CNN TO GET OUT-FOXED ON APRIL 29

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NEW YORK (Rueters) -- Fox
News revealed today that, unlike
CNN, it plans to cover ALL THREE
major news events as they happen
on April 29.
Rupert Murdoch, owner and
CEO, said teams of reporters
will be in London for the Royal
Wedding, stationed near the
entrance to Hell for the release
of George Carlin, and also in the
foothills of Pennsylvania's coal
region for an exclusive interview
with Ed Conrad on his birthday.
"Brrrrrrrr," said Murdoch. "We're
the only network with ALL the news
that's fit to televise."
CNN recently announced that
it would not be covering the Royal
Wedding -- instead, concentrating
on the interview with Ed Conrad.
As Piers Morgan so gracefully
put it on his show last night, "Who
really gives a rat's ass about the
Royal Wedding, unless you live
in London, England, or perhaps
London, Ontario?"
Meanwhile it was reported by
Foxer Glenn Beck that a construction
team is busy building a large freezer
outside the entrance to Hell so Mr.
Carlin can cool down before he
moves on to Heaven.
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