<snip>
>
>I wonder how much money we could scrape up between us...?
::grin::
I got $70!11!!
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>xOtix wrote in message
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>
><snip>
>>
>>I wonder how much money we could scrape up between us...?
>::grin::
>
>I got $70!11!!
Correction. You _had_ $70.
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> Correction. You _had_ $70.
> ::Starts running very fast::
>
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oops. uh. bye!
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gneep! My darned ISP seems to be dropping all of xOtix's posts... speak
to me, Jann!! ;)
> "Good god, man, take your finger off the bleedin' shift key and stick it
> back up your nose, where someone of your level of intelligence usually
> keeps it....", SnornL talking to SlipperyPete
At least that quote's back where it belongs ;)
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>Graham Cox wrote:
>>
>> On Mon, 3 Jul 2000 17:59:14 -0500, "K-man547" <my...@execpc.com> Gave
>> forth this really invaluable piece of information:
>>
>> >xOtix wrote in message
>> ><8F6AA1D0Af53...@207.126.101.100>...
>> >
>> ><snip>
>> >>
>> >>I wonder how much money we could scrape up between us...?
>> >::grin::
>> >
>> >I got $70!11!!
>>
>> Correction. You _had_ $70.
>> ::Starts running very fast::
>
>gneep! My darned ISP seems to be dropping all of xOtix's posts... speak
>to me, Jann!! ;)
Arf!-Arf!! ::grin::
There haven't been very many posts from me lately. I've been extremely busy
in RL. Working on my songwriting with my new partner, writing poetry, etc.
I saw you on *that other group* awhile back. I'm beginning to get a feeling
those people are prejudiced against anyone who posts who "hasn't been
diagnosed" medically, or who isn't on drugs of some kind. I rarely post
there anymore. It was refreshing to see your post there, though. Have you
looked for Matsakis' book at the library yet?
>
>> "Good god, man, take your finger off the bleedin' shift key and stick it
>> back up your nose, where someone of your level of intelligence usually
>> keeps it....", SnornL talking to SlipperyPete
>
>At least that quote's back where it belongs ;)
That is probably AGC's finest quote! Reminds me of the one I made a while
back. I think Trax had it in her sig for a while. (Heh, can't even remember
it now)
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I'm only receiving half of them...what does this mean?
>
>Yes, Ping is psychically stopping everybody who he hasn't included as
>warriors in his plan for world domination from reading his posts. Soon
>the select few will recieve a message on AGC telling them what to do,
>and those who aren't recieving Ping's posts will be unaware.
>
um... it's spelled "receiving", Luke.
Too bad you stopped those P-Points. :`(
It means he doesn't know whether to trust you or not. Try sending him some
chocolates or a small green inanimate object.
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I am an official trustworthy person.
Aaaagh! The Spell Cheka have got me!
Hang on, I run the Spell Cheka... obviously I am... exempt.
>>>and those who aren't recieving Ping's posts will be unaware.
>>>
>>
>>um... it's spelled "receiving", Luke.
>>Too bad you stopped those P-Points. :`(
>
>Aaaagh! The Spell Cheka have got me!
>
>Hang on, I run the Spell Cheka... obviously I am... exempt.
>
LOL!!
Oooh, you're back :) My ISP must have decided to stop being *quite* so
annoying :)
> There haven't been very many posts from me lately. I've been extremely busy
> in RL. Working on my songwriting with my new partner, writing poetry, etc.
How's the CD coming along? Slowly? ;)
> I saw you on *that other group* awhile back. I'm beginning to get a feeling
> those people are prejudiced against anyone who posts who "hasn't been
> diagnosed" medically, or who isn't on drugs of some kind.
Yeah, they kinda scared me off for a while.. they seemed almost vicious,
which you wouldn't expect coming from that sort of group. And when they
started that mailing list I noticed that they made sure to point out (in
capital letters, no less) that it was *only* for people who had been
diagnosed. I mean, what about people in my situation who can't afford
treatment? And it's not like I haven't been trying, for god's sake...
sorry, I'm gonna have to cut this rant here, before I get too upset...
sorry...
> I rarely post
> there anymore. It was refreshing to see your post there, though. Have you
> looked for Matsakis' book at the library yet?
Not yet.. haven't been to the library in ages (too many overdue books,
hehe). What was it called again?
> >
> >> "Good god, man, take your finger off the bleedin' shift key and stick it
> >> back up your nose, where someone of your level of intelligence usually
> >> keeps it....", SnornL talking to SlipperyPete
> >
> >At least that quote's back where it belongs ;)
>
> That is probably AGC's finest quote! Reminds me of the one I made a while
> back.
Well, I dunno about the *finest* quote.. that's possibly taking it a
little too far ;)
> I think Trax had it in her sig for a while. (Heh, can't even remember
> it now)
I miss Trax. I know many people just couldn't stand her, because she
argued so much.. but she was quite a good friend of mine. And she was
the first person in the community I actually talked to.. before I even
started posting here, I went into the old Albia on Active Worlds, and
she was there, so I talked to her about the whole CelesteBT uproar that
was going on at the time... heh, that was *so* long ago now.
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> I am an official trustworthy person.
>
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>> "Good god, man, take your finger off the bleedin' shift key and stick it
>> back up your nose, where someone of your level of intelligence usually
>> keeps it....", SnornL talking to SlipperyPete
>
>At least that quote's back where it belongs ;)
Of course. Where else would I put it?
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>
>I miss Trax.
same, i liked her as well, never seemed to argue with me, and i never found
anything she had to say that clashed to strongly with my own thoughts on a
subject. i must admit that i have been spending way to much time in serious
groups like sci.environment and aus.politics so i tend to do all of my
arguing in htere now, and there are those nasty GM food threads that just
wont die in sci.environment to take care of, cant let the corporate stooges
spread their lies and PRopaganda dont let them tell you that the stuff is
safe. spit the tanited GM foods out i say, no more thalidomides.......
>I know many people just couldn't stand her, because she
>argued so much.. but she was quite a good friend of mine. And she was
>the first person in the community I actually talked to.. before I even
>started posting here, I went into the old Albia on Active Worlds, and
>she was there, so I talked to her about the whole CelesteBT uproar that
>was going on at the time... heh, that was *so* long ago now.
>
wow, lost in the mists of time is that one, i was still looking for a copy
of c1, my c1 world (the incredibly beautiful Arborium) is nearly finished
at last, i just have to make the tricky metamorphic object scripts, i have
to make flowers 2,24 turn themselves into fruit 2,25, after that i will
turn some wine into water and walk across the swimming pool of your
choice*1
active worlds, does anyone still play there?
ant
>> >gneep! My darned ISP seems to be dropping all of xOtix's posts...
>> >speak to me, Jann!! ;)
>>
>> Arf!-Arf!! ::grin::
>
>Oooh, you're back :) My ISP must have decided to stop being *quite* so
>annoying :)
>
>> There haven't been very many posts from me lately. I've been extremely
>> busy in RL. Working on my songwriting with my new partner, writing
>> poetry, etc.
>
>How's the CD coming along? Slowly? ;)
ROTFL!! The ill-fated CD? Like Molasses at the North Pole!! Sheesh! But I
now have four new songs for it, and they're all whoppers! If I could only
get them recorded. Grah!! <g>
>
>> I saw you on *that other group* awhile back. I'm beginning to get a
>> feeling those people are prejudiced against anyone who posts who
>> "hasn't been diagnosed" medically, or who isn't on drugs of some kind.
>
>Yeah, they kinda scared me off for a while.. they seemed almost vicious,
>which you wouldn't expect coming from that sort of group. And when they
>started that mailing list I noticed that they made sure to point out (in
>capital letters, no less) that it was *only* for people who had been
>diagnosed. I mean, what about people in my situation who can't afford
>treatment? And it's not like I haven't been trying, for god's sake...
>sorry, I'm gonna have to cut this rant here, before I get too upset...
>sorry...
Meh, no probs! I read the group every day. It reminds me there are people
who are even worse off than myself. People who have all my symptoms, but
who are under the sway of the arrogant medical profession and the corporate
drug dealers. Not for me, thanks.
>> I rarely post
>> there anymore. It was refreshing to see your post there, though. Have
>> you looked for Matsakis' book at the library yet?
>
>Not yet.. haven't been to the library in ages (too many overdue books,
>hehe). What was it called again?
It's called: "I Can't Get Over It: a handbook for trauma survivors", by
Aphrodite Matsakis (no, really!) <g>. It has all the standard questionaires
for PTSD diagnosis. (When I finished there was only one or two items that
weren't checked off.) I found it enormously helpful and especially with the
<<<stress>>> of what I'm going through now, building a fantastic, wonderful
relationship with my songwriting partner. (It's the really *good* stuff I
have trouble with. I know how to handle the awful stuff) =`)
I hope you can find it. And I hope it helps you like it helped me.
{{{hugs}}}
>
>> >
>> >> "Good god, man, take your finger off the bleedin' shift key and
>> >> stick it back up your nose, where someone of your level of
>> >> intelligence usually keeps it....", SnornL talking to SlipperyPete
>> >
>> >At least that quote's back where it belongs ;)
>>
>> That is probably AGC's finest quote! Reminds me of the one I made a
>> while back.
>
>Well, I dunno about the *finest* quote.. that's possibly taking it a
>little too far ;)
Noope! =`) 'smy fave. Heh, heh!
>
>> I think Trax had it in her sig for a while. (Heh, can't even remember
>> it now)
>
>I miss Trax. I know many people just couldn't stand her, because she
>argued so much.. but she was quite a good friend of mine. And she was
>the first person in the community I actually talked to.. before I even
>started posting here, I went into the old Albia on Active Worlds, and
>she was there, so I talked to her about the whole CelesteBT uproar that
>was going on at the time... heh, that was *so* long ago now.
>
I remember that. Weird. I wonder if anyone ever found out who was doing
that. Not that I really care. :`P
Up your nose?
What, your real name? Or the alias in your sig. Or your *real* real name...
Fred Spoons?
This name:
Pieter Corneliszoon Hooft
You've got to have a stage name, like 'The Perspex Yak'.
I already told you, officials are trustworthy!
It already was my stage name...
I can't trust that because it was said by an official.
Good-o :) Hope you get them recorded soon, I've been waiting for this
album for aaaaages! ;)
> >
> >> I saw you on *that other group* awhile back. I'm beginning to get a
> >> feeling those people are prejudiced against anyone who posts who
> >> "hasn't been diagnosed" medically, or who isn't on drugs of some
kind.
> >
> >Yeah, they kinda scared me off for a while.. they seemed almost
vicious,
> >which you wouldn't expect coming from that sort of group. And when
they
> >started that mailing list I noticed that they made sure to point out
(in
> >capital letters, no less) that it was *only* for people who had been
> >diagnosed. I mean, what about people in my situation who can't afford
> >treatment? And it's not like I haven't been trying, for god's sake...
> >sorry, I'm gonna have to cut this rant here, before I get too
upset...
> >sorry...
>
> Meh, no probs! I read the group every day. It reminds me there are
people
> who are even worse off than myself. People who have all my symptoms,
but
> who are under the sway of the arrogant medical profession and the
corporate
> drug dealers. Not for me, thanks.
::nodnod:: I know what you mean... still, sometimes I think it would be
nice to have something to reduce the severity of my symptoms. Though to
this day, I have *never* met a psychiatrist or psychologist that I could
stand for more than a few sessions...
> >> I rarely post
> >> there anymore. It was refreshing to see your post there, though.
Have
> >> you looked for Matsakis' book at the library yet?
> >
> >Not yet.. haven't been to the library in ages (too many overdue
books,
> >hehe). What was it called again?
>
> It's called: "I Can't Get Over It: a handbook for trauma survivors",
by
> Aphrodite Matsakis (no, really!) <g>.
Urm.. interesting name, that. :) I dunno how you'd survive going through
school with a name like that..
> It has all the standard
questionaires
> for PTSD diagnosis. (When I finished there was only one or two items
that
> weren't checked off.) I found it enormously helpful and especially
with the
> <<<stress>>> of what I'm going through now, building a fantastic,
wonderful
> relationship with my songwriting partner. (It's the really *good*
stuff I
> have trouble with. I know how to handle the awful stuff) =`)
Well, lucky me, I have trouble with good things *and* bad things..
> I hope you can find it. And I hope it helps you like it helped me.
>
> {{{hugs}}}
Thanks, I'll check it out as soon as I can ::hugs::
> >
> >> >
> >> >> "Good god, man, take your finger off the bleedin' shift key and
> >> >> stick it back up your nose, where someone of your level of
> >> >> intelligence usually keeps it....", SnornL talking to
SlipperyPete
> >> >
> >> >At least that quote's back where it belongs ;)
> >>
> >> That is probably AGC's finest quote! Reminds me of the one I made
a
> >> while back.
> >
> >Well, I dunno about the *finest* quote.. that's possibly taking it a
> >little too far ;)
>
> Noope! =`) 'smy fave. Heh, heh!
Hehe, cool :)
You've had your share of good quotes, too. :)
> >
> >> I think Trax had it in her sig for a while. (Heh, can't even
remember
> >> it now)
> >
> >I miss Trax. I know many people just couldn't stand her, because she
> >argued so much.. but she was quite a good friend of mine. And she was
> >the first person in the community I actually talked to.. before I
even
> >started posting here, I went into the old Albia on Active Worlds, and
> >she was there, so I talked to her about the whole CelesteBT uproar
that
> >was going on at the time... heh, that was *so* long ago now.
> >
>
> I remember that. Weird. I wonder if anyone ever found out who was
doing
> that. Not that I really care. :`P
Yeah, it was far too long ago to actually matter anyway :)
SnornL, posting from god-forsaken Deja because she can't figure out the
modem-sharing on her network.. no, wait, Dad informs me that it's not
set up properly... well, that's inconvienient, then. :)
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Before you buy.
Then the officials will arrest you for thoughtcrime.
Don't worry, just doublethink that and they won't arrest you anymore.
>>Of course. Where else would I put it?
>
>Up your nose?
Tried that. It was too small.
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back up your nose, where someone of your level of intelligence usually
keeps it....", SnornL talking to SlipperyPete
"I've never said anything quotable :+(", Laz Spashett
"Life is a lesson, you learn it when you're through", Limp Bizkit, M:I-2 Theme
Do you have a paperweight handy?
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"People say that I'm crazy,
But I'm not that way inclined,
I know what I know, and I'll happily show,
That madness is all in the mind."
- Madness
I do have a wheel on my bicycle.
If you only have a single wheel, then it's a unicycle.
-- Luke T. Whitmore --
Sharp of eye, quick of hand, short of cash.
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"People say that I'm crazy,
But I'm not that way inclined,
I know what I know, and I'll happily show,
That madness is all in the mind."
- Madness
"Doesn't 'fast' mean not eating? So how can you have 'fast food'? And how much
would I have to eat before I starved to death?"
- Dogbert
Then I'm organizing a quest to find out if my bicycle has one or two
wheels!
err...I'll meet you at the McDonalds in the Quartier Latin, Paris...
Up your nose?
--
jtryspice98/ Gum Tree/ Joel Try
Albia Apexes
Apex.Net
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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Ambassador Juderh
Commander Joru
::jumps onto passing Eurostar::
>McDonalds in the Quartier Latin
There is just something so wrong about this.
Elizabeth
--
Out of the island
Into the highway
Past the places where you might have turned
You never did notice
But you still hide away
The anger of angels who won't return
-Vertical Horizon
Err...people can recognize me as the man in purple staring in the
window of the shoe store on the other site of the street.
Carry a copy of 'War and Peace' and wear a red herring in your shirt pocket.
No, I'm afraid of Russian zealots...
and still don't see you
*stands*
I'm the guy with his underwear on his head.
-- Luke T. Whitmore --
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"People say that I'm crazy,
But I'm not that way inclined,
I know what I know, and I'll happily show,
That madness is all in the mind."
- Madness
"Doesn't 'fast' mean not eating? So how can you have 'fast food'? And
how much would I have to eat before I starved to death?"
- Dogbert
>Err...people can recognize me as the man in purple staring in the
>window of the shoe store on the other site of the street.
Even worse than a McDonald's in Quartier Latin: a Reinder wearing purple
across the street from a McDonald's in Quartier Latin.
*sees around*
Ah, I see you!!!!!
*crosses the street*
Sorry, next time I'll stand on the street.
Even worse than a Reinder wearing purple across the street from a McDonald's in
Quartier Latin: an Elizabeth criticising the fact that there is a Reinder
wearing purple
across the street from a McDonald's in Quartier Latin.
>Sorry, next time I'll stand on the street.
You can get run over like that, you know.
>Even worse than a Reinder wearing purple across the street from a McDonald's
>in
>Quartier Latin: an Elizabeth criticising the fact that there is a Reinder
>wearing purple
>across the street from a McDonald's in Quartier Latin.
*Someone* has to impose a few standards on the world, darn it.
Elizabeth, Standard Imposter
er...the drivers won't see me, because I'm...invisible
Er... what did we come here for? I knew but now I've forgotten.
I still stand my assertion that purple is a good colour for Reinder to wear. I
mean, if he wore infra-red clothes, you'd be able to see through them, and
think of the kind of panic that would cause.
Shhh, don't tell him!
We're here to find out if my bicycle has got one or two wheels.
Panic?
Theo Spears
>er...the drivers won't see me, because I'm...invisible
Hey! I'm the only invisible person around here.
Elizabeth
>I still stand my assertion that purple is a good colour for Reinder to wear.
>I
>mean, if he wore infra-red clothes, you'd be able to see through them, and
>think of the kind of panic that would cause.
::thinks::
::panics::
Of course, worst of all would be a Reinder wearing purple *and* infrared
clothes across the street from a McDonalds in the Quartier Latin. Everyone
knows that purple and red simply do *not* go together.
Yes... but you'll still get run over... just not on purpose.
-- Luke T. Whitmore --
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Agreed. Be grateful for Reinder's non-invisible, non-red garments.
Yes.
-- Luke T. Whitmore --
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"People say that I'm crazy,
But I'm not that way inclined,
I know what I know, and I'll happily show,
That madness is all in the mind."
- Madness
"Doesn't 'fast' mean not eating? So how can you have 'fast food'? And
how much would I have to eat before I starved to death?"
- Dogbert
Well? Has it?
I don't know, we still have to find that out. Let's go!
No, because...in fact I do not exist.
yes, it's a bit...aglamian
If you don't like it, lad, don't read it. If you do like it, send me money.
> Everyone
>knows that purple and red simply do *not* go together.
I think this is probably the first time I've felt the need to disagree with
you, Elizabeth. =`)
Depends on the red and depends on the purple. Some shades of each go
together in a very exciting way (the brighter the better).
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<x0tix*AT*my-dejanews.com>
> >Yes... but you'll still get run over... just not on purpose.
>
> No, because...in fact I do not exist.
>
Stop posting then
Theo Spears
I do not post in the okay thread
do you?
My posts do not exist.
>Theo Spears
>I do not post in the okay thread
>do you?
I do.
uh...yeah!! :)
You don't like this thread, do you?
>Theo Spears
>I do not post in the okay thread
>do you?
No I don't, nor do I feel the need to bring it to the attention of others. Why
do you have this in your sig?
Ever noticed how AGC has lots more members than Aglami, but Aglami's been
busier recently?
Where?
Can you send Christmas cards to people who don't exist?
Well, in the Taj Mahal of course!
Hrm...I remember that I sent Christmas cards to all people in some
newsgroups last year, around this time...
Yes, those aglami people post a lot more per person...let's keelhaul
them!
No, just the though of someone that doesn't exist posting offends me. It
leaves me with the feeling that even after I die I still might be trapped
posting here...
> >Theo Spears
> >I do not post in the okay thread
> >do you?
>
> No I don't, nor do I feel the need to bring it to the attention of others.
Why
> do you have this in your sig?
>
Just my way of expressing the fact I disapprove of that thread.
Please don't reply to ^. It might spawn another of okay's subthreads
Theo Spears
You mean you're not dead yet?
What, real Christmas cards? Or Internet Christmas cards (e-cards or whatever
they call them...)
No, they might enjoy it.
internet christmas cards...hmmm...half of the people replied and
declared me nuts
Would you enjoy it?
I would, I think.
>Depends on the red and depends on the purple. Some shades of each go
>together in a very exciting way (the brighter the better).
Ah, but can we trust Reinder to find the right combination?
Elizabeth
--
Out of the island
Into the highway
Past the places where you might have turned
You never did notice
But you still hide away
The anger of angels who won't return
-Vertical Horizon
>yes, it's a bit...aglamian
Aaaarrrgh!
::runs screaming from thread::
Let's hope so. If he gets the combination wrong, the whole building will be
destroyed, along with the Convention of Dear Sweet Innocent Old Ladies. Come
on, join in the chant!
Reinder, Reinder, he's our man,
If he can't do it, he won't get paid.
Uhhh...well, is this the good combination?
*sports red and purple coloured cloths*
We're no cannibals!
>>Depends on the red and depends on the purple. Some shades of each go
>>together in a very exciting way (the brighter the better).
>
>Ah, but can we trust Reinder to find the right combination?
>
Frankly, m'deare...
::grin::
>Aaaarrrgh!
>::runs screaming from thread::
I'm getting to the point where, sadly, I'm going to be running screaming
from AGC. :`(
That's the problem.
quiet you!
come to aglami :-)
>We're no cannibals!
Pah! This explains why you're all jealous of agc. We have a whole pot of
Britney Spears fans cooking at the moment. And what are you going to eat,
hmmm? An invisible, immortal, presumed dead elephant?
Well, we always ate parasite, but these days we stick to stamppotmous.
::starts writing::
'During her lifetime, Agnes Spoit did many dear, sweet and innocent things,
like making biscuits for people and collecting humorous cat stories. Admittedly
she was the despotic dictator of Iraq for two years, but nobody's perfect,
etc...'