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< "THE OLDEST HUMAN SKULL EVER FOUND"
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None other than the late, great Wilton M. Krogman, one
of the world's foremost experts on human anatomy and
author of "The Human Skeleton in Forensic Medicine,"
identified one of Ed Conrad's petrified discoveries as human.
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He patiently examined it, measured its length vs. width with
calipers, then called it as a calvarium, which is a human skull
with the eye sockets broken off.
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/OldestHumanSkull.JPG
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Moments later, a colleague of Krogman at the Cooper
Clinic in Lancaster. Pa., entered his office and the internationally
acclaimed human anatomist told : "Doctor, come over here and see the
oldest human skull ever found."
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Since the specimen was found between anthracite coal veins in NE
Pennsylvania, it is geologically dated at a minimum of 280 million
years old (knocking the socks off Charlie Darwin lying in his grave.)
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/OldestHumanSkull.JPG
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/z11calv.jpg
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I informed Generalisimo David Iain Greig and his Army of
Manchurian Candidates at talk.origins about Krogman's
astute pronouncement but, unfortunately, they responded
with thier usual ridicule, probably because the vast majority
are brain-dead zombies who have no desire to identify -- and accept --
truth.
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< "APES, MEN AND MORONS"
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Why, even one of the psuedoscientists got his jollies off by posting a
message in response to "Apes, Men and Morons," the book seriously
questioning the validity of the Theory of Evoluton That was written
by no less than Earnest Hooton, emritus professor of anthropology at
Harvard University.
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< "APES AND ED CONRAD THE MORON "
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rick <rsatt...@iglou.com> wrote to sci.anthropology, talk.origins and
sci.archaeology in response to "Apes and Ed Conrad the Moron":
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> Ed Conrad had prompted it by stating:
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In fact, Dr. Hooton made his feelings known -- as a true scientist
should -- when he published a book which he appropriately entitled
"Apes, Men and Morons,"
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Commented Rick:
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>:> He (Hooton) misnamed it.
>:> Should have been "Apes and Ed Conrad the Moron."
>:> Does anyone know what institution this moron is in?
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Yes, Douche Brain, I indeed have spent some time in an
institution.
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The Smithsonian INSTITUTION.
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Had to leave, though.
They refused to open the windows to let their stink out.
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< Probably even worse than the 911 Gov't Conspiracy)
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< WHERE THESE BEAUTIES WERE FOUND
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Here's a map showing a spectacular cross-section of coal
veins beneath Mahanoy City, Pa. It reveals the impact
of an asteroid, meteor or comet having struck the earth and
offering the uundeniable physical evidence of a catastrophe.
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The map can be enlarged by clicking on it.
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< THE ANATOMY OF A CATACLYSM
< "Oh, the Humanity"
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Meanwhile, getting back to the fossil which Wilton M. Krogman
identified as a petrified human calvarium, he suggested a CATscan be
done on it.
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The results were remarkably favorable.
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http://www.edconrad.com/images/catcalv.jpg
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Meanwhile, Haversian canals were identified in the
cell structure, the tell-tale sign of bone. And dried
blood was found on the specimen during testing at
American Medical Laboratories in Chantilly, Va.
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This is the official report from AML which had
performed Calculus Analysis by Crystallography.
The final report, dated April 21, 2000, was issued
by Dr. Nathan Sherman, director of laboratories.
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> "The specimen consists of 1 irregularly
> shaped, brown calculus weighing less
> than 0.0010 grams and measuring 1X1X0.5
> mm. No nidus is observed. The calculi
> indicates a composition of dried blood
> intermingled with a few small crystals
> resembling calcium oxalate dihydrate."
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http://www.edconrad.com/images/z12calv.jpg
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< SEM COMPARISON OF SPECIMEN THAT
< TOP ANATOMIST IDENTIFIED AS A TIBIA
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/newtibia.jpg
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Scanning Electron Microscopy of internal surface of the fossil that
Krogman identified as a tibia. Both photos were taken at 2,000X.
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TODAY'S BONUS
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