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Dec 18, 2009, 5:24:50 PM12/18/09
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HOLD THAT TIGER, LILY
http://www.dcrblogs.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/tiger-lily-962.jpg
<
RRRRRRRRRRRRING . . .
<
"Hello"
<
Hi, Tiger. This is Ed Conrad who's fair and balanced. I'd
like to ask you a few questions. I got your new cell number
from Charley Barkley.
<
"Huh?"
<
Would you like to comment about the allegations that you've sunk your
puttter into almost every tall, sexy blonde in North America?
<
"No."
<
Would you like to comment about the rumors that you've often spent
$10,000 for one-night stands, $20,000 for weekend stands and
occasionally have dished out as much as $60,000 "entertaining" more
than one Lady Friend over just ONE weekend?
<
"No."
<
As sports' first billionaire athlete, would you like to comment
about the allegation that you often sought free meals at very
expensive restaurants and, to make matters even worse, often left
without leaving a tip?
<
No."
<
<
Would you like to comment about the rumor that you only eat white meat
-- never dark meat -- when you're chowing down?
<
"No."
<
Have you anything else to say about either golf, Scrooge McDuck or
your yen for dipping your putter into a 19th hole?
<
"No."
<
Well, thank you, Tiger. Have a pleasant day and a VERY
MERRY CHRISTMAS!
<
CLICK
<
http://www.toonpool.com/user/974/files/tiger_woods_428735.jpg
<
========================
<
This concludes our brief interview with Tiger Woods, who officially
has had 18 holes-in-one on the golf course and countless others off
the golf course that apparently threaten the break Wilt Chamberlain's
record.
<
Ed Conrad
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Dartboard.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com
<
=================================
<
TIGER'S LATEST PROBLEM -- ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION
<
I can't believe this, either. But pictures certainly don't lie.
<
TIGER CHOPS OFF
HIS FAMILY JEWEL
<
(Before clicking, please send the kiddies to their room.)
<
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/PetrifiedPP.jpg
<
=============
<
NOTE: This is NOT the petrified penis that Ed Conrad
discovered between coal veins that has knocked the
BeJeusus out of the theory of the evolution of man.
If you think so, get a new pair of eyeglasses, you assh*le.
<
=======================================
<
HUMAN REMAINS BETWEEN COAL VEINS
CONFIRM EVOLUTION IS A DEAD HORSE
<
http://likethedew.com/img/beating-a-dead-horse.gif
<
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/FINGERSx.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/OldestHumanSkull.JPG
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/z11calv.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Skullx.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/skullb.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/SkullBoulderSide.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/z8femur.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/FOSSILS08/HumanFemur.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/HumanBrain.jpg
<
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/newtibia.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/HumanJaw3.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/TestResults.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/FirstDiscovery.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/OldestTool.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/MoreFossils.jpg
<
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/InSlate3.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/InSlate2.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/InSlate11.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/GallBladder1.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/GallBladder2.jpg
<
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/GallBladdery.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Scorpion.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/PetrifiedPP.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/newtibia.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/HumanJaw3.jpg
<
==================================
<
< WHERE THESE BEAUTIES WERE FOUND
<
Here's a map showing a spectacular cross-section of coal
veins beneath Mahanoy City, Pa. It reveals the impact
of an asteroid, meteor or comet having struck the earth
and offering the uundeniable physical evidence
of a catastrophe.
<
Some of the URLs below showing the result of the impact
can be enlarged by clicking on them.
<
< THE ANATOMY OF A CATACLYSM
< "Oh, the Humanity"
<
http://www.wretch.cc/album/show.php?i=lin440315&b=22&f=1472383101&p=61
<
http://www.wretch.cc/album/show.php?i=lin440315&b=22&f=1472392315&p=62
<
http://www.wretch.cc/album/show.php?i=lin440315&b=22&f=1472383097&p=63
<
=============================
<
< OLDEST HUMAN SKULL EVER FOUND
<
http://www.edconrad.com/images/z11calv.jpg
<
Wilton M. Krogman, one of the world's foremost experts on human
anatomy, holds what he had identified as a petrified human calvarium,
a skull with the eye sockets broken off, that was discovered between
coal veins.
<
http://www.edconrad.com/images/krogwskull.jpg
<
Krogman is shown at his desk at the world-famous Cooper Clinic in
Lancaster, Pa., where moments later he beckoned a colleague -- a
medical doctor -- to examine what he told him was "the oldest human
skull ever found."
<
A CATscan was performed on this specimen with favorable results.
<
http://www.edconrad.com/images/catcalv.jpg
<
Meanwhile, Haversian canals were identified in the
cell structure, the tell-tale sign of bone. And dried
blood was found on the specimen during testing at
American Medical Laboratories in Chantilly, Va.
<
This is the official report from AML which had
performed Calculus Analysis by Crystallography.
The final report, dated April 21, 2000, was issued
by Dr. Nathan Sherman, director of laboratories.
<
> "The specimen consists of 1 irregularly
> shaped, brown calculus weighing less
> than 0.0010 grams and measuring 1X1X0.5
> mm. No nidus is observed. The calculi
> indicates a composition of dried blood
> intermingled with a few small crystals
> resembling calcium oxalate dihydrate."
<
=============================
<
http://www.edconrad.com/images/z12calv.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/images/z13cav.jpg
<
=====================================
<
< SEM COMPARISON OF SPECIMEN THAT
< TOP ANATOMIST IDENTIFIED AS A TIBIA
<
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/newtibia.jpg
<
Scanning Electron Microscopy of internal surface of the fossil that
Krogman identified as a tibia. Both photos were taken at 2,000X.
<
http://www.edconrad.org/images/bones.jpg
<
This is the specimen that Paul PZ Myers, then of Temple U. and now a
disgrace to the University of Minnesota, along with Andrew MacRae,
then at the University of calgary, had "tested."
<
MacRae had been entrusted with a specimen that Krogman
identified as a tibia, then -- in cahoots with Myers -- had
fraudulently "prepared" a ground section from a rock or
concretion and displayed the internal structure on MacRae's Web
page.
<
It was a rather enterprising but unfortunately feeble effort
to conceal the presence of Haversian canals that exist
in the genuine specimen. The Haversian canals confirm
it indeed is B-O-N-E and prove beyond all reasonable doubt
that Myers and MacRae are an insult and a disgrace to every honest,
courageous, truth-seeking scientist who ever lived, especially
Copernicus, Galileo, Kepler. Immanuel Velikovsky and, imore recently,
Ed Conrad).
<
=====================
<
Ed Conrad (rear) and his wolf named Blue.
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/EdnBlue.JPG
<
Ed Conrad
http://www.edconrad.com
Man as Old as Coal
<
Today's Bonus
<
DEATH DOES NOT EXIST
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Miracle.jpg
http://edconrad.com/lifeafterdeath
<
=====================
<
EVOLUTION OF MAN A LOT OF HOT AIR
<
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/SaveTheWhale.jpg
< (Obviously, this is NOT Tiger Woods)
<
=====================
<
SCIENTIFIC SOCIETIES
American Association for the Advancement of Science
American Association of Physical Anthropology
Acoustical Society of America
American Anthropological Association
American Association of Colleges of Pharmacy
American Association of Cereal Chemists
American Association of Engineering Societies
American Association of Physics Teachers
American Association of University Professors
American Association of University Women
American Astronautical Society
American Astronomical Society
American Chemical Society
American College of Dentists
American Dental Association
American Economic Association
American Educational Research Association
American Ethnological Society
American Fisheries Society
American Geological Institute
American Geophysical Union
American Institute of Aeronautics and Astronautics
American Institute of Biological Sciences
American Institute of Chemical Engineers
American Institute of Chemists
American Mathematical Society
American Medical Association
American Meteorological Society
American Nuclear Society
American Oil Chemists' Society
American Physical Society
American Physiological Society
American Phytopathological Society
American Psychiatric Association
American Psychological Association
American Society for Cell Biology
American Society for Engineering Education
American Society for Horticultural Science
American Society for Information Science
ASM International
American Society for Microbiology
American Society for Pharmacology and Experimental Therapeutics
American Society for Quality Control
American Society of Aesthetics
American Society of Agricultural Engineers
American Society of Agronomy
American Society of Animal Science
American Society of Civil Engineers
American Society of Mechanical Engineers
American Society of Plant Physiologists
American Society of Zoologists
American Speech-Language-Hearing Association
American Statistical Association
American Vacuum Society
Association of American Geographers
Association of Research Libraries
Association of Southeastern Biologists
Association for Women in Science
Astronomical Society of the Pacific
Biophysical Society
Crop Science Society of America
Ecological Society of America
Entomological Society of America
FASEB (Federation of American Societies for Experimental Biology)
Geological Society of America
History of Science Society
Industrial Research Institute
Institute of Electrical and Electronics Engineers, Inc.(IEEE)
Institute of Industrial Engineers
Institute of Navigation
Instrument Society of America
International Association for Impact Assessment
International Communication Association
International Society for Measurement and Control
International Society for Systems Sciences
Marine Technology Society
Mathematical Association of America
Medical Library Association, Inc.
Microscopy Society of America
National Association for Research in Science Teaching
National Association of Biology Teachers
National Council of Teachers of Mathematics
National Geographic Society
National Science Teachers Association
National Society of Black Engineers
National Society of Professional Engineers
National Speleological Society
Optical Society of America
Planetary Society
Rural Sociological Society
School Science and Mathematics Association
Sigma Delta Epsilon/Graduate Women in Science, Inc.
Sigma Xi, The Scientific Research Society
Society of American Foresters
Society for Applied Anthropology
Society for Economic Botany
Society for Industrial Microbiology
Society for Social Studies of Science
Society of Women Engineers
Soil Science Society of America
Speech Communication Association
Volunteers in Technical Assistance (VITA)
The Wildlife Conservation Society
HOLD THAT TIGER, LILY
http://www.dcrblogs.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/tiger-lily-962.jpg
<
RRRRRRRRRRRRING . . .
<
"Hello"
<
Hi, Tiger. This is Ed Conrad who's fair and balanced. I'd
like to ask you a few questions. I got your new cell number
from Charley Barkley.
<
"Huh?"
<
Would you like to comment about the allegations that you've sunk your
puttter into almost every tall, sexy blonde in North America?
<
"No."
<
Would you like to comment about the rumors that you've often spent
$10,000 for one-night stands, $20,000 for weekend stands and
occasionally have dished out as much as $60,000 "entertaining" more
than one Lady Friend over just ONE weekend?
<
"No."
<
As sports' first billionaire athlete, would you like to comment
about the allegation that you often sought free meals at very
expensive restaurants and, to make matters even worse, often left
without leaving a tip?
<
No."
<
<
Would you like to comment about the rumor that you only eat white meat
-- never dark meat -- when you're chowing down?
<
"No."
<
Have you anything else to say about either golf, Scrooge McDuck or
your yen for dipping your putter into a 19th hole?
<
"No."
<
Well, thank you, Tiger. Have a pleasant day and a VERY
MERRY CHRISTMAS!
<
CLICK
<
http://www.toonpool.com/user/974/files/tiger_woods_428735.jpg
<
========================
<
This concludes our brief interview with Tiger Woods, who officially
has had 18 holes-in-one on the golf course and countless others off
the golf course that apparently threaten the break Wilt Chamberlain's
record.
<
Ed Conrad
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Dartboard.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com
<
=================================
<
TIGER'S LATEST PROBLEM -- ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION
<
I can't believe this, either. But pictures certainly don't lie.
<
TIGER CHOPS OFF
HIS FAMILY JEWEL
<
(Before clicking, please send the kiddies to their room.)
<
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/PetrifiedPP.jpg
<
=============
<
NOTE: This is NOT the petrified penis that Ed Conrad
discovered between coal veins that has knocked the
BeJeusus out of the theory of the evolution of man.
If you think so, get a new pair of eyeglasses, you assh*le.
<
=======================================
<
HUMAN REMAINS BETWEEN COAL VEINS
CONFIRM EVOLUTION IS A DEAD HORSE
<
http://likethedew.com/img/beating-a-dead-horse.gif
<
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/FINGERSx.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/OldestHumanSkull.JPG
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/z11calv.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Skullx.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/skullb.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/SkullBoulderSide.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/z8femur.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/FOSSILS08/HumanFemur.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/HumanBrain.jpg
<
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/newtibia.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/HumanJaw3.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/TestResults.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/FirstDiscovery.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/OldestTool.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/MoreFossils.jpg
<
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/InSlate3.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/InSlate2.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/InSlate11.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/GallBladder1.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/GallBladder2.jpg
<
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/GallBladdery.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Scorpion.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/PetrifiedPP.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/newtibia.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/HumanJaw3.jpg
<
==================================
<
< WHERE THESE BEAUTIES WERE FOUND
<
Here's a map showing a spectacular cross-section of coal
veins beneath Mahanoy City, Pa. It reveals the impact
of an asteroid, meteor or comet having struck the earth
and offering the uundeniable physical evidence
of a catastrophe.
<
Some of the URLs below showing the result of the impact
can be enlarged by clicking on them.
<
< THE ANATOMY OF A CATACLYSM
< "Oh, the Humanity"
<
http://www.wretch.cc/album/show.php?i=lin440315&b=22&f=1472383101&p=61
<
http://www.wretch.cc/album/show.php?i=lin440315&b=22&f=1472392315&p=62
<
http://www.wretch.cc/album/show.php?i=lin440315&b=22&f=1472383097&p=63
<
=============================
<
< OLDEST HUMAN SKULL EVER FOUND
<
http://www.edconrad.com/images/z11calv.jpg
<
Wilton M. Krogman, one of the world's foremost experts on human
anatomy, holds what he had identified as a petrified human calvarium,
a skull with the eye sockets broken off, that was discovered between
coal veins.
<
http://www.edconrad.com/images/krogwskull.jpg
<
Krogman is shown at his desk at the world-famous Cooper Clinic in
Lancaster, Pa., where moments later he beckoned a colleague -- a
medical doctor -- to examine what he told him was "the oldest human
skull ever found."
<
A CATscan was performed on this specimen with favorable results.
<
http://www.edconrad.com/images/catcalv.jpg
<
Meanwhile, Haversian canals were identified in the
cell structure, the tell-tale sign of bone. And dried
blood was found on the specimen during testing at
American Medical Laboratories in Chantilly, Va.
<
This is the official report from AML which had
performed Calculus Analysis by Crystallography.
The final report, dated April 21, 2000, was issued
by Dr. Nathan Sherman, director of laboratories.
<
> "The specimen consists of 1 irregularly
> shaped, brown calculus weighing less
> than 0.0010 grams and measuring 1X1X0.5
> mm. No nidus is observed. The calculi
> indicates a composition of dried blood
> intermingled with a few small crystals
> resembling calcium oxalate dihydrate."
<
=============================
<
http://www.edconrad.com/images/z12calv.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/images/z13cav.jpg
<
=====================================
<
< SEM COMPARISON OF SPECIMEN THAT
< TOP ANATOMIST IDENTIFIED AS A TIBIA
<
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/newtibia.jpg
<
Scanning Electron Microscopy of internal surface of the fossil that
Krogman identified as a tibia. Both photos were taken at 2,000X.
<
http://www.edconrad.org/images/bones.jpg
<
This is the specimen that Paul PZ Myers, then of Temple U. and now a
disgrace to the University of Minnesota, along with Andrew MacRae,
then at the University of calgary, had "tested."
<
MacRae had been entrusted with a specimen that Krogman
identified as a tibia, then -- in cahoots with Myers -- had
fraudulently "prepared" a ground section from a rock or
concretion and displayed the internal structure on MacRae's Web
page.
<
It was a rather enterprising but unfortunately feeble effort
to conceal the presence of Haversian canals that exist
in the genuine specimen. The Haversian canals confirm
it indeed is B-O-N-E and prove beyond all reasonable doubt
that Myers and MacRae are an insult and a disgrace to every honest,
courageous, truth-seeking scientist who ever lived, especially
Copernicus, Galileo, Kepler. Immanuel Velikovsky and, imore recently,
Ed Conrad).
<
=====================
<
Ed Conrad (rear) and his wolf named Blue.
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/EdnBlue.JPG
<
Ed Conrad
http://www.edconrad.com
Man as Old as Coal
<
Today's Bonus
<
DEATH DOES NOT EXIST
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Miracle.jpg
http://edconrad.com/lifeafterdeath
<
=====================
<
EVOLUTION OF MAN A LOT OF HOT AIR
<
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/SaveTheWhale.jpg
< (Obviously, this is NOT Tiger Woods)
<
=====================
<
SCIENTIFIC SOCIETIES
American Association for the Advancement of Science
American Association of Physical Anthropology
Acoustical Society of America
American Anthropological Association
American Association of Colleges of Pharmacy
American Association of Cereal Chemists
American Association of Engineering Societies
American Association of Physics Teachers
American Association of University Professors
American Association of University Women
American Astronautical Society
American Astronomical Society
American Chemical Society
American College of Dentists
American Dental Association
American Economic Association
American Educational Research Association
American Ethnological Society
American Fisheries Society
American Geological Institute
American Geophysical Union
American Institute of Aeronautics and Astronautics
American Institute of Biological Sciences
American Institute of Chemical Engineers
American Institute of Chemists
American Mathematical Society
American Medical Association
American Meteorological Society
American Nuclear Society
American Oil Chemists' Society
American Physical Society
American Physiological Society
American Phytopathological Society
American Psychiatric Association
American Psychological Association
American Society for Cell Biology
American Society for Engineering Education
American Society for Horticultural Science
American Society for Information Science
ASM International
American Society for Microbiology
American Society for Pharmacology and Experimental Therapeutics
American Society for Quality Control
American Society of Aesthetics
American Society of Agricultural Engineers
American Society of Agronomy
American Society of Animal Science
American Society of Civil Engineers
American Society of Mechanical Engineers
American Society of Plant Physiologists
American Society of Zoologists
American Speech-Language-Hearing Association
American Statistical Association
American Vacuum Society
Association of American Geographers
Association of Research Libraries
Association of Southeastern Biologists
Association for Women in Science
Astronomical Society of the Pacific
Biophysical Society
Crop Science Society of America
Ecological Society of America
Entomological Society of America
FASEB (Federation of American Societies for Experimental Biology)
Geological Society of America
History of Science Society
Industrial Research Institute
Institute of Electrical and Electronics Engineers, Inc.(IEEE)
Institute of Industrial Engineers
Institute of Navigation
Instrument Society of America
International Association for Impact Assessment
International Communication Association
International Society for Measurement and Control
International Society for Systems Sciences
Marine Technology Society
Mathematical Association of America
Medical Library Association, Inc.
Microscopy Society of America
National Association for Research in Science Teaching
National Association of Biology Teachers
National Council of Teachers of Mathematics
National Geographic Society
National Science Teachers Association
National Society of Black Engineers
National Society of Professional Engineers
National Speleological Society
Optical Society of America
Planetary Society
Rural Sociological Society
School Science and Mathematics Association
Sigma Delta Epsilon/Graduate Women in Science, Inc.
Sigma Xi, The Scientific Research Society
Society of American Foresters
Society for Applied Anthropology
Society for Economic Botany
Society for Industrial Microbiology
Society for Social Studies of Science
Society of Women Engineers
Soil Science Society of America
Speech Communication Association
Volunteers in Technical Assistance (VITA)
The Wildlife Conservation Society
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