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Robert

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May 14, 2008, 5:39:45 PM5/14/08
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May 15 only

Get a free chicken sandwich with the purchase of a medium or large drink.
total cost $1.00 + tax

Only $1.00 because all drinks at McDonald's are the same price here.

Robert


kilikini

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May 14, 2008, 6:08:23 PM5/14/08
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I just went to their website and checked it out. Yep, they're advertising
their new fried chicken sandwich with pickles. They're copying Chick-fil-A
to a "T".

Here's the ad:

"All hail, the perfect sandwich. So simple, so juicy, so perfectly
seasoned, lightly breaded all white meat chicken topped with two pickles and
served on an oh, so steamy buttery tasting bun. Rejoice for the sandwich so
simple, it's glorious."

That's Chick-fil-A, sorry McD's. Our Winn-Dixie makes one like that, too,
and personally I prefer Winn-Dixie's to Chick-fil-A. I did see the ad at
the bottom of the page, that the sandwich is free tomorrow with the purchase
of a large or medium drink. I may just try it for kicks, but if it's
anything like Winn-Dixie or Chick-fil-A, it needs something....like lettuce
and tomato, perhaps.

Sorry, but a fried chicken patty, a couple of pickles and a dry bun, just
doesn't do it for me. Give me swiss cheese, lettuce and tomato and we'll
talk. Throw on some bacon and we may do just more than talk. LOL.

kili


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DK

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May 14, 2008, 6:55:34 PM5/14/08
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Nice! Another birthday present!

-dk

DK

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May 14, 2008, 6:56:43 PM5/14/08
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Mayo is also available to properly lubricate the sandwich if the cheese
doesn't do it for you.

-dk

kilikini

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May 14, 2008, 7:27:21 PM5/14/08
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Sqwertz wrote:

> kilikini <kili...@NOSPAMhotmail.com> wrote:
>
>> it needs something....like lettuce
>> and tomato, perhaps.
>
> It needs mayo, at least. Especially for the breakfast chicken on a
> biscuit, which are so dry they're a choking hazard.
>
> -sw

I'll agree with you on that one. Fried chicken on a biscuit? I'll pass.

kili


kilikini

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May 14, 2008, 7:27:59 PM5/14/08
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Is tomorrow your birthday???? Gosh, darn it, Happy Birthday, cousin!

kili


kilikini

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May 14, 2008, 7:29:42 PM5/14/08
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Do you keep that in your glove box or dashboard, too? <vbeg>

kili


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hamburger helper

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May 14, 2008, 9:28:10 PM5/14/08
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"kilikini" <kili...@NOSPAMhotmail.com> wrote in message
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Sheeit, back in the late 80's college days, Hardee's had a dry chicken
biscuit breakfast sandwich. That was some good shit. Of course, we were
drunk and poor and stupid.

HH


TFM®

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May 14, 2008, 10:16:41 PM5/14/08
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"hamburger helper" <not...@nothing.com> wrote in message
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Hardees still has a dry ass biscuit. As much as I hate to say it, McD's has
a much greasier biscuit, using whatever lube they use in the mix.


TFM® - Probably petroleum based.

DK

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May 15, 2008, 7:09:55 PM5/15/08
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Just another day in paradise...

-dk

DK

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May 15, 2008, 7:10:43 PM5/15/08
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Center console, actually. Hellman's currently.

-dk

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Scott

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May 16, 2008, 9:12:33 AM5/16/08
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Make sure you keep it in a bag of ice so it doesn't go bad

TFM®

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May 16, 2008, 9:50:35 AM5/16/08
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"Scott" <sws...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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Just like they do at the grocery store, eh? Dumbass!

Mayo doesn't go bad on it's own if it's sealed. It's the contaminants
introduced to it that cause the bacterial reaction.


TFM®

Scott

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May 16, 2008, 9:55:34 AM5/16/08
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You actually thought I was serious?

DK

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May 16, 2008, 7:33:34 PM5/16/08
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Sqwertz wrote:
> DK <intrc...@999gmail.com> wrote:
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>> Nice! Another birthday present!
>
> Happy 14th birthday, Dan!
>
> -sw

Thanks, Uncle Steve! When you get done banging my Mom can you show me
how to use that new XBox you bought me?

-dk

DK

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May 16, 2008, 7:34:42 PM5/16/08
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He takes his May very seriously.

-dk

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DK

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May 16, 2008, 8:05:29 PM5/16/08
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Shawn Hirn wrote:
> In article <140508.17373...@sqwertz.com>,
> Sqwertz <swe...@clemail.compost> wrote:
>> http://cep.mcdonalds.com/foodnews/biscuit/
>>
>> 7am-10:30am get a chicken biscuit. 10:30am to 7pm get a sandwich.
>>
>> Considering I don't drink soda, I'd still be paying about $1.30 for
>> that sandwich. And they their soda practically for free, so they're
>> not losing any money on this promotion.
>
> McDonalds does sell ice tea and light lemon aid.

He's into the "fruity" drinks and hard liquor. Let's leave it at that.

-dk

Paco's Tacos

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May 16, 2008, 8:22:13 PM5/16/08
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"Sqwertz" <swe...@clemail.compost> wrote in message
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> kilikini <kili...@NOSPAMhotmail.com> wrote:
>
>> Do you keep that in your glove box or dashboard, too? <vbeg>
>
> I usually have mayo in my backpack. The grocery store deli has a
> bin of the single serve packets and I always grab an 5-10 when I'm
> there. And their salsa, too. Both are very good for single serve
> packets and very handy.
>
> And they're free, best of all.
>
> -sw

Steve, thats' steeling. Iwould sue you fro steeling thing's from public
propirty.

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Paco's Tacos

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May 17, 2008, 8:24:49 PM5/17/08
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"Sqwertz" <swe...@cuemail.compost> wrote in message
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> Paco's Tacos <dril...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
>> "Sqwertz" <swe...@clemail.compost> wrote in message
>> news:140508.19494...@sqwertz.com...
>>> kilikini <kili...@NOSPAMhotmail.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>> Do you keep that in your glove box or dashboard, too? <vbeg>
>>>
>>> I usually have mayo in my backpack. The grocery store deli has a
>>> bin of the single serve packets and I always grab an 5-10 when I'm
>>> there. And their salsa, too. Both are very good for single serve
>>> packets and very handy.
>>>
>>> And they're free, best of all.
>>
>> Steve, thats' steeling. Iwould sue you fro steeling thing's from public
>> propirty.
>
> I'm from Pittsburgh. I'm a big fan of the Steelers. Everyone from
> Pittsburgh does it. We were born that way. It's in our jeans.
>
> -sw

You are just lucky that Jerry (R.I.P.) and his re-incarnation would have no
interest in this conversation because mayo and salsa aren't real food, thier
condoments. He/she/it/they would sue the genes off of you.

Paco's Tacos

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May 17, 2008, 8:40:45 PM5/17/08
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"DK" <intrc...@999gmail.com> wrote in message
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There may be a few other family members he has to "service" before he gets
to you. I've heard that his sexual appetite nearly equals the late Jerry's
(R.I.P.) former taco appetite.

DK

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May 17, 2008, 9:05:40 PM5/17/08
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Impossible. Sex hasn't killed killed SW *yet*.

-dk

Paco's Tacos

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May 18, 2008, 10:57:13 PM5/18/08
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"DK" <intrc...@999gmail.com> wrote in message
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I said >nearly< equal. Besides, excessive taco consumption reportedly
wasn't the cause of Jerry's (R.I.P.) demise. He died under much more
mysterious circumstances.

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