This will change your life!RE:Make Money Fast!!
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> Subject: Re: $$$ MAKE MONEY AT HOME $$$
> Date: Thu, 2 Apr 1998 15:33:05 +0800
> From: "plt" <tokp...@mbox4.singnet.com.sg>
> Organization: Singapore Telecommunications Ltd
> Newsgroups: alt.folklore.ghost-stories, alt.job.gooley,
alt.religion.urantia-book, es.rec.deportes
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> MAKE EASY MONEY
>
> A little while back, I was browsing these newsgroups,
> just like you are now, and came across an article similar
> to this that said "THAT YOU COULD MAKE THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS
> WITHIN WEEKS WITH ONLY AN INITIAL INVESTMENT OF $6.00!!!
> So I thought YEAH, RIGHT, SCAM, just like most of you are
> thinking right now!! But I was curious, so I kept on reading.
> Anyway, it said that you send $1.00 to each of the six names
> and address stated in the article.
> You then place your own name and address in the bottom of the
> list at #6, and post the article in at least 200 newsgroups.
> (there are thousands) no catch, that was it.
> The main difference with this system and others is that you
> have a mailing list of 6 instead of 5... This means that your
> average gain will be app. 15 times higher !!!
>
> So after thinking it over, and talking to a few people first,
> I thought about trying it. I figured what have I got to lose
> except 6 stamps and $6.00,right? Unlike most I was still VERY
skeptical and
> a little worried about the legal aspects of it all. So I checked it
out with
> the U.S. post office(1-800-725-2161) and they confirmed that
> it is indeed legal!! THEN I INVESTED MY $6.00..............
> WELL GUESS WHAT!!!... within 7 days, I started getting money
> in the mail!! I was shocked! I still figured it would end soon, and
did not
> give it a second thought. But the money just kept coming in.
> In my first week I had made about $20.00 to $30.00 dollars.
> By the end of the second week I had made well over $1,000.00!!
> In the third week I had over $10,000.00 and its still coming in,
> this is my fourth week and so far I have over $42,000.00 and
> its still coming in rapidly....
> It was well worth the $6.00,and the six stamps, I spent more
> than that on one go with the lottery!!!
> Let me tell you how this works and most importantly, why it works
> ...also, make sure you print a copy of this article NOW (and save
> it to your hard drive for use later),so you can get the
> information of it as and when you need it.
> The process is very simple and consists of 3 easy steps:
>
> STEP 1: get 6 separate pieces of paper and write the following
> on each piece of paper "PLEASE PUT ME ON YOUR MAILING LIST."
> Now get 6 US $1.00 bills and place them inside each of the
> 6 pieces of paper so the bill cannot be seen through the envelope
> "this helps against thievery."
> Next, place one paper inside each of the six envelopes and seal them..
> You should now have 6 sealed envelopes, each with a piece of paper
> stating the above phrase, your name and address, and the $1.00 bill.
>
> WHAT YOU ARE DOING IS CREATING A SERVICE BY THIS THAT IS ABSOLUTELY
> LEGAL
> NOW mail the six envelopes to the addresses below:
>
>
> #1 R.A. DORAN
> 42 FALCON ROAD
> MEIR PARK, STOKE ON TRENT.
> ENGLAND, ST3 7FQ.
>
> #2 M. LYNCH
> 2 SILVER ROYD GARTH
> LEEDS, LS12 4UZ
> ENGLAND
>
> #3 MARIO OLIVEIRA
> 55 WHITEHEAD AVE.
> SOUTH RIVER N.J. 08882
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> #4 S. MCMANN
> 211 E. BATTELL ST.
> MISHAWAKA, IN 46545
>
> #5 D LALONDE
> 113 HILLSIDE AVE.
> BONFIELD, ONT. CANADA
> POH-1EO
>
> #6 P.T
> BLK 220 A.M.K AVE 1
> #07-801 SINGAPORE 560220
>
> STEP 2:Now take the #1 name off the list that you see above, move the
> other names up (6 becomes 5, 5 becomes 4, etc...) and add YOUR Name as
> number 6 on the list.
> STEP 3: Change anything you need to, but try to keep this article as
> close to the original as possible. Now, post your amended article to
> at least 200 newsgroups.(if memory is correct I think there are close
> to 24,000 groups) Al you need is 200,but remember, the more you post,
> the more money YOU will make!!
> DONT KNOW HOW TO POST IN THE NEWSGROUPS? WELL DO EXACTLY THE
FOLLOWING:
>
> DIRECTIONS - HOW TO POST TO NEWSGROUPS>
>
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> STEP 1. You do not need to retype this entire letter to do your own
> posting. Simply put your cursor at the beginning of this letter and
> click and hold down your mouse button. While continuing to hold down
> the mouse button, drag your cursor to the bottom of this document and
> over to just past the last character, and release the mouse button.
> At this point the entire letter should be highlighted.
> Then, from the 'edit' pull down menu at the top of the screen select
> "copy". This will copy the entire letter into the computers memory.
>
> STEP 2: Open a blank 'notepad file and place the cursor at the top
> of the blank page. from the 'edit' pull down menu select 'paste'.
> This will paste a copy of the letter into the notepad so that you
> can add your name to the list. REMEMBER to eliminate the #1 position,
> move everybody up one place (re-number everyone else's positions),
> and add yourself in at #6..
>
> STEP 3: Save your new notepad file as a .txt file. If you want to do
> your postings in different sittings, you'll always have this file to
go
> back to.
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> FOR NETSCAPE USERS:
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> step 4: Within the netscape program, go to the pull-down window
> entitled 'window' select 'netscape news'. Then from the pull down menu
> 'options', select "show all newsgroups". After a few moments a list of
> all the newsgroups on your server will show up. Click on the news
groups
> you desire. From within this news group, click on the "to news"
> button, which should be in the top left corner of the newsgroups page.
> This will bring up a message box.
>
> STEP 5: Fill in the subject line. This will be the header that
everyone
> sees as they scroll through the list of postings within a particular
group.
>
> STEP 6: Highlight the entire contents of your text file(.txt)and copy
> them using the same technique as before. Go back to the newsgroup "to
> news" posting you are creating and paste the letter into the body of
> your posting.
>
> STEP 7: Hit the send button in the upper left corner. You're done with
> your first one!
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> INTERNET EXPLORER USERS:
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> STEP 4. GO TO NEWSGROUPS AND SELECT "POST AN ARTICLE".
> STEP 5. FILL IN THE SUBJECT.
> STEP 6. SAME AS #6 ABOVE
> STEP 7. HIT THE "POST BUTTON"
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> THATS IT! All you have to do is to jump to different newsgroups and
post
> away, after you get the hang of it, it will take you about 30 seconds
> for each newsgroup!!
> ***REMEMBER, THE MORE NEWSGROUPS YOU POST IN, THE MORE MONEY YOU WILL
> MAKE!!! BUT YOU HAVE TO MAKE A MINIMUM OF 200 **
> THAT'S IT !!!
> You will begin receiving money from around the world within day's. You
> may even want to set up a P.O. Box due to the large amount of mail you
> receive. If you wish to stay anonymous, you can invent a name to use,
as
> long as the postman will deliver it.
> ** MAKE SURE THAT ALL THE ADDRESSES ARE CORRECT**
> NOW THE WHY PART:
> Out of the 200 postings, say I receive only 5 replies (a very low
example).
> So then I made $5.00 with my name at #6 on the letter. Now, each of
the 5
> persons who just sent me $1.00 make the MINIMUM 200 postings, each
with
> my name at #5 and only 5 persons respond to the original 5, that is
another
> $25.00 for me.
> Now those 25 each make 200 minimum postings with me at #4 that will
> bring in $125.00
> Now those 125 each make 200 minimum postings with me at #3 that will
> bring in $625.00
> OK you get the point but here is the interesting bit IF 625 PEOPLE
MAKE
> THE MINIMUM 200 POSTS AND AGAIN ONLY 5 PEOPLE REPLY TO EACH
> WITH MY NAME AT #2 THAT JUST MADE ME $3,125.00 SO NOW THOSE
> 3,125 PEOPLE MAKE THE 200 POSTS, WHO STILL ONLY GET 5 REPLYS EACH WITH
ME AT
> #1 I WILL RECEIVE $15,625,00!!!
> That's with my original investment of $6.00! AMAZING
> and as I said 5 responses is VERY LOW! It is more usual to get 20-30!!
so
> lets put a higher figure in and see what happens?? Lets say just 15
> people respond to each person making 200 posts....
> lets see what YOU could (WILL)
> make!!!
> AT #6 $15.00
> AT #5 $225.00
> AT #4 $3,375.00
> AT #3 $50,625.00
> AT #2 $759,375.00
> AT #1 $11,390,625.00!!!!
> When your name is no longer on the list, you just take the latest
> posting in the newsgroups and it starts all over again. "if you need
any
> more money".
> The thing to remember is that thousands of people all over the world
are
> joining the internet and reading these articles everyday, JUST LIKE
YOU
> ARE NOW!! So can you afford $6.00 and see if it really works?? I think
so
> ... people have said "what if the plan is played out and no one sends
> you the money? SO WHAT!! What are the chances of that happening when
> there are tons of new honest users and new honest people who are
joining
> the internet and newsgroups everyday and are willing to give it a try?
> Latest estimates are around 20,000 to 50,000 new users, every day,
with
> thousands of them joining the actual internet. Remember, play fairly
and
> honestly and this will work.
> make sure you print this article out right now, also keep a list of
> all of those who send you money. ***HONESTY IS THE BEST POLICY***.
> You don't need to cheat the basic idea to make the MONEY!!!!
> GOOD LUCK TO YOU ALL Play fairly and reap the huge! rewards from this,
> which is tons of extra cash. If you try to deceive people by posting
> the message with your name in the list and not sending the money to
the rest
> of the people already on the list, you will NOT get as much. Someone I
> talked to
> knew someone who did that and only made $150.00 and that was after
8-10
> weeks!
> he then sent out the 6 $1.00 bills and guess what? people added him to
their
> lists and in 4-5 weeks he had over $10k. This is the fairest and most
> honest way I have ever seen to share the worlds wealth without costing
> anything but our time!!!!
> You may wish to buy mailing and email lists for future dollars.
> Please remember to declare your income . Thanks once again.....
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