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May 17, 2013, 7:33:30 PM5/17/13
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http://tinyurl.com/d8ef436

Priceless! LOL!

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May 17, 2013, 7:36:36 PM5/17/13
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"Checkmate" <Lunati...@The.Edge> wrote in
message news:6j3495....@news.alt.net...
>
> http://tinyurl.com/d8ef436
>
> Priceless! LOL!

A link that doesn't work is priceless? Bwahahahhahahah.

An idiot who goes to the trouble to create a tiny url
and fucks it up- now THAT'S priceless.

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May 17, 2013, 7:49:12 PM5/17/13
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it works on my screen

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On Fri, 17 May 2013 19:36:36 -0400, Sir Gregory Hall, Esqￜ put forth
the notion that:
It worked for me, and then it didn't. Stay tuned.

Sir Gregory Hall, Esq�

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May 17, 2013, 8:02:45 PM5/17/13
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"Checkmate" <Lunati...@The.Edge> wrote in
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> Sir Gregory Hall, Esq� put forth the notion that:
>> "Checkmate" <Lunati...@The.Edge> wrote in
>> message news:6j3495....@news.alt.net...
>> >
>> > http://tinyurl.com/d8ef436
>> >
>> > Priceless! LOL!
>>
>> A link that doesn't work is priceless? Bwahahahhahahah.
>>
>> An idiot who goes to the trouble to create a tiny url
>> and fucks it up- now THAT'S priceless.
>
> It worked for me, and then it didn't. Stay tuned.


I borked it. I figured out how to bork tiny links a couple
months ago. Those people are soooooo dumb!

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Sir Gregory


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May 17, 2013, 8:21:28 PM5/17/13
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On Fri, 17 May 2013 20:02:45 -0400, Sir Gregory Hall, Esqￜ put forth
the notion that:


>
> "Checkmate" <Lunati...@The.Edge> wrote in
> message news:6j358c....@news.alt.net...
> > Sir Gregory Hall, Esqￜ put forth the notion that:
> >> "Checkmate" <Lunati...@The.Edge> wrote in
> >> message news:6j3495....@news.alt.net...
> >> >
> >> > http://tinyurl.com/d8ef436
> >> >
> >> > Priceless! LOL!
> >>
> >> A link that doesn't work is priceless? Bwahahahhahahah.
> >>
> >> An idiot who goes to the trouble to create a tiny url
> >> and fucks it up- now THAT'S priceless.
> >
> > It worked for me, and then it didn't. Stay tuned.
>
>
> I borked it. I figured out how to bork tiny links a couple
> months ago. Those people are soooooo dumb!

Bork this!

http://tinyurl.com/5faro2

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May 17, 2013, 8:34:46 PM5/17/13
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Sir Gregory Hall, Esq· wrote:
i can still see it , its the power of canada

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May 17, 2013, 8:35:24 PM5/17/13
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Checkmate wrote:
> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts
> by Checkmate!
>
> On Fri, 17 May 2013 20:02:45 -0400, Sir Gregory Hall, Esq· put
> forth the notion that:
>
>
>>
>> "Checkmate" <Lunati...@The.Edge> wrote in
>> message news:6j358c....@news.alt.net...
>>> Sir Gregory Hall, Esq· put forth the notion that:
>>>> "Checkmate" <Lunati...@The.Edge> wrote in
>>>> message news:6j3495....@news.alt.net...
>>>>>
>>>>> http://tinyurl.com/d8ef436
>>>>>
>>>>> Priceless! LOL!
>>>>
>>>> A link that doesn't work is priceless? Bwahahahhahahah.
>>>>
>>>> An idiot who goes to the trouble to create a tiny url
>>>> and fucks it up- now THAT'S priceless.
>>>
>>> It worked for me, and then it didn't. Stay tuned.
>>
>>
>> I borked it. I figured out how to bork tiny links a couple
>> months ago. Those people are soooooo dumb!
>
> Bork this!
>
> http://tinyurl.com/5faro2


i just know that's you

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May 17, 2013, 8:37:23 PM5/17/13
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On Fri, 17 May 2013 17:34:46 -0700, % put forth the notion that:


>
> Sir Gregory Hall, Esqￜ wrote:
> > "Checkmate" <Lunati...@The.Edge> wrote in
> > message news:6j358c....@news.alt.net...
> >> Sir Gregory Hall, Esqￜ put forth the notion that:
> >>> "Checkmate" <Lunati...@The.Edge> wrote in
> >>> message news:6j3495....@news.alt.net...
> >>>>
> >>>> http://tinyurl.com/d8ef436
> >>>>
> >>>> Priceless! LOL!
> >>>
> >>> A link that doesn't work is priceless? Bwahahahhahahah.
> >>>
> >>> An idiot who goes to the trouble to create a tiny url
> >>> and fucks it up- now THAT'S priceless.
> >>
> >> It worked for me, and then it didn't. Stay tuned.
> >
> >
> > I borked it. I figured out how to bork tiny links a couple
> > months ago. Those people are soooooo dumb!
>
>
> i can still see it , its the power of canada

http://tinyurl.com/CaptainNealsTeapot

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May 17, 2013, 8:37:43 PM5/17/13
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On Fri, 17 May 2013 17:35:24 -0700, % put forth the notion that:


>
> Checkmate wrote:
> > Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts
> > by Checkmate!
> >
> > On Fri, 17 May 2013 20:02:45 -0400, Sir Gregory Hall, Esqￜ put
> > forth the notion that:
> >
> >
> >>
> >> "Checkmate" <Lunati...@The.Edge> wrote in
> >> message news:6j358c....@news.alt.net...
> >>> Sir Gregory Hall, Esqￜ put forth the notion that:
> >>>> "Checkmate" <Lunati...@The.Edge> wrote in
> >>>> message news:6j3495....@news.alt.net...
> >>>>>
> >>>>> http://tinyurl.com/d8ef436
> >>>>>
> >>>>> Priceless! LOL!
> >>>>
> >>>> A link that doesn't work is priceless? Bwahahahhahahah.
> >>>>
> >>>> An idiot who goes to the trouble to create a tiny url
> >>>> and fucks it up- now THAT'S priceless.
> >>>
> >>> It worked for me, and then it didn't. Stay tuned.
> >>
> >>
> >> I borked it. I figured out how to bork tiny links a couple
> >> months ago. Those people are soooooo dumb!
> >
> > Bork this!
> >
> > http://tinyurl.com/5faro2
>
>
> i just know that's you

I look way better than that.

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May 17, 2013, 8:53:58 PM5/17/13
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Checkmate wrote:
> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts
> by Checkmate!
>
> On Fri, 17 May 2013 17:34:46 -0700, % put forth the notion that:
>
>
>>
>> Sir Gregory Hall, Esq· wrote:
>>> "Checkmate" <Lunati...@The.Edge> wrote in
>>> message news:6j358c....@news.alt.net...
>>>> Sir Gregory Hall, Esq· put forth the notion that:
>>>>> "Checkmate" <Lunati...@The.Edge> wrote in
>>>>> message news:6j3495....@news.alt.net...
>>>>>>
>>>>>> http://tinyurl.com/d8ef436
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Priceless! LOL!
>>>>>
>>>>> A link that doesn't work is priceless? Bwahahahhahahah.
>>>>>
>>>>> An idiot who goes to the trouble to create a tiny url
>>>>> and fucks it up- now THAT'S priceless.
>>>>
>>>> It worked for me, and then it didn't. Stay tuned.
>>>
>>>
>>> I borked it. I figured out how to bork tiny links a couple
>>> months ago. Those people are soooooo dumb!
>>
>>
>> i can still see it , its the power of canada
>
> http://tinyurl.com/CaptainNealsTeapot


it was only good the first time

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May 17, 2013, 8:54:36 PM5/17/13
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Checkmate wrote:
> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts
> by Checkmate!
>
> On Fri, 17 May 2013 17:35:24 -0700, % put forth the notion that:
>
>
>>
>> Checkmate wrote:
>>> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading
>>> posts by Checkmate!
>>>
>>> On Fri, 17 May 2013 20:02:45 -0400, Sir Gregory Hall, Esq· put
>>> forth the notion that:
>>>
>>>
>>>>
>>>> "Checkmate" <Lunati...@The.Edge> wrote in
>>>> message news:6j358c....@news.alt.net...
>>>>> Sir Gregory Hall, Esq· put forth the notion that:
>>>>>> "Checkmate" <Lunati...@The.Edge> wrote in
>>>>>> message news:6j3495....@news.alt.net...
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> http://tinyurl.com/d8ef436
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Priceless! LOL!
>>>>>>
>>>>>> A link that doesn't work is priceless? Bwahahahhahahah.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> An idiot who goes to the trouble to create a tiny url
>>>>>> and fucks it up- now THAT'S priceless.
>>>>>
>>>>> It worked for me, and then it didn't. Stay tuned.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> I borked it. I figured out how to bork tiny links a couple
>>>> months ago. Those people are soooooo dumb!
>>>
>>> Bork this!
>>>
>>> http://tinyurl.com/5faro2
>>
>>
>> i just know that's you
>
> I look way better than that.

you left out the use to

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May 18, 2013, 9:01:47 AM5/18/13
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On Sat, 18 May 2013 07:38:07 +0100, Sn!pe put forth the notion that:


>
> Checkmate <Lunati...@The.Edge> wrote:
>
> > Bork this!
> >
> > http://tinyurl.com/5faro2
>
> That's a posh one with a self-opening spout.

I saw two spouts.
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