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1/27/17
JEST FOR KIDS, Part 6,,Q: Why does a fireman wear red suspenders?,A: To hold up his pants.,,Q: Why wasn't King Arthur upset when he lost his sword?,A: Because he had an extra calibur!,,Q: What can you make by putting two banana peels together?,A: A pair of slippers.,,Q: Why did the boy take a bicycle to bed?,A: Because he didn't want to walk in his sleep.,,Q: What did Mrs. Bullet say to Mr. Bullet?,A: "Darling, I'm going to have a BB!"
What happened to my Subject? That's weird. On 1/26/2017 10:52 PM, Bill McCray wrote: > >
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JEST FOR KIDS, Part 6,,Q: Why does a fireman wear red suspenders?,A: To hold up his pants.,,Q: Why wasn't King Arthur upset when he lost his sword?,A: Because he had an extra calibur!,,Q: What can you make by putting two banana peels together?,A: A pair of slippers.,,Q: Why did the boy take a bicycle to bed?,A: Because he didn't want to walk in his sleep.,,Q: What did Mrs. Bullet say to Mr. Bullet?,A: "Darling, I'm going to have a BB!"
What happened to my Subject? That's weird. On 1/26/2017 10:52 PM, Bill McCray wrote: > >
1/27/17
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7/21/16
Two engineer students were standing at the base of a flagpole,,looking at its top. A woman walked by and asked what they were,doing.,,"We're supposed to find the height of this flagpole," said Sven,,"but we don't have a ladder.",,The woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a couple of,bolts, and laid the pole down on the ground. Then she took a,tape measure from her pocketbook, took a measurement, announced,,"Twenty one feet, six inches," and walked away.,,One student shook his head and laughed, "A lot of good that does,us. We asked for the height and she gave us the length!",,Both students have since dropped out of engineering school,,gotten fine-arts degrees, and are currently serving in the United,States Congress.
Two engineer students were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking at its top. A woman walked by
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Two engineer students were standing at the base of a flagpole,,looking at its top. A woman walked by and asked what they were,doing.,,"We're supposed to find the height of this flagpole," said Sven,,"but we don't have a ladder.",,The woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a couple of,bolts, and laid the pole down on the ground. Then she took a,tape measure from her pocketbook, took a measurement, announced,,"Twenty one feet, six inches," and walked away.,,One student shook his head and laughed, "A lot of good that does,us. We asked for the height and she gave us the length!",,Both students have since dropped out of engineering school,,gotten fine-arts degrees, and are currently serving in the United,States Congress.
Two engineer students were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking at its top. A woman walked by
7/21/16