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Intrepid
Jan 15, 2012, 4:09:14 PM1/15/12
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A young man went to confession and told the priest he was on a date
and put his fingers where they didn't belong.
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His penance was three Hail Marys and three Our Fathers and
he was instructed, as further penance, to wash his fingers in the
Holy Water font a short distance away..
The next sinner, a middle-age woman, then entered the Confessional,
poured out her sins and closed the door behind her as she left.
Almost immediately, she spotted the young man, who had been in
line before her, washing his hands in the font and sarcastically told
him to to do it in the Men's Room.
"Normally, I wouldn't give a shit," she whispered, apologetically.
"But I've just been ordered to GARGLE with that stuff."
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A young man went to confession and told the priest he was on a date
and put his fingers where they didn't belong.
<
His penance was three Hail Marys and three Our Fathers and
he was instructed, as further penance, to wash his fingers in the
Holy Water font a short distance away..
The next sinner, a middle-age woman, then entered the Confessional,
poured out her sins and closed the door behind her as she left.
Almost immediately, she spotted the young man, who had been in
line before her, washing his hands in the font and sarcastically told
him to to do it in the Men's Room.
"Normally, I wouldn't give a shit," she whispered, apologetically.
"But I've just been ordered to GARGLE with that stuff."
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CLEANSE YOUR SOUL VIA HOTMAIL
<
http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med/msg/2018e997a580f88a?hl=en&&q=alt.fan.ed-conrad
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INTERNET SOUL-CLEANSING PUT ON HOLD
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http://groups.google.com/group/rec.music.artists.springsteen/browse_thread/thread/c1376303684ab949/89a224e2140a5d4b?hl=en&ie=UTF-8&q=alt.fan.ed-conrad#89a224e2140a5d4b
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< ON THE BEACH
(Is THIS a Mortal or Venial Sin?)
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Lanskee Shuru
Jan 15, 2012, 8:34:29 PM1/15/12
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On Jan 15, 4:09 pm, Intrepid <tickle.my.fancy...@gmail.com> wrote:
> <
> A young man went to confession and told the priest he was on a date
> and put his fingers where they didn't belong.
> <
> His penance was three Hail Marys and three Our Fathers and
> he was instructed, as further penance, to wash his fingers in the
> Holy Water font a short distance away..
>
> The next sinner, a middle-age woman, then entered the Confessional,
> poured out her sins and closed the door behind her as she left.
>
> Almost immediately, she spotted the young man, who had been in
> line before her, washing his hands in the font and sarcastically told
> him to to do it in the Men's Room.
>
> "Normally, I wouldn't give a shit," she whispered, apologetically.
> "But I've just been ordered to GARGLE with that stuff."
> <
> =============
> <
> CLEANSE YOUR SOUL VIA HOTMAIL
> <http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med/msg/2018e997a580f88a?hl=en&&q=...
> <
> A young man went to confession and told the priest he was on a date
> and put his fingers where they didn't belong.
> <
> His penance was three Hail Marys and three Our Fathers and
> he was instructed, as further penance, to wash his fingers in the
> Holy Water font a short distance away..
>
> The next sinner, a middle-age woman, then entered the Confessional,
> poured out her sins and closed the door behind her as she left.
>
> Almost immediately, she spotted the young man, who had been in
> line before her, washing his hands in the font and sarcastically told
> him to to do it in the Men's Room.
>
> "Normally, I wouldn't give a shit," she whispered, apologetically.
> "But I've just been ordered to GARGLE with that stuff."
> <
> =============
> <
> CLEANSE YOUR SOUL VIA HOTMAIL
> <
> INTERNET SOUL-CLEANSING PUT ON HOLD
> <http://groups.google.com/group/rec.music.artists.springsteen/browse_t...
> INTERNET SOUL-CLEANSING PUT ON HOLD
> <
> ==============================
> <
> < ON THE BEACH
> (Is THIS a Mortal or Venial Sin?)
> <http://www.esquire.com/cm/esquire/images/11-borat-bikini-lg-96187106.jpg
> <http://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/s320x320/18775_2783916...
> ==============================
> <
> < ON THE BEACH
> (Is THIS a Mortal or Venial Sin?)
> <http://www.esquire.com/cm/esquire/images/11-borat-bikini-lg-96187106.jpg
> <
It doesn't work with an adult female.......................
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