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mr lyda

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Oct 27, 2009, 4:14:46 PM10/27/09
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Hello, I'm looking for a hitman for my ex gf. I thought we could be
friends after everything we've been through and put the past behind us
and be polite and cordial at least if not friends. She wants none of
it and I fear will start causing trouble again like she did before. I
don't want any trouble for myself or my wife. We've just started
putting our life back together after an affair.

The hitman must be professional discreet and objective. This is a
must. You can contact me at this email address. I will verify
everything before meeting with you although I prefer no meeting.

The marks name is Rachel Holbert. She has a alot of problems and
trouble follows her everywhere. I'm sure I'm not the only one who
wants her dead. Must be real hitman, I want her dead, no jokesters
please.

Thank you.

Don Freeman

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Oct 27, 2009, 5:21:45 PM10/27/09
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mr lyda wrote:
> Hello, I'm looking for a hitman for my ex gf.

I hear Tanya Harding is looking for work.

--
-Don

www.cosmoslair.com

danny burstein

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Oct 27, 2009, 5:36:30 PM10/27/09
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mr lyda wrote:
> Hello, I'm looking for a hitman for my ex gf.

I'd recommend you tell your ex gf to do
her own search.

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_____________________________________________________
Knowledge may be power, but communications is the key
dan...@panix.com
[to foil spammers, my address has been double rot-13 encoded]

Lon

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Oct 27, 2009, 8:50:55 PM10/27/09
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Don Freeman wrote:
> mr lyda wrote:
>> Hello, I'm looking for a hitman for my ex gf.
>
> I hear Tanya Harding is looking for work.
>
Wonder if OP is from Chicago, where they dont have anyone that could hit
anything?

Keith F. Lynch

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Oct 27, 2009, 9:06:44 PM10/27/09
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mr lyda <mrl...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> Hello, I'm looking for a hitman for my ex gf.

Email washingt...@ic.fbi.gov. They'll take care of the problem,
and you'll never be troubled by her again.
--
Keith F. Lynch - http://keithlynch.net/
Please see http://keithlynch.net/email.html before emailing me.

A [Temporary] Dog

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Oct 28, 2009, 5:11:52 AM10/28/09
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On Tue, 27 Oct 2009 13:14:46 -0700 (PDT), mr lyda <mrl...@yahoo.com>
painted a red bull's eye on his forehead, ascended the altar of Fluffy
and shouted:

>Hello, I'm looking for a hitman for my ex gf.

I hear Kathy the horny teenage slut is available; why don't you hire
her?

Lon

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Oct 28, 2009, 8:53:49 PM10/28/09
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Isn't Amy Fisher back on the streets again? If you are into ex-con bad
girls, you could get a twofer.

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R H Draney

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Nov 2, 2009, 1:02:17 AM11/2/09
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The Other Guy filted:

>
>On Tue, 27 Oct 2009 13:14:46 -0700 (PDT), mr lyda <mrl...@yahoo.com>
>wrote:

>
>>Hello, I'm looking for a hitman
>
>I expect the University of Georgia will be SWARMING
>with Police and FBI on Monday morning.

Haven't you read the papers?...all the Police and FBI have been downsized....r


--
A pessimist sees the glass as half empty.
An optometrist asks whether you see the glass
more full like this?...or like this?

Mike Yetto

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Nov 2, 2009, 8:04:39 AM11/2/09
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Bada bing R H Draney <dado...@spamcop.net> bada bang:

> The Other Guy filted:
>>
>>On Tue, 27 Oct 2009 13:14:46 -0700 (PDT), mr lyda <mrl...@yahoo.com>
>>wrote:
>>
>>>Hello, I'm looking for a hitman
>>
>>I expect the University of Georgia will be SWARMING
>>with Police and FBI on Monday morning.
>
> Haven't you read the papers?...all the Police and FBI have been downsized....r
>

Does that mean it will be a swarm of tiny FBI agents?

Mike "will their jackets have 'fbi' on the back?" Yetto
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In theory, theory and practice are the same.
In practice they are not.

Don Freeman

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Nov 2, 2009, 11:13:29 AM11/2/09
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R H Draney wrote:
> The Other Guy filted:
>> On Tue, 27 Oct 2009 13:14:46 -0700 (PDT), mr lyda <mrl...@yahoo.com>
>> wrote:
>>
>>> Hello, I'm looking for a hitman
>> I expect the University of Georgia will be SWARMING
>> with Police and FBI on Monday morning.
>
> Haven't you read the papers?...all the Police and FBI have been downsized....r
>
>

Apparently so has the hitman guild.

--
-Don

www.cosmoslair.com

Richard Casady

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Nov 2, 2009, 11:38:50 AM11/2/09
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On Sun, 01 Nov 2009 20:53:53 -0800, The Other Guy
<knews...@gmail.com> wrote:

>On Tue, 27 Oct 2009 13:14:46 -0700 (PDT), mr lyda <mrl...@yahoo.com>
>wrote:
>

>>Hello, I'm looking for a hitman
>

>I expect the University of Georgia will be SWARMING
>with Police and FBI on Monday morning.

Probably not. Here in Iowa, at least, it only takes one or two cops to
get the goods for a conspiracy to commit murder conviction. They catch
the guys who ask around the bars every time.

Casady

Jon M

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Nov 2, 2009, 12:10:07 PM11/2/09
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Every time? How would you know?

--

Jon M

Don Freeman

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Nov 2, 2009, 12:13:26 PM11/2/09
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He keeps trying.

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-Don

www.cosmoslair.com

Richard Casady

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Nov 2, 2009, 1:03:30 PM11/2/09
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On Mon, 02 Nov 2009 09:10:07 -0800, Jon M <faceo...@omnicast.net>
wrote:

Idiots that actually advertise in bars? You find an off duty cop or
usually just a squealer, every time. Most people would rat on a guy
looking to have someone killed. Those guys lie down on the guillotine
and pull the string. I never said it was impossible to hire a killing,
just that some guys are actually dumb enough to just ask around, and
that they get caught.

Casady

R H Draney

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Nov 2, 2009, 2:41:18 PM11/2/09
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Richard Casady filted:

>
>Idiots that actually advertise in bars? You find an off duty cop or
>usually just a squealer, every time. Most people would rat on a guy
>looking to have someone killed. Those guys lie down on the guillotine
>and pull the string. I never said it was impossible to hire a killing,
>just that some guys are actually dumb enough to just ask around, and
>that they get caught.

Because that's the way they saw it done on "Starsky and Hutch"....r

Lon

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Nov 2, 2009, 8:25:15 PM11/2/09
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R H Draney wrote:
> The Other Guy filted:
>> On Tue, 27 Oct 2009 13:14:46 -0700 (PDT), mr lyda <mrl...@yahoo.com>
>> wrote:
>>
>>> Hello, I'm looking for a hitman
>> I expect the University of Georgia will be SWARMING
>> with Police and FBI on Monday morning.
>
> Haven't you read the papers?...all the Police and FBI have been downsized....r

The existing ones, or just new recruits?
Vertically or horizontally?

If the latter, anyone wanna buy some donut company stock, cheap?

Lon

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Nov 2, 2009, 8:26:19 PM11/2/09
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He hangs around in bars?

Lon "just like his dear papa" Stowell

Dave Garland

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Nov 3, 2009, 12:50:04 AM11/3/09
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R H Draney wrote:
> The Other Guy filted:
>> On Tue, 27 Oct 2009 13:14:46 -0700 (PDT), mr lyda <mrl...@yahoo.com>
>> wrote:
>>
>>> Hello, I'm looking for a hitman
>> I expect the University of Georgia will be SWARMING
>> with Police and FBI on Monday morning.
>
> Haven't you read the papers?...all the Police and FBI have been downsized....r
>

Can they really pay midgets less? I guess "short" isn't a protected
class, but it still seems like the union would complain.

JoAnne Schmitz

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Nov 5, 2009, 1:03:05 PM11/5/09
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On Tue, 27 Oct 2009 13:14:46 -0700 (PDT), mr lyda <mrl...@yahoo.com> wrote:

>Hello, I'm looking for a hitman for my ex gf.

After but a short moment Googling the name of your "ex gf" I have come to
the not-unsurprising conclusion that you are a lowlife piece of shit
stalker loon who likes to make up so many sexual and/or derogatory stories
about his victim that no search on her name will find any useful
information at all, just your inane, hateful spewings.

JoAnne "fuck off, there's a good lad" Schmitz


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