what should I do about this girl agff?
cypher.rob
days ago. She's a young 20-something who currently
resides in a battered women's shelter (ran away from
abusive ex-boyfriend). Physically I know you guys would
hate on her like crazy (small, compact build) but there's
something about her personality that I really like. It helps
that I like to screw like mad stupid, of course. Anyway, I
told her to go to a library and set herself up an e-mail
account, which she did. Here's the e-mail she sent me:
"yo rob whats up not too much my way so sharon said too me u wanted to know
where i was i was still down here ive must have just missed u by a hot
minute so do u like me.do u have a g/f as if now .i think ure very sexy and
fine by the way ure legal age for mee to hook up wit u.so wanta say yes or
no i hope u are gonna get ure email and hook up wit me but if im not ure
type let me know so i wont be lead on too something u dont want in middle
so whats up between me and u maybe when i get bus fair if u want me too i
can come up and chill wit u if thats cool wit u when u kissed me i didnt
wanna u to think i was all over u were u going to kiss me on the lips if so
im sorry about that this is the 2nd email ive wrote to u do u have a p/c at
ure crib if so thats cool as hell well gotta
sexy see ya soon i hpoe real soon later love ure girl [deleted] or boo"
I think I should put her on my f-buddy list. What do you think?
(p.s. she's basically Irish (pale white, red hair, green eyes) and has
a fetish for black males (her ex was black))
--
"Cypher was generally being a lot worse in the case of flaming.
He began it, he continued it, he eventually ended it and began it
again. So it will probably continue for a long, long time."
- Falimortalis predicting the future in January 1998.
Philip
>days ago. She's a young 20-something who currently
>resides in a battered women's shelter (ran away from
>abusive ex-boyfriend). Physically I know you guys would
>hate on her like crazy (small, compact build)
It depends on how big her tits are.
but there's
>something about her personality that I really like. It helps
>that I like to screw like mad stupid, of course. Anyway, I
>told her to go to a library and set herself up an e-mail
>account, which she did. Here's the e-mail she sent me:
>
>"yo rob whats up not too much my way so sharon said too me u wanted to know
>where i was i was still down here ive must have just missed u by a hot
>minute so do u like me.do u have a g/f as if now .i think ure very sexy and
>fine by the way ure legal age for mee to hook up wit u.so wanta say yes or
>no i hope u are gonna get ure email and hook up wit me but if im not ure
>type let me know so i wont be lead on too something u dont want in middle
>so whats up between me and u maybe when i get bus fair if u want me too i
>can come up and chill wit u if thats cool wit u when u kissed me i didnt
>wanna u to think i was all over u were u going to kiss me on the lips if so
>im sorry about that this is the 2nd email ive wrote to u do u have a p/c at
>ure crib if so thats cool as hell well gotta
>sexy see ya soon i hpoe real soon later love ure girl [deleted] or boo"
>
GAH! My eyes cross when I try to read that.
>I think I should put her on my f-buddy list. What do you think?
>
If you can get some mad sex out of it.
Hell yes.
>(p.s. she's basically Irish (pale white, red hair, green eyes) and has
>a fetish for black males (her ex was black))
>
Is she ghetto?
cypher.rob
>>a fetish for black males (her ex was black))
>>
>
>Is she ghetto?
>
>
hood-rat from the flo' up. I have a special place in my
heart for white hoodrats. Freud would say it would have
something to do with the fact my mother occasionally
fancies herself one. Who knows.
Charon
Just one question before we start:
Why the fuck are you asking us?
> Preface: this is a girl that I met out of the blue a few
> days ago. She's a young 20-something who currently
> resides in a battered women's shelter (ran away from
> abusive ex-boyfriend).
So she's either now extremely pliable, or hard as steel. With
extremely pliable underneath a thin steel shell. But she's kinda too old
for the Make Your Perfect Woman program. Then again, that really didn't
work out as well as he thought it would anyhow.
Fuck it. If you're into playdough personalities, get on that
train and ride it.[1]
> Physically I know you guys would hate on her like crazy (small, compact
> build) but there's something about her personality that I really like. It
> helps that I like to screw like mad stupid, of course.
I assume you meant to say that she likes to screw like mad
stupid. It think we could surmise that you also like to screw like mad
stupid, being a guy and all. And it makes these sentences fit together a
lot better.
> Anyway, I told her to go to a library and set herself up an e-mail
> account, which she did. Here's the e-mail she sent me:
A winner is her.
> "yo rob whats up not too much my way so sharon said too me u wanted to know
> where i was i was still down here ive must have just missed u by a hot
> minute so do u like me.
She writes like a re-re. But once again, if you're into that
kind of thing...
> do u have a g/f as if now .i think ure very sexy and fine by the way ure
> legal age for mee to hook up wit u.
Here's the mark of a true paranoid. What girl gives a shit about
the age of consent?
> so wanta say yes or no i hope u are gonna get ure email and hook up wit me
> but if im not ure type let me know so i wont be lead on too something u
> dont want in middle so whats up between me and u maybe when i get bus fair
> if u want me too i can come up and chill wit u if thats cool wit u when u
> kissed me
You dipshit. Once you kiss them, they think it's True Love (not
to be mistaken with TRUE Love. (Okay, that was dumb. But hell. I'm in
the mood.))
> i didnt wanna u to think i was all over u were u going to kiss me on the
> lips if so im sorry about that this is the 2nd email ive wrote to u do u
> have a p/c at ure crib if so thats cool as hell
"Dam baby u in da ninetees wit dat col p/c no-how."
> well gotta sexy see ya soon i hpoe real soon later love ure girl [deleted]
> or boo"
>
> I think I should put her on my f-buddy list. What do you think?
f-whathuh? I thought you were asking whether you should hit it
or not (which prompted my initial confusion). You want to know if you
should put her on a buddy list? Fuck that. I sentence you to 10 repeated
listenings of Brittney Cleary's opus "IM Me".
> (p.s. she's basically Irish (pale white, red hair, green eyes) and has
> a fetish for black males (her ex was black))
She's also got a nice personality, I'd bet.
Charon
------------------------
GIV IT AL UP 4 DA BOOTIE
------------------------
[1] - Which reminds me of the conversation we had today about odd sexual
pratices, such as:
The Donkey Punch (1) - The more accepted version, where you're fucking a
girl (or whatever) in the ass, and when you're about to come, you punch
her in the back of the head, and the pain reflex makes her anus squeeze
tight.
The Donkey Punch (2) - The more amusing variant, as told by my friend
Jeff, in which you're doing a girl doggystyle, then quickly slip your
dick into her ass. When she turns around with a look of pain and
confusion, you punch her in the face. He calls this "Breakup Sex."
And finally, the thing that I was reminded of:
Rodeo - In which you are having sex with your girlfriend doggystyle, and
you have one of your friends pop out of the closet with a clown suit on,
and you see how long you can hang on. Unfortunately, this really isn't
compatable with Donkey Punch (2), as one or the other is likely to kill
off any chance of having sex with that partner again.
Cock Rocket (Pig Benis)
>Preface: this is a girl that I met out of the blue a few
>days ago. She's a young 20-something who currently
>resides in a battered women's shelter (ran away from
>abusive ex-boyfriend). Physically I know you guys would
>hate on her like crazy (small, compact build) but there's
>something about her personality that I really like. It helps
>that I like to screw like mad stupid, of course. Anyway, I
>told her to go to a library and set herself up an e-mail
>account, which she did. Here's the e-mail she sent me:
>
I think she's a future prostitute. This is against Cock Rocket's
rules. DIE DIE DIE TUNA BITCH.
>"yo rob whats up not too much my way so sharon said too me u wanted to know
>where i was i was still down here ive must have just missed u by a hot
>minute so do u like me.do u have a g/f as if now .i think ure very sexy and
>fine by the way ure legal age for mee to hook up wit u.so wanta say yes or
>no i hope u are gonna get ure email and hook up wit me but if im not ure
>type let me know so i wont be lead on too something u dont want in middle
>so whats up between me and u maybe when i get bus fair if u want me too i
>can come up and chill wit u if thats cool wit u when u kissed me i didnt
>wanna u to think i was all over u were u going to kiss me on the lips if so
>im sorry about that this is the 2nd email ive wrote to u do u have a p/c at
>ure crib if so thats cool as hell well gotta
>sexy see ya soon i hpoe real soon later love ure girl [deleted] or boo"
>
What charm she has. I think she's 12, intelligence-wise.
>I think I should put her on my f-buddy list. What do you think?
>
I think you should killfile her.
>(p.s. she's basically Irish (pale white, red hair, green eyes) and has
>a fetish for black males (her ex was black))
That's also against the Cock Rocket's rules.
"Choda boy, I think we have a job to do. Let's see how you like my
Cock Rocket!!!!!!"
--
Leader of the Usenet Wrecking Crew
Victims of the h0rax:
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Cyric The Mad
Optional Identity
Michael O'Neill
The Phantom Menace
Jesus Slut Fucker
Ari AssBandit
Rob Cypher
Hogarth
dowap
Andrusi
Klaas
Cybermoose
Gary Burnore
FJ
spooge
John Kimball
catrin alun
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David C. Wright
Crazy9000
Cock Rocket (Pig Benis)
(Charon) wrote:
>------------------------
>GIV IT AL UP 4 DA BOOTIE
>------------------------
>
>[1] - Which reminds me of the conversation we had today about odd sexual
>pratices, such as:
>
>The Donkey Punch (1) - The more accepted version, where you're fucking a
>girl (or whatever) in the ass, and when you're about to come, you punch
>her in the back of the head, and the pain reflex makes her anus squeeze
>tight.
>
>The Donkey Punch (2) - The more amusing variant, as told by my friend
>Jeff, in which you're doing a girl doggystyle, then quickly slip your
>dick into her ass. When she turns around with a look of pain and
>confusion, you punch her in the face. He calls this "Breakup Sex."
>
>And finally, the thing that I was reminded of:
>
>Rodeo - In which you are having sex with your girlfriend doggystyle, and
>you have one of your friends pop out of the closet with a clown suit on,
>and you see how long you can hang on. Unfortunately, this really isn't
>compatable with Donkey Punch (2), as one or the other is likely to kill
>off any chance of having sex with that partner again.
BALL-SACKING
(BAWL SA KING) v. - Covering a chick's face with your stretched out
ball sack.
ROAST BEEF CURTAIN (Rhoste bEEEf Kerton) n. - The outer labia of a
well-endowed chick, otherwise known as a Meat Drape.
HOT CARL (HAWT KAARL) n. - The act of defecating a huge pile of
steaming shit upon a glass coffee table under which a person lies.
PINK PIERRE (PINK Pee air) v. - When a chick Queephs (pussy farts) on
your face, may be voluntary or otherwise.
MANGINA (MAAN GINAE) n. - When a man places his penis and testicles
between his thighs so as to give the impression of having a vagina
rather than male genitalia.
MISSISSIPPI HOG-BACK GROWLER (Miss His Hip Pee HAWG Baak GR Owl er) n.
- rearview of the MANGINA, also known as a FRUITBOWL.
URETHRA FRANKLIN (EWE REE THRA FRANKLYNN) n. - Fellatio from a female
of African descent, developed during the 1960's in Detroit and
familiarized to the public by Motown Records.
JUSTIN CLEVELAND STEAMER (JUST INN CLEAVLUND STEEEMER) n. - the
retaliatory leaving of shit on (or in) a pillow.
Rob Browning
I can't believe you forgot the Dirty Sanchez.
Rob
Owner of 2501 Netstalker Points awarded by Corwin of Amber, mainly
because Atma's just too damn attractive to get away from.
Gave 7499 Netstalker Points to Cypher because there's no such thing as
a good day on AGFF without JT bashing!
"Rob only thinks people that agree with him are smart."
--Do I really need to explain?
ATMA-INSULTS-ME-FOR-NO-APPARENT-REASON QUOTES SECTION:
(And I'm the obsessed one!)
"Anytime I can get in an insult at that dumbass, I'll jump at it like
Browning jumps at 'all you can eat' at ihop."
--Atma, referring to George W. Bush
"Who's in more need of medication/therapy/jail time? Cypher, or Rob
Browning?"
--Atma
"Maybe you can convince Rob to cancel one of his gay porno site
subscriptions for a month and donate the money to you."
--Atma, responding to Avenger's plug of his BAR Fund (I assume he's
talking about me, even though it would make a lot more sense if he
was talking about Cypher.)
"Asking Small Racist to think it like asking you to walk away from a
buffet before the company files for bankruptcy."
--Atma, replying to a post of mine about SG
"What's the point in giving the explanation when everyone except you
(and maybe Rob Browning) is smart enough to see it anyway?"
--Atma, refusing to explain a PKB claim to Cock Rocket
"Browning ate him."
--Atma, referring to Seb
Cock Rocket (Pig Benis)
I have more. You need to ration the comedy, or else it gets boring.
Animeg3282
>What charm she has. I think she's 12, intelligence-wise.
>
For some reason, I don't think Cypher will be asking her views of philosophy,
if you know what I mean..
Hana no Kaitou
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Rob Browning
Rocket (Pig Benis)) wrote:
But the Dirty Sanchez? Christ, man, you should always mention that at
the beginning!
Cock Rocket (Pig Benis)
<rbr...@learnlink.emory.edu> wrote:
Then I would be a trendy fucking pussy. Everyone knows what one is
already.
Animeg3282
>Then I would be a trendy fucking pussy. Everyone knows what one is
>already.
>
I don't know what a Dirty Sanchez is!
Cock Rocket (Pig Benis)
wrote:
>Cock Rocket said:
>
>>Then I would be a trendy fucking pussy. Everyone knows what one is
>>already.
>>
>
>I don't know what a Dirty Sanchez is!
>
Don't ask me you give you one either, you skank-ass ho-bag.
Animeg3282
>Don't ask me you give you one either, you skank-ass ho-bag.
>
*blinks* Why would I ask you to give me something that I don't even know what
it is? For all I know, you could mean tying me up and throwing me off a
bridge....
Cock Rocket (Pig Benis)
wrote:
>Cock Rocket said:
>
>>Don't ask me you give you one either, you skank-ass ho-bag.
>>
>
>*blinks* Why would I ask you to give me something that I don't even know what
>it is? For all I know, you could mean tying me up and throwing me off a
>bridge....
A dirty sanchez is pretty much a shit moustache.
Animeg3282
>A dirty sanchez is pretty much a shit moustache.
That's real gross. But grosser things happen every day...
Sailor Neppy-chan! ^_^ LOL
>(p.s. she's basically Irish (pale white, red hair, green eyes)
Like my current stalking victim.
--
Nepchewn "John 'Creexul' Cable" Salad (AIM name: Neptune Salad)
http://clansrgay.clanpages.com/
Having what appears to be my own website domain makes me, as a person, better than you.
"YEY CREEXUL LOL"
- Robert "Obsessed with Amtuh" BrownNOSING
"YAY CREEXUL LOL."
- Zach "WILD" Sinrod
"YAY CREEXUL LOL."
- Ivan "SOUL MAN" Rorick (because he will eat your SOUL)
"YAY CREEXUL LOL"
- Crisis (no last name given)
"Add me to your yay creexul sig!!!!!!!!"
- John Binky, who is overweight BECAUSE HE EATS PIZZA
"Stop trying to get into the CREEXUL sig, bandwagon hopper!"
- Jason "Jealousy" Crwlaobr
"ADD ME TO THE CREEXUL SIG OR I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU ^_^"
- J "I WILL HURT YOU MARY IN ALL CAPS" T
"Minds like theirs are wasted in bodies that don't shoot 75 bullets a minute."
- Cypher "Better Than JT" Loweey, about us
"I would write 'YAY CREEXUL LOL!!! ^_^ !!! :D' but that would sound suckupish..."
- Corblor "Fossilized Mosquito Inside" of Amber
Sailor Neppy-chan! ^_^ LOL
>>>(p.s. she's basically Irish (pale white, red hair, green eyes) and has
>>>a fetish for black males (her ex was black))
>>>
>>
>>Is she ghetto?
>>
>>
>
>hood-rat from the flo' up. I have a special place in my
>heart for white hoodrats. Freud would say it would have
>something to do with the fact my mother occasionally
>fancies herself one. Who knows.
You should probably fuck the shit out of her until she explodes.