TURKEY IN THE RAW
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I have just read Sarah Palin's new book, "Going Rouge
-- An American Nightmare" and, it is so funny, I actually
peed in my pants..
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I loved the part where she spared the life of one turkey --
not herself, mind you -- and let the kiddies see a lot of
other gobblers lose their heads.
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I also liked the part where she personally designed the sign
for the charity car wash held near the Capitol in Juneau
on a day it was 14 below.
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http://blogs.villagevoice.com/runninscared/carwash.jpg
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Meanwhile, a warning is in order. Be careful not to buy
the wrong Sarah Parah autobiography because there's
an absolutely ridiculous spoof book out there titled "Going
Rogue: An American Life." If you're not careful, you might
be suckered into buying it.
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That book is total crap and an insult to the Republican Party,
to Rush Limbaugh, to Herbert Hoover, to Barry Goldwater,
to Presidents Nixon and Reagan, to BillO Reilly, to Glenn
Beck, to Sean Ins Hannity, to Rupert Murdoch, maybe even
to Johnny McCain.
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Avoid the stupid parody book (below, left) like you would
the plague.
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Ed Conrad
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> <
> I have just read Sarah Palin's new book, "Going Rouge
> -- An American Nightmare" and, it is so funny, I actually
> peed in my pants..
> <
> I loved the part where she spared the life of one turkey --
> not herself, mind you -- and let the kiddies see a lot of
> other gobblers lose their heads.
> <
> I also liked the part where she personally designed the sign
> for the charity car wash held near the Capitol in Juneau
> on a day it was 14 below.
> <http://blogs.villagevoice.com/runninscared/carwash.jpg
> <
> Meanwhile, a warning is in order. Be careful not to buy
> the wrong Sarah Parah autobiography because there's
> an absolutely ridiculous spoof book out there titled "Going
> Rogue: An American Life." If you're not careful, you might
> be suckered into buying it.
> <
> That book is total crap and an insult to the Republican Party,
> to Rush Limbaugh, to Herbert Hoover, to Barry Goldwater,
> to Presidents Nixon and Reagan, to BillO Reilly, to Glenn
> Beck, to Sean Ins Hannity, to Rupert Murdoch, maybe even
> to Johnny McCain.
> <
> Avoid the stupid parody book (below, left) like you would
> the plague.
>
> Ed Conradhttp://www.edconrad.com
_The Daily Show_ had this one TV presenter referring to the book title
of _Going Rouge_ when he actually meant _Going Rogue_, and apparently
didn't know he'd done it.
Of course in print it's very easily done. And, yeah, you could buy
the wrong book by mistake. Although not in every store, you betcha.
Still, I can see, say, Amazon getting a class action suit after
Christmas. Unless they too have taken steps to avoid confusion.
I was confused myself as well by your comments - I thought you were
quoting funny stuff from _Going Rogue_, the po!arody book as you
describe, but I assume you're referring to things that actually
happened.