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Zilbandy

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Mar 9, 2012, 5:12:14 AM3/9/12
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I've seen several posts, but the headers don't match. Did he quit
posting and someone else take over the name?

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Jerry Sauk

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Mar 9, 2012, 5:15:09 AM3/9/12
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Zilbandy wrote:

> I've seen several posts, but the headers don't match. Did he quit
> posting and someone else take over the name?

Its obvyous that someon is pasing as me, bewaer of hte imposter!



Zilbandy

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Mar 9, 2012, 5:46:01 AM3/9/12
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On Fri, 9 Mar 2012 11:15:09 +0100, "Jerry Sauk" <vill...@tin.it>
wrote:

>Its obvyous that someon is pasing as me, bewaer of hte imposter!
>
>
Yeah, and you are hte ipo'ster.

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ViLco

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Mar 12, 2012, 4:21:33 AM3/12/12
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Jerry Sauk wrote:

>> Its obvyous that someone is pasing as me, bewaer of hte imposter!

> No. YOU are the IMPOSTER! READ THE HEADERS!

I don't need to read MY headers, I know'em well :)

> And it's spelled OBVIUO'S!

Ooops, pardon!



Jerry Sauk

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Mar 10, 2012, 2:32:23 PM3/10/12
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"Zilbandy" <z...@zilbandyREMOVETHIS.com> wrote in message
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I'm still here, I've jsut been so insane busy with work I haven't hadt ime
to post. I will respond to all the crap that's been posted shortly.


Tim May

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Mar 13, 2012, 4:11:22 AM3/13/12
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You misspelled "teh" as "the," so you can't be teh real Fake Jerry, or
even the Second Fake Jerry, or even the Hotmail Jerry.

"Yo, sayeth the Lord, or at least the head negro, there shall be many
false Jerry's among you. Woe unto you who followeth the false Jerry and
eat at his recommended places."

I miss the Jerry who only occasionally misspelled words and who spoke
passionately about how he was turned away from drive-throughs because
his back seat area was filled with hundreds of Mc Whopper and BK Ribs
wrappers and KFC Bucket trash. That had the ring of true American
Trailer Park truth. The American we see every day who bloats up with
fast food goodness and gets closer and closer to utter insolvency

Also, his aversion to any food which has bones in it.

Jerry, where is your Fifth Meal tonight?

Obama needs you.


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Jerry Sauk

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Mar 17, 2012, 10:53:09 PM3/17/12
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"Tim May" <tc...@att.net> wrote in message
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That's FOURTH meal, dumbass. And obama can be impeached for all i care
since he hasn't done a DAMN THING to improve my life.


Earl

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Mar 19, 2012, 7:46:33 PM3/19/12
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Don't worry, your life will always suck. The good news is you won't
have to suffer long at the rate you are going.

Jerry Sauk

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Mar 19, 2012, 9:52:54 PM3/19/12
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On Sat, 17 Mar 2012 20:53:09 -0600, Jerry Sauk wrote:

> That's FOURTH meal, dumbass. And obama can be impeached for all i care
> since he hasn't done a DAMN THING to improve my life.

Why would Obama make an effort to improve my life when I can't be
bothered to improve it on my own?

Jerry Sauk

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Mar 20, 2012, 8:51:27 PM3/20/12
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"Earl" <earl...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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I never said my life sucked, I said the president isn't doing his job
becouse my life hasnt IMPROVED. That's what his hjob is to do, regarldess
the qoulity of my current life.

Reducing drive-thru time from 2 minutes to 1 minutes would be TWICE as good,
for example, as it already is.


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Jerry Sauk

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Mar 23, 2012, 8:53:11 PM3/23/12
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"Sqwertz" <swe...@cluemail.compost> wrote in message
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> On Tue, 20 Mar 2012 18:51:27 -0600, Jerry Sauk wrote:
>
> > I never said my life sucked, I said the president isn't doing his job
> > becouse my life hasnt IMPROVED. That's what his hjob is to do,
regarldess
> > the qoulity of my current life.
>
> You expect to sit on your ass and "do as little as possible" while
> hoping you get layed off so you can collect some piddly little
> unemployment checks, then you expect somebody else to come and bail
> you out while making no effort of your own?
>
> Fortunatly you are in the bottom 2% of scumbags on this Earth.
>
> Pathetic.
>
> -sw

BUT, I don't judge the qoulity of my life based on how much money I have.
(like you do)
For me, my life is GOOD if I'm happy, and I'm my happiest when I am RELAXING
(not working) and eating good food and watching good TV.

That's why my life will always be better then yours.. your always trying to
"work" for a better life, but by the time your old, you will have worked
your entire life and not have had a good life. yeah you might have a few
bucks in the banka nd a expensive car, but you will have pissed away the
best year's of you rlife.


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Earl

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Mar 24, 2012, 9:46:14 PM3/24/12
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You will be dead in less than ten years. Enjoy your massive amounts of
food and your lame TV shows.

Jerry Sauk

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Mar 26, 2012, 12:40:57 AM3/26/12
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"Sqwertz" <swe...@cluemail.compost> wrote in message
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> On Fri, 23 Mar 2012 18:53:11 -0600, Jerry Sauk wrote:
>
> > That's why my life will always be better then yours.. your always trying
to
> > "work" for a better life, but by the time your old, you will have worked
> > your entire life and not have had a good life. yeah you might have a
few
> > bucks in the banka nd a expensive car, but you will have pissed away the
> > best year's of you rlife.
>
> I guess dumb people are easily fulfilled.
>
> Dot you ever want to get laid? In a few more years you'll be a
> 40-year old virgin.
>
> -sw

Getting Laid? What the fuck good would that do? I already told you, I
don't have time for that shit. Don't you ever watch TV? Love is nothing
but one giant head-ache. Girl's are EXPENSIVE, and, the majarity of them
turn into bitch's, my mother and sister are proof of that. nag, nag, nag.
Why do yuo want to live a life of that, Steve, whern I live a life of
complete and total freedom.

The choice is obviuos.


Jerry Sauk

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Mar 26, 2012, 12:51:43 AM3/26/12
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"Earl" <earl...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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Thank you. I belief I shall.


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Jerry Sauk

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Apr 1, 2012, 4:51:00 PM4/1/12
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"Sqwertz" <swe...@cluemail.compost> wrote in message
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> What's love got to do with it? There are plenty of girls out there
> who just want to fuck without any strings attached. Some of them even
> advertise on Craig's list. I did that once because I was curious.
> Even before we met she said she doesn't care how good I am bed, do not
> ask for my phone number because this is a one time thing. She was 1
> 7.5 in looks, kinda homely-librarian looks. Told a friend about it
> and he had later had the same experience with another lady (who just
> wanted to have "older man" (55 in his case). No money exchanges hands
> of neither of us were robbed or burglarized. Of course you *do* need
> to know how to fuck and not weigh 320 pounds, I'm guessing. But
> there's probably chicks out there who have a fat momma's boy fetish.
>
> Your biggest problem, other your weight and miniscule penis, is your
> mom coming down to the basement to do laundry...
>
> You're just making excuses. Or has eating so much fast food
> chemically castrated you?
>
> -sw

Steve, do you think I really have the time to go through all that work just
to do something I don't want to do in the first place? My dick doesn't run
my life, but yours seems to run yours.


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Jerry Sauk

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Apr 5, 2012, 6:02:18 PM4/5/12
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"Sqwertz" <swe...@cluemail.compost> wrote in message
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> On Sun, 1 Apr 2012 15:51:00 -0500, Jerry Sauk wrote:
>
> > Steve, do you think I really have the time to go through all that work
just
> > to do something I don't want to do in the first place? My dick doesn't
run
> > my life, but yours seems to run yours.
>
> What work? I spent less energy answering that ad then you do ordering
> lunch.
>
> And do you really expect us to believe you don't cry yourself to sleep
> after you whack off every night?
>
> -sw

Steve, what fucking purpose do you have for pressuring me into this shit.
Are you trying to prove to yourself that your not a complete man-whore? I'm
not here to make you feel better about yourself, see a damn counseler.

Oh and one more thing... hiring a prostitute is illegal... I'm adding it to
the list.


Robert

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Apr 5, 2012, 7:04:14 PM4/5/12
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"Jerry Sauk" <jerr...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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Not in Nevada

http://www.bunnyranch.com/


Robert

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Jerry Sauk

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Apr 6, 2012, 6:00:13 PM4/6/12
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"Robert" <racemaildro...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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We're not in Nevada. Back to your hole.


Jerry Sauk

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Apr 6, 2012, 6:05:34 PM4/6/12
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"Sqwertz" <swe...@cluemail.compost> wrote in message
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> On Thu, 5 Apr 2012 17:02:18 -0500, Jerry Sauk wrote:
>
> > I'm not here to make you feel better about yourself...
>
> There isn't a person here that doesn't feel better about themselves
> after hearing you whine and complain about how pathetic you are.
> Psychiatrists get paid $300/hour just telling suicidal people to go
> read alt.food.fast-food.
>
> -sw

WHINE AND COMPLAIN OF MY LIFE?????

I never did any such thing. I've said MULTIPLE TIME'S, I have the ideal
life.


Robert

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Apr 6, 2012, 8:14:48 PM4/6/12
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"Jerry Sauk" <jerr...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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Your not but the point is were was he when he hired the prostitute?

Robert

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Robert

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Apr 7, 2012, 12:11:54 PM4/7/12
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"Sqwertz" <swe...@cluemail.compost> wrote in message
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> I didn't "hire" anybody. Only in Jerry's little fantasy land do
> people have to pay for sex.
>
> Here you go Jerry. Somebody in your area wants your cock:
>
> http://greenbay.craigslist.org/m4m/2895825516.html
>
> Plenty more where that came from. I've sent out a few emails on your
> behalf already. And included your picture.
>
> -sw

Not if Jerry is the one who placed the ad?

Robert

Earl

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Apr 7, 2012, 8:18:25 PM4/7/12
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Sqwertz wrote:
> On Fri, 6 Apr 2012 20:14:48 -0400, Robert wrote:
>
> I didn't "hire" anybody. Only in Jerry's little fantasy land do
> people have to pay for sex.
>
> Here you go Jerry. Somebody in your area wants your cock:
>
> http://greenbay.craigslist.org/m4m/2895825516.html
>
> Plenty more where that came from. I've sent out a few emails on your
> behalf already. And included your picture.
>
> -sw
A salad tosser, too? Jerry doesn't like salads.

Jerry Sauk

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Apr 14, 2012, 9:48:37 PM4/14/12
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"Robert" <racemaildro...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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I just SAID... NOT NEVADA. Do you read at all? Just scroll up... it's
right there!.


Robert

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Apr 15, 2012, 2:03:11 PM4/15/12
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"Jerry Sauk" <jerr...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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Yes I read it. You claim that both you and this Steve guy were not in
Nevada, but were did Steve claim to be when he hired said prostitute. You
only know that if you were with him. So were you with him or not? IF not
then how do you know where he was when the transaction took place?


Robert

Jerry Sauk

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Apr 18, 2012, 5:28:06 AM4/18/12
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"Robert" <racemaildro...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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For the THIRD AND FINAL TIME, ***NOT*** NEVADA.

No I was not with him. How do I know this? Becouse if he WAS in Nevada, he
would have said so by now.


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Robert

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Apr 18, 2012, 3:38:36 PM4/18/12
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"Sqwertz" <swe...@cluemail.compost> wrote in message
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> I never hired a prostitute. She did me for free. Nothing illegal in
> that. So the state it happened in is "irregardless".
>
> -sw

The point is he claimed prostitution was illegal when in some jurisdictions
it is legal.
He is a idiot that claims something is a fact when he doesn't know anything
at all.


Robert

Earl

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Apr 23, 2012, 10:25:12 PM4/23/12
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Those brothels operate on private property, too!

Tim May

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May 6, 2012, 12:52:03 AM5/6/12
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On 2012-03-18 02:53:09 +0000, Jerry Sauk said:

> "Tim May" <tc...@att.net> wrote in message
>>
>> Jerry, where is your Fifth Meal tonight?
>>
>> Obama needs you.
>>
>>
>> --
>> Tim May
>>
>
> That's FOURTH meal, dumbass. And obama can be impeached for all i care
> since he hasn't done a DAMN THING to improve my life.

Fourth Meal was the name Taco Swill coined. I added "Fifth Meal" a few
years ago when you or your doppelganger were at the height of your
idiocy, when someone was compiling the Book of Jerry.

Not a single one of the current "Jerry Sauk" personalities is the
original. After his death in 2009, how could they be?


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Tim May

Tim May

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May 6, 2012, 1:16:40 AM5/6/12
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On 2012-03-26 04:51:43 +0000, Jerry Sauk said:
>>>
>> You will be dead in less than ten years. Enjoy your massive amounts of
>> food and your lame TV shows.
>
> Thank you. I belief I shall.

A tell. Despite the deliberate "I belief" error, the original Sauk was
too illiterate to use a construction like "I shall."


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Jerry Sauk

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May 6, 2012, 1:41:28 PM5/6/12
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Indubitably so.

Jerry Sauk

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May 6, 2012, 1:44:10 PM5/6/12
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On Sat, 5 May 2012 21:52:03 -0700, Tim May wrote:

> Fourth Meal was the name Taco Swill coined. I added "Fifth Meal" a few
> years ago when you or your doppelganger were at the height of your
> idiocy, when someone was compiling the Book of Jerry.

"The Book of Saukrates", I'll have you know. Its right next to the
rightings of Playdoh.

Tim May

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May 6, 2012, 11:59:07 PM5/6/12
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Q.E.D., and I don't mean quantum electrodynamics.




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Tim May

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May 7, 2012, 12:09:55 AM5/7/12
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Ah, yes. The Book of Saukrates. It's starting to come back to me now.

A scary thought.

I think I need to go out and tank up on 7000 calories at Fifth Meal.

(Shouldn't it be a felony federal crime, as Jerry would've put it, that
Panda Express doesn't have a drive-through lane in all of its
restaurants? They already complied with JerryLaw by not having bones in
any of their food, so drive-through lanes should be required.)

ObFastFood: I was out and about getting garden supplies, and some new
plants. So near the Orchard Supply Hardware (a real chain, for you out
of California folks), I stopped for fuel at the nearby Jack in the Box.
A Jumbo Jack, without cheese, which is basically just a large
hamburger. And the two tacos for 99 cents. I ate one of the tacos--too
salty--and dumped the second one. The hamburger was decent. Oh, and a
cup of water.

There's nothing really wrong with fast food if it's seen as short-order
cooking of reasonable items, like hamburgers. (If one adheres to a
protein-rich diet, a large hamburger is a pretty good source of beef
when on the move. One can skip half the bun if carbs are a problem. Or
order Protein-Style at a compliant place.)




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Geoff Miller

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May 8, 2012, 11:49:20 PM5/8/12
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Tim May <tc...@att.net> writes:

> Oh, and a cup of water.

You cheap SOB. When I was a bartender at the pizza parlor in Mountain
View that I've mentioned in ba.food a number of times, it used to piss
me off to no end when people would come in and shell out for a pizza
or a sandwich, pick up their food at the kitchen counter, and then
come to the bar and order...water.

At least order a Diet Coke/Pepsi. Get the small cup an refill it as
many times as you want.


> There's nothing really wrong with fast food if it's seen as short-order
> cooking of reasonable items, like hamburgers.

What makes no sense about the fashionable derision directed at
fast-food restaurants, and at McDonalds in particular, is that none of
these yammering nitwits would have any problem with a hamburger cooked
at home, on a grill. But if a hamburger is cooked at a fast-food
restaurant, they screech in terror and recoil like Dracula from a
crucifix.


> One can skip half the bun if carbs are a problem. Or
> order Protein-Style at a compliant place.)

I have a hard time believing that the amount of carbohydrate in the
typical air-puffed, fast-food hamburger bun is enough to unduly
contribute to anyone's lardass coefficient.




Geoff

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Jerry Sauk

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May 16, 2012, 4:01:38 AM5/16/12
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"Tim May" <tc...@att.net> wrote in message
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I never said that it's illegal for a fast-food restourant to not have a
drive thru, but in a perfect world, they all would.


Jerry Sauk

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"Sqwertz" <swe...@cluemail.compost> wrote in message
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> On Sun, 6 May 2012 21:09:55 -0700, Tim May wrote:
>
> > On 2012-05-06 17:44:10 +0000, Jerry Sauk said:
> >
> >> On Sat, 5 May 2012 21:52:03 -0700, Tim May wrote:
> >>
> >>> Fourth Meal was the name Taco Swill coined. I added "Fifth Meal" a few
> >>> years ago when you or your doppelganger were at the height of your
> >>> idiocy, when someone was compiling the Book of Jerry.
> >>
> >> "The Book of Saukrates", I'll have you know. Its right next to the
> >> rightings of Playdoh.
> >
> > Ah, yes. The Book of Saukrates. It's starting to come back to me now.
>
> It never gets old.
>
> The Book of Saukrates - Version 1.00 Final - 04/20/2008
>
> Due to the death of Jerry Sauk in early March, this is the final
> version of the BoS. There is somebody who is still posting as
> Jerry Sauk, but it's not the Genuine Dumbass Jerry. Do not
> be fooled.
>
> This book is dedicated to Jerry, of course. His stupidity will live on
> in this document.
>
> TO BE SORTED:
>
> Becouse I made the mistake of thinking Intelegent people posted hear the
> wouldv'e figured out it was obvious.
>
>
> Meanwhile I'm cruising around town in my new car, eating great
> food non-stop and enjoying life to the FULLEST.
>
> but there's a LOT of complete idiot's on the Internet, and many of them
> eat fast-food.
>
> Jerry Sauk on Hygiene and Diet:
> ----------------------------------------------------------------------
> I *AM* FAT, LAZY AND SLOVENLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What's
> your point????
>
> I eat more in week then you probably do in Two Months!!!!!!!!!!!!
>
> because when I order food for four people it's actually just for one
> person
>
> All I have to do is not shower for a week and eat bean burritos the day
> before. I'll knock out the whole crowd, in fact my brothers "banned" me
> from eating bean burritos.
>
> And you can't live on just Nacho's alone, you need other food like
> Taco's and burritos.
>
> I really don't think it's possible for me to get sick of Nacho's, I've
> been eating them non-stop for the last 25 years.
>
> I can eat three [foot-long Subway] sandwiches for one meal!
> +chips/soda/cookies etc
>
> Don't forget you have to wash/dry your hands also when your done washing
> the dishes. I'm pretty sure they wash thier hands several times a day,
> even though it's a waste of time/water.
>
> Soda is not sugar water. It doesn't even half sugar in it at all, it's
> corn syrop. And even if it WAS real sugar, then it's STILL not just
> sugar because they add many multiple other flavar's to each different
> soda, that's why they all taste different.
>
> Currently, my eating shedule is as follows for weekdays: Something for
> breakfast before work.. a fast food place or donuts and snacks from the
> gas station. For lunch, sandwiches that I make from stuff I bring in my
> lunchbox, or a subway sandwich I bought the day before, +snacks from the
> vending machine. (soda from home) For dinner, I am now able (and pretty
> much required) to eat with my family at home about 5:00 For the final
> evening meal before bed, a fast-food run. (ie mcdonalds/taco
> bell/wendy's or a papa-johns/dominoes with the brothers etc)
>
> Jerry the Doktor:
> ----------------------------------------------------------------------
> "What the hell?? I've noticed the same thing too. I don't know the
> science or anything but when I have an entire pizza right before beditme
> I often wake up absolutely starving."
>
> Steve wrote: You don't have the balls.
>
> Jerry responds: I don't have a need to.
>
> But If your body isn't at 98 degrees, then your not alive.
>
> If I was dead, i'd be the first to know.
>
> Nobody drinks water.
>
> Jerry Sauk on Intelligence:
> ------------------------------------------------------------------------
> Of the billion's of people on the internet I can't believe I'm the
> dumbest.
>
> Damn your one stupid idoit.
>
> That paragraph is unitellagible, so you need to improve your grammer
>
> Your going tohave to learn some basic common sence and reading skiils if
> this discussion is gonig to continue.
>
> BTW I'm a high school graduate. Kiss my ass. [Editors Note: Jerry did
> indeed graduate from Green Bay East High Schoo]
>
> That's funny. STEVE callled me stupid all the time. A amazing
> coincidence? I THINK NOT.
>
> That's why everyone is always mean to me. It's because they envy me.
>
> JUST HOW STUPID DO YOU REALLY THINK I AM, STEVE. It never amazes me how
> retarted you people are.
>
> Please learn to tell the difference between realty and your imagination.
>
> Jerry defending his Spelling: Jim Asked: Why would your "speller
> checker" have flagged awkward and not have flagged "approptirate"
> or "majar" ? Jerry Responds: Because I didn't CHECk those words. I only
> checked awkward because I hadno idea how to spell it.
>
> You've been saying a lot fo dumb things lately.
>
> It's not cucumbers, it's relish. Once it's made into a condiment, it's
> not considered a "veggie" anymore.
>
> Philosophy by Saukrates, and other pearls of assorted wisdom.
> ----------------------------------------------------------------------
>
> I LOVE fast food steve. If you insult it, your insulting me.
>
> Fast-Food IS real food, that's why it's called FOOD Ewvery damn culture
> on the planet involves food, well, fast- food is a part of my personal
> culture and is therefore a huge part of my life.
>
> I'm the most humble person on theis damn group,
>
> You know, you don't have to eat the burger end-to-end. Once I get just a
> little past half-way I turn the burger and switch to corner-to-corner so
> I can specifically avoid that problem. And I end up with meatless bun
> less then the size of a dime, which I can easily eat or cheaper to throw
> out.
>
> [Jerry getting frustrated when nobody respondes to his Usenet posts]
> "why is nobody responding? I pay more than $20 a month for this, plus 5
> for supernews!"
>
> I'll only admit I'm wrong if I actually AM wrong, which is rare.
>
> I reserve the right to discuss fast-food in this group free of prejudice
> harassment.
>
> Somtimes the troll's here are so quick to point out your an idiot, even
> when their the ones making the mistake's in the first place. I've
> learned to ignore it.
>
> SO WHAT'S WITH THE UNPROVOKED HOSTILITY???
>
> Those are what I said they are.. chicken SANDWICHES, which I do
> occaisionally eat because they don'th ave bones in them, and are thus
> much easier to eat. And they taste better then real chicken anyway.
>
> And also I'm sick of the extremely unprofessional behavior by the
> teen-age night crew at Subway... it has come to my attention that they
> have given me a nickname and I accidently overheard it. This is
> unnacceptable, how can they be so unprofessional to the people who are
> providing them with the money for their paycheck? [Editors Note: My
> sources at Subway have informed me that that nickname was "Batman" since
> Jerry dresses like a goth - probably paints his face white, too]
>
> [On the TAco Hell Drive-Through:] They said that there was too much
> fumes coming from my car and it was gassing out the employee's in the
> windows, and they said customers sometimes complained. They also said
> the engine was too loud and they could never hear my order or the person
> in front of me's. Due to modern technology, they should be able to solve
> this problem with some sort of inexpensive noise filter. I told them to
> go to hell and I was never coming back. My Taco Bell consumption will
> definitely decrease, whenever I DO go it will always be to another
> location.
>
> when you live with your parents you need to have a place of your own
> away from home. For me it's my car. Only thing that sucks about it is
> It's VERY difficult to drive whenever it's raining, for some reason
> whenever it rains once the car starts moving I can't stop it, because if
> I stop the engine dies and it won't restart until the next day. So I
> have to alter my directions to busy stoplights, and go thru stopsigns
> real slow hopefully no traffic is coming. I had a big problem last year
> when th eproblem first started, I thought I could make it thru the
> drive-thru at Taco Bell by hitting the brakes and the gas at the same
> time, but there was too much traffic there that I messed up and it
> stalled right by the order box. (the drive through has curbs so all the
> traffic was stuck) This was the same Taco Bell that I currently boycott.
> Anyway I couldn't get it started because of the rain, so three Taco Bell
> guys had to come out and push my car away in the rain. When they pushed
> me passed the window, I hit the brakes to stop and get my food, and the
> three guys got really mad and said some less then proffessional remarks
> to me. This was the first day I knew the manager there on a
> first-name-basis.
>
> And it's kinda fun to argue with Steve sometimes because he's so slow,
> and I admit he's one of the few people on the Internet that I can always
> gauranteed win an arguement with.
>
> Jerry on Employment:
> ----------------------------------------------------------------------
> I'm sure I've had more jobs in the last five years then you've had in
> your entire life!
>
> Jerry the Lawyer:
> ----------------------------------------------------------------------
> Taco Bell is Public Property. Otehrwise they wouldd have no trepassing
> signs.
>
> Uhhh.... private companies can own and operate public property...
>
> NAD FOR THE THIRD TIME, I was not banned from Taco Bell, I BOYCOTTED
> that one store because I was "banned" from the drive-thru.
>
> Lifestyle, Jerry-style:
> ----------------------------------------------------------------------
> I am VERY happy with my drive-thru lifstyle. But there is NO lifestyle,
> and you know it, that doesn't have it's annoyance's.
>
> Fast-food is a majar part of my lifestyle/culture and I'm happy with it,
> because it's delicious. Being fat has nothing to do with it, there's a
> lot of people who eat tons of fast-food and isn't fat.
>
> Tavo Bell is a majar part of my daily personal culture, so of course
> when there's a change to it unjustly, and people are affected, it
> results in at least SOME part of suffering.
>
> Get a life. Fast-food places are fascinating cultural centers.
>
> Taco Bell is also pretty consistent, their usually always high-quality
>
> It's just proof that it's exceptible for some culture's to throw
> fast-food bags in the back seat and dispose of them all at once.
>
> [Jerry on washing dishes:] It takes me 0.5 seconds to toss my used taco
> bell bag into the back seat.
>
> Jerry, King of the Drive-Thru
> ----------------------------------------------------------------------
> the family should have actually gone INSIDE the store and let single
> people like me have exclusive use of the drive-thru.
>
> Jerry on Relationships:
> ----------------------------------------------------------------------
>
> I wrote: I care about you, Jerry.
>
> Jerry responds: Are drinking tonight?????????????????????????????
>
> a few years back, when I had my own place, I came over for thanksgiving
> and brought pizza, well when they saw it they thought it was for
> everyone and to make a long story short there was a big fight..
>
> [OP:] You have no idea what you are missing out on by refusing to leave
> your car. [Jerry Response:] Sure I do. Screaming kids, abusive fast-food
> workers, dirty tables, standing in line, having to use manners, the list
> goes on and on.
>
> That does it. One more insult, and your going back to my killfile.
> Consider yourself warned.
>
> Every family has thier own tradtiond, but the basics are FOOD..... ..
> and LOTS OF IT.
>
> How can you POSSIBLE brag to have as much success with human females as
> you do yet still have the time to waste your time on crap like this
> [referring to the Book of Saukisms].
>
> [Referring to his dining alone because otherwise he'd have to use
> "manners"] Be honest, Paco, tell me that you never farted while eating
> alone. And let me guess... it didn't stink of course.
>
> [POsted by his brother in another group] I love my brother but he's fat,
> stupid, works (occasionally) in a restaurant, is 28 and just moved back
> home.
>
> Unsorted quotes:
> ----------------------------------------------------------------------
> Fast-food is DELICIOUS, DELICIOUS, DELICIOUS, DELICIOUS, DELICIOUS,
> DELICIOUS, DELICIOUS, DELICIOUS, DELICIOUS, DELICIOUS, DELICIOUS,
> DELICIOUS, DELICIOUS, DELICIOUS, DELICIOUS, DELICIOUS, DELICIOUS,
> DELICIOUS, DELICIOUS, DELICIOUS, DELICIOUS
>
> I'm taking my car less and less becuase it's current top speed is about
> 30 MPH
>
> Posted as "Jenny Squire (jerrys...@hotmail.com): to the Goth Fashhion
> forum: How do goths get such pale skin? Do you take a lot of vitamin c
> supplements or do you use some sort of makeup?
>
> Dead Lobster Lard Ass Doughnuts
>
>
> That doesn't count as free speech, because it's a lie
>
>
> -sw

Steve, are you forgetting about hte book of wertz?

Who thinks it's about time for a reposting of THAT???? I do!!!


Jerry Sauk

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"Geoff Miller" <geo...@netgate.net> wrote in message
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> What makes no sense about the fashionable derision directed at
> fast-food restaurants, and at McDonalds in particular, is that none of
> these yammering nitwits would have any problem with a hamburger cooked
> at home, on a grill. But if a hamburger is cooked at a fast-food
> restaurant, they screech in terror and recoil like Dracula from a
> crucifix.

What Steve doesn't realize is, the burger's he cooks at home are just as
"unhealthy" as fast-food. They're probably Less HEALTHY BECOUSE they're
larger and have more calorie's.


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Earl

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In a perfect world you wouldn't pollute this group with your stupidity
every few weeks.

Geoff Miller

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Sqwertz <swe...@cluemail.compost> writes:

> Here's my typical burger cooked at home - I do something like this
> once a month:

> http://www.flickr.com/photos/sqwertz/7126601167/in/photostream


Holy crap!

I wasn't even close to being interested in food, and that made me
hungry. Bracketing the sandwich with dill slices was the _piece de
resistance_. To the vomitorium!

I love the idea of using double-thick French toast bread for things
other than French toast.



Geoff

--
"One night I got carried away on a dangerous mixture of French roast
coffee and Guinness and accidentally disassembled the whole car."
-- Peter Egan, R&T

RWW

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"Tim May"<tc...@att.net> wrote in message

> ObFastFood: I was out and about getting garden supplies, and some new
> plants. So near the Orchard Supply Hardware (a real chain, for you out
> of California folks), I stopped for fuel at the nearby Jack in the Box.
> A Jumbo Jack, without cheese, which is basically just a large
> hamburger. And the two tacos for 99 cents. I ate one of the tacos--too
> salty--and dumped the second one. The hamburger was decent. Oh, and a
> cup of water.

I usually find the tacos quite good. It it one of the major bargains
in Fast Food.

I think I've said this before, but one of the most outstanding fast food
meals out there in terms of taste quality, is from JITB. My typical lunch
order on Saturday:

1. 10 tacos
2. Sourdough Jack
2. Onion Rings
3. Large order of egg rolls
4. Jalapeno Poppers
5. Fried Cheese Sticks
6. Large Oreo Shake
7. Large Diet Dr. Pepper.

Get a roll of Brawny, pile the feast up in front of the
computer, and let the grease start flying for an
afternoon of fun on usernet.





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Jerry Sauk

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"Sqwertz" <swe...@cluemail.compost> wrote in message
news:1ut2nxaj7qen1$.dlg@sqwertz.com...
> On Wed, 16 May 2012 03:04:15 -0500, Jerry Sauk wrote:
>
> > Steve, are you forgetting about hte book of wertz?
> >
> > Who thinks it's about time for a reposting of THAT???? I do!!!
>
> I do too. Lets see it, poor boy. I don't think I ever saw it in the
> first place. I might have been in Winnebago when you posted it.
>
> You may have filed it right next to the alt.food.fast-food FAQ.
>
> Liar.
>
> -sw

I will post it as soon as I find it. Otherwise, just GOOGLE it.


Jerry Sauk

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"Sqwertz" <swe...@cluemail.compost> wrote in message
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> I've never said fast food is unhealthy. That's just your imagination.

Oh just shut the fuck up you say that all the time. And then you never say
anything about all the veggie's that are includied with fast-food.


Jerry Sauk

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"Earl" <earl...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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Every few weeks? I post here almost every week, but I dont pollute it
becouse I'm thge only on-topic poster. But Lteley my post's have been less
becouse on top of my busy schedule, I've been playing a lot of Diablo 3
lately, whuich was just released.


Earl

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May 26, 2012, 8:39:02 PM5/26/12
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Almost every week *is* every few weeks, moron.

If you actually showed up, you would know there are many multiple
on-topic posts almost every day.

So you are an adult in his 30's, living with his parents because he
can't provide for himself, and you say you are "busy" playing a fucking
video game? That's some pathetic shit, lard ass!

Diablo 3 is extremely off-topic. You owe the entire group an apology
for mentioning that.

I apologize for mentioning Diablo 3.

Geoff Miller

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"Jerry Sauk" <jerr...@hotmail.com> writes:

[to Steve]

>> I've never said fast food is unhealthy. That's just your imagination.

> Oh just shut the fuck up you say that all the time. And then you never say
> anything about all the veggie's that are includied with fast-food.


What "veggie's?"

You mean like, say, the lettuce, pickles, onion, and single tomato
slice that garnishes the typical fast-food burger?

We can't overlook French fries, of course. Why, what's a proper diet
without deep-fried starch?

The same goes for onions: deep-fried plant material that only counts
as a vegetable in the strict taxonomical sense of the word. "Oh, Carl
Linnaeus, we hardly knew ye!"

And iceberg lettuce? It has negligible nutritional value.

Why, the only thing I can think of that's more healthy than any of
those items is the fried mozzarella stick's at Applebee's!




Geoff

--
"If Siegfried & Roy were to mix their semen and artificially
inseminate a white tiger, the baby would look like Billy Idol."
-- Jim Goad


Geoff Miller

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"Jerry Sauk" <jerr...@hotmail.com> writes:

> Every few weeks? I post here almost every week, but I dont pollute it
> becouse I'm thge only on-topic poster.


Pffft! Horse genitals.

I started the "Panera" thread, and everyone else here (except you)
participated in it.

If you recall, Jerry, that thread also featured side discussions of
Chipotle, Five Guys, and In-N-Out Burger, at the very least.

You're the only on-topic poster? It is to laugh...




Geoff

--
"I started typing 'pushy vegetarians' on Google, and it auto-filled it
for me after "pushy v—." -- Jim Goad

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Jerry Sauk

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"Earl" <earl...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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Shit for brain's, you don't need to log-on every day to see the post's. ALL
THE PREVIOUS POST'S appears whenver you log-in. AND I'M NOT SEEING ON-TOPIC
POST'S FOR EVERY DAY.


Jerry Sauk

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"Geoff Miller" <geo...@netgate.net> wrote in message
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>
>
>
>
> "Jerry Sauk" <jerr...@hotmail.com> writes:
>
> [to Steve]
>
> >> I've never said fast food is unhealthy. That's just your imagination.
>
> > Oh just shut the fuck up you say that all the time. And then you never
say
> > anything about all the veggie's that are includied with fast-food.
>
>
> What "veggie's?"
>
> You mean like, say, the lettuce, pickles, onion, and single tomato
> slice that garnishes the typical fast-food burger?
>
> We can't overlook French fries, of course. Why, what's a proper diet
> without deep-fried starch?
>
> The same goes for onions: deep-fried plant material that only counts
> as a vegetable in the strict taxonomical sense of the word. "Oh, Carl
> Linnaeus, we hardly knew ye!"
>
> And iceberg lettuce? It has negligible nutritional value.
>
> Why, the only thing I can think of that's more healthy than any of
> those items is the fried mozzarella stick's at Applebee's!
>
>
>
>
> Geoff

The TRUTH of the fact is, after all is said and done, I probably eat more
vegetable's a day from fast-food then Steve with all his home-cooked crap he
makes at home.


Jerry Sauk

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"Geoff Miller" <geo...@netgate.net> wrote in message
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>
>
>
> "Jerry Sauk" <jerr...@hotmail.com> writes:
>
> > Every few weeks? I post here almost every week, but I dont pollute it
> > becouse I'm thge only on-topic poster.
>
>
> Pffft! Horse genitals.
>
> I started the "Panera" thread, and everyone else here (except you)
> participated in it.
>
> If you recall, Jerry, that thread also featured side discussions of
> Chipotle, Five Guys, and In-N-Out Burger, at the very least.
>
> You're the only on-topic poster? It is to laugh...

>
> Geoff

Geoff, some thing's have changed in this group that you need to be aware of
since you last posted here.

TROLLING IS NOT TOLERATED. There has been MULTIPLE anti-trolling program's
put into place by me, and they are pretty much succesful. MANY troll's have
left the group thank's to my personal effort's. Yes there is a few that
stick around, but there trolling activity is now extremely limited.

Bascially what I am trying to say is, if you just came here to troll, you
are not welcome. If you really feel the need to argue (like what you were
last time you posted here) FINE, but keep it on-topic and to the FACT'S and
not lie's.

There are HARSH punishment's for not following these simple, standard rules.
(just ask stormee, he was killfiled for her refusal not to bottom-post...
and now she hardly ever post's at all, which I know to be a fact becouse
nobody responds to her anymore.


Jerry Sauk

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"Sqwertz" <swe...@cluemail.compost> wrote in message
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> On Sun, 27 May 2012 17:38:46 -0700, Geoff Miller wrote:
>
> > And iceberg lettuce? It has negligible nutritional value.
>
> Just out of curiosity I looked up the nutritional value for 10 grams
> (1/3rd ounce) of lettuce. Which is probably slightly more lettuce
> than you'd find on you average Whopper(tm) or Wendy's single, double,
> triple burger.
>
> http://ndb.nal.usda.gov/ndb/foods/show/3069?Qv=.1
>
> IOW: It's nutritionally useless. It's 96% water.
>
> -sw

So first yuou bitch that fast-food has no veggie's, then when you realize
you were wrong, you make up lie's that it's not healthy.

VEGATABLES ARE VEGATABLES.


Geoff Miller

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"Jerry Sauk" <jerr...@hotmail.com> writes:

: You're the only on-topic poster? It is to laugh...

> Geoff, some thing's have changed in this group that you need to be aware of
> since you last posted here.

Things have changed since...last week?

Wow. It's so hard to keep up with this stuff anymore. Where's Alvin
Toffler, now that we really need him?


> TROLLING IS NOT TOLERATED. There has been MULTIPLE anti-trolling program's
> put into place by me, and they are pretty much succesful. MANY troll's have
> left the group thank's to my personal effort's. Yes there is a few that
> stick around, but there trolling activity is now extremely limited.

First of all, Jerry, you don't own this newsgroup, or even moderate
it. So get off your high horse.

Second, if those "programs" were so successful, why did there need to
be "multiple" ones?

And third, why is it "trolling" simply to point out that you aren't
the only on-topic poster? I even provided examples of threads that I
either started, or participated in on-topic.


> There are HARSH punishment's for not following these simple, standard rules.
> (just ask stormee, he was killfiled for her refusal not to bottom-post...
> and now she hardly ever post's at all, which I know to be a fact becouse
> nobody responds to her anymore.

Being killfiled is a punishment at all, let alone a harsh one?

You control other people's killfiles?

*snork*

You're just trying to change the subject because you can't bring
yourself to admit that you were wrong about being the only on-topic
poster.


Admit that you were wrong, Jerry. It's what a grown-up would do.



Geoff

--
"Why do Muslims have to call it a 'fatwa?' That reeks of sizeism to
me." -- Jim Goad

Geoff Miller

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"Jerry Sauk" <jerr...@hotmail.com> writes:

> The TRUTH of the fact is, after all is said and done, I probably eat more
> vegetable's a day from fast-food then Steve with all his home-cooked crap he
> makes at home.


I doubt that very much.

Anyway, the POINT I was making was that those vegetables have little
or no nutritional value, and so claiming that fast food contains
vegetables is pointless.



Geoff

--
"Can you please stop making ball slapping sounds with the brisket?”
-- Beeker

Earl

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Liar! If that was true you wouldn't post all of your responses in one
day. There are highly educated people here with many multiple college
degrees that know better. And then there is you - a lazy, lying, waste
of oxygen.

Earl

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Won't happen. He will never admit when he is wrong as often as that is.

Geoff Miller

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Earl <earl...@hotmail.com> writes:

: Admit that you were wrong, Jerry. It's what a grown-up would do.

> Won't happen. He will never admit when he is wrong as often as that is.


Oh, hell, I know that. I have several years of experience dealing
with him.

Still, though, I like to corner him and watch him flail as his
arguments get more and more ridiculous.



Geoff

--
"I'm probably in the minority here, but I think Eleanor Rigby
deserved to be lonely." -- Jim Goad

Jerry Sauk really real

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I'm the real Jerry Sauk, really.

Jerry Sauk

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"Geoff Miller" <geo...@netgate.net> wrote in message

> > Geoff, some thing's have changed in this group that you need to be aware
of
> > since you last posted here.
>
> Things have changed since...last week?

Geoff, you haven't been a regular poster here in multiple year's.

> Second, if those "programs" were so successful, why did there need to
> be "multiple" ones?

GOOD QUESTION. Becouse, there are multpiple kind's of troll's. Take
Stormee for example. She's a woman, and therefore she's a attention-whore.
Therfore, they best way to deal with her, was to simply kill-file here.
IMMEDIATELY after she was killfiled, me and everybody else stopped responded
to her, and she disappeared. Another Example, Steve, is more of an asshole
type-troll. Since he is involved with illegal activity such as personal
abuse, all I have to do to get him to shut is mention that I'll call
lawyers/Judge Judy etc and he disappears for awhile. And with YOU geoff,
your biggest issue is your obsessive-arguing problem, and although
technically not a troll as long AS YOU STAY ON TOPIC, can get annoying. The
best way to control you is to simply close discussion's once everything has
been said. And there have been many other troll's such as TFM that have
stopped due to my many other programs./


> And third, why is it "trolling" simply to point out that you aren't
> the only on-topic poster? I even provided examples of threads that I
> either started, or participated in on-topic.

I never called you a troll.

> > There are HARSH punishment's for not following these simple, standard
rules.
> > (just ask stormee, he was killfiled for her refusal not to
bottom-post...
> > and now she hardly ever post's at all, which I know to be a fact becouse
> > nobody responds to her anymore.
>
> Being killfiled is a punishment at all, let alone a harsh one?

The past experience shows, once I killfile somebody, their time here is
OVER. Killfiling is harsh, but it is the LEAST harsh of many other
consequence's.



Jerry Sauk

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> Anyway, the POINT I was making was that those vegetables have little
> or no nutritional value, and so claiming that fast food contains
> vegetables is pointless.

>
> Geoff


SO...............

When vegetable's are cooked personally, they are extremely healthy, but when
they come from fast-food, THEY HAVE NO NUTRITION VALUE?

Your an idiot.


Earl

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OK so now we know you are mentally retarded. This is your invitation to
leave forever. Don't let that door hit your in your fat ass.

Earl

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What does "cooked personally" mean in your tiny brain?

Geoff Miller

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"Jerry Sauk" <jerr...@hotmail.com> writes::

>> Anyway, the POINT I was making was that those vegetables have little
>> or no nutritional value, and so claiming that fast food contains
>> vegetables is pointless.

> SO...............

> When vegetable's are cooked personally, they are extremely healthy, but when
> they come from fast-food, THEY HAVE NO NUTRITION VALUE?

Er, no.

You see, Jerry, when vegetables are cooked at home ("personally," as
you put it), they're of types, and are cooked and eaten in servings
large enough, to have actual nutritional value.

Sorry, Jerry, but the vegetables found on a typical fast-food
hamburger -- a pickle, a slice of tomato (technically a fruit, but an
honorary vegetable for the purposes of this discussion), some diced
onions, and a leaf or two of iceberg lettuce don't have significant
nutritional value. Potatoes, even less. The same holds true for the
vegetables found in or on other fast-food items, such as the "Mexican"
food at Taco Bell.


> Your an idiot.

I'm an idiot what?

(Fish in a barrel, I know. But sometimes I just can't resist.)




Geoff
--
"Someone told Obama that Romney is axing teachers and firefighters.
Obama paused and said, 'What question is he axing them?'" -- Jim Goad

Zilbandy

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On Sat, 16 Jun 2012 21:25:54 -0400, Earl <earl...@hotmail.com>
wrote:

>The past experience shows, once I killfile somebody, their time here is
>> OVER. Killfiling is harsh, but it is the LEAST harsh of many other
>> consequence's.

I don't think you get the idea of killfiling someone. You can killfile
anyone you want and it has absolutely no affect on anyone else's
computer. Only you won't see the person you killfiled... everyone one
else will still see them just like normal.

--
Zilbandy

Zilbandy

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On Sat, 16 Jun 2012 21:25:54 -0400, Earl <earl...@hotmail.com>
wrote:

>The past experience shows, once I killfile somebody, their time here is
>> OVER. Killfiling is harsh, but it is the LEAST harsh of many other
>> consequence's.

Sorry Earl, for posting my last reply to you... should have been to
Jerry.

--
Zilbandy

Geoff Miller

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"Jerry Sauk" <jerr...@hotmail.com> writes:

> Geoff, you haven't been a regular poster here in multiple year's.

But I have been for the last few months, and that's what matters in
this context.

Specifically, I was a regular poster to the threads I mentioned. I
was even the originator of a couple of them.

Like it or not, Jerry. Like it or not.


>> Second, if those "programs" were so successful, why did there need to
>> be "multiple" ones?

> GOOD QUESTION. Becouse, there are multpiple kind's of troll's. Take
> Stormee for example. She's a woman, and therefore she's a attention-whore.

With an attitude like that, no wonder you never get laid.


> Therfore, they best way to deal with her, was to simply kill-file here.
> IMMEDIATELY after she was killfiled, me and everybody else stopped responded
> to her, and she disappeared.

It's more likely that she only had eyes for you, and when you quit
responding to her, there was nothing left for her here.

The rest of us have had perfectly satisfactory exchanges among
ourselves, exchanges that didn't involve you. We talked about
Chipotle, Five Guys, Panera, In-N-Out Burger, and a few other places.
You were nowhere to be found. And you weren't missed. At all.

Your participation is *not* a requirement for keeping this newsgroup
alive, Jerry.


> Another Example, Steve, is more of an asshole type-troll. Since he is involved
> with illegal activity such as personal abuse, all I have to do to get him to shut is
> mention that I'll call lawyers/Judge Judy etc and he disappears for awhile.

What? Personal abuse? Yanking one's yam is illegal now? First
Michael Bloomberg bans large sodas, and now this. That's life in
Barack Obama's America for you...


> And with YOU geoff, your biggest issue is your obsessive-arguing problem, and
> although technically not a troll as long AS YOU STAY ON TOPIC, can get annoying.

Jerry, if you agree to stop being wrong so much, I'll agree to stop
arguing with you so much.

But since you can't help being wrong, I don't erxpect to have to honor
that.

*snicker*


> I never called you a troll.

You didn't "call [me] a troll" directly, but you *did* imply that I
was trolling. I wrote:

"You're the only on-topic poster? It is to laugh... "

And you warned me:

"Geoff, some thing's have changed in this group that you need to be
aware of since you last posted here. TROLLING IS NOT TOLERATED."

Clearly, you believed that I was trolling, or you wouldn't have
written that. It would've made no sense.

And just as clearly, you believe that disagreeing with you is
automatically trolling.

Admit it, Jerry. Come clean for once in your measly life. For the
sake of your own self-respect, if nothing else.


>> Being killfiled is a punishment at all, let alone a harsh one?

> The past experience shows, once I killfile somebody, their time here is
> OVER.

I'm living proof that you're talking shit. You killfilled *me* a few
years back. It was during a thread about Taco Bell, as I recall,
although the details aren't critical. I not only didn't go away at
the time, but I'm back again now.


> Killfiling is harsh, but it is the LEAST harsh of many other consequence's.

"If you call me Franklin, I'll kill you!"

"Oooooh!"

"Mellow out, Franklin."




Geoff

--
"For the last ten years, we have, in fact, been not warming but
slightly cooling, which is why the eco-warriors have adopted the
all-purpose bogeyman of 'climate change.'" -- Mark Steyn

Jerry Sauk

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"Earl" <earl...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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Everybody I have kill-filed has left teh group earl.... you CAN'T argue
with result's!!!! results are just as convincing as fact's.


Jerry Sauk

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Jun 20, 2012, 1:50:29 AM6/20/12
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"Earl" <earl...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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cooked by the person who is tasting the food obviously. (or giving it to a
family member/friend) as opposed to food that is cooked at a business for
profit.


Jerry Sauk

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Jun 20, 2012, 1:53:32 AM6/20/12
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"Geoff Miller" <geo...@netgate.net> wrote in message
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>
>
>
> "Jerry Sauk" <jerr...@hotmail.com> writes::
>
> >> Anyway, the POINT I was making was that those vegetables have little
> >> or no nutritional value, and so claiming that fast food contains
> >> vegetables is pointless.
>
> > SO...............
>
> > When vegetable's are cooked personally, they are extremely healthy, but
when
> > they come from fast-food, THEY HAVE NO NUTRITION VALUE?
>
> Er, no.
>
> You see, Jerry, when vegetables are cooked at home ("personally," as
> you put it), they're of types, and are cooked and eaten in servings
> large enough, to have actual nutritional value.
>
> Sorry, Jerry, but the vegetables found on a typical fast-food
> hamburger -- a pickle, a slice of tomato (technically a fruit, but an
> honorary vegetable for the purposes of this discussion), some diced
> onions, and a leaf or two of iceberg lettuce don't have significant
> nutritional value. Potatoes, even less. The same holds true for the
> vegetables found in or on other fast-food items, such as the "Mexican"
> food at Taco Bell.
>

ARE THEY VEGETABLES OR ARE THEY NOT????????(they are)

THEN, they are Healthy! Subway, for example, their entire advertising
campaign is about how healthy they are!!!! End of discussion.


Jerry Sauk

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Jun 20, 2012, 1:54:51 AM6/20/12
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"Zilbandy" <z...@zilbandyREMOVETHIS.com> wrote in message
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YES ZILBANDY, I AM WELL AWARE OF THAT. But my POINT was, once I killfile
them, then they have nobody to troll, so they eventually just dis-appear.


Jerry Sauk

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Jun 20, 2012, 1:59:31 AM6/20/12
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"Geoff Miller" <geo...@netgate.net> wrote in message
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> > GOOD QUESTION. Becouse, there are multpiple kind's of troll's. Take
> > Stormee for example. She's a woman, and therefore she's a
attention-whore.
>
> With an attitude like that, no wonder you never get laid.

All I did was state a fact. If a woman decides not to be with me because of
that, it's discrimination.


Robert

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Jun 20, 2012, 3:56:01 PM6/20/12
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"Jerry Sauk" <jerr...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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So they left the group because you can't see their post anymore?

Exactly what do you think a kill-file is? A way to banish someone from
posting?


Robert

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Earl

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Jun 20, 2012, 7:09:51 PM6/20/12
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I figured that out...

Earl

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Jun 20, 2012, 7:11:34 PM6/20/12
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Wrong, fatass. You don't see them, everyone else does.

Earl

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Jun 20, 2012, 7:13:41 PM6/20/12
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Other than onions (an that is debatable), what vegetables are cooked in
at McDonald's, for example?


We'll look for your response in a few weeks when you return.

Earl

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Jun 20, 2012, 7:14:26 PM6/20/12
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You'll never get it, lumpy.

Earl

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Jun 20, 2012, 7:15:19 PM6/20/12
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Keep telling yourself that, Jerry.

Jerry Sauk

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Jun 21, 2012, 2:31:00 AM6/21/12
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"Robert" <racemaildro...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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AS I JUST EXPLANED TO JEFF, Killfling precvent's ME from seeing it. And
when I don't respond to it, the person can't troll anymore, so they just
give up and disappear.

For proof of this... when is the last time any of you saw BigBadBubba around
here????????????


Jerry Sauk

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Jun 21, 2012, 2:33:04 AM6/21/12
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"Sqwertz" <swe...@cluemail.compost> wrote in message
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> On Wed, 20 Jun 2012 00:49:04 -0500, Jerry Sauk wrote:
>
> > Everybody I have kill-filed has left teh group earl.... you CAN'T argue
> > with result's!!!! results are just as convincing as fact's.
>
> You killfiled one person.
>
> Why not killfile me, Jerry? And please call on the cops on me - lets
> see if your anti-trolling tactics really work or wether you're just
> full of yourself.

I'm warning you Steve, when I get pissed, I get VERY unpredictable. Don't
tell me to do stuff unless you actually want me to do it.


Jerry Sauk

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Jun 21, 2012, 2:35:09 AM6/21/12
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"Earl" <earl...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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Wrong again, killfiling is a extremely effective method, I've gotten rid of
lots, for example Stormee, BigBadBubba, and many more.


Jerry Sauk

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Jun 21, 2012, 2:39:01 AM6/21/12
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"Earl" <earl...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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Ahem, theese are just the ones found in the food's that I taste. ONIONS,
Tomato's, lettuce, Potato's and pickle's. (which are cucumber's) That's
FIVE count them FIVE servings of vegetables in ONE meal.

And that doesn't even count all the burger's at mcdonald's that I do'nt know
what veggies are on them, for example the angus burger's and all the chicken
item's.


Jerry Sauk

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"Earl" <earl...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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Ahem, when was the last time you saw BigBadBubba post here?!?!?!?!??!


Robert

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"Jerry Sauk" <jerr...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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But you keep calling me a troll and yet your responding to my post. So I
must not be in your kill-file so your plan has failed.


Robert

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