LOTE Restructuring
Janie
still a LOTE and who isn't...Please let me know who is interested in
being a LOTE and say in 3 words or less why you should be
considered...Di must pass a probationary time before she can be
considered because she's so bad all the time...This does require going
back to LU for refresher courses...Send your $500 refresher course
money care of : Janie and please send in quarters only...and John,
TAG, this ain't a girl thing...It's a WOMAN thing! <G> All wanna-be
LOTE's must also Post what their LOTE outfit will look like! I will
let you know within 3 minutes of reading your post whether you will be
a LOTE, and honorary LOTE or an Underling...and OLLIE! I can spot a
man posting as a woman a mile away! I might also add, those that
e-mailed me about the LOTE thread being silly are certainly under no
requirement to read the thread!
Janie
AHughes
Here are my three words: Go, LOTEs Go!
garden goddess
who wants to go to LOTE U, but requires a scholarship on the grounds of
hardship...
"Janie" <mb...@ix.netcom.com> wrote in message
news:389783C1...@ix.netcom.com...
Janie
LOTE University course and I will contact Sue to see if you passed!
Janie
Di Wall
should wipe out the probationary period!>
di<~~~who has the best quarters in town and is soon to be known as REALOTE!
< Reformed Evil Aussie Lady Of The Evening>
Butterkup
Janie
would be a real mistake at this moment because you simply can't behave
according to the LOTE's code of honor...No evil aussies allowed! <G>
Janie
Janie
requalify through LU and I have to see the the written exam...Then, you must ask
me nicely if you can be a LOTE. When I see you are reformed, MAYBE! <G>
Janie
Butterkup wrote:
> How about "shut-up, Janie" That's three words. <G>
>
Butterkup
I have changed all my quarters into dollar bills.
I am co/found of LU
I am co/writer of the exam
I can have you expelled from the LOTE Union like this! "SNAP"
I will never reform.
So, what do ya think of them apples?
sue
Di Wall
di.....:-)
Butterkup <k...@ewol.com> wrote in message news:3897CD0C...@ewol.com...
Butterkup
sue
Janie
Janie<-----sharpening the guillotine
Kelly Petit
Butterkup wrote:
> Dear Janie!
> I have changed all my quarters into dollar bills.
> I am co/found of LU
> I am co/writer of the exam
> I can have you expelled from the LOTE Union like this! "SNAP"
> I will never reform.
> So, what do ya think of them apples?
> sue
>
Thanks for copying, Sue-:)
What's this about restructuring? I got my diploma years ago and although I was torn
between the Good and the Bad LOTEs at the time, I very quickly admitted the Good LOTEs
were the only right ones. All my quarters are at the LOTE bank.
I've had some problems lately a I've been appointed and dismissed from various
functions, but I still have my degree. I just can't see why I should need a
refreshener course, I've been cold enough trying to dave you out there in space!
Now about the dress, I bought a whole new outfit for my job as an assistant princess,
so I've no money left. Guess I'll have to go back to the old red and black shiny
thingy with false diamonds and my patent leather shoes!
kelly
Kelly Petit
Janie wrote:
> I think you are in big trouble now:)
> Janie<-----sharpening the guillotine
>
I knew this was going to start a fight among the head LOTEs!! Isn't it always the
same...
When did you get my guillotine, Janie? I've still got it here and I'm not going to lend
it to anyone anylonger, it was absolutely a mess after that cabbage business!!
kelly
>
> Butterkup wrote:
>
> > Dear Janie!
> > I have changed all my quarters into dollar bills.
> > I am co/found of LU
> > I am co/writer of the exam
> > I can have you expelled from the LOTE Union like this! "SNAP"
> > I will never reform.
> > So, what do ya think of them apples?
> > sue
> >
jingles
Kelly Petit <kelly...@a2points.com> wrote:
Well don't you go casting an eye on my 'virginal white' - I may not be
around much, but I still work my corner 3 days a week and my purse
don't rattle with quarters.
jingles L.E.
> Thanks for copying, Sue-:)
> What's this about restructuring? I got my diploma years ago and
although I was torn
> between the Good and the Bad LOTEs at the time, I very quickly
admitted the Good LOTEs
> were the only right ones. All my quarters are at the LOTE bank.
> I've had some problems lately a I've been appointed and dismissed
from various
> functions, but I still have my degree. I just can't see why I should
need a
> refreshener course, I've been cold enough trying to dave you out
there in space!
> Now about the dress, I bought a whole new outfit for my job as an
assistant princess,
> so I've no money left. Guess I'll have to go back to the old red and
black shiny
> thingy with false diamonds and my patent leather shoes!
>
> kelly
>
> >
Sent via Deja.com http://www.deja.com/
Before you buy.
jingles
Would you care to rephrase that Queen Janie, I'm an Aussie too <grin>
jingles L.E.
In article <3897C9D1...@ix.netcom.com>,
Janie <mb...@ix.netcom.com> wrote:
> Oh no you don't, Di...I'm much too smart for that...I think making
you a LOTE
> would be a real mistake at this moment because you simply can't behave
> according to the LOTE's code of honor...No evil aussies allowed! <G>
> Janie
>
Toddy
Good to see you jingles :-)
Don't you already have an official LOTE position? <G>
Toddy, who isn't a LOTE, and shouldn't be in this thread at
all, but since when did that stop anyone ??? <VBG>
"jingles" <jin...@my-deja.com> wrote in message
news:878qt9$qg$1...@nnrp1.deja.com...
Di Wall
could well be the reason there are no quarters - had you considered moving
on to a stylish grey and mauve? With real pearls, of course! <gg>
di<~~~wondering how she'd look in virginal white on her graduation! :-))
<have you been behaving Jingles? We have missed you....>
Di Wall
di.....:-)
jingles <jin...@my-deja.com> wrote in message
news:878r3o$r1$1...@nnrp1.deja.com...
>
>
> Would you care to rephrase that Queen Janie, I'm an Aussie too <grin>
> jingles L.E.
>
>
>
>
> In article <3897C9D1...@ix.netcom.com>,
> Janie <mb...@ix.netcom.com> wrote:
> > Oh no you don't, Di...I'm much too smart for that...I think making
> you a LOTE
> > would be a real mistake at this moment because you simply can't behave
> > according to the LOTE's code of honor...No evil aussies allowed! <G>
> > Janie
> >
Di Wall
brochure.....says "For a Great Career, Just Add Wimple".
Seems like a good time for a career change....
Queen Janie, this REALOTE admits defeat and is handing in her boa......I'm
off to the nunnery..of course the food there is passé so I could be co-erced
into 'moonlighting' on jingles 'off-nights' if you needed to cover a
corner.....
My LOTE outfit would be that of my day-job...plus the boa, of course! <g>
di<~~~hehe! THAT should pluck heart-string!! Janie will be begging me to run
the LU!! :-)
Janie <mb...@ix.netcom.com> wrote in message
news:3897C9D1...@ix.netcom.com...
Di Wall
to wash the guillotine!!
di.....:)
Kelly Petit <kelly...@a2points.com> wrote in message
news:3897D866...@a2points.com...
>
>
> Janie wrote:
>
> > I think you are in big trouble now:)
> > Janie<-----sharpening the guillotine
> >
>
> I knew this was going to start a fight among the head LOTEs!! Isn't it
always the
> same...
> When did you get my guillotine, Janie? I've still got it here and I'm not
going to lend
> it to anyone anylonger, it was absolutely a mess after that cabbage
business!!
>
> kelly
>
> >
> > Butterkup wrote:
> >
> > > Dear Janie!
> > > I have changed all my quarters into dollar bills.
> > > I am co/found of LU
> > > I am co/writer of the exam
> > > I can have you expelled from the LOTE Union like this! "SNAP"
> > > I will never reform.
> > > So, what do ya think of them apples?
> > > sue
> > >
> > > Janie wrote:
> > > >
> > > > *sigh* Now I have to seize all your quarters (I know you have some)
You must
> > > > requalify through LU and I have to see the the written exam...Then,
you must ask
> > > > me nicely if you can be a LOTE. When I see you are reformed, MAYBE!
<G>
> > > > Janie
> > > >
> > > > Butterkup wrote:
> > > >
> > > > > How about "shut-up, Janie" That's three words. <G>
> > > > >
judithann
My three words worth...."Not without Di!"
Thank you kindly your Royal Highness-ship. Time to reconsider.
Perhaps you could gaze into your crystal ball and see that we, as
LOTES, would be your greatest assets. :-pp
judithann--who has an alternate plan in mind should she fail at
this. :o)
.
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Kelly Petit
jingles wrote:
> In article <3897D7EA...@a2points.com>,
> Kelly Petit <kelly...@a2points.com> wrote:
>
> Well don't you go casting an eye on my 'virginal white' - I may not be
> around much, but I still work my corner 3 days a week and my purse
> don't rattle with quarters.
>
> jingles L.E.
>
Jingles!! How good to see you back-:) You've been missed! No one to challenge
our poetic spirit!
Suerely you can have your white in peace
If I can get my black and red one back...
kelly
>
> > Thanks for copying, Sue-:)
> > What's this about restructuring? I got my diploma years ago and
> although I was torn
> > between the Good and the Bad LOTEs at the time, I very quickly
> admitted the Good LOTEs
> > were the only right ones. All my quarters are at the LOTE bank.
> > I've had some problems lately a I've been appointed and dismissed
> from various
> > functions, but I still have my degree. I just can't see why I should
> need a
> > refreshener course, I've been cold enough trying to dave you out
> there in space!
> > Now about the dress, I bought a whole new outfit for my job as an
> assistant princess,
> > so I've no money left. Guess I'll have to go back to the old red and
> black shiny
> > thingy with false diamonds and my patent leather shoes!
> >
> > kelly
> >
> > >
> > > Janie wrote:
> > > >
> > > > *sigh* Now I have to seize all your quarters (I know you have
> some) You must
> > > > requalify through LU and I have to see the the written
> exam...Then, you must ask
> > > > me nicely if you can be a LOTE. When I see you are reformed,
> MAYBE! <G>
> > > > Janie
> > > >
> > > > Butterkup wrote:
> > > >
> > > > > How about "shut-up, Janie" That's three words. <G>
> > > > >
> > > > > Di Wall wrote:
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Three words huh? Oh that's easy...."Janie Reigns Forever"
> !! <that
> > > > > > should wipe out the probationary period!>
> > > > > > di<~~~who has the best quarters in town and is soon to be
> known as REALOTE!
> > > > > > < Reformed Evil Aussie Lady Of The Evening>
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Janie <mb...@ix.netcom.com> wrote in message
> > > > > > news:389783C1...@ix.netcom.com...
Janie
behave and, in the miracle even that happens, you two can NOT stand on the the
same corner!
Janie
judithann wrote:
> In article <389783C1...@ix.netcom.com>, Janie
> <mb...@ix.netcom.com> wrote:
Janie
nun, I know you will be kicked out eventually. I'll keep your application on
file but you better come up with something better then this! The Queen is not
stupid! (Shut up, Sue!)
Janie
Di Wall wrote:
> <sigh!> Am currently carefully contemplating this Career Advisory
> brochure.....says "For a Great Career, Just Add Wimple".
> Seems like a good time for a career change....
> Queen Janie, this REALOTE admits defeat and is handing in her boa......I'm
> off to the nunnery..of course the food there is passé so I could be co-erced
> into 'moonlighting' on jingles 'off-nights' if you needed to cover a
> corner.....
> My LOTE outfit would be that of my day-job...plus the boa, of course! <g>
> di<~~~hehe! THAT should pluck heart-string!! Janie will be begging me to run
> the LU!! :-)
>
> Janie <mb...@ix.netcom.com> wrote in message
> news:3897C9D1...@ix.netcom.com...
> > Oh no you don't, Di...I'm much too smart for that...I think making you a
> LOTE
> > would be a real mistake at this moment because you simply can't behave
> > according to the LOTE's code of honor...No evil aussies allowed! <G>
> > Janie
> >
> > Di Wall wrote:
> >
> > > Three words huh? Oh that's easy...."Janie Reigns Forever" !! <that
> > > should wipe out the probationary period!>
> > > di<~~~who has the best quarters in town and is soon to be known as
> REALOTE!
> > > < Reformed Evil Aussie Lady Of The Evening>
> > >
> > > Janie <mb...@ix.netcom.com> wrote in message
> > > news:389783C1...@ix.netcom.com...
Janie
problem underling...and the ONLY evil aussie I know! <g>
Janie<-----who has a way with words
jingles wrote:
> Would you care to rephrase that Queen Janie, I'm an Aussie too <grin>
> jingles L.E.
>
> In article <3897C9D1...@ix.netcom.com>,
> Janie <mb...@ix.netcom.com> wrote:
NormaSG
topless...(darn!....there, it's fixed) strapless, backless party dress and just
listening but I really think 'restructuring" is a poor choice of words. Brings
to mind huge layoffs and tax rebates, dontcha know. Now, really, the treasury
is too low for layoffs although a tax rebate might mean we see some quarters.
Please reconsider. This may be only a minor grumbling. Poor Di is suffering
through summer weather and hot, dry air which could have some effect on her
thinking. Kelly still has the guillotine, you know. Watch your own head!
Garden Goddess is doing her best to keep us healthy by gathering shredded
cabbage. Judithann lives close to an unruly city and may have friends there.
And above all, don't upset Jingles. I mean, most of her spells are good ones
but you never know.
Be careful and watch your back. What I mean is, crouch, don't lean over to
talk through car windows. That way you won't lose your balance again. <BG>
Norma (knowing Janie's headfirst dive into the car was an accident, not
eagerness.)
>In article <389783C1...@ix.netcom.com>, Janie
><mb...@ix.netcom.com> wrote:
Janie
another one quick or you will catch pneumonia! You are such a quiet LOTE I will
wave all restructuring laws for you, provided you listen to every word I say...My
mind is made up about Di and judithann...If they qualify, different corners!
Janie<-----who shudders at the thought of the 2 of them standing on the same corner
disturbing the peace with their yelling! <g>
jingles
I surely do Toddy, Lote Extraordinaire - don't work for quarters, and
never carry change <grin>.
Why did you never become a LOTE Toddy - you have all the right
equipment<grin>
jingles L.E.
In article <9494840...@hearts.q-net.net.au>,
"Toddy" <tod...@q-net.net.au> wrote:
> HEY !!!!! Look who's here !!!
>
> Good to see you jingles :-)
>
> Don't you already have an official LOTE position? <G>
>
> Toddy, who isn't a LOTE, and shouldn't be in this thread at
> all, but since when did that stop anyone ??? <VBG>
>
> "jingles" <jin...@my-deja.com> wrote in message
> news:878qt9$qg$1...@nnrp1.deja.com...
> > In article <3897D7EA...@a2points.com>,
> > Kelly Petit <kelly...@a2points.com> wrote:
> >
> > Well don't you go casting an eye on my 'virginal white' -
> I may not be
> > around much, but I still work my corner 3 days a week and
> my purse
> > don't rattle with quarters.
> >
> > jingles L.E.
> >
> >
> >
> > > > > > Di Wall wrote:
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Three words huh? Oh that's easy...."Janie
> Reigns Forever"
> > !! <that
> > > > > > > should wipe out the probationary period!>
> > > > > > > di<~~~who has the best quarters in town and is
> soon to be
> > known as REALOTE!
> > > > > > > < Reformed Evil Aussie Lady Of The Evening>
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Janie <mb...@ix.netcom.com> wrote in message
> > > > > > > news:389783C1...@ix.netcom.com...
jingles
In 'virginal white' I'm every guys illusion - that's why I don't work
for quarters - and the folding stuff don't rattle.
jingles L.E (something of a will o' the whisp)
In article <J5Tl4.68$iH5....@nsw.nnrp.telstra.net>,
"Di Wall" <diw...@primus.com.au> wrote:
> jingles L.E. !! How lovely to see you again! Of course the
virginal white
> could well be the reason there are no quarters - had you considered
moving
> on to a stylish grey and mauve? With real pearls, of course! <gg>
> di<~~~wondering how she'd look in virginal white on her graduation!
:-))
> <have you been behaving Jingles? We have missed you....>
>
Kelly Petit
Janie wrote:
> hehehe I forgot about you, the other evil underling! <g> Di has to prove she can
> behave and, in the miracle even that happens, you two can NOT stand on the the
> same corner!
> Janie
>
Maybe they can take a corner of Australia each? There are so many corners down
there....
kelly
>
> judithann wrote:
>
> > In article <389783C1...@ix.netcom.com>, Janie
> > <mb...@ix.netcom.com> wrote:
Kelly Petit
NormaSG wrote:
> Oh dear, Janie. I've been standing quietly on my corner in my strapless,
> topless...(darn!....there, it's fixed) strapless, backless party dress and just
> listening but I really think 'restructuring" is a poor choice of words. Brings
> to mind huge layoffs and tax rebates, dontcha know. Now, really, the treasury
> is too low for layoffs although a tax rebate might mean we see some quarters.
>
> Please reconsider. This may be only a minor grumbling. Poor Di is suffering
> through summer weather and hot, dry air which could have some effect on her
> thinking. Kelly still has the guillotine, you know. Watch your own head!
> Garden Goddess is doing her best to keep us healthy by gathering shredded
> cabbage. Judithann lives close to an unruly city and may have friends there.
> And above all, don't upset Jingles. I mean, most of her spells are good ones
> but you never know.
>
> Be careful and watch your back. What I mean is, crouch, don't lean over to
> talk through car windows. That way you won't lose your balance again. <BG>
>
> Norma (knowing Janie's headfirst dive into the car was an accident, not
> eagerness.)
LOL
Norma, you put words to my thoughts!!
kelly
jingles
Kelly Petit <kelly...@a2points.com> wrote:
>
>
> jingles wrote:
>
> > In article <3897D7EA...@a2points.com>,
> > Kelly Petit <kelly...@a2points.com> wrote:
> >
> > Well don't you go casting an eye on my 'virginal white' - I may not
be
> > around much, but I still work my corner 3 days a week and my purse
> > don't rattle with quarters.
> >
> > jingles L.E.
> >
>
challenge
> our poetic spirit!
> Suerely you can have your white in peace
> If I can get my black and red one back...
>
> kelly
Hi! Kelly, 'serious' I can find anywhere, but a good bit of 'nonsense'
is harder to come by.
So!
Virginal white, but not too tight,
Red and black, with a split at the back
A glimpse of thigh to catch the eye,
A fishnet stocking, to get 'em rocking,
A platform sole, and you're on a roll,
Some sequins bright and you're set for the night.
A cleavage low, and AWAAAAY WE GO!
jingles L.E. (still cautious with download)
jingles
Janie, it is very difficult to deal with anybody who comes from Wagga
Wagga - just look at the name for a start. Then of course there is
Kapooka - the army base, and Uranquinty the Air Force Base. Every
Friday night they opened the camp gates and let the inmates loose to
ravage the town and imbibe vast amount of the amber liquid. Mothers
locked up their daughters at dusk and didn't let them out again until
Monday morning <grin> It must be hard to spend the weekends clawing at
the bars of the bedroom window, trying to get out. So, perhaps we
should try to be kind and gentle and maybe... just maybe... we can win
her round.
jingles L.E - (who wouldn't have know this had she not had a son at
Kapooka and a husband at Uranquinty.)
In article <38984B15...@ix.netcom.com>,
Janie <mb...@ix.netcom.com> wrote:
> Jingles, you have simply got to do something about Di...She is such a
> problem underling...and the ONLY evil aussie I know! <g>
> Janie<-----who has a way with words
>
> jingles wrote:
>
> > Would you care to rephrase that Queen Janie, I'm an Aussie too
<grin>
> > jingles L.E.
> >
> > In article <3897C9D1...@ix.netcom.com>,
> > Janie <mb...@ix.netcom.com> wrote:
> > > Oh no you don't, Di...I'm much too smart for that...I think making
> > you a LOTE
> > > would be a real mistake at this moment because you simply can't
behave
> > > according to the LOTE's code of honor...No evil aussies allowed!
<G>
> > > Janie
> > >
jingles
You make a good point Norma. We are wasting time and energy bickering
among ourselves when we should be expending both on the street corners
of the world and withdrawing quarters (it is easier to pull teeth) from
the reluctant pockets of the passersby.
(Norma, how many times do I have to tell you to fix that bodice - just
a 'glimpse' is enough - you don't have to put all your goodies in the
window.)
jingles L.E.
In article <20000202102715...@nso-fg.aol.com>,
> >In article <389783C1...@ix.netcom.com>, Janie
> ><mb...@ix.netcom.com> wrote:
jingles
The Local Authorities would be forced to erect a 'Detour' sign to
divert traffic - this would cause chaos and bring the city to a
standstill - men would be trapped in their cars for hours - they would
get restless and go seeking diversion .......Hey! you know? that
scenario has prospects...
jingles
In article <38985697...@ix.netcom.com>,
Janie <mb...@ix.netcom.com> wrote:
> I saw that, Norma...I had no idea you were wearing a LOTE outfit like
that...Get
> another one quick or you will catch pneumonia! You are such a quiet
LOTE I will
> wave all restructuring laws for you, provided you listen to every
word I say...My
> mind is made up about Di and judithann...If they qualify, different
corners!
> Janie<-----who shudders at the thought of the 2 of them standing on
the same corner
> disturbing the peace with their yelling! <g>
>
Bobbie.
myself now fully fledged.....None of your U bits....Fully fledged
LOTE.....Just send me all your bank details Janie including your PIN #
and I will get Keith to do the necessary.
Yours (dear Queen) in anticipation of a seat beside the throne next to
Donna,opposite Sue,just up from Kelly, out of reach of Jingles.....
Bobbie...LOTE 1st class.....( how's that for boot licking at it's
best) :-)
Janie <mb...@ix.netcom.com> wrote in message
news:389783C1...@ix.netcom.com...
Bobbie.
B:-)
Butterkup <k...@ewol.com> wrote in message
news:3897D3ED...@ewol.com...
> Naaaaa! I'm bigger(shut-up, Janie), braver and smarter than Janie.
<G>
> sue
>
> Di Wall wrote:
> >
> > ooooH! Sue, you are so assertive!! Watch out for your head!!
> > di.....:-)
> >
> > Butterkup <k...@ewol.com> wrote in message
news:3897CD0C...@ewol.com...
> > > Dear Janie!
> > > I have changed all my quarters into dollar bills.
> > > I am co/found of LU
> > > I am co/writer of the exam
> > > I can have you expelled from the LOTE Union like this! "SNAP"
> > > I will never reform.
> > > So, what do ya think of them apples?
> > > sue
> > >
> > > Janie wrote:
> > > >
> > > > *sigh* Now I have to seize all your quarters (I know you have
some) You
> > must
> > > > requalify through LU and I have to see the the written
exam...Then, you
> > must ask
> > > > me nicely if you can be a LOTE. When I see you are reformed,
MAYBE! <G>
> > > > Janie
> > > >
> > > > Butterkup wrote:
> > > >
> > > > > How about "shut-up, Janie" That's three words. <G>
> > > > >
> > > > > Di Wall wrote:
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Three words huh? Oh that's easy...."Janie Reigns
Forever" !!
> > <that
> > > > > > should wipe out the probationary period!>
> > > > > > di<~~~who has the best quarters in town and is soon to be
known as
> > REALOTE!
> > > > > > < Reformed Evil Aussie Lady Of The Evening>
> > > > > >
Bobbie.
she will set Jim on you, so there.
B:-)....(Who says age brings wisdom?....lol)
Di Wall <diw...@primus.com.au> wrote in message
news:1oTl4.84$iH5....@nsw.nnrp.telstra.net...
> That Ann! A hermit appears and she goes all gooey and useless and
forgets
> to wash the guillotine!!
> di.....:)
>
> Kelly Petit <kelly...@a2points.com> wrote in message
> news:3897D866...@a2points.com...
> >
> >
> > Janie wrote:
> >
> > > I think you are in big trouble now:)
> > > Janie<-----sharpening the guillotine
> > >
> >
> > I knew this was going to start a fight among the head LOTEs!!
Isn't it
> always the
> > same...
> > When did you get my guillotine, Janie? I've still got it here and
I'm not
> going to lend
> > it to anyone anylonger, it was absolutely a mess after that
cabbage
> business!!
> >
> > kelly
> >
> > >
> > > Butterkup wrote:
> > >
Bobbie.
you....but "virginal white"? not quite, 'corner of the street gear' is
it?.....Try Deep crimson, much more 'attractive'
B:-)
jingles <jin...@my-deja.com> wrote in message
news:878qt9$qg$1...@nnrp1.deja.com...
> In article <3897D7EA...@a2points.com>,
> Kelly Petit <kelly...@a2points.com> wrote:
>
> Well don't you go casting an eye on my 'virginal white' - I may not
be
> around much, but I still work my corner 3 days a week and my purse
> don't rattle with quarters.
>
> jingles L.E.
>
>
>
> > Thanks for copying, Sue-:)
> > What's this about restructuring? I got my diploma years ago and
> although I was torn
> > between the Good and the Bad LOTEs at the time, I very quickly
> admitted the Good LOTEs
> > were the only right ones. All my quarters are at the LOTE bank.
> > I've had some problems lately a I've been appointed and dismissed
> from various
> > functions, but I still have my degree. I just can't see why I
should
> need a
> > refreshener course, I've been cold enough trying to dave you out
> there in space!
> > Now about the dress, I bought a whole new outfit for my job as an
> assistant princess,
> > so I've no money left. Guess I'll have to go back to the old red
and
> black shiny
> > thingy with false diamonds and my patent leather shoes!
> >
> > kelly
> >
> > >
Bobbie.
B:-) .....afraid for Norma's health
NormaSG <nor...@aol.complete> wrote in message
news:20000202102715...@nso-fg.aol.com...
MAEVE56
écrit :
>Sujet : LOTE Restructuring
>De : Janie <mb...@ix.netcom.com>
>Date : Tue, 01 Feb 2000 20:09:22 -0500
>
>Ok, ladies, it's time for LOTE restructuring...I have no idea who is
>still a LOTE and who isn't...Please let me know who is interested in
>being a LOTE and say in 3 words or less why you should be
>considered...Di must pass a probationary time before she can be
>considered because she's so bad all the time...This does require going
>back to LU for refresher courses...Send your $500 refresher course
>money care of : Janie and please send in quarters only...and John,
>TAG, this ain't a girl thing...It's a WOMAN thing! <G> All wanna-be
>LOTE's must also Post what their LOTE outfit will look like! I will
>let you know within 3 minutes of reading your post whether you will be
>a LOTE, and honorary LOTE or an Underling...and OLLIE! I can spot a
>man posting as a woman a mile away! I might also add, those that
>e-mailed me about the LOTE thread being silly are certainly under no
>requirement to read the thread!
>Janie
>
I need restructuring Janie so am thinking I should become a LOTE and get some
help from you .
I usually wear plain dark colours and look a bit like the lady who was used for
the 'Keep death off the road ads'
I am able to change though and just need your help to get sparkling .
If you reject me I will do something terrible to myself .
Please don't let Sue send my diploma (if i get one) she sent me one 16mths ago
and it never arrived !!! <G> Maeve
MAEVE56
écrit :
>Would you care to rephrase that Queen Janie, I'm an Aussie too <grin>
>jingles L.E.
hi Jingles !! Where have you been? Just looked in and saw your name !!!!
Welcome back !
I need restructuring perhaps it's time I became a Lote? <G> Maeve
BOB GNOME
(MAEVE56) writes:
>I need restructuring Janie so am thinking I should become a LOTE and get some
>help from you .
>I usually wear plain dark colours and look a bit like the lady who was used
>for the 'Keep death off the road ads'
Can only imagine.....LOLOL
k
BOB GNOME
<bob...@smith-bj.freeserve.co.uk> writes:
>I AM ALREADY......Got my Diploma to prove it....Ask Sue.....I consider
>myself now fully fledged.....None of your U bits....Fully fledged
>LOTE.....Just send me all your bank details Janie including your PIN #
>and I will get Keith to do the necessary.
>Yours (dear Queen) in anticipation of a seat beside the throne next to
>Donna,opposite Sue,just up from Kelly, out of reach of Jingles.....
>Bobbie...LOTE 1st class.....( how's that for boot licking at it's
>best) :-)
Bobbie, not bad, not bad at all. :)
k
jingles
But Bobbie! I'm not quite your every day 'corner of the street' type
LOTE. The only 'deep crimson' I wear is the blush on my cheek<grin>.
jingles L.E.
In article <87a34c$cjg$2...@news7.svr.pol.co.uk>,
jingles
mae...@aol.com (MAEVE56) wrote:
> Dans l'article <878r3o$r1$1...@nnrp1.deja.com>, jingles <jingles@my-
deja.com>a
> écrit :
>
> >Would you care to rephrase that Queen Janie, I'm an Aussie too <grin>
> >jingles L.E.
>
> hi Jingles !! Where have you been? Just looked in and saw your name
!!!!
> Welcome back !
> I need restructuring perhaps it's time I became a Lote? <G> Maeve
Hi Maeve, been hanging around with my nose pressed to the window as it
were. From what I see on your photograph, Maeve, you certainly don't
need any restructuring - as for becoming a LOTE, well it's a pretty
laid back career choice and not too demanding.
jingles L.E - who hopes Ray is coming along just fine.
jingles
Did I ever tell about the time my ex-son in law went to a New Year's
Party dressed as a 'pregnant nun'? His 'ride' didn't turn up and his
only means of transport was his motor bike. So not to be outdone off
he went with habit flying in the wind. Needless to say he was
arrested and spent an embarassing hour trying to explain to the local
constabulary that he was not a cross-dresser. Apparently he would have
got away with his disguise, if he hadn't had a beard. The policeman who
pulled him up, was actually going to offer to escort the 'nun' to her
destination.
BUT...back to the matter of a LOTE in a 'habit' my suggestion is either
'kick the habit' or 'rattle a tin' if you expect to collect quarters.
jingles L.E.
In article <MlTl4.82$iH5....@nsw.nnrp.telstra.net>,
"Di Wall" <diw...@primus.com.au> wrote:
> <sigh!> Am currently carefully contemplating this Career Advisory
> brochure.....says "For a Great Career, Just Add Wimple".
> Seems like a good time for a career change....
> Queen Janie, this REALOTE admits defeat and is handing in her
boa......I'm
> off to the nunnery..of course the food there is passé so I could be
co-erced
> into 'moonlighting' on jingles 'off-nights' if you needed to cover a
> corner.....
> My LOTE outfit would be that of my day-job...plus the boa, of course!
<g>
> di<~~~hehe! THAT should pluck heart-string!! Janie will be begging me
to run
> the LU!! :-)
>
> Janie <mb...@ix.netcom.com> wrote in message
> news:3897C9D1...@ix.netcom.com...
> > Oh no you don't, Di...I'm much too smart for that...I think making
you a
> LOTE
> > would be a real mistake at this moment because you simply can't
behave
> > according to the LOTE's code of honor...No evil aussies allowed! <G>
> > Janie
> >
Kelly Petit
"Bobbie." wrote:
> I AM ALREADY......Got my Diploma to prove it....Ask Sue.....I consider
> myself now fully fledged.....None of your U bits....Fully fledged
> LOTE.....Just send me all your bank details Janie including your PIN #
> and I will get Keith to do the necessary.
> Yours (dear Queen) in anticipation of a seat beside the throne next to
> Donna,opposite Sue,just up from Kelly, out of reach of Jingles.....
> Bobbie...LOTE 1st class.....( how's that for boot licking at it's
> best) :-)
>
Sounds very good, Bobbie! We'll not let ourselves be trampled on <g>
kelly
Kelly Petit
jingles wrote:
> In 'virginal white' I'm every guys illusion - that's why I don't work
> for quarters - and the folding stuff don't rattle.
>
> jingles L.E (something of a will o' the whisp)
>
LOL
Jingles, good to see you back in form! I love that virginal white dress of
yours!
kelly
>
> In article <J5Tl4.68$iH5....@nsw.nnrp.telstra.net>,
> "Di Wall" <diw...@primus.com.au> wrote:
> > jingles L.E. !! How lovely to see you again! Of course the
> virginal white
> > could well be the reason there are no quarters - had you considered
> moving
> > on to a stylish grey and mauve? With real pearls, of course! <gg>
> > di<~~~wondering how she'd look in virginal white on her graduation!
> :-))
> > <have you been behaving Jingles? We have missed you....>
> >
> > > > > > > Di Wall wrote:
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Three words huh? Oh that's easy...."Janie Reigns
> Forever"
> > > !! <that
> > > > > > > > should wipe out the probationary period!>
> > > > > > > > di<~~~who has the best quarters in town and is soon to be
> > > known as REALOTE!
> > > > > > > > < Reformed Evil Aussie Lady Of The Evening>
> > > > > > > >
Janie
Janie<-----who thinks this is a great idea and may save me some pain and
embarrassment! <g>
beatrice12 wrote:
> Dear janie,
> I have been giving some thought to your problem (no not Di silly!) I am
> very concerned about your habit of colliding with immovable objects so
> I have created a spell just for you. From now on you will be protected
> by an invisible force field which will automatically activate itself if
> you are in danger of walking into door posts, car bonnets or any
> similar item which manages to impede your sometimes erratic progress.
> For all intents and purposes, you will be unaware of its presence as
> it is there to protect you only when danger threatens.
>
> Mad Meg (aka Jingles)
>
>
>
>
jingles
Kelly Petit
jingles wrote:
>
> Hi! Kelly, 'serious' I can find anywhere, but a good bit of 'nonsense'
> is harder to come by.
> So!
> Virginal white, but not too tight,
> Red and black, with a split at the back
> A glimpse of thigh to catch the eye,
> A fishnet stocking, to get 'em rocking,
> A platform sole, and you're on a roll,
> Some sequins bright and you're set for the night.
> A cleavage low, and AWAAAAY WE GO!
>
> jingles L.E. (still cautious with download)
Oh goodness me, how can you do this to me after a hard day's work-:) Now let me
see:
Virginal white what a terrible sight
on a corner so late at night
With fishnet stockings and platform sole
I'm afraid you'll have to go on the dole
Who'd give quarters to such a dame?
You surely need to change that frame!
Some glittering gold and silky red
will attract many a Fred!!
That was all I could come up with LOL
kelly
Kelly Petit
jingles wrote:
> Did I ever tell about the time my ex-son in law went to a New Year's
> Party dressed as a 'pregnant nun'? His 'ride' didn't turn up and his
> only means of transport was his motor bike. So not to be outdone off
> he went with habit flying in the wind. Needless to say he was
> arrested and spent an embarassing hour trying to explain to the local
> constabulary that he was not a cross-dresser. Apparently he would have
> got away with his disguise, if he hadn't had a beard. The policeman who
> pulled him up, was actually going to offer to escort the 'nun' to her
> destination.
> BUT...back to the matter of a LOTE in a 'habit' my suggestion is either
> 'kick the habit' or 'rattle a tin' if you expect to collect quarters.
>
> jingles L.E.
Awfully funny! LOL
kelly
Kelly Petit
Di Wall wrote:
> Haha! Clever Kelly!
> Judithann, I surely hope you are making note of Kelly's unkind comments for
> future reference - to be brought to light when that tiara finally finds the
> head it was designed for.....!<g>
> di...:-)
>
LOL
That reminds me of Cinderella! The tiara will not fit any head I'm afraid! I
know a sweet little head, ever so kind that this tiara no doubt will fit!
<laughing softly>
kelly
>
> Kelly Petit <kelly...@a2points.com> wrote in message
> news:38987279...@a2points.com...
> >
> >
> > Janie wrote:
> >
> > > hehehe I forgot about you, the other evil underling! <g> Di has to prove
> she can
> > > behave and, in the miracle even that happens, you two can NOT stand on
> the the
> > > same corner!
> > > Janie
> > >
> >
> > Maybe they can take a corner of Australia each? There are so many corners
> down
> > there....
> > kelly
> >
> > >
> > > judithann wrote:
> > >
> > > > In article <389783C1...@ix.netcom.com>, Janie
Bobbie.
BOB GNOME <bobg...@aol.com> wrote in message
news:20000202162511...@nso-fb.aol.com...
> In article <87a348$cjg$1...@news7.svr.pol.co.uk>, "Bobbie."
> <bob...@smith-bj.freeserve.co.uk> writes:
>
> >I AM ALREADY......Got my Diploma to prove it....Ask Sue.....I
consider
> >myself now fully fledged.....None of your U bits....Fully fledged
> >LOTE.....Just send me all your bank details Janie including your
PIN #
> >and I will get Keith to do the necessary.
> >Yours (dear Queen) in anticipation of a seat beside the throne next
to
> >Donna,opposite Sue,just up from Kelly, out of reach of Jingles.....
> >Bobbie...LOTE 1st class.....( how's that for boot licking at it's
> >best) :-)
>
Bobbie.
be sure......lol
Bobbie:-)
jingles <jin...@my-deja.com> wrote in message
news:87alss$dd2$1...@nnrp1.deja.com...
>
>
> But Bobbie! I'm not quite your every day 'corner of the street' type
> LOTE. The only 'deep crimson' I wear is the blush on my
cheek<grin>.
> jingles L.E.
>
>
> In article <87a34c$cjg$2...@news7.svr.pol.co.uk>,
> "Bobbie." <bob...@smith-bj.freeserve.co.uk> wrote:
> > HOORAY...That brought our jingles back...'toot sweet'.....Good to
see
> > you....but "virginal white"? not quite, 'corner of the street
gear' is
> > it?.....Try Deep crimson, much more 'attractive'
> >
> > B:-)
> >
Bobbie.
Bobbie:-)
Di Wall <diw...@primus.com.au> wrote in message
news:5p8m4.262$rN5....@nsw.nnrp.telstra.net...
> Of course! <g>
> di<~~who seems to be stuck with a habit! :-)
>
> jingles <jin...@my-deja.com> wrote in message
> news:87a4kl$a8$1...@nnrp1.deja.com...
> >
> >
> > In 'virginal white' I'm every guys illusion - that's why I don't
work
> > for quarters - and the folding stuff don't rattle.
> >
> > jingles L.E (something of a will o' the whisp)
> >
> >
> > In article <J5Tl4.68$iH5....@nsw.nnrp.telstra.net>,
> > "Di Wall" <diw...@primus.com.au> wrote:
> > > jingles L.E. !! How lovely to see you again! Of course the
> > virginal white
> > > could well be the reason there are no quarters - had you
considered
> > moving
> > > on to a stylish grey and mauve? With real pearls, of course!
<gg>
> > > di<~~~wondering how she'd look in virginal white on her
graduation!
> > :-))
> > > <have you been behaving Jingles? We have missed you....>
> > >
Bobbie.
download......B:-)
Kelly Petit <kelly...@a2points.com> wrote in message
news:3899B45B...@a2points.com...
beatrice12
Goes without saying!!!
jingles - who was forced into this by circumstances beyond her control
<grin>
On Thu, 3 Feb 2000 19:23:50 -0000 "Bobbie."
<bob...@smith-bj.freeserve.co.uk> wrote:
> Shy retiring type, are you?.....and that blush?.....just modesty, to
> be sure......lol
> Bobbie:-)
>
> jingles <jin...@my-deja.com> wrote in message
> news:87alss$dd2$1...@nnrp1.deja.com...
> >
> >
> > But Bobbie! I'm not quite your every day 'corner of the street' type
> > LOTE. The only 'deep crimson' I wear is the blush on my
> cheek<grin>.
> > jingles L.E.
> >
> >
> > In article <87a34c$cjg$2...@news7.svr.pol.co.uk>,
> > "Bobbie." <bob...@smith-bj.freeserve.co.uk> wrote:
> > > HOORAY...That brought our jingles back...'toot sweet'.....Good to
> see
> > > you....but "virginal white"? not quite, 'corner of the street
> gear' is
> > > it?.....Try Deep crimson, much more 'attractive'
> > >
> > > B:-)
> > >
> > > jingles <jin...@my-deja.com> wrote in message
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The black and the red, will attract,
as you've said,
Every Fred and his mates Dick and Harry,
But it's 'virginal white' in the dim of the night,
That will coax 'Sugar Daddies' to tarry
They may just want to talk, or go for a walk,
My company is what they like best,
So with a big spender, I'm loving and tender,
Be my guest - you can keep all the rest.
It may not be Shakespeare, but my brain is frying in sunny Australia.
With a temperature of more than 100 degrees we will be having a
possible 2 hour electricity cut at 11.00am. We are off to the local
shopping centre - at least they will have the air conditioning on.
jingles
AHughes
St. Theresa of Avila....
What a gal! Role model, Di?
ggg
"Di Wall" <diw...@primus.com.au> wrote in message
news:MlTl4.82$iH5....@nsw.nnrp.telstra.net...
> <sigh!> Am currently carefully contemplating this Career Advisory
> brochure.....says "For a Great Career, Just Add Wimple".
> Seems like a good time for a career change....
> Queen Janie, this REALOTE admits defeat and is handing in her boa......I'm
> off to the nunnery..of course the food there is passé so I could be
co-erced
> into 'moonlighting' on jingles 'off-nights' if you needed to cover a
> corner.....
> My LOTE outfit would be that of my day-job...plus the boa, of course! <g>
> di<~~~hehe! THAT should pluck heart-string!! Janie will be begging me to
run
> the LU!! :-)
>
>
> Janie <mb...@ix.netcom.com> wrote in message
> news:3897C9D1...@ix.netcom.com...
> > Oh no you don't, Di...I'm much too smart for that...I think making you a
> LOTE
> > would be a real mistake at this moment because you simply can't behave
> > according to the LOTE's code of honor...No evil aussies allowed! <G>
> > Janie
> >
AHughes
house today while I was at work. Maybe he will clean the guillotine as
well?
garden goddess :-))))
happy
"Di Wall" <diw...@primus.com.au> wrote in message
news:1oTl4.84$iH5....@nsw.nnrp.telstra.net...
> That Ann! A hermit appears and she goes all gooey and useless and forgets
> to wash the guillotine!!
> di.....:)
>
> Kelly Petit <kelly...@a2points.com> wrote in message
> news:3897D866...@a2points.com...
> >
> >
> > Janie wrote:
> >
> > > I think you are in big trouble now:)
> > > Janie<-----sharpening the guillotine
> > >
> >
> > I knew this was going to start a fight among the head LOTEs!! Isn't it
> always the
> > same...
> > When did you get my guillotine, Janie? I've still got it here and I'm
not
> going to lend
> > it to anyone anylonger, it was absolutely a mess after that cabbage
> business!!
> >
> > kelly
> >
> > >
> > > Butterkup wrote:
> > >
> > > > Dear Janie!
> > > > I have changed all my quarters into dollar bills.
> > > > I am co/found of LU
> > > > I am co/writer of the exam
> > > > I can have you expelled from the LOTE Union like this! "SNAP"
> > > > I will never reform.
> > > > So, what do ya think of them apples?
> > > > sue
> > > >
> > > > Janie wrote:
> > > > >
> > > > > *sigh* Now I have to seize all your quarters (I know you have
some)
> You must
> > > > > requalify through LU and I have to see the the written
exam...Then,
> you must ask
> > > > > me nicely if you can be a LOTE. When I see you are reformed,
MAYBE!
> <G>
> > > > > Janie
> > > > >
> > > > > Butterkup wrote:
> > > > >
> > > > > > How about "shut-up, Janie" That's three words. <G>
> > > > > >
AHughes
you.... then you'll be sorry! So there, Di!
garden goddess
trying to get the chunks of cote out of the carpet...
"Bobbie." <bob...@smith-bj.freeserve.co.uk> wrote in message
news:87a34a$cjg$1...@news7.svr.pol.co.uk...
> Don't go picking on Ann...she was only making sauerkraut, and anyway
> she will set Jim on you, so there.
> B:-)....(Who says age brings wisdom?....lol)
>
AHughes
He alway likes what I cook! :-)
ggg
"Di Wall" <diw...@primus.com.au> wrote in message
news:7m8m4.261$rN5....@nsw.nnrp.telstra.net...
> LOL! Before or after he eats the cabbage??? <g>
> di.....:-)
AHughes
You are definitely on to somehting here, Di!\
ggg
"Di Wall" <diw...@primus.com.au> wrote in message
news:J_7m4.242$rN5....@nsw.nnrp.telstra.net...
> Raspberries!! It has been my lifelong dream to 'take the cloth'!
Judithann
> and I will be a stunning success in our 'sister act'!
> delightfully 'whoopi' di......:-)
>
> Janie <mb...@ix.netcom.com> wrote in message
> news:38984AB2...@ix.netcom.com...
> > I have no heart and, since I'm hysterically laughing at the picture of
you
> as a
> > nun, I know you will be kicked out eventually. I'll keep your
application
> on
> > file but you better come up with something better then this! The Queen
is
> not
> > stupid! (Shut up, Sue!)
> > Janie
> >
> > Di Wall wrote:
> >
> > > <sigh!> Am currently carefully contemplating this Career Advisory
> > > brochure.....says "For a Great Career, Just Add Wimple".
> > > Seems like a good time for a career change....
> > > Queen Janie, this REALOTE admits defeat and is handing in her
> boa......I'm
> > > off to the nunnery..of course the food there is passé so I could be
> co-erced
> > > into 'moonlighting' on jingles 'off-nights' if you needed to cover a
> > > corner.....
> > > My LOTE outfit would be that of my day-job...plus the boa, of course!
> <g>
> > > di<~~~hehe! THAT should pluck heart-string!! Janie will be begging me
to
> run
> > > the LU!! :-)
> > >
> > > Janie <mb...@ix.netcom.com> wrote in message
> > > news:3897C9D1...@ix.netcom.com...
> > > > Oh no you don't, Di...I'm much too smart for that...I think making
you
> a
> > > LOTE
> > > > would be a real mistake at this moment because you simply can't
behave
> > > > according to the LOTE's code of honor...No evil aussies allowed! <G>
> > > > Janie
> > > >
Bobbie.
Janie <mb...@ix.netcom.com> wrote in message
news:38992057...@ix.netcom.com...
> No guillotine for you...I'm gonna have Leighann's puppy gnaw your
head off!
> Janie
>
> Butterkup wrote:
>
> > Naw, my three words were earlier. SHUT UP JANIE! <G>
> > sue
> >
> > Ovila wrote:
> > >
> > > You just love to live dangerously, Sue.
> > > That's more than three words.
> > > Ollie
> > >
> > > Butterkup <k...@ewol.com> wrote in message
news:3897CD0C...@ewol.com...
> > > > Dear Janie!
> > > > I have changed all my quarters into dollar bills.
> > > > I am co/found of LU
> > > > I am co/writer of the exam
> > > > I can have you expelled from the LOTE Union like this! "SNAP"
> > > > I will never reform.
> > > > So, what do ya think of them apples?
> > > > sue
> > > >
> > > > Janie wrote:
> > > > >
> > > > > *sigh* Now I have to seize all your quarters (I know you
have some) You
> > > must
> > > > > requalify through LU and I have to see the the written
exam...Then, you
> > > must ask
> > > > > me nicely if you can be a LOTE. When I see you are reformed,
MAYBE! <G>
> > > > > Janie
> > > > >
> > > > > Butterkup wrote:
> > > > >
> > > > > > How about "shut-up, Janie" That's three words. <G>
> > > > > >
Bobbie.
certain things a nun is required to abstain from....."street corners"
are one, the others I won't go into here.......Also Royal Raspberries,
not nice Di, not nice at all.....looks like your Diploma has just
"gone up the spout"......Shame.
Bobbie:-)
<diw...@primus.com.au> wrote in message
news:J_7m4.242$rN5....@nsw.nnrp.telstra.net...
> Raspberries!! It has been my lifelong dream to 'take the cloth'!
Judithann
> and I will be a stunning success in our 'sister act'!
> delightfully 'whoopi' di......:-)
>
> Janie <mb...@ix.netcom.com> wrote in message
> > > Janie <mb...@ix.netcom.com> wrote in message
> > > news:3897C9D1...@ix.netcom.com...
> > > > Oh no you don't, Di...I'm much too smart for that...I think
making you
> a
> > > LOTE
> > > > would be a real mistake at this moment because you simply
can't behave
> > > > according to the LOTE's code of honor...No evil aussies
allowed! <G>
> > > > Janie
> > > >
Toddy
Toddy
"jingles" <jin...@my-deja.com> wrote in message
news:87a48u$vtp$1...@nnrp1.deja.com...
>
>
> I surely do Toddy, Lote Extraordinaire - don't work for
quarters, and
> never carry change <grin>.
>
> Why did you never become a LOTE Toddy - you have all the
right
> equipment<grin>
>
> jingles L.E.
>
>
>
>
>
> In article <9494840...@hearts.q-net.net.au>,
> "Toddy" <tod...@q-net.net.au> wrote:
> > HEY !!!!! Look who's here !!!
> >
> > Good to see you jingles :-)
> >
> > Don't you already have an official LOTE position? <G>
> >
> > Toddy, who isn't a LOTE, and shouldn't be in this thread
at
> > all, but since when did that stop anyone ??? <VBG>
> > > > > Janie wrote:
> > > > > >
> > > > > > *sigh* Now I have to seize all your quarters (I
know
> > you have
> > > some) You must
> > > > > > requalify through LU and I have to see the the
> > written
> > > exam...Then, you must ask
> > > > > > me nicely if you can be a LOTE. When I see you
are
> > reformed,
> > > MAYBE! <G>
> > > > > > Janie
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Butterkup wrote:
> > > > > >
> > > > > > > How about "shut-up, Janie" That's three
words.
> > <G>
> > > > > > >
beatrice12
Toddy, that one earns a ROTFLHO !
jingles
--
Di Wall
di....:-)
AHughes <gard...@mail.ocis.net> wrote in message
news:s9kn69...@corp.supernews.com...
> Add Wimple! Great idea! Just heard a CBC radio documentary on the life
of
> St. Theresa of Avila....
> What a gal! Role model, Di?
> ggg
>
> "Di Wall" <diw...@primus.com.au> wrote in message
> news:MlTl4.82$iH5....@nsw.nnrp.telstra.net...
> > <sigh!> Am currently carefully contemplating this Career Advisory
> > brochure.....says "For a Great Career, Just Add Wimple".
> > Seems like a good time for a career change....
> > Queen Janie, this REALOTE admits defeat and is handing in her
boa......I'm
> > off to the nunnery..of course the food there is passé so I could be
> co-erced
> > into 'moonlighting' on jingles 'off-nights' if you needed to cover a
> > corner.....
> > My LOTE outfit would be that of my day-job...plus the boa, of course!
<g>
> > di<~~~hehe! THAT should pluck heart-string!! Janie will be begging me to
> run
> > the LU!! :-)
> >
> >
> > Janie <mb...@ix.netcom.com> wrote in message
> > news:3897C9D1...@ix.netcom.com...
> > > Oh no you don't, Di...I'm much too smart for that...I think making you
a
> > LOTE
> > > would be a real mistake at this moment because you simply can't behave
> > > according to the LOTE's code of honor...No evil aussies allowed! <G>
> > > Janie
> > >
Di Wall
brown....should enhance my alabaster brow no end....!!
di....:)
AHughes <gard...@mail.ocis.net> wrote in message
news:s9kn8l...@corp.supernews.com...
> I think the Carmelites have cloistered convents especially for the
headless!
> You are definitely on to somehting here, Di!\
> ggg
>
> "Di Wall" <diw...@primus.com.au> wrote in message
> news:J_7m4.242$rN5....@nsw.nnrp.telstra.net...
> > Raspberries!! It has been my lifelong dream to 'take the cloth'!
> Judithann
> > and I will be a stunning success in our 'sister act'!
> > delightfully 'whoopi' di......:-)
> >
> > Janie <mb...@ix.netcom.com> wrote in message
> > news:38984AB2...@ix.netcom.com...
> > > I have no heart and, since I'm hysterically laughing at the picture of
> you
> > as a
> > > nun, I know you will be kicked out eventually. I'll keep your
> application
> > on
> > > file but you better come up with something better then this! The Queen
> is
> > not
> > > stupid! (Shut up, Sue!)
> > > Janie
> > >
> > > Di Wall wrote:
> > >
Di Wall
months ago for the shower! LOL!
I have read the instructions over and over....it is in testosterone induced
jargon! I kid you not!
di<~~~and Eric thinks women conspire! :-)
AHughes <gard...@mail.ocis.net> wrote in message
news:s9kmpp...@corp.supernews.com...
> The hermit replaced all the washers on *all* of the taps and faucets in
the
> house today while I was at work. Maybe he will clean the guillotine as
> well?
> garden goddess :-))))
> happy
>
> "Di Wall" <diw...@primus.com.au> wrote in message
> news:1oTl4.84$iH5....@nsw.nnrp.telstra.net...
> > That Ann! A hermit appears and she goes all gooey and useless and
forgets
> > to wash the guillotine!!
> > di.....:)
> >
> > Kelly Petit <kelly...@a2points.com> wrote in message
> > news:3897D866...@a2points.com...
> > >
> > >
> > > Janie wrote:
> > >
> > > > I think you are in big trouble now:)
> > > > Janie<-----sharpening the guillotine
> > > >
> > >
> > > I knew this was going to start a fight among the head LOTEs!! Isn't it
> > always the
> > > same...
> > > When did you get my guillotine, Janie? I've still got it here and I'm
> not
> > going to lend
> > > it to anyone anylonger, it was absolutely a mess after that cabbage
> > business!!
> > >
> > > kelly
> > >
> > > >
> > > > Butterkup wrote:
> > > >
> > > > > Dear Janie!
> > > > > I have changed all my quarters into dollar bills.
> > > > > I am co/found of LU
> > > > > I am co/writer of the exam
> > > > > I can have you expelled from the LOTE Union like this! "SNAP"
> > > > > I will never reform.
> > > > > So, what do ya think of them apples?
> > > > > sue
> > > > >
> > > > > Janie wrote:
> > > > > >
> > > > > > *sigh* Now I have to seize all your quarters (I know you have
> some)
> > You must
> > > > > > requalify through LU and I have to see the the written
> exam...Then,
> > you must ask
> > > > > > me nicely if you can be a LOTE. When I see you are reformed,
> MAYBE!
> > <G>
> > > > > > Janie
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Butterkup wrote:
> > > > > >
> > > > > > > How about "shut-up, Janie" That's three words. <G>
> > > > > > >
Kelly Petit
Di Wall wrote:
> Are we attracting extra sisters to the cause? I like Carmelite
> brown....should enhance my alabaster brow no end....!!
> di....:)
>
And your delicate hands! LOL
kelly
Kelly Petit
beatrice12 wrote:
For you Sugar Daddies are fine
I'd rather have Harry as mine
I don't want his mate
to come along for our date
I'll send him along to you
if not we'll give him to Sue
So let's tarry a while
and say with a smile
Australia is hot in the summer
Oh me oh my what a 'bummer'
kelly
jingles
Last night official restrictions were declared for next week. Even if
the dispute is settled they will remain in effect for at least three
days.
No domestic appliances (including air-conditioners and computers <Aaah!
>) betweem the hours of 1.00pm and 7.00pm. Business premises, half
lighting, and no airconditioning - so it isn't any good going to the
public library or the shopping centres to stay cool. Wonder if I can
plead 'frail elderly' to get an exemption??
Meanwhile,
Baby!You don't need to light my fire,
I'm burning up already
jingles
jingles
jingles
And after viewing the size of the puppy, it could be a slow and painful
process. <grin>
jingles
In article <87etnr$erc$1...@news8.svr.pol.co.uk>,
"Bobbie." <bob...@smith-bj.freeserve.co.uk> wrote:
> How nice!!
>
> Janie <mb...@ix.netcom.com> wrote in message
> news:38992057...@ix.netcom.com...
> > No guillotine for you...I'm gonna have Leighann's puppy gnaw your
> head off!
> > Janie
> >
> > Butterkup wrote:
> >
> > > Naw, my three words were earlier. SHUT UP JANIE! <G>
> > > sue
> > >
> > > Ovila wrote:
> > > >
> > > > You just love to live dangerously, Sue.
> > > > That's more than three words.
> > > > Ollie
> > > >
> > > > Butterkup <k...@ewol.com> wrote in message
> news:3897CD0C...@ewol.com...
Bobbie.
are.......<BG>
B:-)
Di Wall <diw...@primus.com.au> wrote in message
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judithann
I am in awe!
You, jingles, are brilliantly unique. :o))
judithann--
"You are unique, and if that is not fulfilled then something has
been lost."
~~~~~~~~
Martha Graham
In article
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Toddy
Rhondda, and Di, I think Marie is all right in NSW, their
temperatures have not been getting so high........
I hope it all settles down soon for you :-)
Toddy
"jingles" <jin...@my-deja.com> wrote in message
news:87fn2c$vlb$1...@nnrp1.deja.com...
> In article <389AFB30...@a2points.com>,
> Kelly Petit <kelly...@a2points.com> wrote:
beatrice12
Last thing I heard (but could always have been a change) there would be
no restrictions in S.A. Yesterday while we were out, we saw two elderly
people collapse - they were seeking respite in a shopping centre.
jingles.
--
beatrice12
Aaaw shucks! thanks Judithan, but it is the competition that rates the
applause, Kelly is a real challenge - she makes me extend myself.
jingles
On Fri, 04 Feb 2000 15:50:21 -0800 judithann <b...@netsync.net> wrote:
>
> I am in awe!
> You, jingles, are brilliantly unique. :o))
>
> judithann--
> "You are unique, and if that is not fulfilled then something has
> been lost."
> ~~~~~~~~
> Martha Graham
>
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Kelly Petit
jingles wrote:
> In article <389A9225...@a2points.com>,
> Kelly Petit <kelly...@a2points.com> wrote:
> >
> >
> > Di Wall wrote:
> >
> > > Are we attracting extra sisters to the cause? I like Carmelite
> > > brown....should enhance my alabaster brow no end....!!
> > > di....:)
> > >
> >
> > And your delicate hands! LOL
> > kelly
> >
>
> I believe the chastity belt chafes a bit too <grin>
>
> jingles
>
> Sent via Deja.com http://www.deja.com/
> Before you buy.
LOL
That was something she didn't think of <g>
kelly
Kelly Petit
jingles wrote:
> In article <389AFB30...@a2points.com>,
> Kelly Petit <kelly...@a2points.com> wrote:
> > For you Sugar Daddies are fine
> > I'd rather have Harry as mine
> > I don't want his mate
> > to come along for our date
> > I'll send him along to you
> > if not we'll give him to Sue
> > So let's tarry a while
> > and say with a smile
> > Australia is hot in the summer
> >
> > Oh me oh my what a 'bummer'
> >
> > kelly
>
> Last night official restrictions were declared for next week. Even if
> the dispute is settled they will remain in effect for at least three
> days.
> No domestic appliances (including air-conditioners and computers <Aaah!
> >) betweem the hours of 1.00pm and 7.00pm. Business premises, half
> lighting, and no airconditioning - so it isn't any good going to the
> public library or the shopping centres to stay cool. Wonder if I can
> plead 'frail elderly' to get an exemption??
> Meanwhile,
>
> Baby!You don't need to light my fire,
> I'm burning up already
>
> jingles
>
Poor Jingles! Does that mean that you'll melt in your own house? I hope you have
a cellar. When it becomes too warm here, we just go down in the cellar and there
it's cool and nice.
kelly
Butterkup
sue
jingles wrote:
>
> And after viewing the size of the puppy, it could be a slow and painful
> process. <grin>
>
> jingles
>
> In article <87etnr$erc$1...@news8.svr.pol.co.uk>,
> "Bobbie." <bob...@smith-bj.freeserve.co.uk> wrote:
> > How nice!!
> >
> > Janie <mb...@ix.netcom.com> wrote in message
> > news:38992057...@ix.netcom.com...
> > > No guillotine for you...I'm gonna have Leighann's puppy gnaw your
> > head off!
> > > Janie
> > >
> > > Butterkup wrote:
> > >
> > > > Naw, my three words were earlier. SHUT UP JANIE! <G>
> > > > sue
> > > >
> > > > Ovila wrote:
> > > > >
> > > > > You just love to live dangerously, Sue.
> > > > > That's more than three words.
> > > > > Ollie
> > > > >
> > > > > Butterkup <k...@ewol.com> wrote in message
> > news:3897CD0C...@ewol.com...
maggie
Is it time for another takeover attempt? It seems that the *so-called*,
self-proclaimed leaders are in conflict with themselves. What more
opportune time for a coup?
BTW, Where is Russel? Can you send him after me? Ya know, I heard a
rumor about a hill in Wyoming Territory that is filled with rubies.
Maybe enough for a successful takeover? I hear that Keith has been
treated rather poorly by the Lotes, and I think his allegiance may be
for sale, for a price...
maggie
PS Send shovels too, if you have some.
jingles
>
> Poor Jingles! Does that mean that you'll melt in your own house? I
hope you have
> a cellar. When it becomes too warm here, we just go down in the
cellar and there
> it's cool and nice.
>
> kelly
>
jing;es
Kelly Petit
jingles wrote:
Do you at least have a river or a lake nearby so that you can soak yourself a
bit??
kelly
jingles
Alas there is nothing left but to throw myself on the mercy of the
State Government and plead 'frail elderly'. :-)
jingles - getting out her shawl and eartrumpet.
Kelly Petit
jingles wrote:
Not even a drop to drink?
I'll blow some cold air down to you-:)
kelly
Bobbie.
, too......Used to discipline her partner, when he gets out of
line...lol.....Think he spends quite a lot of time down there.....Not
alone I might add....lots of furry friends he has....Personally, I
think he is secretly building the ULTIMATE in motor cycles....When
that happens we Lotes won't get a look in....David and Mike will
surely spend the time exchanging notes...<BG>..stay cool.
B:-)
jingles <jin...@my-deja.com> wrote in message
news:87ijrc$t7l$1...@nnrp1.deja.com...
jingles
It is just on 1.00pm, curfew for the computer, which must go into
suspended animation for the next six hours. Meanwhile I will take off
all my clothes and sit in front of this blank screen waiting for the
moment when I may switch it back on again - no video, no television, no
computer, what's left to while away the hours....dont' you dare say it
Bobbie...it's too darned hot anyway.
luv ya and leave ya for a while - don't go away - back presently
jingles
In article <87k7on$7hj$6...@newsg3.svr.pol.co.uk>,
AHughes
invitation to the revolution ... unanswered! Oh, woe! It's not like I
sleep in or anything. I am a *morning* person! I just have really rotten
timing :-(
Sorry I missed the revolution, Maggie. Thanks for inviting me :-)
garden goddess
basking in the power of agates, opals and quartz crystals...
"maggie" <magg...@mindspring.com> wrote in message
news:389C63C1...@mindspring.com...
Jennifer
jingles <jin...@my-deja.com> wrote:
> I believe the chastity belt chafes a bit too <grin>
They don't. Believe me. I have two.
Sexiest clothing you can wear.
--
Jennifer
jcold...@excite.com
Janie
Janie