Matthew P Wiener bequeathed:

Matthew, stop being such a maggot-brained pissant foul-smelling cranky
fucked-up weasel-word-talking moronic asshole shit-for-brains poncy
danglesocket wannabe know-nothing painful-rectal-itch-of-a-person asswipe
snot-sucking gaping-wound-where-the-brain-should-be trying annoying sickly
childish fuckwit dipshit knock-kneed piggy shit-spewing hate-filled
needle-dick trash-talking ill-conceived personality-transplant-needing
pinheaded sack-of-pus urinal-breath dingleberry incognizant lame-ass
breathable-air-wasting meat-by-product horse-faced decaf-drinking
thumb-sucking no-date shivelled-spirit loser hose-bag bitch-talking
crybaby craven toejam no-sense-of-humor prick cause-having no-sense
unworthy laborious bet-you-think-I-can't-keep-this-up-bet-I-can facile
reprobate ungraceful slackbladder clue-repellent just-plain-repellent
momma's-boy wailing sniggeringly-inept uncreative immature lackluster
beneath-contempt piss-poor mild-geek-by-day-but-fucking-offal-eating-
shithead-by-night wormy crass no-excuse unclear-on-the-concept
attention-craving net-loon drive-by-shooting-candidate freakish stupid
lying shitty snivelling no-class lower-than-dirt illiterate unprofessional
pico-dick-nonpareil inadequate laughable inept uncultured repugnant prig
goober earwig flaccid zero-friends did-you-ever-finish-that-degree-
at-Berkley-or-are-your-pompous-posts-your-way-of-trying-to-deal-with-your-
failures-as-a-real- mathematician grunting nakedly-juvenile-to-the-core
embarrassing masochistic goose-egg-IQ hellspawn inarticulate flailing
funkless dolt creepy monstrous socially-clumsy dog-kibble noxious
atrophied-neuron irredeemable posting-recklessly-while-under-the-
delusion-you-can-actually-think truculent mycogenous goony
spittle-spraying one-track-minded nebbish hopelessly-outclassed pofaced
amoral toadlike craptrap buttinski loopy spoiled-brat idiotic
you-should-eat-more-because-it's-obvious-your-body-is-scavenging-
your-grey-matter-for-nourishment boorish whiny unsound capable-of-
sucking-ambient-humor-from-the-very-air atrocious imbecilic wanker
impotent malodorous dismissable boring incapable callous mean-spirited
snippy piece-of-dung evil nerdy almost-not-worth-this-but-
I-gotta-say-you're-a-fun-target pre-pubescent cheesy monosyllabic
safe-and-effective-diuretic rank-smelling fetid ditchwater peculiar
thick-skulled troglodyte wheedling monkey-boy pukestain inbred
flirting-with-intelligence-but-getting-the-cold-shoulder-in-return
distressing Air-Supply-listening scrotum-sniffing illkempt weedy
figment-of-Satan's-imagination bottom-feeding cromagnon pasty-faced
Don-of-the-Moron-Mafia colostomy-brain pathetic nipple-biter noisome
irrelevant be-sure-to-say-"when" deportee-from-the-Land-of-Good-Taste
bile-inducing ridiculous feverish malignant feeble nauseating dribbly
schmuck blisteringly-dull brane-challenged etiquette-impaired
mouth-breathing intellectual-pea lard-butt unremarkable dozen-word-
vocabulary amateurish King-of-Denial weenerbrane useless trivial
sleep-inducing nightmarish disagreeable snotty prize-winning-jerk limp
illogical uncouth piddling blue-ribbon-scumbag negligible insulting
unreasonable pablum-puking strange little putz.  Go home.

Harry "feel free to not come back" Teasley

--
"there are two types of people in the world: those who answer 'two-fifty'
to that question, and those who do not."