Rodgers, admitted that
Tories/Republicans arent racists.
MegaShaft 4000
<kehfnwejkbv23o84hg0923jkcbv;23lui4hgv9p823g4v9g4vkjg4bvljkgd;wughf;iwueytf9
2836thflwhefop3i4y9p86yrsiyhfa;odiyg;suifytgp98w6er[2164yo;wyhg;klwdugfilweu
tfcosdyfc;2weuiyr2p...@home.com> wrote in message
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> > Ugh... The Tories are right wing fucKKKheads... :o)
>
> DOWN WITH THE TORIES!!!!!
>
>
>
The Unknown James
<Ch...@the-arcane.demon.co.uk> writes
>In article <HmO7bbBk...@user.alt.net>, but only after serious
>contemplation, The Unknown James <Unkn...@adjective.army> put finger to
>keyboard and produced the following;
>
>
>
>Oh - you mean the *current* bunch. :-}
The current bunch, and every other conservative stretching back to the
dawn of time, yes...
Socialism forever!
The Unknown James
<kehfnwejkbv23o84hg0923jkcbv@?.?> writes
>> Ugh... The Tories are right wing fucKKKheads... :o)
>
>DOWN WITH THE TORIES!!!!!
YESH!
The Unknown James
tyouslag.co.uk> writes
>Down with fucking Trotskyists...
>
>Anyhow, James, How did you come to the conclusion the Tories are racist?
Ah, see, the KKK in what I said doesn't *actually* mean they're
affiliated with the KKK... It's a troll thing I picked up... :o)
>Jeez, even that racist nutter, Will Rodgers, admitted that
>Tories/Republicans arent racists.
Depends how far right you go... After all, eventually you get to those
Tories who believe in "England for the English". Even if it isn't an
official policy, that's why many of the far right members of the party
believe...
>MegaShaft 4000
><kehfnwejkbv23o84hg0923jkcbv;23lui4hgv9p823g4v9g4vkjg4bvljkgd;wughf;iwueytf9
>2836thflwhefop3i4y9p86yrsiyhfa;odiyg;suifytgp98w6er[2164yo;wyhg;klwdugfilweu
>tfcosdyfc;2weuiyr2p...@home.com> wrote in message
>news:dj8g4.201$j63....@news1.rdc2.pa.home.com...
>> > Ugh... The Tories are right wing fucKKKheads... :o)
>>
>> DOWN WITH THE TORIES!!!!!
>>
>>
>>
>
>
--
The Unknown James
<mos...@online.no> writes
>
>William Millinship <spamp...@shutityouslag.co.uk> wrote in message
>news:85qst9$s9n$1...@gxsn.com...
>
>> Ditto in the UK, the Conservatives, try as they might, always appear to be
>> wankers. It really makes me ashamed sometimes to think that I am a member.
>
>*awaits obvious response from Chas*
Hey Squiggy, glad you could make it :o)
The Unknown James
<keep.l...@the.sig> writes
>Verily, ham...@my.blindfold.globalnet.co.uk (Tobe) did write:
>
>>I saw this in another newsgroup (note: I was not masturbating at the
>>time, nor was I about to)
>
>Why not???
Some people are just boring...
>>and thought it was pretty funny. Is it 100%
>>genuine? Hmm, decide for yourself (it seems to be taken from a
>>website). As it probably applies to all of us here, on with the show!
>
>It's genuine, if memory serves some American church released it.
>BE AFRAID.
*lol*
Oh dear God no....
Zagadka
Unknown James <Unkn...@adjective.army> coming from a tree, and
thought, "Man, this is f*ed up," but carried on the following
conversation anyway:
>In article <aY7dzwGD$Qg4...@the-arcane.demon.co.uk>, The Arcane Chas
><Ch...@the-arcane.demon.co.uk> writes
>>In article <HmO7bbBk...@user.alt.net>, but only after serious
>>contemplation, The Unknown James <Unkn...@adjective.army> put finger to
>>keyboard and produced the following;
>>
>>>The Tories are right wing fucKKKheads... :o)
>>
>>Hey !!!
>>
>>Oh - you mean the *current* bunch. :-}
>
>The current bunch, and every other conservative stretching back to the
>dawn of time, yes...
>
>Socialism forever!
Of course, you have no clue what you're talking about, math-boy.
The Unknown James
<z...@d.ka> writes
Who helps your sister with homework, eh? :o)
Zagadka
Unknown James <Unkn...@adjective.army> coming from a tree, and
thought, "Man, this is f*ed up," but carried on the following
conversation anyway:
>In article <6d938s0pg6ve436jp...@4ax.com>, Zagadka
><z...@d.ka> writes
>>One day, while skipping through the forest, I heard the voice of The
>>Unknown James <Unkn...@adjective.army> coming from a tree, and
>>thought, "Man, this is f*ed up," but carried on the following
>>conversation anyway:
>>
>>>In article <aY7dzwGD$Qg4...@the-arcane.demon.co.uk>, The Arcane Chas
>>><Ch...@the-arcane.demon.co.uk> writes
>>>>In article <HmO7bbBk...@user.alt.net>, but only after serious
>>>>contemplation, The Unknown James <Unkn...@adjective.army> put finger to
>>>>keyboard and produced the following;
>>>>
>>>>>The Tories are right wing fucKKKheads... :o)
>>>>
>>>>Hey !!!
>>>>
>>>>Oh - you mean the *current* bunch. :-}
>>>
>>>The current bunch, and every other conservative stretching back to the
>>>dawn of time, yes...
>>>
>>>Socialism forever!
>>
>>Of course, you have no clue what you're talking about, math-boy.
>
>Who helps your sister with homework, eh? :o)
Actually, it was for a college entrance exam.
Never mind the fact that I go to the #1 public uni in the nation and I
had no clue...
The Unknown James
WTF?!? What subject is she doing? We learned that stuff over here when
we were 15... You Americans must suck at math :o)
>Never mind the fact that I go to the #1 public uni in the nation and I
>had no clue...
*lol*
Paul Wright
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Erkan <er...@twave.net> wrote in message
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: That's not true!!!!! I'm not blind!!!! Wait, i mean... oh.... *quietly
:
:
Vickram Paliwal
Zagadka wrote in message ...
>One day, while skipping through the forest, I heard the voice of
>"William Millinship" <spamp...@shutityouslag.co.uk> coming from a
>tree, and thought, "Man, this is f*ed up," but carried on the
>following conversation anyway:
>
>>> >Myth:But everyone's doing it!
>>> >Reality:Surveys have repeatedly shown that up to 5% of Americans don't
>>>
>>> /me wonders how many Americans have no arms
>>>
>>>
>------------------------------------------------------------------------
>>> >What You Can Do
>>> >2. Vote Republican. There are many Republican candidates who subscribe
>>> >
>>> >to the AFP Platform, but they do so only in private because of the
>>> >controversy involved.
>>>
>>> HEY! I'm a Republican...
>>
>>Yeah, I hate people who try and belittle the good name of the
Republicans...
>>Bush for President!!! (Even though I should care)
>
>Republicans do a damn good enough job of belittling their own name.
>
>And Bush is a moron and a poor choice- but better than Gore... Hell,
>a tree would be better than Gore- and he would probably vote for a
>tree.
Zagadka
Unknown James <Unkn...@adjective.army> coming from a tree, and
thought, "Man, this is f*ed up," but carried on the following
conversation anyway:
>In article <dkb38s4sfqa0j251q...@4ax.com>, Zagadka
><z...@d.ka> writes
>>One day, while skipping through the forest, I heard the voice of The
>>Unknown James <Unkn...@adjective.army> coming from a tree, and
>>thought, "Man, this is f*ed up," but carried on the following
>>conversation anyway:
>>
>>>In article <6d938s0pg6ve436jp...@4ax.com>, Zagadka
>>><z...@d.ka> writes
>>>>One day, while skipping through the forest, I heard the voice of The
>>>>Unknown James <Unkn...@adjective.army> coming from a tree, and
>>>>thought, "Man, this is f*ed up," but carried on the following
>>>>conversation anyway:
>>>>
>>>>>In article <aY7dzwGD$Qg4...@the-arcane.demon.co.uk>, The Arcane Chas
>>>>><Ch...@the-arcane.demon.co.uk> writes
>>>>>>In article <HmO7bbBk...@user.alt.net>, but only after serious
>>>>>>contemplation, The Unknown James <Unkn...@adjective.army> put finger to
>>>>>>keyboard and produced the following;
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>The Tories are right wing fucKKKheads... :o)
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Hey !!!
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Oh - you mean the *current* bunch. :-}
>>>>>
>>>>>The current bunch, and every other conservative stretching back to the
>>>>>dawn of time, yes...
>>>>>
>>>>>Socialism forever!
>>>>
>>>>Of course, you have no clue what you're talking about, math-boy.
>>>
>>>Who helps your sister with homework, eh? :o)
>>
>>Actually, it was for a college entrance exam.
>
>WTF?!? What subject is she doing? We learned that stuff over here when
>we were 15... You Americans must suck at math :o)
Have I not explained that our educational system FREAKING REEKS?
>>Never mind the fact that I go to the #1 public uni in the nation and I
>>had no clue...
>
>*lol*
I have an excuse! I'm a history major.
<old overused joke>
I do like pi, though - especially pumpkin.
</old overused joke>
Vickram Paliwal
Zagadka wrote in message ...
>
><old overused joke>
>I do like pi, though - especially pumpkin.
></old overused joke>
that's not even remotely funny......in fact its the sort of thing my maths
teacher would say.....and you don't want to be like him, believe me.....
Zagadka
a tree, and thought, "Man, this is f*ed up," but carried on the
following conversation anyway:
>
>Zagadka wrote in message ...
>>I have an excuse! I'm a history major.
>>
>history's crap.....who cares about the past :)
You say that when time machines are invented and the Prussians invade
Siam.
>><old overused joke>
>>I do like pi, though - especially pumpkin.
>></old overused joke>
>
>that's not even remotely funny......
Oh, I know.
>in fact its the sort of thing my maths
>teacher would say.....and you don't want to be like him, believe me.....
Who the hell would want to be like ANY math teacher? They're all f*ed
up in the head.
The Arcane Chas
serious contemplation, Zagadka <z...@d.ka> put finger to keyboard and
produced the following;
>One day, while skipping through the forest, I heard the voice of The
>Unknown James <Unkn...@adjective.army> coming from a tree, and
>thought, "Man, this is f*ed up," but carried on the following
>conversation anyway:
>
>><Ch...@the-arcane.demon.co.uk> writes
>>>In article <HmO7bbBk...@user.alt.net>, but only after serious
>>>contemplation, The Unknown James <Unkn...@adjective.army> put finger to
>>>keyboard and produced the following;
>>>
>>>>The Tories are right wing fucKKKheads... :o)
>>>
>>>Hey !!!
>>>
>>>Oh - you mean the *current* bunch. :-}
>>
>>The current bunch, and every other conservative stretching back to the
>>dawn of time, yes...
>>
>>Socialism forever!
>
>Of course, you have no clue what you're talking about, math-boy.
Agreed.
Socialism is based on a false premise (that everyone is essentially
equal) and is therefore fundamentally flawed.
The Arcane Chas
contemplation, The Unknown James <Unkn...@adjective.army> put finger to
keyboard and produced the following;
>In article <aY7dzwGD$Qg4...@the-arcane.demon.co.uk>, The Arcane Chas
><Ch...@the-arcane.demon.co.uk> writes
>>In article <HmO7bbBk...@user.alt.net>, but only after serious
>>contemplation, The Unknown James <Unkn...@adjective.army> put finger to
>>keyboard and produced the following;
>>
>>>The Tories are right wing fucKKKheads... :o)
>>
>>Hey !!!
>>
>>Oh - you mean the *current* bunch. :-}
>
>The current bunch, and every other conservative stretching back to the
>dawn of time, yes...
>
>Socialism forever!
To quote one of the less literate members of our home group;
"COMMIE BASTERD".
The Unknown James
<z...@d.ka> writes
>One day, while skipping through the forest, I heard the voice of The
>Unknown James <Unkn...@adjective.army> coming from a tree, and
>thought, "Man, this is f*ed up," but carried on the following
>conversation anyway:
>
>>>Unknown James <Unkn...@adjective.army> coming from a tree, and
>>>thought, "Man, this is f*ed up," but carried on the following
>>>conversation anyway:
>>>
>>>>>Unknown James <Unkn...@adjective.army> coming from a tree, and
>>>>>thought, "Man, this is f*ed up," but carried on the following
>>>>>conversation anyway:
>>>>>
>>>>>><Ch...@the-arcane.demon.co.uk> writes
>>>>>>>In article <HmO7bbBk...@user.alt.net>, but only after serious
>>>>>>>contemplation, The Unknown James <Unkn...@adjective.army> put finger to
>>>>>>>keyboard and produced the following;
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>The Tories are right wing fucKKKheads... :o)
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Hey !!!
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Oh - you mean the *current* bunch. :-}
>>>>>>
>>>>>>The current bunch, and every other conservative stretching back to the
>>>>>>dawn of time, yes...
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Socialism forever!
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>
>>>Actually, it was for a college entrance exam.
>>
>>WTF?!? What subject is she doing? We learned that stuff over here when
>>we were 15... You Americans must suck at math :o)
>
>Have I not explained that our educational system FREAKING REEKS?
Oh, yea... Oops...
>>>Never mind the fact that I go to the #1 public uni in the nation and I
>>>had no clue...
>>
>>*lol*
>
>I have an excuse! I'm a history major.
>
><old overused joke>
>I do like pi, though - especially pumpkin.
></old overused joke>
*sigh*
The Unknown James
<vickram...@SENDSPAMHEREhotmail.com> writes
>
>Zagadka wrote in message ...
>
Presumably, the people who live there (not looking at Chas or anything
:o)
Antti Hämäläinen
The Arcane Chas <Ch...@the-arcane.demon.co.uk> wrote in message
news:yU5XQIBL...@the-arcane.demon.co.uk...
> In article <6d938s0pg6ve436jp...@4ax.com>, but only after
> serious contemplation, Zagadka <z...@d.ka> put finger to keyboard and
> produced the following;
> >One day, while skipping through the forest, I heard the voice of The
> >Unknown James <Unkn...@adjective.army> coming from a tree, and
> >thought, "Man, this is f*ed up," but carried on the following
> >conversation anyway:
> >
> >>In article <aY7dzwGD$Qg4...@the-arcane.demon.co.uk>, The Arcane Chas
> >><Ch...@the-arcane.demon.co.uk> writes
> >>>In article <HmO7bbBk...@user.alt.net>, but only after serious
> >>>contemplation, The Unknown James <Unkn...@adjective.army> put finger
to
> >>>keyboard and produced the following;
> >>>
> >>>>The Tories are right wing fucKKKheads... :o)
> >>>
> >>>Hey !!!
> >>>
> >>>Oh - you mean the *current* bunch. :-}
> >>
> >>The current bunch, and every other conservative stretching back to the
> >>dawn of time, yes...
> >>
> >>Socialism forever!
> >
> >Of course, you have no clue what you're talking about, math-boy.
>
>
> Socialism is based on a false premise (that everyone is essentially
> equal) and is therefore fundamentally flawed.
WTF? Socialism and communism aren't the same thing. Partly socialist country
is better than fully capitalist. Go home and read some books, kid ;)
Vickram Paliwal
Zagadka wrote in message ...
>Siam.
i'll remember to do that....
>>><old overused joke>
>>>I do like pi, though - especially pumpkin.
>>></old overused joke>
>>
>>that's not even remotely funny......
>
>Oh, I know.
good
>>in fact its the sort of thing my maths
>>teacher would say.....and you don't want to be like him, believe me.....
>
>Who the hell would want to be like ANY math teacher? They're all f*ed
>up in the head.
absolutely
The Unknown James
<Ch...@the-arcane.demon.co.uk> writes
>In article <6d938s0pg6ve436jp...@4ax.com>, but only after
>serious contemplation, Zagadka <z...@d.ka> put finger to keyboard and
>produced the following;
>>One day, while skipping through the forest, I heard the voice of The
>>Unknown James <Unkn...@adjective.army> coming from a tree, and
>>thought, "Man, this is f*ed up," but carried on the following
>>conversation anyway:
>>
>>>In article <aY7dzwGD$Qg4...@the-arcane.demon.co.uk>, The Arcane Chas
>>><Ch...@the-arcane.demon.co.uk> writes
>>>>In article <HmO7bbBk...@user.alt.net>, but only after serious
>>>>contemplation, The Unknown James <Unkn...@adjective.army> put finger to
>>>>keyboard and produced the following;
>>>>
>>>>>The Tories are right wing fucKKKheads... :o)
>>>>
>>>>Hey !!!
>>>>
>>>>Oh - you mean the *current* bunch. :-}
>>>
>>>The current bunch, and every other conservative stretching back to the
>>>dawn of time, yes...
>>>
>>>Socialism forever!
>>
>>Of course, you have no clue what you're talking about, math-boy.
>
>Agreed.
>
>Socialism is based on a false premise (that everyone is essentially
>equal) and is therefore fundamentally flawed.
I actually believe in a Meritocracy, so nerr.... :o)
Ozadachevaushshey Zagadka
a tree, and thought, "Man, this is f*ed up," but carried on the
following conversation anyway:
>
>Zagadka wrote in message ...
>>You say that when time machines are invented and the Prussians invade
>>Siam.
>
>
>i'll remember to do that....
You'd better.
>>>in fact its the sort of thing my maths
>>>teacher would say.....and you don't want to be like him, believe me.....
>>
>>Who the hell would want to be like ANY math teacher? They're all f*ed
>>up in the head.
>
>absolutely
One of mine taught "Gee I'm a Tree" and "Twig"...
William Millinship
> >
> >Anyhow, James, How did you come to the conclusion the Tories are racist?
>
> Ah, see, the KKK in what I said doesn't *actually* mean they're
> affiliated with the KKK... It's a troll thing I picked up... :o)
>
> >Jeez, even that racist nutter, Will Rodgers, admitted that
> >Tories/Republicans arent racists.
>
> Depends how far right you go... After all, eventually you get to those
> Tories who believe in "England for the English". Even if it isn't an
> official policy, that's why many of the far right members of the party
> believe...
Yeah, but they are all fucking off to UKIP and the BNP now...
The Arcane Chas
contemplation, Antti Hämäläinen <timo.hamal...@pp2.inet.fi> put
finger to keyboard and produced the following;
>
>news:yU5XQIBL...@the-arcane.demon.co.uk...
>>
>> equal) and is therefore fundamentally flawed.
>
>is better than fully capitalist. Go home and read some books, kid ;)
<cough, choke, splutter>
ROTFLMAO
Where did I say Socialism and Communism are the same thing ?
As for partial socialism, I prefer "Enlightened Self Interest" (let me
know when you find out what that means).
The Unknown James
tyouslag.co.uk> writes
We ought to draw all those people into a big "Racial Hatred" convention,
and blow up the building...
James Heaver (aggta ginger)
illegal, california?
--
James heaver - god of atheism
god of aggta
god of tinned squid chunks
fish of the week : squid
kill them with logic
Deb wrote in message <8EBCABAA0de...@207.194.208.138>...
>Verily, ham...@my.blindfold.globalnet.co.uk (Tobe) did write:
>
>>I saw this in another newsgroup (note: I was not masturbating at the
>>time, nor was I about to)
>
>Why not???
>
>>and thought it was pretty funny. Is it 100%
>>genuine? Hmm, decide for yourself (it seems to be taken from a
>>website). As it probably applies to all of us here, on with the show!
>
>It's genuine, if memory serves some American church released it.
>BE AFRAID.
>
>--
>Deb
>Tested on small, cute, furry animals with big, sad eyes.
>
>deb at radiant dawt net
The Unknown James
World. Remember, California is the state that has San Francisco :o)
In article <948042984.19314.0...@news.demon.co.uk>, James
Heaver (aggta ginger) <Ja...@heaver23.demon.co.uk> writes
--
Fingal's Cave
> Reality:Read your Bible. God was so offended when Onan spilled his
> seed upon the ground that God struck Onan dead! It is true that Onan
> wasn't Masturbating, but the point is that God hates it when men waste
> sperm, no matter what the reason.
Reminds me of the great Monty Python song:-
Every sperm is Sacred,
Every sperm is Great.
If a sperm gets wasted
God gets quite irate.
--
Peace
Love
Porn
Fingal's Cave
http://www.fingalscave.co.uk
ICQ:- 42644048
Tobe <ham...@my.blindfold.globalnet.co.uk> wrote in message
news:3887c052...@news.globalnet.co.uk...
> I saw this in another newsgroup (note: I was not masturbating at the
> time, nor was I about to) and thought it was pretty funny. Is it 100%
> genuine? Hmm, decide for yourself (it seems to be taken from a
> website). As it probably applies to all of us here, on with the show!
>
>
> ------------------------------------------------------------------------
> THE PROBLEM
> Masturbation is more dangerous than smoking. Doctors of a generation
> ago knew this, but since the Sexual Revolution of the 1960's, this
> fact has been lost in the "if it feels good, do it" mentality.
>
> Myth:Masturbation is harmless.
> Reality:Medical science proves that chronic Masturbation causes
> weakness, depression, forgetfulness and nearsightedness.
>
>
> Myth:Masturbation is a "Victimless Crime."
> Reality:Theological experts on Masturbation have come to the
> conclusion that Masturbation is what is known as a "gateway" sin. This
> means that Masturbation leads to more serious offenses. In fact,
> practically all rapists, Sodomites, child molesters and pornography
> addicts started out as Masturbators.
>
> Myth:But everyone's doing it!
> Reality:Surveys have repeatedly shown that up to 5% of Americans don't
>
> ------------------------------------------------------------------------
> What You Can Do
> 1. Contact your Representatives in Congress at the State and National
> level and encourage them to adopt the Americans For Purity platform.
> You can go here for your Senator's E-mail address or here for your
> Representative's E-mail address. Click here to send an E-mail to the
> President of the United States.
>
> 2. Vote Republican. There are many Republican candidates who subscribe
>
> to the AFP Platform, but they do so only in private because of the
> controversy involved.
>
Ozadachevaushshey Zagadka
missed out on the gay marriage laws, amazingly enough. Berkeley is
losing form these days... need some more riots.
One day, while skipping through the forest, I heard the voice of The
Unknown James <Unkn...@adjective.army> coming from a tree, and
thought, "Man, this is f*ed up," but carried on the following
conversation anyway:
>Everything illegal in California? Hardly - it's the Gay Capital of the
>World. Remember, California is the state that has San Francisco :o)
>
>In article <948042984.19314.0...@news.demon.co.uk>, James
>Heaver (aggta ginger) <Ja...@heaver23.demon.co.uk> writes
>>probably already illegeal in where is it? the place wher everything is
>>illegal, california?
>>
>>--
>>James heaver - god of atheism
>> god of aggta
>> god of tinned squid chunks
>> fish of the week : squid
>> kill them with logic
>>Deb wrote in message <8EBCABAA0de...@207.194.208.138>...
>>>Verily, ham...@my.blindfold.globalnet.co.uk (Tobe) did write:
>>>
>>>>I saw this in another newsgroup (note: I was not masturbating at the
>>>>time, nor was I about to)
>>>
>>>Why not???
>>>
>>>>and thought it was pretty funny. Is it 100%
>>>>genuine? Hmm, decide for yourself (it seems to be taken from a
>>>>website). As it probably applies to all of us here, on with the show!
>>>
The Unknown James
In article <m0548soiatrn9oe5m...@4ax.com>,
Ozadachevaushshey Zagadka <z...@d.ka> writes
--
Antti Hämäläinen
> In article <b3lg4.234$Ki1....@read2.inet.fi>, but only after serious
> contemplation, Antti Hämäläinen <timo.hamal...@pp2.inet.fi> put
> finger to keyboard and produced the following;
> >
> >The Arcane Chas <Ch...@the-arcane.demon.co.uk> wrote in message
> >news:yU5XQIBL...@the-arcane.demon.co.uk...
> >>
> >> Socialism is based on a false premise (that everyone is essentially
> >> equal) and is therefore fundamentally flawed.
> >
> >WTF? Socialism and communism aren't the same thing. Partly socialist
country
> >is better than fully capitalist. Go home and read some books, kid ;)
>
> <cough, choke, splutter>
>
> ROTFLMAO
>
> Where did I say Socialism and Communism are the same thing ?
Not directly anywhere, but you were thinking it. I know your type...
> As for partial socialism, I prefer "Enlightened Self Interest" (let me
> know when you find out what that means).
That's not fair! You know that I won't find the answer anytime soon
(especially since it's Sunday and I'm too lazy to think). Try translating
this: Pienempiä ei saa kiusata!
--
Antti Hämäläinen
timo.hamal...@pp2.inet.fi
Remove nospam from address
ICQ: 46168834
Ozadachevaushshey Zagadka
The Arcane Chas
contemplation, Antti Hämäläinen <timo.hamal...@pp2.inet.fi> put
finger to keyboard and produced the following;
>
>The Arcane Chas <Ch...@the-arcane.demon.co.uk> wrote in message
>news:AHUrE3B+...@the-arcane.demon.co.uk...
>> In article <b3lg4.234$Ki1....@read2.inet.fi>, but only after serious
>> contemplation, Antti Hämäläinen <timo.hamal...@pp2.inet.fi> put
>> finger to keyboard and produced the following;
>> >
>> >The Arcane Chas <Ch...@the-arcane.demon.co.uk> wrote in message
>> >news:yU5XQIBL...@the-arcane.demon.co.uk...
>> >>
>> >> Socialism is based on a false premise (that everyone is essentially
>> >> equal) and is therefore fundamentally flawed.
>> >
>> >WTF? Socialism and communism aren't the same thing. Partly socialist
>country
>> >is better than fully capitalist. Go home and read some books, kid ;)
>>
>> <cough, choke, splutter>
>>
>> ROTFLMAO
>>
>> Where did I say Socialism and Communism are the same thing ?
>
>Not directly anywhere, but you were thinking it. I know your type...
>
>> As for partial socialism, I prefer "Enlightened Self Interest" (let me
>> know when you find out what that means).
>
>That's not fair! You know that I won't find the answer anytime soon
>(especially since it's Sunday and I'm too lazy to think). Try translating
>this: Pienempiä ei saa kiusata!
LOL - No thanks. :-}
Vickram Paliwal
think so......hehe
Antti Hämäläinen wrote in message ...
John
<Ch...@the-arcane.demon.co.uk> writes
>serious contemplation, Zagadka <z...@d.ka> put finger to keyboard and
>produced the following;
>>One day, while skipping through the forest, I heard the voice of The
>>Unknown James <Unkn...@adjective.army> coming from a tree, and
>>thought, "Man, this is f*ed up," but carried on the following
> >>conversation anyway:
>>><Ch...@the-arcane.demon.co.uk> writes
>>>>contemplation, The Unknown James <Unkn...@adjective.army> put finger
to
>>>>keyboard and produced the following;
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>Hey !!!
>>>>
>>>>Oh - you mean the *current* bunch. :-}
>>>
>>>The current bunch, and every other conservative stretching back to the
>>>dawn of time, yes...
>>>
>>>Socialism forever!
>>
>>Of course, you have no clue what you're talking about, math-boy.
>
>Agreed.
>
>equal) and is therefore fundamentally flawed.
Actually, all humans *are* equal, we just want to be more important than
each other. Therefore, it is not Communism that is fundamentally flawed,
but Humans. Because of this the great man known as Lenin invented
Bolshevism, Communism by which everybody is equal except me, as I am more
important.
--
-=-=-=-=-=-
'If I asked you where the hell we were,' said Arthur weakly, 'would I
regret it?'
Ford stood up. 'We're safe,' he said.
'Oh good,' said Arthur.
We're in a small galley cabin,' said Ford, 'in one of the spaceships of
the Vogon
Constructor Fleet.'
'Ah,' said Arthur, 'this is obviously some strange definition of the word
"safe" I wasn't previously aware of.'
-=-=-=-=-=-
John
E-mail: egl_mail_ru[at]mail[dot]ru
ICQ: 58741736
The Arcane Chas
serious contemplation, John <joh...@freeuk.com> put finger to keyboard
and produced the following;
>>
>>Socialism is based on a false premise (that everyone is essentially
>>equal) and is therefore fundamentally flawed.
>
>Actually, all humans *are* equal
It is absurdly simple to disprove that statement. On the other hand it
would be almost impossible to prove that *any* two humans *were* equal.
The Unknown James
Subject: Masturbation
Newsgroup: alt.fan.adjective-army
Date: Thu, 27 Jan 2000
>In article <d31k4.24648$lN.5...@nnrp3.clara.net>, but only after
>serious contemplation, John <joh...@freeuk.com> put finger to keyboard
>and produced the following;
>>>
>>>Socialism is based on a false premise (that everyone is essentially
>>>equal) and is therefore fundamentally flawed.
>>
>>Actually, all humans *are* equal
><snip>
>
>It is absurdly simple to disprove that statement. On the other hand it
>would be almost impossible to prove that *any* two humans *were* equal.
Take Chas and myself, for instance. One of us is far superior to the other.
But let us not get into which one :o)
--
The Unknown James
Things I have been called so far (further suggestions welcome):
A Troll
A Moron
An Under-Bridge-Denizen
An Adjective Asshole
A User of Silly Birds
A Thirty Year Old
A Twenty-Two Year Old
A Homosexual
A Crossposter
The Whimsical Reycov
<u...@of.the.a.a> wrote:
>Poster: The Arcane Chas
>Subject: Masturbation
>Newsgroup: alt.fan.adjective-army
>Date: Thu, 27 Jan 2000
>
>>In article <d31k4.24648$lN.5...@nnrp3.clara.net>, but only after
>>serious contemplation, John <joh...@freeuk.com> put finger to keyboard
>>and produced the following;
>>>>
>>>>Socialism is based on a false premise (that everyone is essentially
>>>>equal) and is therefore fundamentally flawed.
>>>
>>>Actually, all humans *are* equal
>><snip>
>>
>>It is absurdly simple to disprove that statement. On the other hand it
>>would be almost impossible to prove that *any* two humans *were* equal.
>
>Take Chas and myself, for instance. One of us is far superior to the other.
>But let us not get into which one :o)
Please, do go on. :-)
--
"He who can, does,
he who can't, teaches"
The Whimsical Reycov
http://whimsical.cjb.net
The Arcane Chas
contemplation, The Unknown James <u...@of.the.a.a> put finger to keyboard
and produced the following;
>
>Take Chas and myself, for instance. One of us is far superior to the other.
>But let us not get into which one :o)
:-}
James Heaver (aggta ginger)
but let's not go into which owne isn't...
--
James heaver - god of atheism
god of aggta
god of tinned squid chunks
fish of the week : squid
kill them with logic
The Unknown James wrote in message <7wHQLFAi...@news.utb>...
>Poster: The Arcane Chas
>Subject: Masturbation
>Newsgroup: alt.fan.adjective-army
>Date: Thu, 27 Jan 2000
>
>>In article <d31k4.24648$lN.5...@nnrp3.clara.net>, but only after
>>serious contemplation, John <joh...@freeuk.com> put finger to keyboard
>>and produced the following;
>>>>
>>>>Socialism is based on a false premise (that everyone is essentially
>>>>equal) and is therefore fundamentally flawed.
>>>
>>>Actually, all humans *are* equal
>><snip>
>>
>>It is absurdly simple to disprove that statement. On the other hand it
>>would be almost impossible to prove that *any* two humans *were* equal.
>
>Take Chas and myself, for instance. One of us is far superior to the other.
>But let us not get into which one :o)
>
The Unknown James
Poster: James Heaver (aggta ginger)
Subject: Masturbation
Newsgroup: alt.fan.adjective-army
Date: Fri, 28 Jan 2000
--
The Unknown James
A Collector of Names People Call Me
OpieZillA { Aggta Screenwriter }
I didn't think english majors liked usenet.
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OpieZilla
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The "well adjusted" American
The Aggta Screenwriter
http://www.madcowstudios.net
opiezilla at janrixdotcom
The Unknown James <u...@of.the.a.a> wrote in message
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Ozadachevaushshey Zagadka
the head. When I woke, I was nude and tied between two trees, and
"OpieZillA { Aggta Screenwriter }" <opie...@opiezilla.gov> was
standing there grinning. In a raspy voice, he said:
>i suddenly realize why they call them selves the adjective army.. jeez...
>I didn't think english majors liked usenet.
You mean James? hehe. James is a math nerd.
James Heaver (aggta ginger)
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James heaver - god of atheism
god of aggta
god of tinned squid chunks
fish of the week : squid
kill them with logic
Ozadachevaushshey Zagadka wrote in message ...
The Unknown James
Poster: James Heaver (aggta ginger)
Subject: Masturbation
Newsgroup: alt.fan.adjective-army
Date: Sat, 29 Jan 2000
The Unknown James
Newsgroup: alt.fan.adjective-army
Date: Sat, 29 Jan 2000
>I was taking a peaceful walk through the woods when a rock hit me in
>the head. When I woke, I was nude and tied between two trees, and
>"OpieZillA { Aggta Screenwriter }" <opie...@opiezilla.gov> was
>standing there grinning. In a raspy voice, he said:
>
>>i suddenly realize why they call them selves the adjective army.. jeez...
>>I didn't think english majors liked usenet.
>
>You mean James? hehe. James is a math nerd.
Ay... I resent the implication that there's something wrong with being a
James Heaver (aggta ginger)
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James heaver - god of atheism
god of aggta
god of tinned squid chunks
fish of the week : squid
kill them with logic
The Unknown James wrote in message ...
>Me :o)
>
>Poster: James Heaver (aggta ginger)
>Subject: Masturbation
>Newsgroup: alt.fan.adjective-army
>Date: Sat, 29 Jan 2000
>
>>whihc james?
>>
>>--
>>James heaver - god of atheism
>> god of aggta
>> god of tinned squid chunks
>> fish of the week : squid
>> kill them with logic
>>Ozadachevaushshey Zagadka wrote in message ...
>>>I was taking a peaceful walk through the woods when a rock hit me in
>>>the head. When I woke, I was nude and tied between two trees, and
>>>"OpieZillA { Aggta Screenwriter }" <opie...@opiezilla.gov> was
>>>standing there grinning. In a raspy voice, he said:
>>>
>>>>i suddenly realize why they call them selves the adjective army..
jeez...
>>>>I didn't think english majors liked usenet.
>>>
>>>You mean James? hehe. James is a math nerd.
>>>
>>
>>
>
>
Jim Davies
I'm posting as Jim Davies again...
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The Unknown James
Things I have been called:
A Maths geek
James Heaver (aggta ginger) <Ja...@heaver23.demon.co.uk> writes
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Jim Davies
WWW: http://agts.mine.nu/jimdavies/
ICQ: 53662984
James Heaver (aggta ginger)
--
James heaver - god of atheism
god of aggta
god of tinned squid chunks
fish of the week : squid
kill them with logic
Jim Davies wrote in message <+nXlLZAS...@news.utb>...
Ozadachevaushshey Zagadka
the head. When I woke, I was nude and tied between two trees, and
standing there grinning. In a raspy voice, he said:
>maths rocks
*shakes head*
I've never heard a sadder comment...
James Heaver (aggta ginger)
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James heaver - god of atheism
god of aggta
god of tinned squid chunks
fish of the week : squid
kill them with logic
Ozadachevaushshey Zagadka wrote in message ...
OpieZillA { Aggta Screenwriter }
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OpieZilla
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The "well adjusted" American
The Aggta Screenwriter
http://www.madcowstudios.net
opiezilla at janrixdotcom
Ozadachevaushshey Zagadka <z...@d.ka> wrote in message
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James Heaver (aggta ginger)
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James heaver - god of atheism
god of aggta
god of tinned squid chunks
fish of the week : squid
kill them with logic
OpieZillA { Aggta Screenwriter } wrote in message
<3894a...@bifrost.janrix.com>...
Deb
<+nXlLZAS...@news.utb>:
>Maths is good.... uh, don't tell anybody I said that though... Aw, nuts,
>I'm posting as Jim Davies again...
>
>--
>The Unknown James
YUSS!!!!!!!! The secret is revealed!! *cackling in delight*
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Deb
"I feel the animal within." - Butthead
The Unknown James
Poster: James Heaver (aggta ginger)
Subject: Masturbation
Newsgroup: alt.fan.adjective-army
Date: Sun, 30 Jan 2000
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The Unknown James
Things I have been called so far (further suggestions welcome):
A Troll
A Moron
An Under-Bridge-Denizen
An Adjective Asshole
A User of Silly Birds
A Thirty Year Old
A Twenty-Two Year Old
A Homosexual
A Crossposter
A Collector of Names People Call Me
A Fuckwit
Ozadachevaushshey Zagadka
I was taking a peaceful walk through the woods when a rock hit me in
the head. When I woke, I was nude and tied between two trees, and The
Unknown James <u...@of.the.a.a> was standing there grinning. In a raspy
The Unknown James
Newsgroup: alt.fan.adjective-army
Date: Sun, 30 Jan 2000
>mynamei...@hotmail.com (Jim Davies) blurted in
><+nXlLZAS...@news.utb>:
>
>>Maths is good.... uh, don't tell anybody I said that though... Aw, nuts,
>>I'm posting as Jim Davies again...
>>
>>--
>>The Unknown James
>
>YUSS!!!!!!!! The secret is revealed!! *cackling in delight*
Aw bollocks... I forgot that I was still hiding that one from you... :o)
James Heaver (aggta ginger)
--
James heaver - god of atheism
god of aggta
god of tinned squid chunks
fish of the week : squid
kill them with logic
Ozadachevaushshey Zagadka wrote in message ...
>Math just needs a calculator and a table of equations... :-)
>
>I was taking a peaceful walk through the woods when a rock hit me in
>the head. When I woke, I was nude and tied between two trees, and The
>Unknown James <u...@of.the.a.a> was standing there grinning. In a raspy
>voice, he said:
>
>>I think I can safely say it does not :o)
>>
>>Poster: James Heaver (aggta ginger)
>>Subject: Masturbation
>>Newsgroup: alt.fan.adjective-army
>>Date: Sun, 30 Jan 2000
>>
Deb
>>>Maths is good.... uh, don't tell anybody I said that though... Aw, nuts,
>>>I'm posting as Jim Davies again...
>>>
>>>--
>>>The Unknown James
>>
>>YUSS!!!!!!!! The secret is revealed!! *cackling in delight*
>
>Aw bollocks... I forgot that I was still hiding that one from you... :o)
Not anymore, sweetcheeks. ;-)
(I'll bet you've been asked this about 8000 times...)
Are you the guy that writes Garfield? 8-)
*runs away cackling*
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Deb
Virtual reality is its own reward.