ED CONRAD DIES A MARTYR FOR TRUTH

[Intrepid]

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MAHANOY CITY, Pa.. (Rueters) -- The
world's greatest discoverer is DEAD.
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Ed Conrad, a modern rendition of
both Galileo and Copernicus (but a whole
lot smarter) suddenly passed away in
agony today after eating a slice of Humble
Pie.
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The missing slice is the one that killed Our Hero.
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http://diapersanddivinity.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/humblepie.png
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"Whether Ed choked or was poisoned,
we can't say yet," a Schuylkill County detective
told Sean "Ins" Hannity of Fox News. "All we
know is that Ed Conrad art in Heaven."
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An investigation is currently underway
which will be rather difficult because Ed had
no known enemies . . . except for those biased
Establishment kowtowers -- arrogant, ignorant
excuses for "Seekers of Truth" -- who haver
long have been masquerading as "honest
scientists."
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TMZ, reporting the obituary, notied that
Penn State University plans to erect a huge
bronze statue of Ed on the very same spot
where Joe Paterno's once stood.
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Conrad, who many in science had long
considered a Looney Tune, ha discovered
petrified human remains between anthracite
coal veins that have proven beyond all doubt
that the theory of man's evolution is a farce.
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MAN AS OLD AS COAL
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.fan.ed-conrad/msg/522305f02e955b66
http://www.edconrad.com
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If that weren't enough, the Ignorant Prick
then came up with the undeniable scientific
evidence that you don't die when you're dead
-- and that the Supreme Bean is a very nice
guy, even though you can't see His face
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http://www.edconrad.org
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This is a recent FBI file photo of Ed (and
I'm sure we all agree that he looks like a dead
ringer for a young, handsome Clark Gable).
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Dartboard.jpg
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THESE CRAPPY POEMS WERE FOUND IN ED'S POCKET
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< GREAT BALLS OF FIRE
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Ed's dead, you said!
I hope it's true!
It's time for celebration.
He's squeezed our balls
'Til black and blue
And I've run out of medication.
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http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/72/The_scrotum071007.jpg
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< CRIME IN RHYME
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Evolutionists, their interests SO vested,
And Poor Truth, for TOO long molested
Their deceit and deception
Near the point of perfection
If it were my call, they'd ALL be arrested.
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< TRUTH SERUM
All hail to those Scoundrels of Science
Denying truth with incredible defiance
Their crap they just love
But, of it, they can shove
Too bad Poor Truth is one of their clients
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< TERSE VERSE
Please excuse me for being SO brash
Calling the Theory of Evolution trash
Even the peudos know well
That their game's but a shell
And soon we can expect it to crash.
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< NAP TIME
If physical anthropologists smelled like a rose,
We'd have no reason to clothespin our nose.
But when their integrity is lacking
And Truth has been sent packing
We can either fight them or continue to doze.
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< SMELLS LIKE HELL
The pseudos, right at home in the sewers
Seeking truth, they're don't-ers, not do-ers.
May they go to their grave
With a giant stinkin' wave.
PHEW! Their stench will linger past New Year's
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TOO MANY VERMIN IN HALLS OF LEARNIN'
Look what's happened to our Halls of Learnin'
More proof added that we're filled with vermin.
Ed's keeps putting nails in their coffin
They try like hell but just can't stop 'im.
They're scared stiff which is why they're squirmin'
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< MOANS OF CLONES
As expected, they'll be more grunts and groans
Whenever they're challenged by petrified bones
The pseudos, sure know
That their theory ain't so
Yet just hatet when called Establishment Clones
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The anthros, with interests so vested
And Poor Truth, for so long detested.
Their deceit and deception
Near the point of perfection
Their integrity? Supremely infested!