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Kent Wills
May 5, 2012, 6:32:20 AM5/5/12
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After much careful research, it has been discovered that the artist
Vincent Van Gogh had many relatives.
Among them were:
His dizzy aunt: Verti Gogh
The brother who ate prunes: Gotta Gogh
The brother who worked at a convenience store: Stopn Gogh
The cousin from Illinois: Chica Gogh
The constipated uncle: Can't Gogh
The ballroom dancing aunt: Tan Gogh
His nephew psychoanalyst: E Gogh
The little bouncy nephew: Poe Gogh
A sister who loved disco: Go Gogh
And his niece who travels the country in a van: Winnie Bay Gogh
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Lasciate ogni speranza, voi ch'entrate.
Vincent Van Gogh had many relatives.
Among them were:
His dizzy aunt: Verti Gogh
The brother who ate prunes: Gotta Gogh
The brother who worked at a convenience store: Stopn Gogh
The cousin from Illinois: Chica Gogh
The constipated uncle: Can't Gogh
The ballroom dancing aunt: Tan Gogh
His nephew psychoanalyst: E Gogh
The little bouncy nephew: Poe Gogh
A sister who loved disco: Go Gogh
And his niece who travels the country in a van: Winnie Bay Gogh
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Lasciate ogni speranza, voi ch'entrate.
Bigbazza
May 5, 2012, 11:07:32 AM5/5/12
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"Kent Wills" wrote in message
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FAMILY TREE OF VINCENT VAN GOGH
His dizzy aunt ------------------------------------------Verti Gogh
The brother who ate prunes--------------------------Gotta Gogh
The brother who worked at a convenience store ------ Stop N Gogh
The grandfather from Yugosla-------------------------------U Gogh
His magician uncle --------------------------------Where-diddy Gogh
His Mexican cousin --------------------------------------A Mee Gogh
The Mexican cousin's American half-brother ---------- Gring Gogh
The nephew who drove a stage coach -------------- Wells-far Gogh
The constipated uncle -----------------------------Can't Gogh
The ballroom dancing aunt ---------------------------Tang Gogh
The bird lover uncle ------------------------------- Flamin Gogh
An aunt who taught positive thinking -----------Way-to-Gogh
The little bouncy nephew -------------------- Poe Gogh
A sister who loved disc---------------------- Go Gogh
And his niece who travels the country in an RV --- Winnie Bay Gogh
Barry Oz
Kent Wills
May 5, 2012, 4:49:56 PM5/5/12
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On Sun, 6 May 2012 01:07:32 +1000, "Bigbazza" <bar...@no-mail.com>
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Good ones.
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I could write about nobel gasses, but there would be no reaction.
bitty rotty
May 16, 2012, 5:11:17 PM5/16/12
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bitty rotty
May 16, 2012, 5:15:16 PM5/16/12
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Kent Wills wrote:
> After much careful research, it has been discovered that the artist
> Vincent Van Gogh had many relatives.
>
Imaginary ones like Lin and Richard?
> After much careful research, it has been discovered that the artist
> Vincent Van Gogh had many relatives.
>
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