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GordonD
Mar 31, 2012, 4:22:35 PM3/31/12
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Teens have theirs, now Seniors have their own texting codes.
After all the kids have all their little codes...like BFF, LOL,etc....so
here are some codes for Seniors:
* ATD - At the Doctor's
* BFF - Best Friend's Funeral
* BTW - Bring the Wheelchair
* BYOT - Bring Your Own Teeth
* CBM - Covered by Medicare
* CUATSC - See You at the Senior Centre
* DWI - Driving While Incontinent
* FWBB - Friend with Beta Blockers
* FWIW - Forgot Where I Was
* FYI - Found Your Insulin
* GGPBL - Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low
* GHA - Got Heartburn Again
* HGBM - Had Good Bowel Movement
* IMHO - Is My Hearing-Aid On?
* LMDO - Laughing My Dentures Out
* LOL - Living on Lipitor
* OMMR - On My Massage Recliner
* OMSG - Oh My! Sorry, Gas
* ROFL..CGU - Rolling on the Floor Laughing...Can't get Up!
* TOT - Texting on Toilet
* TTYL - Talk to You Louder
* WAITT - Who Am I Talking To?
* WTFA - Wet the Furniture Again
* WTP - Where're the Prunes
* WWNO - Walker Wheels Need Oil
Hope these help.
GGLKI (Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking in!)
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Gordon Davie
Edinburgh, Scotland
"Slipped the surly bonds of Earth...to touch the face of God."
After all the kids have all their little codes...like BFF, LOL,etc....so
here are some codes for Seniors:
* ATD - At the Doctor's
* BFF - Best Friend's Funeral
* BTW - Bring the Wheelchair
* BYOT - Bring Your Own Teeth
* CBM - Covered by Medicare
* CUATSC - See You at the Senior Centre
* DWI - Driving While Incontinent
* FWBB - Friend with Beta Blockers
* FWIW - Forgot Where I Was
* FYI - Found Your Insulin
* GGPBL - Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low
* GHA - Got Heartburn Again
* HGBM - Had Good Bowel Movement
* IMHO - Is My Hearing-Aid On?
* LMDO - Laughing My Dentures Out
* LOL - Living on Lipitor
* OMMR - On My Massage Recliner
* OMSG - Oh My! Sorry, Gas
* ROFL..CGU - Rolling on the Floor Laughing...Can't get Up!
* TOT - Texting on Toilet
* TTYL - Talk to You Louder
* WAITT - Who Am I Talking To?
* WTFA - Wet the Furniture Again
* WTP - Where're the Prunes
* WWNO - Walker Wheels Need Oil
Hope these help.
GGLKI (Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking in!)
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Gordon Davie
Edinburgh, Scotland
"Slipped the surly bonds of Earth...to touch the face of God."
MartinS
Mar 31, 2012, 4:32:00 PM3/31/12
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(PMP - Peeing my Pants)
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Martin S.
AlfaMS
Mar 31, 2012, 4:34:21 PM3/31/12
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like some of these. :-D
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Josef
GordonD
Mar 31, 2012, 6:58:40 PM3/31/12
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"AlfaMS" <Alf...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:jl7poc$a36$1...@dont-email.me...
I admit I didn't write this but unashamedly stole it from another forum.
Judging by a couple of terms used, it originated in the US or maybe Canada
so it appears that the person who posted it there stole it as well!
news:jl7poc$a36$1...@dont-email.me...
Judging by a couple of terms used, it originated in the US or maybe Canada
so it appears that the person who posted it there stole it as well!
nemo
Apr 4, 2012, 9:02:41 AM4/4/12
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"GordonD" wrote in message news:9tp7ce...@mid.individual.net...
nemo
Apr 27, 2012, 9:45:32 PM4/27/12
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to go.
Alf's not there. It's Alfuzosin the garden down at the moment. The poor
sod couldn't oze anythin before they gave im those tablets!
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