Relative of "this is a lighthouse"?

[JoAnne Schmitz]

Sent by a friend as one of four "snappy comebacks" supposedly true stories:

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Conversation overheard on the VHF Guard (emergency) frequency 121.5 MHz
while flying from Europe to Dubai .

Iranian Air Defense Site: 'Unknown aircraft you are in Iranian airspace.
Identify yourself.'

Aircraft: 'This is a United States aircraft. I am in Iraqi airspace.'

Air Defense Site: 'You are in Iranian airspace. If you do not depart our
airspace we will launch interceptor aircraft!'

Aircraft:'This is a United States Marine Corps FA-18 Fighter. Send 'em up,
I'll wait!'

Air Defense Site: ( ... total silence)

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JoAnne "pick it apart guys" Schmitz

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That's TAFKAC.ORG
Do not accept lame imitations at previously okay URLs

[JoAnne Schmitz]

On Tue, 20 Nov 2012 08:13:54 -0500, JoAnne Schmitz <jsch...@qis.net>
wrote:

[wrong .sig]

Sorry, wrong .sig.

JoAnne "can't remember what this one is but "cod suck" is probably okay"
Schmitz

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"The cod concerned probably couldn't suck through a straw."
Martin Veasey, in alt.folklore.urban