"This Land" - a Skaldic Anthem

Marek

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Nov 16, 1993, 10:53:18 AM11/16/93

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"This Land" - a Skaldic Anthem
(ASCAP/BMUG all rights reserved C Lund & ABBA 1993)

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This land is Paal's land,
This land is Lund's land,
From Atlantic Ocean,
To Utsjoki.
From gay old Oslo,
To frozen Tromsoe,
This land was made for bagges like me.

(chord change up a minor third)

For we are NORDEMENN!
We're not from Sveden.
We're from gay Narvik
Und Ocean Arctic.

So stroke ma lutefish,
Und suck ma minke.

This land was made for gay trolls like me!

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Christopher Henrik Lund

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Nov 17, 1993, 3:25:10 AM11/17/93

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Nice, but why are some of the words in German (Und)?

C Lund,
Oslo

PS: When you write gay, I take it you mean happy, joyfull, gleefull, etc.

PPS: 1) Why is it that whenever somone says something about Norway/
Scandinavia, they always mention ABBA, and,
2) WHO THE HELL IS ABBA?

Marek

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Nov 17, 1993, 10:06:15 AM11/17/93

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In article <2ccn56$t...@gjalp.ifi.uio.no> chri...@ifi.uio.no (Christopher Henrik Lund) writes:

>Nice, but why are some of the words in German (Und)?
>
> C Lund,
> Oslo

That's because - deep down - you little bagges are nothing but a bunch
of stinking Huns in norse whaleskins. Clear?

>PS: When you write gay, I take it you mean happy, joyfull, gleefull, etc.

No, it means fagfull, feyish, limpwristed, buggerly, etc.

>PPS: 1) Why is it that whenever somone says something about Norway/
> Scandinavia, they always mention ABBA, and,

Because ABBA represents the zenith of Scando/German culture.

> 2) WHO THE HELL IS ABBA?

Don't you krauts know anything?

Mark B.

Paal Ditlefsen Ekran

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Nov 17, 1993, 10:23:22 AM11/17/93

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Well, deep inside the Canadians are Norses ! Which make the Canadians
Huns too !

|> >PS: When you write gay, I take it you mean happy, joyfull, gleefull, etc.
|>
|> No, it means fagfull, feyish, limpwristed, buggerly, etc.

I still think he mean goy ! (goy-> happy, joyf.. etc. in Norwegian)

|> Because ABBA represents the zenith of Scando/German culture.

I thought AHa was representing Norway...

|>
|> > 2) WHO THE HELL IS ABBA?
|>
|> Don't you krauts know anything?

I think you must be refering to those who live in the big country 2000-
kilometers south of Norway....

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Marek

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Nov 17, 1993, 11:39:43 AM11/17/93

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In article <1993Nov17.1...@news.uit.no> paa...@stud.cs.uit.no (Paal Ditlefsen Ekran) writes:

>|> That's because - deep down - you little bagges are nothing but a bunch
>|> of stinking Huns in norse whaleskins. Clear?
>
> Well, deep inside the Canadians are Norses ! Which make the Canadians
> Huns too !

Brilliant bit of deductive Norwegian reasoning there, mien herr.

>|> >PS: When you write gay, I take it you mean happy, joyfull, gleefull, etc.
>|>
>|> No, it means fagfull, feyish, limpwristed, buggerly, etc.
>
> I still think he mean goy ! (goy-> happy, joyf.. etc. in Norwegian)

That's odd. "goy" means "Norwegian" in Yiddish.

>|> Because ABBA represents the zenith of Scando/German culture.
>
> I thought AHa was representing Norway...

Hey, I plum forgot all about those little ice-ferrets! What ever
happened to them anyway and how come all your Scando/German band
names are palindromes?

Take me on!
Take on me!
Kill minkee!
In Hel-sinki!

(repeat 1,000 times with rhythm ace set to "turgid eurobeat")

Mark B.

Irish Redneck

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Nov 17, 1993, 3:05:09 PM11/17/93

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In article <2ccn56$t...@gjalp.ifi.uio.no>, chri...@ifi.uio.no (Christopher
Henrik Lund) wrote:

Only the finest heavy metal group to ever come out of Scandoland.

(And some serious babage, too! Right, Michele?)

--
Uh oh, spaghetti-os

nenolaH nroJ

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Nov 17, 1993, 8:03:41 PM11/17/93

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>From: Marek

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>This land is Paal's land,
>This land is Lund's land,
>From Atlantic Ocean,

> [ etc ]

>***************************************************

Where else would Marek get his inspiration but from his
favourite musician ??? This shit is COUNTRY you skinny
little mongolian hamster! Grow up and join the "New Kids
On The Block" Army !!!
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