TEXAS IS THE NEATEST PLACE IN THE WORLD!
Barry Schwartz
It is, you know. And I'm not an Allen Gwinn sycophant.
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Allen Gwinn
>It is, you know. And I'm not an Allen Gwinn sycophant.
Yes you are, and you know it good-and-damn well.
Quit trying to fuck with these people's minds.
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Patricia O Tuama
>Yes you are, and you know it good-and-damn well.
>Quit trying to fuck with these people's minds.
Watch it, Big Al, kindly remember that -I- own the Fucking with
These People's Minds concession in this newsgroup.
Hmmph.
Allen Gwinn
>>Yes you are, and you know it good-and-damn well.
>>Quit trying to fuck with these people's minds.
>Watch it, Big Al, kindly remember that -I- own the Fucking with
>These People's Minds concession in this newsgroup.
Yes, you're right. As long as you paid your franchise fee, you do, in fact
own the FwTPM concession. That makes Barry guilty of Theft of Mind Fucking.
If you want to Sue(tm) him, I'll be your witness.
Theodore A. Kaldis
Denver and Grand Junction.
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Andrew Hackard
>Texas bites. Nothing in this country compares with Colorado between
>Denver and Grand Junction.
Untrue--why, south Manhattan and inner-city Philadelphia easily match any
part of Colorado you care to name for sheer entertainment value alone.
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Starcap'n Ra
> Denver and Grand Junction.
So have you toured all 50 states exhaustively,
T*ddles? Or are you just a loudmouthed idiot?
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Jae HuKim
you know why oklahoma is so windy?
because texas sucks and kansas blows.
jae kim
Claire Sanford
Wee I get to do a flame...
B U L L S H I T !!!!!
<can I say that in here???>
Claire
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Barry Schwartz
kal...@remus.rutgers.edu (Theodore A. Kaldis) writes:
]Texas bites. Nothing in this country compares with Colorado between
]Denver and Grand Junction.
Then why don't you drive to the top of Mt. Evans, find a nice
spot, and jump? Feel that Rocky Mountain high.
Lance Franklin
}kal...@remus.rutgers.edu (Theodore A. Kaldis) writes:
}> Nothing in this country compares with Colorado between
}> Denver and Grand Junction.
}
} So have you toured all 50 states exhaustively,
}T*ddles? Or are you just a loudmouthed idiot?
The two are not necessarily mutually exclusive, Cap'n...as evidence, visit
with any of the idiots driving around with an Airstream trailer dragging
behind their car.
"Good Sam" Indeed!
Lance
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Allen Gwinn
>Texas bites. Nothing in this country compares with Colorado between
>Denver and Grand Junction.
So why don't you live there, T*d?
Barry Schwartz
an...@ccwf.cc.utexas.edu (Andrew Hackard) writes:
]kal...@remus.rutgers.edu (Theodore A. Kaldis) writes:
]>Texas bites. Nothing in this country compares with Colorado between
]>Denver and Grand Junction.
]
]Untrue--why, south Manhattan
Downtown? Where glaze-eyed men in three-piece suits sign away
their souls?
]and inner-city Philadelphia
Do you mean Center City, where William Penn looks into the distance
with longing eyes?
]easily match any
]part of Colorado you care to name for sheer entertainment value alone.
The dullest spot in Colorado is wherever in Vail you can find
Gerald Ford.
Wyoming probably has more interesting sights in it than Colorado does.
Yellowstone, for instance. The locals of Rock Springs tell that the
two most beautiful sights in Wyoming are the Teton mountains on a
clear day and Rock Springs in your rear view mirror.
Barry Schwartz
]kal...@remus.rutgers.edu (Theodore A. Kaldis) writes:
]> Nothing in this country compares with Colorado between
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
]> Denver and Grand Junction.
]
] So have you toured all 50 states exhaustively,
]T*ddles? Or are you just a loudmouthed idiot?
He may have seen pretty much all of the country, but what
he's not telling you is that his favorite place in the world
is Cape Breton Island. That's why he's so jealous of Canada.
Barry Schwartz
kgu...@zephyr.cair.du.edu (Kip J. Guinn) writes:
]In article <1991Aug13.0...@Sugar.NeoSoft.com> cla...@Sugar.NeoSoft.com (Claire Sanford) writes:
]>In article <Aug.11.18.46...@remus.rutgers.edu>, kal...@remus.rutgers.edu (Theodore A. Kaldis) writes:
]>> Texas bites. Nothing in this country compares with Colorado between
]>> Denver and Grand Junction.
You know, I've been out there, and it's pretty good. It's even
comparable to the Delaware Water Gap.
]> Wee I get to do a flame...
]>
]>B U L L S H I T !!!!!
]>
]><can I say that in here???>
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]Of course you can, Claire! Nothing like a good swear word to get out the
]ol' agressions.
In Denver, the commonest swear word is *COUGH!*
]If you keep doing it, though, you'll have to be punished. Currently that means
]having to eat horndogs with jimmy.
If you are so concerned about Keegan eating horndogs, how come you
keep serving them? Keegan is *my* friend, anyway, Kip; you can't have him.
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Stephen King
>> Texas bites. Nothing in this country compares with Colorado between
>> Denver and Grand Junction.
>
>
><can I say that in here???>
Claire, you can say whatever you like here. When responding to a KKKaldis
posting, the word you have chosen is always appropriate.
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James G Keegan Jr
-> cla...@Sugar.NeoSoft.com (Claire Sanford) writes:
-> >B U L L S H I T !!!!!
-> ><can I say that in here???>
->
-> Of course you can, Claire! Nothing like a good swear word to
-> get out the ol' agressions.
->
-> If you keep doing it, though, you'll have to be punished.
-> Currently that means having to eat horndogs with jimmy.
don't be distressed by young kipper's remark claire. he often
slips my name into replies to the posts of others. i suspect he
hopes that by doing so he'll appear to be something he's not.
he's really not all that bad, more boring than most perhaps, but
not evil. if you acknowledge his comment, he'll probably be
delighted and go away.
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James G Keegan Jr
-> kgu...@zephyr.cair.du.edu (Kip J. Guinn) writes:
-> ]If you keep doing it, though, you'll have to be punished.
-> ]Currently that means having to eat horndogs with jimmy.
->
-> If you are so concerned about Keegan eating horndogs, how come
-> you keep serving them? Keegan is *my* friend, anyway, Kip;
-> you can't have him.
that, i think, is what bothers kipper the most.
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Barry Schwartz
] In article <52...@beguine.UUCP> Barry Schwartz <tras...@crud.UUCP> writes:
] >In article <1991Aug16....@rice.edu>
] > pat...@is.rice.edu (Patrick L Humphrey) writes:
] >
] >It might be cold (the same latitude as Ottawa, which is pretty bitter
] >at times), but I think Keegan will get a more snow. And I'm talking
] >about frozen water, not the stuff that Man Kane lays on him.
]
] Minnesota's just a bit farther inland (and closer to the center of North
] America, which just happens to be in north-central North Dakota) -- and has
] a bit more of a Siberian climate than Ottawa.
Take a wild guess who's never been to Ottawa very much. (Everyone
points at Patrick.) We're not talking about Toronto, you know.
Everyone in the States thinks everything in Ontario is near Toronto.
Ottawans think Torontans go swimming in January.
Actually it isn't usually much worse than -20 there, but the wind
gave me a mild frostbite once, when I neglected to wrap my face as
well as the rest of me, while going on a brief tour of downtown,
taking in the National Gallery and walking a bit.
Of course, I once went up there and three days later everyone thanked
me for bringing New Jersey weather, though for the life of me I couldn't
figure out why they'd prefer sleet and freezing rain to a good dry chill.
Actually if I'd known any regular skaters they'd probably have cursed
me, because the Rideau Canal had to be closed to skating, after several
days of warmth. The same thing happened this year, too.
Must be the end of the world approaching. Everything is becoming
like Houston.
] I did *that* enough when I was a boy in Oklahoma -- it does snow up there,
] you know.
My grandparents are memorialized in a temple in Oklahoma, but other than
that the family has severed all ties with the place. And they were from
Seattle. Well, my dad is an OU alum and my mom attended. So I suppose
I'd root for OU to beat whatever team Patrick Humphrey favored.
This is too friendly, Patrick, for alt.flame. I've got to flame
you--
You have, like, a pointy head or something like that!
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Kip J. Guinn
Gosh--it's killing me. Really.
Kip
Took you awhile, jimmy. That's ok. I can see where all that counting would
really cramp your style... Have a horndog. Let the steam from your head
clear.
James G Keegan Jr
-> kee...@crdgw1.ge.com (James G Keegan Jr) writes:
-> >Barry.Schwartz@bbs (Barry Schwartz) writes to kipper:
-> >-> If you are so concerned about Keegan eating horndogs, how
-> >-> come you keep serving them? Keegan is *my* friend,
-> >-> anyway, Kip; you can't have him.
-> >
-> >that, i think, is what bothers kipper the most.
-> >
-> Gosh--it's killing me. Really.
that much is clear.
-> Took you awhile, jimmy.
but nowhere near as long as it took you kipper.
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