ANSI opp codes
Tom Link
ANSI Assembler Standard (Draft)
ARG: Agree to Run Garbage
BAH: Branch and Hang Out - invokes Casual mode
BBM: Branch on Blue Moon
BDM: Branch and Destroy Memory
BOB: Branch on Bizzarity
CCBS: Close cover before striking
CMN: Convert to Mayan Numerals
DDS: Damage Dust and Stop
DWM: Do what I mean - useful if you're failed to establish rapport
EMR: Emit Microwave Radiation
EPS: Emulate Power Spike
ETO: Emulate Toaster Oven
FLI: Flash Lights Impressively
FOD: Fuck Off and Die
FSE: Fake Serious Error
GSI: Garble Subsequent Instructions
GQS: Go to Quarter Speed
HCF: Halt & Catch Fire
HEM: Hide Evidence of Malfunction
IDD: Inhale Dust and Die
IKI: Ignore Keyboard Input
IMU: Irradiate and Mutate User
JPF: Jam Paper Feed
JUM: Jeer at User Mistakes
JVC: Jump to Viral Code
KFP: Kindle Fire in Printer
KMA: Kiss My ***
LDI: Like Do it - casual mode request format
LNM: Launch Nuclear Missiles
LYK: Like you know - useful for establishing rapport with machine
MAW: Make Aggravating Whine
MNM: Move New York to the Moon
NNI: Neglect Next Instruction
OBU: Overhead and Burn if Unattended
OEGE: On error, generate excuse.
PNG: Pass Noxious Gas
QWF: Quit Working Forever
QVC: Question Valid Command
RDB: Rotate and Drippble bits (from John in my class...)
RWD: Read Wrong Device
SCE: Simulate Correct Execution
SDI: Suck Dried Ink - implied threat mode
SDJ: Send all Data to Japan
SGO: Stop and Go
SLL: Stop, Look, Listen
SMN: Smoke and make noise - signifies it was good for CPU too
TTC: Tangle Tape and Crash
UBC: Use a Bad Chip
UCI: Use Correct Instruction
VDP: Violate Design Parameters
VMB: Verify and Make Bad
WAF: Warn After the Fact
XID: eXchange Instructions with Data
XOP: eXecute OPerator
XOI: eXecute Operator Immediate (20,000 volts to the system console)
YII: Yield to Irresistible Impulse
ZAM: Zero All Memory
Tom
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