Case in point - Ice
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The guy riding with me asked me to stop for some ice. I didn't hear him.
10 minutes later he asked me if I was going to stop for ice. (he wanted to
make a mixed drink)
I said, "Sure, I'll stop at the Taco Bell".
He said, "They'll only give you a small cup of ice."
I said, "You have to ask for a large cup."
Maybe it's a Florida thing, but we can go to any fast food joint around
here, go through the drive through and request ice water and it's on the
house.
I like to take a shit in McDonalds as well.
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"Sqwertz" <swe...@cluemail.compost> wrote in message
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> TFM® <hillbi...@tampabay.rr.com> wrote:
>
>> I was driving back from Orlando to Zephyrhills.
>>
>> The guy riding with me asked me to stop for some ice. I didn't hear him.
>> 10 minutes later he asked me if I was going to stop for ice. (he wanted
>> to
>> make a mixed drink)
>
> What kind of pussy you hauling that can't drink it straight?
> No wonder you didn't hear him.
Yeah, I never understood that either. I respect him because he's been the
hardest working mother fucker (literally) I've ever met.
>
>> Maybe it's a Florida thing, but we can go to any fast food joint around
>> here, go through the drive through and request ice water and it's on the
>> house.
>
> You can't ask for free ice-water in most parts of the country. I'm
> a Siberian ice-water hound and there's no way in hell that they'll
> give it to your for free in 82.76% of the restaurants. And never at
> a Quickie-Mart since 1988.
One of these days the ol' Lady will scan the receipt. Florida rocks in that
you can get free water almost anywhere and public shitters are mandatory.
You can't smoke anywhere, but you can take a shit in the grocery store.
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