Hungry and healthy
Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD
(offer not valid in the continent of Africa)
St. Jackanapes
Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD served us this...
> Be hungry and be healthy.
> (offer not valid in the continent of Africa)
Andy, I have a medical question. Why do all the little skinny babies in
Africa have big fat beer bellies? Does that mean they're eating way too
much? That would explain all the flies I see crawling all over them. I
know just how bad flies can get around an American Backyard Barbecue!
Those dam pests fly in from every backyard in the neighborhood just to
mess up my feast. So since the little skinny beer bellied kids have food
galore, flies must be buzzing in from all around that African place.
Every time I see them on a TV commercial I see the babies drinking milk
and spilling it all over their face, and behind them are soldiers
unloading huge bags of food. They eat so much food that they're forced
to use their army to haul it all in. Since they have so much food for
their kids, then why do they keep asking me to support their children?
It must be to help them pay their massive grocery bills!
So tell me doctor, why the big beer bellies? Are the African babies
drinking beer too?
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Father Haskell
wrote:
> Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD served us this...
>
> > Be hungry and be healthy.
> > (offer not valid in the continent of Africa)
>
> Andy, I have a medical question. Why do all the little skinny babies in
> Africa have big fat beer bellies? Does that mean they're eating way too
> much? That would explain all the flies I see crawling all over them. I
> know just how bad flies can get around an American Backyard Barbecue!
> Those dam pests fly in from every backyard in the neighborhood just to
> mess up my feast. So since the little skinny beer bellied kids have food
> galore, flies must be buzzing in from all around that African place.
> Every time I see them on a TV commercial I see the babies drinking milk
> and spilling it all over their face, and behind them are soldiers
> unloading huge bags of food. They eat so much food that they're forced
> to use their army to haul it all in. Since they have so much food for
> their kids, then why do they keep asking me to support their children?
> It must be to help them pay their massive grocery bills!
>
> So tell me doctor, why the big beer bellies? Are the African babies
> drinking beer too?
Those aren't babies. Those are pottery.
J666
<heartdo...@emorycardiology.com> wrote:
> Be hungry and be healthy.
> (offer not valid in the continent of Africa)
So the 2PD does not work in Africa from Cairo to Cape Town
St. Jackanapes
J666 served us this...
Chung says that those Godless Darkies have a different digestive system.
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St. Jackanapes
Father Haskell served us this...
Doh! No wonder they break so easily.
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