Barrels - The other white meat
Anon
Evidently, in his absence, the furor over the barrels had died down. People had forgotten that the only good barrel was a dead barrel. Why, theyre almost as steeped in evil as are squirrels which we all know deserve nothing more than to be killed on sight. A barrel deserves exactly the same treatment.
Those of you who have been swayed by the Seti@home crowd to distract yourself from the more important task of slaying barrels should be ashamed of yourselves. Every computer cycle spent pinging the great void of space is a computer cycle that could be spent smashing barrels to pulp. Whats that? You only leave seti@home running when you sleep? SLEEP?? Do you think the barrels and their evil lords sleep? NO If the pure of heart nap do they think evil naps with them? NO Evil does not rest, it spreads like a virus when we, the pure of heart and mind arent vigilant.
Please, help to eliminate the barrels. Stop reading this and start a game. Go down a level or two and bash the wooden fiends, remind yourself how fun it is to wrench evil out by the roots and dance on its broken body.
BKDaemon
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Time Goddess
across, and some that I don't (although this is a matter of debate).
Rich G.
a hyperlink ya barrel killing-amoral victimizer of things wooden. I can't
believe you figured out how to post ANYTHING even something as incoherent as
the drivel you were drooling all over the place just now. Congrats. That
hooked on phonics musta really helped ya with the whole "Usenet for Dummies"
book you've been coloring in the past 6 months.
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Rich G.
http://www.cyberjunkie.com/richg
"Anon" <mail...@nym.alias.net> wrote in message
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Time Goddess
something productive. I've got two computers you can finish building (which
will bring my twenty-four hour SETI processing system to a nicely rounded
1,300 MHz), if you like.
BeerGuy
<psyb...@email.com> wrote:
>hey Dumb-*** you forgot the index.htm after the we address, that's not even
>a hyperlink ya barrel killing-amoral victimizer of things wooden. I can't
>believe you figured out how to post ANYTHING even something as incoherent as
>the drivel you were drooling all over the place just now. Congrats. That
>hooked on phonics musta really helped ya with the whole "Usenet for Dummies"
>book you've been coloring in the past 6 months.
Don't hold back, tell what you really think:)
BeerGuy
mj...@netscape.net
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http://home.rochester.rr.com/thecontinuum/agd_seti_team_results.html
Mickey
>
> I'm playing Diablo again. Rest assured that I smash every barrel I come
> across, and some that I don't (although this is a matter of debate).
I go on barrel runs. I don't kill the monsters, I just teleport through
the dungeons looking for evil barrels.
Mickey
Time Goddess
> the dungeons looking for evil barrels.
much of *anything* right now...
bigguy28
What a roynish clapper-clawed vacant shard-borne villainous sheep-biting
fawning bat-fowling grizzled hell-hated warped folly-fallen pignut of an
idea.
I like it!!!
Lourrific2
lvl17 warrior
RSHanft
last night and it was great!
Go Bob! Go!
Skee::Daddle
On 27 Nov 1999, Anon wrote:
> After a prolonged absence from Tristram BKDaemon looked around the town, things looked much the same as they had when he had left, with one very important difference. There were more barrels, lots more barrels.
>
> Evidently, in his absence, the furor over the barrels had died down.
People had forgotten that the only good barrel was a dead barrel.
Actually, BKs learned the hard way that to kill barrels is to die a
smoldering, molten, ear-less death to the DOW JONES. The BKs retreated
from Tristam to the privacy of their own homes to beat wood. ;P
Skee
Time Goddess
Time Goddess
> smoldering, molten, ear-less death to the DOW JONES.
Rob
RSHanft <rsh...@aol.com> wrote in message
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> Is the "Lord of Barrels" storyline going to be finished soon? I was
reading it
> last night and it was great!
ago. The new version however has a different ending and chapter 15,
but it may take me a little bit to get around to that.
Stephen van Ham
wrote:
>hey Dumb-*** you forgot the index.htm after the we address, that's not even
>a hyperlink ya barrel killing-amoral victimizer of things wooden. I can't
>believe you figured out how to post ANYTHING even something as incoherent as
>the drivel you were drooling all over the place just now. Congrats. That
>hooked on phonics musta really helped ya with the whole "Usenet for Dummies"
>book you've been coloring in the past 6 months.
hey Dumb-***. You knuckle dragging wart inducing backward walking
bandy legged EverQuest'ing traitor, stop talking to yourself like
that! You'll cause great psychological trauma to your other
personalities. Not that a little trauma wouldn't be entirely out of
place. It'll give you a little perspective on the kind of suffering
that the little hooped folk have to endure every day of their lives.
Just think of it - sawdust intollerance, dry rot, hoop blisters. And
not to mention waiting in line outside Blizzard HQ auditioning for a
part in Diablo 2's carpentry level. Of course, you don't care about
any of that do you? You heartless, sword swinging, splinter
collecting holligan!
PS: Did I mention that you haven't posted part 3 of "SilverRaven's
Nightmare" yet? I did? Good.
---
Stephen van Ham
http://come.to/diablofiction
Grasshopper : level 43 V&K HF monk
Lady-Swift : level 42 Diablo rogue
Achmelar : level 30 V&K HF sorceror
(And 10 others from level 18 to 39)
Celleste
<time_g...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> It was finished, some time ago.
>
What on earth are you talking about TG? This makes absolutely no
sense. Please leave the part of the message you are replying to in
your reply. Otherwise people will start to ignore you thinking you're
just talking to hear yourself talk ;-)
Celleste
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That's because you never BKed in a game with me...
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Chrystophylax
Skee::Daddle <tay...@weiss.che.utexas.edu> wrote in message
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I remember squashing a barrel right in front of you in the last game i
played with you. Of course, it was with my brand new abys mage, and the
barrels saved you the trouble of BK'ing me :)
Baal's Mistress
town, things looked much the same as they had when he had left, with one
very important difference. There were more barrels, lots more barrels.
I've been doing my best, but I've yet to attain the exhaulted heights of
Barrel Killing that you gave as such a shining example to us.
Well, truth be told, you were so efficient we couldn't get the practice
in.
> Evidently, in his absence, the furor over the barrels had died down.
People had forgotten that the only good barrel was a dead barrel. Why,
theyre almost as steeped in evil as are squirrels which we all know
deserve nothing more than to be killed on sight. A barrel deserves
exactly the same treatment.
I've not seen many Squirls around these days. I guess the last cul was
moderately effective.
> Those of you who have been swayed by the Seti@home crowd to distract
yourself from the more important task of slaying barrels should be
ashamed of yourselves. Every computer cycle spent pinging the great void
of space is a computer cycle that could be spent smashing barrels to
pulp. Whats that? You only leave seti@home running when you sleep?
SLEEP?? Do you think the barrels and their evil lords sleep? NO If the
pure of heart nap do they think evil naps with them? NO Evil does not
rest, it spreads like a virus when we, the pure of heart and mind arent
vigilant.
Admonishment noted. I shall strive to do better in future.
> Please, help to eliminate the barrels. Stop reading this and start a
game. Go down a level or two and bash the wooden fiends, remind yourself
how fun it is to wrench evil out by the roots and dance on its broken
body.
Gladly. I shall follow with glee the path of the BKDaemon
Baal's Mistress
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Time Goddess
and crappy equipment, your killing my character would be such a striking
blow. Why not just duel a chipmunk holding a spoon? It'd be about the same.
Time Goddess
Skee::Daddle
On Sun, 28 Nov 1999, Chrystophylax wrote:
> >
> I remember squashing a barrel right in front of you in the last game i
> played with you. Of course, it was with my brand new abys mage, and the
> barrels saved you the trouble of BK'ing me :)
>
Why do you think the game was called "BKs / Die" ? :)
Skee
Skee::Daddle
It *would* be the same, from what I hear...
Skee
Dalai Lama
>reading it
>> last night and it was great!
> Dude, Chapter 14 of the original version was finished over a month
>ago. The new version however has a different ending and chapter 15,
>but it may take me a little bit to get around to that.
See! This is what we are talking about in the LOS. More revisionist history!
The truth never wavers, unlike the DoW.
Dalai Lama
You can't teach an old barrel how to become new sticks
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Dalai Lama
>it
>last night and it was great!
>
The barrel huggers do go, all over the place and then we have to step in it.
PLease don't encourage them!
Dalai Lama
Of all the words,
of Rogues or Men,
The saddest are,
It might have boomed.
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