[Lemon] The Adventures of Indianapolis Charmander
Shadow
one minor exception, this lemon is entirely m/m. First of its kind
for me, as a matter of fact. I wrote this lemon entirely on request
for Charmy, and I gotta tell you, I'm scared as hell he's gonna hate
it and burn me at the stake. Eh, it wouldn't be my first time....
Now, without further ado, my very first yaoi lemon!
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The Adventures of Indianapolis Charmander
In the small desert city of Kerplowy, a small figure in light-colored
robes slunk through the streets, weaving in and out of the throng of
people moving to and fro. The figure had a hard-on that was tenting
his robes, but that was normal. He came to a short stone building in
the middle of a long street and went inside, pulling out a wet towel
from a large pocket in the side of his robes. He liked having the
towel in his robes; it was nice and cool, and it made it look like he
had balls the size of watermelons.
Inside the building were two other figures: a Rhydon, and a Tangela.
The Tangela was holding up a small golden statuette of a Scyther in its
tentacles for the Rhydon to inspect. "Well, what do you think?" the
Tangela said in the classic little sneaky guy voice. "It is the real
deal, my friend."
"Mm-hmm, I do believe it is," said the Rhydon in a proper British
accent. "How much are you asking for it?"
"A mere 20,000 pokébucks, my friend."
"Sounds good. I'll take it."
The robed figure took that opportunity to make his presense known.
"I don't think so, you grave-robbing scum!" The figure whipped off the
robe, revealing a lean Charmander body, took a wide stance, (which also
gave serious view to his outstretched woody) and snapped the towel in
the air. "I am...Indianapolis Charmander!" (Indy for short!)
The other two pokémon quickly covered their eyes. "Uh, could we
possibly *not* see that?!" the Rhydon grumbled, pointing at the
erectile non-dysfunction (now that's an original description!)
Indy glanced down and quickly covered himself with the towel. "Oops,
sorry! I was thinking happy thoughts!"
The Tangela suddenly shouted "Get him!" and sent a couple vines over to
whip Indy into shape. The fire pokémon jumped out of the way, then
heard the rumbling of a Rhydon's Takedown attack. He easily sidestepped
the brute, and snapped the towel right on that big gray ass. The
Rhydon screeched in pain and stumbled, grabbing and rubbing his ass
cheeks as best he could to alieve the pain. Indy turned and snapped
the towel at the golden statue, grabbing it and pulling it toward him.
Unfortunately he miscalculated, and the statue hit him square in the
noggin. He hit his head again after falling backwards, and finally
caught the statue in his left hand. "I gotta work on that," he mumbled
to himself.
The Rhydon had left, crying like a.....person who cries easily (give me
a break, I ran out of adjectives) and the Tangela was now running out
the back door.
"Stop, you villainous villain!" Indy shouted dramatically. He snapped
the towel again, catching the Tangela in between a couple vines,
knocking him to the ground. "I'll just take you in to the authorities,
and then I'll get my reward."
Then came the familiar cry of "Curse you, Indianapolis Jones!
Curse you!"
And then Jenny came in and straddled the Tangela and they both had a
good time. But Indy declined, and left for his girlfriend's house
across town.
***
The Scene: Across town (Please, like I'd open the scene any other way!)
Indy climbed the seven flights of stairs up to his girlfriend's
apartment, greedily clutching the prized statuette. Maybe once she saw
the reward money, he'd finally get into her panties tonight.
His knocking on her door was swiftly answered by a svelte Ninetails
wearing nothing but her fur. Indy held up the statuette triumphantly,
also inadvertantly showing off his outstretched woody. "I finally got
it, Trini!" Indy said happily.
The Ninetails tried to cover her eyes without looking too much like a
prude. "Um, that's great, dear, but could you...?" She pointed to
Indy's crotch, and he quickly covered himself with his robe. "Thank
you. Now what the hell is that?" She pointed at the statuette now.
"It's what Barnaby has been looking for, honey. He's gonna give me a
huge reward for recovering it."
"Oh, that's great! Now we can finally get out of this dump and move
into a place that doesn't have as much sand."
"What's wrong with sand?"
"It gets in your fur and it itches!"
"Besides that."
Trini huffed and went back into her apartment. Indy followed, but
didn't make it far before Trini turned to him again. "Look, if you
think you're getting any tonight, think again. We decided to wait till
we got married before we 'do it', so you'll just have to be patient!"
*Easy for her to say*, he thought to himself. Out loud, he said "Fine,
I can wait just as long as you." He turned and headed for the door.
"I'm gonna head to Joe's and watch the game. I'll see you later
tonight, okay?"
Trini was already licking her tails, and Indy desperately wished he
could stick around and see what she licked next. But, Joe was waiting
for him.
***
The Scene: Somewhere else in town, that night
Trini was furious. Not only did Indy forget to return her calls, he
had also apparently disappeared off the face of the earth! Even
Barnaby didn't know where the little snipe had run off to. The only
place she could think of was Joe's, but the game was over hours ago,
and he didn't take that long to get drunk and stumble home.
After huffing and puffing up the stairs and banging on the door, she
finally barged in and got an eyeful of a very.......delicate scene.
Joe (who was an overly large Machop,) was sitting on his beat-up old
sofa receiving a blowjob...from Indy. Joe was moaning something
fierce, and suddenly Indy's cheeks puffed out and he started swallowing
quickly. Trini was a virgin, but she knew all about the whole
biological process. Right now, however, she was more pissed off than
anything.
"You bastard!" she shouted.
Indy pulled away from Joe's cock in surprise, getting a burst of cum
splashed on his face. "Uh, Trini! Fancy seeing you here!" he coughed
out.
Trini just kept on shouting. "You son of a bitch! I can't believe you!"
"Trini, you know I'm bi!"
"But I didn't know you were cheating on me!" She crossed the room and
slapped him as hard as she could, getting a wad of cum stuck on her
hand as she pulled it away. "We're through, Indy! Don't call me ever
again!" She turned around and left the apartment, slamming the door
hard enough to rattle the fillings in Joe's teeth.
Joe took that moment to speak up himself. "You were involved with her
while you were sleeping with me?! You bastard!" He hit Indy with a
right cross, then picked him up and threw him out of his apartment,
slamming the door behind him.
Indy just lay there for a moment, feeling the stinging in his cheeks.
"I gotta go out with more women," he muttered to himself. "They hurt
less to break up with."
***
The next morning Indy wasn't feeling any better, so he went to see
Barnaby. The old Kadabra lived practically out in the desert, but Indy
didn't mind. He needed time to think about things. Mainly about where
he'd get his next lay from. And who.
Barnaby's place wasn't clean, but it was good enough for holding
ancient artifacts. The old guy liked to buy whatever Indy turned up
from old tombs and whatever he could recapture from grave robbers. It
wasn't easy work, but it paid for the hookers.
Inside, Barnaby was eyeing a new piece, a figure of an Oddish decked
out with gold chains and a ruby amulet. The Kadabra set down the
figure when Indy entered. "Ah, Indy my boy, what do you have for me
today?" he greeted.
"A Scyther statuette," Indy told him, "Possibly from king Pikachun's
era." He walked over to Barnaby's desk and set down the statuette.
"Well, check it out."
Barnaby gingerly picked up the statuette and placed a gemcutter's
eyepiece to his eye, inspecting the subtle curves, the coloration of
the gold, the blah blah blah, yada yada yada, all that shit those
artifact guys do. "It is indeed, Indy. A genuine relic of Pikachun's
age. And quite fragile." *snap* "Oh dear..."
Oh shit... "'Oh dear'? WHAT 'OH DEAR'?!!?!?!?!?!"
"I seem to have snapped off a wing."
"Has that decreased it's value?" Indy asked anxiously.
"Uh, yes, by.....well, all of it's original value."
"FUCK!!!" There went the night with Jasmine and Butch he'd had planned.
Barnaby stood up and went over to a large gray file cabinet and pulled
out a manila envelope. "Oh don't be so upset, Indy. I have a lead on
a very rare and very valuable artifact that should increase your bank
account tenfold." He tossed the envelope to Indy, who stumbled and cut
his finger on the edge. "Ugh...."
"Just tell me what it is," Indy grumbled, sucking on his now-bleeding
finger.
"I don't really know, to be perfectly honest. I only know it's an
artifact from an era before Pikachun, rumored to be in the temple of
king Hamma-wamma-doobie-woobie."
"Alright, I'm off!"
***
Reliable cars hadn't been invented yet, (but cable TV has.....how odd)
so Indy had to rent a camel for his trek into the desert. It was a
tempermental beast, but it was in heat, and it was a bargain.
The temple of king Hamma-wamma-etc. was practically in the middle of
the whole damn desert, so it was one hell of a trek to get there.
Indy hadn't been to that particular temple, but knowing the temples
around here, there was probably deadly traps, fatal puzzles, and a
bunch of other shit that he probably wasn't going to be compensated
for. One of these days he'd have to find a life insurance company that
wasn't based in Mongolia.
Eventually the sun got to be too much for the red-scaled adventurer,
so he had to hitch the camel to a nearby rest stop and take a breather.
The entire rest stop consisted of a 10X10X12 wooden shack, a drinking
post, and a stump sticking out of the ground for hitching camels. It
wasn't much, but it kept the sun off.
The inside of the rest stop wasn't much; just a coatrack, a table, and
a bed. Hmm...he didn't remember the bed being here last time. Eh, it
was to his benefit, so who cares? He flopped down on the bed, figuring
his camel would be fine with enough water to drink, and rolled over and
went to sleep.
***
Damn, he must've fallen asleep as soon as he closed his eyes. The last
thing he remembered was his head hitting the pillow, and now he was
back in Trini's apartment, watching the lithe Ninetails in the shower.
She began rubbing a sponge over her chest, moving down her stomach to
the furrow between her legs. She rubbed all through that forbidden
spot, relishing the movements with a deep-set lust. Hell, this was his
dream, so she could finally be the horny vixen he'd always wanted.
Figuring this was as good a time as any, he advanced on the shower
stall, his erection pointing north (technically south-south west, but
that's irrelavent.) True to his twisted psyche, Trini turned and
beckoned him with her finger, further inserting that finger into her
cunt. With all the eagerness of a teenage Growlithe in heat, he
stepped into the shower, enjoying the warm water splashing against his
scaled skin. He ran his hand along her breasts and lightly squeezed
the snow-white mounds. He was never much in favor or foreplay, and
thrust inside her in one clean motion. She let out a *yip*, and pushed
back against him, humping her crotch into his.
He fucked her steadily, but he felt like something was missing. At
that moment, another person stepped into the shower and rubbed up
against Indy. He felt a rock-hard cock rub between his buttocks and
end up at the entrance to his ass. He increased his tempo into Trini's
cunt as the cock behind him entered him, easily sliding in with all the
water dripping down his crack. He felt the pressure build within him
as the head popped past his sphincter and the entire length was shoved
into his ass. The increased sensations from his backsaide were about
to push him over the edge when Trini suddenly pulled away from him,
bent down and wrapped her muzzle around his length and sucked deeply.
He was about to explode in approximately two seconds when a voice from
outside the shower called to him.
"Hey, buddy! Wake up!"
***
And he did. DAMN IT!!!!! He hadn't finished a dream in months. His
eyes slowly opened and were greeted with the sight of a green face and
deep red eyes. Really...scary eyes... "AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!"
"AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!" The owner of the eyes returned the scream, and
tumbled off the bed.
"AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!"
"AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!"
Indy forced himself to calm down and looked over the side of the bed,
for the first time noticing an upside-down Bulbasaur trying to turn
himself right-side up. He rolled over and glared up at Indy in
irritation. "Damn it, what the hell's wrong with you?!?!" the
Bulbasaur shouted.
"You scared me!" Indy protested.
"You were sleeping in my bed!"
"This is your bed?" Indy asked, very puzzled.
"Yeah, I moved it in two weeks ago. You wouldn't believe how many
people stop by here."
"Get a lot of action?"
Now the Bulbasaur looked glum. "Not as much as you might think."
"Slow week?"
"Slow year." He glanced up and noticed Indy's little general standing
at attention. "I see it's been slow for you, too."
"What?" *looks down* "Oh, no, that's always like that."
"Then what say I take care of it?"
*begin cheesy porn music*
'Where's that music coming from?' Indy thought to himself. His
thoughts abruptly stopped when the Bulbasaur propped himself up against
the bed and stuck his head smack-dab in Indy's crotch. "Whoa! Wait a
minute, I don't even know your name!"
The Bulbasaur looked up at him. "Montgomery Gellow, but you can call
me Monty."
"Okay, carry on."
Monty did just that and dropped his mouth around Indy's dick, releasing
a moan of pleasure from the Charmander. He sucked deeply, moving his
lips up and down the shaft and licking the tip on the upstroke. Indy
held back with the discipline of a Tibetan monk, wanting to savor this
for...well, at least five minutes. Monty moved downward again, this
time taking the entire length in his mouth and down his throat. Indy
could hear the sound of a vine extending from Monty's back, and he felt
the tendril snake its way across the bedspread and nestle itself
between his asscheeks. Suddenly it found the entrance to his backside
and inserted itself, pushing the initial bulb deep into his ass on the
first stroke. Indy could've sworn his eyes were crossed from the
pleasure, but they were closed at the time. The vine started moving
in and out, and the bulb at the tip started to expand. That was about
all he could take. The fullness in his ass and the suction on his cock
was about to give him the best orgasm of the week....and then his cell
phone rang.
*ringring, ringring*
Indy's plateau of pleasure was abruptly demolished by a passing meteor
shower called Verizon Wireless. Monty had stopped the vine's motion
in his ass and had stopped sucking on his member, looking up at him for
the source of the noise.
"You have *got* to be kidding me," Indy muttered to himself just before
reaching into his coat for his phone. He flipped it open and turned it
on, hearing a familiar voice on the other end.
"Indy?"
"Barnaby, what the hell are you doing?!" Indy shouted, startling Monty.
"I called to tell you that you need to get that artifact as soon as
possible," the old Kadabra told him. "He wants it as soon as possible,
so you need to stop stalling and get a move on!"
"What makes you think I'm stalling, you old fart?"
"Please, Indy. I'm a psychic. Right now I can sense you're doing
something that wouldn't be allowed on network television."
"I don't think Showtime would appreciate it, either."
"THAT'S NOT THE POINT!!! *ahem* You need to get moving."
Indy grumbled a bit, then mentally flipped off Barnaby. "Okay, okay,
I'm going, I'm going." He put the phone away, and comtemplated smashing
it against a rock, but it was too expensive to lose.
"You're leaving?" Monty asked, looking very forlorn.
"Yeah, I have to." Indy jumped off the bed and started to leave,
getting about halfway across the room when he felt something tugging at
his ass. He looked over his shoulder and noticed the vine, still stuck
in his rear like a canine's knot. "Uh, do you mind?" Indy said to
Monty, pointing at the vine.
The Bulbasaur noticed the vine and shrunk down the bulb and quickly
retracted it. "Sorry about that."
"Not a problem. See ya."
Indy went outside, unhitched his camel, and took off for the temple of
Hamma-wamma-something-disco.
***
Indy didn't know how long it took him to find the temple, what with the
lack of proper timepieces. The sun was setting when he first caught
sight of it, and it had almost disappeared over the horizon by the time
he'd found a way inside. The temple itself looked like a stone dragon,
more like a Charizard than anything. He went in through the mouth,
which had to be some kind of irony, but he was too tired to explore it
further.
As for the temple, Indy set up camp just inside the esophagus. Camp
consisted of an old blanket and a pile of sticks for the fire.
Naturally he had no trouble lighting it, though he almost incinerated
himself with the backdraft.
After the sun had gone down, the fire was his only source of light,
other than the one on his tail, which really didn't do him any good,
considering it was behind him. Naturally he stuck close to the fire,
not wanting to be caught off-guard in case any ghosts attacked him.
Also, it was really fucking cold.
***
Late at night....when no one was around....nothing happened....
Then Indy woke up. "Damn, that was a horrible sex dream," he muttered
to himself. Still, it was kind of prophetic. There was no one around,
and nothing was happening...except the still-throbbing hardon he was
sporting. Quite a familiar sight for him. He was the type of child
whose mother told him not to run in the house, or he'd put someone's
eye out with his penis. Thinking back, that was probably what screwed
him up in the first place. Then again, at least he wasn't a scissor-
swinging slasher.
Back to the present. No one around, nothing to do. No real desire
to go back to sleep and have nothing to do, so......
Moving one flap of his robes aside, his erect Charhood was standing
at attention. (I gotta get a thesaurus of pokemon genitalia.) He
wrapped a paw around the base and slowly moved up and down the shaft,
feeling the much-needed release building up within him. Not really
wanting to prolong anything, he went right for the spooge. He picked
up the pace and started picturing Trini licking herself in all her
naughty places, then of Joe licking her in her naughty places, then
basically a slideshow of Joe, Trini, and himself licking random spots
on each other.
He felt the pressure begin to build as the moment of release approach.
He accelerated the mental images, watching himself fuck Trini while Joe
fucked him from behind, and then.....
*fwooooosh....*
That sound was a cold wind blowing down the corridor, which effectively
scared the living daylights out of him and completely fucked up his
orgasm. He jumped up, grabbing his towel and looking around for the
cause of the wind. Seeing nothing within the limited visibility of the
fire, he calmed down and replaced the towel in his coat. Fully ready
to get back to his fun time, he glanced down....and for the first time
in three years, his Little Soldier was taking a nap.
"GODDAMMIT!!!!!!"
He was also one of those kids who had a hard time getting hard, but
could keep it up forever once he got there. Not wanting to delve deep
into his fantastical side, he laid down on the bedspread and went to
sleep. Maybe he could hump a naked statue or something...there were
always naked statues in temples like this...
***
The next day, Indy was armed with a hardon once more, but no real desire
to use it at the moment. Treasure was the dominant thought in his head,
and an image of himself rolling around naked in cash followed it. This
was one of those dreams that was gonna come true, no matter what.
He made his way through the temple, avoiding the usual traps: pitfalls,
hidden spears and poisonous darts, snake pits, life-size plush naked
gladiator and harem slave girl dolls. Standard stuff. He was just
dodging a swinging pendulum when his face almost ended up on the
business end of a spear. A spear which just happened to be in the hands
of an armored pokémon. He stood up, slowly, watching as it moved along
with his head. "Uh, who're you?" Indy asked cautiously.
Whoever it was answered in a very gruff voice. "Speak your name,
interloper, or be destroyed."
That was his cue. Indy whipped the towel out and snapped it in the
air, then shouted, "I am...Indianapolis Char-"
"Look out for the pendulum!"
*PLONK!*
That particular sound was the noise a steel ball makes when it comes in
contact with a horny Charmander's head. "Ooahhaoohhh...." That was the
sound of said Charmander getting up from a very hard blow to the head.
Indy stood up, getting a concerned look from the guard.
"You okay, buddy?" the guard asked him.
"I'm fine," Indy said with a moan. "I am..." *towel whip* "Indianap-"
*PLONK!*
Indy's head hit the ground, and his vision followed a few seconds later.
"Okay...that's it," he muttered, "I'm not doing the name thing anymore."
***
This time Indy woke up without any torturous sex dreams. Only problem
was, he had five or so spears pointed at his head. Not a good thing.
"Am I intruding on something?" Indy asked whoever was there.
"State your reason for being here," one of the guards demanded.
"Yeah, and who the hell are you?" another asked.
"And why do you still have a hardon?"
"And how dumb do you have to be to get hit with a pendulum twice?"
That last one was made by the guard from before. "I'm Indy," the
Charmander answered casually. "Have you seen some artifacts around
here someplace?"
All the guards glanced at each other, then at Indy. "What artifacts?"
"Uh, any statuettes, something made of gold?"
"Oh, those things!" the guard from earlier piped up. "Yeah, we got a
whole barrelfull of crap. You a treasure hunter?"
"Something like that."
"I'm Salem," the guard informed him, shaking his hand quickly, then
returning to his spear. "You know, you're actually the first treasure-
hunter that's made it here."
"Really?"
"Yeah. Most people just stop at the blow-up dolls and go home. We
never get to meet anyone."
"Who is 'we'?" Indy asked, now very curious who his captors were.
Two more guards came out carrying torches, and Indy could see that all
of the guards were Charmanders like himself. "We are the 32nd
generation of defenders of the treasure of King Hamma-wamma-doobie-
woobie."
Indy glanced around, noticing a golden Charizard statue ten feet in
front of him. There were two doors on either side of the statue that
probably led to a treasure room, or maybe a torture chamber. "So what
about the treasure?" Indy asked again.
"Oh, that shit. We've been trying to clean out the game room for years.
You can have what you want."
Well. That was easy. "Thanks, guys!"
Indy went for the door on the right and opened it, revealing a stack
of gold coins, goblets, and a bunch of other shit worth a fortune. And
in the middle of it all was a pool table, a pinball machine, and an
air hockey table. Indy pulled out a wadded-up garbage bag out of
another pocket in his robes and started loading anything that looked
like an artifact into the bag, grabbing the occasional coin for himself.
He still thought there had to be some kind of catch, but he was seeing
too many dollar signs to contemplate it.
Placing a final statue in his bag, he headed for the exit. 'This was
almost too easy,' he thought. Naturally, when the seven guards stopped
him just outside the door, he knew the 'catch' had finally caught up
to him. "What's the problem, guys?" Indy inquired as cheerfully as he
could.
Salem just stared at him, then dove a hand into his bag and pulled out
a solid-gold statue of a Pikachu king curled up in a ball. To Indy it
looked like the Pikachu was trying to suck himself off.
"This is King Albany's favorite statue," Salem informed him.
"Uh, who?"
Just then, the golden Charizard statue started shaking, and suddenly
the wings shot out, and the gold covering it dissipated in a cloud of
dust. Then it spoke.
"Which one of you crackheads covered me with gold dust again?!?!?!"
Immediately the guards pointed at each other. "He did it!" "I did not,
he did it!" "You're a fucking lier!" "You are too!" And so on.
"King Albany!" Salem said above the din, "This treasure hunter has laid
claim to your favorite statue!"
"Oh, really?" the Charizard snarled. "He must pay the penance!"
That didn't sound good. "Do what now?" Indy said, a little worried.
All of a sudden one of the guards grabbed him from behind and lifted
him up into the air. Another was at his side, and pulled off his robes,
freeing his extremely persistent erection. The guard holding him up
dropped him and pressed his shoulders to the floor, effectively trapping
him on the ground. Salem moved over him, bringing his chest parallel
to Indy's.
"Payment is necessary," the soldier told him. He kissed Indy roughly,
moving his tongue along his captive's. Reaching down, he grabbed the
adventurer's stiff member and began stroking it slowly, wanting to drive
him to the point where he would be willing to do anything.
Indy, naturally, was willing to do practically anything right now. He
returned Salem's kiss, enjoying the feeling on his cock. Salem suddenly
broke the kiss and moved down, licking his chin, chest, and belly.
Finally he wrapped his lips around Indy's cock, suckling hungrily. Indy
suddenly felt like he would explode right in Salem's mouth, but he
forced himself to remain calm, blanking his mind and concentrating on
the mean-looking Charizard about five feet to his left. The only problem
was, that particular Charizard now had a 2-foot hardon which he was now
stroking vigorously. On top of that, Salem began to suck harder, pulling
his seed closer and closer to bursting out of his dick. Unconsciously he
began thrusting up into Salem's mouth, while consciously keeping himself
from cumming too soon. No way was he gonna miss out on anything.
He noticed his eyes had been scrunched shut the entire time and opened
them, getting an eyeful of another red cock, glistening with sweat and
precum. One of the guards was standing over his head, and thrust the
erect member into his mouth. Indy sucked eagerly, adding to his own
pleasure. Out of the corner of his eye he saw another one to his left,
and grabbed hold of it, jerking off whoever was there. A quiet moan
was uttered from the owner of Indy's new plaything, and Indy smiled
slyly. The warmth around his cock evaporated, and Salem suddenly lifted
one of Indy's legs, moving his cock closer to the rosebud of Indy's ass.
The head was thrust in a moment later, and Indy grunted from the sudden
fullness in his ass. Suddenly Salem thrust everything inside, moaning
himself at the tightness of Indy's hole.
The cock in Indy's mouth started moving in and out at the same time
Salem's started moving in his ass. Indy sucked harder, still trying
to keep his orgasm in check. The cock in his hand didn't have the same
idea, and suddenly pulsed, then shot a spurt of cum out, some of which
landed on Indy's chest. The rest overshot him and landed on the floor
a little ways away. The Charmander attached to the cock left, and another
one took his place. Indy went to work, though if this was work, he'd
quit his day job in a second.
Salem began grunting with each thrust, and Indy knew he was close to
orgasm. Sure enough, Salem began shooting his seed into Indy's hole,
filling him with a pleasant warmth. Salem pulled out and moved away,
and another guard moved in and immediately wrapped his lips around
Indy's cock. Now it was driving him insane. The sensations shooting
through him were almost more than he could take, but that was almost.
Summoning up his reserves of willpower, he suppressed his orgasm once
more, instead enjoying the pleasure the other pokémon were giving him.
The guard suckling him, seeing he wouldn't get results like this,
imitated Salem and started fucking his asshole, much harder than Salem
had. If Indy minded, he didn't say anything.
Finally the cock he had been sucking on himself came, quickly firing a
load of sperm into his mouth. Indy swallowed quickly, finding the taste
quite enjoyable. As soon as the guard pulled out, another took his place,
and Indy sucked harder on this one, wanting another taste of cum as soon
as possible. He was having a hard time concentrating on the three cocks
he was now servicing: all three moved in a sporatic rhythm, each one to
its own tempo.
Suddenly all three exploded at once, shooting cum in his upper and lower
orifices, and splashing across his torso. All three moved away now, and
two were replaced: the one in his mouth, and the one in his ass. His hands
were free now, and moved down to stroke his cock and perhaps release some
of the pressure in his throbbing member. He heard another, much deeper
moan, and glanced to the left; the Charizard was now being serviced by
two Charmander guards, each one looking like they had been given a
blessing by their god.
The movement of the two cocks in his body began moving in sync, one in, one
out, in a near-perfect tempo which sent spasms of pleasure throughout
Indy's body. His balls begged for release, throbbing with every beat of
his heart, but Indy wanted to ride it out. The guard in his ass suddenly
came, and Indy moaned long and loud, which pushed the one in his mouth
over the edge. He swallowed quickly, enjoying the feel of the thick
liquid pouring down his throat. Both pulled out at once, and Indy was
now alone. For about two seconds.
Salem entered his field of vision just then, and moved his body over
Indy's crotch, then reached down and pulled Indy's cock back, pointing
it straight up. Slowly he lowered himself onto Indy's rod, impaling himself
in one swift motion. Holding himself there for a moment, he started
moving up and down, giving little grunts of pleasure. Indy joined in,
trying to keep from moaning too loudly. He gripped Salem's hips and
thrust his own pelvis upwards to meet his lover's thrusts. Now his
willpower was gone, and he was hanging onto his sperm by sheer
stubbornness alone. Salem started moving faster, and that stubbornness
went right out the door. He suddenly screamed in pure joy as he came,
deep in the fellow Charmander's ass. To his left, he saw the Charizard
squeeze his eyes shut, and the two Charmanders servicing him jumped away,
and the giant cock suddenly pulsed, then a giant burst of cum shot out,
making a small arc in the air, then gravity took hold, and it dropped
into the waiting mouths of the remaining guards, who caught what they
could and scooped up what they missed from the floor.
Indy kept shooting into Salem, emptying about three months' worth of
underused sperm. The feelings in his crotch washed over him, finally
giving him satisfaction after all this teasing.
Finally his orgasm subsided, and Salem stood up and took his place beside
his brethren. "So now can I go?" Indy asked, very much aware that he
was still nude.
"Do ya have to?" one of the guards asked.
"If I wanna get paid, I have to," he replied. "Eh, don't worry, I've
got a vacation coming up, and I haven't got anywhere else to go."
The guards did the whole groan and moan thing, but Indy wanted his money.
He grabbed his robe and his bag and headed out.
"You're welcome anytime," King Albany called to him as he left. Once Indy
was out of earshot, he turned to his guards. "Okay, the next time I wake
up in gold dust, you're all toast!"
***
Once out of the temple, Indy mounted up and headed back to Kerplowy.
After he got his money, he'd definitely take a vacation, but now he had
a problem: which temple to visit?
Go to the ancient Persian temple, where all those fine felines resided, or
come back here, or go to Caesar's Palace....
Decisions, decisions...
Something happened then that interrupted him from his thoughts.
Specifically, a boat floating in the sand, being rowed by a human with
a sandwich sign on him labeled 'Announcer'. Suddenly the announcer guy
yelled "It's the Gondola Man!"
Sure enough, another human stood up and started going "Ooooo solo
mioooo...."
and so on. The boat paddled up to Indy, then stopped when it was parallel
to his camel.
"Excuse me," the announcer guy said, "Do you have any grey poupon?"
Indy stared at the man, then fished through his robes, pulled out a bottle
of mustard, smashed it over the guy's head, and kicked his camel into
high gear and high-tailed it outta there.
Unbeknownst to Indy, a guy in an orange shirt and green vest and brown
slacks ran up to the gondola, and said for all to hear,
"That...was really disturbing."
Then a giant foot crushed them all.
The End.
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I gotta say right now, I think the name thing was just stupid (and yet
I continued it anyway...how strange.) I just hope I did a good job with
this thing, because I gotta tell you, I have a much easier time writing
females.
Anyway, my next lemon, I've decided, will be a kind of Ranma/Pokemon
crossover, (though I need to check a few facts first) but right now my
main concern is preparing for my vacation leave on the 21st. Hopefully
I'll be able to bring my laptop along on this particular vacation, but
I'm not gonna promise anything for my return.
Eh, I gotta go update my site and get back to writing stuff. Bye now.
The Master of Eternal Darkness,
Shadow
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6740 Magic Points
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82 Chicken Points
5 Ass Song Points
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Current Obsessions (in no particular order)
Breath of Fire 3
Legend of Mana
Rayman 2: The Great Escape
Suikoden II
Ayla from Chrono Trigger (yes, still!)
Copyrighted Phrases
"Yo Queiro Pussy!"
"Death by Anal Rape!"
"Watch the tits!"
The Old Laptop
Have you heard of this? I have a laptop from 1990!!!
Here are the specs!
386 Win 3.0, DOS 6.2
16 mHz processor
60 MB hard drive
B&W 5" LCD monitor with brown spots
3.5" floppy drive
Dead battery (only works off the AC cord!)
And it still works, ladies and gentlemen!!!
Random Quotes
"Dreams are the stuff of fantasy...enjoy them
when possible, remember them always."
"I'm not addicted to drugs. I'm just addicted to yellow dots in front of
my eyes."
Icy Lock: I yelled at the voices in my head in public and named them.
Shadow: Oh, have you met Bob?
"Fantasy is what goes on inside your head. Reality is everything else."
"You want to know what the Force is? It's my cock! You happy now?"
-Dennis Miller as George Lucas
"He's a dickhead!"
"What's a dickhead?"
"A giant penis capable of intelligent speech."
-Blast from the Past
Random Links
My Personal Archive
http://www.geocities.com/shadow_archive/
My Favorite Site for Free Music
http://home.netvigator.com/~chorus/
Winamp - High-Fidelity Mp3 Player
http://winamp.com
Random Excerpts
Excerpts from Merc's-
The List of Things I'd Do If I Ever Became An Evil Overlord
=================================================
If I'm sitting in my camp, hear a twig snap, start to investigate, then
encounter a small woodland creature, I will send out some scouts anyway
just to be on the safe side. (If they disappear into the foliage, I will
not send out another patrol; I will break out the napalm.)
If I burst into rebel headquarters and find it deserted except for an
odd, blinking device, I will not walk up and investigate; I'll run like
hell.
I will decree that all hay be shipped in tightly-packed bales. Any
wagonload of loose hay attempting to pass through a checkpoint will be
set on fire.
'Slutty the Reindeer Song' By Mewbie
Selphie: That's hilarious. So it WAS A Reindeer! <sings>
Slutty, the horny reindeer!
Squall: Had a very moooist cunt!
Zell: And Whenever menn saw it!
Selphie: It would soon become humped....
Squall: All of the other reindeer....
Zell: Would fuck her till her pussy burst!!
Selphie: And all the dicks' sizes...
Squall: Matched up to a Sausage Wurst!
All: Then one cummy Christmas eve! Santa came to say... Slutty with your
cunt so tight! Won't you join me in my sleigh tonight!
404 Poem, posted by Denjiro (author unknown)
Once upon a midnight dreary, while I websurfed, weak and weary,
...Over many a strange and spurious website of 'hot chicks
galore',
...While I clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there
came a warning,
...And my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my
dear amour.
..."'Tis not possible," I muttered, "give me back my cheap
hardcore!" -
Quoth the server, "404".
ChocoZell
You are scaaaaarrrrryyyy. . . .
O_O
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Shadow
"ChocoZell" <charred_ol...@yahoo.com.invalid> wrote in message
news:3b41b978...@usw-ex0106-047.remarq.com...
> <blink blink>
>
> You are scaaaaarrrrryyyy. . . .
>
>
> O_O
>
>
so afraid that they'll stay in bed and won't go into the Senate any more,
leaving me to take over.
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Small Sig vers. 1.0.9
Kuragari no Hateshiganai no Sensei
"Can't sleep, clown will eat me.
Can't sleep, clown will eat me."
-Bart Simpson
"My nipples explode with delight!"
-Some Monty Python quote
Current Obsessions (in no particular order)
Breath of Fire 3
Legend of Mana
Rayman 2: The Great Escape
Suikoden II
Ayla from Chrono Trigger (yes, still!)
E-mail Address
teris...@hotmail.com
Shadow
"Charmy" <nospam...@home.comnospam> wrote in message
news:RNsb5.9923$8u4.1...@news1.rdc1.bc.home.com...
>
> "Shadow" <duckta...@shitcity.com> wrote in message
> news:wFrb5.3835$MT.8...@news-west.usenetserver.com...
> > Just a preliminary warning, this is mainly a yaoi lemon. Hell, with
> > one minor exception, this lemon is entirely m/m. First of its kind
> > for me, as a matter of fact. I wrote this lemon entirely on request
> > for Charmy, and I gotta tell you, I'm scared as hell he's gonna hate
> > it and burn me at the stake. Eh, it wouldn't be my first time....
> YOUR LAST!)
>
> <reluctantly snips ultra-cool, totally hot, wicked lemon for sake of
> conserving space>
>
> Heh, yay! Thanks Shadow! *hugs* You finally finished it ^.^ I had no idea
> you did this lemon entirely upon request, but I really appreciate it, I
hope
> it wasn't too much of a bother for you to write, and the wait was
definitely
> worth it!
Not a bother, but surprisingly difficult. And since you gave me the idea
for the plot, how could I not write it?
>*giggles* I thought it was very cleverly done *saves lemon in his
> top-10 favorites section* The sex ROCKED too. I wonder how you can
possibly
> say that you're better with females. I think the opposite is true. ^.^
It's more like I enjoy females more. Hell, I've got a menagerie in mind
right now. Ryoko, Aeris, Quistis, the Sailor Soldiers.....
*ahem*
> Although I'm very baised of course..
> I fail to understand why you thought I wouldn't like this.. its got
> Charmanders.. yaoi sex.... more Charmanders.. more yaoi sex.. a
Charizard...
> *drools* man, the first lemon which REALLY REALLY got me going in a long
> time. Haven't cum so hard in awhile ^.^ *okay, so you didn't all want to
> know that.* You must write more, PWEASE? *begs Shadow*
I don't see why not, you gave me an idea for a sequel. I have no idea when
it'll be finished, (about the same time this one took) but at least I have
the idea in mind.
>
> You're so damn good at this!
>
Can't hear that enough! ^_^
> Oh and btw, anyone know how I can get a cock like Indianpolis
Charmander's?
> ^.^ Maybe if I get a towel and some keen robes..
>
> You know.. that whole towel thing reminds me alot of my brother who after
a
> shower used to..
>
> *gets smacked* okay.. okay..
>
> Oh well, time to reread this and get off again. BYE! ^^;;
>
Heh, I guess I should get back to writing. Gotta keep the juices flowing!
:P
--
Small Sig vers. 1.0.9
Kuragari no Hateshiganai no Sensei
"Can't sleep, clown will eat me.
Can't sleep, clown will eat me."
-Bart Simpson
"My nipples explode with delight!"
-Some Monty Python quote
Current Obsessions (in no particular order)
Breath of Fire 3
Legend of Mana
Rayman 2: The Great Escape
Suikoden II
Ayla from Chrono Trigger (yes, still!)
E-mail Address
teris...@hotmail.com
Charmy
"Shadow" <duckta...@shitcity.com> wrote in message
news:wFrb5.3835$MT.8...@news-west.usenetserver.com...
> one minor exception, this lemon is entirely m/m. First of its kind
> for me, as a matter of fact. I wrote this lemon entirely on request
> for Charmy, and I gotta tell you, I'm scared as hell he's gonna hate
> it and burn me at the stake. Eh, it wouldn't be my first time....
YOUR LAST!)
<reluctantly snips ultra-cool, totally hot, wicked lemon for sake of
conserving space>
Heh, yay! Thanks Shadow! *hugs* You finally finished it ^.^ I had no idea
you did this lemon entirely upon request, but I really appreciate it, I hope
it wasn't too much of a bother for you to write, and the wait was definitely
worth it! *giggles* I thought it was very cleverly done *saves lemon in his
top-10 favorites section* The sex ROCKED too. I wonder how you can possibly
say that you're better with females. I think the opposite is true. ^.^
Although I'm very baised of course..
I fail to understand why you thought I wouldn't like this.. its got
Charmanders.. yaoi sex.... more Charmanders.. more yaoi sex.. a Charizard...
*drools* man, the first lemon which REALLY REALLY got me going in a long
time. Haven't cum so hard in awhile ^.^ *okay, so you didn't all want to
know that.* You must write more, PWEASE? *begs Shadow*
You're so damn good at this!
Oh and btw, anyone know how I can get a cock like Indianpolis Charmander's?
^.^ Maybe if I get a towel and some keen robes..
You know.. that whole towel thing reminds me alot of my brother who after a
shower used to..
*gets smacked* okay.. okay..
Oh well, time to reread this and get off again. BYE! ^^;;
---
Charmy
Countersync
"Shadow" <duckta...@shitcity.com> wrote:
>Just a preliminary warning, this is mainly a yaoi lemon. Hell, with
>one minor exception, this lemon is entirely m/m. First of its kind
>for me, as a matter of fact. I wrote this lemon entirely on request
>for Charmy, and I gotta tell you, I'm scared as hell he's gonna hate
>it and burn me at the stake. Eh, it wouldn't be my first time....
>Now, without further ado, my very first yaoi lemon!
>
>
>-----------------------------------------------------------------------
>
>
>The Adventures of Indianapolis Charmander
>
>
>
<Snip>
>I gotta say right now, I think the name thing was just stupid (and yet
>I continued it anyway...how strange.) I just hope I did a good job with
>this thing, because I gotta tell you, I have a much easier time writing
>females.
>
>Anyway, my next lemon, I've decided, will be a kind of Ranma/Pokemon
>crossover, (though I need to check a few facts first) but right now my
>main concern is preparing for my vacation leave on the 21st. Hopefully
>I'll be able to bring my laptop along on this particular vacation, but
>I'm not gonna promise anything for my return.
>
>Eh, I gotta go update my site and get back to writing stuff. Bye now.
>
>
>The Master of Eternal Darkness,
>
>Shadow
THIS IS GREAT!!! Everyone in #agnph is right, you need to write a sequel.
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ignore the Catholics until they need help melting a vampire."-seanbaby, on how
the pope regards humankind.
send emails to choc...@seanbaby.com
Arturus Magi
On 14-Jul-2000, "Shadow" <duckta...@shitcity.com> wrote:
> "Charmy" <nospam...@home.comnospam> wrote in message
> news:RNsb5.9923$8u4.1...@news1.rdc1.bc.home.com...
> >
> > "Shadow" <duckta...@shitcity.com> wrote in message
> > news:wFrb5.3835$MT.8...@news-west.usenetserver.com...
>
> >*giggles* I thought it was very cleverly done *saves lemon in his
> > top-10 favorites section* The sex ROCKED too. I wonder how you can
> possibly
> > say that you're better with females. I think the opposite is true.
> > ^.^
>
> It's more like I enjoy females more. Hell, I've got a menagerie in
> mind
> right now. Ryoko, Aeris, Quistis, the Sailor Soldiers.....
>
<Sailorstarleo> So desu ka? ::ponders::
>
> > Although I'm very baised of course..
> > I fail to understand why you thought I wouldn't like this.. its got
> > Charmanders.. yaoi sex.... more Charmanders.. more yaoi sex.. a
> Charizard...
> > *drools* man, the first lemon which REALLY REALLY got me going in a
> > long
> > time. Haven't cum so hard in awhile ^.^ *okay, so you didn't all
> > want to
> > know that.* You must write more, PWEASE? *begs Shadow*
>
> I don't see why not, you gave me an idea for a sequel. I have no idea
> when
> it'll be finished, (about the same time this one took) but at least I
> have
> the idea in mind.
<SSL ponders re: finding time to read the first before the sequel is
done>
> >
> > You're so damn good at this!
> >
> Can't hear that enough! ^_^
>
> > Oh and btw, anyone know how I can get a cock like Indianpolis
> Charmander's?
> > ^.^ Maybe if I get a towel and some keen robes..
> >
> > You know.. that whole towel thing reminds me alot of my brother who
> > after
> a
> > shower used to..
> >
> > *gets smacked* okay.. okay..
> >
> > Oh well, time to reread this and get off again. BYE! ^^;;
> >
> Heh, I guess I should get back to writing. Gotta keep the juices
> flowing!
> :P
<Sailorstarleo> Juices?... 8P~~~~~~~~~~
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