LET'S JUST SAY ED CONRAD WAS A BAD SHOT

[Preston Duquene]

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MAHANOY CITY, Pa (Rueters) -- We won't
have Ed Conrad to kick around anymore.
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Ed, infamously known as Legally Insane
and/or The Ultimate Troll, died this morning
from five or six bullet shots to the head.
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The county coroner said no foul play was
involved and that it's readily apparent that
Mr. Conrad simply blew his brains out.
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That's the bad news.
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< The GOOD NEWS is that St. Peter has
just reported that Ed already has passed
through the Pearly Gates.
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PROOF OF LIFE AFTER DEATH
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http://www.edconrad.org
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MAN AS OLD AS COAL
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http://www.edconrad.com
and
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.genealogy/browse_thread/thread/1409ed3b4f7a7647
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None of these bastards listed below will even have the courtesy
of sending a card of condolence . . .
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Jodi Arias
Rush Limbaugh
Roseanne Roseannadanna
Anderson Cooper
Stephen Colbert
President Merkin Muffley
Lady Gaga
Merrill Lynch
Richard (Don't Call ME a Dick) Cheney
Genghis Khan
Roger Ailes
BillO Reilly -- or is it Bill O'Reilly ?
Joe McGinniss
Ann "Douche Bag" Coulter
Jerry Sandusky
Mary Poppins
Glenn Beck
Pizza Makers at Papa John's
Sean "Ins" Hannity
G. Willikers
Darwin's great-great grandkids
Paul PZ Myers
Matthew, Mark, Luke and Jack
Richard Dawkins
Michael "Mike" Jackson
Wall Street brokers
Walter Cronkite
Smithsonian Institution
Larry "I'm Still the" King
Penn State University
60 Minutes
Judas Iscariot
David Iain Greig and The Boys at talk.origins
Johns Hopkins University
University of California-Berkeley
Al Einstein
Al Qaeda Al-Qaeda al-Qaida al-Qa'ida
American Academy of Arts and Sciences
Phillip and Dick Morris
American Association for the Advancement of Science
Sheriff Jim Dangle -- Reno 911 Police Dept.
Joe Stalin
American Anthropological Association
Father Guido Sarducci
Mike Tyson
Sonia of Operation Repo
The Grim Reaper
Jack Kevorkian
Michael Moore
Jeff Rense
Fox News cameramen on 911
Jeffrey Dahmer
Reddy Kilowatt
Julian Assange
The Good Shepherd
Silas Mariner
Benjamin "Benny" Hill
Woody Allen
American Medical Association
Zinkag 41 (Autonomus Unit Zinkag 41, brood assemblage Delta 64)
American Museum of Natural History
American Civil Liberties Union ACLU
Popeye and Olive Oyl
The Smithsonian Institution
Betty Grable
Wikipedia
Geological Society of America
L'Osservatore Romano
Paleontological Research Institute (PRI)
Billy Graham
Science Nature Omni Penthouse magazines
Smithsonian Custodial Employees (Local 666)
Sarah Palin
New England Journal of Medicine
Paul PZ Myers University of Minnesota
Geraldo Rivera
The Good Samaritan
Stephen Hawking
The Girls at Mustang Ranch
Sen. John Boner
The Estate of the Leakey Family
Rudy Giuliani
American Medical Association
Elvis the Pelvis and brother Enos
Mother Teresa
Association for Molecular Pathology
talk.origins -- David Iain Greig moderator
sci.bio.evolution
Satchel Paige
Viagra Mfg.Co.
C-span
Cornell University Medical College
Wall Street bankers
Gen. Omar Bradley (Ret.)
Donald Rumsfeld
Humphrey Bogart
Rupert Murdoch
ABC
U.S. Geological Survey
Taliban Federation
Buddy Holly
Fox News
University of Pennsylvania student body
MSNBC
CNN
Flash Gordon
Boris Karloff
Canadian Association for Physical Anthropology
Cleveland Museum of Natural History
Tiger Woods
Institute of Human Origins
Warner Brothers
True-TV
Kenneth and Gloria Copeland
Brad Pitt
American Journal of Pathology
Stagehands of "Dancing With the Stars"
Alex "A-Rod" Rodriguez
Donald Rumsfeld
The History Channel
American Society of Primatologists
National Primate Association
Piers Morgan
La Brea Tar Pits, Los Angeles
Oral Roberts
Oral Sex
The Staff of TMZ
The Banana Republic
AAA (Amalgamated Atheists of America)
Jimmy "Jimbo" Wales, founder of Wikipedia
Chris Matthews
Larry "The" King
Lady GaGa
Google Technicians
Michael Moore
Red Skelton
Bill Maher and His Whole Family
Wikileaks
Oliver Stone
Smithsonian Snack Shop staff
Time Magazine
Anderson Cooper
Pamela Anderson
New York Times Daily News Mirror Post
National Enquirer
New York Daily Mirror
Newsday Newsweek
Philadephia Inquirer
The Nation
Walmart
Meet the Press
eBay Stores
PBS
Rosie O'Donnell
Wshington Post
Sean Penn
Wall Street Journal
Yogi Berra
The View
National Enquirer
U.S. News and World Report
Pierr Salinger
60 Minutes
Roswell (N.M.) Chamber of Commerce
Arianna Huffington
David Letterman
Toronto Star
Charles Manson