Hrm..I'm in a bind.
Cefca Ramen
> My friend and I snuck out of the house to head down and hang out at Walmart
> (Which apparantly is the 'cool' place since it's new) Supercenter, and I saw
> a girl there. I got her number, and...well, you know that I'm just the stud.
> Anyways, we're back at home and hanging out on our street, skateboarding,
> and stuff. The girl down the street comes out. We hung out for like 4 hours
> just messing around and stuff. I'm strangely attracted to her now. Damnit,
> what do I do? ><
You picked up a chick at the Walmart? O_o?
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Cefca Ramen
> On Tue, 25 Jul 2000 22:06:57 -0500, Cefca Ramen
> <ramen_junkEYTH...@hotmail.cm> wrote:
>
> >Murkrow: Musashiden Dies, kanji...@yahoo.com :
> >> My friend and I snuck out of the house to head down and hang out at Walmart
> >> (Which apparantly is the 'cool' place since it's new) Supercenter, and I saw
> >> a girl there. I got her number, and...well, you know that I'm just the stud.
> >> Anyways, we're back at home and hanging out on our street, skateboarding,
> >> and stuff. The girl down the street comes out. We hung out for like 4 hours
> >> just messing around and stuff. I'm strangely attracted to her now. Damnit,
> >> what do I do? ><
> >
> >You picked up a chick at the Walmart? O_o?
> >
>
> weighed 4 tons :)
Wal-Mart is like K-Mart with class.
crisis
>
> "Murkrow: Musashiden Dies" <kanji...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
> >My friend and I snuck out of the house to head down and hang out at Walmart
> >(Which apparantly is the 'cool' place since it's new) Supercenter, and I saw
> >a girl there. I got her number, and...well, you know that I'm just the stud.
> >Anyways, we're back at home and hanging out on our street, skateboarding,
> >and stuff. The girl down the street comes out. We hung out for like 4 hours
> >just messing around and stuff. I'm strangely attracted to her now. Damnit,
> >what do I do? ><
>
> don't go there late at night.
It depends on where you live. If you're in an area where the Wal-Marts
are the most exciting things in the entire town*, then the non-hos in
town probably have nothing better to do anyway. If you live anywhere
with
a decent number of things to do, chances are they'll be out doing those
things instead. (Absolutely no reason to go to a Wal-Mart when there are
half a dozen under-21 nightclubs in the area, but when the the rest of
downtown consists of antique stores and doctor's officies, what the hell
else are you going to do?)
* I have been to places where this is precicely the situation. My
grandmother once wondered aloud how I could possibly get bored in her
hometown, on the grounds that the town has TWO Wal-Marts as opposed
to one. Really.
> Actually, if I go to Wal-Mart late at night, it's for the famed
> Wal-Mart Derby. There are two ways to do this:
>
> First way, you run around the store, and fill up a shopping cart with
> the most random stuff you can find, then leave it in the toy
> department.
>
> The second way is even more fun. You grab a shopping cart and go on a
> mission. Fill it up with lingerie, whipped cream, polaroid film,
> rope, toy handcuffs, condomw, a disposable enema, one of those big
> foam noodles, and anything else that is used primarily for a sexual
> purpose, especially at two in the morning. Then either leave that
> somewhere innappropriate (in front of the fish is always fun), or if
> you have really big balls, go to the cash register with the lady who
> looks the most like your grandmother. Wait until they ring it up, and
> then pull out the wallet, realizing only then that you have only ten
> dollars. Say 'My mistake' and just walk out.
When I go back east on vacation, I am going to do this whether anyone
I know likes it or not.
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Murkrow: Musashiden Dies
(Which apparantly is the 'cool' place since it's new) Supercenter, and I saw
a girl there. I got her number, and...well, you know that I'm just the stud.
Anyways, we're back at home and hanging out on our street, skateboarding,
and stuff. The girl down the street comes out. We hung out for like 4 hours
just messing around and stuff. I'm strangely attracted to her now. Damnit,
what do I do? ><
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Murkrow: Musashiden Dies wrote:
>
> My friend and I snuck out of the house to head down and hang out at Walmart
> (Which apparantly is the 'cool' place since it's new) Supercenter, and I saw
> a girl there. I got her number, and...well, you know that I'm just the stud.
> Anyways, we're back at home and hanging out on our street, skateboarding,
> and stuff. The girl down the street comes out. We hung out for like 4 hours
> just messing around and stuff. I'm strangely attracted to her now. Damnit,
> what do I do? ><
>
Die like the scum you are.
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throw away like some five dollar whore. do they ever think about the
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>My friend and I snuck out of the house to head down and hang out at Walmart
>(Which apparantly is the 'cool' place since it's new) Supercenter, and I saw
>a girl there. I got her number, and...well, you know that I'm just the stud.
>Anyways, we're back at home and hanging out on our street, skateboarding,
>and stuff. The girl down the street comes out. We hung out for like 4 hours
>just messing around and stuff. I'm strangely attracted to her now. Damnit,
>what do I do? ><
Wow. You usually only find trashbag hos at Wal-Mart. That's why I
don't go there late at night.
Actually, if I go to Wal-Mart late at night, it's for the famed
Wal-Mart Derby. There are two ways to do this:
First way, you run around the store, and fill up a shopping cart with
the most random stuff you can find, then leave it in the toy
department.
The second way is even more fun. You grab a shopping cart and go on a
mission. Fill it up with lingerie, whipped cream, polaroid film,
rope, toy handcuffs, condomw, a disposable enema, one of those big
foam noodles, and anything else that is used primarily for a sexual
purpose, especially at two in the morning. Then either leave that
somewhere innappropriate (in front of the fish is always fun), or if
you have really big balls, go to the cash register with the lady who
looks the most like your grandmother. Wait until they ring it up, and
then pull out the wallet, realizing only then that you have only ten
dollars. Say 'My mistake' and just walk out.
James Michael Anderson
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Luke Drelick
<ramen_junkEYTH...@hotmail.cm> wrote:
>Murkrow: Musashiden Dies, kanji...@yahoo.com :
>> My friend and I snuck out of the house to head down and hang out at Walmart
>> (Which apparantly is the 'cool' place since it's new) Supercenter, and I saw
>> a girl there. I got her number, and...well, you know that I'm just the stud.
>> Anyways, we're back at home and hanging out on our street, skateboarding,
>> and stuff. The girl down the street comes out. We hung out for like 4 hours
>> just messing around and stuff. I'm strangely attracted to her now. Damnit,
>> what do I do? ><
>
Cliezon
The Laughing Vigilante was saying something along the lines of:
> "Murkrow: Musashiden Dies" <kanji...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
> >My friend and I snuck out of the house to head down and hang out at Walmart
> >(Which apparantly is the 'cool' place since it's new) Supercenter, and I saw
> >a girl there. I got her number, and...well, you know that I'm just the stud.
> >Anyways, we're back at home and hanging out on our street, skateboarding,
> >and stuff. The girl down the street comes out. We hung out for like 4 hours
> >just messing around and stuff. I'm strangely attracted to her now. Damnit,
> >what do I do? ><
>
> Wow. You usually only find trashbag hos at Wal-Mart. That's why I
> don't go there late at night.
>
> Actually, if I go to Wal-Mart late at night, it's for the famed
> Wal-Mart Derby. There are two ways to do this:
>
> First way, you run around the store, and fill up a shopping cart with
> the most random stuff you can find, then leave it in the toy
> department.
>
> The second way is even more fun. You grab a shopping cart and go on a
> mission. Fill it up with lingerie, whipped cream, polaroid film,
> rope, toy handcuffs, condomw, a disposable enema, one of those big
> foam noodles, and anything else that is used primarily for a sexual
> purpose, especially at two in the morning. Then either leave that
> somewhere innappropriate (in front of the fish is always fun), or if
> you have really big balls, go to the cash register with the lady who
> looks the most like your grandmother. Wait until they ring it up, and
> then pull out the wallet, realizing only then that you have only ten
> dollars. Say 'My mistake' and just walk out.
Ooh. That needs to be added to the list of things to do before one dies.
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Tekhne
did decide to speak unto the world thusly:
>My friend and I snuck out of the house to head down and hang out at Walmart
>(Which apparantly is the 'cool' place since it's new) Supercenter, and I saw
>a girl there. I got her number, and...well, you know that I'm just the stud.
>Anyways, we're back at home and hanging out on our street, skateboarding,
>and stuff. The girl down the street comes out. We hung out for like 4 hours
>just messing around and stuff. I'm strangely attracted to her now. Damnit,
>what do I do? ><
If it's love, make love ;-)
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|
|
| Murkrow: Musashiden Dies wrote:
| >
| > My friend and I snuck out of the house to head down and hang out at
Walmart
| > (Which apparantly is the 'cool' place since it's new) Supercenter, and I
saw
| > a girl there. I got her number, and...well, you know that I'm just the
stud.
| > Anyways, we're back at home and hanging out on our street,
skateboarding,
| > and stuff. The girl down the street comes out. We hung out for like 4
hours
| > just messing around and stuff. I'm strangely attracted to her now.
Damnit,
| > what do I do? ><
| >
|
Eyeglazer
>
>
>The Laughing Vigilante was saying something along the lines of:
>
>> "Murkrow: Musashiden Dies" <kanji...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>>
>> >My friend and I snuck out of the house to head down and hang out at Walmart
>> >(Which apparantly is the 'cool' place since it's new) Supercenter, and I saw
>> >a girl there. I got her number, and...well, you know that I'm just the stud.
>> >Anyways, we're back at home and hanging out on our street, skateboarding,
>> >and stuff. The girl down the street comes out. We hung out for like 4 hours
>> >just messing around and stuff. I'm strangely attracted to her now. Damnit,
>> >what do I do? ><
>>
>> Wow. You usually only find trashbag hos at Wal-Mart. That's why I
>> don't go there late at night.
>>
>> Actually, if I go to Wal-Mart late at night, it's for the famed
>> Wal-Mart Derby. There are two ways to do this:
>>
>> First way, you run around the store, and fill up a shopping cart with
>> the most random stuff you can find, then leave it in the toy
>> department.
>>
>> The second way is even more fun. You grab a shopping cart and go on a
>> mission. Fill it up with lingerie, whipped cream, polaroid film,
>> rope, toy handcuffs, condomw, a disposable enema, one of those big
>> foam noodles, and anything else that is used primarily for a sexual
>> purpose, especially at two in the morning. Then either leave that
>> somewhere innappropriate (in front of the fish is always fun), or if
>> you have really big balls, go to the cash register with the lady who
>> looks the most like your grandmother. Wait until they ring it up, and
>> then pull out the wallet, realizing only then that you have only ten
>> dollars. Say 'My mistake' and just walk out.
>
>Ooh. That needs to be added to the list of things to do before one dies.
You need to put that list in your sig where we can see it and try
things out. ;)
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"Please don't sodomize the cabbit."
- CX.
"I was eating one of those PepperRidge Farm cookies, and I noticed that
the bag the cookies come in has a large picture of the cookie on it.
In little tiny letters next to it, it says, 'enlarged to show texture.'
I couldn't help but conclude that this should have been written on
Tifa's breasts."
- Cunnilingus Breath
"If I meet the guy who's ideal woman is 400 pounds, seventy years old,
and pisses in his mouth while tied up and fucking a horse, and is his
sister, I will take great pleasure in hitting him in the head with a
baseball bat."
- Dave G.
"The cows are not what they seem..."
- Leareth
"Operator? I'd like to speak to the bluff of one Mr. Vant, please."
- St. Kain, calling my bluff...when I wasn't bluffing. <evil laugh>
".......Damnit, you just tricked me, didn't you?"
- Kathy
"And once again I get sigged after you trick me."
- Kathy again, moments later. <evil grin>
"This is what they call a mission critical thing. Your ISP is not
good for mission critical operations."
- Dave G.
"Discolored zits on your ass are not sources of evil."
- Atma.
"Consider yourself honored, my friend. You are the first person I have
ever killfiled after only one post."
- Sean, to a troll.
"Ah, the dump that is the public school system...."
- Falimortalis
"It's rather like getting a rectal exam with a claw hammer...."
- Dave G., on Linux installations.
"You had to ask me to come up with a shape for a statue made of
COW POOP?!?!"
- Craxton.
"Well, at least this has gotten my mind off the dull ache in my
balls."
- Greg Cook.
"I can't be mad at my mom anymore! And she commited the
ultimately Evil crime of disturbing orgasm! I'm too happy! O_o"
- Kathy.
"Be quiet before I drone you."
- Shoot_Me, after building a 200 drone army in SC.
"I learned something today. No matter how many penguins occupy
the same area, their urine is not enough in quantity to make
all the snow yellow."
- Pigwalk
"What have you done to my rabid, man eating security armadillo?"
- Edwyn
"The Brillo pad is your friend."
- Edwyn again.
"Who needs a bed? Tifa's breasts are big enough to seat at LEAST 7
billion."
- Atma
"I dare someone to use the pickup line 'May I have the distinct
pleasure of urinating down your cleavage?' I guarantee you'll
get a reaction with that line."
- Thierry Nguyen
"May I have the distinct pleasure of urinating between your
buttcheeks?"
- Jonny, moments later.
"I'm not in a fight with Josh, I just wish he would die."
- Small Girl.
"It's so small...I can't even find it!"
- Dilbert
"Disk error in drive A: [A]bort, [R]etry, [I]nfluence with large hammer?"
- Grudal
"Geez, just a little demonic summoning and the entire conversation
goes down the toilet...."
- Sean Dougherty
"Additionally, when a gun is fired, it leaves a residue which can be
traced back to whomever fired it, so if you kill someone, wash your
hands. (Note: Don't shoot people.)"
- Dave G.
"I feel good now. I've done my good deed for the decade."
- Atma
"But considering that I can't stand hypocrisy, being a hypocrite
myself makes me doubly hypocritical. :P"
- St. Kain.
"Heck, We public school students ARE indentured servants: We have
to serve 12 years without pay and were never asked if we wanted
to join or not."
- From the Dilbert LOTD.
"This is America. We only punish [people] for doing shit like hitchhiking."
- Atma.
"Can I have my dick back, Atma?"
- Funkidelic
"The police have informed me that 98% of all traffic accidents are
caused by you 6 guys."
- Moe, "The Simpsons."
"Noooo!! You ain't digging holes through meeee!!!!!"
- X, taking the term 'bore' dreadfully out of context.
"Blizzard!? I'll tell you about a danged blizzard! Back in Nam! Nam, I
tells ya! Now there was a blizzard! Yeah! Them Germans were a tough bunch,
but I showed them who was the queen of the sugar plum fairies! Ha ha ha
*hack* *cough*"
-Edwyn, after Amy remarked that she didn't remeber any Blizzard in 1993.
"Being female means...asking if you're fat and not accepting either answer."
- Cilamene (female, I might add, before anyone crucifies me. ;)
"My parents asked my college-age cousin if he was going to pay for a
vacation for his parents after graduating and getting a good job. His
respose: 'Yeah, to Kosovo.'"
- Cil again. :)
"Aackk! Help me! I'm home alone and the toilet's making weird noises!!"
- *and* again...
"...okay then. Just don't scare her away. <wants a piece> Gahh! Bad brain,
bad brain. <wants to have a respectful platonic relationship> .... just
shut up, Dave...just shut up."
- Dave G.
"ATTENTION, PASSENGERS. THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN WINKY SPEAKING. THE PENIS IS
NOW LOCKED IN AN UPRIGHT POSITION. THANK YOU."
- X
"I dunno about you, but I like my girls in a resolution slightly higher
than 40 X 32."
- Ditto
"Mmmm? Yoda want some nookie with wookie? Yes yes."
- Greg
"There's a post about it somewhere, but I forget what it's called. In the
end it was discovered that AGFF is really little Tommy Rogers of Rosevelt,
Kansas, whose father owns a textile factory. He enjoys pudding."
- Wyvern, on the multiple personality that is Agff.
"Sarcasm overload, switching to backup boosters...."
- Atma
"Fortunately, their inspection has come and gone. Now I can turn my room
back into a conflagration waiting to happen, a pyromaniac's dream come true,
a room that does the arsonist's job for him, a room where you'd better
watch your temper because if it flares up so will the room.... a room that,
at any second, could suddenly turn into an offshoot of the seventh circle
of HELL.... or, in a pinch, Slough, which is the next best thing."
- St. Kain. (Slough is a very unpleasant town in England)
"Awright! Well, I want that written on my tombstone! Sod any mathematical
achievements I may accomplish in my life, or any progeny I may leave behind,
when I die, I want my tombstone to read "Here lies Kain Aron Highwind,
who pushed Eyeglazer's .sig over 1000 lines" - THERE's a place in the
history books for me!"
- St. Kain again. :)
"Actually, that might be a good ide----I didn't say that *whistles
innocently* Let's move swiftly on...."
- Kim Wild, in e-mail.
"I try to whack off once a day. Keeps me from getting bitchy."
- Dave G.
"Now you are the only human left on the face of the planet. Cannibal
mutations, carnivorous aliens, and evil spirits are your only
neighbors."
- Doom II.
"One of them had an Amaco gas pump between his legs and was
pretending it was his penis. That is the truth."
- Jake, "The Waste Lands."
"Openly lesbian couple? No, no. I love Edwyn, too, but that doesn't mean
I'm into bestiality."
- Merry Widow
"The main reason people hate the DMV is because they're the worst
photographers on the face of the Earth."
- Kathy.
"And now I've inadvertantly contributed to the problem I finally
allowed myself to bitch about! ARHGHGHGIREOHGerhge!"
- Greg, after complaining about my sig and being added to it.
"Hey, at least I can actually get some action from my FF8 CD if I
want it."
- Ford.
"Linda, don't worry, I have complete confidence in my cock."
- Marcus Yu
"Forgive me if I don't know how best to react to this
without seeming either pryish or an inconsiderate ass :)"
- Slipgate
"No sex in AGFF is a very good thing. If AGFFers learned to reproduce,
the world would be in horrible danger."
- Atma
"...stop mocking me. I'm mocking you right now. We can't both mock
at the same time."
- Dave G.
"I think I need to electrocute some lab rats. Yes, that'll make me
feel better. [wanders away]"
- Cilamene
"If I was any more metal, I'd set off airport alarms."
- JT.
"Stop it, I don't need any more hope. I've got too much already."
- Atma. ;)
"Put the pen away before I hurt you, 'Glazer. O_o"
- Kathy
"Dude, if the fabric of reality is crumbling, could you please
let me in on it?"
- Dave G.
"You WOULDN'T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
- Kain. Does it really matter what the context was? ;)
-------------------------
The Wizard's Rules:
-------------------------
Wizard's First Rule:
A person will believe any falsehood, either because he
wants to believe it, or he fears it is so.
Wizard's Second Rule:
The worst harm can result from the best intentions.
Wizard's Third Rule:
Passion rules reason.
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Soliloquies
-------------------------
"Tomorrow, freedom disappears at 8:10 AM...
But can I mourn, knowing all along that this day would
eventually come?
The day where freedom, love, and career, are eradicated and
destroyed, money becomes a myth once again as does such
luxuries as sleep, personal life, or personal art.
All for 'Education'.
Can I mourn?
Oh, but I do. Such sadness fills me, for education steals
away the hearts of the strongest men, steals away their
will and their dreams, makes little more than painted puppets
of a system known to cause more pain and loss than career
and success.
I mourn. As I mourn for my dead grandmother, and for the
sensibilities of early man.
I mourn."
- Falimortalis.
-------------------------
"Don't you love those ads on TV for prescription drugs? First
you see all these happy people dancing and running on the beach and serving
each other Jell-O, when the announcer tells you how you've been living a lie
and it's time to admit that you suffer from hair loss and that as a direct
result of your hair loss, everyone hates you, including all the people in
this commercial,who have hired the cast of Resivior Dogs to kill you.
And then, as the happy people eat thier Jell-O and hug thier damn babies, we
learn how we can get this incredible drug that will end all hair loss and
give your pathetic excuse for an exsitence a shred of meaning once again.
And at this point we see the happy people collecting seashells, discovering
cures for cancer, single-handedly defeating entire professional basketball
teams in a game of HORSE, etc. All to distract you as the announcer says, in
as happy a way possible
that, "Roxinabletricleminoxideltaclepikachumandrexamine may cause vomiting,
impotence, spontanous combustion, diariaha so potent that the force of your
farts will propel you across rooms, civil war, the cancellation of The
Practice, your ass to collapse, any children that you may ever have to
de-evolve into vicious baboons upon contact with the Earth's atmosphere, a
career boost for Charlie Sheen, certain death for you and everyone you know,
an ABBA reunion tour, and some mild headaches. If you are ever planning to
come in contact with any other living creature ever again please do not take
this product."
And then the happy people, still giddy after saving the earth from the alien
forces, all wave at you and the announcer reminds you that they'll never
like you unless you have hair."
- Wyvern.
-------------------------
"Yes. Those are the ones where you live to see the next save point,
and when you finally look up at the clock, you see it's 4:00 AM, so
you say, "But I've got to finish this next quest.. I can't have that
much more to do..." but then there are sidequests. The character who
you have to have with you to get to see the General is cut off from
the rest of the party. His love interest gets a terrible illness. You
have to find a cure. The world rearranges. Baal unleases Gaia. You
know, shit happens.
And, the next thing you know, you haven't slept for three days, you
can't see anymore, and you're still wandering around that one damn
labrynthine cave, looking for a treasure chest that may not even be
there, because you can't remember what the NPC said exactly that lead
you to the point where you're at. And then you run into one of those
damn Evil Oscars, and you haven't saved for three hours. He puts all
your guys to sleep, poisons them, imps them, and confuses them. They
kill each other.
You say, 'Fuck this.' And don't play that game for two months.
And this, my friend, is why RPGers always are a little different. <twitch, twitch>"
- Dave G.
-------------------------
"Two houses on my street are having a war. One of them lives down on the
corner of the street, the other lives next to my neighbor, Bob G. They are
always dressed up in camouflage and are carrying guns around the street.
Sometimes I see tanks and hummers driving down the street, and some days
there's dead people lying on the side of the road. It's been a bloody
battle, neither side is showing any signs of backing down. I think the war
started when the Nelsons didn't invite the Smiths to their block party last
spring and the following Monday Mr. Smith threw a grenade at the Nelson's
son as he was getting off the school bus. He missed and just blew up the
bus, but the Nelsons got the message. Ever since then the streets have been
filled with the sound of gunfire. Both families have been calling in other
family members/troops from all over the country. They've built large armies.
The Reynolds (another family on my street) joined the war a few months back,
but they were all killed when The Smiths burned their house down. Mr.
Reynolds survived, but I ran him over a few days later when I tried to dodge
a squirrel. I ended up hitting the squirrel anyway."
-------------------------
"Below is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson.
This was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. After the wedding at the
reception, the groom got up on stage at the microphone to talk to the crowd.
He said that he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long
distances, to support them at their wedding. He especially wanted to thank
the bride's and groom's families for coming and to thank his new
father-in-law for providing such a fabulous reception. To thank everyone for
coming and bringing gifts and everything, he said he wanted to give everyone
a special gift from just him. So he taped to the bottom of everyone's chair
was a manila envelope including the wedding party. He said that was his gift
to everyone, and told everyone to open the envelopes. Inside each manila
envelope was a 8x10 picture of his best man having sex with the bride. (He
had gotten suspicious of the two of them and hired a private detective to
trail them weeks prior to the wedding.) After he stood there and watched the
people's reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and
said "Fuck you," he turned to the bride and said "Fuck you," and then he
turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said "I'm out of here." He had the
marriage annulled first thing that Monday morning. While most of us would
have broken off the engagement immediately after finding out about the
affair, this guy goes through with it anyway as if nothing was wrong.
His revenge:
1) Making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300 guest wedding and
reception.
2) Letting everyone know exactly what did happen.
3) And best of all, trashing the bride's and best man's reputations in front
of all of their friends, their entire families
i.e. their parents, brothers, sisters, grandparents, nieces and nephews,etc.
This guy has balls the size of church bells."
- Washuu-Chan.
-------------------------
<quoted post>
Coli: "Illegal shit is the only shit worth finding."
JT: "I'm so metal I shit power tools."
Eyeglazer: "Same shit, different day."
Cliezon: "Confusing, this shit is."
Greg Cook: "I'm too old for this shit."
CabbitXtreme: "Here's a ninety-page story about a cabbit and a big
pile of shit..."
Avenger: "I don't care about any of your nasty poop."
Kain: <vomits in wastebasket>
Rob Browning: "Damn, that's one big pile of shit."
John Ford: "Your opinion is shit because it's not the opinion I told
you to have."
Atma: "STFU, cumguzzling shitbird."
Small Girl: "Oh, look at the cute pile of shit! I'm going to name you
Clarisse!"
Ramen Junkie: "I have a shitty job."
Funk: "That shit's nothing compared to my huge cock."
Linda: "Snip your piece of shit sig, coli!"
Justin Sueno: "A sig without me is like a toilet without shit."
Cypher: "Let's smoke this shit."
Dr. Evil: "Read my shit or pay me... ONE MILLION DOLLARS!"
Jason: "I don't give enough shit to say more than one sentence at a
time."
Nick Zitzmann: "If I post the FAQ, all this shit will go away."
A.Weirdo: "I'm not taking any racist shit from anybody."
Sky Render: "Who translated this shit?!"
Kwarlord: "If it's not Nintendo, it's shit."
Charon: "The undead don't NEED to give a shit."
Jiro: "Whatcha gonna do when the shit of Jiromania comes, boy?!"
</quoted post>
- AGFF Feces.
-------------------------
Once upon a midnight dreary, while I websurfed, weak and weary,
..Over many a strange and spurious website of 'hot chicks galore',
..While I clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning,
..And my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour.
.."'Tis not possible," I muttered, "give me back my cheap hardcore!" -
Quoth the server: "404".
- Unknown.
-------------------------
"In the beginning, Man created God, and in the image of Man
created He Him.
And Man gave unto God a multitude of names, that he might be
Lord over all the earth when it was suited to Man.
And on the seven millionth day Man rested and leaned heavily
upon his God and saw that it was good.
And Man formed Aqualung of the dust of the ground, and a
host of others likened unto his kind.
And these lesser men Man did cast into the void. And some were
burned; and some were put apart from their kind.
And Man became the God that he had created and with his
miracles did rule over all the earth.
But as all these things did come to pass, the Spirit that
did cause Man to create his God lived on within all men; even
within Aqualung.
And Man saw it not.
But for Christ's sake he'd better start looking."
- Jethro Tull.
-------------------------
"I was told today that I should be happy, because I am
finally entering the real world. I am 18 and leaving
highschool for this real world.
Well I have a few things to say to all of you about to
go out into the real world.
To all of you that have ever held a friends head as they
threw up the three bottles of pills they had just swallowed.
To all of you who have ever been woken up at 3 in the
morning by a friend calling you hysterically crying to
tell you that another friend had just been killed in a car
crash.
To all of you that have kept the dirty secret of your what
your father did to you when you were only 5.
To all of you that have spent an entire night studying for
a test becuase you knew that if you failed it you would be
held back a year.
To all of you that have sat with a gun against your temple
wishing you had a friend.
To all of you who have laid on the ground while a group of
people soruonded you to kick you until your arm and three
ribs were broken.
To all of you who have sat frozen in place as a teenager
with a gun shot those around you.
To all of you that have pulled your newspaper blanket around
you in the cold of the night wishing you had a home to sleep in.
To all of you who spent agnozing days of your lives trying
to kick your heroin habit, only to fail again.
To all of you that have just sat down to cry as you realised
that the world was against you.
To all of you that have stood in front of the abortion clinic
trying to decide.
To all of you that have watched a smart creative person hide
there mind for fear of being insulted and degraded by there peers.
To all of you that have known that you have a monster lurking
in your soul and have fought to quell its hunger.
To all of you that have walked up to the casket of the person
whose life you stole by sitting behind the wheel of that car drunk.
To all of you that have watched your father waste away from the
cancer that infested him.
To all of you that have been held down while the guy you thought
you could trust raped you.
To all of you that have worn sunglasses to hide the bruises
your mom left on you for not cleaning your room.
To all of you that have pulled a half eaten penut butter and
jelly sandwich from the garbage becuase it was the first thing
you had seen to eat in three days.
To all of you I say:
Our simple carefree lives of children are over."
- Michael Hill.
-------------------------
"The meaning of life is simply something that religions have strived
to define for ages; that is, concrete proof that their way of believing
is the right way of believing. Because I am rather a nihilist, and
an athiest, I cannot accept that there is a giant cosmic secret that
would tell me how to be happy and healthy and live in God's good
grace. As I observe humanity, the endless diversity and variety,
such an idea becomes absurd to me, because all these people are
seeking the meaning of life, as though they themselves are not living
in the way they think fit. My place as a human is not to judge
the validity of various people's claims, and I can no longer believe
that science will reveal the meaning of life, because our minds and
scientific systems are not even equipped the measure that most
fundamental of universal theory- that of the concept of infinity.
It is because of these reasons that no, I cannot beleive in a soul,
nor a god, not a unified field theory. I believe that my life is
what I make of it, be it good or bad, because in the end, we're the
ones who control our fates, most of the time. My enemies are those
who try to gain control over my life, so they can count me as another
believer in their philosophy. The meaning of my life is to love and
be loved by Jolene, because she validates my existence, as I validate
hers. Who are we, if no one loves us, I ask you?
Plus, I have a really cool hat, and that has to count for something."
- Dave G.
-------------------------
"This is our world now... the world of the electron and the switch,
the beauty of the baud. We make use of a service already existing
without paying for what could be dirt-cheap if it wasn't run by
profiteering gluttons, and you call us criminals. We explore... and
you call us criminals. We seek after knowledge... and you call us
criminals. We exist without skin colour, without nationality, without
religious bias... and you call us criminals. You build atomic bombs,
you wage wars, you murder, cheat, and lie to us and try to make us
believe it's for our own good, yet we're the criminals.
Yes, I am a criminal. My crime is that of curiosity. My crime is that
of judging people by what they say and think, not what they look like.
My crime is that of outsmarting you, something that you will never
forgive me for. I am a hacker, and this is my manifesto. You may
stop this individual, but you can't stop us all... after all, we're
all alike."
- The Mentor, "The Conscience of a Hacker"
-------------------------
AIM and Fire:
-------------------------
Eyeglazer: Heh. I had about four times the kills you
did.
DaveG 1000: ...oh really?
Eyeglazer: Yep. :)
DaveG 1000: <dryly> That's just because you couldn't
keep your finger off the big red button.
(Dave and I, after I nuked his ass at Starcraft. <evil
laugh>)
-------------------------
Eyeglazer: Murphy has been unkind to me lately. 'Tis
only to be expected.
DaveG 1000: Karma, man.
Eyeglazer: Heh. What'd I do to deserve the punishment, eh? ;)
DaveG 1000: Every StarCraft game you've ever played.
(Dave and I again. Pretty self-explanatory. :)
-------------------------
Eyeglazer: Hmph. I guess if they'd figured out what it
meant, they'd've already crucified me for it.
Neo Atma: True
Eyeglazer: Either that or they're still trying to figure
out what the hell to do about it. O_o
Neo Atma: Maybe they're afraid if they say anything
you'll turn them into frogs. :)
(Atma and I, after I found out that my parents had removed
my books on magic from my desk drawer)
-------------------------
Bane Final: My girlfriend is bragging about her ethernet....
Katya Moon: Ouch.
Bane Final: Goddammit.
Katya Moon: LOL!
John007Z: Bane, I have Ethernet.
Bane Final: Yeah, but I don't have sex with you, CX.
(Excerpt from chatroom)
-------------------------
Slipgates: Are you gonna talk or am I gonna walk off
without you getting to the point of why you're happy?
Eyeglazer: Hmm...well now, let's see...
Eyeglazer: Tell you what, do you play chess?
Slipgates: Nope.
Eyeglazer: <nods> Good. If you can beat me in a game, I'll
tell you why I'm on a lunatic high.
(Sadism)
-------------------------
Atma: Gonna do a backup today
Eyeglazer: Err, yeah. Might be a good thing. What are you
going to back up to?
Atma: Everything?
Eyeglazer: No, no...what to? Zip disks? CDs? Magnetic
tape? Gerbil skins?
Atma: Gerbil skins.
-------------------------
Neo DRX: What do YOU have for trade, eh?
Eyeglazer: The promise that I will not do
anything obscenely evil to you in my fic. <nods>
Eyeglazer: Well?
Neo DRX: ...
Neo DRX: Agreed. O_O
(X and I talking about Win2000. ;)
-------------------------
Eyeglazer: Goodnight. If you see Kathy, don't tell her I
got my system together again. :P I want to tell
her myself.
A Lonely Hill: Okay
A Lonely Hill: Why, though? O_o
Eyeglazer: Because it will disturb her mightily when I start
screeching at her like I did at you when I finally
got my last driver set up. ;)
A Lonely Hill: ....
A Lonely Hill: And you want to disturb the love of your life? O_o
Eyeglazer: <adjusts tie> They don't call me the Evil
One for nothing. ;)
A Lonely Hill: ....Man, you really live up to your name.
Eyeglazer: Think of it this way. I'm eviller to my friends
than I am to my enemies. Imagine how much eviller
I am to my lover. ;)
A Lonely Hill: Was I the first one to call you that? I
think so, but I can't remember.
Eyeglazer: Yep. You were. And damn did I take it to heart. ;)
A Lonely Hill: Damn. Why did I do that? O_o
Eyeglazer: <evil voice> You created me, Gregory Cook.....
-------------------------
Dave G.: True. I mean, it really makes you appreciate your
family when you hear about other people's, doesn't it?
Eyeglazer: Err...well, no. ;)
Eyeglazer: It just makes me more convinced that relatives
are evil. <nods>
Dave G.: Oh. Yeah, that's better. ;-)
-------------------------
Slipgates: it's trying to download components and never
succeeding in getting them anyways
Eyeglazer: Heh.
Eyeglazer: Apply plastic explosives and heat until dead.
Slipgates: you always know how to be disturbing, doincha?
Eyeglazer: ....Slip! PKB, man! ;)
-------------------------
Neo Atma Weapon: Haha yeah I know the
feeling... Half the time I write shit,
someone thinks I stole an idea or title
from somewhere, but I didn't
Eyeglazer: Happens to everyone; the
chances of coming up with an idea that
has never been used anywhere are virtually
nil.
Neo Atma Weapon: Pretty much yeah
Neo Atma Weapon: For normal people, anyway.
For AGFFers, the chance is much higher, as
we have sick and demented minds to think up
shit normal people wouldn't.
Eyeglazer: This is true. ;)
-------------------------
Eyeglazer: Evil evil evil...evil...evil...evil...evil....
John007Z: Why yes, I am. Why do you ask?
Eyeglazer: Evil...evil...
John007Z: Um... Did you forget your Prozac this
morning or something?
Eyeglazer: E...v...i...l.....
John007Z: Yes, sir, excellent choice. Would you
like your evil rare or medium well?
Eyeglazer: Evil...evil...
John007Z: I see. Well, now, we have an excellent
selection of wines to go with your evil. Would you
like red or white wine? I believe red goes best
with rare evil.
Eyeglazer: Evil...
John007Z: And now for dessert. Care to order dessert
in advance, sir?
Eyeglazer: <nods> Evil.
John007Z: All right then. We have a wonderful side
order of evil pie over here....
Eyeglazer: How evil...?
John007Z: Oh, extremely evil, sir.
(pure derangement)
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Wisdom of the Regs:
-------------------------
"One person will invent loneliness, two people will invent love, and
three people will invent war."
- Dave G.
"AIM carefully so no one gets hurt."
- Shirlene.
"Everything a person experiences affects the thinking of that person.
Some are affected to a greater degree than others. The logical
extention of this is that we should all go to sensory deprevation
tanks to live life as isolated as possible so as to not have our minds
further polluted by stimulus."
- Neal Wilson.
"Then there's the concept of 'fun.' What is the ultimate goal in
life? Who the hell knows? But it's almost universally known that it's
better to have fun on the way to that goal than to worry about 'passing
the game' your whole life. And what's more fun than taking the universe,
saying 'bugger to you' and making a game out of it? It'll make, say,
math homework, a hell of a lot easier to stomach."
- Excerpt from Charon's AGFFU contribution.
"There is no greater tragedy than a person who does not care."
- Rubi.
"It would be foolish to not take it, and foolish to take it. The
difference is that one foolishness can be fixed later and the other
cannot."
- Slipgate.
"But there will be a dawn eventually, and the next day will
begin - hopefully, a day whose brightness helps soften the
darkness of the previous night. But the dawn will certainly
never come if you choose to inflict on yourself the night
eternal that is death."
- Saint Kain, on suicide.
"Yet in nearly every case, there is somewhere to look for the path
to the beam of sunlight that pierces the clouds hanging over a
life of misery. And if we only think to look for that sunlight,
sooner or later we'll find it."
- Saint Kain.
"Many paths are open to you; it's up to you which one to take
and follow to the end."
- Aeaen. (okay, so he never reached regdom, but there's
no other place to put the quote. :)
"I learned something the hard way over time...age has nothing to do
with maturity."
- X.
"Parents suck, ignore them, and they'll go away."
- Bane
"Anyone who thinks they can completely understand love is a
fucking idiot."
- Atma
"We travel through this life alone, down a winding path. From
beginning to end, nothing is the same, yet at once everything is.
Though we may travel only a short distance together on our seperate
paths, I cherish every moment, and hope that the next turn finds us
together once again."
- James Anderson, Laughing Vigilante.
"Present first, future second, past third."
- Saint Kain.
"I am free of the past more than I have been in many a year, my
good man. And it is a feeling like no other. The past is a
wonderful thing to draw upon for experience, for memories...
for nostalgia, even, at times. But you cannot let it dominate
the present. I have, for far too long. No more. No damned more."
- Greg Cook.
"I would salute an American flag with 13 stars, as it started,
and as it was meant to be. I would burn an american (not
capitalized on purpose, does not deserve the respect to be
capitalized) flag with 50 stars."
- Atma
"Well, in a capitalist society, morals are worth however much
the churches want to pay the government to enforce them."
- Dave G.
"God has a laissez-faire policy."
- Tekhne
"You evil little troll. ;-)"
- Night Angel, regarding yours truly. ;)
"Your evilness disturbs me more than you can imagine."
- Jolene Lau, regarding the same. ;)
"You're a scary person, man, you really are."
- Dave G., ditto. ;)
"Because.... if we consider the smallest extension of the base field
containing all of the roots of the equation and consider the
automorphisms on the extension leaving the base field fixed, then they
form a group which is not solvable - that is, there does not exist a
chain of normal subgroups for which the factor groups are abelian."
- St. Kain, explaining why a general fifth degree
equasion is unsolvable.
-------------------------
Wisdom of the Games:
-------------------------
"It's not the net result of one's life that is important. It's the
day-to-day concerns, the personal victories, and the celebration of
life...and love!"
- Terra Branford, Final Fantasy VI
"Justice is not the only right in this world. Someday, you will see....
- Klu Ya, Final Fantasy IV (U.S. version)
"Evil in our minds will never disappear. We all have both evil and good
in our mind, just as there are the crystals of Light and Darkness, the
ground and underground. But as long as the evil exists, so does good.
Just as you held good in your heart to fight evil."
- Fu So Ya, Final Fantasy IV (U.S. version)
"Ayla fight while still alive! Win and live, lose and die. Rule of life.
No change rule."
- Ayla, Chrono Trigger
"Reality is a momentary dream, but a dream is reality for an eternity."
- The Mistress, Nocturnal Illusion
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Wisdom of the World:
-------------------------
"Work like you don't need money,
Love like you've never been hurt,
and dance like no one is watching."
- Unknown
"I'd rather be in the cold and dark with my friends than the sun and
flowers without them."
- Unknown
"How can you come to know yourself? Never by thinking, always by doing.
Try to do your duty, and you'll know right away what you amount to. And
what is your duty? Whatever the day calls for."
- Johann Wolfgang von Goetha
"What is the terror of death?
That we die our work incomplete.
What is the joy of life?
To die knowing our task is done."
- Unknown
"If you were going to die
soon and had only one phone
call, who would you call
and why are you waiting?"
- Unknown
"God! Why do people have to lose things to find out what they mean?"
- Tommy, "Brigadoon."
"Better to light a candle than to curse the darkness."
- Chinese Proverb.
"I would rather be ashes than dust. I would rather my spark burn out in
a brilliant blaze than it be stifled in dry rot. I would rather be a
superb meteor, every atom of my magnificent glow, than a sleepy and
permanent planet. The proper function of man is to live, not just exist.
I shall use my time."
- Jack London
"If you hate a person, you hate something in him that is part of
yourself. What isn't part of ourselves doesn't disturb us."
- Herman Hesse
"For too long now we have been society's bitches. We
have been exploited and forced into pretending to be things that
we are not. 'Why does society hate us so much?' you ask. Society
hates us because we are living proof of its hypocrasy."
- excerpt from "Chaos," by Michael Hill.
"Quarrels would not last long if the fault were only on one side."
- Francois de La Rochefoucauld
"He who walks out of step, hears another drum."
- (not sure)
"The art of tact is making a point without making an enemy."
- Unknown
"Better to be deceived by a friend than to suspect a friend."
- Unknown
"Live today, die tomorrow. The world is a funny place, John,
so enjoy it while you can."
- Niora Bennett, to CX
"The most important thing in communication is hearing what isn't
being said."
- Unknown
"Death will teach me how to shut up."
- Marlene
"Only those who risk going too far can possibly find out how
far one can go."
- T.S. Eliot
"He who has the courage to laugh is almost as much a master of the
world as he who is ready to die."
- Giacomo Leopardi
"Education is very important. School, however, is another matter."
- Unknown
"You can only live once. But if you do it right, once is enough."
- Unknown
"Don't be afraid of showing your feelings; be afraid of
regretting it when you don't."
- Laura Springer
"I found that sometimes, what you believe in becomes more real to you
than all the things you can explain away or understand."
- Tommy, "Brigadoon."
"Knowing others is intelligence; knowing yourself is true wisdom.
Mastering others is strength, mastering yourself is true power."
- Lao-Tzu
"Words - so innocent and powerless as they are, as standing in a
dictionary, how potent for good and evil they become in the hands of
one who knows how to combine them."
- Nathaniel Hawthorne
"The probability that we may fail in the struggle ought not to deter us
from the support of a cause we believe to be just."
- Abraham Lincoln
"Do and say what you want because the people who mind don't
matter and the people who matter don't mind."
- Anonymous
"To laugh often and much; To win the respect of intelligent people and
the affection of children; To earn the appreciation of honest critics
and endure the betrayal of false friends; To appreciate beauty, to
find the best in others; To leave the world a bit better, whether by
a healthy child, a garden patch, or a redeemed social condition; To
know that even one life has breathed easier because you have lived.
This is to have succeeded."
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
-------------------------
People Complaining About
Not Being In Sigs
-------------------------
"You wanna know what my problem with large .sigs is? I'm not in any of
them. And I've been here for almost four years, dammit!"
- Rob Browning
"I don't mind snipping your sig everytime I have to respond to you,
but why the hell don't you have a quote from me in your sig yet?
Why, dammit, why?!!?!"
- Justin Sueno, Replacement Timo.
-------------------------
Posts of the Week.
-------------------------
Below lies the lists of those posts granted the Post of the Week award
since its instatement during the week of April 18th, 1999. If you see
your name here, add the award to your sig. :)
-------------------------
Post of the Week.
"Concerning Recent Departures."
by Dave Gunslinger.
Week of April 11th, 1999.
-------------------------
-------------------------
Post of the Week.
"It's Good to have a Friend Like Mine."
by Technetium.
Week of April 18th, 1999.
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-------------------------
Post of the Week.
"CRAGFF Generalissimo GIGANTOR."
by Thierry Nguyen.
Week of April 25th, 1999.
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-------------------------
Post of the Week.
"This is weird..."
by Tekhne.
Week of July 11th, 1999.
-------------------------
-------------------------
Post of the Week.
"Beware: Insane Greg RamblingAndLaterPreaching Rant."
by Gregory "GFox" Cook
Week of May 28th, 2000.
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Tales of Agff
-------------------------
"Do not follow where the path may lead; go instead where
there is no path and leave a trail."
- Unknown
"Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality."
- Jules de Gaultier
"It takes a thousand voices to tell a single story."
- Indian Proverb
"Scientists were preparing an experiment to ask the ultimate
question. They had worked for months gathering one each of
every computer that was built. Finally the big day was at hand.
All the computers were linked together. They asked the question,
"Is there a God?". Lights started blinking, flashing and blinking
some more. Suddenly, there was a loud crash, and a bolt of
lightning came down from the sky, struck the computers, and
welded all the connections permanently together.
'There is now', came the reply."
- Unknown
"Kiwis have the innate ability to say 'Moo.'"
- Edwyn
"FUCK YOU TOO, MODEM!"
- Atma
-------------------------
The Final Quote:
-------------------------
"Freedom does not exist as an external truth. It exists inside
men, and those who wish to be free are free."
- Paul Ernst
Cliezon
Eyeglazer was saying something along the lines of:
*blink*
Hey, that's a good idea. Now, my .sig can begin it's long quest to epic-dom.
--
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Rob Browning
<ramen_junkEYTH...@hotmail.cm> wrote:
>Murkrow: Musashiden Dies, kanji...@yahoo.com :
>> My friend and I snuck out of the house to head down and hang out at Walmart
>> (Which apparantly is the 'cool' place since it's new) Supercenter, and I saw
>> a girl there. I got her number, and...well, you know that I'm just the stud.
>> Anyways, we're back at home and hanging out on our street, skateboarding,
>> and stuff. The girl down the street comes out. We hung out for like 4 hours
>> just messing around and stuff. I'm strangely attracted to her now. Damnit,
>> what do I do? ><
>
>You picked up a chick at the Walmart? O_o?
Every hot chick within a 30-mile radius goes to my Walmart.
Rob
Send all e-mail to sca0...@mail.wvnet.edu for the time being.
Seems that the doofs at Emory don't want anyone to access their
e-mail over the summer. Jerks.
"What the F*CK does this have to do with final fantasy??? Look
unless you're gonna talk about the subject, you might as well
leave. Poems won't get you fame on this website."
--Some guy making himself look like a complete moron
Rob Browning
<jspo...@meowAGHLLAGHAGL.org> wrote:
>The Laughing Vigilante wrote:
>>
>> "Murkrow: Musashiden Dies" <kanji...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>>
>> >My friend and I snuck out of the house to head down and hang out at Walmart
>> >(Which apparantly is the 'cool' place since it's new) Supercenter, and I saw
>> >a girl there. I got her number, and...well, you know that I'm just the stud.
>> >Anyways, we're back at home and hanging out on our street, skateboarding,
>> >and stuff. The girl down the street comes out. We hung out for like 4 hours
>> >just messing around and stuff. I'm strangely attracted to her now. Damnit,
>> >what do I do? ><
>>
>> Wow. You usually only find trashbag hos at Wal-Mart. That's why I
>> don't go there late at night.
>
>It depends on where you live. If you're in an area where the Wal-Marts
>are the most exciting things in the entire town*, then the non-hos in
>* I have been to places where this is precicely the situation. My
I _live_ in one of these places. Think about that for a second.
(Thank God I'm in Atlanta eight months out of the year now...)
The Laughing Vigilante
>The Laughing Vigilante wrote:
>>
>> "Murkrow: Musashiden Dies" <kanji...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>>
>> >My friend and I snuck out of the house to head down and hang out at Walmart
>> >(Which apparantly is the 'cool' place since it's new) Supercenter, and I saw
>> >a girl there. I got her number, and...well, you know that I'm just the stud.
>> >Anyways, we're back at home and hanging out on our street, skateboarding,
>> >and stuff. The girl down the street comes out. We hung out for like 4 hours
>> >just messing around and stuff. I'm strangely attracted to her now. Damnit,
>> >what do I do? ><
>>
>> Wow. You usually only find trashbag hos at Wal-Mart. That's why I
>> don't go there late at night.
>
>It depends on where you live. If you're in an area where the Wal-Marts
>are the most exciting things in the entire town*, then the non-hos in
>town probably have nothing better to do anyway. If you live anywhere
>with
>a decent number of things to do, chances are they'll be out doing those
>things instead. (Absolutely no reason to go to a Wal-Mart when there are
>half a dozen under-21 nightclubs in the area, but when the the rest of
>downtown consists of antique stores and doctor's officies, what the hell
>else are you going to do?)
>
>* I have been to places where this is precicely the situation. My
>grandmother once wondered aloud how I could possibly get bored in her
>hometown, on the grounds that the town has TWO Wal-Marts as opposed
>to one. Really.
I live in that kind of town. There are only two under 21 clubs, and
both suck donkey balls. Wal-Mart is the only thing to do, and even
that is populated by trashbag hos, mothers beating their children, and
really fat people in spandex.
>
>> Actually, if I go to Wal-Mart late at night, it's for the famed
>> Wal-Mart Derby. There are two ways to do this:
>>
>> First way, you run around the store, and fill up a shopping cart with
>> the most random stuff you can find, then leave it in the toy
>> department.
>>
>> The second way is even more fun. You grab a shopping cart and go on a
>> mission. Fill it up with lingerie, whipped cream, polaroid film,
>> rope, toy handcuffs, condomw, a disposable enema, one of those big
>> foam noodles, and anything else that is used primarily for a sexual
>> purpose, especially at two in the morning. Then either leave that
>> somewhere innappropriate (in front of the fish is always fun), or if
>> you have really big balls, go to the cash register with the lady who
>> looks the most like your grandmother. Wait until they ring it up, and
>> then pull out the wallet, realizing only then that you have only ten
>> dollars. Say 'My mistake' and just walk out.
>
>When I go back east on vacation, I am going to do this whether anyone
>I know likes it or not.
Damn right. It works best if you go with a partner, either gender
will work.
Linda
>
> The Laughing Vigilante was saying something along the lines of:
>
> >
> > >My friend and I snuck out of the house to head down and hang out at Walmart
> > >(Which apparantly is the 'cool' place since it's new) Supercenter, and I saw
> > >a girl there. I got her number, and...well, you know that I'm just the stud.
> > >Anyways, we're back at home and hanging out on our street, skateboarding,
> > >and stuff. The girl down the street comes out. We hung out for like 4 hours
> > >just messing around and stuff. I'm strangely attracted to her now. Damnit,
> > >what do I do? ><
> >
> > Wow. You usually only find trashbag hos at Wal-Mart. That's why I
> > don't go there late at night.
> >
> > Wal-Mart Derby. There are two ways to do this:
> >
> > First way, you run around the store, and fill up a shopping cart with
> > the most random stuff you can find, then leave it in the toy
> > department.
> >
> > The second way is even more fun. You grab a shopping cart and go on a
> > mission. Fill it up with lingerie, whipped cream, polaroid film,
> > rope, toy handcuffs, condomw, a disposable enema, one of those big
> > foam noodles, and anything else that is used primarily for a sexual
> > purpose, especially at two in the morning. Then either leave that
> > somewhere innappropriate (in front of the fish is always fun), or if
> > you have really big balls, go to the cash register with the lady who
> > looks the most like your grandmother. Wait until they ring it up, and
> > then pull out the wallet, realizing only then that you have only ten
> > dollars. Say 'My mistake' and just walk out.
>
Don't do it, Cliezon. I work in the office of a department store and I
know how the people on the sales floor would just love to have that
trick played on them. It's just not funny for people who are working
there.
Linda
>
> "Neo Atma: The Ultimate Knightmare" <neo...@spamblock.home.com> wrote in
> message news:397E513E...@spamblock.home.com...
> |
> |
> | >
> | > My friend and I snuck out of the house to head down and hang out at
> Walmart
> | > (Which apparantly is the 'cool' place since it's new) Supercenter, and I
> saw
> | > a girl there. I got her number, and...well, you know that I'm just the
> stud.
> | > Anyways, we're back at home and hanging out on our street,
> skateboarding,
> | > and stuff. The girl down the street comes out. We hung out for like 4
> hours
> | > just messing around and stuff. I'm strangely attracted to her now.
> Damnit,
> | > what do I do? ><
> | >
> |
> Atma's just pissed off because he has to PAY to get his. ^_-
Hey! Just take that remark back! And don't leave the room until you
do, Musashiden!
crisis
>
> On Tue, 25 Jul 2000 23:13:18 -0700, crisis
> <jspo...@meowAGHLLAGHAGL.org> wrote:
>
> >The Laughing Vigilante wrote:
> >>
> >>
> >> >My friend and I snuck out of the house to head down and hang out at Walmart
> >> >(Which apparantly is the 'cool' place since it's new) Supercenter, and I saw
> >> >a girl there. I got her number, and...well, you know that I'm just the stud.
> >> >Anyways, we're back at home and hanging out on our street, skateboarding,
> >> >and stuff. The girl down the street comes out. We hung out for like 4 hours
> >> >just messing around and stuff. I'm strangely attracted to her now. Damnit,
> >> >what do I do? ><
> >>
> >> don't go there late at night.
> >
> >are the most exciting things in the entire town*, then the non-hos in
>
>
> (Thank God I'm in Atlanta eight months out of the year now...)
We who are within sixteen miles of a world-class city send their
condolences.
I'm also going to be checking out Atlanta later this year. I'm not sure
how fun it will be, but I'm sure that it beats the shit out of
Summerville.
Linda
>
> crisis <jspo...@meowAGHLLAGHAGL.org> wrote:
>
> >The Laughing Vigilante wrote:
> >>
> >> "Murkrow: Musashiden Dies" <kanji...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> >>
> >> >My friend and I snuck out of the house to head down and hang out at Walmart
> >> >(Which apparantly is the 'cool' place since it's new) Supercenter, and I saw
> >> >a girl there. I got her number, and...well, you know that I'm just the stud.
> >> >Anyways, we're back at home and hanging out on our street, skateboarding,
> >> >and stuff. The girl down the street comes out. We hung out for like 4 hours
> >> >just messing around and stuff. I'm strangely attracted to her now. Damnit,
> >> >what do I do? ><
> >>
> >> Wow. You usually only find trashbag hos at Wal-Mart. That's why I
> >> don't go there late at night.
> >
> >It depends on where you live. If you're in an area where the Wal-Marts
> >are the most exciting things in the entire town*, then the non-hos in
> >with
> >a decent number of things to do, chances are they'll be out doing those
> >things instead. (Absolutely no reason to go to a Wal-Mart when there are
> >half a dozen under-21 nightclubs in the area, but when the the rest of
> >downtown consists of antique stores and doctor's officies, what the hell
> >else are you going to do?)
> >
> >hometown, on the grounds that the town has TWO Wal-Marts as opposed
> >to one. Really.
>
> I live in that kind of town. There are only two under 21 clubs, and
> both suck donkey balls. Wal-Mart is the only thing to do, and even
> that is populated by trashbag hos, mothers beating their children, and
> really fat people in spandex.
>
> >
> >> Wal-Mart Derby. There are two ways to do this:
> >>
> >> First way, you run around the store, and fill up a shopping cart with
> >> the most random stuff you can find, then leave it in the toy
> >> department.
> >>
> >> The second way is even more fun. You grab a shopping cart and go on a
> >> mission. Fill it up with lingerie, whipped cream, polaroid film,
> >> rope, toy handcuffs, condomw, a disposable enema, one of those big
> >> foam noodles, and anything else that is used primarily for a sexual
> >> purpose, especially at two in the morning. Then either leave that
> >> somewhere innappropriate (in front of the fish is always fun), or if
> >> you have really big balls, go to the cash register with the lady who
> >> looks the most like your grandmother. Wait until they ring it up, and
> >> then pull out the wallet, realizing only then that you have only ten
> >> dollars. Say 'My mistake' and just walk out.
> >
> >I know likes it or not.
>
> Damn right. It works best if you go with a partner, either gender
> will work.
That is just not funny, LV...
Cliezon
Linda was saying something along the lines of:
> Cliezon wrote:
> >
> > The Laughing Vigilante was saying something along the lines of:
> >
> > > "Murkrow: Musashiden Dies" <kanji...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> > >
> > > >My friend and I snuck out of the house to head down and hang out at Walmart
> > > >(Which apparantly is the 'cool' place since it's new) Supercenter, and I saw
> > > >a girl there. I got her number, and...well, you know that I'm just the stud.
> > > >Anyways, we're back at home and hanging out on our street, skateboarding,
> > > >and stuff. The girl down the street comes out. We hung out for like 4 hours
> > > >just messing around and stuff. I'm strangely attracted to her now. Damnit,
> > > >what do I do? ><
> > >
> > > Wow. You usually only find trashbag hos at Wal-Mart. That's why I
> > > don't go there late at night.
> > >
> > > Actually, if I go to Wal-Mart late at night, it's for the famed
> > > Wal-Mart Derby. There are two ways to do this:
> > >
> > > First way, you run around the store, and fill up a shopping cart with
> > > the most random stuff you can find, then leave it in the toy
> > > department.
> > >
> > > The second way is even more fun. You grab a shopping cart and go on a
> > > mission. Fill it up with lingerie, whipped cream, polaroid film,
> > > rope, toy handcuffs, condomw, a disposable enema, one of those big
> > > foam noodles, and anything else that is used primarily for a sexual
> > > purpose, especially at two in the morning. Then either leave that
> > > somewhere innappropriate (in front of the fish is always fun), or if
> > > you have really big balls, go to the cash register with the lady who
> > > looks the most like your grandmother. Wait until they ring it up, and
> > > then pull out the wallet, realizing only then that you have only ten
> > > dollars. Say 'My mistake' and just walk out.
> >
> > Ooh. That needs to be added to the list of things to do before one dies.
>
> Don't do it, Cliezon. I work in the office of a department store and I
> know how the people on the sales floor would just love to have that
> trick played on them. It's just not funny for people who are working
> there.
Come on. You don't think that would be in the least bit funny on April 1st?
GFS Apprentice, Level 3
"The reason guys are so astonishingly stupid around girls is that they can either put
blood to the penis, or blood to the brain, not both at once."
~ Fractal_Wave, of battlereports.com fame
///// The Quasi-Official AGFF List of Things to do Before Dying! \\\\\
((((( Coming Soon! )))))
Neo Atma: The Ultimate Knightmare
Linda wrote:
>
> Murkrow: Musashiden Dies wrote:
> >
> > "Neo Atma: The Ultimate Knightmare" <neo...@spamblock.home.com> wrote in
> > message news:397E513E...@spamblock.home.com...
> > |
> > |
> > | Murkrow: Musashiden Dies wrote:
> > | >
> > | > My friend and I snuck out of the house to head down and hang out at
> > Walmart
> > | > (Which apparantly is the 'cool' place since it's new) Supercenter, and I
> > saw
> > | > a girl there. I got her number, and...well, you know that I'm just the
> > stud.
> > | > Anyways, we're back at home and hanging out on our street,
> > skateboarding,
> > | > and stuff. The girl down the street comes out. We hung out for like 4
> > hours
> > | > just messing around and stuff. I'm strangely attracted to her now.
> > Damnit,
> > | > what do I do? ><
> > | >
> > |
> > | Die like the scum you are.
> > Atma's just pissed off because he has to PAY to get his. ^_-
>
> Hey! Just take that remark back! And don't leave the room until you
> do, Musashiden!
Hehe.
Eyeglazer
>
>
>Eyeglazer was saying something along the lines of:
>*blink*
>
>Hey, that's a good idea. Now, my .sig can begin it's long quest to epic-dom.
<bows> Glad I could start you on that path. Maybe one day your sig
will match mine. :P
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DiSiLLuSiOn
>'Twas a fateful day when "Murkrow: Musashiden Dies" <kanji...@yahoo.com>
>did decide to speak unto the world thusly:
>
>>(Which apparantly is the 'cool' place since it's new) Supercenter, and I saw
>>a girl there. I got her number, and...well, you know that I'm just the stud.
>>Anyways, we're back at home and hanging out on our street, skateboarding,
>>and stuff. The girl down the street comes out. We hung out for like 4 hours
>>just messing around and stuff. I'm strangely attracted to her now. Damnit,
>>what do I do? ><
>
>
>BTW, am I the only one that, upon seeing the title "I'm in a bind",
>pictured Murkrow handcuffed to a stripper in his bedroom?
....I pictured that with his parents knocking on the door *Grins*
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>Luke Drelick, du...@remove.worldnet.remove.att.remove.net :
>> On Tue, 25 Jul 2000 22:06:57 -0500, Cefca Ramen
>> <ramen_junkEYTH...@hotmail.cm> wrote:
>>
>> >Murkrow: Musashiden Dies, kanji...@yahoo.com :
>Walmart
>> >> (Which apparantly is the 'cool' place since it's new) Supercenter, and I
>saw
>> >> a girl there. I got her number, and...well, you know that I'm just the
>stud.
>> >> Anyways, we're back at home and hanging out on our street,
>skateboarding,
>> >> and stuff. The girl down the street comes out. We hung out for like 4
>hours
>> >> just messing around and stuff. I'm strangely attracted to her now.
>Damnit,
>> >> what do I do? ><
>> >
>> >
>>
>> weighed 4 tons :)
>
Yeh and if your there enough, your bound to see some pretty kickass looking
goth gals *Grins*
Luke Drelick
wrote:
Hehe most of the Goth girls I know are like 4 tons, so that WOULD make
Wal Mart like K-Mart :) I just prefer the regular, normal dressing
"trendy" if you will girls.
Linda
Would there be some special reason for this, do you suppose? I mean,
does Goth culture dictate that its members be severely overweight..?
Rob Browning
<jspo...@meowAGHLLAGHAGL.org> wrote:
>Rob Browning wrote:
>>
>> On Tue, 25 Jul 2000 23:13:18 -0700, crisis
>> <jspo...@meowAGHLLAGHAGL.org> wrote:
>>
>> >The Laughing Vigilante wrote:
>> >>
>> >> "Murkrow: Musashiden Dies" <kanji...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>> >>
>> >> >My friend and I snuck out of the house to head down and hang out at Walmart
>> >> >(Which apparantly is the 'cool' place since it's new) Supercenter, and I saw
>> >> >a girl there. I got her number, and...well, you know that I'm just the stud.
>> >> >Anyways, we're back at home and hanging out on our street, skateboarding,
>> >> >and stuff. The girl down the street comes out. We hung out for like 4 hours
>> >> >just messing around and stuff. I'm strangely attracted to her now. Damnit,
>> >> >what do I do? ><
>> >>
>> >> Wow. You usually only find trashbag hos at Wal-Mart. That's why I
>> >> don't go there late at night.
>> >
>> >It depends on where you live. If you're in an area where the Wal-Marts
>> >are the most exciting things in the entire town*, then the non-hos in
>>
>> >* I have been to places where this is precicely the situation. My
>>
>> I _live_ in one of these places. Think about that for a second.
>> (Thank God I'm in Atlanta eight months out of the year now...)
>
>We who are within sixteen miles of a world-class city send their
>condolences.
>
>I'm also going to be checking out Atlanta later this year. I'm not sure
>how fun it will be, but I'm sure that it beats the shit out of
>Summerville.
Come to Emory if you're there after the middle of August. It's pretty
close to downtown, in western DeKalb County.
BIFF Phunbaba
I just got back from a week in Atlanta...
I feel sorry for you. I was there about three years ago, after the Olympics,
and they really had the downtown all spiffed up. Not anymore. A lot of the
boutiques and resteraunts are boarded up and the streets are overrun by wino
derelicts. Too bad. It was a nice place.
(I guess the Atlanta Burbs are just like anyplace else, though. Lotsa
Wal-Marts &McDonalds, etc.)
Good Ol' Ralph
Rob Browning
>I just got back from a week in Atlanta...
>
>I feel sorry for you. I was there about three years ago, after the Olympics,
>and they really had the downtown all spiffed up. Not anymore. A lot of the
>boutiques and resteraunts are boarded up and the streets are overrun by wino
>derelicts. Too bad. It was a nice place.
Nah, it's a great place. You were just in the wrong spot.
Luke Drelick
>Luke Drelick wrote:
>>
>> On 27 Jul 2000 01:43:48 GMT, vinc...@aol.commyears (DiSiLLuSiOn)
>> wrote:
>>
>> >Junkie al'la Ramen wrote:
>> >>Luke Drelick, du...@remove.worldnet.remove.att.remove.net :
>> >>> On Tue, 25 Jul 2000 22:06:57 -0500, Cefca Ramen
>> >>> <ramen_junkEYTH...@hotmail.cm> wrote:
>> >>>
>> >>> >Murkrow: Musashiden Dies, kanji...@yahoo.com :
>> >>> >> My friend and I snuck out of the house to head down and hang out at
>> >>Walmart
>> >>> >> (Which apparantly is the 'cool' place since it's new) Supercenter, and I
>> >>saw
>> >>> >> a girl there. I got her number, and...well, you know that I'm just the
>> >>stud.
>> >>> >> Anyways, we're back at home and hanging out on our street,
>> >>skateboarding,
>> >>> >> and stuff. The girl down the street comes out. We hung out for like 4
>> >>hours
>> >>> >> just messing around and stuff. I'm strangely attracted to her now.
>> >>Damnit,
>> >>> >> what do I do? ><
>> >>> >
>> >>> >You picked up a chick at the Walmart? O_o?
>> >>> >
>> >>>
>> >>> If Walmart's anything like K-Mart I wouldn't be surprised if the chick
>> >>> weighed 4 tons :)
>> >>
>> >>Wal-Mart is like K-Mart with class.
>> >
>> >Yeh and if your there enough, your bound to see some pretty kickass looking
>> >goth gals *Grins*
>> >
>> >DiSiLLuSiOn
>>
>> Hehe most of the Goth girls I know are like 4 tons,
>
>Would there be some special reason for this, do you suppose? I mean,
>does Goth culture dictate that its members be severely overweight..?
God knows... I'm just your every day suburban white boy who has no
clue as to the insides of Goth culture, nor do I want to ;)
Jonny-Fox
out from the darkness...
>Murkrow: Musashiden Dies wrote:
>>
>> "Neo Atma: The Ultimate Knightmare" <neo...@spamblock.home.com> wrote in
>> message news:397E513E...@spamblock.home.com...
>> |
>> |
>> | Murkrow: Musashiden Dies wrote:
>> | >
>> | > My friend and I snuck out of the house to head down and hang out at
>> Walmart
>> | > (Which apparantly is the 'cool' place since it's new) Supercenter, and I
>> saw
>> | > a girl there. I got her number, and...well, you know that I'm just the
>> stud.
>> | > Anyways, we're back at home and hanging out on our street,
>> skateboarding,
>> | > and stuff. The girl down the street comes out. We hung out for like 4
>> hours
>> | > just messing around and stuff. I'm strangely attracted to her now.
>> Damnit,
>> | > what do I do? ><
>> | >
>> |
>> | Die like the scum you are.
>> Atma's just pissed off because he has to PAY to get his. ^_-
>
>Hey! Just take that remark back! And don't leave the room until you
>do, Musashiden!
::smirks::
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>Luke Drelick wrote:
>>
>> On 27 Jul 2000 01:43:48 GMT, vinc...@aol.commyears (DiSiLLuSiOn)
>> wrote:
>>
>> >Junkie al'la Ramen wrote:
>> >>Luke Drelick, du...@remove.worldnet.remove.att.remove.net :
>> >>> On Tue, 25 Jul 2000 22:06:57 -0500, Cefca Ramen
>> >>> <ramen_junkEYTH...@hotmail.cm> wrote:
>> >>>
>> >>> >Murkrow: Musashiden Dies, kanji...@yahoo.com :
>> >>> >> My friend and I snuck out of the house to head down and hang out at
>> >>Walmart
>> >>> >> (Which apparantly is the 'cool' place since it's new) Supercenter, and I
>> >>saw
>> >>> >> a girl there. I got her number, and...well, you know that I'm just the
>> >>stud.
>> >>> >> Anyways, we're back at home and hanging out on our street,
>> >>skateboarding,
>> >>> >> and stuff. The girl down the street comes out. We hung out for like 4
>> >>hours
>> >>> >> just messing around and stuff. I'm strangely attracted to her now.
>> >>Damnit,
>> >>> >> what do I do? ><
>> >>> >
>> >>> >You picked up a chick at the Walmart? O_o?
>> >>> >
>> >>>
>> >>> If Walmart's anything like K-Mart I wouldn't be surprised if the chick
>> >>> weighed 4 tons :)
>> >>
>> >>Wal-Mart is like K-Mart with class.
>> >
>> >Yeh and if your there enough, your bound to see some pretty kickass looking
>> >goth gals *Grins*
>> >
>> >DiSiLLuSiOn
>>
>> Hehe most of the Goth girls I know are like 4 tons,
>
>Would there be some special reason for this, do you suppose? I mean,
>does Goth culture dictate that its members be severely overweight..?
Note to everyone: Most of the goth chicks I know a thin.
Linda
Yes, that's true...
DiSiLLuSiOn
>Wal Mart like K-Mart :) I just prefer the regular, normal dressing
>"trendy" if you will girls.
Ick..."trendy" girls make me violently ill....
DiSiLLuSiOn
>does Goth culture dictate that its members be severely overweight..?
>
Nah, some of them either cant help it or like the way they look.
DiSiLLuSiOn
DiSiLLuSiOn
>clue as to the insides of Goth culture, nor do I want to ;)
>
Actually, the history of the goth subculture is rather interesting, atleast
to me. But I guess i'm bias...*Grins*
CypherJiro
>Nah, some of them either cant help it or like the way they look.
>
Actually, it goes more like this:
Girl is overweight -> girl doesn't get accepted by "in" crowd and/or society
-> girl becomes disillusioned with life and her life -> girl gets criminally
low self-esteem -> girl becomes depressed -> girl becomes goth.
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>>Hehe most of the Goth girls I know are like 4 tons, so that WOULD make
>>Wal Mart like K-Mart :) I just prefer the regular, normal dressing
>>"trendy" if you will girls.
>
>Ick..."trendy" girls make me violently ill....
>
I am about to punch you in the jaw so hard, we might as well call you Glass
Joe.
DiSiLLuSiOn
>
>Vincent7z wrote:
>>>does Goth culture dictate that its members be severely overweight..?
>>>
>>
>>Nah, some of them either cant help it or like the way they look.
>>
>
> Actually, it goes more like this:
>
> Girl is overweight -> girl doesn't get accepted by "in" crowd and/or society
>-> girl becomes disillusioned with life and her life -> girl gets criminally
>low self-esteem -> girl becomes depressed -> girl becomes goth.
Oh shaddup *Thwap* Ya dont know many goths doya? *grins*
DiSiLLuSiOn
>>>Wal Mart like K-Mart :) I just prefer the regular, normal dressing
>>>"trendy" if you will girls.
>>
>>Ick..."trendy" girls make me violently ill....
>>
>
> I am about to punch you in the jaw so hard, we might as well call you Glass
>Joe.
I'm not saying ALL trendy girls are crappy, i'm just saying a good majority of
them are. I cant stand all those "higher than thou" bitches that buy $200.00
worth of clothes each week and think anyone who doesent is a pesent. Sorry
they just piss me off. But as I said, not ALL trendy's are like that.
Every group has the bad seed's that make it look rather crappy, and i'm just
saying that I dont like that aspect of the trendy group.
Jason
>Vincent7z wrote:
>>Ick..."trendy" girls make me violently ill....
>
> I am about to punch you in the jaw so hard, we might as well call you Glass
>Joe.
Shallow, trendy people constantly remind me why it would be a
great idea to wipe humanity from the planet.
Linda
>
> Vincent7z wrote:
> >>does Goth culture dictate that its members be severely overweight..?
> >>
> >
> >Nah, some of them either cant help it or like the way they look.
> >
>
> Actually, it goes more like this:
>
> Girl is overweight -> girl doesn't get accepted by "in" crowd and/or society
> -> girl becomes disillusioned with life and her life -> girl gets criminally
> low self-esteem -> girl becomes depressed -> girl becomes goth.
It therefore must be a group of very depressed girls, then...!
Linda
I don't, that's for sure...
>
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Dis, your sig should be full of ears...
pics of them
Linda
Jason, don't you think that's just a little...excessive?
Gregory Cook
-My friend and I snuck out of the house to head down and hang out at Walmart
-(Which apparantly is the 'cool' place since it's new) Supercenter, and I saw
-a girl there. I got her number, and...well, you know that I'm just the stud.
speaking of ego trips. Someone needs to combine these two threads. heh.
-Anyways, we're back at home and hanging out on our street, skateboarding,
-and stuff. The girl down the street comes out. We hung out for like 4 hours
-just messing around and stuff. I'm strangely attracted to her now. Damnit,
-what do I do? ><
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-"Neo Atma: The Ultimate Knightmare" <neo...@spamblock.home.com> wrote in
-message news:397E513E...@spamblock.home.com...
-|
-|
-| Murkrow: Musashiden Dies wrote:
-| >
-| > My friend and I snuck out of the house to head down and hang out at
-Walmart
-| > (Which apparantly is the 'cool' place since it's new) Supercenter, and I
-saw
-| > a girl there. I got her number, and...well, you know that I'm just the
-stud.
-| > Anyways, we're back at home and hanging out on our street,
-skateboarding,
-| > and stuff. The girl down the street comes out. We hung out for like 4
-hours
-| > just messing around and stuff. I'm strangely attracted to her now.
-Damnit,
-| > what do I do? ><
-| >
-|
-| Die like the scum you are.
-Atma's just pissed off because he has to PAY to get his. ^_-
Actually, Atma's just being sane for once about something.
Gregory Cook
-Murkrow: Musashiden Dies, kanji...@yahoo.com :
-> My friend and I snuck out of the house to head down and hang out at Walmart
-> (Which apparantly is the 'cool' place since it's new) Supercenter, and I saw
-> a girl there. I got her number, and...well, you know that I'm just the stud.
-> Anyways, we're back at home and hanging out on our street, skateboarding,
-> and stuff. The girl down the street comes out. We hung out for like 4 hours
-> just messing around and stuff. I'm strangely attracted to her now. Damnit,
-> what do I do? ><
-
-You picked up a chick at the Walmart? O_o?
and he thinks it's the coolest thing ever, too. Sadly, it's the saddest
thing ever.
Gregory Cook
-Luke Drelick, du...@remove.worldnet.remove.att.remove.net :
-> On Tue, 25 Jul 2000 22:06:57 -0500, Cefca Ramen
-> <ramen_junkEYTH...@hotmail.cm> wrote:
->
-> >Murkrow: Musashiden Dies, kanji...@yahoo.com :
-> >> My friend and I snuck out of the house to head down and hang out at Walmart
-> >> (Which apparantly is the 'cool' place since it's new) Supercenter, and I saw
-> >> a girl there. I got her number, and...well, you know that I'm just the stud.
-> >> Anyways, we're back at home and hanging out on our street, skateboarding,
-> >> and stuff. The girl down the street comes out. We hung out for like 4 hours
-> >> just messing around and stuff. I'm strangely attracted to her now. Damnit,
-> >> what do I do? ><
-> >
-> >You picked up a chick at the Walmart? O_o?
-> >
->
-> If Walmart's anything like K-Mart I wouldn't be surprised if the chick
-> weighed 4 tons :)
-
-Wal-Mart is like K-Mart with class.
not in some parts of the country.
Gregory Cook
-Luke Drelick wrote:
->
-> On 27 Jul 2000 01:43:48 GMT, vinc...@aol.commyears (DiSiLLuSiOn)
-> wrote:
->
-> >Junkie al'la Ramen wrote:
-> >>Luke Drelick, du...@remove.worldnet.remove.att.remove.net :
-> >>> On Tue, 25 Jul 2000 22:06:57 -0500, Cefca Ramen
-> >>> <ramen_junkEYTH...@hotmail.cm> wrote:
-> >>>
-> >>> >Murkrow: Musashiden Dies, kanji...@yahoo.com :
-> >>> >> My friend and I snuck out of the house to head down and hang out at
-> >>Walmart
-> >>> >> (Which apparantly is the 'cool' place since it's new) Supercenter, and I
-> >>saw
-> >>> >> a girl there. I got her number, and...well, you know that I'm just the
-> >>stud.
-> >>> >> Anyways, we're back at home and hanging out on our street,
-> >>skateboarding,
-> >>> >> and stuff. The girl down the street comes out. We hung out for like 4
-> >>hours
-> >>> >> just messing around and stuff. I'm strangely attracted to her now.
-> >>Damnit,
-> >>> >> what do I do? ><
-> >>> >
-> >>> >You picked up a chick at the Walmart? O_o?
-> >>> >
-> >>>
-> >>> If Walmart's anything like K-Mart I wouldn't be surprised if the chick
-> >>> weighed 4 tons :)
-> >>
-> >>Wal-Mart is like K-Mart with class.
-> >
-> >Yeh and if your there enough, your bound to see some pretty kickass looking
-> >goth gals *Grins*
-> >
-> >DiSiLLuSiOn
->
-> Hehe most of the Goth girls I know are like 4 tons,
-
-Would there be some special reason for this, do you suppose? I mean,
-does Goth culture dictate that its members be severely overweight..?
I know plenty of thin goths, and goths used to be thinner overall.
Guess what. It's Americans in general who have gotten fatter, not any
particular group. This of course excludes a few exceptions such as
well-rounded athletes, healthy-eating vegetarians, and people with
metabolic problems, of course.
Gregory Cook
-On Thu, 27 Jul 2000 00:09:50 -0400, Linda <linda...@msn.net> wrote:
-
->Would there be some special reason for this, do you suppose? I mean,
->does Goth culture dictate that its members be severely overweight..?
-
-God knows... I'm just your every day suburban white boy who has no
-clue as to the insides of Goth culture, nor do I want to ;)
there is no such thing as an everyday suburban person, let alone an
everyday white male one.
Gregory Cook
-Linda wrote:
->
->Luke Drelick wrote:
->>
->> On 27 Jul 2000 01:43:48 GMT, vinc...@aol.commyears (DiSiLLuSiOn)
->> wrote:
->>
->> >Junkie al'la Ramen wrote:
->> >>Luke Drelick, du...@remove.worldnet.remove.att.remove.net :
->> >>> On Tue, 25 Jul 2000 22:06:57 -0500, Cefca Ramen
->> >>> <ramen_junkEYTH...@hotmail.cm> wrote:
->> >>>
->> >>> >Murkrow: Musashiden Dies, kanji...@yahoo.com :
->> >>> >> My friend and I snuck out of the house to head down and hang out at
->> >>Walmart
->> >>> >> (Which apparantly is the 'cool' place since it's new) Supercenter,
->and I
->> >>saw
->> >>> >> a girl there. I got her number, and...well, you know that I'm just
->the
->> >>stud.
->> >>> >> Anyways, we're back at home and hanging out on our street,
->> >>skateboarding,
->> >>> >> and stuff. The girl down the street comes out. We hung out for like
->4
->> >>hours
->> >>> >> just messing around and stuff. I'm strangely attracted to her now.
->> >>Damnit,
->> >>> >> what do I do? ><
->> >>> >
->> >>> >You picked up a chick at the Walmart? O_o?
->> >>> >
->> >>>
->> >>> If Walmart's anything like K-Mart I wouldn't be surprised if the chick
->> >>> weighed 4 tons :)
->> >>
->> >>Wal-Mart is like K-Mart with class.
->> >
->> >Yeh and if your there enough, your bound to see some pretty kickass
->looking
->> >goth gals *Grins*
->> >
->> >DiSiLLuSiOn
->>
->> Hehe most of the Goth girls I know are like 4 tons,
->
->Would there be some special reason for this, do you suppose? I mean,
->does Goth culture dictate that its members be severely overweight..?
->
-
-Nah, some of them either cant help it or like the way they look.
What refreshing honesty.
Gregory Cook
-Vincent7z wrote:
-
->Nah, some of them either cant help it or like the way they look.
->
-
- Actually, it goes more like this:
-
- Girl is overweight -> girl doesn't get accepted by "in" crowd and/or society
--> girl becomes disillusioned with life and her life -> girl gets criminally
-low self-esteem -> girl becomes depressed -> girl becomes goth.
sometimes more arrows come after that, though, you know. People don't stop
evolving unless they stop living.
Gregory Cook
-
-
-The Laughing Vigilante was saying something along the lines of:
-
-> "Murkrow: Musashiden Dies" <kanji...@yahoo.com> wrote:
->
-> >My friend and I snuck out of the house to head down and hang out at Walmart
-> >(Which apparantly is the 'cool' place since it's new) Supercenter, and I saw
-> >a girl there. I got her number, and...well, you know that I'm just the stud.
-> >Anyways, we're back at home and hanging out on our street, skateboarding,
-> >and stuff. The girl down the street comes out. We hung out for like 4 hours
-> >just messing around and stuff. I'm strangely attracted to her now. Damnit,
-> >what do I do? ><
->
-> Wow. You usually only find trashbag hos at Wal-Mart. That's why I
-> don't go there late at night.
There are Wal-Marts in all 50 states. Every single area of the country is
different. The Wal-Mart inside Houston's border is a 24 hour one with
mostly black customers and security outside presumably due to drugs in the
area (Westheimer street goes from all kinds of reputations to all kinds
again from block to block as it slices through Houston from downtown to 20
miles west outside of Houston (it's longer than Broadway in NYC, and
becomes a farm road after leaving town, like Broadway becomes a state road
or whatever).
In any event, the next Wal-Mart west of Houston is on I-10 at mile number
747, and is a typical country-ish but city-nearby Walmart, it is 20 miles
from downtown Houston (but still part of what most people call Houston,
though a few miles outside the official limit).
The next one is coming in soon next to Katy Mills Mall at mile # 741 (one
of the huge outlet malls by the Mills Corporation, which I first
encountered near Philly with the Franklin Mills Mall). I wonder if they're
going to kill the old 747 one, or if that will remain a regular walmart
with regular hours and the new supercenter will just slowly kill it. O_o
In any event, the next open-now one is in Sealy, mile number 720, 50 miles
west of downtown, and is a very very typical rural walmart, only with a
good mix of types of people, since Sealy isn't that far from a big city,
and compared to some really horrible towns NE of Houston the same distance
out, is a good town for a small town in this region of Texas, though not
too historical/cultural compared to some awesome ones.
-> Actually, if I go to Wal-Mart late at night, it's for the famed
-> Wal-Mart Derby. There are two ways to do this:
->
-> First way, you run around the store, and fill up a shopping cart with
-> the most random stuff you can find, then leave it in the toy
-> department.
... okay. Wouldn't that be more fun at Toys R Us or something? O_o
-> The second way is even more fun. You grab a shopping cart and go on a
-> mission. Fill it up with lingerie, whipped cream, polaroid film,
-> rope, toy handcuffs, condomw, a disposable enema, one of those big
-> foam noodles, and anything else that is used primarily for a sexual
-> purpose, especially at two in the morning. Then either leave that
-> somewhere innappropriate (in front of the fish is always fun), or if
-> you have really big balls, go to the cash register with the lady who
-> looks the most like your grandmother. Wait until they ring it up, and
-> then pull out the wallet, realizing only then that you have only ten
-> dollars. Say 'My mistake' and just walk out.
Now that sounds fucking awesome.
-Ooh. That needs to be added to the list of things to do before one dies.
heh. I agree. It would be even more fun to do it when you're as old as your
grandmother. ^_^
Gregory Cook
-Cliezon wrote:
->
-> The Laughing Vigilante was saying something along the lines of:
->
-> > "Murkrow: Musashiden Dies" <kanji...@yahoo.com> wrote:
-> >
-> > >My friend and I snuck out of the house to head down and hang out at Walmart
-> > >(Which apparantly is the 'cool' place since it's new) Supercenter, and I saw
-> > >a girl there. I got her number, and...well, you know that I'm just the stud.
-> > >Anyways, we're back at home and hanging out on our street, skateboarding,
-> > >and stuff. The girl down the street comes out. We hung out for like 4 hours
-> > >just messing around and stuff. I'm strangely attracted to her now. Damnit,
-> > >what do I do? ><
-> >
-> > Wow. You usually only find trashbag hos at Wal-Mart. That's why I
-> > don't go there late at night.
-> >
-> > Actually, if I go to Wal-Mart late at night, it's for the famed
-> > Wal-Mart Derby. There are two ways to do this:
-> >
-> > First way, you run around the store, and fill up a shopping cart with
-> > the most random stuff you can find, then leave it in the toy
-> > department.
-> >
-> > The second way is even more fun. You grab a shopping cart and go on a
-> > mission. Fill it up with lingerie, whipped cream, polaroid film,
-> > rope, toy handcuffs, condomw, a disposable enema, one of those big
-> > foam noodles, and anything else that is used primarily for a sexual
-> > purpose, especially at two in the morning. Then either leave that
-> > somewhere innappropriate (in front of the fish is always fun), or if
-> > you have really big balls, go to the cash register with the lady who
-> > looks the most like your grandmother. Wait until they ring it up, and
-> > then pull out the wallet, realizing only then that you have only ten
-> > dollars. Say 'My mistake' and just walk out.
->
-> Ooh. That needs to be added to the list of things to do before one dies.
-
-Don't do it, Cliezon. I work in the office of a department store and I
-know how the people on the sales floor would just love to have that
-trick played on them. It's just not funny for people who are working
-there.
most things in life that are funny to one person aren't funny to others,
but that's part of the shit of life.
Gregory Cook
-The Laughing Vigilante wrote:
->
-> "Murkrow: Musashiden Dies" <kanji...@yahoo.com> wrote:
->
-> >My friend and I snuck out of the house to head down and hang out at Walmart
-> >(Which apparantly is the 'cool' place since it's new) Supercenter, and I saw
-> >a girl there. I got her number, and...well, you know that I'm just the stud.
-> >Anyways, we're back at home and hanging out on our street, skateboarding,
-> >and stuff. The girl down the street comes out. We hung out for like 4 hours
-> >just messing around and stuff. I'm strangely attracted to her now. Damnit,
-> >what do I do? ><
->
-> Wow. You usually only find trashbag hos at Wal-Mart. That's why I
-> don't go there late at night.
-
-It depends on where you live. If you're in an area where the Wal-Marts
-are the most exciting things in the entire town*, then the non-hos in
-town probably have nothing better to do anyway. If you live anywhere
-with
-a decent number of things to do, chances are they'll be out doing those
-things instead. (Absolutely no reason to go to a Wal-Mart when there are
-half a dozen under-21 nightclubs in the area, but when the the rest of
-downtown consists of antique stores and doctor's officies, what the hell
-else are you going to do?)
Well, you could go to a Wal-Mart to buy cheap shit, actually. (gasp) ^_^
Or you could go to a local store instead and prevent America from getting
even worse, corporation wise. Wal-Mart is not the worst of it, but it is
part of the problem.
-* I have been to places where this is precicely the situation. My
-grandmother once wondered aloud how I could possibly get bored in her
-hometown, on the grounds that the town has TWO Wal-Marts as opposed
-to one. Really.
heh. Doesn't surprise me. People start to think of the strangest things as
status symbols for themselves or their towns. The greater Houston area
would be fucking Shangri-La to her. O_o
-> Actually, if I go to Wal-Mart late at night, it's for the famed
-> Wal-Mart Derby. There are two ways to do this:
->
-> First way, you run around the store, and fill up a shopping cart with
-> the most random stuff you can find, then leave it in the toy
-> department.
->
-> The second way is even more fun. You grab a shopping cart and go on a
-> mission. Fill it up with lingerie, whipped cream, polaroid film,
-> rope, toy handcuffs, condomw, a disposable enema, one of those big
-> foam noodles, and anything else that is used primarily for a sexual
-> purpose, especially at two in the morning. Then either leave that
-> somewhere innappropriate (in front of the fish is always fun), or if
-> you have really big balls, go to the cash register with the lady who
-> looks the most like your grandmother. Wait until they ring it up, and
-> then pull out the wallet, realizing only then that you have only ten
-> dollars. Say 'My mistake' and just walk out.
-
-When I go back east on vacation, I am going to do this whether anyone
-I know likes it or not.
heh.
Gregory Cook
-The Laughing Vigilante wrote:
->
-> crisis <jspo...@meowAGHLLAGHAGL.org> wrote:
->
-> >The Laughing Vigilante wrote:
-> >>
-> >> "Murkrow: Musashiden Dies" <kanji...@yahoo.com> wrote:
-> >>
-> >> >My friend and I snuck out of the house to head down and hang out at Walmart
-> >> >(Which apparantly is the 'cool' place since it's new) Supercenter, and I saw
-> >> >a girl there. I got her number, and...well, you know that I'm just the stud.
-> >> >Anyways, we're back at home and hanging out on our street, skateboarding,
-> >> >and stuff. The girl down the street comes out. We hung out for like 4 hours
-> >> >just messing around and stuff. I'm strangely attracted to her now. Damnit,
-> >> >what do I do? ><
-> >>
-> >> Wow. You usually only find trashbag hos at Wal-Mart. That's why I
-> >> don't go there late at night.
-> >
-> >It depends on where you live. If you're in an area where the Wal-Marts
-> >are the most exciting things in the entire town*, then the non-hos in
-> >town probably have nothing better to do anyway. If you live anywhere
-> >with
-> >a decent number of things to do, chances are they'll be out doing those
-> >things instead. (Absolutely no reason to go to a Wal-Mart when there are
-> >half a dozen under-21 nightclubs in the area, but when the the rest of
-> >downtown consists of antique stores and doctor's officies, what the hell
-> >else are you going to do?)
-> >
-> >* I have been to places where this is precicely the situation. My
-> >grandmother once wondered aloud how I could possibly get bored in her
-> >hometown, on the grounds that the town has TWO Wal-Marts as opposed
-> >to one. Really.
->
-> I live in that kind of town. There are only two under 21 clubs, and
-> both suck donkey balls. Wal-Mart is the only thing to do, and even
-> that is populated by trashbag hos, mothers beating their children, and
-> really fat people in spandex.
->
-> >
-> >> Actually, if I go to Wal-Mart late at night, it's for the famed
-> >> Wal-Mart Derby. There are two ways to do this:
-> >>
-> >> First way, you run around the store, and fill up a shopping cart with
-> >> the most random stuff you can find, then leave it in the toy
-> >> department.
-> >>
-> >> The second way is even more fun. You grab a shopping cart and go on a
-> >> mission. Fill it up with lingerie, whipped cream, polaroid film,
-> >> rope, toy handcuffs, condomw, a disposable enema, one of those big
-> >> foam noodles, and anything else that is used primarily for a sexual
-> >> purpose, especially at two in the morning. Then either leave that
-> >> somewhere innappropriate (in front of the fish is always fun), or if
-> >> you have really big balls, go to the cash register with the lady who
-> >> looks the most like your grandmother. Wait until they ring it up, and
-> >> then pull out the wallet, realizing only then that you have only ten
-> >> dollars. Say 'My mistake' and just walk out.
-> >
-> >When I go back east on vacation, I am going to do this whether anyone
-> >I know likes it or not.
->
-> Damn right. It works best if you go with a partner, either gender
-> will work.
-
-That is just not funny, LV...
let the kids have their fun talking about doing bad things as long as
they're not actually doing them. ^_^
Gregory Cook
-On Tue, 25 Jul 2000 22:06:57 -0500, Cefca Ramen
-<ramen_junkEYTH...@hotmail.cm> wrote:
-
->Murkrow: Musashiden Dies, kanji...@yahoo.com :
->> My friend and I snuck out of the house to head down and hang out at Walmart
->> (Which apparantly is the 'cool' place since it's new) Supercenter, and I saw
->> a girl there. I got her number, and...well, you know that I'm just the stud.
->> Anyways, we're back at home and hanging out on our street, skateboarding,
->> and stuff. The girl down the street comes out. We hung out for like 4 hours
->> just messing around and stuff. I'm strangely attracted to her now. Damnit,
->> what do I do? ><
->
->You picked up a chick at the Walmart? O_o?
-
-Every hot chick within a 30-mile radius goes to my Walmart.
Most places aren't the same way, outside of West Virginia. ^_^
Or perhaps your definition of hot is a bit different.
And that might say something about you or where you live, but whatever.
Hotness is too subjective for this debate to matter.
Jason
Not really. I doubt anyone would notice if we all just
disappeared one day.
Cliezon
Gregory Cook was saying something along the lines of:
> Linda <linda...@msn.net> wrote:
>
> -Luke Drelick wrote:
> ->
> -> On 27 Jul 2000 01:43:48 GMT, vinc...@aol.commyears (DiSiLLuSiOn)
> -> wrote:
> ->
> -> >Junkie al'la Ramen wrote:
> -> >>Luke Drelick, du...@remove.worldnet.remove.att.remove.net :
> -> >>> On Tue, 25 Jul 2000 22:06:57 -0500, Cefca Ramen
> -> >>> <ramen_junkEYTH...@hotmail.cm> wrote:
> -> >>>
> -> >>> >Murkrow: Musashiden Dies, kanji...@yahoo.com :
> -> >>> >> My friend and I snuck out of the house to head down and hang out at
> -> >>Walmart
> -> >>> >> (Which apparantly is the 'cool' place since it's new) Supercenter, and I
> -> >>saw
> -> >>> >> a girl there. I got her number, and...well, you know that I'm just the
> -> >>stud.
> -> >>> >> Anyways, we're back at home and hanging out on our street,
> -> >>skateboarding,
> -> >>> >> and stuff. The girl down the street comes out. We hung out for like 4
> -> >>hours
> -> >>> >> just messing around and stuff. I'm strangely attracted to her now.
> -> >>Damnit,
> -> >>> >> what do I do? ><
> -> >>> >
> -> >>> >You picked up a chick at the Walmart? O_o?
> -> >>> >
> -> >>>
> -> >>> If Walmart's anything like K-Mart I wouldn't be surprised if the chick
> -> >>> weighed 4 tons :)
> -> >>
> -> >>Wal-Mart is like K-Mart with class.
> -> >
> -> >Yeh and if your there enough, your bound to see some pretty kickass looking
> -> >goth gals *Grins*
> -> >
> -> >DiSiLLuSiOn
> ->
> -> Hehe most of the Goth girls I know are like 4 tons,
> -
> -Would there be some special reason for this, do you suppose? I mean,
> -does Goth culture dictate that its members be severely overweight..?
>
> I know plenty of thin goths, and goths used to be thinner overall.
>
> Guess what. It's Americans in general who have gotten fatter, not any
> particular group. This of course excludes a few exceptions such as
> well-rounded athletes, healthy-eating vegetarians, and people with
> metabolic problems, of course.
What's somewhat ironic is that our idea of 'attractiveness' (as a society, anyway,
quite frankly I don't give a shit about what magazines say make you 'hot' and/or
'sexy') has gotten decidedly thinner as society on a whole gets larger.
And for the record, I guess I'm one of the ones with metabolic problems. Though
everybody else seems to tell me it's not much of a problem.
--
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///// The Quasi-Official AGFF List of Things to do Before Dying \\\\\
This list is constructed from the musings of various AGFFers as a compilation - meant
to be a 'checklist' of sorts, of things that should be tried before one dies. A list
will be kept of the plausible submissions, and also which AGFFers have done each.
Credit is given to Eyeglazer for the suggestion to add such a list, and to each
individual who submits to the list.
1. "The Wal-Mart Derby" - Late at night is the best time. You grab a shopping cart and
go on a mission. Fill it up with lingerie, whipped cream, polaroid film, rope, toy
handcuffs, condoms, a disposable enema, one of those big foam noodles, and anything
else that is used primarily for a sexual purpose. Then either leave that somewhere
inappropriate, or, if you have really big balls, go to the cash register with the lady
who looks the most like your grandmother (any companion works almost as well.) As they
ring it up, check your wallet and realize you only have ten dollars. Say 'my mistake'
and just walk out.
(from: The Laughing Vigilante. Added 7/27/00)
Cliezon
Gregory Cook was saying something along the lines of:
> "Murkrow: Musashiden Dies" <kanji...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
> -My friend and I snuck out of the house to head down and hang out at Walmart
> -(Which apparantly is the 'cool' place since it's new) Supercenter, and I saw
> -a girl there. I got her number, and...well, you know that I'm just the stud.
>
> speaking of ego trips. Someone needs to combine these two threads. heh.
>
> -Anyways, we're back at home and hanging out on our street, skateboarding,
> -and stuff. The girl down the street comes out. We hung out for like 4 hours
> -just messing around and stuff. I'm strangely attracted to her now. Damnit,
> -what do I do? ><
>
> Cut off your penis.
LOL!
Dammit, why are you leaving, again? Things just aren't nearly as funny without
you. :o
Alix And/Or
>CypherJiro wrote:
>
>>Vincent7z wrote:
>
>>>Ick..."trendy" girls make me violently ill....
>>
>> I am about to punch you in the jaw so hard, we might as well call you Glass
>>Joe.
>
>Shallow, trendy people constantly remind me why it would be a
>great idea to wipe humanity from the planet.
Feed your ego with this thought: The shallow people are just there to
make up the numbers. They're the nameless extras in the movie of you
life.
--
Alix And/Or
'We overcame evil with the Sword of Teamwork.
And the Hammer of... Not Bickering'
- The Shoveler, 'Mystery Men'
Rob Browning
Cook) wrote:
>Rob Browning <rbr...@learnlink.emory.edu> wrote:
>
>-On Tue, 25 Jul 2000 22:06:57 -0500, Cefca Ramen
>-<ramen_junkEYTH...@hotmail.cm> wrote:
>-
>->Murkrow: Musashiden Dies, kanji...@yahoo.com :
>->> My friend and I snuck out of the house to head down and hang out at Walmart
>->> (Which apparantly is the 'cool' place since it's new) Supercenter, and I saw
>->> a girl there. I got her number, and...well, you know that I'm just the stud.
>->> Anyways, we're back at home and hanging out on our street, skateboarding,
>->> and stuff. The girl down the street comes out. We hung out for like 4 hours
>->> just messing around and stuff. I'm strangely attracted to her now. Damnit,
>->> what do I do? ><
>->
>->You picked up a chick at the Walmart? O_o?
>-
>-Every hot chick within a 30-mile radius goes to my Walmart.
>
>Most places aren't the same way, outside of West Virginia. ^_^
>
>Or perhaps your definition of hot is a bit different.
No. My definition of "hot" goes along with most of male America's
definition of "hot," at least physically.
Rob
Send all e-mail to sca0...@mail.wvnet.edu for the time being.
Seems that the doofs at Emory don't want anyone to access their
e-mail over the summer. Jerks.
"What the F*CK does this have to do with final fantasy??? Look
unless you're gonna talk about the subject, you might as well
leave. Poems won't get you fame on this website."
--Some guy making himself look like a complete moron
DiSiLLuSiOn
>CypherJiro wrote:
>>
>> Vincent7z wrote:
>>
>> >>
>> >>Luke Drelick wrote:
>> >>>
>> >>>
>> >>> >Junkie al'la Ramen wrote:
>> >>> >>> On Tue, 25 Jul 2000 22:06:57 -0500, Cefca Ramen
>> >>> >>>
>> >>> >>> >Murkrow: Musashiden Dies, kanji...@yahoo.com :
>at
>> >>> >>Walmart
>Supercenter,
>> >>and I
>> >>> >>saw
>just
>> >>the
>> >>> >>stud.
>> >>> >>skateboarding,
>like
>> >>4
>> >>> >>hours
>now.
>> >>> >>Damnit,
>> >>> >>> >
>> >>> >>> >You picked up a chick at the Walmart? O_o?
>> >>> >>> >
>> >>> >>>
>chick
>> >>> >>
>> >>> >>Wal-Mart is like K-Mart with class.
>> >>> >
>kickass
>> >>looking
>> >>> >
>> >>> >DiSiLLuSiOn
>> >>>
>> >>> Hehe most of the Goth girls I know are like 4 tons,
>> >>
>> >>
>> >
>> >
>>
>>
>society
>> -> girl becomes disillusioned with life and her life -> girl gets
>criminally
>
>
Nahhhh, that's just the "plasters hand to forehead woe is me" Mopygoth part
of the group. The Perkygoths are very optimistic.
DiSiLLuSiOn
>DiSiLLuSiOn wrote:
>
>I don't, that's for sure...
Hmm, well ya know one *Grins*
>>
>> DiSiLLuSiOn
>> --
>> AIM name: Mr DiSiLLuSiOn
>> ____________________
>> | e.Coli says |
>> | "I LOVE ATMA" |
>> |____________________|
>>
>> .sig at
>> http://members.aol.com/vincent7z/sig.txt
>>
>> To reply, chop off my ears
>
>
>Dis, your sig should be full of ears...
>pics of them
>
I would think that would be your sig *Grins* ya have enough to have a museum
Linda
>
> Linda wrote:
>
> >Jason wrote:
> >>
> >> CypherJiro wrote:
> >>
> >> >Vincent7z wrote:
> >>
> >> >
> >> > I am about to punch you in the jaw so hard, we might as well call you Glass
> >> >Joe.
> >>
> >> Shallow, trendy people constantly remind me why it would be a
> >> great idea to wipe humanity from the planet.
> >
>
> Not really. I doubt anyone would notice if we all just
> disappeared one day.
If we all disappeared at the exact same time, then no, we wouldn't
notice...
Gregory Cook
-
-
-Gregory Cook was saying something along the lines of:
-
-> Linda <linda...@msn.net> wrote:
->
-> -Luke Drelick wrote:
-> ->
-> -> On 27 Jul 2000 01:43:48 GMT, vinc...@aol.commyears (DiSiLLuSiOn)
-> -> wrote:
-> ->
-> -> >Junkie al'la Ramen wrote:
-> -> >>Luke Drelick, du...@remove.worldnet.remove.att.remove.net :
-> -> >>> On Tue, 25 Jul 2000 22:06:57 -0500, Cefca Ramen
-> -> >>> <ramen_junkEYTH...@hotmail.cm> wrote:
-> -> >>>
-> -> >>> >Murkrow: Musashiden Dies, kanji...@yahoo.com :
-> -> >>> >> My friend and I snuck out of the house to head down and hang out at
-> -> >>Walmart
-> -> >>> >> (Which apparantly is the 'cool' place since it's new) Supercenter, and I
-> -> >>saw
-> -> >>> >> a girl there. I got her number, and...well, you know that I'm just the
-> -> >>stud.
-> -> >>> >> Anyways, we're back at home and hanging out on our street,
-> -> >>skateboarding,
-> -> >>> >> and stuff. The girl down the street comes out. We hung out for like 4
-> -> >>hours
-> -> >>> >> just messing around and stuff. I'm strangely attracted to her now.
-> -> >>Damnit,
-> -> >>> >> what do I do? ><
-> -> >>> >
-> -> >>> >You picked up a chick at the Walmart? O_o?
-> -> >>> >
-> -> >>>
-> -> >>> If Walmart's anything like K-Mart I wouldn't be surprised if the chick
-> -> >>> weighed 4 tons :)
-> -> >>
-> -> >>Wal-Mart is like K-Mart with class.
-> -> >
-> -> >Yeh and if your there enough, your bound to see some pretty kickass looking
-> -> >goth gals *Grins*
-> -> >
-> -> >DiSiLLuSiOn
-> ->
-> -> Hehe most of the Goth girls I know are like 4 tons,
-> -
-> -Would there be some special reason for this, do you suppose? I mean,
-> -does Goth culture dictate that its members be severely overweight..?
->
-> I know plenty of thin goths, and goths used to be thinner overall.
->
-> Guess what. It's Americans in general who have gotten fatter, not any
-> particular group. This of course excludes a few exceptions such as
-> well-rounded athletes, healthy-eating vegetarians, and people with
-> metabolic problems, of course.
-
-What's somewhat ironic is that our idea of 'attractiveness' (as a society, anyway,
-quite frankly I don't give a shit about what magazines say make you 'hot' and/or
-'sexy') has gotten decidedly thinner as society on a whole gets larger.
It may be that, but it isn't surprising. People always want what they have
a hard time getting, and now that the media is so everpresent in life, we
see it more and more, what grass is greener and so forth.
Hm. And this relates to tanning vs. white skin, and how that's changed in
Western Europe from the middle ages to now.
I think pale skin (for people it's natural for) is coming back in style,
though.
-And for the record, I guess I'm one of the ones with metabolic problems. Though
-everybody else seems to tell me it's not much of a problem.
A lot of people have them, if not, in a way, all people (sometimes the
problem leads to a stable weight right around average, though, so it's not
really seen as a problem ^_^), but I meant specifically the kind where you
can't gain weight, such as Tech's.
Gregory Cook
-On Sun, 30 Jul 2000 10:09:57 GMT, gfox...@earthlink.net (Gregory
-Cook) wrote:
-
->Rob Browning <rbr...@learnlink.emory.edu> wrote:
->
->-On Tue, 25 Jul 2000 22:06:57 -0500, Cefca Ramen
->-<ramen_junkEYTH...@hotmail.cm> wrote:
->-
->->Murkrow: Musashiden Dies, kanji...@yahoo.com :
->->> My friend and I snuck out of the house to head down and hang out at Walmart
->->> (Which apparantly is the 'cool' place since it's new) Supercenter, and I saw
->->> a girl there. I got her number, and...well, you know that I'm just the stud.
->->> Anyways, we're back at home and hanging out on our street, skateboarding,
->->> and stuff. The girl down the street comes out. We hung out for like 4 hours
->->> just messing around and stuff. I'm strangely attracted to her now. Damnit,
->->> what do I do? ><
->->
->->You picked up a chick at the Walmart? O_o?
->-
->-Every hot chick within a 30-mile radius goes to my Walmart.
->
->Most places aren't the same way, outside of West Virginia. ^_^
->
->Or perhaps your definition of hot is a bit different.
-
-No. My definition of "hot" goes along with most of male America's
-definition of "hot," at least physically.
I meant from mine. And thus, yes, you've confirmed it. ^_^
Gregory Cook
-
-
-Gregory Cook was saying something along the lines of:
-
-> "Murkrow: Musashiden Dies" <kanji...@yahoo.com> wrote:
->
-> -My friend and I snuck out of the house to head down and hang out at Walmart
-> -(Which apparantly is the 'cool' place since it's new) Supercenter, and I saw
-> -a girl there. I got her number, and...well, you know that I'm just the stud.
->
-> speaking of ego trips. Someone needs to combine these two threads. heh.
->
-> -Anyways, we're back at home and hanging out on our street, skateboarding,
-> -and stuff. The girl down the street comes out. We hung out for like 4 hours
-> -just messing around and stuff. I'm strangely attracted to her now. Damnit,
-> -what do I do? ><
->
-> Cut off your penis.
-
-LOL!
-
-Dammit, why are you leaving, again? Things just aren't nearly as funny without
-you. :o
In a month, you'll laugh at the post you just made. ^_^
Jason
Exactly.
Cefca Ramen
> JT wrote:
> >That ignorant bastard vinc...@aol.commyears (DiSiLLuSiOn) foolishly
> >posted the following words to alt.games.final-fantasy, RIGHT BEFORE I
> >DROPPED A FORKLIFT ON HIM [or her ;_;] AND THEN AIR-GUITARED A
> >RIFFING-ASS SOLO FROM HADES:
> >
> >>CyberJiro wrote:
> >>>Vincent7z wrote:
> >>>
> >>> >Luke Drelick wrote:
> >>>>>On 27 Jul 2000 01:43:48 GMT, vinc...@aol.commyears (DiSiLLuSiOn)
> >>>>>
> >>>>>>Junkie al'la Ramen wrote:
> >>>>>>>> On Tue, 25 Jul 2000 22:06:57 -0500, Cefca Ramen
> >>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>> >Murkrow: Musashiden Dies, kanji...@yahoo.com :
> >at
> >>>>>>>Walmart
> >>>>and
> >>>>>I
> >>>>>>>saw
> >>>>the
> >>>>>>>stud.
> >>>>>>>skateboarding,
> >like
> >>>4
> >>>>>>>hours
> >>>>>>>Damnit,
> >>>>>>>> >
> >>>>>>>> >You picked up a chick at the Walmart? O_o?
> >>>>>>>> >
> >>>>>>>>
> >chick
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>Wal-Mart is like K-Mart with class.
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>looking
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>DiSiLLuSiOn
> >>>>>
> >>>>>Hehe most of the Goth girls I know are like 4 tons, so that WOULD make
> >>>>>Wal Mart like K-Mart :) I just prefer the regular, normal dressing
> >>>>>"trendy" if you will girls.
> >>>>
> >>>>Ick..."trendy" girls make me violently ill....
> >>>>
> >>>
> >>> I am about to punch you in the jaw so hard, we might as well call you
> >Glass
> >>>Joe.
> >>
> >of
> >>them are. I cant stand all those "higher than thou" bitches that buy
> >$200.00
> >>worth of clothes each week and think anyone who doesent is a pesent.
> >Sorry
> >> they just piss me off. But as I said, not ALL trendy's are like that.
> >
> >>Every group has the bad seed's that make it look rather crappy, and i'm
> >just
> >>saying that I dont like that aspect of the trendy group.
> >
> >I just spent 100 dollars on t-shirts in one day.
>
> Did you spend that 100 dollars in The Gap and other trendyshit stores? Then
> ya dont count *Grins*
JT in a Gap... ha ha ha ha! now that would be a sight.
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JT the Skullcrushing Diesel Machine of Endless Destruction and Human Wreckage
Granted, they all have the "Mayhem" or "Exhumed" logo on them, and are
tour shirts, but it's still a lot of money. Support the bands! I mean,
any band which has had members who have:
a] killed themselves, and
b] killed another band member, and
c] burned down churches and GONE TO JAIL FOR IT
is obviously deserving of my money!
"There is a disease which has plagued the earth for 2000 years...
It's name... is CHRISTIANITY!" [Maniac - vocalist for Mayhem]
JT "If I was any more metal i'd set off the alarms at the airport"
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JT the Skullcrushing Diesel Machine of Endless Destruction and Human Wreckage
And/Or) foolishly posted the following words to
alt.games.final-fantasy, RIGHT BEFORE I DROPPED A FORKLIFT ON HIM [or
her ;_;] AND THEN AIR-GUITARED A RIFFING-ASS SOLO FROM HADES:
>On Sat, 29 Jul 2000 14:57:47 -0500, wx...@oryyfbhgu.arg (Jason) wrote:
>
>>CypherJiro wrote:
>>
>>>Vincent7z wrote:
>>
>>>>Ick..."trendy" girls make me violently ill....
>>>
>>> I am about to punch you in the jaw so hard, we might as well call you Glass
>>>Joe.
>>
>>Shallow, trendy people constantly remind me why it would be a
>>great idea to wipe humanity from the planet.
>
>Feed your ego with this thought: The shallow people are just there to
>make up the numbers. They're the nameless extras in the movie of you
>life.
Without the trendy people, one wouldnt be able to determine if they
were untrendy or not. Plus there wouldnt be people to look down upon
for being simple minded and retarded. That's why i am, in fact,
thankful for Korn fans. While they flock to they useless piss-bands,
the real music fans are paying 8-12 dollars and seeing fucking great
concerts by people who can actually play instruments. ;-]
DiSiLLuSiOn
>That ignorant bastard vinc...@aol.commyears (DiSiLLuSiOn) foolishly
>posted the following words to alt.games.final-fantasy, RIGHT BEFORE I
>DROPPED A FORKLIFT ON HIM [or her ;_;] AND THEN AIR-GUITARED A
>RIFFING-ASS SOLO FROM HADES:
>
>>>>
>>>
>>> I am about to punch you in the jaw so hard, we might as well call you
>Glass
>>>Joe.
>>
>of
>>them are. I cant stand all those "higher than thou" bitches that buy
>$200.00
>>worth of clothes each week and think anyone who doesent is a pesent.
>Sorry
>> they just piss me off. But as I said, not ALL trendy's are like that.
>
>>Every group has the bad seed's that make it look rather crappy, and i'm
>just
>>saying that I dont like that aspect of the trendy group.
>
>I just spent 100 dollars on t-shirts in one day.
Did you spend that 100 dollars in The Gap and other trendyshit stores? Then
ya dont count *Grins*
DiSiLLuSiOn
Rob Browning
<ramen_junkEYTH...@hotmail.cm> wrote:
>DiSiLLuSiOn, vinc...@aol.commyears :
>> JT wrote:
>> >That ignorant bastard vinc...@aol.commyears (DiSiLLuSiOn) foolishly
>> >posted the following words to alt.games.final-fantasy, RIGHT BEFORE I
>> >DROPPED A FORKLIFT ON HIM [or her ;_;] AND THEN AIR-GUITARED A
>> >RIFFING-ASS SOLO FROM HADES:
>> >>I'm not saying ALL trendy girls are crappy, i'm just saying a good majority
>> >of
>> >>them are. I cant stand all those "higher than thou" bitches that buy
>> >$200.00
>> >>worth of clothes each week and think anyone who doesent is a pesent.
>> >Sorry
>> >> they just piss me off. But as I said, not ALL trendy's are like that.
>> >
>> >>Every group has the bad seed's that make it look rather crappy, and i'm
>> >just
>> >>saying that I dont like that aspect of the trendy group.
>> >
>> >I just spent 100 dollars on t-shirts in one day.
>>
>> Did you spend that 100 dollars in The Gap and other trendyshit stores? Then
>> ya dont count *Grins*
>
>JT in a Gap... ha ha ha ha! now that would be a sight.
I imagine JT in a Gap commercial. It makes me laugh.
Rob
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e-mail over the summer. Jerks.
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Tekhne
>That ignorant bastard vinc...@aol.commyears (DiSiLLuSiOn) foolishly
>posted the following words to alt.games.final-fantasy, RIGHT BEFORE I
>DROPPED A FORKLIFT ON HIM [or her ;_;] AND THEN AIR-GUITARED A
>RIFFING-ASS SOLO FROM HADES:
>
>>CyberJiro wrote:
>>>Vincent7z wrote:
>>>
>>> >Luke Drelick wrote:
>>>>>On 27 Jul 2000 01:43:48 GMT, vinc...@aol.commyears (DiSiLLuSiOn)
>>>>>wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>>Junkie al'la Ramen wrote:
>>>>>>>Luke Drelick, du...@remove.worldnet.remove.att.remove.net :
>>I'm not saying ALL trendy girls are crappy, i'm just saying a good majority of
>>them are. I cant stand all those "higher than thou" bitches that buy $200.00
>>worth of clothes each week and think anyone who doesent is a pesent. Sorry
>> they just piss me off. But as I said, not ALL trendy's are like that.
>>Every group has the bad seed's that make it look rather crappy, and i'm just
>>saying that I dont like that aspect of the trendy group.
>
>I just spent 100 dollars on t-shirts in one day.
>
>Granted, they all have the "Mayhem" or "Exhumed" logo on them, and are
>tour shirts, but it's still a lot of money. Support the bands! I mean,
>any band which has had members who have:
>a] killed themselves, and
>b] killed another band member, and
>c] burned down churches and GONE TO JAIL FOR IT
>is obviously deserving of my money!
>
>"There is a disease which has plagued the earth for 2000 years...
>It's name... is CHRISTIANITY!" [Maniac - vocalist for Mayhem]
It shouldn't be the image or the beliefs and actions of a
band that counts as to whether you support them or not. It
should be one thing, and one thing only: their music.
Everything else is pointless shit.
--
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"Lenin left us with a great legacy. We, his heirs, we fucked it up."
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JT the Skullcrushing Diesel Machine of Endless Destruction and Human Wreckage
The irony of my post seems to have escaped your grasp, wretched fool.
In case you didn't notice, i was merely reciting the typical
stereotype of metal that many people seem to hold, that of the crazy,
maniacal band members. And in this case, the stereotype is actually
true, and resulted in two deaths and a bunch of burned churches, so i
figured this would be a great time to speak out and say "LOOK! FOR
ONCE IN YOUR WORTHLESS FUCKING LIFE YOUR ANTI-METAL STEREOTYPE IS
FUCKING RIGHT, MOTHERFUCKER!"
Oops! Got carried away there. Hahaha.
Disillusion
>
>Then
>> ya dont count *Grins*
>
>JT in a Gap... ha ha ha ha! now that would be a sight.
Heheheh *Hooks into all the camera's in all the Gap stores* well if he does
i'll get him hell even if he doesent I might do some image
doctoring..mwahahahaaaa!
Disillusion
Tekhne
Machine of Endless Destruction and Human Wreckage) did say:
>That ignorant bastard Tekhne <djpurdy...@ukonline.co.uk>
>foolishly posted the following words to alt.games.final-fantasy, RIGHT
>BEFORE I DROPPED A FORKLIFT ON HIM [or her ;_;] AND THEN AIR-GUITARED
>A RIFFING-ASS SOLO FROM HADES:
>
>>'Twas a fateful day when JT did say:
>>
>>>Granted, they all have the "Mayhem" or "Exhumed" logo on them, and are
>>>tour shirts, but it's still a lot of money. Support the bands! I mean,
>>>any band which has had members who have:
>>>a] killed themselves, and
>>>b] killed another band member, and
>>>c] burned down churches and GONE TO JAIL FOR IT
>>>is obviously deserving of my money!
>>>
>>>"There is a disease which has plagued the earth for 2000 years...
>>>It's name... is CHRISTIANITY!" [Maniac - vocalist for Mayhem]
>>
>>It shouldn't be the image or the beliefs and actions of a
>>band that counts as to whether you support them or not. It
>>should be one thing, and one thing only: their music.
>>Everything else is pointless shit.
>
>The irony of my post seems to have escaped your grasp, wretched fool.
>In case you didn't notice, i was merely reciting the typical
>stereotype of metal that many people seem to hold, that of the crazy,
>maniacal band members. And in this case, the stereotype is actually
>true, and resulted in two deaths and a bunch of burned churches, so i
>figured this would be a great time to speak out and say "LOOK! FOR
>ONCE IN YOUR WORTHLESS FUCKING LIFE YOUR ANTI-METAL STEREOTYPE IS
>FUCKING RIGHT, MOTHERFUCKER!"
>
>Oops! Got carried away there. Hahaha.
Ah, irony! Sorry, but you were a bit too convincing... (^:Ş
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