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Kent Wills
May 3, 2012, 4:54:14 AM5/3/12
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Tom, Dick and Harry went to a party. After the party they returned to
the hotel. The hotel was 600 stories high.
Unfortunately for them, the elevator was not working. They made a plan
for the first 200 stories, Tom will crack jokes.
The second 200 stories Dick will tell a happy story and lastly Harry
will tell a sad story.They then started up the steps
After 2 hours it was Harry's turn. He turned to the other two and said
"Ok guys, here's my sad story. I forgot the keys downstairs."
10 Signs Your An Internet Geek
10. When filling out your driver's license application you give your
IP address.
9. You no longer ask prospective dates what their sign is, instead
your line is "Hi, what's your URL?"
8. Instead of calling you to dinner, your spouse sends e-mail.
[What's sad is that Lindsay actually did this once.]
7. You're amazed to find out spam is a food.
6. You "ping" people to see if they're awake, "finger" them to find
out how they are, and "AYT" them to make sure they're listening to
you.
5. You search the Net endlessly hoping to win every silly free T-shirt
contest.
4. You introduce your wife as "my la...@home.wife" and refer to your
children as "client applications".
3. At social functions you introduce your husband as "my domain
server".
2. After winning the office super bowl pool you blurt out, "I feel so
colon-right parentheses!"
And the number one sign you are an Internet Geek:
1. Two Words: "Pizza's Here!"
--
"I'm a ten gov a day guy. It's all I know, and it's all
you need to know, gov!"
- Shouting George
the hotel. The hotel was 600 stories high.
Unfortunately for them, the elevator was not working. They made a plan
for the first 200 stories, Tom will crack jokes.
The second 200 stories Dick will tell a happy story and lastly Harry
will tell a sad story.They then started up the steps
After 2 hours it was Harry's turn. He turned to the other two and said
"Ok guys, here's my sad story. I forgot the keys downstairs."
10 Signs Your An Internet Geek
10. When filling out your driver's license application you give your
IP address.
9. You no longer ask prospective dates what their sign is, instead
your line is "Hi, what's your URL?"
8. Instead of calling you to dinner, your spouse sends e-mail.
[What's sad is that Lindsay actually did this once.]
7. You're amazed to find out spam is a food.
6. You "ping" people to see if they're awake, "finger" them to find
out how they are, and "AYT" them to make sure they're listening to
you.
5. You search the Net endlessly hoping to win every silly free T-shirt
contest.
4. You introduce your wife as "my la...@home.wife" and refer to your
children as "client applications".
3. At social functions you introduce your husband as "my domain
server".
2. After winning the office super bowl pool you blurt out, "I feel so
colon-right parentheses!"
And the number one sign you are an Internet Geek:
1. Two Words: "Pizza's Here!"
--
"I'm a ten gov a day guy. It's all I know, and it's all
you need to know, gov!"
- Shouting George
Bigbazza
May 5, 2012, 11:13:28 AM5/5/12
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"Kent Wills" wrote in message
news:msh4q7127rj7j2d5o...@4ax.com...
"8. Instead of calling you to dinner, your spouse sends e-mail."
" [What's sad is that Lindsay actually did this once.]"
Barry Oz
Kent Wills
May 5, 2012, 4:49:24 PM5/5/12
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On Sun, 6 May 2012 01:13:28 +1000, "Bigbazza" <bar...@no-mail.com>
wrote:
>Good one's, Kent....
>
>"8. Instead of calling you to dinner, your spouse sends e-mail."
>
> " [What's sad is that Lindsay actually did this once.]"
>
>And did you have the courtesyto Email her back?....:-)
No. I just went to the table and ate.
I did ask how she knew I would get the E-mail. She stated, if
you're at the computer, I know you have Gmail open.
--
'Life is pain. Anybody that says different is selling something.'
-- Fezzik's mother
wrote:
>Good one's, Kent....
>
>"8. Instead of calling you to dinner, your spouse sends e-mail."
>
> " [What's sad is that Lindsay actually did this once.]"
>
>And did you have the courtesyto Email her back?....:-)
I did ask how she knew I would get the E-mail. She stated, if
you're at the computer, I know you have Gmail open.
--
'Life is pain. Anybody that says different is selling something.'
-- Fezzik's mother
bitty rotty
May 16, 2012, 5:12:48 PM5/16/12
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Kent Wills wrote:
> On Sun, 6 May 2012 01:13:28 +1000, "Bigbazza"<bar...@no-mail.com>
> wrote:
>
>> Good one's, Kent....
>>
>> "8. Instead of calling you to dinner, your spouse sends e-mail."
>>
>> " [What's sad is that Lindsay actually did this once.]"
>>
>> And did you have the courtesyto Email her back?....:-)
>
> No. I just went to the table and ate.
> I did ask how she knew I would get the E-mail. She stated, if
> you're at the computer, I know you have Gmail open.
>
But she doesn't exist Kent, never has.
> On Sun, 6 May 2012 01:13:28 +1000, "Bigbazza"<bar...@no-mail.com>
> wrote:
>
>> Good one's, Kent....
>>
>> "8. Instead of calling you to dinner, your spouse sends e-mail."
>>
>> " [What's sad is that Lindsay actually did this once.]"
>>
>> And did you have the courtesyto Email her back?....:-)
>
> No. I just went to the table and ate.
> I did ask how she knew I would get the E-mail. She stated, if
> you're at the computer, I know you have Gmail open.
>
How's Fred and Janet?
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