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THE BOOK OF SQWERTS: REPOSTED BY REQUEST.
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Jerry Sauk
Apr 29, 2013, 3:03:47 PM4/29/13
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For the those of you who think that Steve is only a troll, and not a actual
idiot, read the following UPDATED quote's and decide for yourself.
"50 late night taco's is no problem for me"
"Nacho cheese has no cheese in it"
"Macoroni and cheese has no cheese in it."
"I drink a pint of gin with only 12 ounces of Soda."
"Taco Bell is private property"
"It was probably me who wrote all those Encyclopedia articles"
"You should listen to our opinions, because me, geoff, and Tim are the Three
smartest men on Usenet" (Geoff or Tim might have actually said this first,
but steve agreed with it)
"Your weight doesn't afffect how many calories you need a day."
"Taco bell is private property"
"I had three women at one time last night" (despite the fact that he managed
to find the time to read alt-fast-food and post to it that very same nite)
"I only eat at Mcdonald's 2 times a year, even though there is one right
near my house."
"Yes I know the guy in the picture is too good looking to be me, and I know
you won't believe it, but it is really me, and I can prove it."
"Less then 10% of my travel is by car"
"I always order water in restaurant's"
"I have other groups to troll" (Proof that he's a troll)
#1 qoute: "I never said I hate fast-food show me where I said I hate it"
"Fast-food beef has cow shit in it"
"Special Souce is Sperm"
"Oats and Oatmeal is teh same thing"
idiot, read the following UPDATED quote's and decide for yourself.
"50 late night taco's is no problem for me"
"Nacho cheese has no cheese in it"
"Macoroni and cheese has no cheese in it."
"I drink a pint of gin with only 12 ounces of Soda."
"Taco Bell is private property"
"It was probably me who wrote all those Encyclopedia articles"
"You should listen to our opinions, because me, geoff, and Tim are the Three
smartest men on Usenet" (Geoff or Tim might have actually said this first,
but steve agreed with it)
"Your weight doesn't afffect how many calories you need a day."
"Taco bell is private property"
"I had three women at one time last night" (despite the fact that he managed
to find the time to read alt-fast-food and post to it that very same nite)
"I only eat at Mcdonald's 2 times a year, even though there is one right
near my house."
"Yes I know the guy in the picture is too good looking to be me, and I know
you won't believe it, but it is really me, and I can prove it."
"Less then 10% of my travel is by car"
"I always order water in restaurant's"
"I have other groups to troll" (Proof that he's a troll)
#1 qoute: "I never said I hate fast-food show me where I said I hate it"
"Fast-food beef has cow shit in it"
"Special Souce is Sperm"
"Oats and Oatmeal is teh same thing"
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Ronald McDonald
Apr 30, 2013, 2:01:47 PM4/30/13
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Steve's spelling, grammar, and punctuation are generally correct. There is
no way in hell he wrote that shit above which is chock full of stupidass
mistakes of the precise, exact kind YOU make all the time. It screams "Jerry
wrote this".
You're the only one here stupid enough to try to make up fake evidence
without bothering to disguise your own telltale habitual mistakes.
That constitutes proof that you made all that shit up. Even if it seems like
Steve said those things at some time, vague recollections are not evidence.
The evidence is now written in stone and there is only one conclusion
available. You're lying again.
I'm thinking of banning you from my restaurants by killfiling you. <snicker>
Ronald P McDonald
Jerry Sauk
May 1, 2013, 1:40:18 AM5/1/13
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"Sqwertz" <swe...@cluemail.compost> wrote in message
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> others you've modified so that they are outright lies. You just can't
> help but lie, can you?
I never claimed I didn't put them in my own word's. If I left them
original, we'd all be here all night re4ading them the wasy you post.
>
> Show me where I said I can eat 50 "taco's" in one night.
That an OLDIE,but it's 100% percent true.
> Good Luck! And thanks for confirming that you DO know how to use
> Google if you want - so no more excuses about WE should go Google
> something. That is now YOUR responsibility.
Steve you moran, I never said I didn't know how to use google. and B>) I
didn't get that from google anyway, it's SAFELY stoared on my personal
folder on my hard drive.
Elmont P. Silbernisk
May 1, 2013, 9:32:00 AM5/1/13
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Jimson y'Barent
May 1, 2013, 6:09:08 PM5/1/13
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On Tue, 30 Apr 2013 23:40:18 -0600, "Jerry Sauk"
<jerr...@hotmail.com> wrote:
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>Steve you moran, I never said I didn't know how to use google. and B>) I
>didn't get that from google anyway, it's SAFELY stoared on my personal
>folder on my hard drive.
>
Fuck, and here I always thought that Sam's surname was Spurtz or
<jerr...@hotmail.com> wrote:
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>Steve you moran, I never said I didn't know how to use google. and B>) I
>didn't get that from google anyway, it's SAFELY stoared on my personal
>folder on my hard drive.
>
something, not Moran. Anybody out there remember Tod Moran, deck
officer on a cargo ship in a series of boys adventure books? Read �m
when I was about 11 or so, ship was the tramp steamer "Nanking",
Captain Jarvis commanding. Author IIRC Hwward Pease.
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Jerry Sauk
May 2, 2013, 3:42:51 AM5/2/13
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"Ronald McDonald" <Ron...@McDonalds.com> wrote in message
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ever SINGLE quote is genuaine, and can be googled.
Earl
May 4, 2013, 9:59:49 PM5/4/13
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Jerry Sauk wrote:
> I never claimed that I didn't edit the quote's tos save time/space. But
> ever SINGLE quote is genuaine, and can be googled.
>
>
Once again, you are correct.
> I never claimed that I didn't edit the quote's tos save time/space. But
> ever SINGLE quote is genuaine, and can be googled.
>
>
Jammy Toe
May 6, 2013, 10:59:46 AM5/6/13
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Jerry Sauk <jerr...@hotmail.com> cluelessly repeated himself:
> Steve you moran,
Money can't buy this kind of entertainment.
> Steve you moran,
Money can't buy this kind of entertainment.
Ronald McDonald
May 6, 2013, 11:04:54 AM5/6/13
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the search terms I should use to find them? Give us some help here, because
otherwise everyone still thinks you're a liar. Millions of AFF-F readers...
everyone!
RPM
CEC
MII
Jerry Sauk
May 6, 2013, 5:29:17 PM5/6/13
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"Ronald McDonald" <Ron...@McDonalds.com> wrote in message
grade-school children in your nieghborhood to help you, then just pick a
quote, any one, and I would be happy to google it FOR you and post a link,
just to PROVE that all these quote's are REAL.
Zilbandy
May 6, 2013, 11:21:15 PM5/6/13
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On Mon, 6 May 2013 15:29:17 -0600, "Jerry Sauk"
<jerr...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> nieghborhood
Look it up. You spelled it wrong.
--
Zilbandy
Robert
May 7, 2013, 12:29:39 AM5/7/13
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"Jerry Sauk" <jerr...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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Robert
Jerry Sauk
May 7, 2013, 5:32:29 AM5/7/13
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"Robert" <racemaildro...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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google yourself, do you not? Now stop trying to butt-in like a attention
starved 10-year-old.
Robert
May 7, 2013, 9:22:35 AM5/7/13
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As for butting in. This is a public group you post a message too and anyone
has the right to respond.
So now provide a cite or STFU.
Robert
has the right to respond.
So now provide a cite or STFU.
Robert
Ronald McDonald
May 7, 2013, 12:50:06 PM5/7/13
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1. "I had three women at one time last night"
2. The group rules which you claimed can be googled.
If you can't do both, have fun with number 1 because I know number 2 scares
the shit out of you, since it would expose you as a liar, and you will
therefore make up some excuse to avoid it.
RPM.
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Jerry Sauk
May 7, 2013, 5:37:28 PM5/7/13
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"Ronald McDonald" <Ron...@McDonalds.com> wrote in message
was you "claimed" to have 3 women in one night? If you do that for me, that
should be acceptable to Ronald, and, will save me the trouble of googling
it.
As for googling the group rule's, well that wasn't part of the book of
Sqwertz. But I have been posting rule's since you started posted here..
only an idiot couldv'e missed them.
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Ronald McDonald
May 8, 2013, 12:10:59 PM5/8/13
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Sqwertz <swe...@cluemail.compost> wrote:
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> -sw
Jerry, I would like an intergoogle for the 50 tacos story please.
Ron
> On Tue, 7 May 2013 11:50:06 -0500, Ronald McDonald wrote:
>
>> OK, I would like TWO googles please...
>> 1. "I had three women at one time last night"
>> 2. The group rules which you claimed can be googled.
>
> Please request the quote where I ate 50 tacos in one night.
>
>> OK, I would like TWO googles please...
>> 1. "I had three women at one time last night"
>> 2. The group rules which you claimed can be googled.
>
>
> -sw
Jerry, I would like an intergoogle for the 50 tacos story please.
Ron
Ronald McDonald
May 8, 2013, 12:18:45 PM5/8/13
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YOU made a promise to me. Surely you aren't trying to back out of it, are
you? Hmm?
Put up, or shut up.
Ronald P McDonald
Jerry Sauk
May 8, 2013, 5:09:21 PM5/8/13
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I WOULD BE HAPPY TO. see the separate posting.
Jerry Sauk
May 8, 2013, 5:12:38 PM5/8/13
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"Ronald McDonald" <Ron...@McDonalds.com> wrote in message
Jerry Sauk
May 8, 2013, 5:13:28 PM5/8/13
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"Ronald McDonald" <Ron...@McDonalds.com> wrote in message
was just to dman stupid to realize it. (and save *me* a lot of hassle in the
progress)
Jerry Sauk
May 8, 2013, 5:12:01 PM5/8/13
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"Sqwertz" <swe...@cluemail.compost> wrote in message
> On Tue, 7 May 2013 15:37:28 -0600, Jerry Sauk wrote:
>
>> "Ronald McDonald" <Ron...@McDonalds.com> wrote in message
>> news:518930c2$0$61714$862e...@ngroups.net...
>
>> "Ronald McDonald" <Ron...@McDonalds.com> wrote in message
>>
>>> OK, I would like TWO googles please...
>>> 1. "I had three women at one time last night"
>>> 2. The group rules which you claimed can be googled.
>>>
>>> If you can't do both, have fun with number 1 because I know number 2
>>> scares the shit out of you, since it would expose you as a liar, and you
>>> will therefore make up some excuse to avoid it.
>>>
>>> RPM.
>>
>> Steve? would you care to save me a little time and bragg about how true
>> it
>> was you "claimed" to have 3 women in one night? If you do that for me,
>> that
>> should be acceptable to Ronald, and, will save me the trouble of googling
>> it.
>
> <yawn> Go fuck yourself. Look it up and make good on your offer,
>>> OK, I would like TWO googles please...
>>> 1. "I had three women at one time last night"
>>> 2. The group rules which you claimed can be googled.
>>>
>>> If you can't do both, have fun with number 1 because I know number 2
>>> scares the shit out of you, since it would expose you as a liar, and you
>>> will therefore make up some excuse to avoid it.
>>>
>>> RPM.
>>
>> Steve? would you care to save me a little time and bragg about how true
>> it
>> was you "claimed" to have 3 women in one night? If you do that for me,
>> that
>> should be acceptable to Ronald, and, will save me the trouble of googling
>> it.
>
> Shitstain.
>
> -sw
I WOULD BE HAPPY TO. see sewparate posting. Oh and BTW Steve I was
offering the opputunity for you to brag about your one-night stand, and
persoanlly admitting you did it, which would work for both of us since it
would save me a lot of work and time. But I see your just to damn stupid
top realize what I did for you.
Ronald McDonald
May 8, 2013, 6:33:30 PM5/8/13
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provide it. That's why you tried to change it.
Ronny Mac
Ronald McDonald
May 8, 2013, 6:34:34 PM5/8/13
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Jerry Sauk
May 8, 2013, 7:47:34 PM5/8/13
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"Ronald McDonald" <Ron...@McDonalds.com> wrote in message
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Jerry Sauk
May 8, 2013, 10:12:58 PM5/8/13
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"Sqwertz" <swe...@cluemail.compost> wrote in message
> On Wed, 8 May 2013 15:12:01 -0600, Jerry Sauk wrote:
>
>> "Sqwertz" <swe...@cluemail.compost> wrote in message
>> news:6grp8bqw...@sqwertz.com...
>>> On Tue, 7 May 2013 15:37:28 -0600, Jerry Sauk wrote:
>>>
>>>> "Ronald McDonald" <Ron...@McDonalds.com> wrote in message
>>>> news:518930c2$0$61714$862e...@ngroups.net...
>>>>
>>>>> OK, I would like TWO googles please...
>>>>> 1. "I had three women at one time last night"
>>>>> 2. The group rules which you claimed can be googled.
>>>>>
>>>>> If you can't do both, have fun with number 1 because I know number 2
>>>>> scares the shit out of you, since it would expose you as a liar, and
>>>>> you
>>>>> will therefore make up some excuse to avoid it.
>>>>>
>>>>> RPM.
>>>>
>>>> Steve? would you care to save me a little time and bragg about how
>>>> true
>>>> it
>>>> was you "claimed" to have 3 women in one night? If you do that for me,
>>>> that
>>>> should be acceptable to Ronald, and, will save me the trouble of
>>>> googling
>>>> it.
>>>
>>> <yawn> Go fuck yourself. Look it up and make good on your offer,
>>> Shitstain.
>>
>
>> "Sqwertz" <swe...@cluemail.compost> wrote in message
>> news:6grp8bqw...@sqwertz.com...
>>> On Tue, 7 May 2013 15:37:28 -0600, Jerry Sauk wrote:
>>>
>>>> "Ronald McDonald" <Ron...@McDonalds.com> wrote in message
>>>> news:518930c2$0$61714$862e...@ngroups.net...
>>>>
>>>>> OK, I would like TWO googles please...
>>>>> 1. "I had three women at one time last night"
>>>>> 2. The group rules which you claimed can be googled.
>>>>>
>>>>> If you can't do both, have fun with number 1 because I know number 2
>>>>> scares the shit out of you, since it would expose you as a liar, and
>>>>> you
>>>>> will therefore make up some excuse to avoid it.
>>>>>
>>>>> RPM.
>>>>
>>>> Steve? would you care to save me a little time and bragg about how
>>>> true
>>>> it
>>>> was you "claimed" to have 3 women in one night? If you do that for me,
>>>> that
>>>> should be acceptable to Ronald, and, will save me the trouble of
>>>> googling
>>>> it.
>>>
>>> <yawn> Go fuck yourself. Look it up and make good on your offer,
>>> Shitstain.
>>
>> I WOULD BE HAPPY TO. see sewparate posting. Oh and BTW Steve I was
>> offering the opputunity for you to brag about your one-night stand, and
>> persoanlly admitting you did it, which would work for both of us since it
>> would save me a lot of work and time. But I see your just to damn stupid
>> top realize what I did for you.
>
> You may think it's bragging wince you're the hetero-virgin. But for
>> offering the opputunity for you to brag about your one-night stand, and
>> persoanlly admitting you did it, which would work for both of us since it
>> would save me a lot of work and time. But I see your just to damn stupid
>> top realize what I did for you.
>
> most of us having 2 or 3 women (or men) at the same time is no big
> deal. Happens all the time in a *normal lifestyle*. You have a very
> abnormal and boring lifestyle, and ZERO for a sex life, which is why
> it's so hard for you to fathom. Hell, you can't even believe that
> people actually drink water.
>
> -sw
Steve, people drink water all the time. MY POINT WAS, and this can be
googled, is that people don't drink water WITH THIER FAST-FOOD.
Jerry Sauk
May 8, 2013, 10:43:37 PM5/8/13
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"Sqwertz" <swe...@cluemail.compost> wrote in message
> You may think it's bragging wince you're the hetero-virgin.
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Ronald McDonald
May 9, 2013, 1:06:40 PM5/9/13
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I bet you can't prove you ever posted any group rules either.
Ronald P McDonald
Elmont P. Silbernisk
May 9, 2013, 1:15:48 PM5/9/13
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Jerry Sauk <jerr...@hotmail.com> wrote:
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> Steve, people drink water all the time. MY POINT WAS, and this can be
> googled, is that people don't drink water WITH THIER FAST-FOOD.
So I'm not people?
>
> Steve, people drink water all the time. MY POINT WAS, and this can be
> googled, is that people don't drink water WITH THIER FAST-FOOD.
Just askin' 'n shit.
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