A New Quote For Today!
Onideus Mad Hatter
: I just love uprooting the very foundations of people's beliefs and
: then violently ripping them all apart in the blender of my imagination!
^__^
Boy I tell ya, with all this unending insightfulness of mine, I could
open up a fortune cookie shop! *nods*
--
Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm � x �
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.uncensored-inter.net
Hatter Quotes
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"Never do to anyone online what you wouldn't want done to yourself."
"Freedom, true freedom, is nothing more than intellectual advantage over others."
"When I listen to people I don't really listen to what it is they're
saying, so much as what they're saying it for."
"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."
"Never use your own limitations as the basis of measuring a technology's worth."
"I don't make mistakes, I have other people to make mistakes for me."
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."
"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."
"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."
"Usenet Filters/Blinders - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"
"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."
"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."
"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"
"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."
"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."
"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."
"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."
"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."
"Those who record history are those who control history."
"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."
"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."
"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"
"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."
"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
Onideus Mad Hatter
productions.net> wrote:
> I came up with another good quote today:
>
> : I just love uprooting the very foundations of people's beliefs and
> : then violently ripping them all apart in the blender of my imagination!
>
> ^__^
>
> Boy I tell ya, with all this unending insightfulness of mine, I could
> open up a fortune cookie shop! *nods*
>
> --
>
> Onideus Mad Hatter
Oh, and another of my intellectual Thoughts for the Day:
BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPP!
LOL!
^__^ *nods*
--
Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.uncensored-inter.net
Hatter Quotes
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"I haven't eaten in an hour and I AM STARVING TO DEATH."
"BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRP! LOL"
"Got drugs?"
"I can get that for you cheap with my Wal*tard employee discount. All
you have to do is pretend to be my friend!"
"Usenet is my only friend."
Onideus Mad Hatter
I love replying to my own posts, especially while high on the new
fake^H^H^H^H drugs I was scammed^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H bought off some
website.
Onideus Mad Hatter
<onideusf...@atheist.com> wrote:
>Oh, and another of my intellectual Thoughts for the Day:
>
>BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPP!
>
>LOL!
>
>^__^ *nods*
> --
>Onideus Mad Hatter
>mhm � x �
>http://www.backwater-productions.net
>http://www.uncensored-inter.net
>
>Hatter Quotes
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>"I haven't eaten in an hour and I AM STARVING TO DEATH."
>
>"BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRP! LOL"
>
>"Got drugs?"
>
>"I can get that for you cheap with my Wal*tard employee discount. All
>you have to do is pretend to be my friend!"
>
>"Usenet is my only friend."
Oh look at that, Tommy "Diaperboi" Evans *CAN* be trained! He's got a
.sig on his forgeries now...granted it's not my .sig and it's pretty
short and stunted...much like his genitals, but he *IS* learning!
Maybe next I can train him to roll over and play "fetch the post"!
^__^
--
Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm � x �
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.uncensored-inter.net
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Onideus Mad Hatter
Awww, no munged .sig in this one. Tsch, tsch, tsch...he'll need moar
training I guess. I think an electro-shock collar may prove to be
pretty effective in training him properly. He also needs to be
castrated of course, I don't want him dry humping the couch or any
small children or anything. Think of what the neighbors would say!
Onideus Mad Hatter
> On Wed, 25 Nov 2009 13:05:03 -0800 (PST), Onideus Mad Hatter
> <onideusf...@atheist.com> wrote:
>
>> Oh, and another of my intellectual Thoughts for the Day:
>>
>> BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPP!
>>
>> LOL!
>>
>> ^__^ *nods*
>> --
>> Onideus Mad Hatter
>> mhm � x �
>> http://www.backwater-productions.net
>> http://www.uncensored-inter.net
>>
>> Hatter Quotes
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>> "I haven't eaten in an hour and I AM STARVING TO DEATH."
>>
>> "BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRP! LOL"
>>
>> "Got drugs?"
>>
>> "I can get that for you cheap with my Wal*tard employee discount. All
>> you have to do is pretend to be my friend!"
>>
>> "Usenet is my only friend."
>
> Oh look at that, Tommy "Diaperboi" Evans *CAN* be trained! He's got a
> .sig on his forgeries now...granted it's not my .sig and it's pretty
> short and stunted...much like his genitals, but he *IS* learning!
> Maybe next I can train him to roll over and play "fetch the post"!
Whoa, d00d, I am, like, soooooooooo high on fake^H^H^H^H totally real
drugs right now. Far out, man. Trippy. I wish I had some artistic
ability so I could draw the shapes and colors I'm seeing. Uhhh....
Onideus Mad Hatter
<use...@backwater-productions.org> wrote:
>Whoa, d00d, I am, like, soooooooooo high on fake^H^H^H^H totally real
>drugs right now. Far out, man. Trippy. I wish I had some artistic
>ability so I could draw the shapes and colors I'm seeing. Uhhh....
The only shape I'm seeing with you is triangular...as in yer pointed
little pecker shaped head, Tom. As far as the color, well, I'd say
yer beet red from getting outed by Bob and Carole like that...course
yer gonna turn white as a sheet when the 4Chan party van comes along
and takes you in for dealing in kiddy porn!
PS - you forgot my .sig again, Dipshit. You're a little slow though,
I understand, we'll take this one forgery at a time, no pressure now,
Tom, no pressure!
--
Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm � x �
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.uncensored-inter.net
Hatter Quotes
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Onideus Mad Hatter
> On Wed, 25 Nov 2009 22:28:01 +0100, Onideus Mad Hatter
> <use...@backwater-productions.org> wrote:
>
>> Whoa, d00d, I am, like, soooooooooo high on fake^H^H^H^H totally real
>> drugs right now. Far out, man. Trippy. I wish I had some artistic
>> ability so I could draw the shapes and colors I'm seeing. Uhhh....
>
> The only shape I'm seeing with you is triangular...as in yer pointed
> little pecker shaped head, Tom. As far as the color, well, I'd say
> yer beet red from getting outed by Bob and Carole like that...course
> yer gonna turn white as a sheet when the 4Chan party van comes along
> and takes you in for dealing in kiddy porn!
>
> PS - you forgot my .sig again, Dipshit. You're a little slow though,
> I understand, we'll take this one forgery at a time, no pressure now,
> Tom, no pressure!
Nothing is cooler than replying to your own posts while high on corn
starch shaped into
pills^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H totally
real drugs that you bought from some scammer on the web. Man.
Onideus Mad Hatter
<use...@backwater-productions.org> wrote:
You certainly do seem to be upset about my Kratom use, Tom...why do
you suppose that is? I mean you've been completely fixated and
obsessing over it for nearly two dozen posts now...tsch, tsch,
tsch...musta struck a nerve with you I guess. I'm guessing you're a
dirt poor little bitch who has no money, so you can't afford such
recreational fun, so you get all pissy and indignant when someone like
me comes along and shows off with it, eh? It's your own fault though,
Tom...I mean acting like such a whiney, snitting, pissy little whiner
bitch all the time on Usenet...*YEESH*, it's no wonder you can't get a
job anywhere. I mean who the fuck would want to hire an indignant,
self-important, snit-shitting, pussy faced, little pompous, blowhard
jackass liak you?
Have fun being poor, Tom Evans!
Have fun "dying alone" too! ^__^
PS - have fun spending Thanksgiving all alone.
Onideus Crack Splatter
productions.net> wrote:
> On Wed, 25 Nov 2009 22:43:04 +0100, Onideus MadHatter
>
>
>
> <use...@backwater-productions.org> wrote:
> >Onideus MadHatterwrote:
Why won't anyone converse with me? Why must I always talk to myself?
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