From: wil...@ai.cs.fujitsu.co.jp (Christopher Wiles)
Subject: Re: Pizza ejaculation
Date: 1997/05/01
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In article <5k81fu$mg...@hubcap.clemson.edu>,
	cty...@awod.com (Adam Tyner) writes:
> I've heard numerous stories about employees of pizza restaurants getting 
> arrested for ejaculating on pizzas.  Is there any truth to this UL?

This is no sh*t:

Naval Nuclear Field "A" School, Orlando FL, April 1989: two students in
the machinist's mate program ejaculated onto a pizza ordered by a third
student.  Student #3 most likely would not have noticed had he not been
informed by students #1 and #2 of the incident.

Students #1 and #2 were instantly charged with Article 15s (I think ...
most UCMJ things are pretty arbitrary anyway) and may well be chipping
paint somewhere in the fleet.

My room was next door to these jokers, and I was in the room when the
unfortunate fool was told ...

--	Chris "you know the difference between a sea story and a fairy
	       tale, right?" Wiles