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>      HARRISBURG, Pa. (Rueters) -- Ed
> Conrad is quickly being transformed
> into a true American hero.
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>      Reaction from around the country
> has been incredible to his proposal in
> the Pennsylvania Senate to move
> Mischief Night -- aka Trick-or-Treat --
> two weeks earlier than Halloween.
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>      This would be done so kids in their
> colorful flimsy costumes won't freeze
> their tails off the evening of Oct. 30,
> the day before the major holiday and almost
> always very cold and windy.
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>     Conrad, who discovered petrified human
> remains between coal veins to completely
> destroy Darwin's ridiculous theory of man's
> origin, was well pleased at the reaction.
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>   "I'm amazed my suggestion has caught
> on like wildfire and I'm really thinking of
> suggesting we go even one step farther,
> moving Mischief Night to the last week
> of August so the kids can stay up much
> later since they won't have to get up
> for school the next day."
> <http://www.flixya.com/files-photo/f/i/r/firstworld-2439588.jpg
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> <             EARLIER BULLETIN
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>     HARRISBURG, Pa. (Rueters) -- Mischief
> Night, also known as Trick-or-Treat and
> an integral part of Halloween, will be moved
> up two weeks if Pennsylvania legislators
> show some balls.
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>     The prime reason is that the evening
> of Oct. 30, Mischief Night -- or the day
> before Halloween -- has been extremely
> cold and windy in recent years and the
> kids would enjoy themselves  much
> more if the weather was a lot warmer.
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>     After all, if you were a kid and you
> were wearing a spooky, scary costume
> -- or dressed as Cinderella -- how would
> you like to be walking the streets, ringing
> doorbells, while you're colder than a
> Popsicle just out of the Fridge?
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>     Ed Conrad (I-Mahanoy), who has
> proposed the legislation, told his
> colleagues on the House floor: "Ask
> NOT what the kids can do for us.
> Ask what WE can do for the kids."
> <http://sp.life123.com/bm.pix/halloween_picking_costume1.s600x600.jpg
> <http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mischief_Night
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>     Critics say that you can't mess with
> Halloween -- or other sacred holidays --
> but Conrad responded with a strong
> one-word response: "BULLCRAP!"
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>     Passage of the law will see Mischief
> Night celebrated on Oct. 15 next year,
> although Halloween would still fall on
> the 31th.
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>     Conrad, who is intimately known
> by his constituents as Legally Insane,
> is widely despised in Pennsylvania
> and throughout the Free World.
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>     He is especially hated by brain-
> dead evolutionists, anthropologists,
> paleontologists and atheists; cancer
> researchers;  the Smithsonian; George
> Bush & Dick Cheney, Rush Limbaugh;
> BillO Reilly; Sean "Ins" Hannity; NASA;
> Ann "Douche Bag" Coulter; family of
> the late Neil Armstrong, cat-lovers
> and many, many others.
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> Incidentally, this is how Ed Conrad usually dresses on Mischief Night.
> <http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Dartboard.jpg
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> Sometimes. however, he does clever tricks
> while wearing his Birthday Suit.
> <http://www.edconrad.com/pics/TightFit.jpg
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>     Here are just a few of the major
> conspiracies that Ed has destroyed and
> why he is so widely despised.
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> 0H, NO! NOT 911 AGAINhttp://groups.google.com/group/alt.fan.ed-conrad/browse_thread/thread...
> <
> NOW WE KNOW WHO KILLED JFKhttp://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-5770984395481454022&q=jfk+as#
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> MAN AS OLD AS COALhttp://groups.google.com/group/alt.fan.ed-conrad/msg/522305f02e955b66...
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> MOONED OVER MIAMIhttp://groups.google.com/group/alt.fan.ed-conrad/browse_thread/thread...
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> WAS JESUS MARRIED WITH KIDS?http://groups.google.com/group/alt.fan.ed-conrad/browse_thread/thread...
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> DEATH DOES NOT EXISThttp://www.edconrad.org
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> TIME TO END THE CANCER CURE CONSPIRACYhttps://groups.google.com/forum/?fromgroups=#!topic/alt.fan.ed-conrad...
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> YES, VIRGINIA, SOME DOGS "CAN" SPEAK ENGLISHhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGeKSiCQkPw