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From: Colonel Jake <colonelj...@coloneljake.com>
Date: Sun, 30 Sep 2012 21:50:36 -0700
Local: Mon, Oct 1 2012 12:50 am
Subject: Fwd: Vote! Usenet Kook Awards, September 2012

           *we will all kneel and bow our heads*

[»»»xYx«««]"All Hail Master Pink My Instructor"[»»»xYx«««]
[»»»xYx«««]                                    [»»»xYx«««]
[»»»xYx«««]    "Pinku-Sensei The Great One"    [»»»xYx«««]

                  *now we diligently pray*

[»»»xYx«««] "Goddess Kali Goddess Of Strength" [»»»xYx«««]
[»»»xYx«««]                                    [»»»xYx«««]
[»»»xYx«««]   "Our Divine Goddess Of Usenet"   [»»»xYx«««]

         <(http://www.coloneljake.com/audios/000A/)>

On 9/30/2012 10:22 AM, Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler wrote:
Message-ID: <k49u6g$djm$1@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>

--
<in Honor of Steve Leyland>

Fluffy thanks you for your participation. Meow.

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    '-~~;'@        (   ; ;
    _.--''    _.-_..'  .;.'
   (,_..----''' (,..--''

    Meow

                  COlOnel Jake Enterprises
                          Presents
                  "Meow" "Let me see!!!..."
         (http://www.coloneljake.com/meow/meow0001/)

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"Thats Entertainment" doo-dah, boom-bomb-bah-bumpy-doo-dah, doo-dah

   *thank you Master Pink and in the name of Goddess Kali*

                         *so be it*

¸,.,¸
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Discussion subject changed to "Obama Phone" by Jose&#39; Scott Satanist Drug Dealer Outlaw [kzsu fm]
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From: "Jose' Scott Satanist Drug Dealer Outlaw [kzsu fm]" <zyklon_b...@yahoo.com>
Date: Sun, 30 Sep 2012 22:55:27 -0700 (PDT)
Local: Mon, Oct 1 2012 1:55 am
Subject: Re: Obama Phone

"Colonel Jake" =

SAN JOSE CALIFORNIA CONVICTED PEDOPHILE
CHILD RAPIST, ON THE RUN AND PRESENTLY
IN VIOLATION OF NOT REGISTERING
AS A SEX OFFENDER:

GARY LEE BURNORE (now of Raleigh, NC)

   AKA "Fred Hall"
   AKA "Fred Glorbleflorb"
   AKA "ozob"
   AKA "bozo de niro"
   AKA "de Niro (de-niro)
   AKA "zo de beau bozo"
   AKA "Colonel Jake"
   AKA "someone else"
   AKA "michael maccarty"
   AKA (Full List Below)

GARY LEE BURNORE:
Operator of anonymous harassment
internet usenet (internet) posting services:

DATABASIX.COM
http://fnvw.databasix.com

BLACKHELICOPTERNEWS.COM
http://blackhelicopternews.blogspot.com/

Gary Burnore's confession to Police was about
kissing the kid but later he came up
with a story that he woke up with the
teen riding on top of his vienna sausage.

Suspect Burnore also said he does not know why
he started to kiss and rape (Rachel) her.
Suspect Burnore could not believe what he did
and was very remorseful of what happened.
Rachel's mother Nancy.

Gary Lee Burnore DOB 10/13/1957 mugshot 1997

http://www.uffnet.com/mirrors/archives.mfn.org/images/defectgb.jpg

GLB Probation Officer Report (3 pages) Oct 1997

http://www.uffnet.com/mirrors/archives.mfn.org/images/batch_2/Doc1_Pa...
http://www.uffnet.com/mirrors/archives.mfn.org/images/batch_2/Doc1_Pa...
http://www.uffnet.com/mirrors/archives.mfn.org/images/batch_2/Doc1_Pa...

"Appearing before the Court for Violation of Probation
is 40-year-old Gary Burnore.  The defendant was
convicted of violation of Sec. 647.6(a) PC (Annoying/
Molesting a Child Under the Age of 18).  He is allegedly
in violation for failure to register, failure to make
payments, failure to participate in counseling, and
leaving the state of California without permission.
The defendant takes little responsibility for the
occurring offense, minimizing the part he played,
blaming others, and justifying his behavior as being
appropriate.  Likewise, the defendant appears to
view himself as the victim, vocalizing his distress
that he has done everything 'right' and that the
Probation Department is preventing him from moving.
It is his belief that the probation officer is
'harassing' him.

Although the defendant verbalizes his compliance
with the terms and conditions of probation, it
seems clear that his actions speak louder than
his words, especially in the light of his recent
absconding from Santa Clara County.  In secret,
the defendant moved to another state, fully
realizing he could not move from California
until Interstate Compact had finished their
investigation and the new state accepted his
case.  The defendant's behavior can only be
characterized as manipulative and self-serving.
It appears the defendant does not believe he
needs to follow the rules, but rather that he
is a victim of the system and can, therefore,
do as he pleases.

The defendant's attitude, failure to comply,
and the point that he takes only minimal
responsibility for the occurring offense,
suggests that risk for potential victims
may be high."

J. Puccinelli, Probation Officer, Unit IV
Municipal Court of the State of California,
Santa Clara County, People of the State
of California v. Gary Burnore
Probation Office No. DMU044
Court No. C9618225   DA No. 961131078
Santa Clara Police Department Case No. 9615185

Gary Lee's Official ONLINE NC Department Of Corrections web page

http://webapps6.doc.state.nc.us/opi/viewoffender.do?method=view&offen...

Interstate Compact State: CALIFORNIA
INITIAL 00000000 ASSAULT ON FEMALE (PRINCIPAL) 01/01/1996 UNKN. NON
CLASS CODE

SEVEN PAGE POLICE NARRATIVE

http://www.uffnet.com/mirrors/archives.mfn.org/images/batch_2/Doc2_Pa...
http://www.uffnet.com/mirrors/archives.mfn.org/images/batch_2/Doc2_Pa...
http://www.uffnet.com/mirrors/archives.mfn.org/images/batch_2/Doc2_Pa...
http://www.uffnet.com/mirrors/archives.mfn.org/images/batch_2/Doc2_Pa...
http://www.uffnet.com/mirrors/archives.mfn.org/images/batch_2/Doc2_Pa...
http://www.uffnet.com/mirrors/archives.mfn.org/images/batch_2/Doc2_Pa...
http://www.uffnet.com/mirrors/archives.mfn.org/images/batch_2/Doc2_Pa...

Police Narrative Pages 1-7
http://bayimg.com/haNigAaBd
http://bayimg.com/hanIIaaBd
http://bayimg.com/HaNIlAabd
http://bayimg.com/hAnimaaBD
http://bayimg.com/IANIaaAbD
http://bayimg.com/iaNicaabd
http://bayimg.com/iAnidaabd

Gary Mug shot with numbers
http://bayimg.com/PaNccaAbd

(Where Gary apparently LIVES)
http://maps.google.com/maps?hl=en&biw=1020&bih=602&q=4469+Still+Pines...

http://cbk3.google.com/cbk?output=thumbnail&cb_client=maps_sv&thumb=2...

(Apparently they RENT this out)
Belinda West 137 Meadowbrook Ln Davidson, NC 28036-8059
Parcel ID#: 00705124 GIS ID#: 00705124
GARY LEE BURNORE AND BELINDA W BURNORE
137 MEADOWBROOK LN  DAVIDSON, NC 28036
http://meckcama.co.mecklenburg.nc.us/mvideo/20050208/D8083943.jpg

ANOTHER GARY LEE BURNORE AKA:

JOSEPH (JOEY) RAYMOND JIMENEZ =

       "bozo"
       "KBZO"
       "Bozo de Niro"
       "Colonel Jake"
       "Fred Hall"
       "Norma Desmond"  (posing as a woman)
       "Dances With Wolves"
       "Smiles a lot"

JOSEPH (JOEY) RAYMOND JIMENEZ
ADMITS TO PSYCHO SCHIZOID "MADNESS"
MULTIPLE PERSONALITIES:

   "2012 Colonel Jake Enterprises Presents"
   "AudiO Madness" "Teh Jake'ster!!!..."
   " http://www.coloneljake.com/-CJdN-/0000/ "

<> : ==================================
<> : Who is "Colonel Jake"?
<> : According to Whois registry at
<> : http://whois.domaintools.com/coloneljake.com
<> : aka Joey Jimenez married to Kellie Jimenez.
<> : Registers domains under wife's name, Kellie Jimenez.
<> : Also known to assume and spoof daughter's identity.
<> : Compulsively stalks, spams and crossposts OT into random
<> : newsgroups. Compulsively displays behavior-disorder as
<> : malignant attention seeker. Compulsively formats text
<> : with annoying screeds, rants & punctuation. Compulsively
<> : exhibits signs of Tourretes.
<> :
<> : Joey Jimenez
<> : 12711 86th Avenue East
<> : Puyallup, WA 98373
<> : Phone: 253-435-0456
<> : When recently exposed, changed phone number to accept
<> : caller-ID only.
<> : ==================================

Lived At:  Eagle Point, OR (Oregon)
           Medford, OR (Oregon)
           Puyallup, WA (Washington)

JOSEPH (JOEY) RAYMOND JIMENEZ
12711 86th Avenue East
Puyallup, WA 98373 Puyallup, WA

  KNOWN REGISTERED ALIASES:

  1. Jose A Jimenez
  2. Sanchez Jose Jimenez
  3. Jose Jimenez Sanchez
  4. Jose A Jimenez Sanchez
  5. Joseph Raymond Jimenez

Five (5) different registered aliases for
one sole purpose:

      * CRIMINAL FRAUD *

ILLEGAL ALIEN STATUS UN-DETERMINED
of other Jimenez Beaner spic spawn living at
12711 86th Avenue East
Puyallup, WA 98373 Puyallup, WA

  1.  Constance A Jimenez
  2.  Elizabeth E Jimenez
  3.  Joseph Luis Jimenez
  4.  Kellie M Jimenez
  5.  Richard Maldonado Jimenez

JOSEPH (JOEY) RAYMOND JIMENEZ:
Insane Gray-Long-Haired Charlie Manson Look:

  http://www.coloneljake.com/image/GB5.jpg
  http://www.coloneljake.com/-CJdN-/0000/
     *  UGLY AS SATAN
     *  Dirty Knees
     *  Movie:  For The Greater Glory-Hole

JOSEPH (JOEY) RAYMOND JIMENEZ
Is the person who has been harassing Jews and Jay
Smilkstein of New York for years, posing as him at:

       Bozo_de_Niro @ 37.com

INTERNET TERRORIST AGAINST JEWS!
Which coincides with the F.B.I. and the Southern Poverty
Law Center which fosters and runs Neo-Nazi organizations

HOT-BLOODED INSANE PSYCHO BEANER SPIC RAGE
The evil beaner is quite upset that his evil terrorist
activities (U.S. Army Internet Troll) have been uncovered.
U.S. Military Armies Of Paid Troll Spooks:
http://www.prisonplanet.com/pentagon-armies-of-paid-trolls.html

Joseph Raymond Jimenez is just another manifestation
of insane evil beaner azteca la raza terrorist
activities across the internet.

Joey Jimenez's own web-sites, harassingly created against
Jay Smilkstein are replete with every form of sexual
depravity along with luciferian satanic dark imagery.

The U.S. Military, of which Joseph Jimenez claims to originate,
is like most beaner spic latino recruits, who cannot find
any other job - so they join the military.
Also confirming that the U.S. Military is
now wholly involved in satanism, luciferianism.
No other military force in the world is so immersed and
given over to clear satanism

MORE SATANIC BEANERS IN THE U.S. MILITARY:

U.S. Army's COLONEL Michael Aquino, the leader of the
Temple Of Set, a direct off-shoot of the Church of Satan,
is totally involved in sub-sonic warfare -- namely the
latest warfare instruments being tested upon the
un-suspecting victim American population:

     Horn Sounding \ Low Rumbling Frequencies

Not funny, that Joey Jimenez ("Colonel Jake"), pure
satanic lies and deception is a quoted fan of
---> Drum And Bugle (Horns) Corps.

   Low Frequency 'Horns' \ U.S. Military \ Satanism

Drum and Bugle Corps = Fags & Queers

AND MORE CRUCIAL WEBSITES WITH AUDIO FILES AND PICTURES, ETC.,
OF THE MILITARY SUB-SONIC WARFARE GOING ON:

http://www.sott.net/articles/show/235631-Canada-Mysterious-Hum-Baffle...
http://getreadyportland.com/newswire/mysterious-chorus-of-trumpets-he...
http://www.thetruthbehindthescenes.org/2011/08/21/mysterious-apocalyp...
http://www.earthfiles.com/news.php?ID=1939&category=Environment

'The Children of Light', that remnant within the U.S. Military
will assuredly cast aside the luciferian satanic intrusion
and take-over.

The satanic beaner spic recruits are stinky mexicans of which
that same gene ...

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Discussion subject changed to "Fwd: Vote! Usenet Kook Awards, September 2012" by Colonel Jake
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From: Colonel Jake <colonelj...@coloneljake.com>
Date: Mon, 01 Oct 2012 10:15:16 -0700
Local: Mon, Oct 1 2012 1:15 pm
Subject: Re: Fwd: Vote! Usenet Kook Awards, September 2012

<may BoB have mercy on McCarty's soul>

Ras Eunuch McCarty
MID: <c28105d8-8a3a-4616-aece-6c17c67ff...@p5g2000vbl.googlegroups.com>

> "Colonel Jake" = owns "Ras Eunuch McCarty"

"YoU GoT THaT RiGHT!!!..."

Hey Ras!,
"I see you're up for another KoOK Award ---->
<>
<Message-ID: <k49u6g$dj...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>
<>
<> The Charlie Sheen Memorial "WINNING" Award *
<> (vote for one)
<> Operation Wetback aka Ras Eunuch McCarty
<> Greg "Greegor" Hanson
<> MMFC ScatBoi
<> David "Yads" Yadallee
<> Goron Radavitch aka Revd
<> none of the above
<>

Between!,
"Greegor, Scatboi, Yads and teh Revd?
you are gonna just have to campaign harder than
you have ever campaigned before in your life!!! (Ras)..."

*YoU GoDDDAMNED-SToOPID-MoTHER-FuCKING-KoOK'ster*
(get out there! campaign and win! SToOPID-KoOK-BiTE-FuCKER)

®©2012 Colonel Jake Enterprises Presents
"AudiO Madness" "Teh Jake'ster!!!..."
<(http://www.coloneljake.com/-CJdN-/0001/)>

--
Colonel Jake - Training teh Ras (oNE-KoOK-DaY-aT-A-TiME)

http://blackhelicopternews.blogspot.com/p/award-winners-1994-2012.html

http://fnvw.databasix.com (awards descriptions and more)

http://www.smbtech.com/ras/

¸,.,¸
:And then some...
`^'^´
¸,.,¸
:AUK: Trainer of Ras Eunuch McCarty, May 2012
:   : for teh Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle
`^'^´ (http://www.coloneljake.com/pages/page019/)

~here boi, fetch teh slippers


 
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From: theguyontheb...@veryfast.biz
Date: Fri, 5 Oct 2012 17:34:42 -0700 (PDT)
Local: Fri, Oct 5 2012 8:34 pm
Subject: Fwd: Vote! Usenet Kook Awards, September 2012
No one cares about your silly-ass kook awards.

 
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From: Colonel Jake <colonelj...@coloneljake.com>
Date: Sun, 07 Oct 2012 15:26:21 -0700
Local: Sun, Oct 7 2012 6:26 pm
Subject: Re: Fwd: Vote! Usenet Kook Awards, September 2012

<may BoB have mercy on teh KoOK souls>

On 9/30/2012 9:50 PM, Colonel Jake

Before that! ---->

*let us all pay tribute to teh Cinnamon Girl*
  <(http://www.coloneljake.com/audios/006D/)>

>> - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

>> Kook of the Month
>> (vote for one)
>> Gordon Radavich aka Revd
>> Bob Milby, Jr aka Patriot Games
>> neither of the above

Revd

>> Clueless Newbie of the Month
>> (vote yes or no)
>> Beavis

yes

>> Coward of the Month
>> (vote for one)
>> Steve "Bowtie" "Rasta Khan" Young
>> Bob & Carole
>> neither of the above

<All Hail Bowtie! All Hail>

>> Looney Maroon Award
>> (vote yes or no)
>> [Tard] Okie Phoenix aka Fake FNVW

yes

>> Joseph Bartlo Pathetic Anal Pineapple Award
>> (vote yes or no)
>> Paul G. "Two-Socks" Derbyshire

yes

>> Bob Allisat Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker
>> (vote yes or no)
>> (Checkmate's ROT 1337 troll)
>> [Tard] Okie Phoenix aka Fake FNVW

yes

>> Tony Sidaway Drama Queen Award
>> (vote yes or no)
>> Paul G. "Two-Socks" Derbyshire

yes

>> George Pickett Memorial Trophy
>> (vote yes or no)
>> [Tard] Okie Phoenix aka Fake FNVW

yes

>> Busted Urinal Award
>> (vote yes or no)
>> DP

yes

>> Unabomber Surprise
>> (vote yes or no)
>> [Tard] Okie Phoenix aka Fake FNVW

no

>> Bolo Bullis Foam Duck
>> (vote yes or no)
>> [Tard] Okie Phoenix aka Fake FNVW

yes

>> Douglas Grant Medal For Historical Revisiomism
>> (vote yes or no)
>> [Tard] Okie Phoenix aka Fake FNVW

yes

>> Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog-Whistle Award
>> (vote yes or no)
>> [Tard] Fake Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}, trained
>> by shiny kachina

yes

>> AUK Mascot
>> (vote for one)
>> Steve "Bowtie" "Rasta Khan" Young
>> Emmett Gulley (incumbent)

<Bowtie! for he hace much greatness>

>> The Charlie Sheen Memorial "WINNING" Award *
>> (vote for one)
>> Operation Wetback aka Ras Eunuch McCarty
>> Greg "Greegor" Hanson
>> MMFC ScatBoi
>> David "Yads" Yadallee
>> Goron Radavitch aka Revd
>> none of the above

of course! Eunuch

*my little CiRCLE-JeRK*

>> * All candidates placed on ballot by Executive Decision.
>> * Going forward nominations will be accepted for this
>> *Lifetime Achievement award.  Think of it as a Super Pickett,
>> *but not quite a Custer

>> Ministry of Circle Jerks
>> (vote for one)
>> UTB Sock Drawer
>> Paul G. "Two-Socks" Derbyshire and [Tard] Phoenix (incumbents)

"Two-Socks"

>> AFA-B Awards In Exile
>> http://blackhelicopternews.blogspot.com/p/afa-b-awards-in-exile.html

>> AFA-B Tinfoil Star
>> (vote yes or no)
>> Steve "Bowtie" "Rasta Khan" Young

yes

>> Cleopatra Award
>> (vote yes or no)
>> [Tard] Okie Phoenix aka Fake FNVW.

yes

>> Ed Conrad Memorial "Brain of Stone" Award
>> (vote yes or no)
>> [Tard] Okie Phoenix aka Fake FNVW.

yes

>> Green Lantern Award
>> (vote yes or no)
>> [Tard] Okie Phoenix aka Fake FNVW.

yes

>> Sir Robin Award
>> (vote yes or no)
>> [Tard] Okie Phoenix aka Fake FNVW.

yes

>> - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

®©2012 Colonel Jake Enterprises Presents
"AudiO Madness" "Teh Jake'ster!!!..."
<(http://www.coloneljake.com/-CJdN-/0000/)>

--
Colonel Jake - Training teh Ras (oNE-KoOK-DaY-aT-A-TiME)

¸,.,¸
:And then some...
`^'^´

http://blackhelicopternews.blogspot.com/p/award-winners-1994-2012.html

http://fnvw.databasix.com (awards descriptions and more)

http://www.smbtech.com/ras/


 
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From: theguyontheb...@veryfast.biz
Date: Sat, 13 Oct 2012 03:22:28 -0700 (PDT)
Local: Sat, Oct 13 2012 6:22 am
Subject: Re: Fwd: Vote! Usenet Kook Awards, September 2012
Nobody cares about your silly-ass kook awards.

 
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