Re: Re-heating Jerry (was: Re-heating pizza)
Paco
"Sqwertz" <swe...@cluemail.compost> wrote in message
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> DK <intrc...@111gmail.com> wrote:
>
>> Yes it did. So we're admitting he's alive? I guess we should since he
>> will be dead soon anyway if he keeps up his current lifestyle - or lack
>> of.
>
> Nobody ever believed he was dead anyway. Well, except for Jerry
> himself.
>
> We could always revive him, then kill him again when the time comes.
> Think he'll agree to that?
>
> -sw
You do realize that if we admit that he isn't dead, he'll do an "end zone
dance" ranting and raving that he was right again and has yet to lose an
argument here. I think we need to think this through. But, I ain't
apologizing for him being dead. Do you think he knows we're conspiring
against him from his kill file?
-sw
Mike
"Paco" <bakedi...@yoohoo.com> wrote in message
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that should shape his gorilla ass up in no time
DK
> DK <intrc...@111gmail.com> wrote:
>
>> Yes it did. So we're admitting he's alive? I guess we should since he
>> will be dead soon anyway if he keeps up his current lifestyle - or lack of.
>
> Nobody ever believed he was dead anyway. Well, except for Jerry
> himself.
>
> We could always revive him, then kill him again when the time comes.
> Think he'll agree to that?
>
> -sw
Does he have a choice?
-dk
Paco
"Sqwertz" <swe...@cluemail.compost> wrote in message
> for the next Cabal meeting. Are we meeting at the Wendy's or the
> Burger King this week?
>
> -sw
Thank you. Why not the usual place? Taco Bell's dining room. We know he
won't come inside. And he may provide some new ammunition as he gets his
car pushed through the drive-thru 6 times during our 1 hour meeting. We can
all raise up our cups of water as he passes by.
-sw
Paco
"Mike" <rnr_cons...@comcast.net> wrote in message
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That would result in only a 10% reduction in his daily consumption, barely
enough to make a difference.
-sw
Sqwertz
We could keep killing him and bringing him back to life like Micheal
Myers, Freddie Kreuger, and Chuckie.
The Return of Jerry Sauk
The Curse of Jerry Sauk
Jerry's Dead: The Final Taco
Jerry H20: 20 Pounds Later...
The Bride of Jerry (gee, who could we get to co-star in *this* one?)
etc...
-sw
Paco
"Sqwertz" <swe...@cluemail.compost> wrote in message
> for the next Cabal meeting. Are we meeting at the Wendy's or the
> Burger King this week?
>
> -sw
Another aspect needs to be discussed at "the meeting". If we do resurrect
Jerry (R.I.P.), sorry the R.I.P. thing is just force of habit, how will he
know about it? We're all in his kill file. Well, except maybe for Steve.
You'll have to be our emissary. Kili won't do it because she's too "nice",
and she's not invited to "the meeting" anyway. Somebody will have to get
our sentences commuted.
And then we can start all over again... BWAHAHAHAHA!
-sw
Scott
He's too busy now working on his latest installment in the fast food
westerns series, A Mouthful of Tacos.
Robert
"Scott" <sws...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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I though the western was a remake of the good bad and the ugly?
I think he called it Steve, jerry and jenny go to taco bell.
Robert
Scott
Oh yeah, that's where J&J pick up a hitchhiker (Steve) in the drive-thru
line and he becomes obsessed with watching those two pig out. Highly
controversial because of the excess grossness.
Robert
Actually J&J are the alpha male and female guarding their horde. The real
grossness starts when the food runs out and the couple still hungry turn
their feeding frenzy to poor Steve.
Robert