bit r ⦿t ��� wrote in <news:jksqkm$h53$
3...@dont-email.me>:
> In other news from <
pan...@peak.org>:
>>On Tue, 27 Mar 2012 14:06:28 +0000, shiny neon wrote:
>>
>>>
bit...@mixmin.net (bit r ⦿t ���) sez 27 Mar 2012:
>>>
>>>> In other news from PV <edrnouser@ spam
telus.net>:
>>>>> Sir Gregory Hall, Esq. wrote:
>>>>>> Ha ha! I just learned *thru the grapevine* the real reason behind
>>>>>> all the recent Gregory Hall, Esq. forgeries via the various popular
>>>>>> free news servers.
>>>>>>
>>>>><snip of paranoia>
>>>>>
>>>>>Of course you did, now tighten down that tinfoil beanie so the bad men
>>>>>can't find you
>>>>
>>>> Truer words are rarely spoken. The ugly old fart has lost his marbles.
>>>>
>>>> He's a raving alcoholic that drinks alone.
>>>>
>>> i have an alternative theory. nobuddy is forging him at all, he just
>>> likes to try to backpedal by calling frogs.
>>>
>>> not that i see anything he or any frogs are posting, unless someone
>>> answers him.
>>>
>>> 'cause he's boring.
>>
>>Agreed. VERY boring.
>
> We all agree, indeed. Let's have fun!
Yeah! You can both put in yer hearing aids, yer false teeth, put on yer
bifocals, crank up yer pacemakers, grab yer walkers, and shuffle three feet
before falling asleep.
Woohooo!!! Fun.
- Not Sir Gregory Hall, Esq. (but don't tell ol' Tom Evans, his self-esteem
is built up solely on the delusion that I am. To admit otherwise would cause
him to mentally collapse.).
--
Bill Keesing's Life Phrase:
"Put the key of despair into the lock of apathy. Turn the knob of mediocrity
slowly and open the door of despondency - welcome to my life."
And it's in a flaming tail-spin. Fasten yer seatbelt and put yer tray
upright, Bill. This might be a bumpy ride.
Porksword Organthruster, that low-life stalking fucknut who has made it his
life's work to harass the half-retarded half-midget Emmett Earl Gulley, Jr.
(and does a half-assed job of it) online is actually Bill Keesing from
Aukland, NZ.
Porksword Organthruster's curriculum vitae:
http://groups.google.com/groups/search?&as_ugroup=alt.usenet.kooks&as_uauthors=Porksword+Organthruster&safe=off
Bill Keesing
Flat 16, 5 Edgars Road, Grey Lynn\Westmere (Cox's Bay), Auckland, NZ 1002
+64 9 376 0106
zz9plur...@orcon.net.nz
Here's the proof:
First, we'll look at Bill Keesing's post to usenet as Porksword
Organthruster, in which he outed himself. This is a long post, so we'll
include a link to it, and you can peruse it at your leisure.
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.usenet.kooks/msg/0646a49cb01010c4
Message-ID: <1646859.huUyflWWV1@FishhookU>
Now, the above full post is a bit hard to read and follow, so let's dig out
the salient points. This, you should read carefully, and laugh about
heartily.
(Note that I've removed the 'at' (@) sign from email addresses, so they are
fully readable in Google Groups.)
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> Hi Bill,
> I put the hamper on the side of the road, it is a bit
> stuffed really.
> I rang Ngaire and she will catch up with you next week to
> negotiate with you regarding getting 16/5 Edgars back on
> track, and will also give me a list of maintenance issues,
> current or upcoming that will need attention.
> I hope you don't mind I have given her your contact phone
> # at home and work.
> Ngaire works at Arrow Property Managers, a guy at work
> said she was really nice to deal with, so I hope she suits
> us.
> thanks
> allie
> ----- Original Message Follows -----
>> Hi again,
>> Just a thought. I've got a huge hamper under the house
>> in the electrics room (just up from the letterboxes). If
>> that would be any use to you, you are welcome to it. I
>> scored it at the inorganics a few years ago.
>> There is also a door at the back of the electrics room
>> that leads under the house, and there is storage there -
>> I have seen Aidan in there a couple of times. I don't
>> know how water tight it is, but you could use that space
>> for free and padlock it.
>> cheers
>> allie
>> ----- Original Message Follows -----
>>> Hi Bill,
>>> Can you please send an email response back to me by
>>> Friday 25th March, 2011.
>>> Please confirm whether you believe there are storage
>>> and cleaning issues that need to be addressed at unit
>>> 16/5 Edgars Rd.
>>> If there are storage and cleaning issues, you need to
>>> provide me with a plan to consider for how you wish
>>> to manage clearing and cleaning prior to site
>>> inspection in October.
>>> If you believe there are not any storage and cleaning
>>> issues, then please offer me a time within the next
>>> week that I can come around and visit.
>>> Thanks
>>> allie
>>> ----- Original Message Follows -----
>>>> Hey Bill,
>>>>
>>>> Given that you are a bit short of cash at the moment
>>>> , (and me) why don't we leave a site inspection
>>>> until October, 2011 before you go to Bathurst. (You
>>>> are off in November, if I recall). This will give us
>>>> both something to aim for and save for.
>>>> That way, you can do what you need to do, and I can
>>>> arrange a carpet clean for your unit when the
>>>> weathers warm again.
>>>> I don't know how to do a proper property inspection
>>>> anyway - eg checking taps, pipes, leaks etc, so
>>>> would get someone professional in to do that for me,
>>>> so that I can do a maintenance plan/budget then.
>>>> Thanks
>>>> allie
>>>> ----- Original Message -----
>>>> From: "Alison Kerr" <allie.k AT
clear.net.nz>
>>>> To: <bill AT
help.geek.nz>
>>>> Cc: <allie.k AT
clear.net.nz>
>>>> Sent: Monday, March 21, 2011 6:20 AM
>>>> Subject: Cleaning of unit 16
>>>>> Hi Bill,
>>>>>
>>>>> The painters told me that your place was really
>>>>> smelly and full to overflowing with boxes.
>>>>> Have been putting off saying anything, bit like
>>>>> telling the person next to you at work that they
>>>>> have BO.
>>>>> Can you please clean up your unit and clear out
>>>>> any rubbish, and email me a time in the next month
>>>>> to do a site inspection. After work is fine.
>>>>> Thanks
>>>>> allie
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Ok, in the above snippet of the above whole post, we see Alison Kerr (Bill
Keesing's landlord) admonishing him for having a smelly apartment that's
stacked full of boxes, and is setting up a date and time for an inspection
to be sure Bill Keesing obeys the landlord's cleanliness rules.
Now, Bill Keesing has changed the WHOIS of his domain since outing himself
(
help.geek.nz, taken from the email address in the post from Porksword
Organthruster (AKA Bill Keesing) above):
http://whois.domaintools.com/help.geek.nz
domain_datelastmodified: 2011-03-29 T16:24:12+13:00 <<=== NOTE DATE
registrant_contact_name: Bill Keesing
registrant_contact_address1: 28 The Warehouse Way
registrant_contact_address2: Northcote
registrant_contact_city: Auckland
registrant_contact_country: NZ (NEW ZEALAND)
registrant_contact_phone:
+64 9 999-9999
registrant_contact_email:
a...@orcon.net.nz
The above address is Orcon broadband and telephone.
But PRIOR to 29 Mar 2011 (the day after he accidentally posted the
information above to usenet, outing himself as a stalking, harassing,
defaming, libeling scumbag kook who likes to pick on retarded midgets
online), the WHOIS for Bill Keesing's domain read as follows:
registrant_contact_name: Bill Keesing
registrant_contact_address1: Flat 16-5 Edgars Road
registrant_contact_address2: Grey Lynn
registrant_contact_city: Auckland
registrant_contact_country: NZ 1002
registrant_contact_phone:
+64 9 376 0106
registrant_contact_email:
zz9plur...@orcon.net.nz
Now, you may be saying, "Well, that doesn't prove anything at all! You could
just be making all of this up."
Well, you COULD call the telephone number
(+64 9 376 0106) to hear Bill
Keesing sobbing about stupidly outing himself on usenet as a stalking,
harassing, defaming, libeling scumbag kook who likes to pick on retarded
midgets online. :-)
But, there are other ways to ascertain that the above is true.
Bill Keesing has posted a photo online here:
http://www.metvuw.com/index-content.php?date=20090721
http://www.metvuw.com/photoofweek/photo-20090721-03.jpg
Here's a quote on that web page from Bill Keesing (AKA Porksword
Organthruster):
Bill Keesing
"'Sunlight shining through the fog over Cox's Creek in Cox's Bay, Auckland.
The picture was taken by a Canon Powershot A410 on the automatic setting.
The picture was taken looking towards the northwest. It was a nice, crisp
walk to catch the bus into work that morning' wrote Bill. The photograph was
taken at 08:26 on 3 June 2009."
Now, to find exactly where this photo was taken, we have to start from where
Bill Keesing (AKA Porksword Organthruster) lives:
Here's the Google Street View of his low-rent stink-factory apartment on
Edgars Road:
http://maps.google.com/maps?q=5+Edgars+Road,+Grey+Lynn,+Auckland,+NZ+1002&sll=-36.854309,174.72672&sspn=0.000906,0.001714&hnear=5+Edgars+Rd,+Auckland+1022,+Auckland,+New+Zealand&layer=c&cbll=-36.854409,174.726653&panoid=sBrQtzc2Zi9iHTfDv8FNyw&cbp=12,106.23,,0,5.49&ie=UTF8&hq=&ll=-36.854308,174.726721&spn=0,0.001714&z=19&iwloc=A
Note the row of letterboxes just 'round the bend on Edgars Road, and the low
doorway just past them that leads into the electrics room. Behind the
electrics room is where Bill Keesing (AKA Porksword Organthruster) is
storing the boxes that were cluttering his apartment and making it stink so
badly.
The apartment address, the letterboxes, the doorway to the electrics room,
the stinky apartment, and the boxes cluttering Bill Keesing's apartment are
all mentioned in the emails from Alison Kerr to Bill Keesing, posted to
usenet by Porksword Organthruster (AKA Bill Keesing).
Now, from the
metvuw.com link above, where Bill Keesing submitted a photo,
we know that Bill Keesing takes the bus to work, and that he walks to the
bus stop. Looking at Google Maps shows that there is only one way out of
that end of Edgars Road. So, let's follow along Edgars Road and see if any
of the Google Street View photos match the photo that Bill Keesing (AKA
Porksword Organthruster) submitted to
metvuw.com.
We find that if we go down Edgars Road about one block to the intersection
of Edgars Road and Kingsley Street, and continue straight on Edgars Road to
the next 'hop' on Google Street View past that intersection, we see the same
photo in Google Street View as Bill Keesing (aka Porksword Organthruster)
submitted to
metvuw.com. Note that, just like Bill Keesing said of his
photo, Google Street View is looking in a northwesterly direction.
One block from his apartment is where Bill Keesing took that photo he
submitted to
metvuw.com.
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So, what do we have here:
1} We have a conversation between Alison Kerr (landlord) and Bill Keesing
(tenant) about his "really smelly", cluttered apartment, posted to usenet
accidentally by Porksword Organthruster. If Porksword OrganThruster is not
Bill Keesing, how did he come into possession of that personal email
exchange?
2} Immediately after discovering that he'd accidentally posted this
embarrassing and identifying information, Porksword Organthruster
disappeared from usenet, whereas before he would post every day to harass
the half-retarded, half-midget Emmett Earl Gulley, Jr. of Melbourne, FL, US.
If Porksword Organthruster were NOT Bill Keesing, why would he care if Bill
Keesing's address were revealed, and run from usenet as he did?
3} The address in the old
help.geek.nz domain registration information by
Bill Keesing, and in the emails from Alison Kerr to Bill Keesing (and
accidentally posted by Porksword Organthruster) match exactly, as does the
description of the property in question.
4} We have a photo submitted by Bill Keesing to
metvuw.com, that is only one
block from the address specified in the old registration information by Bill
Keesing (and in the emails from Alison Kerr to Bill Keesing, accidentally
posted by Porksword Organthruster).
5} Bill Keesing suddenly changed the information in his domain registration
to inaccurate information, in an attempt to hide his true whereabouts, after
he'd found that he'd outed himself on usenet as a stalking, harassing,
defaming, libeling scumbag kook.
6) Bill Keesing is an AUK (alt.usenet.kooks) denizen from WAY back. I trust
you can do your own search to verify this.
7} Bill Keesing discontinued his
http://users.iconz.co.nz/keesing site, when
he'd been using it in the signatures of some of his website forum posts as
far back as May 29, 1998 and as recently as January 01, 2011. That matters
little, as the Wayback Machine has archived it.
8} After being outed as a creepy, smelly, hoarding online stalker, Bill
Keesing (aka Porksword Organthruster) flounced from usenet (21 Apr 2011,
Message-ID: <1630688.KXDNF0lm0F@FishhookU> titled "I am out of here.", his
farewell kook speech), only to return incognito.
Here's the link to his site ('
user.iconz.co.nz/keesing' redirects to
'
www3.iconz.co.nz/bill'):
http://replay.waybackmachine.org/19970301092752/http://www3.iconz.co.nz/bill/
On that web page, Bill states, "I am currently employed by the Internet
Company of New Zealand as a Customer Support Officer...". The Internet
Company of New Zealand is
iconz.co.nz /
iconz.net.
And here's Bill Keesing's photos. Note that he LOOKS like a stinky, hoarding
stalker (and that photo is 14 years old... his looks have probably not
improved with age):
http://replay.waybackmachine.org/19970703074321/http://www3.iconz.co.nz/bill/images/bill.jpg
http://replay.waybackmachine.org/19970703074321/http://www3.iconz.co.nz/bill/images/bill.gif
He's also got another website:
http://petrolhead.orconhosting.net.nz/Photography/MOTAT/thumb.html
Note the text blurb at the bottom: "All images Copyright Bill Keesing"
According to the photographs' EXIF data, the pictures on this site were
taken with a Canon EOS 350D DIGITAL camera (Serial #0430202293) that Bill
got from Scott & Kerry-Sue Thomson, also of Aukland, NZ. In fact, that's
them in the picture of the interior of the trolley, with the baby stroller.
Kerry-Sue Thomson is Bill Keesing's daughter (can you believe Bill was ever
allowed to breed?!).
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The above information can lead us to only one incontrovertible conclusion:
Bill Keesing of Aukland, NZ, that stinky hoarder, is Porksword
Organthruster, that stupid, stalking, harassing, defaming, libeling scumbag
kook who likes to pick on retarded midgets online.
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Now that Bill Keesing (AKA Porksword Organthruster) has stupidly outed
himself, he probably thinks that the majority of the damage is done. Not so,
by quite a long shot.
1} The domain registration information for Bill Keesing's domain
(
help.geek.nz) is inaccurate, meaning that should someone report that domain
for inaccurate WHOIS information, the host would most likely terminate that
domain, or force Bill Keesing to re-enter the old, accurate information.
2} His employer will most likely find out about Bill Keesing's proclivity
for stalking, harassing, defaming, libeling and picking on retarded midgets
online, as well as his poor hygiene and obsessive hoarding. The consequences
of this are unforetold.
3} His landlord will most likely find out about Bill Keesing's
extra-curricular activities which so consume him that he neglects his
apartment, allowing it to become a cluttered stinkhole.
4} His family will most likely find out that Bill Keesing is an
embarrassment to the family. Forever after they find out, he'll always
wonder if they're still saying behind his back, "I wonder if he's still a
creepy online stalker?", as they quietly tell their children to avoid him.
Relax, Bill.
It's all in good fun, right?
It's just words, right?
Words can't hurt you, right?
Right, Bill?
(.) (_)
U
<evil grin>