Drug-Sniffing Dogs
Cindy Kandolf
Station:
"Why do the police have so many damned dogs in here?"
"They're looking for drugs, I guess."
"You think the dogs can really smell drugs?"
"Yeah, they can. Dogs can smell anything."
"But why do they care? I mean, I can see a meat sniffing dog. Dogs
like meat. But why should a dog care about marijuana?"
"'Cause the dog is hooked on drugs. They feed the dogs drugs until
they get hooked, and then the dog just goes crazy trying to find more
drugs. 'Cause he's addicted, see."
"Poor dog."
"Yeah."
- Cindy Kandolf, certified language mechanic, mamma flodnak
flodmail: ci...@nethelp.no flodhome: B�rum, Norway
flodweb: http://www.flodnak.com/
Simon Slavin
Kandolf<ci...@bizet.nethelp.no> wrote:
> Overheard while waiting for a train at Philadelphia's 30th Street
> Station:
>
> "Why do the police have so many damned dogs in here?"
> "They're looking for drugs, I guess."
> "You think the dogs can really smell drugs?"
> "Yeah, they can. Dogs can smell anything."
> "But why do they care? I mean, I can see a meat sniffing dog. Dogs
> like meat. But why should a dog care about marijuana?"
> "'Cause the dog is hooked on drugs. They feed the dogs drugs until
> they get hooked, and then the dog just goes crazy trying to find more
> drugs. 'Cause he's addicted, see."
> "Poor dog."
> "Yeah."
Does AFU have a party line on drug-addicted sniffing dogs ? I've seen
film of airport dogs finding a suitcase with cocaine in and they ran
at the thing as fast as they could, tearing at the handle and pulling
so hard their handlers had great trouble stopping them battering it
apart. No idea whether they were addicted, but they were acting as if
there was some huge reward for them involved. Nothing at all like the
happy eager"Did I do it right ?" attitude from the pot-smelling dogs.
Perhaps even in the trace amounts present on the outside of the case,
there was enough to give a dog a good feeling.
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R H Draney
>> "'Cause the dog is hooked on drugs. They feed the dogs drugs until
>> they get hooked, and then the dog just goes crazy trying to find more
>> drugs. 'Cause he's addicted, see."
>> "Poor dog."
>> "Yeah."
>
>Does AFU have a party line on drug-addicted sniffing dogs ? I've seen
>film of airport dogs finding a suitcase with cocaine in and they ran
>at the thing as fast as they could, tearing at the handle and pulling
>so hard their handlers had great trouble stopping them battering it
>apart. No idea whether they were addicted, but they were acting as if
>there was some huge reward for them involved. Nothing at all like the
>happy eager"Did I do it right ?" attitude from the pot-smelling dogs.
>
>Perhaps even in the trace amounts present on the outside of the case,
>there was enough to give a dog a good feeling.
Fb. Cocaine smells like bologna....r
--
A pessimist sees the glass as half empty.
An optometrist asks whether you see the glass
more full like this?...or like this?
Gutless Umbrella Carrying Sissy
news:nemoSat08...@news.demon.co.uk:
The training certainly does involve being exposed to the chemicals
they're being trained to locate. On the other hand, drug dogs do
get to retire fairlyh gracefully, unlike most bomb sniffing dogs,
which (I was told my an ex-military guy who had handled them) have
to be handled very carefully, because the exposure to the bomb-
making chemicals makes them . . . strange, in a not-good way.
--
Terry Austin
"Terry Austin: like the polio vaccine, only with more asshole."
-- David Bilek
Jesus forgives sinners, not criminals.
Tim McDaniel
Gutless Umbrella Carrying Sissy <taus...@gmail.com> wrote:
>unlike most bomb sniffing dogs, which (I was told my an ex-military
>guy who had handled them) have to be handled very carefully, because
>in a not-good way.
On the other hand, since that's the one type of dog that's presumably
trained NOT to fetch, you and your SUV should be safe if you take him
dynamite fishing.
--
Tim McDaniel, tm...@panix.com
Gutless Umbrella Carrying Sissy
news:h5754h$si7$1...@reader1.panix.com:
No doubt. (And you'd be surprised. The individual mentioned above
said he had one dog that loved the taste of C-4. Which wasn't
dangerous for the dog to eat per se, but constipated the hell out of
him.)
Cindy Kandolf
> (And you'd be surprised. The individual mentioned above
> said he had one dog that loved the taste of C-4. Which wasn't
> dangerous for the dog to eat per se, but constipated the hell out of
> him.)
At least that would be better than explosive diarrhea.
R H Draney
>
>Gutless Umbrella Carrying Sissy <taus...@gmail.com> writes:
>> (And you'd be surprised. The individual mentioned above
>> said he had one dog that loved the taste of C-4. Which wasn't
>> dangerous for the dog to eat per se, but constipated the hell out of
>> him.)
>
>At least that would be better than explosive diarrhea.
With my help, you've just disproven the dictum that people who say LOL don't
actually laugh out loud....r
Gutless Umbrella Carrying Sissy
news:85ab2g4...@bizet.nethelp.no:
> Gutless Umbrella Carrying Sissy <taus...@gmail.com> writes:
>> (And you'd be surprised. The individual mentioned above
>> said he had one dog that loved the taste of C-4. Which wasn't
>> dangerous for the dog to eat per se, but constipated the hell
>> out of him.)
>
> At least that would be better than explosive diarrhea.
>
Not really, from what he said. Explosive laxative, apparently. And
they made him do it himself. Said he never let the dog eat the bomb
again.
Richard Casady
<taus...@gmail.com> wrote:
>No doubt. (And you'd be surprised. The individual mentioned above
>said he had one dog that loved the taste of C-4. Which wasn't
>dangerous for the dog to eat per se, but constipated the hell out of
>him.)
I heard guys ate it to get high, as well as using it for heating
canned rations.
Casady