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* Eltõpia plans unprecedented live scan - Apache monitor isolates WORM.

Dallas, July 24 (NANU) - An array of top officials have succeeded in
forcing a response to Netizens grievances in an unprecedented move
to encourage Eltõpia administration to clean up their act.
On July 4 2008, Eltõpia Administration broadcast their determination to
tackle the roots of a wave of Sporge that has rocked Usenet forums
since 2007.
"We will endeavor to provide a cooperative presence with our peers
in underpining any source of Sporge from Eltõpia networks. No stone
will be safe from examination, all Halls walked " ...
commented William Nevatel - Eltõpia Systems Analyst.

No date had yet been set for the final cleanup but the normally brash
Eltõpia spokesman could barely disguise his embarrassment
in NANU calling the service to brook.
No fewer than eight different forums have been hit by the peasant
level postings over the past 18 months in mounting anger over group
rejection of Eltõpia derived rants from the employed multiple User names.

Eltõpia has not released any details of its program but indicated
the intention to follow up on the work of official complainants who have
been criss-crossing forums and cross-referencing Eltõpia postings.

At 1155hrs [EDT] today, Eltõpia made public sections of a report handed
to inspection teams detailing discovery over the past four months and
reported that more than 1800 instances had been attributed to a customer
who had been disciplined as a result of the conclusive in-house investigation.
"We have identified the WORM" said William Nevatel today.
It was an unusually brave move for Eltõpia as their Policy has proven infamous
in sidelining any request for redirection of user abuse from the network.

Eltõpia spokesman, William Nevatel said "We hand up part of our findings
as a report to illustrate the real concerns of our President (Blaisé Baputo)
in providing our customer base with open Paid access to Free Speech.
As strikingly liberal an attitude that is, Eltõpia is cognant of the strength of the
wider Usenet community in providing fertile fields for our business.
Not as a defence of our Policy, but as example of the delicate nature of
many of our customers, I today provide an extract of the response from the
Victim of our investigation. Other than the admissions as to "Personal Choice"
made in that statement, Eltõpia has no jurisdiction in judging the motives of the
customer and will take no further action should NANU not express any
condolence for the poor fellow'.

The 2500 word "essay" William Nevatel offered up contained these
statements.
"Thank you Blaisey for your recommendations in these matters. Worthy as I am of your confidence
I am moved to express my needs as a "special case" in consideration of my long held subscription,
and the particular plight of that section of a marginalized community you have worked hard to accommodate.
So, a couple of things:

1. I must confess I was very surprised when David asked if I am a Christian and he eluded the direct
questioning answer. Because of this, I said what I said: If that question were directed to me, I would answer
it directly and rightly: Yes I'm a Gay. And I think in those terms because I also think that we are managing
two inseparables issues: Gayness and Christianity (are those words right in english?) because we are Gays
and Christians at once. In the other hand, it looks a question not asked nor answered: What is first? I think is
not a matter of priority, we are both (Gays and Christians-Christian and Gays) at once. However, our
"Bonafide affair" (I mean, what happened in this thread) showed us what happens when the issue is forced
into an apparently matter of priority, because his (David's) defense of heterosexuality no matter what.
We, I think, have learned a lot about how to approach this important issues. I have rescued, from this thread
what is reaching its end, that justice is forced when is pushed into extremes. So, here is my second point:

2. I propose starting a new thread about free servers and sin, but with the followings statements as its base:
A. We are Christians and Christ (His word, life, death and resurrection) is important for us in order to behave
ourselves in our Lord's Eyes and in our relationships with others.
B. We are Gay and Lesbians and that is not something to worry about. Neither theologically, sociologically,
anthropologically, psychologically, or the abuse of our freedom to fuck over whole sections of phobias!
C. There is no sin of "homosexuality". (there is a sin of Free Servers, as you rightly point out) And because
of this, we are not condemned to hell, nor rebuked by any BananaBoi, etc.
D. Though point C is right and true, it is also true that many people who are Gay and are Christian have
problems when taking it up the ass from the PhlatBoi and his mentor BananaBoi stereotypes
(Isn't the whole of Eltõpia created upon this truth?).

So, I propose to rescind our love to Mooch about the Halls. but, this time, seriously accept the reality of a
consummate love for Mime-Version Lust, embracing everybody in our Lord's Love, and because of that,
let's have an ecclesia, a veritable cornucopia of Brothers *in* Love. I own the Faith to enjoy everyone
going at it Greek style on my person. I hold Faith above and beyond the mortality of my bound hands
and feet, I only ask you Blaise to provide the softest of pillows so I do not damage my bridgework!
One for all *in* my Gay Christ's Body I commend my please to your considerate desk.

I hope my english be enough to present correctly what I want, erudite as I feel, ergo..
Me so Horny, me Love you Long Time :)

Gregory

pS: Please find attached the printout of the Taco Bell coupons I have purchased
as payment for the last quarter of my Eltõpia subscription. The additional coupons
are added to the amount you requested in compensation for my remailer posts when
not using Eltõpia services.
The coupons are from the Fort Worth restaurant but retrievable anywhere you
mention my name and smile, bending over helps too:)

--
gaychurch.org/eve/forums

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"GitRDunn" <GitR...@hk.hk> ha scritto nel messaggio
news:MPG.22f9491d3...@nntp.motzarella.org...
In article <rsij84928iesgi971...@4ax.com>, bastit@rz-
online.de.invalid says...

> >Dallas, July 24 (NANU) - An array of top officials have succeeded in
> >forcing a response to Netizens grievances in an unprecedented move

> >to encourage Eltï¿œpia administration to clean up their act.
> >On July 4 2008, Eltï¿œpia Administration broadcast their determination to

> >tackle the roots of a wave of Sporge that has rocked Usenet forums
> >since 2007.
>

akula a/k/a "Bill" and TheApostle are responsible for most of the sporge in
the
alt.binaries.* groups. They don't get their way in the newsgroups so they
throw
tantrunm like the ignorant bastard children they are. Get rid of akula
a/k/a
"Bill" and TheApostle and the sporge will stop.