"Sqwertz" <swe...@cluemail.compost> wrote in message
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> On Sun, 6 May 2012 21:09:55 -0700, Tim May wrote:
>
> > On 2012-05-06 17:44:10 +0000, Jerry Sauk said:
> >
> >> On Sat, 5 May 2012 21:52:03 -0700, Tim May wrote:
> >>
> >>> Fourth Meal was the name Taco Swill coined. I added "Fifth Meal" a few
> >>> years ago when you or your doppelganger were at the height of your
> >>> idiocy, when someone was compiling the Book of Jerry.
> >>
> >> "The Book of Saukrates", I'll have you know. Its right next to the
> >> rightings of Playdoh.
> >
> > Ah, yes. The Book of Saukrates. It's starting to come back to me now.
>
> It never gets old.
>
> The Book of Saukrates - Version 1.00 Final - 04/20/2008
>
> Due to the death of Jerry Sauk in early March, this is the final
> version of the BoS. There is somebody who is still posting as
> Jerry Sauk, but it's not the Genuine Dumbass Jerry. Do not
> be fooled.
>
> This book is dedicated to Jerry, of course. His stupidity will live on
> in this document.
>
> TO BE SORTED:
>
> Becouse I made the mistake of thinking Intelegent people posted hear the
> wouldv'e figured out it was obvious.
>
>
> Meanwhile I'm cruising around town in my new car, eating great
> food non-stop and enjoying life to the FULLEST.
>
> but there's a LOT of complete idiot's on the Internet, and many of them
> eat fast-food.
>
> Jerry Sauk on Hygiene and Diet:
> ----------------------------------------------------------------------
> I *AM* FAT, LAZY AND SLOVENLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What's
> your point????
>
> I eat more in week then you probably do in Two Months!!!!!!!!!!!!
>
> because when I order food for four people it's actually just for one
> person
>
> All I have to do is not shower for a week and eat bean burritos the day
> before. I'll knock out the whole crowd, in fact my brothers "banned" me
> from eating bean burritos.
>
> And you can't live on just Nacho's alone, you need other food like
> Taco's and burritos.
>
> I really don't think it's possible for me to get sick of Nacho's, I've
> been eating them non-stop for the last 25 years.
>
> I can eat three [foot-long Subway] sandwiches for one meal!
> +chips/soda/cookies etc
>
> Don't forget you have to wash/dry your hands also when your done washing
> the dishes. I'm pretty sure they wash thier hands several times a day,
> even though it's a waste of time/water.
>
> Soda is not sugar water. It doesn't even half sugar in it at all, it's
> corn syrop. And even if it WAS real sugar, then it's STILL not just
> sugar because they add many multiple other flavar's to each different
> soda, that's why they all taste different.
>
> Currently, my eating shedule is as follows for weekdays: Something for
> breakfast before work.. a fast food place or donuts and snacks from the
> gas station. For lunch, sandwiches that I make from stuff I bring in my
> lunchbox, or a subway sandwich I bought the day before, +snacks from the
> vending machine. (soda from home) For dinner, I am now able (and pretty
> much required) to eat with my family at home about 5:00 For the final
> evening meal before bed, a fast-food run. (ie mcdonalds/taco
> bell/wendy's or a papa-johns/dominoes with the brothers etc)
>
> Jerry the Doktor:
> ----------------------------------------------------------------------
> "What the hell?? I've noticed the same thing too. I don't know the
> science or anything but when I have an entire pizza right before beditme
> I often wake up absolutely starving."
>
> Steve wrote: You don't have the balls.
>
> Jerry responds: I don't have a need to.
>
> But If your body isn't at 98 degrees, then your not alive.
>
> If I was dead, i'd be the first to know.
>
> Nobody drinks water.
>
> Jerry Sauk on Intelligence:
> ------------------------------------------------------------------------
> Of the billion's of people on the internet I can't believe I'm the
> dumbest.
>
> Damn your one stupid idoit.
>
> That paragraph is unitellagible, so you need to improve your grammer
>
> Your going tohave to learn some basic common sence and reading skiils if
> this discussion is gonig to continue.
>
> BTW I'm a high school graduate. Kiss my ass. [Editors Note: Jerry did
> indeed graduate from Green Bay East High Schoo]
>
> That's funny. STEVE callled me stupid all the time. A amazing
> coincidence? I THINK NOT.
>
> That's why everyone is always mean to me. It's because they envy me.
>
> JUST HOW STUPID DO YOU REALLY THINK I AM, STEVE. It never amazes me how
> retarted you people are.
>
> Please learn to tell the difference between realty and your imagination.
>
> Jerry defending his Spelling: Jim Asked: Why would your "speller
> checker" have flagged awkward and not have flagged "approptirate"
> or "majar" ? Jerry Responds: Because I didn't CHECk those words. I only
> checked awkward because I hadno idea how to spell it.
>
> You've been saying a lot fo dumb things lately.
>
> It's not cucumbers, it's relish. Once it's made into a condiment, it's
> not considered a "veggie" anymore.
>
> Philosophy by Saukrates, and other pearls of assorted wisdom.
> ----------------------------------------------------------------------
>
> I LOVE fast food steve. If you insult it, your insulting me.
>
> Fast-Food IS real food, that's why it's called FOOD Ewvery damn culture
> on the planet involves food, well, fast- food is a part of my personal
> culture and is therefore a huge part of my life.
>
> I'm the most humble person on theis damn group,
>
> You know, you don't have to eat the burger end-to-end. Once I get just a
> little past half-way I turn the burger and switch to corner-to-corner so
> I can specifically avoid that problem. And I end up with meatless bun
> less then the size of a dime, which I can easily eat or cheaper to throw
> out.
>
> [Jerry getting frustrated when nobody respondes to his Usenet posts]
> "why is nobody responding? I pay more than $20 a month for this, plus 5
> for supernews!"
>
> I'll only admit I'm wrong if I actually AM wrong, which is rare.
>
> I reserve the right to discuss fast-food in this group free of prejudice
> harassment.
>
> Somtimes the troll's here are so quick to point out your an idiot, even
> when their the ones making the mistake's in the first place. I've
> learned to ignore it.
>
> SO WHAT'S WITH THE UNPROVOKED HOSTILITY???
>
> Those are what I said they are.. chicken SANDWICHES, which I do
> occaisionally eat because they don'th ave bones in them, and are thus
> much easier to eat. And they taste better then real chicken anyway.
>
> And also I'm sick of the extremely unprofessional behavior by the
> teen-age night crew at Subway... it has come to my attention that they
> have given me a nickname and I accidently overheard it. This is
> unnacceptable, how can they be so unprofessional to the people who are
> providing them with the money for their paycheck? [Editors Note: My
> sources at Subway have informed me that that nickname was "Batman" since
> Jerry dresses like a goth - probably paints his face white, too]
>
> [On the TAco Hell Drive-Through:] They said that there was too much
> fumes coming from my car and it was gassing out the employee's in the
> windows, and they said customers sometimes complained. They also said
> the engine was too loud and they could never hear my order or the person
> in front of me's. Due to modern technology, they should be able to solve
> this problem with some sort of inexpensive noise filter. I told them to
> go to hell and I was never coming back. My Taco Bell consumption will
> definitely decrease, whenever I DO go it will always be to another
> location.
>
> when you live with your parents you need to have a place of your own
> away from home. For me it's my car. Only thing that sucks about it is
> It's VERY difficult to drive whenever it's raining, for some reason
> whenever it rains once the car starts moving I can't stop it, because if
> I stop the engine dies and it won't restart until the next day. So I
> have to alter my directions to busy stoplights, and go thru stopsigns
> real slow hopefully no traffic is coming. I had a big problem last year
> when th eproblem first started, I thought I could make it thru the
> drive-thru at Taco Bell by hitting the brakes and the gas at the same
> time, but there was too much traffic there that I messed up and it
> stalled right by the order box. (the drive through has curbs so all the
> traffic was stuck) This was the same Taco Bell that I currently boycott.
> Anyway I couldn't get it started because of the rain, so three Taco Bell
> guys had to come out and push my car away in the rain. When they pushed
> me passed the window, I hit the brakes to stop and get my food, and the
> three guys got really mad and said some less then proffessional remarks
> to me. This was the first day I knew the manager there on a
> first-name-basis.
>
> And it's kinda fun to argue with Steve sometimes because he's so slow,
> and I admit he's one of the few people on the Internet that I can always
> gauranteed win an arguement with.
>
> Jerry on Employment:
> ----------------------------------------------------------------------
> I'm sure I've had more jobs in the last five years then you've had in
> your entire life!
>
> Jerry the Lawyer:
> ----------------------------------------------------------------------
> Taco Bell is Public Property. Otehrwise they wouldd have no trepassing
> signs.
>
> Uhhh.... private companies can own and operate public property...
>
> NAD FOR THE THIRD TIME, I was not banned from Taco Bell, I BOYCOTTED
> that one store because I was "banned" from the drive-thru.
>
> Lifestyle, Jerry-style:
> ----------------------------------------------------------------------
> I am VERY happy with my drive-thru lifstyle. But there is NO lifestyle,
> and you know it, that doesn't have it's annoyance's.
>
> Fast-food is a majar part of my lifestyle/culture and I'm happy with it,
> because it's delicious. Being fat has nothing to do with it, there's a
> lot of people who eat tons of fast-food and isn't fat.
>
> Tavo Bell is a majar part of my daily personal culture, so of course
> when there's a change to it unjustly, and people are affected, it
> results in at least SOME part of suffering.
>
> Get a life. Fast-food places are fascinating cultural centers.
>
> Taco Bell is also pretty consistent, their usually always high-quality
>
> It's just proof that it's exceptible for some culture's to throw
> fast-food bags in the back seat and dispose of them all at once.
>
> [Jerry on washing dishes:] It takes me 0.5 seconds to toss my used taco
> bell bag into the back seat.
>
> Jerry, King of the Drive-Thru
> ----------------------------------------------------------------------
> the family should have actually gone INSIDE the store and let single
> people like me have exclusive use of the drive-thru.
>
> Jerry on Relationships:
> ----------------------------------------------------------------------
>
> I wrote: I care about you, Jerry.
>
> Jerry responds: Are drinking tonight?????????????????????????????
>
> a few years back, when I had my own place, I came over for thanksgiving
> and brought pizza, well when they saw it they thought it was for
> everyone and to make a long story short there was a big fight..
>
> [OP:] You have no idea what you are missing out on by refusing to leave
> your car. [Jerry Response:] Sure I do. Screaming kids, abusive fast-food
> workers, dirty tables, standing in line, having to use manners, the list
> goes on and on.
>
> That does it. One more insult, and your going back to my killfile.
> Consider yourself warned.
>
> Every family has thier own tradtiond, but the basics are FOOD..... ..
> and LOTS OF IT.
>
> How can you POSSIBLE brag to have as much success with human females as
> you do yet still have the time to waste your time on crap like this
> [referring to the Book of Saukisms].
>
> [Referring to his dining alone because otherwise he'd have to use
> "manners"] Be honest, Paco, tell me that you never farted while eating
> alone. And let me guess... it didn't stink of course.
>
> [POsted by his brother in another group] I love my brother but he's fat,
> stupid, works (occasionally) in a restaurant, is 28 and just moved back
> home.
>
> Unsorted quotes:
> ----------------------------------------------------------------------
> Fast-food is DELICIOUS, DELICIOUS, DELICIOUS, DELICIOUS, DELICIOUS,
> DELICIOUS, DELICIOUS, DELICIOUS, DELICIOUS, DELICIOUS, DELICIOUS,
> DELICIOUS, DELICIOUS, DELICIOUS, DELICIOUS, DELICIOUS, DELICIOUS,
> DELICIOUS, DELICIOUS, DELICIOUS, DELICIOUS
>
> I'm taking my car less and less becuase it's current top speed is about
> 30 MPH
>
> Posted as "Jenny Squire (
jerrys...@hotmail.com): to the Goth Fashhion
> forum: How do goths get such pale skin? Do you take a lot of vitamin c
> supplements or do you use some sort of makeup?
>
> Dead Lobster Lard Ass Doughnuts
>
>
> That doesn't count as free speech, because it's a lie
>
>
> -sw
Steve, are you forgetting about hte book of wertz?
Who thinks it's about time for a reposting of THAT???? I do!!!