wher do i get gta3?

buckymonreal

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Sep 19, 2002, 11:21:21 PM9/19/02

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lookin for a full copy

DarkPoet

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Sep 19, 2002, 11:57:00 PM9/19/02

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let the flaming begin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

here ill start this one off

ummmmm,,,,,

go to the store and buy it

(Hee Hee I'm killing me, join me!!!)

darkpoet.

Shaun Hill

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Sep 20, 2002, 12:03:37 AM9/20/02

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buckymonreal <buckym...@sbcglobal.net> made everyone chuckle with
his witty remark:

> lookin for a full copy

Ever heard of an electronics store?

Richard Mahoney

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Sep 20, 2002, 3:04:04 AM9/20/02

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"buckymonreal" <buckym...@sbcglobal.net> wrote in message
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> lookin for a full copy

Dead easy, this one.
Wait until you get paid where you work/get your dole money/steal it from
your dad, then leave your house and go to the nearest town centre.
There should be shops there - look carefully for shops such as Game, HMV,
Woolworths, Dixons etc.
After elbowing the grannies or big issue sellers blocking the door out of
the way, find the stand with the PC games on (they should be in DVD cases).
Next, find one with really cool artwork on with the words "Grand" "Theft"
"Auto" and "III" on it, ignoring the games called "Morrowind" and "Unreal
Tournament".
Pick it up and shove it in the hands of the arrogant kid behind the counter
demanding he put it in a brown paper bag and to "keep it down a bit mate,
anyone could be listening".

This is because if your boss, mum or girlfriend (especially this one) finds
out you own this game, they will instantly know that you will soon disappear
into a world of your own, only making contact with the real world to ask for
more coffee or knowledgeable advice on important things such as "That little
plane with the stubby wings keeps falling into the sea" or "How do I pick up
the whores?".

When you eventually leave the safety of your bedroom after a couple of
weeks, you will never feel the same, sizing up airports for entry ramps,
looking at women who shop at Gap through the sights of a sniper rifle and
will feel an overpowering urge to post to alt.games.grand-theft-auto at
least once a day with the question "Where are all the hidden packages".
Don't worry though, this is normal and will pass once you have hit 100% in
the game.

Let us know how you get on and remember - GTA is not just for Christmas,
it's for life.
RM.

[ B@CHFiRE ]

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Sep 20, 2002, 4:31:53 AM9/20/02

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What a beautiful story.. :-))

Beck

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Sep 20, 2002, 5:57:27 AM9/20/02

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LOL you have changed ;-)

Beck

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Sep 20, 2002, 5:58:21 AM9/20/02

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I am impressed ;-)

Beck

Paul Ovey

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Sep 20, 2002, 6:29:42 AM9/20/02

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Are we sure that we want people with an IQ as low as this playing GTA3??

What if they get lost in the map or stuck on a mission can you imagine the
amount of
posts!!! :

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Wart

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Sep 20, 2002, 8:44:15 AM9/20/02

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> lookin for a full copy

Go Outside your door, Carjack a car, crash it into a Toys R Us and run
to the software section and steal gta3.

adcb

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Sep 20, 2002, 9:50:57 AM9/20/02

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he could but he would end up just nicking the box, they always keep
the game seperate dont they? ;-)

DarkPoet

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Sep 20, 2002, 10:15:07 AM9/20/02

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the master has told me what i did was evil

long live the goat

darkpoet

mikey769

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Sep 20, 2002, 10:30:33 AM9/20/02

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wart...@my-deja.com (Wart) wrote in
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And keep on a look out for cops, FBI, and tanks. Oh! If you get caught,
go directly to jail. DO NOT PASS GO! Do not collect $200. Ooops, wrong
game. Oh by the way, if you kill anyone in the process, you get the death
penalty yourself. You don't get out scott free just like in GTA III.

contino

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Sep 20, 2002, 12:28:47 PM9/20/02

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i know this is all rather boring.......but.....

£17.99 from play.com!!........this is where i copied.......ahem....bought ..
mine from ;'{)

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Jesus christ!......smells quite nice!
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PeterBilt

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Sep 21, 2002, 1:37:42 AM9/21/02

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Here are four places on the internet you can find it but I would suggest you
actually go to one on these places and pick one up. If you go there you can
get it for free, just tell the guard at the door on the way out that I said
it's OK and for them to put it on my credit card.

http://www.compusa.com/products/product_info.asp?product_code=290603
http://www.bestbuy.com/software/Detail.asp?m=1023&e=11101801
http://www.cdaccess.com/html/quick/grandth3pr.htm
http://www.chumbo.com/info.asp?s=710425212031

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James Norverner.

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Sep 21, 2002, 12:30:23 PM9/21/02

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"DarkPoet" <darkp...@hotmale.com> wrote in message

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> the master has told me what i did was evil
>
> long live the goat

You mean Goatboy, surely?