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Shawn Martin

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Jul 15, 2012, 1:23:55 PM7/15/12
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"Sqwertz" <swe...@cluemail.compost> wrote in message
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> http://austin.thegreensheet.com/Classifieds/MERCHANDISE.aspx?SubCateg=Farming%20and%20Livestock
>
> ONE MALE DONKEY : Neutered.
> $60. (512)914-5626. INDIVIDUAL
>
> Cheapest ass I've ever seen. And don't have to pay for a hunting
> license or ammo. Neutered, so this would be like an equine capon.
> What kind of yield can I expect from a full grown ass? Wiki indicates
> there some Italian recipes utilizing ass meat, but I can't find any on
> the Net after a half-assed search.
>
> -sw
>

He's not gonna get any takers at that price. Around here, people are just
opening the gates, and letting them wander off. Sherriff's Department picks
up about 15 of them a month.

Used to be a slaughter house up in Ft Worth, but the tree-huggers shut it
down.

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gtr

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Jul 15, 2012, 3:15:56 PM7/15/12
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On 2012-07-15 17:23:55 +0000, Shawn Martin said:

> He's not gonna get any takers at that price. Around here, people are
> just opening the gates, and letting them wander off. Sherriff's
> Department picks up about 15 of them a month.
>
> Used to be a slaughter house up in Ft Worth, but the tree-huggers shut it down.

I don't think the tree-huggers closed any such commercial concern.
Prove me wrong.

Shawn Martin

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Jul 15, 2012, 3:39:19 PM7/15/12
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"gtr" <x...@yyy.zzz> wrote in message news:2012071512155625356-xxx@yyyzzz...
Are you a tree hugger?

Mark Thorson

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Jul 15, 2012, 4:53:06 PM7/15/12
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Sqwertz wrote:
>
> Cheapest ass I've ever seen. And don't have to pay for a hunting
> license or ammo. Neutered, so this would be like an equine capon.
> What kind of yield can I expect from a full grown ass? Wiki indicates
> there some Italian recipes utilizing ass meat, but I can't find any on
> the Net after a half-assed search.

If it was raised as a pet or a work animal,
it may have been given medicine and drugs
that would not be given to a food animal.
In the absence of a domestic equine food
industry, your only safe source of such meat
would be wild asses.

Farm1

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Jul 15, 2012, 10:35:10 PM7/15/12
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"Sqwertz" <swe...@cluemail.compost> wrote in message
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> http://austin.thegreensheet.com/Classifieds/MERCHANDISE.aspx?SubCateg=Farming%20and%20Livestock
>
> ONE MALE DONKEY : Neutered.
> $60. (512)914-5626. INDIVIDUAL
>
> Cheapest ass I've ever seen. And don't have to pay for a hunting
> license or ammo. Neutered, so this would be like an equine capon.
> What kind of yield can I expect from a full grown ass?

The 'dressed weight' (that is the technical term for it) of most carcases of
mammals would probably be fairly consistent given that they share a simialr
alimentary conformation. You start from the weight of the beast to be
slaughtered and dressed and then apply a percentage acccording to the
condition of the animal (it varies if the animal is very poor or very well
conditions). As a very rough rule of thumb, you wouldn't go too far wrong
calculating it as being roughly 50% of the live weight.

And before anyone comes back with 'if's buts or maybes', please note that I
did say it was a rough figure. I know what those 'ifs buts and maybes' are
but for someone who knows nothing about dressing weights, 50% is good enough
to start with.


Krypsis

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Jul 16, 2012, 12:46:25 AM7/16/12
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On 16/07/2012 2:47 AM, Sqwertz wrote:
> http://austin.thegreensheet.com/Classifieds/MERCHANDISE.aspx?SubCateg=Farming%20and%20Livestock
>
> ONE MALE DONKEY : Neutered.
> $60. (512)914-5626. INDIVIDUAL
>
> Cheapest ass I've ever seen. And don't have to pay for a hunting
> license or ammo. Neutered, so this would be like an equine capon.
> What kind of yield can I expect from a full grown ass? Wiki indicates
> there some Italian recipes utilizing ass meat, but I can't find any on
> the Net after a half-assed search.
>
> -sw
>
When I looked at the header, I thought Squirt was offering his ass for
sale to the gay community. ;-)


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David Harmon

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Jul 16, 2012, 7:32:43 AM7/16/12
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On Mon, 16 Jul 2012 14:46:25 +1000 in rec.food.cooking, Krypsis
<kry...@optusnet.com.au> wrote,
>>
>When I looked at the header, I thought Squirt was offering his ass for
>sale to the gay community. ;-)

The psychologists call that "projection".
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Psychological_projection

ViLco

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Jul 16, 2012, 9:05:11 AM7/16/12
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Krypsis wrote:

>> ONE MALE DONKEY : Neutered.
>> $60. (512)914-5626. INDIVIDUAL
>>
>> Cheapest ass I've ever seen. And don't have to pay for a hunting
>> license or ammo. Neutered, so this would be like an equine capon.
>> What kind of yield can I expect from a full grown ass? Wiki
>> indicates there some Italian recipes utilizing ass meat, but I can't
>> find any on the Net after a half-assed search.

> When I looked at the header, I thought Squirt was offering his ass for
> sale to the gay community. ;-)

+1



ViLco

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Jul 16, 2012, 9:50:47 AM7/16/12
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Sqwertz wrote:

> Cheapest ass I've ever seen. And don't have to pay for a hunting
> license or ammo. Neutered, so this would be like an equine capon.
> What kind of yield can I expect from a full grown ass? Wiki indicates
> there some Italian recipes utilizing ass meat, but I can't find any on
> the Net after a half-assed search.

Stracotto di somarina, but it should be made with a female young ass. I
don't know if a neutered male would do well



spamtrap1888

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Jul 16, 2012, 10:08:35 AM7/16/12
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So Italians are selective regarding which asses they'll eat. I can't
argue with eating only young, female asses.

gtr

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Jul 16, 2012, 10:15:25 AM7/16/12
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Wait a minute now; is this double entendre?

ViLco

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Jul 16, 2012, 10:48:16 AM7/16/12
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spamtrap1888 wrote:

>> Stracotto di somarina, but it should be made with a female young
>> ass. I don't know if a neutered male would do well

> So Italians are selective regarding which asses they'll eat. I can't
> argue with eating only young, female asses.

LOLOLOL!



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Nunya Bidnits

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Jul 16, 2012, 1:03:22 PM7/16/12
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Krypsis <kry...@optusnet.com.au> wrote:

> When I looked at the header, I thought Squirt was offering his ass for
> sale to the gay community. ;-)

That's quite the projection.


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ChairMan

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Jul 16, 2012, 8:56:57 PM7/16/12
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"Sqwertz" <swe...@cluemail.compost> wrote in message
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> Especially when it could equally apply to the soliciting of women.
> Which happens to be my current profession.
>
> -sw

I thought you were tryin to sell kent


Nunya Bidnits

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Jul 17, 2012, 7:53:17 PM7/17/12
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Was that it? That could result in a huge product liability lawsuit. My
advice to Steve is let it go.


ChairMan

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Jul 18, 2012, 1:58:16 PM7/18/12
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In Steves defense, he's tried, but I'm sure Steve would include all
disclaimers and warnings nessecary to cover his own ass.


The Public Library

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Jul 18, 2012, 2:05:18 PM7/18/12
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On Jul 15, 12:47 pm, Sqwertz <swe...@cluemail.compost> wrote:
> http://austin.thegreensheet.com/Classifieds/MERCHANDISE.aspx?SubCateg...
>
>   ONE MALE DONKEY  : Neutered.
>   $60.   (512)914-5626.  INDIVIDUAL
>
> Cheapest ass I've ever seen.  And don't have to pay for a hunting
> license or ammo.   Neutered, so this would be like an equine capon.
> What kind of yield can I expect from a full grown ass?  Wiki indicates
> there some Italian recipes utilizing ass meat, but I can't find any on
> the Net after a half-assed search.
>
> -sw

I go down to Acapulco. I purchase asses on the cheap. Me and my
buddy then also purchase oodles of dried and smoked fish. We make our
way over the mountains selling the fish as we go. When we're done, we
sell the asses way up top of some mountain, and slide back down to
Acapulco in order to do the same thing again. If you wait up top the
mountain, you can get some pretty cheap asses from us.

Chemo the Clown

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Jul 18, 2012, 2:08:21 PM7/18/12
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On Jul 18, 11:05 am, The Public Library <parkstreetboo...@gmail.com>
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I've seen your asses and they aren't worth anything.

Nunya Bidnits

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Jul 18, 2012, 3:00:07 PM7/18/12
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Bummer. In the good old days, all one needed to cover one's ass was a
blanket.


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ChairMan

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Jul 18, 2012, 6:09:38 PM7/18/12
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"Nunya Bidnits" <nunyab...@eternal-september.invalid> wrote in message
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Yeah, that was before we got overrun with "isms"

http://nationaljuggernaut.blogspot.com/2009/09/this-cartoon-seemed-far-fetched-in-1948.html




ChairMan

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Jul 18, 2012, 8:50:33 PM7/18/12
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"Sqwertz" <swe...@cluemail.compost> wrote in message
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> Kent is used goods and gets the standard thrift store warranty:
> "Caveat Emptor. All sales are as is and final. No returns
> accepted.".

where are recalls when ya need 'em
>
> Besides, somebody already tattooed that on his forehead. Can't miss
> it.
>

would that be a target,too?



Brick

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Jul 19, 2012, 7:24:46 AM7/19/12
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If they have enough money, who cares how happy they are?

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