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Checkmate

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First, check out what Bit said:


>
>
> He's been missing from the Newsnet's free servers for some time now.
>
>
> You don't just stop like posting like that.
>
>
> Maybe he got into some of Freddie Greer's magic mushrooms?

I've been wondering about the Snuhboi too... and Gweggles. Where's The
Pickle Poacher been lately?

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AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012
co-winner, Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook,
Line & Sinker award, May 2001
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Sir · Gregory · Hall, Esq.

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"Bit Rot" <bit...@aukhistory.org> wrote in message
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> news from Checkmate <Lunati...@The.Edge>:
>>Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
>>Checkmate!
>>
>>First, check out what Bit said:
>>>
>>> He's been missing from the Newsnet's free servers for some time now.
>>>
>>>
>>> You don't just stop like posting like that.
>>>
>>>
>>> Maybe he got into some of Freddie Greer's magic mushrooms?
>>
>>I've been wondering about the Snuhboi too... and Gweggles. Where's The
>>Pickle Poacher been lately?
>>
>
> Craptain Neal flounced off after striking out with Pandora for the 300th
> time.

It's getting hot around here because it's summer. I have no air
conditioning so it's too hot to sit in front of a computer kicking the
shit out of you all for as many hours as I used to. You'll just have to
get used to it.

--
Sir Gregory

pandora

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Jun 3, 2012, 8:12:17 PM6/3/12
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On Sun, 03 Jun 2012 14:14:29 -0700, Checkmate wrote:

> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
> Checkmate!
>
> First, check out what Bit said:
>
>
>
>>
>> He's been missing from the Newsnet's free servers for some time now.
>>
>>
>> You don't just stop like posting like that.
>>
>>
>> Maybe he got into some of Freddie Greer's magic mushrooms?
>
> I've been wondering about the Snuhboi too... and Gweggles. Where's The
> Pickle Poacher been lately?

Well, there was a storm in that area recently........




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pandora

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Jun 3, 2012, 8:12:44 PM6/3/12
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On Sun, 03 Jun 2012 21:38:55 +0000, Bit <bitrot wrote:

> news from Checkmate <Lunati...@The.Edge>:
>>Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
>>Checkmate!
>>
>>First, check out what Bit said:
>>>
>>> He's been missing from the Newsnet's free servers for some time now.
>>>
>>>
>>> You don't just stop like posting like that.
>>>
>>>
>>> Maybe he got into some of Freddie Greer's magic mushrooms?
>>
>>I've been wondering about the Snuhboi too... and Gweggles. Where's The
>>Pickle Poacher been lately?
>>
>>
> Craptain Neal flounced off after striking out with Pandora for the 300th
> time.
>
Heh.


>>--
>>Checkmate
>>KotAGoR XXXIV
>>AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012
>>co-winner, Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker award, May 2001
>>Copyright © 2012
>>all rights reserved





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Emmett BADASS Gulley

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Jun 3, 2012, 8:14:00 PM6/3/12
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WRONG!!!!!!!! the storm stayed way north of me and greg and greg never
got touched by it.
>
> --http://www.gramsattic.org

Emmett BADASS Gulley

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On Jun 3, 3:32 pm, Bit <bit...@aukhistory.org> Rot wrote:
> He's been missing from the Newsnet's free servers for some time now.
>
> You don't just stop like posting like that.
>
> Maybe he got into some of Freddie Greer's magic mushrooms?

LOL! i guess that you don't know the truth.

Checkmate

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Jun 3, 2012, 8:39:48 PM6/3/12
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Checkmate!

LOL! Gweggles, you're like a one-legged man in an ass-kicking contest.
If *I* get too hot, I'll simply turn on my air conditioner.

BTW, your buddy Zimmerman's back in jail for lying to the judge. There
goes what little credibility he ever had. Comments? LOL!
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Checkmate

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>
> news from Sir · Gregory · Hall, Esq. <greghall@home.fåke>:
> Great. See you next winter.

LOL

I

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Jun 4, 2012, 5:41:19 AM6/4/12
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Checkmate wrote:
> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
> Checkmate!
>
> First, check out what Bit said:
>
>
>>
>> He's been missing from the Newsnet's free servers for some time now.
>>
>>
>> You don't just stop like posting like that.
>>
>>
>> Maybe he got into some of Freddie Greer's magic mushrooms?
>
> I've been wondering about the Snuhboi too... and Gweggles. Where's The
> Pickle Poacher been lately?

Greg slipped and fell over the side of his boat trying to lure a manatee
into his bunk.

--

Greg's wrong guesses so far:

Aratzio
Spooge
Mad As A Box Of Frogs
Vince
Art Deco
Mike Manners aka Bitty Bill
Johnny Dollar
Kevin Cannon
yourfriend
Fred Hall
idlehands
Sean Monaghan
NotYourFathersChevy

I

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Jun 4, 2012, 5:52:33 AM6/4/12
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Translation: "I'm too poor to afford a $99 fan from Home Depot so I now
spend my days rolling drunks for quarters." Oh wait, it's not rolling,
it's some word that sounds similar...

I

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Jun 4, 2012, 5:58:38 AM6/4/12
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Checkmate wrote:
> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
> Checkmate!
>
> First, check out what Sir ￜ Gregory ￜ Hall, Esq. said:
>
>
>> "Bit Rot" <bit...@aukhistory.org> wrote in message
>> news:jqglhf$3r6$1...@dont-email.me...
>>> news from Checkmate <Lunati...@The.Edge>:
>>>> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
>>>> Checkmate!
>>>>
>>>> First, check out what Bit said:
>>>>> He's been missing from the Newsnet's free servers for some time now.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> You don't just stop like posting like that.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> Maybe he got into some of Freddie Greer's magic mushrooms?
>>>> I've been wondering about the Snuhboi too... and Gweggles. Where's The
>>>> Pickle Poacher been lately?
>>>>
>>> Craptain Neal flounced off after striking out with Pandora for the 300th
>>> time.
>> It's getting hot around here because it's summer. I have no air
>> conditioning so it's too hot to sit in front of a computer kicking the
>> shit out of you all for as many hours as I used to. You'll just have to
>> get used to it.
>
> LOL! Gweggles, you're like a one-legged man in an ass-kicking contest.
> If *I* get too hot, I'll simply turn on my air conditioner.
>
> BTW, your buddy Zimmerman's back in jail for lying to the judge. There
> goes what little credibility he ever had. Comments? LOL!

As a professional liar himself, Greg doesn't see that as a character
defect. He sees it as a spur to his own dishonesty. It's why he had to
"retire," if you know what I mean.

Adam H. Kerman

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Jun 4, 2012, 6:05:01 AM6/4/12
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Bit <bit...@aukhistory.org> wrote:

>He's been missing from the Newsnet's free servers for some time now.

>You don't just stop like posting like that.

>Maybe he got into some of Freddie Greer's magic mushrooms?

When someone vanishes from Usenet, why does no one ever assume it's
because they are enjoying Real Life (tm)?

When I go, it'll be because I've married a gorgeous young woman with
an insatiable sexual appetite who just can't get enough of me.

meowmix

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Jun 4, 2012, 7:30:47 AM6/4/12
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On Sun, 3 Jun 2012 14:14:29 -0700, Checkmate <Lunati...@The.Edge> wrote:

>Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
>Checkmate!
>
>First, check out what Bit said:
>
>
>>
>>
>> He's been missing from the Newsnet's free servers for some time now.
>>
>>
>> You don't just stop like posting like that.
>>
>>
>> Maybe he got into some of Freddie Greer's magic mushrooms?
>
>I've been wondering about the Snuhboi too... and Gweggles. Where's The
>Pickle Poacher been lately?

snuhwolf, openly gay, gweggie missing... i wonder... has gweggie kidnapped snuhwolf, put him in a dress and made him his very
own lady boy bitch and given the poor dog a bone(r)?

meowmix

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Jun 4, 2012, 7:36:45 AM6/4/12
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so you won't be leaving usenet any time soon then.

Aratzio

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Jun 4, 2012, 8:58:42 AM6/4/12
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On Jun 3, 2:32 pm, Bit <bit...@aukhistory.org> Rot wrote:
> He's been missing from the Newsnet's free servers for some time now.
>
> You don't just stop like posting like that.
>
> Maybe he got into some of Freddie Greer's magic mushrooms?

Wolfus-Puss is in a "Ghay-Recovery" Program tied to a post...
--
Aratzio

Aratzio

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Jun 4, 2012, 8:54:51 AM6/4/12
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On Jun 4, 6:30 am, meowmix <meow.mix@FUCK_OFF_SPAMMER_meow.org> wrote:
WRONG !!

He/she/it is recovering from vaginal-mesh surgery...
--
Aratzio

Checkmate

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Checkmate!

Funny you should mention that. I was wondering the same thing myself.

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co-winner, Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook,
Line & Sinker award, May 2001
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all rights reserved

Checkmate

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Checkmate!

First, check out what I said:


>
> Checkmate wrote:
> > Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
> > Checkmate!
> >
> > First, check out what Bit said:
> >
> >
> >>
> >> He's been missing from the Newsnet's free servers for some time now.
> >>
> >>
> >> You don't just stop like posting like that.
> >>
> >>
> >> Maybe he got into some of Freddie Greer's magic mushrooms?
> >
> > I've been wondering about the Snuhboi too... and Gweggles. Where's The
> > Pickle Poacher been lately?
>
> Greg slipped and fell over the side of his boat trying to lure a manatee
> into his bunk.

Greg was arrested by the Coast Guard for molesting sea cucumbers.

Checkmate

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Checkmate!

So you plan to be here for quite some time?

Checkmate

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Checkmate!

Shit, you beat me to it!

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Checkmate
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AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012
co-winner, Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook,
Line & Sinker award, May 2001

pandora

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Jun 4, 2012, 12:53:11 PM6/4/12
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Heh. I was about to say something similar.

:-)




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saul

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"Adam H. Kerman" <a...@chinet.com>,,,,made wood in:
you be looking for a girl who has had the band installed then?

--

saul

Proof God invented Usenet.
"God had placed His people in Canaan as a mighty breastwork to stay
the tide of moral evil, that it might not flood the world"

cain...@windstream.net

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On Jun 3, 8:14 pm, Emmett BADASS Gulley <emmettgulle...@gmail.com>
wrote:
liar.
And Greggies need to go make friends with the business end of a shark.

Aratzio

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On Mon, 4 Jun 2012 10:05:01 +0000 (UTC), in the land of
alt.usenet.kooks, "Adam H. Kerman" <a...@chinet.com> got double secret
probation for writing:
She is marrying you for your bow tie collection.

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The Delimited Ratz

Adam H. Kerman

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Jun 4, 2012, 7:34:59 PM6/4/12
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Lies! All lies!

Sal Hepatica

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Jun 4, 2012, 8:12:09 PM6/4/12
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On 06/04/2012 10:31 AM, saul wrote:
> "Adam H. Kerman" <a...@chinet.com>,,,,made wood in:
>
>> Bit <bit...@aukhistory.org> wrote:
>>
>>> He's been missing from the Newsnet's free servers for some time now.
>>
>>> You don't just stop like posting like that.
>>
>>> Maybe he got into some of Freddie Greer's magic mushrooms?
>>
>> When someone vanishes from Usenet, why does no one ever assume it's
>> because they are enjoying Real Life (tm)?
>>
>> When I go, it'll be because I've married a gorgeous young woman with
>> an insatiable sexual appetite who just can't get enough of me.
>
> you be looking for a girl who has had the band installed then?

WITB? And why did you delete afn from my reply? Your nym is new to
me in afn but I suspect you've been around the block more times than
I have :p

You strike me as very smart but a bit crazy.



saul

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Sal Hepatica <sal...@ti.ca.invalid>,,,,made wood in:

>On 06/04/2012 10:31 AM, saul wrote:
>> "Adam H. Kerman" <a...@chinet.com>,,,,made wood in:
>>
>>> Bit <bit...@aukhistory.org> wrote:
>>>
>>>> He's been missing from the Newsnet's free servers for some time now.
>>>
>>>> You don't just stop like posting like that.
>>>
>>>> Maybe he got into some of Freddie Greer's magic mushrooms?
>>>
>>> When someone vanishes from Usenet, why does no one ever assume it's
>>> because they are enjoying Real Life (tm)?
>>>
>>> When I go, it'll be because I've married a gorgeous young woman with
>>> an insatiable sexual appetite who just can't get enough of me.
>>
>> you be looking for a girl who has had the band installed then?
>
>WITB?
Expand your horizons, a search engine is your friend.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Banding_(medical)

>And why did you delete afn from my reply?
What planet are you on this fine evening?
Do quit fucking with the groups line.
You "sound" more like Paul G Derbyshire with every utterance.
I feel a complex coming on.
Then there is this from the header lines;
User-Agent: Mozilla/5.0 (X11; Linux x86_64; rv:12.0) Gecko/20120420 Thunderbird/12.0

T-Bird? Under a unix GUI, how quaint. LOL

>Your nym is new to me in afn but I suspect you've been around the block more times than
>I have :p
xposting always brings new meat to the table, in my case it is not bologna. LOL

>You strike me as very smart but a bit crazy.
Never laid a glove on you.
Where you feel smitten do please keep your affections to yourself, this is
Usenet, a public arena. You might get arrested for waving that clicky go here
weenie about?
Paul also leans towards the "crazy" slant in comebacks.
How unique to discover you (who usually troll way more professionally)
share that feature of "fup-to" language with that social fuktard.

Maybe you are putting blame to my post for filling your diaper clad ass?
I come from the unix world, so naturally I know I'm right about all of this. LOL

--

Saul

Beware the apocalypse brought in my name;
Saul spared the best of the sheep and cattle, the fat calves and lambs—everything that was good.
These they were unwilling to destroy completely, but everything that was despised and weak they totally destroyed.


thoolen

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On Jun 4, 9:08 pm, "saul", an obvious murphy sock, wrote:
NaN> Newsgroups:
alt.usenet.kooks,alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,alt.free.newsservers

NaN> Expand your horizons, a search engine is your friend.

What does your URL have to do with free newsservers, murphy?

NaN> What planet are you on this fine evening?

What does your question of Hepatica have to do with free newsservers,
murphy? And it's hardly Hepatica's fault that, after you nymshifted,
he didn't immediately recognize your new sock, murphy. It is
interesting that he immediately pegged you as mentall ill, though,
murphy, on the basis of only a handful of posts you'd made under your
latest nym.

NaN> Do quit fucking with the groups line.

What does your ironic directive to Hepatica have to do with free
newsservers, murphy?

NaN> You "sound" more like Paul G Derbyshire with every utterance.

Who is "Paul G Derbyshire", murphy? There is nobody in this newsgroup
using that alias.

NaN> I feel a complex coming on.

You're only now noticing that you have an obsessive-compulsive
complex? No surprise there, really. Self-awareness never was your
strong suit, was it, murphy?

NaN> Then there is this from the header lines;
NaN>         User-Agent: Mozilla/5.0 (X11; Linux x86_64; rv:12.0)
Gecko/20120420 Thunderbird/12.0

What does that have to do with free newsservers, murphy? Your paranoia
knows no bounds, murphy; that is an extremely common nntp user-agent.
It only narrows things down to several tens of millions of people,
murphy. As Bayesian evidence in favor of your hypothesis that
Hepatica's really your imaginary arch-nemesis, murphy, it's lost in
the noise.

NaN> T-Bird? Under a unix GUI, how quaint. LOL

What does your opinion of Hepatica's computer setup have to do with
free newsservers, murphy?

NaN> xposting always brings new meat to the table, in my case it is
not bologna. LOL

In your case it's spam, murphy.

NaN> Never laid a glove on you.

What does your classic erroneous presupposition have to do with free
newsservers, murphy? Still suffering from reading comprehension
problems, murphy? Nobody who was remotely competent at interpreting
the English language would have interpreted Hepatica's remark as an
accusation of physical assault.

NaN> Where you feel smitten do please keep your affections to
yourself, this is
NaN> Usenet, a public arena.

"You will not bed him with posts such as you have published here.
Try sucking
your dick to keep him pinned down, mkay?"
-- murphy as "saul"

How ironic.

NaN> You might get arrested for waving that clicky go here weenie
about?

"You will not bed him with posts such as you have published here.
Try sucking
your dick to keep him pinned down, mkay?"
-- murphy as "saul"

How ironic.

NaN> Paul also leans towards the "crazy" slant in comebacks.

Who is "Paul", murphy? There is nobody in this newsgroup using that
alias.

NaN> How unique to discover you (who usually troll way more
professionally)
NaN> share that feature of "fup-to" language with that social fuktard.

Who is "that social fuktard", murphy? There is nobody in this
newsgroup using that alias.

Rather ironic, too, coming from someone who set a silent followup-to
in his own post.

NaN> Maybe you are putting blame to my post for filling your diaper
clad ass?

What does your classic erroneous presupposition of a question of
Hepatica have to do with free newsservers, murphy?

NaN> I come from the unix world, so naturally I know I'm right about
all of this. LOL

What does your arrogance have to do with free newsservers, murphy?

"Under a unix GUI, how quaint."
-- murphy as "saul"

How ironic.

"As for 'lucrative', I have managed to save up about $3
million and am going to retire and go on vacation soon. A
nice, long vacation with no usenet."
-- murphy as "saul"

http://www.uffnet.com/kookkamp/goodbye.htm

And some people wonder why I call them Famous Last Words.

P.S. You forgot to include a copy of your trademarked Lits o' Haet,
murphy. Still suffering from memory problems, murphy?

Checkmate

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Checkmate!

First, check out what thoolen said:


>
> On Jun 4, 9:08ï¿œpm, "saul", an obvious murphy sock, wrote:
> NaN> Newsgroups:
> alt.usenet.kooks,alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,alt.free.newsservers
>
> NaN> Expand your horizons, a search engine is your friend.
>
> What does your URL have to do with free newsservers, murphy?
>
> NaN> What planet are you on this fine evening?
>
> What does your question of Hepatica have to do with free newsservers,
> murphy? And it's hardly Hepatica's fault that, after you nymshifted,
> he didn't immediately recognize your new sock, murphy. It is
> interesting that he immediately pegged you as mentall ill, though,
> murphy, on the basis of only a handful of posts you'd made under your
> latest nym.
>
> NaN> Do quit fucking with the groups line.
>
> What does your ironic directive to Hepatica have to do with free
> newsservers, murphy?
>
> NaN> You "sound" more like Paul G Derbyshire with every utterance.
>
> Who is "Paul G Derbyshire", murphy? There is nobody in this newsgroup
> using that alias.
>
> NaN> I feel a complex coming on.
>
> You're only now noticing that you have an obsessive-compulsive
> complex? No surprise there, really. Self-awareness never was your
> strong suit, was it, murphy?
>
> NaN> Then there is this from the header lines;
> NaN> ￜ ￜ ￜ ￜ User-Agent: Mozilla/5.0 (X11; Linux x86_64; rv:12.0)
What has any of this got to do with Snuhwolf being abducted by Mesicans,
Thoolen?

tho...@ifa.hawaii.edu

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Jun 4, 2012, 11:53:13 PM6/4/12
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Checkmate <Lunati...@The.Edge> writes:

266> Newsgroups:
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,alt.checkmate,alt.free.newsservers,alt.usenet.kooks,comp.os.os2.advocacy

266> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading
posts by
266> Checkmate!

What does your warning have to do with OS/2, Checkmate?

266> First, check out what thoolen said:

What does what thoolen said have to do with OS/2, Checkmate?

266> What has any of this got to do with Snuhwolf being abducted by
Mesicans,
266> Thoolen?

What does your question of "Thoolen" have to do with OS/2, Checkmate?

saul

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Jun 5, 2012, 12:17:20 AM6/5/12
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Fred begat thoolen <thol...@gmail.com>to split the liver with:
ref: NNTP-Posting-Host: 67.70.97.109
<08052be9-4cdf-4b0b...@l17g2000vbj.googlegroups.com>
<6f29065d-7cd4-4b3e...@fr28g2000vbb.googlegroups.com>
<cf6f4779-c10f-4fd0...@d17g2000vbv.googlegroups.com>
>On Jun 4, 9:08�pm, "saul", wrote:
>> What planet are you on this fine evening?

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>2H3cul? n4q v9'PH uN3QyL URCN9VpN'Ph sNHy9 9Un9, Ns9R3 L8H 4l2fUVs9Rq,
>uR qVQ4'9 V22rQvN9RYL 3rP874Vmr L8h3 4RJ pH8PX, 2h3cul. V9 Vf
>V49r3rf9V47 9uN9 uR v22rQvN9rYL cr77rQ L8h nf 2r49Nyy VYy, 9u8H7u,
>2H3cul, 84 9ur 0nFVf 82 84YL n Un4QshY 82 C8F9F L8h'q 2NQR H4qR3 l8h3
>Yn9RF9 4L2.

>> Do quit fucking with the groups line.

>JUn9 Q8RF L8h3 V38aVP QV3rp9v1R 98 uRCn9VPN un1R 98 Q8 JV9u 53Rr
>ArjFFR31R3F, 2h3cul?

>> You "sound" more like Paul G Derbyshire with every utterance.
>
>jub Vf "Cnhy 7 qR30lfUv3R", 2H3cuL? 9UR3R Vf 4B0bql V4 9uvf 4RJF73BhC
>hFV@ 9Un9 Nyvnf.

>> xposting always brings new meat to the table, in my case it is
>>not bologna. LOL

hello Fred!
do sip your spaghetti soup slow. LOL

that murphy dude musta been one hell of a whipcracker whistler!

--

Saul

PRO 6:34 says,
"For jealousy is the rage of a man: therefore he will not spare in the day of vengeance."


thoolen

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On Jun 5, 12:17 am, "saul", an obvious murphy sock, wrote:
NaN> Newsgroups:
alt.usenet.kooks,alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,alt.free.newsservers

NaN> Fred begat thoolen <thol...@gmail.com> to split the liver with:
NaN> ref: NNTP-Posting-Host: 67.70.97.109
NaN>
<08052be9-4cdf-4b0b-8478-8fea9d4ed...@l17g2000vbj.googlegroups.com>
NaN> <6f29065d-7cd4-4b3e-a917-
e9fa2ec3b...@fr28g2000vbb.googlegroups.com>
NaN> <cf6f4779-
c10f-4fd0-98c9-90c142af4...@d17g2000vbv.googlegroups.com>

What does your hallucination have to do with free newsservers, murphy?

NaN> >jub Vf "Cnhy 7 qR30lfUv3R", 2H3cuL? 9UR3R Vf 4B0bql V4 9uvf
4RJF73BhC
NaN> >hFV@ 9Un9 Nyvnf.

I did not write that, murphy, yet you attributed it to me anyway.
Classic dishonesty on your part, murphy.

NaN> hello Fred!

Suffering from reading comprehension problems, murphy? I wrote that
post, not Greer, murphy.

NaN> do sip your spaghetti soup slow. LOL

What does your classic erroneous presupposition have to do with free
newsservers, murphy?

NaN> that murphy dude musta been one hell of a whipcracker whistler!

What does your self-aggrandizing statement from your own sock puppet
have to do with free newsservers, murphy?

saul

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Jun 5, 2012, 1:00:29 AM6/5/12
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Fred begat thoolen <thol...@gmail.com> in kookdance to foam
at 4:00AM Pembroke Ontario [CAN] time after a long night on the tiles finding
the whistler of whistles-----> murphy:
ref: NNTP-Posting-Host: 67.70.97.109
<490ce332-b3dd-4567...@n33g2000vbi.googlegroups.com>
<acaeb9a4-b9fc-4f9b...@k5g2000vbf.googlegroups.com>

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>And some people wonder why I call them Famous Last Words.
>
you are not lost for them, k00k. LOL

--


Saul

Isaiah 28 - 1 Corinthians 14
"I also will choose their delusions, and will bring their fears upon them; because when I called, none did answer; when I spake, they did not hear"
"


%

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Jun 5, 2012, 1:25:33 AM6/5/12
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what does anything he threatens matter , he's an idgit

shiny

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Sir · Gregory · Hall, Esq. <greghall@home.fåke> wrote in
news:5mdfub....@news.alt.net:

> "Bit Rot" <bit...@aukhistory.org> wrote in message
> news:jqglhf$3r6$1...@dont-email.me...
>> news from Checkmate <Lunati...@The.Edge>:
>>>Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts
by
>>>Checkmate!
>>>
>>>First, check out what Bit said:
>>>>
>>>> He's been missing from the Newsnet's free servers for some time
now.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> You don't just stop like posting like that.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Maybe he got into some of Freddie Greer's magic mushrooms?
>>>
>>>I've been wondering about the Snuhboi too... and Gweggles. Where's
The
>>>Pickle Poacher been lately?
>>>
>>
>> Craptain Neal flounced off after striking out with Pandora for the
300th
>> time.
>
> It's getting hot around here because it's summer. I have no air
> conditioning so it's too hot to sit in front of a computer kicking the
> shit out of you all for as many hours as I used to. You'll just have
to
> get used to it.
>

translation: i've been spnaked off usenet again. wah.

shiny

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Jun 5, 2012, 2:16:03 AM6/5/12
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"Adam H. Kerman" <a...@chinet.com> wrote in news:jqi18d$erd$1...@dont-email.me:
so, you plan to stay forever?

Checkmate

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Jun 5, 2012, 3:29:34 AM6/5/12
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Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
Checkmate!

LOL! Pandora beat you to that one, and I beat Pandora, and Rocky beat us
all.

Q-Ball

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Jun 5, 2012, 3:40:08 AM6/5/12
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On 05/06/2012 1:00 AM, "saul", an obvious murphy sock, wrote:
NaN> Newsgroups: rec.arts.tv,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.free.newsservers

NaN> Fred begat thoolen <thol...@gmail.com> in kookdance to foam
NaN> at 4:00AM Pembroke Ontario [CAN] time after a long night on the
tiles finding
NaN> the whistler of whistles-----> murphy:
NaN> ref: NNTP-Posting-Host: 67.70.97.109
NaN> <490ce332-b3dd-4567...@n33g2000vbi.googlegroups.com>
NaN> <acaeb9a4-b9fc-4f9b...@k5g2000vbf.googlegroups.com>

What does your elaborate hallucination have to do with television or
free newsservers, murphy?

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What does your massive redundancy have to do with television or free
newsservers, murphy?

NaN> you are not lost for them, k00k. LOL

Who is "k00k", murphy? There is nobody in this newsgroup using that alias.

"As for 'lucrative', I have managed to save up about $3
million and am going to retire and go on vacation soon. A
nice, long vacation with no usenet."
-- murphy as "saul"

http://www.uffnet.com/kookkamp/goodbye.htm

And some people wonder why I call them Famous Last Words.

tho...@ifa.hawaii.edu

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"%" <per...@gmail.com> writes:

524> Newsgroups:
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,alt.checkmate,alt.free.newsservers,alt.usenet.kooks,comp.os.os2.advocacy

524> what does anything he threatens matter , he's an idgit

What does Checkmate's idgitcy have to do with OS/2, persent?

pandora

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Jun 5, 2012, 1:14:07 PM6/5/12
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On Tue, 05 Jun 2012 00:29:34 -0700, Checkmate wrote:

> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
> Checkmate!
>
> First, check out what shiny said:
>
>
>
>> "Adam H. Kerman" <a...@chinet.com> wrote in
>> news:jqi18d$erd$1...@dont-email.me:
>>
>> > Bit <bit...@aukhistory.org> wrote:
>> >
>> >>He's been missing from the Newsnet's free servers for some time now.
>> >
>> >>You don't just stop like posting like that.
>> >
>> >>Maybe he got into some of Freddie Greer's magic mushrooms?
>> >
>> > When someone vanishes from Usenet, why does no one ever assume it's
>> > because they are enjoying Real Life (tm)?
>> >
>> > When I go, it'll be because I've married a gorgeous young woman with
>> > an insatiable sexual appetite who just can't get enough of me.
>>
>> so, you plan to stay forever?
>
> LOL! Pandora beat you to that one, and I beat Pandora, and Rocky beat
> us all.

Heh.

I find it hilarious that we ALL got the very same idea. I guess we've
got him pegged, eh?

:-)



--
http://www.gramsattic.org

Checkmate

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Jun 5, 2012, 1:55:45 PM6/5/12
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Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
Checkmate!

Either that, or we're all a buncha trolls.

--
Checkmate
KotAGoR XXXIV
AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012
co-winner, Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook,
Line & Sinker award, May 2001
Copyright © 2012
all rights reserved

pandora

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Well, there is that as a possibility.

Heh.




--
http://www.gramsattic.org

Adam H. Kerman

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pandora <pan...@peak.org> wrote:
>On Tue, 05 Jun 2012 00:29:34 -0700, Checkmate wrote:
>>Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
>>Checkmate!

>>First, check out what shiny said:
>>>"Adam H. Kerman" <a...@chinet.com> wrote:
>>>>Bit <bit...@aukhistory.org> wrote:

>>>>>He's been missing from the Newsnet's free servers for some time now.

>>>>>You don't just stop like posting like that.

>>>>>Maybe he got into some of Freddie Greer's magic mushrooms?

>>>>When someone vanishes from Usenet, why does no one ever assume it's
>>>>because they are enjoying Real Life (tm)?

>>>>When I go, it'll be because I've married a gorgeous young woman with
>>>>an insatiable sexual appetite who just can't get enough of me.

>>>so, you plan to stay forever?

>>LOL! Pandora beat you to that one, and I beat Pandora, and Rocky beat
>>us all.

>Heh.

>I find it hilarious that we ALL got the very same idea. I guess we've
>got him pegged, eh?

>:-)

I'm always available for said pegging. Please call soonest.

Fred Greer

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Jun 5, 2012, 3:09:18 PM6/5/12
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Q-Ball <qball918...@gmail.com> wrote:
>On 05/06/2012 1:00 AM, "saul", an obvious murphy sock, wrote:
>NaN> Newsgroups: rec.arts.tv,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.free.newsservers
>
>NaN> Fred begat thoolen <thol...@gmail.com> in kookdance to foam
>NaN> at 4:00AM Pembroke Ontario [CAN] time after a long night on the
>tiles finding
>NaN> the whistler of whistles-----> murphy:
>NaN> ref: NNTP-Posting-Host: 67.70.97.109
>NaN> <490ce332-b3dd-4567...@n33g2000vbi.googlegroups.com>
>NaN> <acaeb9a4-b9fc-4f9b...@k5g2000vbf.googlegroups.com>

snowplough

>And some people wonder why I call them Famous Last Words.
>
>P.S. You forgot to include a copy of your trademarked Lits o' Haet,
>murphy. Still suffering from memory problems, murphy?

That sure is some motherlode of foamage issuing from your bowel Paul.

I have to go, I hear the paramedics wailing.


Checkmate

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Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
Checkmate!
You're a mongoloid assworm.

Aratzio

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Jun 5, 2012, 7:40:17 PM6/5/12
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> The Demented Ratz

Stop faking me, Ko0k !!
--
Aratzio

ah

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On 6/3/2012 9:24 PM, Bit Rot wrote:
> news from Sir � Gregory � Hall, Esq. <greghall@home.f�ke>:
>>"Bit Rot" <bit...@aukhistory.org> wrote in message
>>news:jqglhf$3r6$1...@dont-email.me...
>>> news from Checkmate <Lunati...@The.Edge>:
>>>>Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
>>>>Checkmate!
>>>>
>>>>First, check out what Bit said:
>>>>>
>>>>> He's been missing from the Newsnet's free servers for some time now.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> You don't just stop like posting like that.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> Maybe he got into some of Freddie Greer's magic mushrooms?
>>>>
>>>>I've been wondering about the Snuhboi too... and Gweggles. Where's The
>>>>Pickle Poacher been lately?
>>>>
>>>
>>> Craptain Neal flounced off after striking out with Pandora for the 300th
>>> time.
>>
>>It's getting hot around here because it's summer. I have no air
>>conditioning so it's too hot to sit in front of a computer kicking the
>>shit out of you all for as many hours as I used to. You'll just have to
>>get used to it.
>>
>
>
> Great. See you next winter.

ROLF!
--
a "http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NtSgWZbL_kE" h

ah

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Jun 5, 2012, 7:55:52 PM6/5/12
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On 6/4/2012 5:41 AM, I wrote:
> Checkmate wrote:
>> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
>> Checkmate!
>>
>> First, check out what Bit said:
>>
>>
>>>
>>> He's been missing from the Newsnet's free servers for some time now.
>>>
>>>
>>> You don't just stop like posting like that.
>>>
>>>
>>> Maybe he got into some of Freddie Greer's magic mushrooms?
>>
>> I've been wondering about the Snuhboi too... and Gweggles. Where's The
>> Pickle Poacher been lately?
>
> Greg slipped and fell over the side of his boat trying to lure a manatee
> into his bunk.

Gweg's into vertebrates these days?

Q-Ball

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On 05/06/2012 3:09 PM, Fred Greer wrote:
3> Newsgroups: rec.arts.tv,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.free.newsservers

3> snowplough

What does your non sequitur have to do with television or free
newsservers, Greer?

3> That sure is some motherlode of foamage issuing from your bowel Paul.

Who is "Paul", Greer? There is nobody in this newsgroup using that alias.

3> I have to go, I hear the paramedics wailing.

What does your medical emergency have to do with television or free
newsservers, Greer?

meowmix

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On Mon, 4 Jun 2012 05:54:51 -0700 (PDT), Aratzio <0rec...@sneakemail.com> wrote:

>On Jun 4, 6:30�am, meowmix <meow.mix@FUCK_OFF_SPAMMER_meow.org> wrote:
>> On Sun, 3 Jun 2012 14:14:29 -0700, Checkmate <LunaticFri...@The.Edge> wrote:
>> >Warning! �Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
>> >Checkmate!
>>
>> >First, check out what Bit said:
>>
>> >> He's been missing from the Newsnet's free servers for some time now.
>>
>> >> You don't just stop like posting like that.
>>
>> >> Maybe he got into some of Freddie Greer's magic mushrooms?
>>
>> >I've been wondering about the Snuhboi too... and Gweggles. �Where's The
>> >Pickle Poacher been lately?
>>
>> snuhwolf, openly gay, gweggie missing... i wonder... has gweggie kidnapped snuhwolf, put him in a dress and made him his very
>> own lady boy bitch and given the poor dog a bone(r)?
>
>WRONG !!
>
>He/she/it is recovering from vaginal-mesh surgery...

you know way to much about that kind of thing. when are you having yours done?

meowmix

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Jun 6, 2012, 7:24:32 AM6/6/12
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On Mon, 4 Jun 2012 08:07:14 -0700, Checkmate <Lunati...@The.Edge> wrote:

>Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
>Checkmate!
>
>First, check out what meowmix said:
>
>
>>
>> On Sun, 3 Jun 2012 14:14:29 -0700, Checkmate <Lunati...@The.Edge> wrote:
>>
>> >Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
>> >Checkmate!
>> >
>> >First, check out what Bit said:
>> >
>> >
>> >>
>> >>
>> >> He's been missing from the Newsnet's free servers for some time now.
>> >>
>> >>
>> >> You don't just stop like posting like that.
>> >>
>> >>
>> >> Maybe he got into some of Freddie Greer's magic mushrooms?
>> >
>> >I've been wondering about the Snuhboi too... and Gweggles. Where's The
>> >Pickle Poacher been lately?
>>
>> snuhwolf, openly gay, gweggie missing... i wonder... has gweggie kidnapped snuhwolf, put him in a dress and made him his very
>> own lady boy bitch and given the poor dog a bone(r)?
>
>Funny you should mention that. I was wondering the same thing myself.

right. i'll email him and ask him where he's been hiding.

meowmix

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Jun 6, 2012, 7:24:32 AM6/6/12
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On Mon, 4 Jun 2012 08:09:25 -0700, Checkmate <Lunati...@The.Edge> wrote:

>Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
>Checkmate!
>
>First, check out what meowmix said:
>
>
>>
>> On Mon, 4 Jun 2012 10:05:01 +0000 (UTC), "Adam H. Kerman" <a...@chinet.com> wrote:
>>
>> >Bit <bit...@aukhistory.org> wrote:
>> >
>> >>He's been missing from the Newsnet's free servers for some time now.
>> >
>> >>You don't just stop like posting like that.
>> >
>> >>Maybe he got into some of Freddie Greer's magic mushrooms?
>> >
>> >When someone vanishes from Usenet, why does no one ever assume it's
>> >because they are enjoying Real Life (tm)?
>> >
>> >When I go, it'll be because I've married a gorgeous young woman with
>> >an insatiable sexual appetite who just can't get enough of me.
>>
>> so you won't be leaving usenet any time soon then.
>
>Shit, you beat me to it!

there was only one possible reply to that post. i just happend to be the usenet bum who saw it first and made it.

meowmix

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Jun 6, 2012, 7:24:34 AM6/6/12
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On Mon, 04 Jun 2012 15:31:53 -0700, Aratzio <a6ah...@sneakemail.com> wrote:

>On Mon, 4 Jun 2012 10:05:01 +0000 (UTC), in the land of
>alt.usenet.kooks, "Adam H. Kerman" <a...@chinet.com> got double secret
>probation for writing:
>
>>Bit <bit...@aukhistory.org> wrote:
>>
>>>He's been missing from the Newsnet's free servers for some time now.
>>
>>>You don't just stop like posting like that.
>>
>>>Maybe he got into some of Freddie Greer's magic mushrooms?
>>
>>When someone vanishes from Usenet, why does no one ever assume it's
>>because they are enjoying Real Life (tm)?
>>
>>When I go, it'll be because I've married a gorgeous young woman with
>>an insatiable sexual appetite who just can't get enough of me.
>
>She is marrying you for your bow tie collection.

the new dr who will be upset he was forsaken.

tho...@ifa.hawaii.edu

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Checkmate <Lunati...@The.Edge> writes:

268> Newsgroups: alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, alt.checkmate,
alt.free.newsservers, alt.usenet.kooks, comp.os.os2.advocacy

268> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading
posts by
268> Checkmate!

What does your warning have to do with OS/2, Checkmate?

268> First, check out what % said:

What does what % said have to do with OS/2, Checkmate?

268> You're a mongoloid assworm.

What does your evaluation of % have to do with OS/2, Checkmate?

I

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Jun 6, 2012, 1:02:01 PM6/6/12
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Greg sometimes climbs the evolutionary ladder, yes, but like the
Sisyphean boulder he always rolls back down to the cephaolpods and their
ilk again.

--

Greg's wrong guesses so far:

Aratzio
Spooge
Mad As A Box Of Frogs
Vince
Art Deco
Mike Manners aka Bitty Bill
Johnny Dollar
Kevin Cannon
yourfriend
Fred Hall
idlehands
Sean Monaghan
NotYourFathersChevy

Checkmate

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Jun 6, 2012, 2:36:42 PM6/6/12
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Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
Checkmate!

First, check out what I said:


>
> ah wrote:
> > On 6/4/2012 5:41 AM, I wrote:
> >> Checkmate wrote:
> >>> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
> >>> Checkmate!
> >>>
> >>> First, check out what Bit said:
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>>
> >>>> He's been missing from the Newsnet's free servers for some time now.
> >>>>
> >>>>
> >>>> You don't just stop like posting like that.
> >>>>
> >>>>
> >>>> Maybe he got into some of Freddie Greer's magic mushrooms?
> >>> I've been wondering about the Snuhboi too... and Gweggles. Where's The
> >>> Pickle Poacher been lately?
> >> Greg slipped and fell over the side of his boat trying to lure a manatee
> >> into his bunk.
> >
> > Gweg's into vertebrates these days?
>
> Greg sometimes climbs the evolutionary ladder, yes, but like the
> Sisyphean boulder he always rolls back down to the cephaolpods and their
> ilk again.

Well, he does like those sea cucumbers... and their ilk too.

--
Checkmate
KotAGoR XXXIV
AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012
co-winner, Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook,
Line & Sinker award, May 2001
Copyright © 2012
all rights reserved

Aratzio

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Jun 6, 2012, 4:53:56 PM6/6/12
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On Jun 6, 6:24 am, meowmix <meow.mix@FUCK_OFF_SPAMMER_meow.org> wrote:
> On Mon, 4 Jun 2012 05:54:51 -0700 (PDT), Aratzio <0recy9...@sneakemail.com> wrote:
> >On Jun 4, 6:30 am, meowmix <meow.mix@FUCK_OFF_SPAMMER_meow.org> wrote:
> >> On Sun, 3 Jun 2012 14:14:29 -0700, Checkmate <LunaticFri...@The.Edge> wrote:
> >> >Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
> >> >Checkmate!
>
> >> >First, check out what Bit said:
>
> >> >> He's been missing from the Newsnet's free servers for some time now.
>
> >> >> You don't just stop like posting like that.
>
> >> >> Maybe he got into some of Freddie Greer's magic mushrooms?
>
> >> >I've been wondering about the Snuhboi too... and Gweggles. Where's The
> >> >Pickle Poacher been lately?
>
> >> snuhwolf, openly gay, gweggie missing... i wonder... has gweggie kidnapped snuhwolf, put him in a dress and made him his very
> >> own lady boy bitch and given the poor dog a bone(r)?
>
> >WRONG !!
>
> >He/she/it is recovering from vaginal-mesh surgery...
>
> I want to live with him/her when healed-up.
> --
> meowmix

You'll have to move to Montana...can U handle that ??
--
Aratzio

Sal Hepatica

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Jun 6, 2012, 5:53:49 PM6/6/12
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On 06/04/2012 06:08 PM, saul wrote:

> Do quit fucking with the groups line.

I don't remember doing that.

> You "sound" more like Paul G Derbyshire with every utterance.

Well, it certainly took you long enough to spot me.

> Isaiah 28 - 1 Corinthians 14

Who is Isiah, saul? There is no one in Corinthians using that alias.

saul

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Jun 6, 2012, 6:42:31 PM6/6/12
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Sal Hepatica <sal...@ti.ca.invalid>,,,,made wood in:

>On 06/04/2012 06:08 PM, saul wrote:
>
>> Do quit fucking with the groups line.
>
>I don't remember doing that.
>
Nevertheless, you did.

>> You "sound" more like Paul G Derbyshire with every utterance.
>
>Well, it certainly took you long enough to spot me.
>
Classic erroneous supposition.
Newsgroups are new to my portfolio, "long enough" to you is a
smatter of posts?

>> Isaiah 28 - 1 Corinthians 14
>
>Who is Isiah, saul? There is no one in Corinthians using that alias.
>
Small wonder religion has fucked the planet with Fellows in theology
of your reading skills.

Then there is your display of posting skills to consider.
My post read in part:
Message-ID: <hqmqs79qigs1f3eha...@4ax.com>
Then there is this from the header lines;
User-Agent: Mozilla/5.0 (X11; Linux x86_64; rv:12.0) Gecko/20120420 Thunderbird/12.0

T-Bird? Under a unix GUI, how quaint. LOL

Your effort in response indicates a raid on that store of sal hepatica you
suck on to excite the bowel in sending a post edit down the john.

From: Sal Hepatica <sal...@ti.ca.invalid>
Newsgroups: alt.usenet.kooks
Subject: Re: Shunwulf: was he abducted by Mesicans?
Date: Tue, 05 Jun 2012 16:19:04 -0700
Message-ID: <jqm455$b9c$1...@dont-email.me>


I fixed your typo for you.



Disappointment in discovering yourself, Sal?
Post edit is the best you got?
"Usenet skills zero"
Sound familiar, Sal?

Just you hang by the sides of old Saul here, you will get the hang of this
computing thing eventually.

... that murphy dude musta been one hell of a whipcracker whistler!

--

Saul

1 Samuel 24:3
"And he came to the sheepcotes by the way, where was a cave; and Saul
went in to cover his feet: and David and his men remained in the sides of the cave."

ah

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On 6/6/2012 2:36 PM, Checkmate wrote:
> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
> Checkmate!
>
> First, check out what I said:
>
>
>>
>> ah wrote:
>> > On 6/4/2012 5:41 AM, I wrote:
>> >> Checkmate wrote:
>> >>> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
>> >>> Checkmate!
>> >>>
>> >>> First, check out what Bit said:
>> >>>
>> >>>
>> >>>>
>> >>>> He's been missing from the Newsnet's free servers for some time now.
>> >>>>
>> >>>>
>> >>>> You don't just stop like posting like that.
>> >>>>
>> >>>>
>> >>>> Maybe he got into some of Freddie Greer's magic mushrooms?
>> >>> I've been wondering about the Snuhboi too... and Gweggles. Where's The
>> >>> Pickle Poacher been lately?
>> >> Greg slipped and fell over the side of his boat trying to lure a manatee
>> >> into his bunk.
>> >
>> > Gweg's into vertebrates these days?
>>
>> Greg sometimes climbs the evolutionary ladder, yes, but like the
>> Sisyphean boulder he always rolls back down to the cephaolpods and their
>> ilk again.
>
> Well, he does like those sea cucumbers... and their ilk too.

Kinky.
--
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Checkmate

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Checkmate!

Oh, he straightens the kinks right out of 'em.

I

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Checkmate wrote:
> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
> Checkmate!
>
> First, check out what I said:
>
>
>> ah wrote:
>>> On 6/4/2012 5:41 AM, I wrote:
>>>> Checkmate wrote:
>>>>> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
>>>>> Checkmate!
>>>>>
>>>>> First, check out what Bit said:
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> He's been missing from the Newsnet's free servers for some time now.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> You don't just stop like posting like that.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Maybe he got into some of Freddie Greer's magic mushrooms?
>>>>> I've been wondering about the Snuhboi too... and Gweggles. Where's The
>>>>> Pickle Poacher been lately?
>>>> Greg slipped and fell over the side of his boat trying to lure a manatee
>>>> into his bunk.
>>> Gweg's into vertebrates these days?
>> Greg sometimes climbs the evolutionary ladder, yes, but like the
>> Sisyphean boulder he always rolls back down to the cephaolpods and their
>> ilk again.
>
> Well, he does like those sea cucumbers... and their ilk too.
>

Poor little ilks.

Sal Hepatica

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On 06/07/2012 04:17 PM, Sal Hepatica wrote:
> On 06/06/2012 03:42 PM, saul wrote:
>
>> Post edit is the best you got?
>> "Usenet skills zero"
>
> Suckered twice in three days :-(
>
> Believe it or not, I wasn't always this stupid. But I'll bet you
> were always this obnoxious :p
>

Shit, make that three times in three days. Suckered twice by the
same post! Maybe I really am as stupid as my wife says I am :-(

saul

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Sal Hepatica <sal...@ti.ca.invalid>,,,,made wood in:

>On 06/07/2012 04:17 PM, Sal Hepatica wrote:
>> On 06/06/2012 03:42 PM, saul wrote:
>>
>>> Post edit is the best you got?
>>> "Usenet skills zero"
>>
>> Suckered twice in three days :-(
>>
>> Believe it or not, I wasn't always this stupid. But I'll bet you
>> were always this obnoxious :p
>>
Just recently joined the dark side, a newbie at that.. joining.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OrmOTkcfZgA
>
>Shit, make that three times in three days. Suckered twice by the
>same post! Maybe I really am as stupid as my wife says I am :-(

What with all the name switching forging and misattribution going on
one has to sort the k00ks from the trolls, yeh?

Happy enough at this keyboard to find you still trolling along nicely.
Don't be disappointed I am better at it than you. We all can do with
one lesson or another :-D

--

Saul

John 10:4-5
"And when he putteth forth his own sheep, he goeth before them, and the sheep
follow him: for they know his voice. And a stranger will they not follow, but will flee
from him: for they know not the voice of strangers.

Sal Hepatica

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On 06/07/2012 05:30 PM, saul wrote:

> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OrmOTkcfZgA

Wow, I'm stunned. He reminds me of my all-time fave song writer,
Neil Sedaka:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neil_Sedaka

who suffered the slings and arrows of Juillard before he wrote some
of my favorite songs (thereby making a pile of money along the way).

saul

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Sal Hepatica <sal...@ti.ca.invalid>,,,,made wood in:

>On 06/07/2012 05:30 PM, saul wrote:
>
>> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OrmOTkcfZgA
>
>Wow,
That would be the last word on the topic methinks :)

>I'm stunned. He reminds me of my all-time fave song writer,
>Neil Sedaka:
>
Sedaka's Frank Zappa side ?

Reading my postings, think.... ("crazy"?)
If only my hair had not left the field. LOL

>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neil_Sedaka
>
>who suffered the slings and arrows of Juillard before he wrote some
>of my favorite songs (thereby making a pile of money along the way).
"His mother wanted him to become...", isn't it often the way :/
Still "classic" on ivory is always a solid grounding.

Tim struggled for a while. He has made it now methinks.
Catch his show, even if you have to cross State lines to get there.
Take a defibrillator, for the arrest - he is that good, live.

take care....


--

Saul

Isaiah 12:6
"Play loud and sing for joy, O inhabitant of Zion,
For great in your midst is the Holy One"

Sal Hepatica

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On 06/08/2012 05:45 PM, saul wrote:
> Sal Hepatica <sal...@ti.ca.invalid>,,,,made wood in:

>> I'm stunned. He reminds me of my all-time fave song writer,
>> Neil Sedaka:
>>
> Sedaka's Frank Zappa side ?

Ha! I knew there was another association lurking in the mush formerly
known as my brain:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tom_Lehrer

ah

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ROLF!
Message has been deleted

§ñühwö£f

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Aratzio wrote:
> On Jun 3, 2:32 pm, Bit <bit...@aukhistory.org> Rot wrote:
>> He's been missing from the Newsnet's free servers for some time now.
>>
>> You don't just stop like posting like that.
>>
>> Maybe he got into some of Freddie Greer's magic mushrooms?
>
> Wolfus-Puss is in a "Ghay-Recovery" Program tied to a post...
> --
> Aratzio

Wrong as usual, Clocky. Its called *burnout*. I was watchin the teevee
and saw some dude sayin somthing like; "too much negative news isn't
good for ones health". And I realized I needed a USENET VACATION.
So I took one. And I quit readin websites that just confirm my
suspicions that we are DOOMED!!!!!!111111111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I guess I'm all better now...except for this fucking migraine...

Snuhwolf: embracing nihilism with a fucking death-grip.

:)

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Checkmate

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Checkmate!

First, check out what §ñühwö£f said:


>
> Aratzio wrote:
> > On Jun 3, 2:32 pm, Bit <bit...@aukhistory.org> Rot wrote:
> >> He's been missing from the Newsnet's free servers for some time now.
> >>
> >> You don't just stop like posting like that.
> >>
> >> Maybe he got into some of Freddie Greer's magic mushrooms?
> >
> > Wolfus-Puss is in a "Ghay-Recovery" Program tied to a post...
> > --
> > Aratzio
>
> Wrong as usual, Clocky. Its called *burnout*. I was watchin the teevee
> and saw some dude sayin somthing like; "too much negative news isn't
> good for ones health". And I realized I needed a USENET VACATION.
> So I took one. And I quit readin websites that just confirm my
> suspicions that we are DOOMED!!!!!!111111111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>
> I guess I'm all better now...except for this fucking migraine...
>
> Snuhwolf: embracing nihilism with a fucking death-grip.
>
> :)

Glad to see you back, dude, but things haven't improved any since the
last time you were here.

--
Checkmate
KotAGoR XXXIV
AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012
co-winner, Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook,
Line & Sinker award, May 2001
Copyright © 2012
all rights reserved

"There are many here among us...
who feel that life is but a joke."

pandora

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On Thu, 14 Jun 2012 12:03:05 -0700, Checkmate wrote:

> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
> Checkmate!
>
> First, check out what §ñühwö£f said:
>
>
>
>> Aratzio wrote:
>> > On Jun 3, 2:32 pm, Bit <bit...@aukhistory.org> Rot wrote:
>> >> He's been missing from the Newsnet's free servers for some time now.
>> >>
>> >> You don't just stop like posting like that.
>> >>
>> >> Maybe he got into some of Freddie Greer's magic mushrooms?
>> >
>> > Wolfus-Puss is in a "Ghay-Recovery" Program tied to a post... --
>> > Aratzio
>>
>> Wrong as usual, Clocky. Its called *burnout*. I was watchin the teevee
>> and saw some dude sayin somthing like; "too much negative news isn't
>> good for ones health". And I realized I needed a USENET VACATION. So I
>> took one. And I quit readin websites that just confirm my suspicions
>> that we are DOOMED!!!!!!111111111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>
>> I guess I'm all better now...except for this fucking migraine...
>>
>> Snuhwolf: embracing nihilism with a fucking death-grip.
>>
>> :)
>
> Glad to see you back, dude, but things haven't improved any since the
> last time you were here.


Indeed. And the assholes keep getting bigger and bigger.



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Sir · Gregory · Hall, Esq.

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"pandora" <pan...@peak.org> wrote in message
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Try Preparation H. They claim it shrinks your swollen hemorrhoids.

--
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Checkmate

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Checkmate!

Who's "they," your doctor or your gay butt-buddy?

Sir · Gregory · Hall, Esq.

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"Checkmate" <Lunati...@The.Edge> wrote in message
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*They* includes neither my doctor nor you, Checkmate.

SMACKDOWN!

--
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Checkmate

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Then that just leaves your gay butt-buddy.

Sir · Gregory · Hall, Esq.

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"Checkmate" <Lunati...@The.Edge> wrote in message
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Sorry, Checkmate, but I've already explained to you that you may be my gay
butt buddy in your imagination but, as for real life, forget all about it.

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Aratzio

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On Jun 14, 1:47 pm, §ñühwö£f <snuhw...@netscape.net> wrote:
> Aratzio wrote:
> > On Jun 3, 2:32 pm, Bit <bit...@aukhistory.org> Rot wrote:
> >> He's been missing from the Newsnet's free servers for some time now.
>
> >> You don't just stop like posting like that.
>
> >> Maybe he got into some of Freddie Greer's magic mushrooms?
>
> > Wolfus-Puss is in a  "Ghay-Recovery"  Program tied to a post...
> > --
> > Aratzio
>
> Wrong as usual, Clocky. Its called *burnout*. I was watchin the teevee
> and saw some dude sayin somthing like; "too much negative news isn't
> good for ones health". And I realized I needed a USENET VACATION.
> So I took one. And I quit readin websites that just confirm my
> suspicions that we are DOOMED!!!!!!111111111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>
> I guess I'm all better now...except for this fucking migraine...
>
> Snuhwolf: embracing nihilism with a fucking death-grip.
>
> :)
>
> --
> Wolfus

Thanks fur the "up-date" there Wolfus..
--
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Anonymous Remailer (austria)

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Warren is known far and wide as Limp Dick Neal Warren.

http://losenotloose.com/887ta

Neal D. Warren/Wilbur Hubbard/Gregory Hall
PO Box 1015
Tavernier, FL 33070
305 304-7546

Ms. Kitty

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" Sir · Gregory · Hall, Esq." <greghall@home.fåke> wrote in message
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Honey, why don't you two just go get a room and get over it.

Emmett will be jealous, but he will just have to wait his turn.

Ms. Kitty


Checkmate

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Checkmate!

If I wanted to take a walk on the gay side, I'd like to think I could do
better than Greg.

elzbet

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Shunwulf <jrdbkh$okh$1...@dont-email.me>, wrote:
>> On Jun 3, 2:32 pm, Bit <bit...@aukhistory.org> Rot wrote:
>>> He's been missing from the Newsnet's free servers for some time now.
>>>
>>> You don't just stop like posting like that.
>>>
>>> Maybe he got into some of Freddie Greer's magic mushrooms?
>>
>


>And I quit readin websites that just confirm my
>suspicions that we are DOOMED!!!!!!111111111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Any porno?


>I guess I'm all better now...except for this fucking migraine...
>
>


Lucky you didn't blow a goiter.

Ms. Kitty

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"Checkmate" <Lunati...@The.Edge> wrote in message
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I would hope so! Chicks with dicks is just so immoral!

Ms. Kitty





Sir · Gregory · Hall, Esq.

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"Ms. Kitty" <Me...@here.now> wrote in message
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Hey, chicks with dicks need loving, too . ..

Checkmate

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Only from gay persons such as yourself.

Sir · Gregory · Hall, Esq.

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"Checkmate" <Lunati...@The.Edge> wrote in message
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If one finds out at the last minute that the hottie with the nice tits and
great body just happens to have an enlarged clit almost as big as your
typical dick, it doesn't indicate gayness. It only indicates a normal
heterosexual fooled but tolerant and not angry.

--
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Checkmate

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Jun 15, 2012, 5:45:12 PM6/15/12
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And not particularly picky, in your case.

Sir · Gregory · Hall, Esq.

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"Checkmate" <Lunati...@The.Edge> wrote in message
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Hey, any port in a storm . . .

§nühw?£f

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Checkmate wrote:
> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
> Checkmate!
>
> First, check out what §ñühwö£f said:
>
>
>> Aratzio wrote:
>>> On Jun 3, 2:32 pm, Bit <bit...@aukhistory.org> Rot wrote:
>>>> He's been missing from the Newsnet's free servers for some time now.
>>>>
>>>> You don't just stop like posting like that.
>>>>
>>>> Maybe he got into some of Freddie Greer's magic mushrooms?
>>> Wolfus-Puss is in a "Ghay-Recovery" Program tied to a post...
>>> --
>>> Aratzio
>> Wrong as usual, Clocky. Its called *burnout*. I was watchin the teevee
>> and saw some dude sayin somthing like; "too much negative news isn't
>> good for ones health". And I realized I needed a USENET VACATION.
>> So I took one. And I quit readin websites that just confirm my
>> suspicions that we are DOOMED!!!!!!111111111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>
>> I guess I'm all better now...except for this fucking migraine...
>>
>> Snuhwolf: embracing nihilism with a fucking death-grip.
>>
>> :)
>
> Glad to see you back, dude, but things haven't improved any since the
> last time you were here.
>
THNX!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ive modified my behavior/time to deal with the issue :)


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§nühw¤£f

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elzbet wrote:
> Shunwulf <jrdbkh$okh$1...@dont-email.me>, wrote:
>>> On Jun 3, 2:32 pm, Bit <bit...@aukhistory.org> Rot wrote:
>>>> He's been missing from the Newsnet's free servers for some time now.
>>>>
>>>> You don't just stop like posting like that.
>>>>
>>>> Maybe he got into some of Freddie Greer's magic mushrooms?
>
>
>> And I quit readin websites that just confirm my
>> suspicions that we are DOOMED!!!!!!111111111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>
> Any porno?
>
Porno dosnt bum me out...it used to since I'd look at all those people
having sex and think; "what the hell...why dosnt that ever happen to
me!??!?!?!"

Now I just dont give a fuck :)

>
>> I guess I'm all better now...except for this fucking migraine...
>>
>>
>
>
> Lucky you didn't blow a goiter.
>
I blew a seal once...


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pandora

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OR....one who is so desperate for sex that he will accept it from
anyone. Whatever......




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Sir · Gregory · Hall, Esq.

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I'd go down on you if you knit me that sweater. I'm awfully good at it!

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pandora

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No, to both.




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LOL! Your loss.

Checkmate

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That's The Way of the Pickle-Poacher.

Checkmate

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Checkmate!

Just flame everybody and call them gay. It's a time-honored tradition.

Checkmate

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I'm sure you are, but I don't knit.
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