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Bigbazza
May 13, 2012, 9:07:33 AM5/13/12
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I sent my son to Israel
1. A Jewish businessman in Chicago decided to send his son to Israel to
absorb some of the culture of the homeland. When the son returned, the
father asked him to tell him about his trip.
The son said, "Pop, I had a great time in Israel. By the way, I converted to
Christianity."
"Oy vey!" said the father. "What have I done?"
He decided to go ask his friend Jacob what to do.
Jake said, "Funny you should ask. I too sent my son to Israel , and he also
came back a Christian. Perhaps we should go see the rabbi and ask him what
we should do.” So they went to see the rabbi.
The rabbi said, "Funny you should ask. I too sent my son to Israel . He also
came back a Christian. What is happening to our young people? Perhaps we
should go talk to God and ask him what to do.
The three of them prayed and explained what had happened to their sons and
asked God what to do.
Suddenly a voice came loud and clear from Heaven.
The Voice said, "Funny you should ask. I, too, sent my Son to Israel . . .
Barry Oz
1. A Jewish businessman in Chicago decided to send his son to Israel to
absorb some of the culture of the homeland. When the son returned, the
father asked him to tell him about his trip.
The son said, "Pop, I had a great time in Israel. By the way, I converted to
Christianity."
"Oy vey!" said the father. "What have I done?"
He decided to go ask his friend Jacob what to do.
Jake said, "Funny you should ask. I too sent my son to Israel , and he also
came back a Christian. Perhaps we should go see the rabbi and ask him what
we should do.” So they went to see the rabbi.
The rabbi said, "Funny you should ask. I too sent my son to Israel . He also
came back a Christian. What is happening to our young people? Perhaps we
should go talk to God and ask him what to do.
The three of them prayed and explained what had happened to their sons and
asked God what to do.
Suddenly a voice came loud and clear from Heaven.
The Voice said, "Funny you should ask. I, too, sent my Son to Israel . . .
Barry Oz
Old Codger (TX)
May 13, 2012, 10:54:39 PM5/13/12
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Kent Wills
May 15, 2012, 4:13:19 AM5/15/12
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On Sun, 13 May 2012 23:07:33 +1000, "Bigbazza" <ba...@bazlpus.org>
wrote:
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>The Voice said, "Funny you should ask. I, too, sent my Son to Israel . . .
Giggle.
--
"I'm a ten gov a day guy. It's all I know, and it's all
you need to know, gov!"
- Shouting George
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>The Voice said, "Funny you should ask. I, too, sent my Son to Israel . . .
--
"I'm a ten gov a day guy. It's all I know, and it's all
you need to know, gov!"
- Shouting George
bitty rotty
May 16, 2012, 5:06:55 PM5/16/12
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Kent Wills wrote:
> On Sun, 13 May 2012 23:07:33 +1000, "Bigbazza"<ba...@bazlpus.org>
> wrote:
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> [....]
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>> The Voice said, "Funny you should ask. I, too, sent my Son to Israel . . .
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> Giggle.
>
Hi Kent, was that before or after you two were caught burglarizing garages?
> On Sun, 13 May 2012 23:07:33 +1000, "Bigbazza"<ba...@bazlpus.org>
> wrote:
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> [....]
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>> The Voice said, "Funny you should ask. I, too, sent my Son to Israel . . .
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> Giggle.
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