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Urban legends, ala Jan Harold Brunvand.
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CON JOB
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It has been brought to our attention here at Google
that the message about Ed Conrad's funeral -- and
the stoppage of all traffic in Pennsylvania while
his lifeless body is being lowered to his grave --
is TOTAL FICTION.
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First of all, Conrad -- aka The Ultimate Troll --is still
alive and not-too-well and currently a resident of the... more »
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This year's Yugo Awards
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In article <knbaos$kn...@dont-email.me>,
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matches my memory and refutes that urban legend.
"If you take anything away from this article, please let it be this:
the reason there is no Metro station in Georgetown has absolutely... more »
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JUDGE MAY THROW THE BOOK AT DISCLOSE.TV
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ED CONRAD'S CONFIDENTIAL E-MAIL TO INTERNET FORUM
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To: disclosetv...@yahoo.com
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TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN
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I HAVE JUST BEEN INFORMED THAT I HAVE BEEN BANNED
FROM DISCLOSE.TV FOR LIFE (FOR THE FOURTH OR FIFTH
TIME) AND IT CAME AS SUCH A SHOCK, I BELIEVE I HAVE... more »
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Vodka ist not Vegan?
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So someone tells me, "Vodka is not vegan. They use milk in making it!"
Ah, the thrill of alarms bells going off in me head, just like old times when
there was a deadly spider in the yucca palm!
I wasn't sure how a mix of ethanol and water could be not vegan, or how using
milk could benefit a vodka. A bit of googling turns up one vodka ("Parliament")... more »
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POPE JOHN XXIII'S SAINTHOOD LONG OVERDUE
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VATICAN CITY — As you know, Pope Francis has just set
a Vatican speed record by giving the Catholic church 813
new saints in a matter of minutes.
Canonized were a large group of Italians who were beheaded
by Turkish invaders for defying demands to convert to Islam
533 years ago.
The massacre occurred in 1480 and the courageous Christians... more »
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HIGH TIME CONGRESS SHOWED SOME BALLS
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You would certainly think that at least one member
of Congress would have the balls to demand
a scientific showdown between Ed Conrad
and the Pseudo-Scientific Establishment.
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Or, as Ed was once told by a staffer for Sen. Al
Gore Jr. (then chairman of the House Scientific... more »
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THE FIRST RESURRECTION SINCE PONTIUS PILATE.
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MAHANOY CITY, Pa (Rueters) -- Yes,
Virginia, miracles DO HAPPEN every
now and then.
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Ed Conrad actually was unconscious,
-- certainly not dead -- while lying bare-ass
naked on the table in the chilly mortuary... more »
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LET'S JUST SAY ED CONRAD WAS A BAD SHOT
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MAHANOY CITY, Pa (Rueters) -- We won't
have Ed Conrad to kick around anymore.
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Ed, infamously known as Legally Insane
and/or The Ultimate Troll, died this morning
from five or six bullet shots to the head.... more »
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