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McDonald's Happy Hour Rip-Offs

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Just Visiting

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Apr 10, 2010, 4:02:13 PM4/10/10
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Please be aware that you will get less portions when you order the
Happy Hour specials. They still don't have the french fry measuring
machines working yet. Good luck!

Larry

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Apr 10, 2010, 8:26:40 PM4/10/10
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Do they have Dr. Pepper? That's the real question!

Just Visiting

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Apr 11, 2010, 5:23:47 PM4/11/10
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No, they don't have Dr. Pepper BUT they DO have Dr Pepper. (Look very
closely 'cuz it's a legal thing.) However, it's watered down. Coke
goes better with Big Macs anyway.

Larry

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Apr 11, 2010, 8:03:50 PM4/11/10
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Watered down? That slanderous. Been to the Cheesecake Factory lately
to bitch at the managers?

BobS

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Apr 12, 2010, 12:47:50 PM4/12/10
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At McDonalds and most other fast food joints LESS is better.

R. McDonald

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Apr 12, 2010, 7:40:06 PM4/12/10
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"BobS" <krisker...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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I'll let you know when less is better. It's a damn good thing you don't work
in our product development department.

In the interests of MORE, we are developing a new product, which is a
frozen double chocolate custard shake with six McDoubles, three large fries,
2 apple pies, and four Egg McMuffins added in and mixed up in a blender to
an appetizing glob. Then we add more chocolate and whipped cream and a
cherry, to be sure it appeals to kids.

It will be called the McMessashitnstuff.

You can get one free tomorrow, but only at participating locations, which
cannot be revealed due to marketing policy protecting new products. You'll
just have to ask for a McMessashitnstuff and see if they have it.

Your Pal,

Ron
AFF-F President-For-Life and Boss Of You


lil abner

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Apr 13, 2010, 12:28:07 AM4/13/10
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All their drinks taste like bubble gum or chemicals. I'm surprised that
Coca Cola is not protecting their trade marks.
A lot of Customers buy the drinks and just throw them out the window
down the road. It is too much trouble to go back to the window. When you
do go back they offer to get the drink from another dispenser.
No matter what the drink is supposed to be it still taste like the same
crap with a slight tint of something different.

zeez

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Apr 14, 2010, 12:14:04 PM4/14/10
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Yeah people just want sKKKarcity in their lives.

Jerry Sauk

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May 2, 2010, 5:19:25 PM5/2/10
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"lil abner" <@daisey.mae> wrote in message
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You damn stupid idiot they are throwing the EMPTY cup's out the window, not
full one's!!!!!!!!!!!! Soda is the country's most popular beverage BY FAR,
all fast-food restourant's have it.


Bertt Farve

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May 3, 2010, 1:09:56 AM5/3/10
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"Jerry Sauk" <jerr...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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You're a massive dork.

Bertt


Robert

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May 3, 2010, 7:56:36 AM5/3/10
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"Jerry Sauk" <jerr...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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Beer is the most popular.

Robert


Lou Decruss

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May 3, 2010, 9:42:48 PM5/3/10
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Ever heard of something called water? Folks in many parts of the
world would love to have a glass of good clean water but you want
yours with a cup of sugar in it. You're a freak sauk.

Lou

Lou Decruss

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May 3, 2010, 9:44:21 PM5/3/10
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On Mon, 3 May 2010 00:09:56 -0500, "Bertt Farve" <qu...@dramaland.com>
wrote:

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>"Jerry Sauk" <jerr...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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>> You damn stupid idiot they are throwing the EMPTY cup's out the window,
>> not
>> full one's!!!!!!!!!!!! Soda is the country's most popular beverage BY
>> FAR,
>> all fast-food restourant's have it.
>>
>>
>
>You're a massive dork.
>
>Bertt
>

Actually jerry has a tiny little dork. It's his belly that's massive.

Lou

Jerry Sauk

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May 9, 2010, 9:49:09 PM5/9/10
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"Bertt Farve" <qu...@dramaland.com> wrote in message
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Insttead of calling me name's, could I trouble you to say what drink is MORE
populer then soda?

Or would that require to admit your wrong?!


Jerry Sauk

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May 9, 2010, 9:53:41 PM5/9/10
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"Robert" <racemaildro...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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But, nobody under 21 can drink it so, if you factar that in, soda is more
popular.


Robert

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May 10, 2010, 2:29:52 AM5/10/10
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"Jerry Sauk" <jerr...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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Soda is maybe in fourth place. The three leaders are Alcohol, Coffee, and
Tea.

People everywhere start their day with many multiple cups of coffee. and The
Chinese and British can't get through a day with out their Tea.

Robert


Robert

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May 10, 2010, 2:16:50 AM5/10/10
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"Jerry Sauk" <jerr...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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Beer!

Robert


Jerry Sauk

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May 23, 2010, 2:31:49 PM5/23/10
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"Robert" <racemaildro...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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So that's two country's compared to the rest of the world that drinks soda,
multiple can's a day compared with just hte two cup's of coffee. And,
Alcohol isn't a drink dammit, it's a ingredient.


Jerry Sauk

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May 23, 2010, 2:29:14 PM5/23/10
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"Robert" <racemaildro...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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Wrong. People under 21 cant even drink it, there's no way it's more popular
then soda.


Stormmee

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Jun 26, 2010, 2:04:13 PM6/26/10
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"aren't supposed to " is different than "can't" or don't" Lee, who learned
she was allergic to beer at the age of 16

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Stormmee

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Jun 26, 2010, 2:02:44 PM6/26/10
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I don't even drink beer and I know that, Lee

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Stormmee

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Jun 26, 2010, 2:05:48 PM6/26/10
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and its legal in many countries for children to drink it, in Germany i think
the age is 14, and beer is served at mcd there, Lee

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