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[Tor] Mr. Fixit

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Apr 28, 2013, 11:18:53 PM4/28/13
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On Mon, 29 Apr 2013 02:44:54 +0000 (UTC), A Banned Of Heroes wrote:

> AUK's July Kook Of The Month, Paul G. Derbyshire AKA [Tor] Mr. Fixit
> <fixi...@nowhere.tosend.yourspam.invalid> wrote in
> news:klkc33$iac$1...@news.mixmin.net:
>
>> On Mon, 29 Apr 2013 00:29:51 +0100, Citronella� wrote:
>>
>>> "Mr. Fixit" <fixi...@nowhere.tosend.yourspam.invalid> wrote:
>>>
>>>>*guffaw*
>>>>
>>>>You replaced a drive with a WD Caviar because you wanted *reliability*?
>>>>
>>>>*chuckle*
>>>>
>>>>*snicker*
>>>
>>> ... an' just which of the <aw7g> gerbils has upset your
>>> little applecart of sensitivities, Paul?
>>> Not happy with your plethora of baby steps advises
>>> being ignored? Desperate to trot out your k00ky
>>> socks into yet another support group, huh?
>>
>> Oh, look, it's a net.loon. I know just the place for you.
>
> Paul Derbyshire is up to his old tricks on your server again.

Wow. Nadegda wasn't kidding about the morphing, was he? Or the paranoia.

Self aggrandizing loon sock number two plonked. Anyone want to lay odds on
how long we'll have to wait to see sock #3? And on how ridiculous the nym
will be? First we had mosquito repellent, then the Avengers, what's next in
that progression's almost gotta be "God" or "Angelic Choir" or something
like that. :-)
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traffic-monitor

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Apr 29, 2013, 12:19:09 AM4/29/13
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On Mon, 29 Apr 2013 03:50:53 +0000, A Banned Of Heroes wrote:

> [followup set to alt.windows7.general]
>
> Juan Wei <juan...@gmail.com> wrote in news:klkf6s$rp$3...@dont-email.me:
>
>> May I suggest that, instead of flaming him, we ignore him?
>>
>> Nadegda has written on 4/28/2013 8:27 PM:
>
> [nothing important]
>
> 'Nadegda' is one sockpuppet of a notorious netkook named Paul G.
> Derbyshire

[massive snip]

> --
> ...Derbyshire's...
> ...Derbyshire...
> ...
> ...
> ...Derbyshire...
> ...Derbyshire...
> ...

Anyone else here catch a distinct whiff of a certain perfume called
"obsession"? :)

Poster also seems to suffer from delusions of grandeur.

[followups set to what's clearly the most appropriate newsgroup]

[plonk to both of this goon's socks]

[plonk crossposts to alt.usenet.kooks]

[too bad there isn't a setting in Agent to plonk posts with too-long sigs
as well]
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DEET

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[Tor] Mr. Fixit wiped his chin and said:


> First we had mosquito repellent

That's good shit!

Nadegda

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Apr 29, 2013, 2:05:39 AM4/29/13
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On Mon, 29 Apr 2013 04:40:23 +0000, A Banned Of Zeroes wrote:

> AUK's July Kook Of The Month, Paul G. Derbyshire AKA traffic-monitor
> (AKA Wrong Fucking Way Derbyshire) <traffic...@dont.bother.invalid>
> wrote in news:klksbs$c5v$2...@dont-email.me:
>
>> On Mon, 29 Apr 2013 03:50:53 +0000, A Banned Of Heroes wrote:
>>
>>> [followup set to alt.windows7.general]
>>>
>>> Juan Wei <juan...@gmail.com> wrote in
>>> news:klkf6s$rp$3...@dont-email.me:
>>>
>>>> May I suggest that, instead of flaming him, we ignore him?
>>>>
>>>> Nadegda has written on 4/28/2013 8:27 PM:
>>>
>>> [nothing important]
>>>
>>> 'Nadegda' is one sockpuppet of a notorious netkook named Paul G.
>>> Derbyshire
>
> Why did you snip those facts I wrote about you, Paul?

That's rich, when you trimmed everything *I* wrote when you kooked out in
response to *my* post. Then, when someone trims most of your kookout to
quote only the bits relevant to the point he's making, you get your
panties all in a twist?

Account Banned
[X]= Lodestone Award; By FNVW {2 of 4} Decree 28APR2013.

Now you go whine about it, fucktard.

>> Anyone else here catch a distinct whiff of a certain perfume called
>> "obsession"? :)
>
> There sure is, Paul - your obsession to abuse the net by morphing to
> evade killfiles.

Proof, kook?

> From: Nadegda <nad31...@gmail.invalid> Newsgroups:
> alt.free.newsservers
> Subject: Re: Newsgroup carry request for mixmin Date: Mon, 29 Apr 2013
> 03:58:53 +0000 (UTC) Organization: A noiseless patient Spider Lines: 87
> Message-ID: <klkr5s$c5v$1...@dont-email.me> Mime-Version: 1.0
> Content-Type: text/plain; charset=UTF-8 Content-Transfer-Encoding: 8bit
> Injection-Date: Mon, 29 Apr 2013 03:58:53 +0000 (UTC) Injection-Info:
> mx05.eternal-september.org;
> posting-host="c55865d75f9e0d7be59647992e0e101c";
> ----------------------------------------------------------
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>
> Oh, my - and what is the hostmask for your current sock?
>
>
> From: traffic-monitor <traffic...@dont.bother.invalid> Newsgroups:
> alt.windows7.general,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.free.newsservers Subject: Re:
> [OT] Ping: alt.windows7.general denizens -- kook in your midst (was Re:
> SSD & Anti Virus software) Followup-To: alt.usenet.kooks
> Date: Mon, 29 Apr 2013 04:19:09 +0000 (UTC) Organization: A noiseless
> patient Spider Lines: 39
> Message-ID: <klksbs$c5v$2...@dont-email.me> Mime-Version: 1.0
> Content-Type: text/plain; charset=UTF-8 Content-Transfer-Encoding: 8bit
> Injection-Date: Mon, 29 Apr 2013 04:19:09 +0000 (UTC) Injection-Info:
> mx05.eternal-september.org;
> posting-host="c55865d75f9e0d7be59647992e0e101c";
> ----------------------------------------------------------
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>
> Haw-haw-haw. You stupid cunt.

Oh, for fuck's sake. My post you quoted was one of the ones I made to afn
at around nine? I was using the wifi in a heavily-trafficked Starbucks in
downtown Los Angeles when I made those posts, you fucking idiot. You can
probably find a lot more usenet posts with the same IP address, if you
look hard enough.

Of course, you'd have to be obsessed enough to comb through millions of
usenet articles' headers manually looking for the same hostmask, but
then, somehow I suspect that won't be a problem for you. After all,
you're the same kook who pored for weeks over AIOE's innreport logs
trying to dig up some dirt on kensi a few months back.

>> Poster also seems to suffer from delusions of grandeur.
>
> L<SMACKAKOOK!>

You may *think* that obsessing frequently for hours at a stretch over
minutiae of NNTP-Posting-Host headers makes you some sort of a "hero",
but in the real world all it makes you is a no-life loser with way too
fucking much free time. Oh, and a raving loon.

BTW, on a quick scan of the replies to your posts in
alt.windows7.general, it looks like half the newsgroup has plonked you
and Murphy already, within hours of your unprovoked joint invasion of
that newsgroup. Do you still think you're *winning*, for fuck's sake, you
ridiculously paranoid and obsessed lunatic?

>> [followups set to what's clearly the most appropriate newsgroup]
>
> DENIED, you fucking retard.

Your willful refusal to abide by normal netiquette, and your tacit
admission to a desire to further pollute alt.windows7.general (and
alt.free.newsservers) with offtopic traffic, has been noted, kook.

Ironically, this flagrantly trollish, net-abusy behavior comes from the
very kook who keeps accusing the phantom Derbyshire of net abuse and who
has just penned *another* whiny article begging Steve Crook to ban people
who haven't violated Mixmin's terms of use.

Double ironically, you're also the same kook who has admitted to losing a
Google Groups account yourself for violating *their* terms of use.

Losing a Google Groups account!!

That reportedly takes some doing. Must've been another, even earlier
spamming meltdown like last December's, and like the one that I now sense
brewing on the horizon like an Arizona thunderstorm in monsoon season.

Of course, this irony also counted towards my decision to slap you with
that Lodestone.

>> [plonk to both of this goon's socks]
>
> DENIED, you fucking retard.

How do you intend to "deny" his plonk, kook? Is this an admission that
you intend to morph as well, net abuser?

>> [plonk crossposts to alt.usenet.kooks]
>
> DENIED, you fucking retard.

Now you're just being a complete and utter looney tune. How the *hell*
can you stop traffic-monitor from plonking crossposts between
alt.windows7.general and alt.usenet.kooks? You can morph your own from to
evade his plonk of *you*, but you certainly can't rename either of the
newsgroups in question. Even you must know that, unless the delusions of
grandeur he accurately diagnosed are even more serious than anyone
previously suspected.

>> [too bad there isn't a setting in Agent to plonk posts with too-long
>> sigs as well]
>
> You're a stupid cunt, Paul - and you always will be.
>
> Fcrpvny Bcf Pbql, nalbar?

Denied, multiple award-winning kook.

91 lines. Too short, kooky. I want to see *at least* 120 lines of froth
in response to this post, or some other recent post by anyone you accuse
of being Derbyshire.

You've still got to rev up a bit more before you can cement your place as
the official entertainer of the Tetrarchy for May, whence we will make
you dance like a madman (oh, wait, you *are* a madman) until June and
then melt down catastrophically and collapse with exhaustion.

You know, like you did last December. And like the Tetrarchy's March
entertainer, Bit Rot, did in March.

<snicker>
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Nadegda

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Apr 29, 2013, 2:33:14 AM4/29/13
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On Mon, 29 Apr 2013 06:21:52 +0000, A Banned Of Heroes wrote:

> AUK's July Kook Of The Month, Paul G. Derbyshire AKA Nadless Gutless
> Paaulette Derbyshit <nad31...@gmail.invalid> wrote in
> news:kll2jj$44r$5...@dont-email.me:
>
>> On Mon, 29 Apr 2013 04:40:23 +0000, A Banned Of Zeroes wrote:
>>
>>> AUK's July Kook Of The Month, Paul G. Derbyshire AKA traffic-monitor
>>> (AKA Wrong Fucking Way Derbyshire)
>>> <traffic...@dont.bother.invalid> wrote in
>>> news:klksbs$c5v$2...@dont-email.me:
>>>
>>>> On Mon, 29 Apr 2013 03:50:53 +0000, A Banned Of Heroes wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> [followup set to alt.windows7.general]
>>>>>
>>>>> Juan Wei <juan...@gmail.com> wrote in
>>>>> news:klkf6s$rp$3...@dont-email.me:
>>>>>
>>>>>> May I suggest that, instead of flaming him, we ignore him?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Nadegda has written on 4/28/2013 8:27 PM:
>>>>>
>>>>> [nothing important]
>>>>>
>>>>> 'Nadegda' is one sockpuppet of a notorious netkook named Paul G.
>>>>> Derbyshire
>>>
>>> Why did you snip those facts I wrote about you, Paul?
>>
>> That's rich, when you trimmed everything *I* wrote<SPANK!>
>
> Everything _you_ wrote, eh? *smirk*
>
> Admission duly noted that you socked up, W<SMACKAKOOK!>

I wrote a post in alt.windows7.general. Juan Wei followed up. You
followed up to that, deleted Juan Wei's quotation of my post, and
replaced that with "[nothing important]". No socking up by me took place.

>> Account Banned
>> [X]= Lodestone Award; by FNVW {2 of 4} decree 28APR2013
>>
>> Now you go whine about it, fucktard.
>
> Your awards mean nothing, y<SMACKAKOOK!>

More. I want to see at least several full 80-character lines of whining,
not just a tiny little dribble of pitiful denial like that one. I know
you're capable of much, much more, kook. I've seen you foam your way into
some sort of a mental or physical breakdown and go offline for months as
a result, remember? Do it again.

<snicker>

>>>> Anyone else here catch a distinct whiff of a certain perfume called
>>>> "obsession"? :)
>>>
>>> There sure is, Paul - your obsession to abuse the net by morphing to
>>> evade killfiles.
>
> [se<SMACKAKOOK!>

MOAR PHOAM NEDED.

Get to it, kook.

<snicker>

A Banned Of Heroes

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Apr 29, 2013, 2:52:16 AM4/29/13
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AUK's July Kook Of The Month, Paul G. Derbyshire AKA Nadless Gutless
Paulette Derbyshit <nad31...@gmail.invalid> wrote in
news:kll47a$44r$1...@dont-email.me:


> I wrote a post in alt.windows7.general. Juan Wei followed up. You
> followed up to that, deleted Juan Wei's quotation of my post, and
> replaced that with "[nothing important]". No socking up by me took place.

The Way of the K00k: "When caught in a lie, LIE!"

Anyone can see the same posting host appears in both your Nadless Gutless
sock's post, MID <klkr5s$c5v$1...@dont-email.me> and your post with the Wrong
Way Derbyshit sock, Message-ID: <klksbs$c5v$2...@dont-email.me>.

Two "From" addresses; one hostmask.

You're always be a stupid cunt, Paul; no wonder you forged a blind man.


--
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BWMDW, Trainer of Paul Derbyshire - December 2012
Hammer of Thor - December 2012

Paul Derbyshire gets tarred and feathered - <5smbjh....@news.alt.net>
Why does Paul Derbyshire, net abuser, forge blind people?
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Checkmate

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Apr 29, 2013, 3:45:49 AM4/29/13
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Checkmate!

On Mon, 29 Apr 2013 08:10:47 +0100, Sn!pe put forth the notion that:


>
> [alt.usenet.kooks dropped from followup-to]
>
> A Banned Of Heroes <laug...@u.kook> wrote:
>
> > AUK's July Kook Of The Month, Paul G. Derbyshire AKA [Tor] Mr. Fixit
> > <fixi...@nowhere.tosend.yourspam.invalid> wrote in
> > news:klkc33$iac$1...@news.mixmin.net:
>
> [...]
>
> > > Oh, look, it's a net.loon. I know just the place for you.
> >
> > Paul Derbyshire is up to his old tricks on your server again.
>
> Concur.

Indeed.

--
Checkmate
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AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012
co-winner, Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook,
Line & Sinker award, May 2001
Copyright © 2012
all rights reserved


I'm Checkmate, and I approve this message...
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Read what others are saying about Checkmate!
_____________________________________________________________________

"I keep forgetting you've been doing this for so long that it's easy
for you. I can't wait to piss on your grave."

Uncle Steve

Message-ID: <b18ab6cb2c...@gmail.com>
_____________________________________________________________________

"Did... did you just tell someone to attempt to ROT-13 *numbers*, you
Clueless Newbie of the Month candidate?"

Paul Derbyshire, socked-up as [tor] Phoenix

Message-ID: <k3ae35$prb$1...@news.mixmin.net>
_____________________________________________________________________

"Nov. 1 can't come quickly enough for me. I really, REALLY want to put
that little + in the box for your Creepy Candy Coating on the ballot,
so badly my hand is twitching. And I'm sorely tempted to rustle up a
couple dozen sockpuppets and stuff the ballot box just to make
absolutely sure you "win" it, you fucking lech!"

Paul Derbyshire, socked up as Andrew Wilson

Message-ID: <9870030e-6c49-4f16-af9e-
070a57...@g18g2000vbf.googlegroups.com>
_____________________________________________________________________

"You can sit there all you want and spit out all the denial you can
muster, it still doesn't change the fact that you are the current
king shit of the puppeteers in this group."

-Ragnar
_____________________________________________________________________

"You have got to be the biggest butt fucking moron in this place.
You use socks and then admit to it? What the fuck is the point?"

-Ragnar, socked-up as "Wildhare"
_____________________________________________________________________

Checkmate

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On Mon, 29 Apr 2013 08:42:50 +0100, Sn!pe put forth the notion that:


>
> A Banned Of Heroes <laug...@u.kook> wrote:
>
> > AUK's July Kook Of The Month, Paul G. Derbyshire AKA Nadless Gutless
> > Paaulette Derbyshit <nad31...@gmail.invalid> wrote in
> > news:kll2jj$44r$5...@dont-email.me:
> >
> > > On Mon, 29 Apr 2013 04:40:23 +0000, A Banned Of Zeroes wrote:
> > >
> > >> AUK's July Kook Of The Month, Paul G. Derbyshire AKA traffic-monitor
> > >> (AKA Wrong Fucking Way Derbyshire) <traffic...@dont.bother.invalid>
> > >> wrote in news:klksbs$c5v$2...@dont-email.me:
> > >>
> > >>> On Mon, 29 Apr 2013 03:50:53 +0000, A Banned Of Heroes wrote:
> > >>>
> > >>>> [followup set to alt.windows7.general]
> > >>>>
> > >>>> Juan Wei <juan...@gmail.com> wrote in
> > >>>> news:klkf6s$rp$3...@dont-email.me:
> > >>>>
> > >>>>> May I suggest that, instead of flaming him, we ignore him?
> > >>>>>
> > >>>>> Nadegda has written on 4/28/2013 8:27 PM:
> > >>>>
> > >>>> [nothing important]
> > >>>>
> > >>>> 'Nadegda' is one sockpuppet of a notorious netkook named Paul G.
> > >>>> Derbyshire
> > >>
> > >> Why did you snip those facts I wrote about you, Paul?
> > >
> > > That's rich, when you trimmed everything *I* wrote<SPANK!>
> >
> > Everything _you_ wrote, eh? *smirk*
> >
> > Admission duly noted that you socked up, Wrong Way Derbyshire.
>
> Heheheheh, oh my. :D

SPANKY-SPANKY! (TM)
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On Mon, 29 Apr 2013 06:21:52 +0000, A Banned Of Heroes Inscribed upon the
Golden Tablets of Usenet thusly:

> AUK's July Kook Of The Month, Paul G. Derbyshire AKA Nadless Gutless
> Paaulette Derbyshit <nad31...@gmail.invalid> wrote in
> news:kll2jj$44r$5...@dont-email.me:
>
>> On Mon, 29 Apr 2013 04:40:23 +0000, A Banned Of Zeroes wrote:
>>
>>> AUK's July Kook Of The Month, Paul G. Derbyshire AKA traffic-monitor
>>> (AKA Wrong Fucking Way Derbyshire)
>>> <traffic...@dont.bother.invalid>
>>> wrote in news:klksbs$c5v$2...@dont-email.me:
>>>
>>>> On Mon, 29 Apr 2013 03:50:53 +0000, A Banned Of Heroes wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> [followup set to alt.windows7.general]
>>>>>
>>>>> Juan Wei <juan...@gmail.com> wrote in
>>>>> news:klkf6s$rp$3...@dont-email.me:
>>>>>
>>>>>> May I suggest that, instead of flaming him, we ignore him?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Nadegda has written on 4/28/2013 8:27 PM:
>>>>>
>>>>> [nothing important]
>>>>>
>>>>> 'Nadegda' is one sockpuppet of a notorious netkook named Paul G.
>>>>> Derbyshire
>>>
>>> Why did you snip those facts I wrote about you, Paul?
>>
>> That's rich, when you trimmed everything *I* wrote<SPANK!>
>
> Everything _you_ wrote, eh? *smirk*
>
> Admission duly noted that you socked up, Wrong Way Derbyshire.


----------------------------------------------------
The above is *proof* that Nadegda = Derbshire = Kook
----------------------------------------------------

Note: This kook also claims to be the Vote Wrangler in alt.usenet.kooks.
Wrong.
That job belongs to Gary Burnore.

This colossal slip up is FAQ material at a minimum, sig material most
likely.







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On Mon, 29 Apr 2013 06:52:16 +0000, A Banned Of Heroes Inscribed upon the
Golden Tablets of Usenet thusly:

> AUK's July Kook Of The Month, Paul G. Derbyshire AKA Nadless Gutless
> Paulette Derbyshit <nad31...@gmail.invalid> wrote in
> news:kll47a$44r$1...@dont-email.me:
>
>
>> I wrote a post in alt.windows7.general. Juan Wei followed up. You
>> followed up to that, deleted Juan Wei's quotation of my post, and
>> replaced that with "[nothing important]". No socking up by me took
>> place.
>
> The Way of the K00k: "When caught in a lie, LIE!"
>
> Anyone can see the same posting host appears in both your Nadless
> Gutless sock's post, MID <klkr5s$c5v$1...@dont-email.me> and your post with
> the Wrong Way Derbyshit sock, Message-ID: <klksbs$c5v$2...@dont-email.me>.
>
> Two "From" addresses; one hostmask.
>
> You're always be a stupid cunt, Paul; no wonder you forged a blind man.

What a colossal SPANK!

His anger to reply blinded him to the details of a proper sockpuppet job,
he messed up big time.
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Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt.
<snicker>

Dave A. Howard the Coward (aka cipher the substandard kook),
in <news:6hi65e....@news.alt.net> did thusly write:

> On Mon, 29 Apr 2013 06:21:52 +0000, A Banned Of Heroes Inscribed upon the
> Golden Tablets of Usenet thusly:

>> Nadegda <nad31...@gmail.invalid> wrote in
>> news:kll2jj$44r$5...@dont-email.me:

>>> On Mon, 29 Apr 2013 04:40:23 +0000, A Banned Of Zeroes wrote:

>>>> <traffic...@dont.bother.invalid>
>>>> wrote in news:klksbs$c5v$2...@dont-email.me:

>>>>> On Mon, 29 Apr 2013 03:50:53 +0000, A Banned Of Heroes wrote:

>>>>>> [followup set to alt.windows7.general]

>>>>>> Juan Wei <juan...@gmail.com> wrote in
>>>>>> news:klkf6s$rp$3...@dont-email.me:

>>>>>>> May I suggest that, instead of flaming him, we ignore him?

>>>>>>> Nadegda has written on 4/28/2013 8:27 PM:

>>>>>> [nothing important]
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Note the entire post by Nadegda was snipped out by A Banned
of Zeroes, you stupid kook.

>>>>>> 'Nadegda' is one sockpuppet of a notorious netkook named Paul G.
>>>>>> Derbyshire

Note that A Banned of Zeroes is still attempting to claim
everyone who opposes the old guard stalking cabal is
Derbyshire... which he's been kooking out about for months.

>>>> Why did you snip those facts I wrote about you, Paul?

>>> That's rich, when you trimmed everything *I* wrote<SPANK!>

>> Everything _you_ wrote, eh? *smirk*

See above, lying kook.

>> Admission duly noted that you socked up, Wrong Way Derbyshire.

No such admission was made. You snipped out all of Nadegda's
posted reply to Juan Wei. You're *such* a kook, though, that
you left the evidence of your lying right in the very post
in which you tried to establish your lie. Kook.

> ----------------------------------------------------
> The above is *proof* that Nadegda = Derbshire = Kook
> ----------------------------------------------------

The above is *proof* that Account Banned (ie: A Banned Of
Heroes) is lying to try to establish some point that he
couldn't otherwise establish by *not* lying.

Or did you not see Nadegda's reply to Juan Wei that A Banned
of Zeroes snipped out? See above, stupid kook.

> Note: This kook also claims to be the Vote Wrangler in alt.usenet.kooks.
> Wrong.
> That job belongs to Gary Burnore.

Peter John Ross the Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
Emeritus removes Convicted Child Molester Gary Lee Burnore
from his fake-FNVW spot, because there are already 4 FNVWs
taking care of business, and Burnore's incompetent bumbling
was becoming a sore point for the old guard stalker cabal:

Message-ID: <slrnkkd2i...@alcatroll.no-ip.org>
"Obviously, Gary Burnore isn't the FNVW. I find it really
hard to be nasty to people who approach me politely in
email, even when they're ignorant clowns, so I went along
with his pathetic wish to be the king of this heap of
steaming shit. But it's time to put my mistake right."

Spanked out of his fake-FNVW office in less than a *week*
because his stumbling, bumbling incompetence and clownish
cluelessness was simply too embarrassing to the old guard
stalker cabal.

And you kooks will continue crying about it.
You're kooks, it's what you do.

> This colossal slip up is FAQ material at a minimum, sig material most
> likely.

Your colossal attempt at lying and ignoring reality to
establish an otherwise unestablishable lie proves you're a
kook, kook.

<snicker>

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/\ Properly known as Bill
\ /\ The Monster You Kooks Can't Handle
\ / \ THERE IS NO CABAL - LONG LIVE THE NEW CABAL
\/ The AUK coup is complete. The Old Cabal is no more.

Accept no substitutes...
if it's from Databasix, it's a sure bet it's from a kook.

databasix.com netbasix.net ncfast.net usfast.net:
all branches of the same malignant tree.

March 2013 Kook Awards Voting Ballot:

Message-ID: <kjdlc3$utk$4...@newsfeed.x-privat.org>

https://groups.google.com/group/alt.usenet.kooks/browse_thread/thread/7942fbd764054dbf/5a77faf3adbe7ea0

https://groups.google.com/group/news.admin.net-abuse.email/msg/187e7305f391ae78

http://narkive.com/xDyI1xQY#post15

http://alt.usenet.kooks.narkive.com/xDyI1xQY/march-2013-kook-awards-official-voting-ballot#post15

http://al.howardknight.net/msgid.cgi?STYPE=msgid&A=0&MSGI=%3Ckjdlc3%24utk%244%40newsfeed.x-privat.org%3E

http://al.howardknight.net/msgid.cgi?ID=136487698400

Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}

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Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt.
<snicker>

Tr!pe the retarded swamp vulture, in
<news:1l22wek.1wuyjewyp2l2tN%sn...@dead.address.invalid> did
thusly write:

> Obsession or not, IMO A Banned Of Heroes's comments are pretty accurate.

No, no they're not. He's a frothing loon who got spanked to
tears the last time he went all wacky, and now he's doing it
again.

Soon, we'll yet again be seeing 1000 line rantfest
screedathon posts from him. He's off his meds.

> alt.windows7.general members, beware of the infestation of Paul
> Derbyshire sock-puppets that is about to pollute your group.
> IMO you would be well advised to ignore all [Tor] postings via Mixmin.
>
> This has been a Public Service Announcement at no charge
> from one of the frothing loons who sees Derbyshire in every
> shadow and behind every tree.

Fixed it for you. You're welcome.

Citronella®

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DEET <Tetra...@frog.box> wrote;
>[Tor] Mr. Fixit Derbyshire wiped his chin and said:
>
>
>> First we had mosquito repellent
>
>That's good shit!

Indeed... and fully intended to aid in repelling the
advance of Paul Derbyshire on <aw7g>.

--
noted.
User-Agent: MicroPlanet-Gravity/3.0.4

Citronella�

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sn...@dead.address.invalid (Sn!pe) wrote;
>[followup to alt.windows7.general reset]
>
thank you Sn!pe.

>traffic-monitor <traffic...@dont.bother.invalid> wrote:
>
[edit]
>> Anyone else here catch a distinct whiff of a certain perfume called
>> "obsession"? :)
>
>[...]
>
>Obsession or not, IMO A Banned Of Heroes's comments are pretty accurate.
>
Those caught out by their own stupidities, in placing in full view
of those who know the very details which they seek to hide, do scream
"obsession"... when in fact the deposits are doggy dodoo easily spotted by
a professional animal behavioral professional.

>alt.windows7.general members, beware of the infestation of Paul
>Derbyshire sock-puppets that is about to pollute your group.
>IMO you would be well advised to ignore all [Tor] postings via Mixmin.
>
Add <aioe.org> to that, and likely shortly <eternal-september.org> as Ray's
ten names in 14 days (or whatever) kicks in as a method of troll.

>This has been a Public Service Announcement at no charge.

Likewise :-)

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cranky wanky
Message has been deleted
Message has been deleted
Message has been deleted

Checkmate

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Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
Checkmate!

On Mon, 29 Apr 2013 16:44:56 +0000 (UTC), Gary Burnore put forth the
notion that:


>
> In alt.usenet.kooks cipher <cip...@nadegdaisakookboi.org> wrote:
> > On Mon, 29 Apr 2013 06:52:16 +0000, A Banned Of Heroes Inscribed upon the
> > Golden Tablets of Usenet thusly:
> >
> >> AUK's July Kook Of The Month, Paul G. Derbyshire AKA Nadless Gutless
> >> Paulette Derbyshit <nad31...@gmail.invalid> wrote in
> >> news:kll47a$44r$1...@dont-email.me:
> >>
> >>
> >>> I wrote a post in alt.windows7.general. Juan Wei followed up. You
> >>> followed up to that, deleted Juan Wei's quotation of my post, and
> >>> replaced that with "[nothing important]". No socking up by me took
> >>> place.
> >>
> >> The Way of the K00k: "When caught in a lie, LIE!"
> >>
> >> Anyone can see the same posting host appears in both your Nadless
> >> Gutless sock's post, MID <klkr5s$c5v$1...@dont-email.me> and your post with
> >> the Wrong Way Derbyshit sock, Message-ID: <klksbs$c5v$2...@dont-email.me>.
> >>
> >> Two "From" addresses; one hostmask.
> >>
> >> You're always be a stupid cunt, Paul; no wonder you forged a blind man.
> >
> > What a colossal SPANK!
> >
> > His anger to reply blinded him to the details of a proper sockpuppet job,
> > he messed up big time.
> >
> >
> I agree wholeheartedly with this post.

I concur as well.

--
Checkmate
KotAGoR XXXIV
AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012
co-winner, Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook,
Line & Sinker award, May 2001
Copyright ᅵ 2012

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i lol'ed

cipher

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On Mon, 29 Apr 2013 12:19:21 +0100, Sn!pe Inscribed upon the Golden
Tablets of Usenet thusly:
> I rather doubt that preposterous Paul the puny poseur poster will be
> showing his face for a while after that colossal cock-up,
> worthy of shameless Seamus MacRae himself.
>
> Pardon me while I <snicker>... :D

He won't leave, he'll just continue with his now posted KookSpin® wherein
the laws of physics no longer apply, and in his alternate reality he
didn't fuck up.

---------------------------------------------------------------
§ KookNote®:
Kook has rationalized and internalized this monumental fuck-up,
fueling his delusion that all of Usenet cannot see what a
complete idiot he is.
---------------------------------------------------------------


A child's anger betrayed the fool...

cipher

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On Mon, 29 Apr 2013 12:00:14 +0000, Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
{One Of Four} Inscribed upon the Golden Tablets of Usenet thusly:

> Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>
>
> Tr!pe the retarded swamp vulture, in
> <news:1l22wek.1wuyjewyp2l2tN%sn...@dead.address.invalid> did thusly
> write:
>
>> Obsession or not, IMO A Banned Of Heroes's comments are pretty
>> accurate.
>
> No, no they're not. He's a frothing loon who got spanked to tears the
> last time he went all wacky, and now he's doing it again.
>
> Soon, we'll yet again be seeing 1000 line rantfest screedathon posts
> from him. He's off his meds.
>
>> alt.windows7.general members, beware of the infestation of Paul
>> Derbyshire sock-puppets that is about to pollute your group.
>> IMO you would be well advised to ignore all [Tor] postings via Mixmin.
>>
>> This has been a Public Service Announcement at no charge from one of
>> the frothing loons who sees Derbyshire in every shadow and behind every
>> tree.
>
> Fixed it for you. You're welcome.
>
> <snicker>

If this moron offers any computer advice, run. Run your ass off.
See how he post edits?
See how he self spanks by being lazy about this particular sock post?

(froups restored)

51%

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yay!

.


>
> --
> Checkmate
> KotAGoR XXXIV
> AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012
> co-winner, Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook,
> Line & Sinker award, May 2001
> Copyright Š 2012

51%

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Sn!pe wrote:
> I rather doubt that preposterous Paul the puny poseur poster
> will be showing his face for a while after that colossal cock-up,
> worthy of shameless Seamus MacRae himself.
>
> Pardon me while I <snicker>... :D

Yeah, looks like the tetrafags might be on the run, tho, in mitigation,
I thot nads did a fine job xplaining how 2 seperate posters might
conceivably have the same wifi address..

.


>
> --
> ^Ï^. Sn!pe
>
> My pet rock Gordon just guffawed.
>

Checkmate

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Checkmate!

On Tue, 30 Apr 2013 07:47:16 +1000, 51% put forth the notion that:
Does it have anything to do with quantum non-locality?

--
Checkmate
KotAGoR XXXIV
AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012
co-winner, Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook,
Line & Sinker award, May 2001
Copyright © 2012

Thorny Crucifixi.

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On Tue, 30 Apr 2013 07:47:16 +1000, "51%" <51%@yay.net.ru> wrote in:
<517EEA...@yay.net.ru>:

>Sn!pe wrote:
>>
>> cipher <cip...@nadegdaisakookboi.org> wrote:
>>
>> > On Mon, 29 Apr 2013 06:21:52 +0000, A Banned Of Heroes Inscribed upon the
>> > Golden Tablets of Usenet thusly:
>> >
>> > > AUK's July Kook Of The Month, Paul G. Derbyshire AKA Nadless Gutless
>> > > Paaulette Derbyshit <nad31...@gmail.invalid> wrote in
>> > > news:kll2jj$44r$5...@dont-email.me:
>> > >
>> > >> On Mon, 29 Apr 2013 04:40:23 +0000, A Banned Of Zeroes wrote:
>> > >>
>> > >>> AUK's July Kook Of The Month, Paul G. Derbyshire AKA traffic-monitor
>> > >>> (AKA Wrong Fucking Way Derbyshire)
>> > >>> <traffic...@dont.bother.invalid>
>> > >>> wrote in news:klksbs$c5v$2...@dont-email.me:
>> > >>>
>> > >>>> On Mon, 29 Apr 2013 03:50:53 +0000, A Banned Of Heroes wrote:
>> > >>>>
>> > >>>>> [followup set to alt.windows7.general]
>> > >>>>>
>> > >>>>> Juan Wei <juan...@gmail.com> wrote in
>> > >>>>> news:klkf6s$rp$3...@dont-email.me:
>> > >>>>>
>> > >>>>>> May I suggest that, instead of flaming him, we ignore him?
>> > >>>>>>
>> > >>>>>> Nadegda Derbyshire <twisted0n3 @gmail.com> has written on
>> > >>>>>> 4/28/2013 8:27 PM:
>> > >>>>>
>> > >>>>> [nothing important]
>> > >>>>>
>> > >>>>> 'Nadegda' is one sockpuppet of a notorious netkook named Paul G.
>> > >>>>> Derbyshire
>> > >>>
>> > >>> Why did you snip those facts I wrote about you, Paul?
>> > >>
>> > >> That's rich, when you trimmed everything *I* wrote<SPANK!>
>> > >
>> > > Everything _you_ wrote, eh? *smirk*
>> > >
>> > > Admission duly noted that you socked up, Wrong Way Derbyshire.
>> >
>> >
>> > ----------------------------------------------------
>> > The above is *proof* that Nadegda = Derbshire = Kook
>> > ----------------------------------------------------
>> >
>> > Note: This kook also claims to be the Vote Wrangler in alt.usenet.kooks.
>> > Wrong.
>> > That job belongs to Gary Burnore.
>> >
>> > This colossal slip up is FAQ material at a minimum, sig material most
>> > likely.
>>
>> I rather doubt that preposterous Paul the puny poseur poster
>> will be showing his face for a while after that colossal cock-up,
>> worthy of shameless Seamus MacRae himself.
>>
oH definitely seamus quality! heheh hehehheeee

>> Pardon me while I <snicker>... :D
>
>Yeah, looks like the tetrafags might be on the run, tho, in mitigation,
>
Paul has dropped another dookie in the Usenet woods, he is well busy
savoring the flavor, much in the way of a dutch oven, get it?
Point being Derbyshire has often posted he has a hide thicker than
black rhino, nothing bothers him. Stupidity gets to building an outlook
of that demeanor.

>I thot nads did a fine job xplaining how 2 seperate posters might
>conceivably have the same wifi address..
>
...an' something that had many scratching their heads back when Duuurbs
first ran that line late in 2012 - fed from gweggles initial idea/excuse.
A few, a very few I add, saw straight through it. Sometime later, those who
sat down and thought about it - or tried to reverse prove the theory -
flicked their own light on in dismissing the reality for such garbage
sprinkled with a little truth.
There is no way I can know what you know on the topic of DHCP
in DSL/ADSL, and no way am I leading anyone into educating
Derbyshire - gweggles - MAABoF et al further, on the nuances of network
protocols, so all I can do is ask you to either test the theory yourself
OR look at the probability of "mitigation" in having spontaneous
occupancies of anything up to 6 posters in the same thread exhibiting
identical core messages to the point of back patting ridiculous
theorems, and all exhibiting the very same subtleties in both headers and
body (of posts) - said subtleties impossible to hide with the front end
script (nFilter) Derbyshire runs out (bullbar) of his software.
It has all been done before, and I add, with far more finesse then the
lame effort this script kiddee can muster. Paul hero worships, copies what
he thinks is tre' cute - checkout his Kaditcha Man (K-man) impression:
Message-ID: <klkv7s$mi$3...@speranza.aioe.org>
Message-ID: <klkveu$mi$4...@speranza.aioe.org>
Message-ID: <klkvrp$mi$5...@speranza.aioe.org>
Message-ID: <kll073$mi$6...@speranza.aioe.org>

Paul has been challenged to put up or shut up after again running his
(millions of users) line yet again:
Message-ID: <kllq30$8go$4...@news.albasani.net>

.. do let's wait that out.
Derbyshire exists on a 24hr. news cycle, he will be squirming in
preparation to run a sock or two at that post. heh heh

>> --
>> ^Ï^. Sn!pe
>>
>> My pet rock Gordon just guffawed.
>>
Gordon will crack with such a smile going on...
A tremor of no less than Richter 9 anyone?

/chortles

--
fup set to a/u/k
--
For "like" hits I do my own attributions.
Accept no forgeries when a filter does not delete [Tor].
Add my hat to your "like" litz, I beg you.

cipher

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On Mon, 29 Apr 2013 16:09:33 -0700, Checkmate Inscribed upon the Golden
Possibly the Heisenberg Usenet Posting Uncertainty Principle? which
states, in essence, that if you observe the kook posting, you cannot be
sure of its posting host...

cipher

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On Tue, 30 Apr 2013 01:11:40 +0100, Thorny Crucifixi. Inscribed upon the
The idiots who concoct and try to sell these ridiculous ideas about the
way NNTP and the Internet work seem to think that people believe their
nonsense.

Derby/Nad fucked up and outed his sock. Period...

Thorny Crucifixi.

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On Tue, 30 Apr 2013 00:41:31 +0000 (UTC), cipher
<cip...@nadegdaisakookboi.org> wrote in:
<6hjpgt....@news.alt.net>:

>On Tue, 30 Apr 2013 01:11:40 +0100, Thorny Crucifixi. Inscribed upon the
>Golden Tablets of Usenet thusly:
//
>> Paul has been challenged to put up or shut up after again running his
>> (millions of users) line yet again:
>> Message-ID: <kllq30$8go$4...@news.albasani.net>
>>
>> .. do let's wait that out.
>> Derbyshire exists on a 24hr. news cycle, he will be squirming in
>> preparation to run a sock or two at that post. heh heh
//
>The idiots who concoct and try to sell these ridiculous ideas about the
>way NNTP and the Internet work seem to think that people believe their
>nonsense.
>
>Derby/Nad fucked up and outed his sock. Period...

Forget telling those who know, you want Steve Crook and Ray Banana
as an audience.

--

fup set a/u/k
alt.windows7.general removed
eternal-september.support added

Thorny Crucifixi.

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On Tue, 30 Apr 2013 01:04:22 +0000 (UTC), cipher
<cip...@nadegdaisakookboi.org> wrote in:
<6hjqro....@news.alt.net>:

>On Tue, 30 Apr 2013 01:21:33 +0100, Thorny Crucifixi. Inscribed upon the
>Golden Tablets of Usenet thusly:
>
>> On Mon, 29 Apr 2013 18:56:48 +0000 (UTC), "Not Your Father's Chevy"
>> <nu...@null.null> wrote in:
>> <XnsA1B1980...@204.235.61.7>:
>>
>>>cipher <cip...@nadegdaisakookboi.org> wrote in news:6hi65e.7g1.19.1
>>>@news.alt.net:
>>>
>>>
>>>> ---------------------------------------------------- The above is
>>>> *proof* that Nadegda = Derbshire = Kook
>>>> ----------------------------------------------------
>>>>
>>>> Note: This kook also claims to be the Vote Wrangler in
>>>alt.usenet.kooks.
>>>> Wrong.
>>>> That job belongs to Gary Burnore.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>It should be noted that a true FNVW Emeritus just posted confirmation
>>>that there is only one true FNVW, Gary Burnore, and that the TetraTards
>>>are fakes.
>>>
>> huh? "cipher" wrote "That job belongs to Gary Burnore."
>> "cipher" did not write Gary _had_ the job, and in whatever case who the
>> fuck is "cipher" to hand the job over anyway... you know something
>> nobody else knows and are dallying with being outer filth?
>>
>> ... jes sayin' like.
>
>I'm Cipher and I stated that, simply, that the Vote Wrangler job belongs
>to Gary Burnore. He is the VW I recognize as the genuine article.
>Others are, of course, free to believe as they will, if anyone chooses to
>think the TetraFuckheadsÔøΩ are the VW, so be it...
>
>I make no claim as to having the power to give the job to anyone.
>I am not a "FNVW Emeritus."
>
>I am a humble Kookologist, here to bear witness to the many kooks of
>Usenet. And to spank them when I can...

... thanks for the honesty, rare in AUK these days.

In like spirit you get my response, again FTR as stated previously.

Gary was appointed FNVW.
Gary was then removed from the appointment.. for good reason I gather.

I have no problem myself (personally) with Gary filling the FNVW role,
nobody else wants the job and it is a thankless onerous task when done
'correctly'.
However the FNVW is a prestigious position, some think,
so rightly it should follow the role is played out in a manner due of
respect. I want to know how that respect accrues when Gary shoots
of akin to a yap happy puppy at the slightest enticement.
Here Gary is just moments ago mouthing the Derbyshire doll... FFS!
Message-ID: <klm7si$6as$4...@reader1.panix.com>
As said more than once, I do not tolerate fools, at all.

As recent as the last day/night we had a prime example of how the
aukkers used to work... boil a k00k into babble/mistakes.
That was done with just three... count them, 3 POSTERS.
Only one of which could be named as a a/u/k "regular".

Soooo,, where were all those 'voters' of the AUK ballot, you
know, the ones that wing in and vote then fuck off not to be seen
until the next round?
Where were THEY in that skirmish into <alt.windows7.general> hunting
Derbyshire's ass?.
THAT is the problem with Gary in his dictatorship, pushing his ownership of
the FNVW role onto a/u/k... the dude has no real support, no real skill of
his own and likely assumes he gets 'cred' for being the mug that wants the
job, wants it bad.

anyway.. none of my bidness, I am being honest in putting what I
see, is all.

--
alt.free.newsservers added for the illumination of those posters
who did partake in stewing Derbyshire into again exposing his ES
socks.

Checkmate

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On Tue, 30 Apr 2013 00:41:31 +0000 (UTC), cipher put forth the notion
that:


>
This has been confirmed.

51%

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Checkmate wrote:
>
> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
> Checkmate!
>
> On Tue, 30 Apr 2013 07:47:16 +1000, 51% put forth the notion that:
.
> > Yeah, looks like the tetrafags might be on the run, tho, in mitigation,
> > I thot nads did a fine job xplaining how 2 seperate posters might
> > conceivably have the same wifi address..
>
> Does it have anything to do with quantum non-locality?

Could be, nads IS a trekkie!..

eg - 'When we have starships traveling the galaxy, I'm sure they will
have banks of quantum non-locality transceiver circuits to handle all
necessary and desired communications, so that won't be a problem.'

http://www.mjyoung.net/misc/quantum.htm

.














>
> --
> Checkmate
> KotAGoR XXXIV
> AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012
> co-winner, Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook,
> Line & Sinker award, May 2001
> Copyright © 2012
.

Thorny Crucifixi.

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On Mon, 29 Apr 2013 18:54:12 -0700, Checkmate <Lunati...@The.Edge>
wrote in:
<6hjtp3....@news.alt.net>:
>> >>> ^ÔøΩ^. Sn!pe
>> >>>
>> >>> My pet rock Gordon just guffawed.
>> >>>
>> > Gordon will crack with such a smile going on...
>> > A tremor of no less than Richter 9 anyone?
>> >
>> > /chortles
>> >
>> > --
>> > fup set to a/u/k
>>
>> The idiots who concoct and try to sell these ridiculous ideas about the
>> way NNTP and the Internet work seem to think that people believe their
>> nonsense.
>>
>> Derby/Nad fucked up and outed his sock. Period...
>
>This has been confirmed.

Indeed, stamped and sealed with
"kensi" doll puppet fucking
off to keep on fucking off.
Message-ID: <klmos0$ma7$1...@speranza.aioe.org>

/guffaw
--
fup set to alt.usenet.kooks

cipher

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On Tue, 30 Apr 2013 02:30:18 +0100, Thorny Crucifixi. Inscribed upon the
>>to think the TetraFuckheads™ are the VW, so be it...
I was very active here from around 1998 - 2001.
As with some other old familiar faces I'm seeing now, I'm back.

I blame the economy. AUK is the cheapest form of entertainment on the
planet, and as a bonus, some good does come of it occasionally. The
world knows, or should, that Brad Jessness is a fraud because of the
labors of many Kookologists here.

I will say that these TetraMorons™ are not up to par with the Kooks of
the Golden Age. Boursy and Grubor? No, we get DerbyFuck and Sir
Gweegie...

But back to the holder of the FNVW office. I'm back after a long
sabbatical called real life. Not my place to challenge the status of the
current FNVW after a 12 year absence.

FTR: I like Gary, I think he's a good guy. If he stumbles in the
execution of his duties, that makes him human. I would think first to
remove the beam from my own eye, the better to see the speck in his...

Sir Omar Hall, Esq·

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"Checkmate" <Lunati...@The.Edge> wrote in message
news:6hj2hk....@news.alt.net...
Do you concur while sucking his prick as well?

--
The Muslim Usenet Force



>
> --
> Checkmate
> KotAGoR XXXIV
> AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012
> co-winner, Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook,
> Line & Sinker award, May 2001
> Copyright © 2012

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speck this

cipher

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On Mon, 29 Apr 2013 19:42:58 -0700, % Inscribed upon the Golden Tablets of
Shhhhhsh!

The grownups are talking...

Checkmate

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Checkmate!

On Tue, 30 Apr 2013 02:45:22 +0000 (UTC), cipher put forth the notion
that:


>
> >>>> anyone chooses to think the TetraFuckheads? are the VW, so be it...
> >> I will say that these TetraMorons? are not up to par with the Kooks of
> >> the Golden Age. Boursy and Grubor? No, we get DerbyFuck and Sir
> >> Gweegie...
> >>
> >> But back to the holder of the FNVW office. I'm back after a long
> >> sabbatical called real life. Not my place to challenge the status of
> >> the current FNVW after a 12 year absence.
> >>
> >> FTR: I like Gary, I think he's a good guy. If he stumbles in the
> >> execution of his duties, that makes him human. I would think first to
> >> remove the beam from my own eye, the better to see the speck in his...
> >
> >
> > speck this
>
> Shhhhhsh!
>
> The grownups are talking...

The more you ignore him, the more he yaps for attention.

Checkmate

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On Mon, 29 Apr 2013 22:35:25 -0400, Sir Omar Hall, Esq· put forth the
No, that's your job.
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"Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}"
<FN...@altusenetkooks.xxx> wrote in message
news:kllnca$2p2$2...@newsfeed.x-privat.org...
> Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt.
> <snicker>
>
> Tr!pe the retarded swamp vulture, in
> <news:1l22wek.1wuyjewyp2l2tN%sn...@dead.address.invalid> did
> thusly write:
>
>> Obsession or not, IMO A Banned Of Heroes's comments are pretty accurate.
>
> No, no they're not. He's a frothing loon who got spanked to
> tears the last time he went all wacky, and now he's doing it
> again.

Truer words are rarely spoken.

> Soon, we'll yet again be seeing 1000 line rantfest
> screedathon posts from him. He's off his meds.

He had to take months off after the illusive Mr. Derbyshire, who hasn't
posted
on Usenet for years burned his synapse to the quick. But that wasn't long
enough.
He's back again for another round doubling as Mr. Derbyshire's speed bag.

Same goes for Mr. Derbyshire's backup speed bag Pie Gurl. How ironic.
Banned of Hairbrains awarded Pie Gurl with that Pickett kook award that
he picked up, after posting what Pie Gurl was sure was the home address
of Mr. Paul Derbyshire .

>> alt.windows7.general members, beware of the infestation of Paul
>> Derbyshire sock-puppets that is about to pollute your group.
>> IMO you would be well advised to ignore all [Tor] postings via Mixmin.
>>
>> This has been a Public Service Announcement at no charge
>> from one of the frothing loons who sees Derbyshire in every
>> shadow and behind every tree.
>
> Fixed it for you. You're welcome.
>
> <snicker>

Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}

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Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt.
<snicker>

Dave A. Howard the Coward (aka cipher the substandard kook),
in <news:6hj7v9....@news.alt.net> did thusly write:

> On Mon, 29 Apr 2013 12:00:14 +0000, Friendly
> Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}
> Inscribed upon the Golden Tablets of Usenet thusly:

>> Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>
>>
>> Tr!pe the retarded swamp vulture, in
>> <news:1l22wek.1wuyjewyp2l2tN%sn...@dead.address.invalid> did thusly
>> write:

>>> Obsession or not, IMO A Banned Of Heroes's comments are pretty
>>> accurate.

>> No, no they're not. He's a frothing loon who got spanked to tears the
>> last time he went all wacky, and now he's doing it again.
>>
>> Soon, we'll yet again be seeing 1000 line rantfest screedathon posts
>> from him. He's off his meds.

>>> alt.windows7.general members, beware of the infestation of Paul
>>> Derbyshire sock-puppets that is about to pollute your group.
>>> IMO you would be well advised to ignore all [Tor] postings via Mixmin.
>>>
>>> This has been a Public Service Announcement at no charge from one of
>>> the frothing loons who sees Derbyshire in every shadow and behind every
>>> tree.

>> Fixed it for you. You're welcome.
>>
>> <snicker>

> If this moron offers any computer advice, run. Run your ass off.

Ask SnuhWolf about the computer advice I give... it's right
on the money. He tried to say my method of connecting a
printer inter-subnet was bullshit and wouldn't work and I
didn't know what I was talking about... until the OP asking
for help came back and thanked me for getting it working.

Oh, I had fun spanking SnuhTard on that one.

<snicker>

> See how he post edits?

See how cipher the substandard kook phoams at the mouth
about all things Derbyshire? Sure sign of a kook.

> See how he self spanks by being lazy about this particular sock post?

??? Do try to make sense, substandard kook. I don't run
socks.

> (froups restored)

Which froups are you purporting that I snipped out,
substandard kook?

Oh, wait... you're another of those kooks who doesn't
understand the difference between snecking froups, and
setting Followup-To: to a certain froup, right?

Kook.

<snicker>

--

/\ Properly known as Bill
\ /\ The Monster You Kooks Can't Handle
\ / \ THERE IS NO CABAL - LONG LIVE THE NEW CABAL
\/ The AUK coup is complete. The Old Cabal is no more.

Accept no substitutes...
if it's from Databasix, it's a sure bet it's from a kook.

databasix.com netbasix.net ncfast.net usfast.net:
all branches of the same malignant tree.

March 2013 Kook Awards Voting Ballot:

Message-ID: <kjdlc3$utk$4...@newsfeed.x-privat.org>

https://groups.google.com/group/alt.usenet.kooks/browse_thread/thread/7942fbd764054dbf/5a77faf3adbe7ea0

https://groups.google.com/group/news.admin.net-abuse.email/msg/187e7305f391ae78

http://narkive.com/xDyI1xQY#post15

http://alt.usenet.kooks.narkive.com/xDyI1xQY/march-2013-kook-awards-official-voting-ballot#post15

http://al.howardknight.net/msgid.cgi?STYPE=msgid&A=0&MSGI=%3Ckjdlc3%24utk%244%40newsfeed.x-privat.org%3E

http://al.howardknight.net/msgid.cgi?ID=136487698400

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he says while yapping for attention

Sir Omar Hall, Esq·

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"Checkmate" <Lunati...@The.Edge> wrote in message
news:6hk13p....@news.alt.net...
Says Chimpy the Checkmate as he takes a break to swallow down
his last mouthful of Gary Burnore's man milk.
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Nadegda

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On Tue, 30 Apr 2013 04:04:36 +0000, The Diddler Kook Masquerading As Ex-
FNVW (aka Gary Burnore) wrote:

> In alt.usenet.kooks Gary Burnore <gbur...@panix.com> wrote:
>>>>anyone chooses to think the TetraFuckheads??? are the VW, so be it...
> Sometimes I hate tin. I had a nice rant there on how you have no say.

Maybe you should consider switching to some newsreader that actually has
a user interface?

<snicker>

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AUK's July 2012 Kook Of The Month, Paul G. Derbyshire AKA 'PegBoi Paul'
The Outer Filthing, Real Lifing Dickhead {One Of Fourskin}
<FN...@altusenetkooks.xxx> wrote in
news:klnch6$88d$3...@newsfeed.x-privat.org:

The PeeWee:

> See how cipher the substandard kook phoams at the mouth
> about all things Derbyshire? Sure sign of a kook.


The Lie:

> ??? Do try to make sense, substandard kook. I don't run
> socks

Then explain these posts bearing the same UserID as the sock of yours
that I'm presently replying to, Paul? If not your socks, what are they?


From: Anne Wainwright <anoth...@fables.co.za.invalid>
Message-ID: <k9bci8$fp3$1...@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
X-Authenticated-User: x_priva...@yahoo.com
http://al.howardknight.net/msgid.cgi?ID=136729428100


From: Karl <kar...@yahoo.com>
Message-ID: <k9bcli$frn$1...@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
X-Authenticated-User: x_priva...@yahoo.com
http://al.howardknight.net/msgid.cgi?ID=136729432200


From: Georg Gruber <ggr...@aon.at>
Message-ID: <k9bcqh$g3j$1...@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
X-Authenticated-User: x_priva...@yahoo.com
http://al.howardknight.net/msgid.cgi?ID=136729438500


From: western auto <to...@hill.strd>
Message-ID: <k9bd02$g79$1...@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
X-Authenticated-User: x_priva...@yahoo.com
http://al.howardknight.net/msgid.cgi?ID=136729442500


And you also forged a blind man, Paul.

--
"Sweetness Seal Of Approval" #4 Derbyshire's Baysean Lits of Haet #1
BWMDW, Trainer of Paul Derbyshire - December 2012
Hammer of Thor - December 2012

Paul Derbyshire gets tarred and feathered - <5smbjh....@news.alt.net>
Why does Paul Derbyshire, net abuser, forge blind people?
http://al.howardknight.net/msgid.cgi?ID=135428594100
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On Tue, 30 Apr 2013 04:20:19 +0000, A Banned Of Zeroes wrote:

> cipher <cip...@nadegdaisakookboi.org> wrote in
> news:6hjpgt....@news.alt.net:
>
> snip
>
>> The idiots who concoct and try to sell these ridiculous ideas about the
>> way NNTP and the Internet work seem to think that people believe their
>> nonsense.
>
> Especially when the nonsense is 'supported' only by the kook's own barmy
> army of sockpuppets using multiple servers and identities, and no one
> else.
>
>> Derby/Nad fucked up and outed his sock. Period...
>
> More significantly here, it has now been conclusively proven that
> Derbyshite has socked up and morphed to evade killfiles in recent times
> while using Eternal-September.org.
>
> It's already well established that Derbyshire abuses free servers which
> do not have individual user accounts as such, e.g. mixmin and aioe.org.
> It's also been well established that Derbyshire uses the latter to post
> forgeries.
>
> Two questions arise:
>
> - Given the fact that Derbyshire morphs to evade killfiles, often by
> using multiple servers which do not require authentication, how many
> nym-shifts can each user make per 24 hours before it is considered net
> abuse?
>
> - If the abuser is using multiple servers to nym-shift, should the
> number of morphs per user on each server be counted separately, or
> should the total number of nym-shifts be considered cumulatively?

Aww, poor widdle kook is so butthurt he's whining to news admins to try
to get his perceived enemies kicked off ... just like Murphy has been
trying and failing to do for years.

Normal people on usenet argue rationally with or agree to disagree with
people they disagree with, and ignore, avoid, or killfile people they
find they can't abide, and *don't* start paranoidly believing that all
such people are the same one using sockpuppets.

There's a term for people that, instead, do believe them to be
sockpuppets, and fume and froth and obsess about them constantly, and
frequently beg news admins to make the bad person go away.

That term is "kooks".

HTH.

<snicker>
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On Mon, 29 Apr 2013 23:26:11 -0400, Sir Omar Hall, Esq· put forth the
How very gay of you Paula. Is this your replacement sock for the soon-
to-be departed (spanked) Kensi sock?

Oh, and...







wait for it...








*plonk*
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On Tue, 30 Apr 2013 04:18:21 GMT, This account has been banned because it
violated the Google Groups Terms Of Use put forth the notion that:
O0o0Opsie!

Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}

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Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt.
<snicker>

The Profoundly Retarded Masturbating Monkey (aka 'This
account has been banned because it violated the Google
Groups Terms Of Use', aka Robert Griffin), in
<news:hCHft.2928$Ht....@newsfe24.iad> did thusly write:

> Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}
> <FN...@altusenetkooks.xxx> wrote in
> news:klnch6$88d$3...@newsfeed.x-privat.org:

> T<SMACKAKOOK!>

>> See how cipher the substandard kook phoams at the mouth
>> about all things Derbyshire? Sure sign of a kook.

> T<SMACKAKOOK!>

>> ??? Do try to make sense, substandard kook. I don't run
>> socks

> T<SMACKAKOOK!>

> And<SMACKAKOOK!>Paul.

Point one:
I'm not Paul, you Profoundly Retarded Masturbating Monkey.

Point two:
The above posts are obvious forgeries by someone attempting
to cast the New Cabal in a bad light. Goodness knows, we've
seen plenty of that around here from you kooks lately.

Point three:
Profoundly Retarded Masturbating Monkey.

Point four:
Melt, Profoundly Retarded Masturbating Monkey, melt.

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> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts
> by Checkmate!
>
> On Mon, 29 Apr 2013 23:26:11 -0400, Sir Omar Hall, Esqᅵ put forth
> the notion that:
>
>
>>
>> "Checkmate" <Lunati...@The.Edge> wrote in message
>> news:6hk13p....@news.alt.net...
>>> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading
>>> posts by Checkmate!
>>>
>>> On Mon, 29 Apr 2013 22:35:25 -0400, Sir Omar Hall, Esqᅵ put
salade

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On Tue, 30 Apr 2013 05:26:30 +0000, A Banned Of Zeroes wrote:

> AUK's July 2012 Kook Of The Month, Paul G. Derbyshire AKA 'PegBoi Paul'
> The Outer Filthing, Real Lifing Dickhead {One Of Fourskin}
> <FN...@altusenetkooks.xxx> wrote in
> news:klnjo2$ah1$1...@newsfeed.x-privat.org:
>
>> Point one:
>> I'm not Paul<SLAP>
>
> You never admit you are, you fucking retard.
>
>> Point two:
>> The above posts are obvious forgeries by someone attempting to cast the
>> New Cabal in a bad light<SPANK>
>
> It's always someone else according to you, isn't it Paul? It's never
> Paul Derbyshire who gets caught over and over morphing, spamming,

You mean, like you did last December? You were posting repetitive
diatribes to 7, 8 groups at a time, dozens of times a night for a week or
two. And then suddenly disappeared. Lost another account for violating
its Terms of Use, perchance, spamming kook?

<snicker>

> uses a dozen socks to screed

Murphy must be Derbyshire, then, according to your kook logic.

> foamy denials

Expected Real Soon Now from you in response to the above reminder of your
hypocrisy.

> caught and spanked.

You were indeed, by your ISP last December, weren't you?

> Just like a craven pussy

I'd say that you were, yes, except I'd add that you and pussy haven't
crossed paths since your birth, kook.

> forged a blind man

Admission (via projection) noted.

<snicker>

pandora

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On Tue, 30 Apr 2013 02:30:18 +0100, Thorny Crucifixi. wrote:

> On Tue, 30 Apr 2013 01:04:22 +0000 (UTC), cipher
> <cip...@nadegdaisakookboi.org> wrote in: <6hjqro....@news.alt.net>:
>
>>On Tue, 30 Apr 2013 01:21:33 +0100, Thorny Crucifixi. Inscribed upon the
>>Golden Tablets of Usenet thusly:
>>
>>> On Mon, 29 Apr 2013 18:56:48 +0000 (UTC), "Not Your Father's Chevy"
>>> <nu...@null.null> wrote in:
>>> <XnsA1B1980...@204.235.61.7>:
>>>
>>>>cipher <cip...@nadegdaisakookboi.org> wrote in news:6hi65e.7g1.19.1
>>>>@news.alt.net:
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>> ---------------------------------------------------- The above is
>>>>> *proof* that Nadegda = Derbshire = Kook
>>>>> ----------------------------------------------------
>>>>>
>>>>> Note: This kook also claims to be the Vote Wrangler in
>>>>alt.usenet.kooks.
>>>>> Wrong.
>>>>> That job belongs to Gary Burnore.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>It should be noted that a true FNVW Emeritus just posted confirmation
>>>>that there is only one true FNVW, Gary Burnore, and that the
>>>>TetraTards are fakes.
>>>>
>>> huh? "cipher" wrote "That job belongs to Gary Burnore." "cipher" did
>>> not write Gary _had_ the job, and in whatever case who the fuck is
>>> "cipher" to hand the job over anyway... you know something nobody else
>>> knows and are dallying with being outer filth?
>>>
>>> ... jes sayin' like.
>>
>>I'm Cipher and I stated that, simply, that the Vote Wrangler job belongs
>>to Gary Burnore. He is the VW I recognize as the genuine article.
>>Others are, of course, free to believe as they will, if anyone chooses
>>to think the TetraFuckheads™ are the VW, so be it...
>>
>>I make no claim as to having the power to give the job to anyone. I am
>>not a "FNVW Emeritus."
>>
>>I am a humble Kookologist, here to bear witness to the many kooks of
>>Usenet. And to spank them when I can...
>
> ... thanks for the honesty, rare in AUK these days.
>
> In like spirit you get my response, again FTR as stated previously.
>
> Gary was appointed FNVW.
> Gary was then removed from the appointment.. for good reason I gather.

I respectfully disagree.

> I have no problem myself (personally) with Gary filling the FNVW role,
> nobody else wants the job and it is a thankless onerous task when done
> 'correctly'.

Indeed.

> However the FNVW is a prestigious position, some think, so rightly it
> should follow the role is played out in a manner due of respect. I want
> to know how that respect accrues when Gary shoots of akin to a yap happy
> puppy at the slightest enticement. Here Gary is just moments ago
> mouthing the Derbyshire doll... FFS! Message-ID:
> <klm7si$6as$4...@reader1.panix.com> As said more than once, I do not
> tolerate fools, at all.
>
> As recent as the last day/night we had a prime example of how the
> aukkers used to work... boil a k00k into babble/mistakes. That was done
> with just three... count them, 3 POSTERS. Only one of which could be
> named as a a/u/k "regular".
>
> Soooo,, where were all those 'voters' of the AUK ballot, you know, the
> ones that wing in and vote then fuck off not to be seen until the next
> round?
> Where were THEY in that skirmish into <alt.windows7.general> hunting
> Derbyshire's ass?.
> THAT is the problem with Gary in his dictatorship, pushing his ownership
> of the FNVW role onto a/u/k... the dude has no real support, no real
> skill of his own and likely assumes he gets 'cred' for being the mug
> that wants the job, wants it bad.
>
> anyway.. none of my bidness, I am being honest in putting what I see, is
> all.

You want the job?

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On Tue, 30 Apr 2013 06:21:25 +0100, Sn!pe put forth the notion that:


>
> [fu2: ac; afn]
>
> Nadegda <nad31...@gmail.invalid> wrote:
>
> [...]
>
> > Normal people on usenet argue rationally
>
> [...]
>
> Hey, Nads, any chance of /you/ getting "engaged" soon?
> Go Nads, Go Nads, Go Nads!

Careful there... Kensi didn't say WHO popped the question... IYKWIMAITYD.

cipher

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On Tue, 30 Apr 2013 06:21:25 +0100, Sn!pe Inscribed upon the Golden
Tablets of Usenet thusly:

> [fu2: ac; afn]
>
> A Banned Of Heroes <laug...@u.kook> wrote:
>
> [...]
>
>> >> >> > he messed up big time.
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> I agree wholeheartedly with this post.
>> >> >
>> >> > I concur as well.
>> >>
>> >> Do you concur while sucking his prick as well?
>> >
>> > No, that's your job.
>>
>> When he gets off his pail.
>
> Apparently Ken(si) kicked the bucket.

Without having completed "her" bucket list.



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Steve

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Sn!pe wrote:
>
> [fu2: ac; afn]
>
> Nadegda <nad31...@gmail.invalid> wrote:
>
> [...]
>
> > Normal people on usenet argue rationally
>
> [...]
>
> Hey, Nads, any chance of /you/ getting "engaged" soon?
> Go Nads, Go Nads, Go Nads!

LOL

cipher

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On Tue, 30 Apr 2013 04:37:52 +0000, Nadegda Inscribed upon the Golden
Tablets of Usenet thusly:
Abuse the net at your own peril DerbyKookBoi...

> Normal people on usenet argue rationally with or agree to disagree with
> people they disagree with, and ignore, avoid, or killfile people they
> find they can't abide,

And this has exactly what to do with you KookBoi? What you know about
"Normal People" could be inscribed on one side of a nickel. I have yet
to see anything resembling rational thought come from your keyboard...

> and *don't* start paranoidly believing that all
> such people are the same one using sockpuppets.

But in this case its not paranoia, you outed yourself, KookBoi.
And all of Usenet saw it...

> There's a term for people that, instead, do believe them to be
> sockpuppets, and fume and froth and obsess about them constantly, and
> frequently beg news admins to make the bad person go away.

Likewise there is a term for those proven to be sockpuppeteers. That
term is "KookBois." In your case, as a self-outer, the term is properly
modified to "Stupid as a Sack of Hammers KookBoi."

> That term is "kooks".

You went past mere kook long ago...

> HTH.

Indeed, it did. Any discourse with a kook, particularly one infected
with such a virulent strain of kookiness as yourself, is helpful to
Kookologists. The Apprentice Kookologist reading your screed should be
particularly attentive to the various Kook Manifestations you present.

-------------------------------------------------------------------------
§ KookNote™:
The aspiring new Kookologist will note the divergence from the usual ad
hominem here as the kook tries to appear rational in the face of a
massive self spank administered in front the entire Usenet. An adaptive
creature, this KookBoi falls back on classic projection as his main
attack point.
-------------------------------------------------------------------------

> <snicker>
<Mars Bar>

cipher

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On Tue, 30 Apr 2013 07:33:41 +0000, A Banned Of Heroes Inscribed upon the
Golden Tablets of Usenet thusly:

> AUK's July Kook Of The Month, Paul G. Derbyshire AKA Nadless Gutless
> Paulette Derbyshit <nad31...@gmail.invalid> wrote in
> news:klnmvc$p0g$9...@dont-email.me:
>
>>> It's always someone else according to you, isn't it Paul? It's never
>>> Paul Derbyshire who gets caught over and over morphing, spamming,
>
> Paul deleted this next part of my text - see what hurt him the most:
>
> "... and posting from the same hostmasks and IPs and uses a dozen socks
> ..."

Such an idiot. DerbyKook just puts the spotlight on it when he tries
this stunt.

> Heh.
>
>>> to screed foamy denials when he - YOU - are caught and spanked.

Projection. What's the poor KookBoi gonna do after outing his best
sockpuppet?

> Bored now.

Thorny Crucifixi.

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On Tue, 30 Apr 2013 04:30:11 +0000 (UTC), Gary Burnore <gbur...@panix.com>
wrote in:
<klnhcj$e55$1...@reader1.panix.com>:

>In alt.usenet.kooks A Banned Of Heroes <laug...@u.kook> wrote:
>> cipher <cip...@nadegdaisakookboi.org> wrote in
>> news:6hjpgt....@news.alt.net:
>>
>> snip
>>
>>> The idiots who concoct and try to sell these ridiculous ideas about the
>>> way NNTP and the Internet work seem to think that people believe their
>>> nonsense.
>>
>> Especially when the nonsense is 'supported' only by the kook's own barmy army
>> of sockpuppets using multiple servers and identities, and no one else.
>>
>>> Derby/Nad fucked up and outed his sock. Period...
>>
>> More significantly here, it has now been conclusively proven that Derbyshite
>> has socked up and morphed to evade killfiles in recent times while using
>> Eternal-September.org.
>>
well documented in posts to AFN, circa 2011.

>> It's already well established that Derbyshire abuses free servers which do
>> not have individual user accounts as such, e.g. mixmin and aioe.org. It's
>> also been well established that Derbyshire uses the latter to post forgeries.
>>
well documented in posts to AFN, circa 2011.

>> Two questions arise:
>>
Indeed there are these two, yes.

>> - Given the fact that Derbyshire morphs to evade killfiles, often by
>> using multiple servers which do not require authentication, how many
>> nym-shifts can each user make per 24 hours before it is considered net abuse?
>>
You would need to ask Teksavvy that question. Each provider of services has
differing views. No provider seeks to lose custom or credibility.
http://www.teksavvy.com/en/why-teksavvy/policies/terms-and-conditions

>> - If the abuser is using multiple servers to nym-shift, should the number
>> of morphs per user on each server be counted separately, or should the total
>> number of nym-shifts be considered cumulatively?
>>
>
>Per user on each server.

... is my understanding also. With the exception of AIOE.org
which, being an open rogue server - albeit publishing open logs -
has demonstrated anything is fine inside of the filter rules.

Thorny Crucifixi.

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On Tue, 30 Apr 2013 01:15:29 -0500, pandora <pan...@peak.org> wrote in:
<Tv2dnWqhr7wc_OLM...@scnresearch.com>:

>On Tue, 30 Apr 2013 02:30:18 +0100, Thorny Crucifixi. wrote:
>
//
>> Gary was appointed FNVW.
>> Gary was then removed from the appointment.. for good reason I gather.
>
>I respectfully disagree.
>
I see your "respectfully" and up you a "you're welcome" :-)

However...
In your deliberations you might consider there is more to my
comment than what you may have read around PJR's posts, all
of those posts concerning the position of FNVW, that is.
Amongst the mitigating factors I build my comment with
are;
* snippets of mail between Gary and MAABoF - and no valid
reason to consider those bullshit despite MAAB0F 'turning'.
* the acceptance by Gary (and others) of forgeries/froggeries as
bonafide posts/comment.
* the installation of a GKF (shun order) only to witness the FNVW
claimant being the first to violate said orders.
* the failure of Gary to recognize Derbyshire socks in his response to
those posts, simply because he focused on hearing what he
wanted to hear. Another violation of the GFK.
* the support granted automatically to <ow...@databasix.com> in
that posters dodging of valid critique.
* the failure to _be_ a Friendly, and maintain impartiality/objectivity.

>> I have no problem myself (personally) with Gary filling the FNVW role,
>> nobody else wants the job and it is a thankless onerous task when done
>> 'correctly'.
>
>Indeed.
>
With support it could be a lot easier but while there exists a 'clubhouse'
mentality that support is ... well, what it is.

>> However the FNVW is a prestigious position, some think, so rightly it
>> should follow the role is played out in a manner due of respect. I want
>> to know how that respect accrues when Gary shoots of akin to a yap happy
>> puppy at the slightest enticement. Here Gary is just moments ago
>> mouthing the Derbyshire doll... FFS! Message-ID:
>> <klm7si$6as$4...@reader1.panix.com> As said more than once, I do not
>> tolerate fools, at all.
>>
>> As recent as the last day/night we had a prime example of how the
>> aukkers used to work... boil a k00k into babble/mistakes. That was done
>> with just three... count them, 3 POSTERS. Only one of which could be
>> named as a a/u/k "regular".
>>
>> Soooo,, where were all those 'voters' of the AUK ballot, you know, the
>> ones that wing in and vote then fuck off not to be seen until the next
>> round?
>> Where were THEY in that skirmish into <alt.windows7.general> hunting
>> Derbyshire's ass?.
>> THAT is the problem with Gary in his dictatorship, pushing his ownership
>> of the FNVW role onto a/u/k... the dude has no real support, no real
>> skill of his own and likely assumes he gets 'cred' for being the mug
>> that wants the job, wants it bad.
>>
>> anyway.. none of my bidness, I am being honest in putting what I see, is
>> all.
>
>You want the job?
>
oh... you dropped a stitch whilst concentrating on your post, m'Lady.
/chortles

When you do read *me* posting BS please do feel free to challenge
... you will not extract umbrage from me for your honesty.

ciao

Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}

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Apr 30, 2013, 8:13:56 AM4/30/13
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Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt.
<snicker>

The Profoundly Retarded Masturbating Monkey (aka 'A Banned
Of Heroes', aka Robert Griffin), in
<news:XnsA1B29D1...@208.90.168.18> did thusly write:

> Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}
> <FN...@altusenetkooks.xxx> wrote in
> news:klnjo2$ah1$1...@newsfeed.x-privat.org:

>> Point one:
>> I'm not Paul, you Profoundly Retarded Masturbating Monkey.

> You ne<SMACKAKOOK!>

There's a reason that I never admit to being Paul
Derbyshire... because I'm not Paul Derbyshire, you
Profoundly Retarded Masturbating Monkey.

You're just a retarded kook who's melting down.

>> Point two:
>> The above posts are obvious forgeries by someone attempting
>> to cast the New Cabal in a bad light. Goodness knows, we've
>> seen plenty of that around here from you kooks lately.

> It's alwa<SMACKAKOOK!>

Considering that I don't run socks, considering that the
last time this happened, it was Fat Fred Hall trying to
forge the New Cabal (whereupon he melted down, frothed
mightily, then ran away, never to return), give that you
kooks have tried to forge me now what?... about a half-dozen
times now?

You're just a retarded kook who's melting down.

>> Point three:
>> Profoundly Retarded Masturbating Monkey.

>> Point four:
>> Melt, Profoundly Retarded Masturbating Monkey, melt.

> Ju<SMACKAKOOK!>

Proof, kook? Oh, your accusation is premised upon your
precondition of me being Derbyshire... given that I'm not,
your frothing meltdown fails.

In other words, you're just a retarded kook who's melting
down.

Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}

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Apr 30, 2013, 8:14:03 AM4/30/13
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Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt.
<snicker>

The Illucid Fuckwit Murphy (aka Thorny Crucifixi.), in
<news:nlNft.14129$zH4....@newsfe13.iad> did thusly write:

> On Tue, 30 Apr 2013 05:26:30 +0000 (UTC), The Profoundly Retarded
> Masturbating Monkey (aka A Banned Of Heroes, aka Robert Griffin)
> <laug...@u.kook> wrote in <XnsA1B29D1...@208.90.168.18>:

>> Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}
>> <FN...@altusenetkooks.xxx> wrote in
>> news:klnjo2$ah1$1...@newsfeed.x-privat.org:

>>> Point one:
>>> I'm not Paul, you Profoundly Retarded Masturbating Monkey.

>>You never admit you are, you fucking retard.

> That xPriv account is being shared.

Proof, kook?

> I read you have the
> **original owner** of the address on a hook here, not Paul.
> Paul lost his "Ken Wesson" sock (on xPriv) when the server
> went down requiring only foundation details to be used in posting.

Considering that you're the Illucid Fuckwit who spews
nothing but fantasy that originates entirely from your own
delusions, you'll be required to provide proof of any
assertions you make, kook.

>>> Point two:
>>> The above posts are obvious forgeries by someone attempting
>>> to cast the New Cabal in a bad light. Goodness knows, we've
>>> seen plenty of that around here from you kooks lately.

> All you got ?
> Try another song, the fat lady deflated on first breath of that one.

The last one to try it was Fat Fred Hall... right before he
melted down in epic manner, then ran away, never to return.

>> It's always someone else according to you, isn't it Paul? It's never Paul
>> Derbyshire who gets caught over and over morphing, spamming, and posting
>> from the same hostmasks and IPs and uses a dozen socks to screed foamy
>> denials when he - YOU - are caught and spanked.

> Now THAT is "seamus"... and a long history of same [BFG]

Except I'm not Derbyshire, Illucid Fuckwit.

>>> Point three:
>>> Profoundly Retarded Masturbating Monkey.
>>>
>>> Point four:
>>> Melt, Profoundly Retarded Masturbating Monkey, melt.

>> Just like a craven pussy would do - like when you forged a blind man, Paul.

Proof, kook? For the record, it was Fat Fred Hall who was
doing so to try to cast the New Cabal in a bad light,
whereupon he melted down and ran away.

> I concur they are both craven pussies, sharing a litterbox :-)

Illucid Fuckwit.

Siri Cruise

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Apr 30, 2013, 8:25:32 AM4/30/13
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In article <1l24mi8.why1cnwvpl6fN%sn...@dead.address.invalid>,
sn...@dead.address.invalid (Sn!pe) wrote:

> [fu2: ac; afn]
>
> A Banned Of Heroes <laug...@u.kook> wrote:
>
> [...]
>
> > >> >> > he messed up big time.
> > >> >> >
> > >> >> >
> > >> >> I agree wholeheartedly with this post.
> > >> >
> > >> > I concur as well.
> > >>
> > >> Do you concur while sucking his prick as well?
> > >
> > > No, that's your job.
> >
> > When he gets off his pail.
>
> Apparently Ken(si) kicked the bucket.

You realise that's going to stain the deck.
--
Mommy wants to take up a collection to send Daddy into space. Once he's
there Mommy says she might take up another collection to bring him back.
:-<> Siri Seal of Disavowal #000-001. Disavowed. Denied. Deleted.

Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries

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Apr 30, 2013, 11:06:32 AM4/30/13
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On Tue, 30 Apr 2013 02:32:02 +0000 (UTC), cipher
<cip...@nadegdaisakookboi.org> wrote:

<snip>

>But back to the holder of the FNVW office. I'm back after a long
>sabbatical called real life. Not my place to challenge the status of the
>current FNVW after a 12 year absence.

A FNVW can be appointed by a FNVWe when the office is vacant. A FNVWe
cannot remove a sitting FNVW. (Think of the chaos that would have
caused over the years.) I still think Peter was trolling--the same way
he trolled Fred--but it doesn't matter (except to the extent that I'm
a little worried about his extended online absence). Once he made the
appointment, it was done.

>FTR: I like Gary, I think he's a good guy. If he stumbles in the
>execution of his duties,

Something more than a stumble would be, for example, appointing a
kook's sock as the FNVW. Secretarial-type mistakes pale in comparison.

> that makes him human. I would think first to
>remove the beam from my own eye, the better to see the speck in his...

One might suspect that someone was taste-testing the sour grapes.
Unfortunate, that, given all the good beer in the fridge.

--
The internet: where pointing out the folly
of others is labeled bullying. Jessica Lewis
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%

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Apr 30, 2013, 11:21:35 AM4/30/13
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Sn!pe wrote:
> [ac; afn restored, fu2: ac; afn]
>
> Thorny Crucifixi. <theM...@Zion.rel> wrote:
>
>> On Tue, 30 Apr 2013 05:26:30 +0000 (UTC), A Banned Of Heroes
>> <laug...@u.kook> wrote in <XnsA1B29D1...@208.90.168.18>:
>>
>>> AUK's July 2012 Kook Of The Month, Paul G. Derbyshire AKA 'PegBoi
>>> Paul' The Outer Filthing, Real Lifing Dickhead {One Of Fourskin}
>>> <FN...@altusenetkooks.xxx> wrote in
>>> news:klnjo2$ah1$1...@newsfeed.x-privat.org:
>>>
>>>> Point one:
>>>> I'm not Paul<SLAP>
>>>
>>> You never admit you are, you fucking retard.
>>>
>> That xPriv account is being shared. I read you have the
>> **original owner** of the address on a hook here, not Paul.
>
> It looks that way to me. While I can't provide a poof cookie
> in this instance, it absolutely makes perfect sense.
>
>> Paul lost his "Ken Wesson" sock (on xPriv) when the server
>> went down requiring only foundation details to be used in posting.
>>
>>>> Point two:
>>>> The above posts are obvious forgeries by someone attempting
>>>> to cast the New Cabal in a bad light<SPANK>
>>>
>> All you got ?
>> Try another song, the fat lady deflated on first breath of that one.
>>
>>> It's always someone else according to you, isn't it Paul? It's
>>> never Paul Derbyshire who gets caught over and over morphing,
>>> spamming, and posting from the same hostmasks and IPs and uses a
>>> dozen socks to screed foamy denials when he - YOU - are caught and
>>> spanked.
>>>
>> Now THAT is "seamus"... and a long history of same [BFG]
>>
>>> Just like a craven pussy would do - like when you forged a blind
>>> man, Paul.
>>>
>> I concur they are both craven pussies, sharing a litterbox :-)
>
> Whoever would have thought that aliens could be so poorly
> toilet-trained, ewww...

that's caused by not getting enough salade
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Siri Cruise

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Apr 30, 2013, 11:57:53 AM4/30/13
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In article <1l25e5q.1qsokf21l4rt3xN%sn...@dead.address.invalid>,
sn...@dead.address.invalid (Sn!pe) wrote:

> Whoever would have thought that aliens could be so poorly
> toilet-trained, ewww...

Speaking of diarrhea I saw the GI Joe sequel. It was wonderfully bad. Bad plot,
bad characters, bad motivations. These kinds of movies are important because any
youtuber can look upon their works and rejoice that theirs is better.

At one point a character makes an Important and Unexpected Back Story Reveal.
All the characters in the scene were too cool to show surprise, so it appears
they all knew the reveal for a long time. The problem is the reveal would have
signficantly alter their motivations, so if they had known it all along, their
previous actions make no sense.

But it has lots of big explosions. Including an armorred vehicle with great big
windows instead of the usual inches of spaced steel plates.

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Sn!pe wrote:
> % <per...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>>> Whoever would have thought that aliens could be so poorly
>>> toilet-trained, ewww...
>>
>> that's caused by not getting enough salade
>
> Radishes.


sure why not

Sir Gregory Hall, Esq�

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Apr 30, 2013, 1:33:44 PM4/30/13
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"Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries" <rhonda...@earthling.net> wrote in
message news:klomk7$9tb$1...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com...

> One might suspect that someone was taste-testing the sour grapes.
> Unfortunate, that, given all the good beer in the fridge.

You probably require an abundant supply so as to try to
forget all your life-threatening problems.

--
Sir Gregory


kensi

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Apr 30, 2013, 2:29:40 PM4/30/13
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On 30/04/2013 1:21 AM, Sn!pe wrote:
> Apparently Ken(si) kicked the bucket.

What does your classic unsubstantiated and erroneous claim have to do
with OS/2, ko0ky?

--
"To explain the unknown by the known is a logical procedure; to explain
the known by the unknown is a form of theological lunacy." ~David Brooks
"I get fooled all the time by the constant hosiery parade
in here." ~Checkmate

kensi

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Apr 30, 2013, 2:31:28 PM4/30/13
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On 30/04/2013 3:33 AM, A Banned Of Heroes wrote:
> Nadegda wrote in <klnmvc$p0g$9...@dont-email.me>:
...
> Bored now.

Aww, running away again so soon, kOok? And here we thought the fun was
just beginning.

*snicker*

Sir Gregory Hall, Esq�

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"kensi" <kkensi...@gmail.invalid> wrote in
message news:klp2m0$s7s$5...@speranza.aioe.org...

> *snicker*

Go away! <<<PLONK>>>


Sir Gregory Hall, Esq�

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"kensi" <kkensi...@gmail.invalid> wrote in
message news:klp2ik$s7s$3...@speranza.aioe.org...

> What does your classic unsubstantiated and erroneous claim have to do with
> OS/2, ko0ky?


Boring! <<<plonk>>>


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