Re: 2PD-FRITOS
Dr. Jackanapes MD/PhD
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Father Haskell said...
> On Apr 13, 8:33 pm, St. Jackanapes <jwe...@jscsjcdjs.com> wrote:
> > In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Father Haskell said...
> >
> > > Will it work?
> >
> > No. Too much cardboard. Try instead 2PD TWINKY.
>
> Does that have enough hydrogenated fat since Hostess
> changed the filling recipe from lard and sugar? Would 2PD
> CRISCO be a worthwhile alternative?
The cellulose gum in Twinky's make it an excellent way to lose weight!
Cellulose gum can absorb 15 to 20 times its own weight in water and can
actually float on water. Cellulose gum is one of the main reasons why
Twinkies will be the only edible food source after a nuclear holocaust.
It holds the water in the filling and plumps it up with out using fat,
like real cream. But the best thing about a Twinky is the buttery
flavor. It's the same buttery smell & flavor you smell in movie theater
popcorn - but it's not really butter at all! You know when you nuke a
bag of popcorn in the microwave? The buttery smell goes everywhere. It's
not butter - it's the deadly chemical Diacetyl blamed for the
occupational hazard known as "Popcorn Worker's Lung" - Yummy! If that
can't knock off those troublesome last few pounds, nothing will.
Read up: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diacetyl
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Father Haskell
wrote:
> In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Father Haskell said...
>
> > On Apr 13, 8:33 pm, St. Jackanapes <jwe...@jscsjcdjs.com> wrote:
> > > In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Father Haskell said...
>
> > > > Will it work?
>
> > > No. Too much cardboard. Try instead 2PD TWINKY.
>
> > Does that have enough hydrogenated fat since Hostess
> > changed the filling recipe from lard and sugar? Would 2PD
> > CRISCO be a worthwhile alternative?
>
> The cellulose gum in Twinky's make it an excellent way to lose weight!
> Cellulose gum can absorb 15 to 20 times its own weight in water and can
> actually float on water. Cellulose gum is one of the main reasons why
> Twinkies will be the only edible food source after a nuclear holocaust.
> It holds the water in the filling and plumps it up with out using fat,
> like real cream. But the best thing about a Twinky is the buttery
> flavor. It's the same buttery smell & flavor you smell in movie theater
> popcorn - but it's not really butter at all! You know when you nuke a
> bag of popcorn in the microwave? The buttery smell goes everywhere. It's
> not butter - it's the deadly chemical Diacetyl blamed for the
> occupational hazard known as "Popcorn Worker's Lung" - Yummy! If that
> can't knock off those troublesome last few pounds, nothing will.
>
> Read up:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diacetyl
There's a spice factory across town from me which makes popcorn
flavoring.
The air reeks like a movie theater. The odor seems to collect in low
lying
areas, creating dense, almost eye-burning pockets of stench.
St. Jockofgrapes
"Father Haskell" <father...@yahoo.com> wrote in message news:1176655493.4...@b75g2000hsg.googlegroups.com...
Nope!
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